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Dean: 50%.
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It worked.
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Victoria: I have been
dreading this moment,
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but I can't put it off anymore.
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I have to tell Dean
about DJ and I.
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Dean: Continuing...
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Space bar.
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Dean: Ah!
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Victoria:
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Dean: Victoria.
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Victoria: Yes, it's me.
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Dean: Please, stop touching me.
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Victoria: I'll sit.
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We have something
to talk about, Dean.
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Dean: Do we really, or is --
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Victoria:
You're not going to like it.
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Dean: I already don't.
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Victoria: This is going
to devastate him.
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Dean, I am currently in
a sexual relationship with DJ.
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Oh, my God.
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Even hearing myself
say it, I can't...
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Don't look at me, Dean.
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Dean: Fair enough.
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Mmm.
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Just...
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Better we keep distance.
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Victoria: You're right.
It's just too hard
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to touch each other right now.
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Dean: Back -- back up
a little bit.
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Victoria: Let's talk.
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Dean: Victoria.
Victoria: Yes.
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Dean: I do not care about
with whom you are sleeping.
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It's none of my business.
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And it's not
interesting to me.
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Do you understand?
I literally could not care less.
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I'm trying to care less,
and I currently don't care.
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Victoria: Such a brave...
Dean: Mmm.
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Victoria: ...brave man.
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Dean: Please take your hands
from my throat.
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Victoria: So strong.
Dean: I meant, take them...
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Victoria: The love
of his life...
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Dean: ...take them
the other way,
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not further up my head.
Victoria: Acting like it doesn't
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bother him.
We both know it does.
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Dean: Victoria, unhand me.
Victoria: Dean.
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Dean: Unhand me immediately.
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Victoria: Dean-toria's over.
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Dean: What is that?
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Victoria: It's you and I.
It's a mixture.
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Dean: Is that a --
Victoria: 'Cause we're so close.
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Dean: It's a clumsy
portmanteau of our names?
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Victoria: Would you
rather do Vic-Dean?
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Dean: I don't care about this.
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I don't want to hear about it.
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And I'd like to end
this conversation now.
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Victoria: Is there a scenario
where you might be happy
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if I was sleeping
with both of you?
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Dean: This woman has just
asked me to picture,
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a m�nage � trois
with my own son.
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Victoria: Don't cry, Dean!
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Don't cry for me anymore!
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I'm with DJ now.
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Dean: All right, very well.
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Victoria:
Don't be jealous, Dean.
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Dean: Not.
Victoria: Don't kill him for me!
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Dean: Won't do it.
Victoria: It's over!
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It's over, Dean!
It's over!
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Dean: All right, Victoria?
Victoria: Yes, do you need me?
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Dean: Don't take --
go back where you were.
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Victoria: It's over!
Dean: Stop.
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Please, please stop screaming.
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Victoria: No more will you have
this at your beck and call!
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Dean: Security?
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Amir: I'm meeting
with my clients
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Wilham and Elizageth Murghey
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at their two-acre
art deco mansion in Bel Air.
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They're going through
a nasty divorce
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and want to get rid
of the property quickly.
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Luckily for them, I'm faster
than a divorce attorney.
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Tell me about this
window here, Elizageth.
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Elizageth: Yeah,
I've spent a lot of time
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in front of this window,
mostly having
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nervous breakdowns
and panic attacks,
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because "Wilham" sometimes
doesn't come home at night.
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He's out with girls
he met on Tinder, so...
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Wilham: You would be out with
girls you met on Tinder
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if you had to deal with
this pill-popping narcissist.
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We met on Ashley Madison.
She's a wonderfully hot girl.
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We look so fucking good
in bathing suits.
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We would go party on every
island you've ever heard of.
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Do so many drugs, zipline
through every jungle.
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And now all it is
is this mindfulness
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Eastern religion nonsense.
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And look at her.
I don't even recognize her,
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even though she still
looks fucking hot.
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Amir: Well, they are never
going to stop with this shit.
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Time for me to
move things along.
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I've done the comps,
and I think you will be happy
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to know that I think
we should start out at...
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Elizageth: So sorry,
it's just that your energy's
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like, so intense.
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Amir: Well --
Elizageth: Just I'm really
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working on keeping things at
like, I don't know, like a six
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and you're just like
at a nine and I just...
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Wilham: Amir.
Elizageth: You know what I mean?
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Come sit next to me.
It'll be helpful for her.
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Yeah.
Elizageth: Thank you.
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It's just when
people are separated,
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my therapist says
that it triggers like,
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some old abandonment stuff.
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Amir: I think that we should
list at $11 mil.
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Wilham: Why are you
looking at me?
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I don't deal with the finances.
She does. She's great at it.
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Amir: $11 mil.
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Elizageth: I'm sorry,
so when I feel insulted,
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sometimes I disassociate.
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Amir: The only thing
taking a sting out
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of Elizageth's
tough negotiations
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is sitting in the crook
of Wilham's strong, loving arm.
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Does $11.5 million sound good?
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Elizageth: No. Do you know
who Suze Orman is?
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Amir: Yes, I do.
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Elizageth: Well,
we're friends on Facebook.
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Amir: Uh, $12.75 million.
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Elizageth: Uh.
My healer says that I have
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these voices that come up.
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I have -- two of them agree,
two of them don't.
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And my gut says yes.
I don't know.
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My meditation teacher said
that I should probably meditate
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before making
a decision like this.
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Wilham: Honestly, if you
want to end this,
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this is going to sound weird,
but crawl into my lap,
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pretend that you're a baby,
and just say 15.
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Elizageth: I don't know,
and I just feel triggered,
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and that could be part of it,
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and I just, I don't know
if I can -- Oh.
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Amir: $15 mil?
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Elizageth: Done. Done.
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Amir: Done!
Yes!
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Elizageth: That just...
Amir: Awesome.
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Thank you, Elizageth.
Elizageth: ...made me feel
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so safe.
Amir: A pleasure.
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Not even close
to the weirdest thing I've done
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in the interest
of making a sale.
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Glenn: I'm on my way
to meet Patricia,
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a woman I met on
the dating app, Feeler.
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We've already been
to third base,
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which is three-straight
nights of texting.
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Can you top me off, too?
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Waitress: Sure.
Glenn: I have a date,
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so I want to stay hydrated.
Waitress: Yeah, of course.
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Glenn: Thank you.
Annabelle: Hi!
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Glenn:
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Oh, my goodness.
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You're Annabelle Shelly.
Annabelle: Yeah.
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Glenn: I'm a huge fan...
Annabelle: Oh, thanks.
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Glenn: ...of your movies.
Annabelle: Oh, good.
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Glenn: I saw "Hey, You,
It's Me," with my mom.
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Annabelle: You did?
Glenn: Yeah, on Valentine's Day,
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and we both cried so much.
Annabelle: Aw.
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Glenn: I'm a huge
rom-com-noisseur.
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And Annabelle Shelly
is the queen.
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I've seen "What About Now?"
50 times.
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I think on the Mount Rushmore
of rom-com actresses,
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it's you, then it's Meg Ryan,
then it's Carol Burnett.
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Annabelle: Thank you.
Glenn: Then it's Angelina Jolie.
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But you stand head
and shoulders above them
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when it comes to pulling
the hearts of America.
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Annabelle: Thank you.
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Glenn:
And international audiences.
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Annabelle: Well, it's
really nice to meet you.
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Glenn:
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This is awkward, um,
but you have to go.
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'Cause I'm actually
here for a date,
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so I need that chair
to actually be open,
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so you have
to get out of here.
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Annabelle: That's so sweet.
I'm your date.
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From Feeler.
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Glenn: Uh, is she
acting out the plot
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to "Sorry, Wrong Number,"
right now?
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Well, no, the person that I met
on Feeler was named Patricia,
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and she had a picture
of Peppermint Patty
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as her profile picture.
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Annabelle: Yes.
Um, I'm so sorry.
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I had to put Patricia
and Peppermint Patty
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because I can't say
that it's really me.
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I mean, do you know
what it's like dating people
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as a famous actress?
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It's very difficult.
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Glenn: I was expecting
a Peppermint Patty type,
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you know, a real bossypants.
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Someone who wears
open-toed sandals and shorts
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and has their hair in a little
bit tighter than a bob.
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Annabelle: But maybe we can just
forget all that and --
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and enjoy each other?
Because it's --
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it's really hard
for me to meet people.
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And I really liked you.
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And look how excited you were
just now when you saw me.
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Glenn: Are you kidding?
I was very excited.
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You're one of my favorite
actresses or actors of all time.
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Annabelle: So that's great.
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Glenn: I went on
a high school field trip
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to see "Kissing is Fun,"
when I was a junior in Belgium.
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And I tell you,
our entire school,
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including the headmaster,
talked about it for three days.
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Annabelle:
Okay, so that's great.
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Glenn: Yeah, it's great.
I mean --
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Annabelle: Do you want to know
anything more about that?
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We could talk about
that a little bit.
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Glenn: I would love to,
if you promise
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not to lie to me about it.
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Andrew: I think we show her
place in Calabasas,
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'cause then we'll be out there,
we could show her the --
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Baxter: I don't really --
I mean, I don't know if she's --
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Barl: Houston, we have
a customer.
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Andrew: Oh.
Barl: Two customers.
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Baxter: Ch-cha-krr.
We hear you.
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Andrew: Okay, tell us about
the customers.
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How cool are they?
Baxter: Yeah, are they cool?
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Barl: Chh. They're
really cool, Houston.
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Baxter: Barl is theoffice
sandwich cart guy.
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Andrew: He is a legend.
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Barl: Hungry for lunch?
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Baxter: Yes.
Andrew: Yeah.
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Baxter: Sir, can I get
a turkey and cheese?
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Barl: Turkey and cheese,
if you please?
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Baxter: Yes, sir.
Andrew: I will please, also,
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turkey and American cheese.
Barl: Talk to me, talk to me.
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Turkey and American cheese.
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Andrew: On wheat.
Barl: Ooh.
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Uh...brothers, I got
bad news for you.
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I am not seeing any turkey.
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Baxter: Ah. Ham?
Do you have ham?
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Andrew: Jambon?
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Barl: Are you fucking
kidding me, Barl?
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No, I'm not seeing --
Andrew: No ham and no turkey?
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Good sandwich cart.
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Barl:
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Andrew: Way to go, Barl.
Barl: Here's a ham.
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Here's a --
Baxter: Oh, you got a ham.
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Andrew: Do you have a ham?
Barl: Here's a Swiss.
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You know what? This is what
we're going to do.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no.
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Andrew: No, don't,
don't go into them.
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Barl: No, no, no. This is
what we're going to do.
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Baxter: No.
Barl: Because I just
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washed my hands.
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Andrew: When?
Barl: Because I just took a shit
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just five minutes ago.
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And I definitely
washed my hands.
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You know why?
'Cause I got a little bit
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of shit on my hands
while I was wiping.
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Andrew: Okay.
Barl: And I had to wash.
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Baxter: That's --
just slide it over to us.
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Barl: So I'm going to
take this cheese here.
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This is the cheese you like,
but you don't want salami,
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so you go back to your mommy.
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And you are the ham
that needs the cheese.
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You want lettuce?
Andrew: That looks old.
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Baxter: It's okay.
Barl: It is old.
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All right, cheese on the ham.
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Andrew: No.
Barl: Ham on the bread,
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wrap you back up and...
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Baxter: That's okay.
Barl: There we go.
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And you know what?
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That's going to be 50 cents off.
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Baxter: Yeah, I can't eat that.
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Andrew: Can I take it as-is?
I'll take it as-is.
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Barl: Hold on, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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Andrew: Take it as-is.
Barl: We're doing what --
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here's what we got.
Andrew: Just in case you still
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have poop on your --
I would rather take it as-is.
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Barl: I can guarantee you
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that I don't have poop
on my hands.
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And I will tell you that
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because I saw it wash
down the sink drain.
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I saw the chunk come off,
I saw it wash down the drain.
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And you know what I did?
I did two rounds of soap.
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Two. I smelled my hand
after that,
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still smelled like shit
a little bit,
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and I washed them a third time.
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'Cause three time's
a charm, right?
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Andrew: I'm not hungry anymore.
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Baxter: What are you
looking for right now?
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You've opened up everything.
Barl: There's --
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I'm looking for the perfect
customization, ooh...
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for you, okay?
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This is...
Baxter: He --
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Barl: ...the lettuce you want.
Don't need that.
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This is...
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ham!
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You wanted ham, right?
Andrew: Yeah, I'm not kidding.
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Barl: This is
the cheese you want.
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Andrew: Make sure you --
Barl: Ooh! Cheesin'
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for the pleasin'.
Andrew: You know what?
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Barl: It's the season
for the cheesin'.
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Andrew: It's the what?
Barl: There is no reason
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for no cheese in the sandwich.
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Baxter: This has
become a nightmare.
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Barl: That was a good sandwich.
Let's wrap it up for you.
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Andrew: Nah,
I don't need it wrapped.
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Barl: Get some paper,
and let's give it
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a little seasoning.
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And that's for you.
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Baxter: Barl, you farted
on that sandwich.
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How could you have
that big of a fart
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and you just took a shit, Barl?
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Barl: It always is in there.
It's always building.
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Andrew: I will not eat
a fart sandwich.
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Baxter: Barl?
Andrew: I won't eat
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a fart sandwich.
Barl: Dollar off.
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Baxter: I think --
Andrew: I'll take that.
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Victoria: I'm going to give Dean
space while his heart mends.
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Plus, the most important man
in my life needs me.
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I'm rushing to Daddy's house.
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His assistant called.
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Xavier: Mm-hmm. I know.
Victoria: Daddy?
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Xavier: Just naturally flawless.
Victoria: Daddy?
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Xavier: I don't know what it is.
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Victoria: Daddy! Daddy!
Xavier: Oh.
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Victoria: Daddy! I came as soon
as you called.
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Xavier: Oh, Victoria, thanks for
coming on such short notice.
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Victoria: If course.
I thought maybe you needed me
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for some real estate deal
or personal problem or...
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Or are you about to announce
that I'm partner
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on "The King Maker."
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As everybody knows,
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Daddy is the host
and executive producer
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of the hit NBC reality series
"The King Maker."
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Announcer: "The King Maker."
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Xavier: For the first time ever,
you are both sired.
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Welcome to my family.
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This is probably the proudest
moment of my life.
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Oh, God, no, dear.
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No, nothing like that.
No, no.
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Victoria: Oh.
Xavier: No, don't
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worry yourself, no.
Victoria: Okay.
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Xavier: No, it's just
my producers thought
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it might be nice to get some
sort of candid family,
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behind-the-scenes footage.
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You know, me just with
my daughter, just at home.
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Victoria: Oh, okay.
Xavier: Fam, you know,
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daddy-daughter time.
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Victoria: So you want to
pretend to have
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a father-daughter relationship
for your reality TV show?
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Xavier: Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
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Victoria:
I bet he's going to ask me
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to be his permanent co-host!
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Xavier: Hope you're hungry.
Victoria: I sure am.
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Look, my lunch.
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Xavier: Daddy's
world-famous wet salad.
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There you go.
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Victoria: I sure do love
your wet salad, Daddy.
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Xavier: Oh, well, dig in.
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But don't feel you have
to eat the whole thing,
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you know.
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Victoria: I have been
drinking more water lately.
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Xavier: Ah, tell me,
how's life going?
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Victoria: Oh, well,
life is great.
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I mean,
I'm the top broker at my firm.
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Xavier: How's
that husband of yours?
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Victoria:
I'm not married.
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Xavier: Don't ruin this.
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How's that
husband of yours?
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Victoria: That husband?
Xavier: Mmm.
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Victoria: Why, he's just fine.
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He sure does love me,
as I love him,
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because we've been married
for three years.
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Xavier: Oh, has it been
three years already?
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I'm glad --
Victoria: I'm just saying that.
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Xavier: I know. I was
just saying it, too.
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Victoria: All right.
Xavier: I'm so glad
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for you, sweetheart.
Victoria: Thank you, Daddy.
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Xavier: I'm delighted
that you're so happy.
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Victoria: Hmm.
Xavier: Because you
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are something special.
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And now you are the light
of two men's lives.
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Victoria: Thank you, Daddy.
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Producer: We're going
to hold for a second.
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Xavier, one moment.
Xavier: Oh, good. Okay.
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This acting stuff is hard.
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I mean, you're basically you're
just a paid liar, aren't you?
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They deserve every penny
they get paid.
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Victoria: All of that was a lie?
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Well, you know what's not a lie?
I will be his co-host.
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That's not a lie.
Watch this.
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Producer: All right,
we're right back in.
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Xavier, whenever you're ready.
Xavier: Okay.
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Victoria: Daddy?
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Xavier: Sweetheart?
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Victoria: Um, you know what
I was just thinking about?
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Xavier: What?
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Victoria: I was
giggling to myself,
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remembering the time
that you told me
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I was going to be the co-host
on "The King Maker."
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Xavier: Oh, I remember that.
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We both giggled.
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Victoria: It's so exciting
that it's happening now.
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Xavier: It's so exciting.
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What could be better
than for a father
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and daughter to work together?
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To get to spend
all of that time
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in each other's company?
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Victoria: Yeah, exactly.
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Xavier: That's all
I want from life.
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Victoria: Me too, Daddy.
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Producer: Cut!
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Xavier: Hey, we can lose
that last bit, right?
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Producer: Absolutely.
Victoria: What?
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Xavier: 'Cause there's no way
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she's going to be co-host
of "The King Maker."
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Victoria: I could be co-host --
Xavier: No, you couldn't.
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Victoria:
We have great chemistry.
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Xavier: Were you
under the impression
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we were discussing this?
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Victoria: Sorry.
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So my daddy doesn't want me
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to co-host "The King Maker"
with him.
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So what? I mean, at least
I made Dean jealous.
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And I get to make out with DJ.
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I win!
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Dean: While Victoria
was saying something about DJ,
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my mind mercifully wandered.
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And I remembered
I had unfinished business
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with Serge and Gio.
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A while back, we made
a gentlemen's agreement.
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Gio: You're going down.
Serge: You're going down.
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Dean: You're going down.
Gio: Your whole company's
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going down.
Dean: Your whole company's
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going down, and by the terms
of our death pact,
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you must kill yourselves,
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I will absorb your power
and properties.
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Serge: That's fair.
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Gio: We agree to this.
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00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,211
We agree to this.
Dean: We agree to this.
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00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,734
Serge: We agree to this.
Gio: We agree to this.
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Together: Death pact,
death pact, death pact,
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death pact, death pact,
death pact, death pact!
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Dean: They requested
that we meet at their
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favorite place in Los Angeles,
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the Huntington
Botanical Gardens.
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00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,531
The day has come, and now
the devil demands his due.
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Gio! The time has come.
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Gio: ...19, 20.
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00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,235
Dean: The time has come,
I'm afraid.
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Gio: You don't got
to tell me twice.
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00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,412
Dean: I just did.
Gio: You didn't have to.
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00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,848
Dean: I wish
I'd known that before.
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00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,589
Serge: Don't be a dick!
Dean:
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Hello, Serge.
Serge: Hello, old friend.
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Dean: Thank you for being here.
You're a man of honor.
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Hey-o.
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Serge: How's it going?
Hey, Bobby!
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Gio: Take 10.
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Dean: Apparently,
Gio works out in his suit.
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Which explains
the smell of his suit.
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00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,171
Per the terms
of our agreement,
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prior to
the Diamond Dealmaker Awards,
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if we won, you would die.
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Serge: Death pact.
By your hand.
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00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,527
Dean: Yes.
Thanks for filling it in.
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Thank you.
Gio: If you don't honor
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a death pact, what's the point?
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Serge: That's the right --
this for the right,
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and that's the left.
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Well, it's like skis,
believe it or not, trust me.
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We'll look at each other, okay.
Gio: And then you go whack!
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Serge: And then
you go bust, whack.
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00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,326
Same time, yeah.
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Gio: Then I can see myself...
Serge: I want to see you.
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Gio: ...in your eyes.
Serge: I want to see you, yeah.
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Dean: Gentlemen,
here's the issue.
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There are def--
Serge: Okay.
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Gio: Oh, just,
better safe than sorry.
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00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,424
Serge: No, no, this is in case
you only do like a halfie.
476
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,729
Gio: Death pact insurance.
Serge: I don't want
477
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,383
just a halfie, okay?
478
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,864
Dean: I have never respected
them more than right now.
479
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,213
It feels weird.
480
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,736
These are your last
moments on earth.
481
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,390
Is there anything that you
need taken care of?
482
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,131
It's the least I can do.
483
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,525
Serge: Do you know where is
on Glendale Boulevard?
484
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,309
The place, the big
window tinting place?
485
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,702
Dean: I'm sure I can find it.
486
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,269
Serge: It's called
Big Window Tinting.
487
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,488
Gio: Big Window Tinting.
Serge: Find our nephews --
488
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,881
Gio: Easy. You'll know
when you see them.
489
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,230
Serge: Tell them
that you killed us, okay?
490
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,275
Show the head.
Hey.
491
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,711
'Cause they won't believe you.
492
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,973
Dean: I have to carry
your heads around?
493
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,235
Serge: No, no, no.
Gio: Get a bag
494
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,584
at the Huntington.
They got the bag.
495
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,020
Gio: If you join,
they give you tote bag.
496
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,761
Dean: I'm supposed
to go to the gift shop
497
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,459
and ask for two bags for heads?
Serge: No, membership.
498
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,417
Gio: You're Dean Rosedragon.
Dean: Serge? Serge? Serge?
499
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,643
Glenn: Do I look green
and sour right now?
500
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,297
'Cause I'm in a real pickle.
501
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,690
My favorite actress,
Annabelle Shelly catfished me.
502
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,084
Now she wants me
to overlook her dishonesty.
503
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,912
Your character
from "Terra is Home"
504
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,609
would not pull
a stunt like this.
505
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,915
She would not lie to people.
506
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,699
Annabelle: For love?
507
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,223
Waitress: Hi.
Looks like everyone's got
508
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,746
their water over here.
509
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,530
Can I take you guys' order?
You ready?
510
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,619
Annabelle: Yeah. Can I have
the salad nicoise,
511
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,056
but without the tuna
and without the anchovies
512
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,189
and without the egg?
Waitress: Yeah, of course.
513
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,060
Is this like
a Make-A-Wish thing?
514
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,888
Annabelle:
Waitress: This is great.
515
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,281
I wish somebody had told us.
516
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,370
Meal's on the house.
This is your wish?
517
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,242
Glenn: I'll take
a meal on the house.
518
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,505
Annabelle: You will?
That doesn't seem very honest.
519
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,984
Glenn: It was offered.
I will take it.
520
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,334
Annabelle: Okay.
Glenn: But this is not a wish
521
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,683
and nothing has been made.
522
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,032
Can I please order?
Waitress: Okay.
523
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,121
Glenn: I will have
the bowl of deceit
524
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,210
with a side of lies.
525
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,994
Waitress: Okay,
that's not on the menu.
526
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,474
Glenn: Thank you
for being honest with me.
527
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,041
I wasn't really
ordering that stuff,
528
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,738
I was making a point.
529
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,437
You know what? I'm sorry.
This is not going to work, okay?
530
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,090
I have been deceived.
531
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,136
I've lost my appetite
because of it,
532
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,833
and I think I need to go.
533
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,835
Annabelle: No, it's okay,
I'm going to go.
534
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,446
Glenn: No. No, you can't --
Annabelle: I'm going to go.
535
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,925
Glenn: The person
who lies can't go.
536
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,013
Annabelle: I'm going to go.
You can sit down.
537
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,493
Glenn: No, you...
538
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,016
Annabelle: Oh. Okay.
539
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,714
Will you just sit down
with me for a second?
540
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,716
Waitress: Get out of here!
Annabelle: If I leave now,
541
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,805
then there's going to be tons
of people outside and I just --
542
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:01,417
can we just sit here miserably
for a while till they go?
543
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,984
Glenn: You know,
in one of your rom-coms,
544
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,116
I'm sure this would be
called a meet-cute,
545
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:08,468
but I'm calling it a meet-yuck.
546
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,078
Annabelle: You do know
that Peppermint Patty
547
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,993
is not a real person, right?
548
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,516
Glenn: I know that.
549
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:18,608
Annabelle: Well, and also
that she is a lesbian?
550
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:22,046
Glenn: Ah. Ah.
551
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,352
Annabelle Shelly lied to me.
552
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,875
And then she stole
my innocence.
553
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,443
I give this date
two thumbs down.
554
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,147
Amir: I have a full
asking price offer to present
555
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,367
to Wilham and Elizageth
for their Bel Air estate.
556
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,978
And getting them the hell
out of each other's lives.
557
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,633
All right! Okay!
558
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,853
Who's the broker
who makes you cheer?
559
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,507
Amir.
Wilham: Amir.
560
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,465
Amir: Okay. Cool.
Guys, I got your contracts --
561
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,380
Wilham: He's so good.
Amir: We are ready to go.
562
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,469
I got two separate ones for you.
563
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,818
It looks like you are...
564
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,038
Huh. Nice.
565
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,518
Okay. We're going
to end this amicably.
566
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,215
I love that.
I love that.
567
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:01,782
It's way better to do that.
568
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,044
Why have the resentment?
569
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,873
Clean break.
Sign those babies.
570
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,354
Wilham: Amir,
we've gotten back together
571
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,704
and we're not
selling the house.
572
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,445
Amir: Huh.
Wow.
573
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,708
Another interesting
turn of events, huh?
574
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,797
Can you guys just give me
a minute? Is that...
575
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,320
Why do you fucking
do this to me?!
576
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,148
Wilham: Arthur pre--
Elizageth: Kills me.
577
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,497
Wilham: ...prescribed us
Ayahuasca.
578
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,673
And, uh, we're together.
Amir: No. Guys?
579
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,936
Guys, hold on.
This is not you.
580
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,243
This is not you.
Get your hand off of her.
581
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,810
Well, this is not
my first rodeo,
582
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,594
and I always have
a backup plan.
583
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:34,815
I hired a private investigator
to do some dirt.
584
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,382
Wilham: Oh, really?
What's in there?
585
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,731
Amir: A lot of stuff
that you're going to love.
586
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,341
Elizageth: I can't wait!
Amir: For example,
587
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,169
that little couch
you're snuggling up on?
588
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,562
Elizageth: Yeah?
Amir: Did you know
589
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,086
that Elizageth
was giving oral sex
590
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,871
to her tennis instructor
on that couch last week?
591
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,004
Elizageth: Oh, my gosh.
Wilham: I did know that.
592
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,788
Elizageth: Oh, you got us.
593
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,268
You got us.
594
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,096
Wilham: I did know that, yes.
What else?
595
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,576
Elizageth:
We don't have any secrets.
596
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,012
I've told him everything.
Amir: Would you like
597
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,579
to see a picture?
Wilham: Look at how hot you are.
598
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:01,058
Elizageth: I mean, look,
it's not my favorite photo
599
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,799
of me sucking a dick, but...
600
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,279
Wilham: What are you
talking about? You look great.
601
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:05,672
Elizageth: I don't --
thanks, baby.
602
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,326
Amir: Okay.
Elizageth: We don't have
603
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,284
secrets. I mean, there's
nothing we haven't discussed.
604
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,068
Amir: Really? No secrets?
Elizageth: Nothing.
605
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,680
Amir: Did Wilham show you
when a prostitute
606
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,595
was taking a dump on his chest?
607
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:18,380
Here's another picture.
Wilham: She was German.
608
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,036
Elizageth: I just -- I love
your zest for adventure in life.
609
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,646
Like, there's nothing
he won't try.
610
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,039
Wilham: Literally never
said no to anything.
611
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,867
Elizageth: He's just like,
baby, that --
612
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,392
Amir: Shit.
You guys are out of control.
613
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,002
I cannot believe
that you're together.
614
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:35,789
I hope you never
fucking have kids or anything.
615
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,052
Elizageth: It's like a sign.
It's like a sign.
616
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,881
So we are starting
the process of,
617
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,709
you know, buying kids.
618
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,711
So they should be
here any day now.
619
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,495
Wilham: Yeah,
we're going to adopt.
620
00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:48,236
Elizageth: We're just going
to "add to cart."
621
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,640
Dean: I'm still at
the Huntington Gardens
622
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,381
going over Serge
and Gio's last rites.
623
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,730
It's an extensive list.
624
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,645
Any more instructions
before we --
625
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,821
Serge: If you go to my car,
626
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,823
in the glove box of the Tesla,
627
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,478
there is some stuff
from Lululemon
628
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,131
that I was going to take back.
629
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,090
But you always think
there's going to be more time.
630
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,526
Gio: Never enough time.
Serge: And there's never
631
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,267
enough time.
Dean: But you want store credit,
632
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,877
or do you want a full refund?
633
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,052
Gio: Gift certificate.
634
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,140
Dean: Ready?
Serge: Yeah.
635
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,185
Dean: Yeah.
636
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:25,534
Serge: Ahh...
637
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,668
Gio: Hey.
Serge: Yeah?
638
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,409
Gio: What are you doing one?
Do two. Do two.
639
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,019
Serge: Yeah, do both.
Dean: At the same time?
640
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,456
Serge: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bababababa! Wait, wait, wait.
641
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,763
I don't want my head
to bump into your head.
642
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,286
Dean: Right now,
I'm feeling like,
643
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,201
less talking, more executing,
644
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,464
but better safe
than sorry, I suppose.
645
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,987
Now this feels
like bases covered.
646
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,249
Serge: Yeah.
Dean: Yes.
647
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,643
For sure.
All right. Any last words?
648
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,645
Serge: Yeah, couple things.
Gio: Can of worms.
649
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,864
You shouldn't have --
Dean: I regretted it instantly.
650
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,343
Gio: Can of worms.
Can of worms.
651
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,997
Dean: As soon as it
came out of my mouth.
652
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,259
Gio: Can of worms.
Serge: When we were little boys
653
00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,652
in Montenegro...
Gio: Mmm.
654
00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,524
Serge: ...one Christmas --
655
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,047
Gio: This isn't
the story about...?
656
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,702
Serge: Yeah. We had to hide
inside of a horse.
657
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,443
Dean: A living horse?
Gio: No.
658
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,835
Serge: Of course not.
Gio: How you do that?
659
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,271
Serge: How on earth?
How do you do that?
660
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,621
How would you do that?
Dean: I don't know
661
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,057
what you get up to
on Montenegro.
662
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,580
Gio: You get up inside
a dead horse.
663
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,582
Serge: We're in a dead horse,
and we think,
664
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,410
"There's no way
that Father Christmas
665
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,368
will find us inside this horse."
666
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,892
Remember?
Gio: I do remember.
667
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,328
Serge: And guess what?
Gio: He found us.
668
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,416
Serge: He found us.
Gio: He found us.
669
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:22,896
Dean: Serge invoking Christmas
670
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,289
is making me
a little sentimental.
671
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,987
It's my favorite holiday.
672
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,032
Wise Men brought that gold.
673
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:31,818
I have to confess.
674
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:34,951
You were honorable enough
to show up here...
675
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:36,213
Gio: Of course.
Serge: Okay.
676
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,650
Dean: ...fulfill our agreement,
677
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,216
but this is very unsatisfying.
678
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:41,741
Execution style?
It doesn't seem right.
679
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,612
Gio: What if we face you
and scream like we're scared?
680
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,440
Both: Ahh!
681
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,659
Dean: It feels even worse.
682
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:48,225
Both: Don't do it!
Don't do it!
683
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,749
Dean: Because I know
you are not scared.
684
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,577
Hear me out.
Gio: Okay.
685
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,536
Dean: Rather than execute you
here in Huntington Gardens,
686
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:58,366
when you least expect it,
you will die by my hand.
687
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,324
You don't know
when it is coming...
688
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:03,806
Serge: Hunt us for sport.
Gio: Oh! Hunt us for sport!
689
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:06,461
Hunt us for sport.
690
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,682
Together: Hunt for sport!
Hunt for sport!
691
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,901
Dean: All right.
You have, let's say,
692
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,773
a 10-minute fresh start.
693
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,694
That felt like 10 minutes.
694
00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:26,294
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