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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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I can't do it.
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[with distorted voice]
Press the tip
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onto the paper
and move your hand
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to make a signature.
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It's not about a signature.
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It's condemning thousands
of Americans to torture.
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For what?
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So we can get our hands
on some technology?
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You'd rather the Soviet Union
get their hands
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on "some technology"?
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Stupid fool.
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It's pointless.
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You could take what you want.
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We wouldn't be able
to stop you.
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Why do you need a signature?
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Because if you go back
on our agreement,
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we will need your signature
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when we appeal
to the American people.
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That's blackmail.
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That's treason,
and I won't do it.
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If you won't sign
to help your fellow citizens,
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maybe you'll sign
to help your insipid wife.
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You can either
put ink to paper
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or spend days wiping
brain matter from the wall.
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[gasping]
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Sir.
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Sir!
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♪ ♪
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Let her go,
you sons of bitches.
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[groans]
I said let her go!
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Mamie!
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Mamie.
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Get Mattingly.
Yes, sir.
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[with normal voice]
Oh, my birthday party.
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So nice of you all to come.
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[sighs]
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[projector whirring]
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These images
were taken last night
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by one of our interceptors.
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Where was that?
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Just outside Topeka, Kansas.
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They hit three houses.
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We confirmed every residence
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reported a missing person
the next day.
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One of them
was a nineyearold girl.
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♪ ♪
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Shut off the projector.
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Shut it off!
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[dramatic tone]
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How many does that make?
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How many incursions?
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That we've detected...
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298 over the last three years.
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All these citizens taken,
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and we've heard nothing
from these bastards.
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Not even a goddamn
"thank you."
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Then maybe this was just
a colossal mistake.
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Maybe...
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we were tricked into the lure
of technology and power.
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It's, um, too early to make
any conclusions, sir.
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And now is not the time
for snap judgments.
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[rumbling, booming]
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My God!
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[buzzing]
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♪ ♪
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[chilling music]
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♪ ♪
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[people screaming]
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What the devil's going on?
We have an intruder.
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He showed up on the north lawn,
and now he's in the building
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and headed this way.
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[dramatic music]
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Stop where you are!
[guns cocking]
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Move and I'll shoot.
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Step aside, please.
[guards grunting]
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Much obliged.
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[door bangs open]
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It's too late
to move Providence.
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It's almost outside the door.
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Then we make our stand
right here.
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No.
I know what this is about.
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Stand down.
[door bangs open]
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[eerie tone]
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♪ ♪
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Mr. President,
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I believe
you've been expecting me.
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My name is Valiant Thor.
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Think of me as a liaison.
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I'm here to supervise
the business at hand
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the processing
of what we've harvested.
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You mean all the Americans
you've kidnapped.
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What do you mean, "process"?
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The creation
of a new species,
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neither human nor...us,
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but able to survive
on this world.
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It's easier if I just show you.
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[mysterious music]
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[mechanical whirring]
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Sweet Jesus.
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♪ ♪
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Let's begin
the mission at hand.
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We promised you technology,
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and today we start
to make good on that promise.
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[dramatic music]
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What in the hell is that?
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This is the future.
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Go ahead. Touch it.
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It won't bite.
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[device beeps]
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It's a goddamn television.
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Much better than that.
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It's a computing device you can
hold in the palm of your hand.
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More powerful than the IBM 7090
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now taking up an entire room
at the Pentagon.
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Well, that is impossible.
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One day, these devices
will connect your world
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and usher in an age
of peace and harmony
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among mankind.
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[briefcase slams shut]
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This is what the future holds,
gentlemen.
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Do you want it or not?
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[eerie music]
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Mamie.
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What do you think?
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I'm so happy
with the way it came out,
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I want to start on
the East Room tomorrow morning.
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The East Room?
And thanks to me,
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adults all across the country
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are celebrating their birthdays
with parties.
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They're not just for kiddos
anymore, Mr. Man.
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And now they're going
to celebrate Halloween.
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I want grownups
to join in the fun, dress up,
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that sort of thing.
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Make Halloween less juvenile.
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My legacy will surpass
Eleanor Roosevelt's,
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that old basset hound.
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They all love her, not me.
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Well, that's about
to change forever.
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Uh, given what's happening,
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I don't think that's such
a good idea right now, my love.
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Don't be such a Gloomy Gus.
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[unsettling music]
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♪ ♪
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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[item clatters]
[distorted shout]
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♪ ♪
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[person screams]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[people screaming]
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[item clatters]
[distorted shout]
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[tool whirring,
metallic banging]
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[grunts]
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[dramatic tone]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[device beeps, whirs]
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What the
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[electronic buzz]
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[door whirs, creaks]
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[electricity buzzing,
crackling]
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[door whirs]
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[electricity humming, buzzing]
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[mechanical creaking, whirring]
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[door whirs]
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[item clatters]
[person screams]
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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[people screaming]
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[faint buzzing, creaking]
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[chilling tone]
[gasps]
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No!
No, no, help me!
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[sharp metallic bang]
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Who are you people?
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What the hell is going on here?
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The business at hand.
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[dramatic music]
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Ladies, you can go
about your work, please.
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They weren't prepared
for your visit,
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which wasn't supposed to happen
for another few weeks.
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I heard screams.
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I told maintenance to
doublecheck those air ducts.
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They're delivering more sound
than air.
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What is happening
to that man?
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Oh,
he's a respiratory experiment.
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What is this place?
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Where did these tunnels
come from?
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As I understand it,
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they've been here
for several years.
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I was told they were built
in the event
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of a nuclear exchange.
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You didn't know that?
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If I did, I wouldn't be
asking the question.
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Might want to keep a closer
eye on that military budget...
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Mr. President.
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♪ ♪
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We decided that this was
the perfect place
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to conduct our experiments.
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It works well,
but it's starting
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to get a little bit
overcrowded.
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As you can see, these specimens
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are in the early stages
of development.
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Creating a perfect hybrid
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is proving to be
quite a task.
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Could take decades.
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Two very different species.
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How different?
I've...
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never seen one of them.
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That is by design.
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They're convinced that
if you saw their true form,
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you might try to call
all of this off.
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I might just do that anyway.
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I wouldn't advise it.
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I know.
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They'll go to the Russians.
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That's what they say,
but...
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in truth, Soviet technology
is decades behind yours
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and my makers want
nothing to do with it.
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If you try to back out now,
they won't go to the Russians.
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They'll take what they want
by force.
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Trust me, you don't want that.
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♪ ♪
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That girl.
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Where is she from?
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I believe she was harvested
in Kansas.
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[chilling music]
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Topeka, Kansas.
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♪ ♪
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Caroline Gibbons.
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I'm going to hold a lunch
for all the staffers' wives.
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They can bring their children,
and we'll have
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trickortreating
and bobbing for apples.
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Have you heard anything
that I've said?
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Human experimentation
is not a fit subject
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for the breakfast table.
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Doesn't it bother you
that this is happening
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under our house?
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American citizens
being experimented on
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underneath the White House.
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They fixed the sound problem,
didn't they?
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Just because we can't
hear them screaming
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doesn't mean
they're not suffering.
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I'm beginning to understand
how they feel.
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Say that again?
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I'm in agony over these
moody spells of yours.
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They bring a dark cloud
over this house.
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If you're so upset
about their being here,
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give them somewhere else to go.
What do you mean?
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Val mentioned they were
getting crowded down there.
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Val?
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I ran into Mr. Thor
this morning.
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He promised to try my fudge,
insisted I call him Val.
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So what about that place
in Nevada
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I overheard you whispering
about at bridge last month?
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Darling, half the time
you think I don't hear,
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but I do.
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I know more state secrets
than J. Edgar Hoover.
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Nevada.
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Didn't Twining want
a place to test planes?
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So give them that.
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Or give them all of Nevada.
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Do you remember during the
campaign when we had to stop
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in that godforsaken state?
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It was so beastly hot
and dry there,
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I nearly fainted
from the temperature.
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This executive order
hereby withdraws 38,000 acres
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located 80 miles north
of Las Vegas
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00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,545
from public use.
271
00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:34,882
[dramatic music]
272
00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:38,189
The land will be set aside...
273
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:41,830
for the construction of
a top secret biological testing
274
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:45,069
and information exchange
facility.
275
00:14:46,171 --> 00:14:50,814
Its current AEC designation...
276
00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:53,085
is Area 51.
277
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,958
Thank you, Mr. President.
278
00:14:56,024 --> 00:15:03,139
♪ ♪
279
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:08,249
Gentlemen...
280
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:11,923
what has taken place here today
never actually took place.
281
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,225
Aside from the men
in this room,
282
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:15,263
no one will ever know
283
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:17,200
for as long
as this republic stands.
284
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,937
Is that understood?
285
00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:21,810
[shouting] Is it?
286
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,980
[crickets chirping]
287
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,617
[glass clinks]
288
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:28,590
[liquid pours]
289
00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:32,965
[woman moans]
290
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,571
[eerie tone]
291
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,177
[moaning continues]
292
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,718
[moaning continues]
293
00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:45,156
[unsettling tone]
294
00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:47,026
[woman moaning, panting]
295
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,730
Mary Geneva Eisenhower!
296
00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:50,066
[grunts]
297
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:53,038
[unsettling music]
298
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:57,113
♪ ♪
299
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,517
[moan echoes]
300
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:06,699
No, it wasn't a nightmare.
301
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,802
[groans]
302
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,972
It was an absolute dream.
303
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,609
Oh. [groans]
304
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:13,747
I don't mind admitting it.
305
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,187
Val sure knows his way
around the female anatomy.
306
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,324
I haven't felt this relaxed
in years.
307
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,295
Youhow could you do this?
308
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,567
Let's not blow things
out of proportion, Ike.
309
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,303
It's bad enough
that you passed out.
310
00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:26,405
Blow it out of proportion?
311
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:28,275
You were with him in our bed.
312
00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:31,315
You said it yourself,
he's not flesh and blood.
313
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,185
So it's really no different
than the time you caught me
314
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:35,389
in the tub
with my personal massager.
315
00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:38,329
He is a visiting dignitary,
316
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:41,569
so you can say I gave my body
for the national cause.
317
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,272
I can't even
look at you anymore.
318
00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:44,675
At least
when you were possessed,
319
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,078
I knew who I was talking to.
320
00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:48,650
Well, now you know
how I felt during the war.
321
00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:51,523
I was stuck here
leading scrap metal drives
322
00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:54,461
while you were carrying on
with that trollop in army HQ.
323
00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:55,531
[groans]
324
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,233
By the way...
325
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,739
he loved my fudge.
326
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,157
Eisenhower did it.
327
00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:11,361
The president,
he made a deal with them.
328
00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:13,533
No, people are being taken!
329
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,575
They're being taken up
intoto flying saucers.
330
00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:18,710
[ominous music]
331
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:20,948
They're turning them
into monsters.
332
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:23,018
[dramatic tone]
333
00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:26,091
Well...
334
00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:28,262
it's every bit as bad
as Hoover said, sir.
335
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,899
How'd he get his hands on this?
336
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,068
He won't tell me.
337
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,640
But I know he has files
on anyone
338
00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:37,380
that he suspects of being
a commie sympathizer.
339
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,687
[chuckles] Which means
the whole damn town.
340
00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:43,793
We should just burn Hollywood
to the goddamn ground.
341
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:47,433
And Jack Kennedy can't keep
his prick, his pants,
342
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,705
or his pretty little mouth
shut.
343
00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:51,509
Does he know
she's saying all this?
344
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,680
Well, if he does know
and he doesn't care,
345
00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:56,418
that's a whole other problem,
sir.
346
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:57,287
Hmm.
347
00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,623
God knows how many people
348
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,861
that little tart's told
about this.
349
00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:02,731
She's an actress, Dick.
350
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,869
She takes pills
and she drinks too much.
351
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:06,371
No one's taking her seriously.
352
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:10,781
Sir, all it takes is
one reporter asking questions
353
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:14,421
and we are six ways to Sunday
without a paddle.
354
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:18,195
And my dreams of running
for president again?
355
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,867
Well, that dream dies.
356
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,909
But if we come at 'em fast
and shut 'em down hard,
357
00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:27,213
we can plug one hole
358
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,150
and send a message
to the other.
359
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:30,687
You know, if you were
anyone else, Dick,
360
00:18:30,754 --> 00:18:32,524
I'd have to ask
what you're suggesting.
361
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,060
Well, you said it yourself,
sir.
362
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:37,033
She drinks. She's on pills.
363
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,070
No one would suspect anything.
364
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,841
I am not sanctioning murder.
365
00:18:40,907 --> 00:18:43,613
Oh, I wasn't asking
for your sanction, sir.
366
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,020
I was, um,
merely floating the idea.
367
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,990
[dramatic music]
368
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:51,562
Evelyn, it's Marilyn.
Can I, uh, talk to Jack?
369
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:53,667
I'm sorry, Ms. Monroe,
the best I can do
370
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,570
is tell him you called.
[receiver bangs]
371
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:58,075
♪ Ah, Mr. Cupid ♪
372
00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:02,818
♪ Just don't bother with me ♪
373
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,622
[dull scraping]
374
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,325
Hello?
375
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:07,528
[lights click, bang]
376
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:08,797
[gasps]
377
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:11,936
[suspenseful music]
378
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:13,807
Who's there?
379
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:16,913
[eerie music]
380
00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:19,217
[wood creaking]
381
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,789
[leaves rustling]
382
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:28,737
♪ ♪
383
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,151
Where are you, Jack?
384
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,322
[growling]
385
00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:41,495
[screaming]
386
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,438
[dramatic music]
387
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:50,212
[muffled screaming]
388
00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:57,393
♪ ♪
389
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,401
[muffled scream]
390
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,274
[phone ringing]
391
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,280
[somber music]
392
00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:13,960
♪ ♪
393
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:15,396
Yes?
394
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,534
I have Richard Nixon
on the line, sir.
395
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:19,672
Put him through.
396
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,245
Dick.
Yes, I'm, um
397
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,483
I'm calling to send my
398
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,755
my condolences, Mr. President.
399
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:28,990
Lovely gal.
400
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,529
It's a crying shame.
401
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,499
Heh, I bet that's one dish
402
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,069
you're gonna miss
eating off of.
403
00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,906
Dick, if you
404
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:39,177
if you had something to do
with this
405
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:40,146
Me?
406
00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:41,649
A Quaker?
407
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,789
Well, I am offended, Jack.
408
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:48,262
Um, I was a big fan
of that young lady.
409
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:50,499
"Some Like it Hot," ooh.
410
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,838
I gotta tell you,
I'd have liked it hot or cold.
411
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:55,242
You're drunk.
I'm hanging up.
412
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,380
Before you do, sir,
413
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:59,852
let me set your mind at ease.
414
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:02,123
I'm sure you heard
about all the, uh
415
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,862
the things she was saying
on the set of that film,
416
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:07,200
the one she got,
uh, fired from?
417
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,003
I've heard the rumors.
418
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,974
Turns out, she knew
about a lot of stuff
419
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,310
she had no business knowing,
420
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:15,216
and, well, God knows
where she heard it all.
421
00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:17,386
A word of advice, sir.
422
00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,290
Whatever strumpets, uh,
423
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:23,065
you decide to, uh,
fornicate with in the future,
424
00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:26,271
I'd check the pillow talk.
425
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:28,510
There's a lot of crazy people
out there.
426
00:21:28,576 --> 00:21:30,881
You gotta watch your back.
427
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:35,122
[unsettling tone]
428
00:21:35,189 --> 00:21:37,093
♪ ♪
429
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,065
[dramatic martial music]
430
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,201
♪ ♪
431
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:43,940
[dog barking]
432
00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:50,954
♪ ♪
433
00:21:54,394 --> 00:21:55,964
[hawk screeches]
434
00:21:56,031 --> 00:21:58,937
[eerie music]
435
00:21:59,003 --> 00:22:01,742
♪ ♪
436
00:22:01,809 --> 00:22:04,882
[indistinct radio chatter]
437
00:22:12,063 --> 00:22:13,332
[coughs]
438
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,404
Are we still not
on speaking terms, sir?
439
00:22:16,471 --> 00:22:19,310
If we were, I'd tell you
to go fuck yourself.
440
00:22:19,377 --> 00:22:21,448
Lyndon.
441
00:22:21,516 --> 00:22:24,354
Well, I know one thing
I didn't before.
442
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,724
What's that?
443
00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:27,528
You didn't bring me out here
for the view.
444
00:22:27,594 --> 00:22:29,497
This place is uglier
than my granddad's toenails.
445
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,502
[door squeaks]
446
00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:33,272
[ominous music]
447
00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:34,975
Mr. President.
448
00:22:37,046 --> 00:22:38,683
I'm Valiant Thor.
449
00:22:40,286 --> 00:22:42,925
Well, bless your heart.
450
00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:44,260
Course you are.
451
00:22:44,327 --> 00:22:45,697
And I'm Calamity Jane.
452
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,770
Ah, I like
your sense of humor, sir.
453
00:22:49,939 --> 00:22:50,974
You might need it.
454
00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:54,147
Please, this way.
455
00:22:54,214 --> 00:22:57,119
[dramatic martial music]
456
00:22:57,186 --> 00:23:00,059
♪ ♪
457
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,396
Are you ready to learn
how the world works,
458
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,200
Mr. President?
459
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:07,206
Pretty good idea
how the world works, sonny.
460
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:09,745
Of course you do.
461
00:23:11,214 --> 00:23:12,684
[hawk screeches]
462
00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:15,957
As I live and shit.
463
00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,393
[eerie music]
464
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,967
What in everloving Christ
is this?
465
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:23,472
♪ ♪
466
00:23:23,539 --> 00:23:25,442
What have I done?
467
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:28,415
[dramatic music]
468
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:35,630
♪ ♪
469
00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:52,931
[screaming]
470
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,604
[gasps, cries]
471
00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,073
Please. Please.
472
00:23:57,139 --> 00:23:59,143
Please give me something
for the pain.
473
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,145
It hurts so much.
474
00:24:00,212 --> 00:24:01,381
It's time.
475
00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:03,519
[gasps]
476
00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,757
How is this thing
gonna come out of me?
477
00:24:05,824 --> 00:24:07,026
Please.
478
00:24:07,093 --> 00:24:08,295
I don't want to die.
479
00:24:08,362 --> 00:24:11,502
You are no longer
going to scream or beg.
480
00:24:11,569 --> 00:24:13,472
You will no longer feel pain.
481
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,109
You are not going to die.
482
00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:17,681
II can hear you
in my head.
483
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,283
Wwhat's
what's going on?
484
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:23,191
To be human
is to not understand.
485
00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:25,496
The optimum condition
for your race
486
00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:28,302
is to surrender
to that innocence.
487
00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:29,772
Why can't I move?
488
00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:30,974
Why can't I move?
489
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,378
[device whirs]
[gasps] No!
490
00:24:33,445 --> 00:24:34,480
[device beeps]
491
00:24:34,548 --> 00:24:36,719
[breathes shakily]
492
00:24:36,786 --> 00:24:38,455
[flesh squelching]
Oh, my God.
493
00:24:38,523 --> 00:24:39,692
No, oh, my God.
494
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:40,994
Please,
I don't want to hear it.
495
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:42,764
Can you make it
so I can't hear the sound?
496
00:24:42,831 --> 00:24:44,702
It is nearly over.
497
00:24:44,768 --> 00:24:47,139
You are joining
a heroic community.
498
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:48,342
You are an ambassador
499
00:24:48,408 --> 00:24:51,147
attempting to bring
two species together.
500
00:24:51,214 --> 00:24:52,450
[flesh squelching]
501
00:24:52,517 --> 00:24:55,590
Your suffering is an honor.
502
00:24:55,657 --> 00:24:57,527
[soft growl]
What is that?
503
00:24:57,594 --> 00:24:59,832
Is that
504
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:02,269
That'sthat's my baby?
505
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:03,573
[monitor beeping]
506
00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:04,775
[gasps]
507
00:25:05,476 --> 00:25:07,647
That's my baby.
508
00:25:08,348 --> 00:25:10,252
Whatoh.
509
00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:11,388
[sac tearing]
510
00:25:11,454 --> 00:25:12,824
[baby coos]
511
00:25:14,193 --> 00:25:15,095
Oh, my God.
512
00:25:15,162 --> 00:25:17,366
Respiratory intact
and strong.
513
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,636
Heartbeat is stable.
514
00:25:18,703 --> 00:25:19,838
Oh, my God.
He's healthy.
515
00:25:19,905 --> 00:25:21,207
This is our closest one yet.
516
00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:24,480
But the physical abnormalities
are troubling.
517
00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:26,484
I can help you.
518
00:25:26,552 --> 00:25:27,721
Please, let me see it.
519
00:25:27,788 --> 00:25:29,057
Can I hold it, please?
520
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:30,225
[baby coos]
521
00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:33,131
I think it needs
I think it needs me.
522
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,400
Prepare the tank.
523
00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:35,637
[tense music]
524
00:25:35,704 --> 00:25:37,173
What's happening?
525
00:25:37,239 --> 00:25:39,177
It is nearly over.
526
00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:41,047
You are a strong host.
527
00:25:41,114 --> 00:25:42,416
Be proud.
528
00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:44,521
Lift your head high.
529
00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:46,091
There will be more.
[baby coos]
530
00:25:46,157 --> 00:25:47,193
Be calm.
531
00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:48,428
[tense music]
532
00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:50,399
[screaming]
No, no, no!
533
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,673
♪ ♪
534
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:56,044
[strains, gasps]
535
00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:01,287
[grunts]
536
00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:02,691
[straining] No. No.
537
00:26:02,758 --> 00:26:09,036
♪ ♪
538
00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:11,307
[dramatic tone]
539
00:26:11,374 --> 00:26:14,715
[ambient music]
540
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,552
Oh, my God.
541
00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,388
It's Troy.
542
00:26:18,455 --> 00:26:20,125
[laughs]
543
00:26:21,962 --> 00:26:23,933
Hey.
[breathing heavily]
544
00:26:27,072 --> 00:26:28,709
We thought you were dead.
545
00:26:29,678 --> 00:26:30,880
Are you okay?
546
00:26:30,947 --> 00:26:33,118
I had the baby.
[gasps]
547
00:26:33,185 --> 00:26:35,222
I felt it. I...
548
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,596
was connected to it in my mind,
like...
549
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:40,332
it was a part of me.
550
00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:44,040
And they murdered it.
551
00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:45,577
What?
552
00:26:46,946 --> 00:26:48,950
[sobs] I was there.
553
00:26:49,016 --> 00:26:51,889
Come on, sit down
and tell us everything.
554
00:26:51,956 --> 00:26:53,358
[sobs]
555
00:26:53,425 --> 00:27:00,372
♪ ♪
556
00:27:01,809 --> 00:27:04,347
It was, umit was like
557
00:27:05,349 --> 00:27:07,419
It was like
I was under a spell.
558
00:27:07,486 --> 00:27:10,793
I couldn't move,
but I was awake.
559
00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:12,964
And they said it was time.
560
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:15,637
And...
561
00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,839
they didn't say it out loud,
though.
562
00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:18,475
I could hear it
in my brain.
563
00:27:18,543 --> 00:27:20,880
And then they cut me open
564
00:27:20,947 --> 00:27:23,351
and took the baby out.
565
00:27:23,418 --> 00:27:24,655
There was no pain.
566
00:27:24,721 --> 00:27:27,293
There was no physical pain.
567
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,932
So it didn't hurt at all?
568
00:27:29,998 --> 00:27:32,002
Um, yeah.
At first, like a motherfucker.
569
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,806
But, um...
570
00:27:33,873 --> 00:27:36,912
then it was...beautiful.
571
00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:39,150
I had a baby.
572
00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:42,323
We had a baby.
573
00:27:42,389 --> 00:27:43,759
[sobs]
Oh, it's okay.
574
00:27:43,826 --> 00:27:45,563
It's okay.
575
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:46,999
We never told you guys,
576
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,105
but having kids was always
a joke we told at parties.
577
00:27:50,172 --> 00:27:54,515
A joke on the baby,
because us as parents is...
578
00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:56,785
um...
579
00:27:56,852 --> 00:27:58,990
but, um,
I don't know what happened.
580
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:03,533
One day, the idea of a family
just felt different.
581
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:04,935
I had spent my whole life
thinking
582
00:28:05,002 --> 00:28:07,741
I was never gonna be a dad,
and then...
583
00:28:07,807 --> 00:28:09,778
this thing became a part of me.
584
00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,180
[light eerie music]
585
00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,517
It came out of me.
586
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:16,324
And the second I saw it,
I didn't care that it was...
587
00:28:16,391 --> 00:28:17,561
whatever it was.
588
00:28:17,627 --> 00:28:20,065
It wasit was mine.
589
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,136
And...
590
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:25,442
I knew that I would do anything
to protect it.
591
00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:27,313
♪ ♪
592
00:28:27,379 --> 00:28:29,116
And they slaughtered it.
593
00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:31,822
They slit its throat
and they drowned it.
594
00:28:31,889 --> 00:28:33,626
[sobs]
And I couldn't help my baby.
595
00:28:33,693 --> 00:28:35,863
I couldn't help.
596
00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:37,968
What are we gonna do?
597
00:28:38,034 --> 00:28:39,337
We're gonna get the fuck
out of here.
598
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:40,707
That's what we're gonna do,
okay?
599
00:28:40,773 --> 00:28:42,176
Not so fast, kiddos.
600
00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:46,251
You need to calm down
and be rational.
601
00:28:47,654 --> 00:28:49,223
Accept it.
602
00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:50,693
This is it.
603
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,096
What's that supposed to mean?
604
00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:53,833
[mockingly] "Oh, we're gonna
get out of here.
605
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,970
They're evil.
They killed my alien baby."
606
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:57,139
Fuck you, Calico.
607
00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:59,443
Well, I am sorry to be
the bearer of bad news,
608
00:28:59,511 --> 00:29:02,316
but your delusion of escape
is unfounded.
609
00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:05,823
Area 51 has existed
long before you all showed up.
610
00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:08,796
And no one has ever escaped.
611
00:29:08,863 --> 00:29:10,700
You are at odds
with the almighty
612
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,403
military industrial complex.
613
00:29:12,469 --> 00:29:13,773
You cannot win.
614
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:17,279
Wait, how many babies have
you had since you got here?
615
00:29:17,346 --> 00:29:19,551
Oh, well...
616
00:29:19,618 --> 00:29:21,421
then there's that.
617
00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:23,191
Ever since 1969,
618
00:29:23,258 --> 00:29:25,530
I've given birth
to two or three pups a year.
619
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:29,538
I mean, it's best if you just
consider yourself a mongrel.
620
00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:31,341
'Cause your one job
621
00:29:31,407 --> 00:29:33,646
your gift to progress...
622
00:29:33,713 --> 00:29:35,015
[soft growl]
623
00:29:35,082 --> 00:29:37,721
Is to drop a litter on the curb
624
00:29:37,787 --> 00:29:39,423
and move on.
625
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:42,597
♪ ♪
626
00:29:42,664 --> 00:29:45,268
It's okay. After the first few,
you stop caring.
627
00:29:45,335 --> 00:29:48,008
No.
I'm not gonna be like you.
628
00:29:48,943 --> 00:29:50,145
None of us will.
629
00:29:50,212 --> 00:29:52,550
Do you think
I'm cold and heartless?
630
00:29:52,617 --> 00:29:54,020
Well, you're wrong.
631
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:56,290
No, I've got the system down.
632
00:29:56,357 --> 00:29:58,461
I am adaptable.
633
00:29:58,529 --> 00:30:00,065
I was a nobody.
634
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,837
And now I am an integral link
in the chain
635
00:30:02,904 --> 00:30:04,775
of celestial evolution.
636
00:30:04,841 --> 00:30:07,112
Don't tell me
dreams don't come true.
637
00:30:07,179 --> 00:30:09,918
How have you not gone insane
in here?
638
00:30:11,622 --> 00:30:13,224
Come with me.
639
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,095
I want to show you
one of my special places.
640
00:30:15,162 --> 00:30:16,397
Wouldn't you like to see it?
641
00:30:16,464 --> 00:30:19,003
♪ ♪
642
00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:20,540
Oh, come on.
It's real special.
643
00:30:20,606 --> 00:30:22,677
You'll like it.
644
00:30:22,744 --> 00:30:29,758
♪ ♪
645
00:30:29,825 --> 00:30:32,196
Well, come on. Don't be afraid.
646
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:38,809
Sometimes when I'm feeling low,
I like to come here
647
00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:41,515
and curl my toes
into the moon dust
648
00:30:41,582 --> 00:30:42,517
and pay my respects
649
00:30:42,584 --> 00:30:44,888
to old "Eagle"
and red, white, and blue.
650
00:30:44,955 --> 00:30:47,527
I just find it
so relaxing here.
651
00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:49,063
Ever since I was a child,
652
00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:52,002
I've always loved
songs about the moon.
653
00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:54,407
"There's a Moon Out Tonight,"
"Blue Moon."
654
00:30:55,676 --> 00:30:57,781
This is where I feel safe.
655
00:30:57,847 --> 00:31:00,419
Why are we standing on a set
of the moon landing?
656
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:02,456
Isn't it obvious?
657
00:31:02,524 --> 00:31:03,859
They faked it.
658
00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:06,097
Here, 50 years ago.
659
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,068
Right around the time
they abducted me.
660
00:31:12,409 --> 00:31:14,113
I'd work until
1:00 in the morning
661
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,883
before heading upstairs
with some john.
662
00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:18,321
And that's where
the real work began.
663
00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:19,190
[chuckles]
664
00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,394
[rock and roll music]
665
00:31:21,461 --> 00:31:24,601
♪ I guess this is
easily done ♪
666
00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:25,770
[gum pops]
667
00:31:25,837 --> 00:31:27,106
I was a bad girl
668
00:31:27,172 --> 00:31:28,509
living in a world
that couldn't care
669
00:31:28,576 --> 00:31:30,412
to give a damn about me.
670
00:31:30,479 --> 00:31:32,917
But then one night
at the end of my shift,
671
00:31:32,984 --> 00:31:35,021
I saw two classy johns
in a booth
672
00:31:35,088 --> 00:31:36,324
trying to look incognito,
673
00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,495
but I recognized them
straightaway.
674
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:40,967
It was Neil Armstrong
and Buzz Aldrin,
675
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,804
then first men to land
on the moon.
676
00:31:42,871 --> 00:31:44,340
Beat it.
677
00:31:44,407 --> 00:31:46,812
The problem was, they had
blasted off days before.
678
00:31:46,879 --> 00:31:48,549
I mean, they were supposed
to be floating in outer space
679
00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,951
at that very second.
680
00:31:50,018 --> 00:31:51,955
Well, good evening, gentlemen.
681
00:31:53,091 --> 00:31:54,360
Well, hello there.
682
00:31:54,427 --> 00:31:55,462
[chuckles]
683
00:31:56,464 --> 00:31:58,067
So we're doing rehearsals.
684
00:31:58,134 --> 00:31:59,671
Now, at this point, I mean,
685
00:31:59,738 --> 00:32:01,742
we must have gone through it
a hundred times.
686
00:32:01,809 --> 00:32:03,144
Right, right,
and the line
687
00:32:03,211 --> 00:32:05,215
that Neil is supposed to say
688
00:32:05,282 --> 00:32:09,457
is, "That's one giant leap
for mankind."
689
00:32:09,524 --> 00:32:10,793
And that's it.
690
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:12,029
Just[laughs]
691
00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:13,498
Now, I ain't typically
one for words,
692
00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:16,471
but we are landing on the moon.
Yeah.
693
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:19,878
And we're beating
the goddamn Russians to it.
694
00:32:19,945 --> 00:32:21,247
That's right.
Now, does that line
695
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,318
sound like it could
carry a fart,
696
00:32:23,384 --> 00:32:25,155
much less an event
so momentous?
697
00:32:25,222 --> 00:32:26,792
No, it certainly does not.
698
00:32:26,859 --> 00:32:28,662
No, it does not.
699
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:29,931
Well, Neil, tell her.
700
00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,300
All right, well...
701
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:34,941
So I hear Buzz
come in on the radio.
702
00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:37,045
Yeah.
And to his credit, he says,
703
00:32:37,112 --> 00:32:40,653
"How about, 'That's one small
step for man,
704
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,091
one giant leap for mankind'?"
705
00:32:43,158 --> 00:32:44,694
And then nothing.
706
00:32:44,761 --> 00:32:46,899
Complete radio silence until
707
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,470
The director
fucking loses it.
708
00:32:49,538 --> 00:32:51,742
God, he loves the line.
[laughs]
709
00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:54,614
Total maniac, by the way.
Yeah, Hollywood.
710
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,518
I mean, and we thought
NASA was rough.
711
00:32:56,585 --> 00:32:58,789
Oh!
The astronauts were trained
712
00:32:58,856 --> 00:33:01,194
to protect American secrets
during the Cold War,
713
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:03,599
but in the end,
it was my famous heavy pour
714
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,503
that could have brought down
an empire.
715
00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:09,043
Okay, wait,
then how did you end up here?
716
00:33:09,109 --> 00:33:11,247
They came and they took me.
717
00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:13,051
It happened so fast.
718
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:14,754
[doors banging open]
719
00:33:14,821 --> 00:33:17,760
[chilling music]
720
00:33:17,827 --> 00:33:20,031
♪ ♪
721
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,467
[device beeps]
722
00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:23,772
♪ ♪
723
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:26,778
[dissonant tone]
724
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:30,620
♪ ♪
725
00:33:30,686 --> 00:33:32,757
I woke up drugged
and knocked up.
726
00:33:32,824 --> 00:33:36,497
I didn't know where I was
or what was happening.
727
00:33:39,771 --> 00:33:43,278
I had never been so scared
in my whole life.
728
00:33:43,344 --> 00:33:46,552
And unlike you all,
I was alone.
729
00:33:46,618 --> 00:33:49,558
[eerie music]
730
00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:50,793
♪ ♪
731
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,664
[exhales sharply]
732
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,035
[panting]
733
00:33:55,101 --> 00:34:02,216
♪ ♪
734
00:34:06,224 --> 00:34:09,531
[bell rings]
735
00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:14,908
♪ ♪
736
00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:18,081
[indistinct chatter]
737
00:34:18,983 --> 00:34:20,252
[door slams]
738
00:34:20,318 --> 00:34:23,659
Remember,
don't come down so fast, Neil.
739
00:34:23,726 --> 00:34:24,493
You're afraid.
740
00:34:24,561 --> 00:34:26,230
You can't know what awaits you.
741
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,399
None of us can.
742
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,234
[gasps]
743
00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:30,038
Wait, seriously?
744
00:34:30,105 --> 00:34:32,075
Stanley Kubrick?
745
00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:34,614
Why would he direct
a fake moon landing?
746
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:37,386
Dicky Nixon was gaga
for "Strangelove."
747
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,390
It was his favorite movie.
748
00:34:39,456 --> 00:34:40,927
And some say, afterwards,
749
00:34:40,993 --> 00:34:44,333
Kubrick was given a lifetime
contract at Warner Bros.
750
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,368
with no constrictions.
751
00:34:45,435 --> 00:34:47,072
No.
I mean, why?
752
00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:48,676
Why fake the moon landing
at all?
753
00:34:48,742 --> 00:34:51,414
They already had
all this alien tech.
754
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,117
Going to the moon
should've been a breeze.
755
00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:54,453
That's exactly the point.
756
00:34:54,521 --> 00:34:56,390
Everyone realized
that going to the moon
757
00:34:56,457 --> 00:34:58,729
was gonna be a big old
fat waste of time and effort,
758
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,465
so the government
and the aliens thought
759
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,104
it would be a nice way
to sort of ease us humans
760
00:35:03,171 --> 00:35:05,108
into accepting that big, crazy
761
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:06,578
technological shit
was possible.
762
00:35:06,645 --> 00:35:09,517
I mean, if you start giving
people Velcro and computers,
763
00:35:09,584 --> 00:35:11,688
they're gonna start
asking questions.
764
00:35:11,755 --> 00:35:15,195
So the astronauts were flying
into Hawaii the next morning
765
00:35:15,261 --> 00:35:17,299
to make their gallant return
to Earth
766
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:21,007
right around the time
I lost my first baby,
767
00:35:21,073 --> 00:35:23,111
if you could even call it that.
768
00:35:23,177 --> 00:35:27,553
And I have been stuck here
ever since.
769
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:32,129
Well, I'll leave you now
to find your own peace.
770
00:35:32,195 --> 00:35:33,999
Thank you for listening.
771
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:36,838
It's nice to reminisce with
someone other than Steve Jobs.
772
00:35:36,905 --> 00:35:39,844
[somber music]
773
00:35:39,911 --> 00:35:45,255
♪ ♪
774
00:35:45,322 --> 00:35:47,125
Oh, fuck. Okay.
775
00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:54,173
♪ ♪
776
00:35:59,216 --> 00:36:01,521
At least we have each other.
777
00:36:01,588 --> 00:36:02,957
Yeah.
778
00:36:03,024 --> 00:36:04,360
It's beautiful up here.
779
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,069
I guess it is.
780
00:36:09,136 --> 00:36:10,639
On the moon.
781
00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,681
all: On the moon.
782
00:36:26,137 --> 00:36:28,174
[dramatic music]
783
00:36:28,241 --> 00:36:29,343
Cal.
784
00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:31,313
Hey, I've been looking for you.
785
00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:34,153
[breathing shakily]
786
00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:35,723
You okay?
787
00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:37,025
No, no.
I'm not.
788
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:39,296
What's going on?
Did they do something to you?
789
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,369
Some kind
of freakass experiment?
790
00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:44,339
I think it's time.
791
00:36:44,406 --> 00:36:45,810
For the baby?
Yeah.
792
00:36:45,876 --> 00:36:46,812
Okay.
793
00:36:46,878 --> 00:36:48,549
Yeah,
Everything feels different.
794
00:36:48,615 --> 00:36:50,586
She's kicking.
Mmhmm.
795
00:36:50,653 --> 00:36:52,557
There's movement.
[exhales sharply]
796
00:36:52,623 --> 00:36:54,894
And there's thisthis
pressure, and it's, like
797
00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:56,363
[exhales sharply]
Hey.
798
00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,769
Hey, hey, hey.
799
00:36:58,836 --> 00:37:01,173
Do you want me to call someone?
They can give you something.
800
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,579
No. No, I'm not ready.
801
00:37:03,645 --> 00:37:04,914
I thought you said
you were ready.
802
00:37:04,981 --> 00:37:07,219
No, I'm not ready.
803
00:37:07,285 --> 00:37:09,891
I'm not ready
for them to take her.
804
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,561
Okay.
After what happened to you,
805
00:37:11,628 --> 00:37:13,164
I just
806
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,536
I want a little more time.
807
00:37:15,603 --> 00:37:18,141
What if I can give that
to you?
808
00:37:18,207 --> 00:37:19,811
To us?
809
00:37:19,878 --> 00:37:20,980
How?
810
00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:25,823
Can you walk?
811
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:27,492
[exhales shakily]
812
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,931
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Come on.
813
00:37:35,976 --> 00:37:36,945
Okay.
814
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:40,018
Come on.
815
00:37:43,124 --> 00:37:45,094
We're almost there.
Oh! Oh!
816
00:37:45,161 --> 00:37:46,497
Shh. Hey, shh.
817
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,301
Shh. Be quiet.
Be quiet.
818
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,371
Oh, that one was so bad.
I know. I know.
819
00:37:50,438 --> 00:37:51,708
[shushing]
What do we do?
820
00:37:51,775 --> 00:37:54,113
What do we do?
821
00:37:54,179 --> 00:37:55,883
Do you trust me?
822
00:37:55,950 --> 00:37:58,321
Yeah, baby.
823
00:37:58,387 --> 00:38:00,425
What the fuck, Troy?
Why do you have that?
824
00:38:00,492 --> 00:38:02,897
I have to cut the baby out.
825
00:38:02,964 --> 00:38:04,399
What?
826
00:38:04,466 --> 00:38:05,536
That's your plan?
This is the only way.
827
00:38:05,603 --> 00:38:06,638
That's fucking insane, baby.
828
00:38:06,705 --> 00:38:08,642
I'm sorry,
that's the only way.
829
00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:10,613
I know
how to deliver this baby.
830
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:12,382
Our baby.
831
00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:14,888
We can't let them kill it.
No.
832
00:38:14,954 --> 00:38:17,259
We cannot let them
tear our family apart.
833
00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:19,597
Okay, but you can't
just cut me open.
834
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,035
This is crazy.
No.
835
00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:24,273
Everything that happened
up until now is crazy,
836
00:38:24,339 --> 00:38:28,014
but this,
us finally starting our family,
837
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,519
that is the most sane part
of all of this.
838
00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:33,157
[laughing] Yeah.
Yeah.
839
00:38:33,224 --> 00:38:34,527
You heard Calico.
840
00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:35,996
They're gonna keep
killing our babies
841
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:39,069
and keep making us have them
unless we stop them, okay?
842
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:40,706
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
843
00:38:40,773 --> 00:38:42,743
So you're gonna cut me open.
Mmhmm.
844
00:38:44,581 --> 00:38:47,419
Babe, listen to me.
You have to try not to scream.
845
00:38:47,485 --> 00:38:50,559
Okay. Fuck you.
I know. I said try, okay?
846
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,266
I love you.
847
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,603
I love you so much.
848
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,072
You're gonna be okay,
all right?
849
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,251
[exhales sharply]
Okay.
850
00:39:03,317 --> 00:39:05,923
Lay back.
Ookay.
851
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:07,158
I'm so scared.
852
00:39:07,225 --> 00:39:09,062
I've got you.
853
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:14,339
♪ ♪
854
00:39:14,406 --> 00:39:15,543
Bite down.
855
00:39:15,609 --> 00:39:18,515
[suspenseful music]
856
00:39:18,582 --> 00:39:25,729
♪ ♪
857
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:31,942
[muffled screaming]
858
00:39:32,008 --> 00:39:37,018
♪ ♪
859
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,054
Okay.
860
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:42,429
[muffled screaming continues]
861
00:39:42,495 --> 00:39:45,368
[flesh squelching]
862
00:39:45,435 --> 00:39:51,948
♪ ♪
863
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,384
[panting]
Shh.
864
00:39:53,451 --> 00:39:58,494
♪ ♪
865
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,198
Is she
[baby crying distortedly]
866
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:04,574
She's alive.
[laughs]
867
00:40:04,641 --> 00:40:09,116
Let me see.
Let me see.
868
00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:11,253
Oh.
869
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,592
[both laughing]
[baby crying]
870
00:40:13,659 --> 00:40:15,829
She's beautiful.
871
00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:19,704
We're not gonna
let anything happen to you.
872
00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:25,014
[baby hissing shrilly]
873
00:40:25,081 --> 00:40:25,883
Get it off!
874
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:28,421
No, no, no!
Get it off!
875
00:40:28,487 --> 00:40:32,062
♪ ♪
876
00:40:32,112 --> 00:40:36,662
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