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Well, folks, it's almost Halloween,
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a holiday so beloved in Langley
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that we celebrate for a whole week.
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Happy Halloween week, Memphis!
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And a boo to you too, Greg.
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Memphis, what are you being
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going to be a big, scary spider.
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Are you serious?
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You know that's what I was gonna be.
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Oh, no. I forgot.
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In other news, an investigation
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into the Octadual
Formaldehyde plant is underway
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due to a major leak that is
tainting our drinking water.
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Wait, wa... was that funny?
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So far, several people
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have been hospitalized, and, get this,
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may have to miss Halloween.
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Hey, Greg, you can be the spider.
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Don't. A town hall will be held
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by the CEO this week
to address the issue.
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Octadual is encouraging all members
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of the community to attend,
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but would prefer those
who aren't that mad.
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We are going to that town hall!
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The two things I love most
in this world are in danger.
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Steve and Hayley.
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Water and Halloween.
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Steve and Hayley? Please.
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Steve can't even bother to show up
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to watch the news with his family.
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He's working on his
science club presentation
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for the big Halloween pep
rally at Pearl Bailey.
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Hayley, I am so tired of you
knowing where your brother is.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Did you use acetone on these?
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They're covered in water spots.
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Acetone dissolves my skin.
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Everything dissolves your skin, Billy.
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Where's Snot?
He's late to science club again.
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Snot hates science.
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The only thing he likes about
science club is Bartleby.
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Snot loves science club.
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It's the only time we
get to spend together
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since our class schedules changed.
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Bartleby's just a fun perk.
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Bartleby!
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I missed you, buddy!
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I made you a little hat.
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It says "Bar."
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It was supposed to say "Bartleby,"
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but I ran out of room because you have
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such a cute wittle bitty turtle head.
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By the way, happy Halloween week.
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And a boo to you, too.
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May your eyes of newt see into hell.
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You're late!
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Sorry.
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- I'm here now, though, and...
- What's this?
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A brochure for croquet club?
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Are you joining croquet club?
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They meet at the same time as us.
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Okay, truth time.
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I don't like science.
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What?!
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You mean to tell me
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you only like science club for Bartleby?
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Where is he?
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Oh, dang!
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He's dancing between the raindrops!
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There's not a car alive
that could hit Bartleby!
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Bartleby, no!
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Oh, my God!
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This is terrible!
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Poor Bartleby.
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Steve, I'm sorry,
but I think this is a sign
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I need to leave science club.
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What? No, you can't.
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- Yoooouuu...
- Is that Principal Lewis?
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- ...ooooo...
- What's he saying?
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...oou! You gotta burn
that broken turtle!
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I've planned everything
perfectly for the Halloween
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pep rally, and the last thing I need
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is a big ol' turtle ghost haunting us.
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You can use the school
incinerator in the basement.
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Is that kid smoking
by the bicycle stands?
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He told me he was out of cigarettes.
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Yoooooou...
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Touch the red flower.
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I can't believe I've lost
Bartleby and Snot in one day.
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You haven't lost Snot.
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He's your best friend.
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For now.
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Friendships need nourishment
and quality time.
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Without science club, we'll drift apart.
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Want me to cheer you up?
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The only thing you
could do to cheer me up
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is bring Bartleby back to life.
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Oh, that's easy.
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My dad does that all the
time with his reanimator.
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He keeps it locked up,
but I know where the schematics are.
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Do you think we could build
it in time for the pep rally?
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Does this answer your question?
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Did you just learn
that face or something?
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Yeah.
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go down.
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I run up and grab the plans
while you distract my dad.
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I don't want to go in there.
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Dr. Kalgary freaks me out.
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I thought I heard the chirps
of little children out here.
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Happy Halloween week, Steven.
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May... may the ghosts
nip your toes, sir.
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I just need to run upstairs
and grab some notes.
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Go ahead, my little synthetic angel.
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Steven, why don't you come in?
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Have a seat on our sectional sofa.
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It's new from...
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Restoration Hardware!
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Are you stealing my soul?
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Okay, got the notes.
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Let's go.
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Another boy convinced
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I own mid-tier furniture!
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And now,
as is Halloween pep rally tradition,
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we shall see presentations
from the clubs.
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- We're skeletons!
- Ooh!
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Croquet club has pleased me.
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Science club, you're next.
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Science club has built a machine
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that defies the laws of science!
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I told you to burn that!
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What once was dead and gone
may finally live again!
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Billy! Pull the lever!
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Behold the feats of science club!
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Especially you, Snot.
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Bartleby's back!
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And so is my interest in science.
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This is an abomination!
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I'll burn that monster myself!
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No! Don't!
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I-I need him, or Snot
won't come back to science club!
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I'm canceling science club!
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Forever!
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- I won't let you!
- Aah!
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Aah! I'm bouncin' down the stairs!
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Oof!
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I'm... losing consciousness.
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Maybe to die.
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Smith, Billy,
if you're going to kill me,
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Bury me in the Lewis
family plot off route six.
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We're not gonna kill you.
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I just have to leave
you down here for now.
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Unless you promise not
to cancel science club?
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Not a chance.
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Don't you think the
school will ask questions
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if I suddenly disappear?
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- I'm the principal.
- He's right.
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We need everyone to think
Lewis is still around.
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Let's get a fat suit.
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I'll be the left side
and you can be the right.
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I have a better idea.
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Better than the fat suit?
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I think we're in the right place.
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Aah!
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It's a Lewis!
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Billy, stop being a perfectionist.
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His genitals just aren't gonna stay on.
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So get him dressed and ready
for the school to see him.
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Steve, there you are.
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What you did with Bartleby was amazing.
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If you liked Bartleby
coming back to life,
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how would you feel about
bringing humans back to life?
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Oh, I would find that foul.
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Whoever's capable of
doing something like that
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is disgusting.
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Shameless.
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Sacrilegious.
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Vile. Just loathsome.
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- And an all around bad person who deserves to rot.
- Awful. Repugnant.
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I mean, like, person is terrible.
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To rot, yeah. Totally.
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Totally. Okay, cool. Glad we agree.
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Welp, you gotta go.
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Oh.
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Everything's riding on this walk.
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Hey, Principal Lewis.
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They're buying it.
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It worked, but how do we calm him down?
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Aah!
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♪ ...on the road ♪
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♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
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"Gilmore Girls"?
And it's the whole series.
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Hmm. That'll keep him occupied.
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I only watch shows that begin with "G."
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Maybe after I finish "Gunsmoke,"
I'll check this out.
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This or "Golumbo."
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Oh, Billy, Billy.
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I have to spell you some terrible news.
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Yay! Clam chowder day!
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Mm. Ow! Too hot!
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You didn't blow on it first,
you monsters?!
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Speaking of monsters,
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we created a Frankenstein
version of you,
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and everybody bought it.
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He can only grunt
and smash things, so...
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people thought it was you.
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Hmm. You've got it all
figured out, don't you?
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Except for one little problem.
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Tomorrow is my Halloween boo
brunch with the superintendent.
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It's all easy, breezy chit-chat.
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No way your grunting imitation
Lewis can pass that test.
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No more "Gilmore Girls."
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We gotta teach you English overnight.
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Me want coffee.
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Can have coffee with my coffee?
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He's learning English from
"Gilmore Girls"!
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Great!
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"Gilmore Girls" is notorious for being
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an easy, breezy chatty show.
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It's perfect for the boo brunch!
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Say something effortlessly charming.
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Kill!
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Hmm, not black tie ready.
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We'll keep him here watching
"Gilmore Girls" overnight.
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I'll go get us some food.
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I've got an in with one
of the lunch ladies.
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She says she likes how much
mashed potatoes I can eat.
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Steve, I've been waiting in the lab.
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Are you blowing me off to
hang out with the Principal?
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Of course not. The door's just closing.
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Happy Halloween week, everyone.
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May your demon chains
rattle you to the core.
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The CEO of Octadual Formaldehyde is here
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to answer questions
about the alleged leak...
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Mrs. Harriet Bustax.
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Well, what a surprise. It's Roger.
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Thank you for allowing me to speak.
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- Boo!
- Criminal!
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- Liar!
- Ya suck!
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Let's give her a chance to explain.
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She bribed me with a huge bribe.
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What's happening is we're deliberately
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pouring formaldehyde into the ground
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because disposing of it
properly is a whole to-do.
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The people of Langley Falls
will not stand for this!
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Can I just say one thing?
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What if formaldehyde were good for you?
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I'll admit that is convincing.
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But how do we know you aren't lying?
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If I were lying,
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would I drink the tap water myself?
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She likes it so much she pissed herself!
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That's what I do when I like something.
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Me, too.
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00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:22,850
Wanna get out of here and go to...
262
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,986
The Sbarro in the food court?
263
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,257
Who wants formaldehyde swag?
264
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:38,800
Someone inject this into my veins.
265
00:13:38,802 --> 00:13:40,868
Is that show just about coffee?
266
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,804
The superintendent is here!
267
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,472
Okay, Frankenlewis, remember,
268
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:47,742
you need to talk about things
that aren't just coffee related.
269
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,412
Okay. What is family?
270
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,681
I think he's struggling to understand
271
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:57,285
some of the more complex theme
of "Gilmore Girls."
272
00:13:57,287 --> 00:14:00,355
I Rory and you Lorelai.
273
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:02,958
We go to Luke's diner,
274
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,028
you teach me about love
and private school.
275
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,364
Yeah, that's not gonna be possible.
276
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,969
Luke's diner or no boo brunch!
277
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:16,171
Brian, are you ready for me?
278
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:19,507
Okay. Do this for us and we'll
take you to Luke's diner.
279
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:22,310
I promise.
280
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,646
Enter, soup-tendent!
281
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:28,383
Brian, you look terrible,
practically dead.
282
00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,385
I love that you're always on theme.
283
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,187
You want coffee?
284
00:14:32,189 --> 00:14:35,323
- And keep it coming.
- Yes!
285
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,994
So, what's up?
286
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:41,329
Well, I'm a monster.
287
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,530
We're screwed.
288
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:43,999
You think you're a monster?
289
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,869
You should see how impatient I
am with my mother on the phone.
290
00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,871
Also, I'm always adopting dogs
291
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,873
and putting them right
back on the street.
292
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,277
Speaking of dogs, I saw Snoop
Dogg at the grocery store maybe.
293
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:59,147
And that was my first slice of bread.
294
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:03,151
Three hours later,
we were making love in a motel room.
295
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,887
A mouthwatering tryst, my friend.
296
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:07,823
- Time to go!
- Well, feels like
297
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:08,924
it's time to go.
298
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:15,030
Wait, I just realized I haven't
asked anything about you, Brian.
299
00:15:15,032 --> 00:15:16,164
Oh, no.
300
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,632
Ah, well.
301
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:18,834
Next year.
302
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,568
Bye, bitch.
303
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,271
Ha-ha. That trick was a treat.
304
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,841
We did it!
305
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,108
We got through the boo brunch,
306
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,244
and now I can have
science club with Snot!
307
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,646
You promise Luke's diner.
308
00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:32,914
No time, Franky baby.
309
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,650
- Maybe later.
- You break promise.
310
00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:37,185
You be sorry!
311
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,187
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
312
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,922
Use your superhuman brute strength
313
00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:42,457
to kidnap my best friend Snot
314
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:45,326
who is playing unsupervised
on the front lawn right now?
315
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,128
Well, if that's what you're thinking,
316
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,196
you can forget about it.
317
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,332
Aah!
318
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,404
Toshi, w-w-what happened?
319
00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:57,805
Principal Lewis went mad!
320
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,141
He ran over here,
knocked all of us down,
321
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,143
threw Snot over his shoulders,
and ran off.
322
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,345
I think I asked Toshi,
323
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,481
but I don't have time
to scold you on manners.
324
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:08,950
And now I don't even have
time to listen to Toshi.
325
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:10,752
I'm coming, Snot!
326
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,823
Billy! Frankenlewis took Snot!
327
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:18,359
We have to find him!
He... he could be anywhere!
328
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,896
I'm with you 'til the end, Steve.
329
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,299
Billy! In the car!
330
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:27,235
I know you stole those schematics!
331
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,737
I'm out, Steve.
332
00:16:31,374 --> 00:16:34,109
That's right! You better run!
333
00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:39,847
Oh, Smith. Has everything fallen
to pieces and now you need me?
334
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:42,584
- Yes.
- It has? I was just guessing!
335
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,520
Frankenlewis stole Snot a-and ran off,
336
00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,255
and I don't know where he went.
337
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,724
If anyone knows how to track
a bunch of dead Lewises,
338
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,393
it's an alive Lewis.
339
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:54,395
- Let me out of here.
- But you're gonna punish me.
340
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,798
Y-You could even have me
arrested for what I did.
341
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,065
Arrested?
342
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,534
The only thing you've
done wrong is prevent me
343
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:02,870
from feeding the man I
have locked in my basement.
344
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:05,873
You said he wanted to
meet you at Luke's diner?
345
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,408
He's going to Stars Hollow.
346
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,277
The town from the show?
347
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,612
That's not a real place.
348
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,280
No, it's not a real town.
349
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,350
But I know where it
would be if it did exist.
350
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:19,287
In the pilot, Rory starts
a new school in Hartford,
351
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,689
which Lorelai claims
is a half-hour bus ride
352
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:22,890
from Stars Hollow.
353
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:24,092
- Now, that could be...
- Look,
354
00:17:24,094 --> 00:17:25,293
I'm not gonna find this explanation
355
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,429
as impressive as you think I am.
356
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,035
Whoa. Are you guys
drinking that formaldehyde?
357
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,236
It's bad for you.
358
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,606
Trick or treat!
359
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,708
This is a disaster!
360
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,177
I've got to save Halloween!
361
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:46,047
And the first step is
the ultimate costume!
362
00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,049
I'm gonna try some things on.
You guys sit tight.
363
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:49,717
I'll be back in 40.
364
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,987
Someone get the [BLEEP] door!
365
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,188
Jesus!
366
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:57,993
This is it.
367
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,861
The location of Stars Hollow
368
00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:01,062
if it were a real place
369
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:03,398
and not just a song in our hearts.
370
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,276
What is this?
371
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:17,345
He's building a real Stars Hollow.
372
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,747
This is Luke's diner, and over there's
373
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,282
the gazebo in the middle of town.
374
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:25,086
And here's the barn Miss
Patty teaches dance in!
375
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,954
And there's Frankenlewis!
376
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:33,094
Frankenlewis, p-p-please calm down!
377
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:35,363
Di... did you hurt Snot?
378
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,964
I'm up here, Steve!
379
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:40,768
You promise Frankenlewis
coffee at Luke's.
380
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,238
You break promise for that boy.
381
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,640
He is your Rory.
382
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:48,009
But I should be Rory.
383
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,982
You have coffee with me now.
384
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,984
Ask how school was today.
385
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,920
H-H-How was school today?
386
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,189
I don't know what school is!
387
00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:05,326
Why did you create me only to suffer?!
388
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,994
I didn't mean for you to suffer!
389
00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:09,664
I was just trying to save
my friendship with Snot!
390
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,199
Save our friendship?
391
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:14,936
Steve, honey,
our friendship's not in danger.
392
00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:17,138
Then why did you join croquet club?
393
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,874
It's a fun game.
394
00:19:18,876 --> 00:19:20,408
Maybe you should join, too.
395
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,677
'Cause looking around,
I don't think science
396
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:23,879
is the best thing for you.
397
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:26,414
I guess I did overreact a little bit.
398
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,683
It's just...
399
00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:29,016
you are the most important...
400
00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:33,354
No! Don't have gilmo moment with Snot!
401
00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:37,358
Have gilmo moment with Frankenlewis!
402
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,626
Aah!
403
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:44,299
You be my Lorelai or die!
404
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,567
I can't!
405
00:19:45,569 --> 00:19:48,169
I've never seen the show!
406
00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:50,972
Then you die!
407
00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,440
Stop!
408
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,509
I'll be your Lorelai.
409
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:57,245
You? Why?
410
00:19:57,247 --> 00:19:59,380
You're a bunch of my
dead relatives dug up
411
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,515
and sewn together.
412
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,918
That basically makes you my daughter.
413
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:07,189
Mm. Gilmo momo.
414
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:11,726
Frankenlewis, I'm sorry
I didn't consider your feelings
415
00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:13,128
as you slowly began to develop them.
416
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:18,666
Thank you.
That mean world to Frankenlewis.
417
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,002
There's still a couple
hours left in Halloween.
418
00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:22,938
Who wants to ride around
in my monster truck
419
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,472
and scare sweet children?
420
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,073
Yeah!
421
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,909
Bye! Have a great time!
422
00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,546
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