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Don't touch me.
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I'm not touching you.
Fran!
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I'm not touching her.
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Oh, maybe I should
play the game too.
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I'm not touching you.
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Whoops!
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Ow!
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I guess I'm not as good
at this game as you are.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hello.
[NASALLY] Hello.
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Brighton, that's amazing.
Can you imitate Niles too?
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Daddy, Brighton's
not touching me again.
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Brighton,
I've told you
before
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not to not
touch
your sister.
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Now, go on
upstairs,
both of you.
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Get ready for dinner.
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Put on something nice.
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Oh, you're taking the kids
out to dinner?
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Where're we going?
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I'm gonna need at least an hour.
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Actually, we're eating in.
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Oh, well, then I'm gorgeous.
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Good, because Chloe Simpson's
coming to supper.
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Chloe Simpson the model?
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Seventeen
magazine,
Dippity-Doo?
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Oh, my God.
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Look at me.
I'm a
schlub.
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Miss Fine, she's just a person.
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No, you're just a
person.
I'm just a person.
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She's the "Pssst" girl.
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I beg your pardon?
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Don't you remember
Pssst Dry Shampoo?
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When your hair was too greasy,
but you didn't want to wash it,
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so you'd spray in some Pssst,
and it'd be great for weeks.
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What, did you sleep
through the '60s?
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No, actually, I bathed.
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Oh, Niles,
there you are. Good.
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We have a dinner guest
arriving in half an hour.
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Half an hour?
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Did your finger break?
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You couldn't
have called?
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I'm sorry, sweetheart.
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I got held up
in a meeting.
I--
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What am I saying?
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Niles, we'll have
the Chateaubriand,
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the asparagus
hollandaise.
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Get a couple of bottles
of the Rothschild
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out of the cellar, and--
oh, yes, your hazelnut soufflés.
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Straight away, sir.
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Wow, you're taking this
a lot better than I am.
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How do you do it?
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Oh, please, Miss Fine.
I'm a trained professional.
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I have 30 years' experience.
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[SCREAMS]
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♪♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one
Of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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Why is it whenever
someone important
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is coming over,
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your hair never comes out
big enough?
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Oh, yes,
I've been there.
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Can you believe
Chloe Simpson
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is coming
to my mansion?
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That's who
I'm making dinner for?
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Uh-huh.
Madam Pssst?
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Why did I cook the meat?
Why not throw it to her raw?
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Niles, I'm sensing
some hostility here.
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Now, dish.
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Divulge the details of
their torrid love affair,
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which ended
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with Mr. Sheffield's heart,
still beating,
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being torn from his chest?
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I couldn't.
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Oh, yeah, you know,
it's best left unsaid.
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Now, don't
tell me more.
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Mm.
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Not if you tortured
me
would I reveal
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the way he kept going
back to her for more,
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like a moth to a flame...
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an incredibly
stupid moth.
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Oh, it's just like
Liz and Dick--
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on again, off again,
on again, off again.
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Dead.
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Mm.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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MAXWELL: Niles, are you
going to get that?
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Maybe if we're very
still,
she'll go away.
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Oh, Niles,
this overprotective thing
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is adorable,
if not a little sick,
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but meanwhile,
I'm dying to meet her.
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[GROANS]
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Oh, Chloe Simpson,
are you gorgeous!
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Can I take
a picture of you?
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Aah!
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Honey, come on in.
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Don't just stand there.
Step, step.
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Chloe.
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Oh, you feel familiar.
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Oh, Maxwell,
don't you look smashing.
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You're still not
a bad-looking bird yourself.
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How long has it been?
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20 years?
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Well, moving on...
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I'll never forget
those three glorious weeks
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we spent in Cornwall.
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We were never
in Cornwall.
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Devon?
No.
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A cozy little room
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with a fireplace
and a four-poster
bed?
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Nope. Not me.
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Well, I had a good time.
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We were in Luxembourg.
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I remember it well.
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Oh, who's this?
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Mm? Oh! Oh, yes.
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These are my children.
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Um... uh... oh.
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She's ba-a-ack.
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Brighton,
Grace,
and Maggie.
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Hi.
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You are beautiful.
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Oh, stop.
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Have you ever considered
modeling?
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Well, actually,
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I did complete two years
at the Barbizon School.
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Ahem.
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Uh, Miss Fine, I think
she's talking to Margaret.
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Oh, well,
that's a
natural--
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Chloe Simpson.
How do you do, darling?
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Chloe Simpson,
like the modeling agency?
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That's right.
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And I'm always looking
for new faces.
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Well, if she finds one,
she'll give you a call.
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Darling, be nice
to your sister.
Hmm?
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Okay.
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Now, not to gush,
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but you were my idol.
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This woman
dated the
Beatles.
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All of them.
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Not Ringo.
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Well, honey,
who could blame you?
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I mean, with all his money,
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why he never
fixed that schnozz...
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Streisand I understand.
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She needs it to sing.
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Maxwell, what a
loquacious
nanny you have.
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Oh, thank you.
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I try to get to the gym
at least once a week.
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Niles, will
supper
be long?
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Interminable, sir.
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C.C., I've decided to hold
the backers' auditions
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in Southampton this weekend.
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Four hours
on the Long Island Expressway?
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I would rather die.
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Oh, not to worry.
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I've asked Chloe
to come with me.
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Oh! Oh, Southampton.
Oh, marvelous!
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I'll drive.
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No, I won't hear of it.
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No, Chloe knows
lots of people there,
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so I'm letting you
off the hook.
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I don't want
to be let off the hook.
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She wants her hooks in.
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It's just that if you're having
a business meeting,
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you'd think you'd want
to take your business partner.
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Yes, you'd think, wouldn't you?
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Niles...
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That'll be all.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, C.C., don't be jealous.
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Chloe and I might want
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to take a little walk
down memory lane,
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but you and I will always
be business partners.
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Groovy.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Can I come in?
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Miss Fine,
come on down!
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Have you been
to the Hamptons?
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I hear everyone's going.
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Excuse me.
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Do you need
a Pamprin?
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No.
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You're sure?
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All right.
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Must be a full moon.
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Meanwhile,
the cookie jar's
empty,
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and Gracie
needs
tights.
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Really?
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What color?
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Oh, she needs forest green
and a navy--
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What do you care?
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I'm interested in anyone
who isn't Chloe Simpson.
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Oh, doesn't she look
fabulous?
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Oh, why weren't you
there last night?
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How come you didn't invite her?
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Oh, I could've
had a V-8.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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Oh, hello, Chloe.
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"Hello, Chloe."
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You know, your face
could freeze like that.
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Oh, well,
this is all a bit sudden.
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I... well, I-- I really
don't know what to think.
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Maybe she proposed.
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Where would that
leave you?
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Same place, really.
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Let me think
about it.
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I'll call you back.
Bye.
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No-- No, you hang up
first.
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No, you.
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Well, I know
I'm
a little
nauseous.
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Chloe, I'm not hanging up.
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Oh, were you through?
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Apparently.
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00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,170
Well, Chloe has
set up a test for Maggie
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with a photographer.
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She thinks Maggie
could be a top model.
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Really?
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Now she's pretending
to be interested
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in the children.
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That woman
is so transparent.
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Yeah, but what a
piece
of glass.
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Oh, I can't wait
to tell Maggie.
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Miss Fine!
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Miss Fine, I haven't
said yes yet.
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Yeah, but you're going to.
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Thank God my father
didn't stop me
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when the Barbizon scout
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picked me out of a
crowd
at Woolworth's.
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And, you know, they don't
take just anybody's money.
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Sorry. I tried to follow you.
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Oh, Maggie.
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Chloe Simpson
just called.
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She wants to set up
a modeling test for you.
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Oh, I can't believe it!
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♪♪ We're gonna be a model ♪♪
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Oh, I'm gonna go
call
all my friends.
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Oh... You made
the right
decision.
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00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,150
When exactly did I do that?
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00:10:03,183 --> 00:10:05,503
Oh, would you
just
trust me?
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00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:09,160
It'll be great for her,
and she's got nothing to lose.
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Miss Fine, tell me,
261
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why didn't you pursue
a career in modeling?
262
00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:14,833
They all expect you
to sleep around.
263
00:10:29,116 --> 00:10:30,126
Ooh!
264
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:33,656
Fran, I think
I sprained my
cheek.
265
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,500
Well, you should have
warmed up first.
266
00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:37,830
Oh, Mags.
267
00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:39,496
I'm so excited
for you.
268
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:40,250
You know,
I used to be a model.
269
00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,253
Really?
What did you model?
270
00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:44,283
Feet.
271
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,266
All the Fines
have fabulous feet.
272
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,480
There's not a corn,
bunion,
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00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,300
or fungus among us.
274
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:52,400
Oh, Fran, I'm so nervous.
275
00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,333
I mean, what if I'm no good
at this?
276
00:10:54,366 --> 00:10:56,326
Then I win 20 bucks.
277
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,480
Gracie has
a lot of faith in
you.
278
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,150
Where did you get
20 bucks from, miss?
279
00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:03,153
I won it when Maggie
didn't make cheerleader.
280
00:11:03,183 --> 00:11:05,233
I don't know
what I was
thinking.
281
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:07,330
Oh, forget them.
282
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,466
Come on.
283
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,350
Here's the most important thing.
284
00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:15,123
You have to look subtle,
natural, and understated.
285
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,180
Like this.
286
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,330
Well, that doesn't look
very natural.
287
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,500
Yeah, but look at my feet.
288
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:28,203
Oh, they still have
so much left to say.
289
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:31,123
Oh, Fran, you're so great
to do this for me.
290
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,270
Oh, sweetheart, we're
just
getting started.
291
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,320
I have so much wisdom
to impart,
292
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,150
like how
to purse your
lips
293
00:11:37,183 --> 00:11:39,273
to get
that little pouty
look.
294
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:42,170
How to smell cauliflower,
you know,
295
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,270
for that "who cares about you?"
look.
296
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,270
And then the best look of all...
297
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,450
What's that for?
298
00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:50,003
That's for when
they give you the check
299
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,660
for the other two looks.
300
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,446
Ahh, just the woman
I've been looking for.
301
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,833
I didn't do it.
Niles left it on.
302
00:11:59,116 --> 00:12:00,116
What?
303
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,400
Nothing.
304
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:03,333
No, I meant
Maggie.
305
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,500
Hello, sweetheart.
Hello, Daddy.
306
00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,500
Fern...
Fran.
307
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:08,220
Are you sure?
308
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,000
I'm almost positive.
309
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,120
How's my bright new star?
310
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,330
Oh, fabulous.
311
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,470
I've been giving her tips
all afternoon,
312
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,150
and later I'm gonna
take her upstairs,
313
00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:18,183
show her how to
do her hair, makeup--
314
00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,266
No!
315
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,350
No, no, no, no.
316
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,503
No?
317
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,170
My stylist is waiting for us
318
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,500
at Barney's designer floor
right now.
319
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,480
Come on, sweetheart.
I'll get your coat.
320
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,330
I can't believe it.
This is so exciting...
321
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,130
and I know just who
to thank for it.
322
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,246
Oh...
323
00:12:34,283 --> 00:12:36,503
Chloe!
324
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,480
My pleasure, darling.
325
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,420
I'll take it from here.
326
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,420
Yeah. I could tell you
just where to put it too.
327
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,480
I mean, who does
that Chloe Simpson
328
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,300
think she is?
329
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,403
The nerve of that
woman,
trespassing on my field
of expertise.
330
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,333
And what exactly
would that be?
331
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,416
Glamour.
332
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,300
Ah.
333
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,303
This reminds me of that movie
The Turning Point,
334
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,163
except they were dancers,
335
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,660
and one was a mother,
and they were old friends.
336
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,230
I should really rent that again.
337
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000
I haven't seen Maxwell
in three days.
338
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,160
I don't know why I bother
coming over anymore.
339
00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,233
Aren't you going to say
anything obnoxious?
340
00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,326
I wouldn't kick a dog
when she's down.
341
00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,223
I don't know
what you're talking about.
342
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,000
I am perfectly fine.
343
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,120
He's taking her
to Southampton
344
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,330
instead of me.
345
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:41,160
Oh, honey...
346
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,160
It's just
a business
trip.
347
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,330
Now, how many times
348
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,160
have you gone away
with him
349
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,270
and gotten nowhere?
350
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,220
Huh?
351
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,500
Here, sit down.
352
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:56,350
Just plain tomato juice?
Don't you have anything hard?
353
00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:58,283
Not for you.
354
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,230
Look what the years
have done to that Chloe.
355
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:14,196
Absolutely nothing.
356
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,423
I hate her.
I hate her.
357
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,220
Do you think
she's had...
358
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,250
Asians?
359
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,470
I don't know.
360
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,130
She's had
everybody
else.
361
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,320
No. Surgery.
362
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,330
Oh, honey, please.
363
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,450
They did less work
on Mount Rushmore.
364
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,496
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
365
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,450
Ahem.
366
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:55,323
Um, excuse me,
nanny person.
367
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,300
Could you...
368
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,833
Please... stand over here.
369
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:01,446
I can't see over your hair.
370
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,483
Oh, thanks, Peppy.
371
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,170
No, no, no,
it's Pepé, okay?
372
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:14,130
Uh, let me
guess.
Arnold, right?
373
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,326
No, it's Bernie.
374
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,350
Well, Bernie,
375
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,483
now that we understand
each other,
376
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,280
I think you
went
a little O.D.
377
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:21,996
with that blush there.
378
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,420
Oh, so now
the nanny's an expert.
379
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,100
I used to be a model.
380
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,273
And what happened,
you shrink in the dryer?
381
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,160
Putz.
382
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:35,403
Oh, my God.
383
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,253
You turned out
just perfect.
384
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:40,183
I wish I could
just sign you.
385
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,480
Maggie,
you look
gorgeous.
386
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,450
Doesn't she?
387
00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:50,233
Oh, Chloe,
I just love my outfit.
388
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,446
I'm sure, darling.
389
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,323
It's a
$2,500
Gaultier.
390
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,330
Well, I hope you got
the receipt...
391
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,220
$89.95 at Loehmann's.
392
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,300
Have fun.
393
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,163
Oh, knock 'em dead,
Mags.
394
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,220
You look gorgeous.
395
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,500
Hello, Maggie.
396
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,830
This is Carlo.
397
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,826
You like?
398
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,103
Okay, darling...
399
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,333
Make love to the camera.
400
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,396
Et voilàà!
That's it!
401
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,833
That's beautiful!
402
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:21,996
Yes!
403
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,100
I am such a turn-on.
404
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:28,223
Now, dance for me!
405
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,250
Dance! Dance! Yes!
406
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:35,333
Quit it, Carlo.
She's only 15.
407
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,380
Who is giving me a wedgie?
I don't like so much.
408
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,280
I'm her nanny.
409
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,476
Plus I used to model.
410
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,380
What, feet?
411
00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:51,426
Euro trash.
412
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,246
Maggie, you rest.
413
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,353
We reload
the camera, okay?
414
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,663
Carlo,
what do you
think?
415
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,300
[SIGHING]
How do you say...
416
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,353
Qu'est-ce que c'est...
She stink!
417
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:07,333
Take a few more
rolls,
would you?
418
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,270
I mean, just make a
fuss.
You know what to do.
419
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,370
I'm anartiste!
420
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,830
You think I just
point the camera
421
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,176
and take a picture?
422
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:15,396
If you want to get paid.
423
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,273
Maggie,
love to love you, baby.
424
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,163
Oh, yes.
425
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,330
I'll probably
have to go off to Milan
426
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,196
for the fall fashion shows.
427
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,383
School?
428
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,496
Chloe says
I might have to get a tutor.
429
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,150
Yeah, because, you know,
430
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,433
I'll probably have
a lot of location shoots.
431
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,330
Oh, Chloe is so cool.
432
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,446
No, she's not a phony
at all.
433
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:48,103
[GAGS]
434
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,323
Rotten one.
435
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:51,450
Okay,ciao,
436
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:54,103
Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
437
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,253
Fran,
do you know yoga?
438
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,303
The bear? Oh, that's Yogi.
439
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,663
Because Chloe says
440
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,100
it's the best way
to keep your energy up.
441
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:07,176
Oh. Um, listen,
Mags,
aren't you getting
442
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,176
just, like, a
little
ahead of
yourself?
443
00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:10,316
What do you mean?
444
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,250
I mean, shouldn't we just
wait and see
445
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,163
how the pictures come out first
446
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,270
before we start planning
big trips
447
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,250
to Milan and everything?
448
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:18,453
Chloe says that I'm--
449
00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,663
Yeah, I know
what Chloe
says,
450
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,300
but can't we just
cross that bitch
451
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,403
when we get to it?
452
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,383
Excuse me?
453
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,326
It's an expression--
bridge, crossing it.
454
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:32,326
I'm only saying that
not every beautiful
girl
455
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,146
has to be a model.
456
00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,373
I mean, you could be
457
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,320
a gorgeous
astronaut,
a leggy lawyer.
458
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,370
Grape?
459
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,420
You know what I think?
460
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:41,470
What?
461
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,330
I think you're jealous.
462
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,200
Wha--?
463
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:47,833
Because I'm living out my dreams
and you're not.
464
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,326
Oh, Maggie...
465
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,426
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
466
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,226
MAXWELL: It's all
right,
Niles. I'll get it.
467
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,476
It's probably Chloe.
468
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,220
Don't trip over
your hormones, sir.
469
00:18:56,250 --> 00:19:01,480
Oh, Niles, I'm perfectly
in control of my hormones.
470
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,170
Chloe, let me
take your dress--
471
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,480
Ah! Coat.
472
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,330
Smooth operator, sir.
473
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,450
I'll be with you
in a minute, darling.
474
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,003
Me? Jealous of that fake,
that phony, that--
475
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,220
Oh, honey, hi.
476
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,470
Hello, Fern.
477
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,320
Darling, I've got
the photographs.
478
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,400
Let's sit down.
479
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,453
How'd they turn out?
480
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:22,233
Not good.
481
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,146
Well, see here.
482
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:26,153
You're just
a little bit stiff,
483
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:29,003
and the eyes are
just a little bit dead.
484
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,160
So what are you saying?
485
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,160
Oh, what am I trying
to say?
486
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,180
That you're... vacant...
487
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,246
lifeless...
488
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:38,303
I stink?
489
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,433
Bingo!
490
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,446
I can't believe this.
491
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:44,473
Oh, she's so sensitive.
492
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:51,153
I can't believe
I used to idolize you.
493
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:53,833
You are the most insensitive,
494
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:55,266
self-centered woman
I've ever met.
495
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,380
Oh, you've got great feet!
496
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,996
You think? I used to--
497
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,220
Whoa! What am I doing?
498
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,320
You're sucking me in again.
499
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:05,660
Get back! A woman
needs garlic around you.
500
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,330
Love to stay and chat,
501
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:09,296
but I've got a
plane
to catch.
502
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,503
A plane?
Where are you going?
503
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:12,200
Paris.
504
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,003
You're supposed to be
going to Southampton
505
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,280
with Mr. Sheffield.
506
00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:17,116
Oh, dash it all.
I completely forgot.
507
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,330
I should have put that
in my book.
508
00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,326
Yeah, well,
he's counting on
you.
509
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,320
Oh, nonsense.
510
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,280
He knows me better
than that.
511
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:26,166
Twenty years ago,
I left him a total wreck.
512
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,270
I can't believe
he forgave me.
513
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,160
I would never
have forgiven me.
514
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,330
Perhaps I would. I am endearing.
515
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,000
Oh, if I didn't just
get my nails done...
516
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:37,430
You know, this time,
I should say goodbye.
517
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:39,996
I have grown.
Where is Maxwell?
518
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,160
No, no, no, no, no.
519
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,120
No?
520
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:45,100
With your light
touch,
I'll tell him.
521
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,383
Oh, what a dear.
522
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,470
Well, have a nice trip.
523
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,480
Oh!
524
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,330
Well, you've still got it.
525
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,503
You knew all along, didn't you?
526
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:12,500
Oh, honey,
don't listen to that witch.
527
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,270
You have so much more
going for you.
528
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,150
Her whole life
is about her beauty.
529
00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:20,133
Is that what you want
at her age?
530
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:24,096
Jet-setting around the world,
going from party to party,
531
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,473
one gorgeous man
after the other?
532
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,220
I mean, for me,
it's not a bad life.
533
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,350
Wait. I'm losing
my whole point here.
534
00:21:31,383 --> 00:21:35,003
Fran, I'm so sorry
for what I said to you.
535
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,250
Sweetie,
you weren't so far off.
536
00:21:37,283 --> 00:21:40,273
I was jealous,
but not of you. Never.
537
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,000
I just thought
538
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,380
that you liked Chloe
better than me.
539
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,396
Fran, no way.
540
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:47,203
You're my best friend.
541
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:50,383
Oh, really?
Maybe I overreacted.
542
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,426
I'm just not used
to rejection.
543
00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:54,096
It's hard.
544
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:57,333
Yes, I know, angel,
and I'm sorry.
545
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,346
Well, I hope I've packed enough.
546
00:21:59,383 --> 00:22:01,353
I wonder what the weather's like
in the Hamptons.
547
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,403
Very cold.
548
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:07,333
Hmm? Margaret, sweetheart,
what's the matter?
549
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,266
Oh, the pictures
stink.
I stink.
550
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,350
Oh, I'm sure they don't stink.
551
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:18,423
Well, pictures don't
matter, sweetheart.
552
00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,100
If you want the world
553
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,423
to see how beautiful
you are,
554
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,100
you only have to step out
into it,
555
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,333
and they'll see.
556
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,446
If they're really lucky,
like me,
557
00:22:27,483 --> 00:22:29,153
they'll get to see
558
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,503
how lovely you are
on the inside too.
559
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,200
Oh, Daddy.
560
00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:36,103
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
561
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,383
Oh, I've had a lot
of disappointments
in my life,
562
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,116
but I haven't let them stop me.
563
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:42,420
It's made me stronger.
564
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:44,400
I'll be all right.
565
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,500
I can't stand
to see her heartbroken.
566
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:54,430
Maybe I'll have a word
with Chloe
567
00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:56,146
when we get to Southampton.
568
00:22:56,183 --> 00:22:59,333
Uh, Mr. Sheffield,
maybe you ought to have a seat,
569
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,350
because in
a couple of minutes,
570
00:23:01,383 --> 00:23:03,283
oy, are you gonna
be strong.
571
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,380
FRAN: Makeup!
572
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,126
Not too much, Pepé.
They'll look cheap.
573
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,276
CARLO:
Now, happy feet!
574
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:22,266
Yes. Now sad feet.
575
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,300
Oh, your feet,
they have such soul.
576
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,423
Now sexy feet.
Oh, yes, I like.
577
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,320
Not that angle.
They don't want to look fat.
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