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♪
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Today's a very special day.
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[laughs softly]
It's my master's Accession Day.
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♪
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It's the anniversary
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of when he was crowned
Supreme Viceroy
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for Al Qolnidar.
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So it's kind of a big deal.
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[whispers]
His favorite. Crepe-y paper.
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Every year,
I try to do something special
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for the occasion.
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The whole house gets into it,
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like, really into it.
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[bagpipes playing]
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Yes! Oh, yeah!
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GUILLERMO:
Colin Robinson gets, uh,
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a little too much into it.
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[laughing]
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[foreign language version
of "You're Dead" playing]
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♪
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♪
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-[exhales] Ah...
-Oh, no.
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No. I-I don't think you should
be wearing that turban again.
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Well, I think you need to do
some research.
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'Cause not only is
this turban accurate
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to the ancient civilizations
of Persia,
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it also happens to be a gift
from my good friend,
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the Maharaja Duleep Singh.
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So if you have anything to say,
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-to either myself
or the maharaja...
-I just, it's not that.
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It was kept in storage
in the basement,
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and the rats were nesting
in there.
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Oh, right.
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Oh. Here it is.
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Let's go.
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Off you fuck.
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Hey, Master.
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♪ The sun has set♪
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-♪ The stars have all come out♪
-[Nadja humming]
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♪ To celebrate
your big night!♪
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-[cheering]
-Happy Accession Day, Nandor!
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-[bagpipe playing]
-[Nadja vocalizing]
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[chuckles]
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It's your big Accession Day,
Master.
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-Did you forget?
-No.
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Okay.
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Well, it's just one of
those mornings, I guess.
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But the night's just beginning.
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-GUIDE: I'll bet.
-Yay!
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I made you a little something,
and I hope you like it.
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Great.
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Well, he didn't like that.
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[to tune of "Happy Birthday"]
♪ Happy Accession Day♪
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♪ Mr. Relentle...♪
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What's up with him?
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Colin Robinson,
you can stop belly dancing.
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-He's not even in the room.
-I know.
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This is just for me.
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Another Accession Day.
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Pitiful.
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On this day
hundreds of years ago,
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I rose to power in my country.
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Blah, blah, blah.
Yada yada yada.
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It's just another milestone to
celebrate for the rest of time.
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Believe it or
don't believe it, baby,
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but vampire depression is
the real fucking deal.
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The prospect of immortality
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can give some vampires
the shits.
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They hate the idea of staring
down life's eternal tunnel.
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What does it all mean?
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Nothing.
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LASZLO:
When a vampire is depressed,
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-the best treatment is
to avoid them at all costs.
-NADJA: Yeah.
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NANDOR:
[sighs] I'm 700 years old,
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and what have I got
to show for it?
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I'm a fully grown vampire,
and I still have roommates.
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I have no life partner.
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-[Nadja and Doll Nadja laughing]
-I have no living children.
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I have no one to share my dreams
or my fears with.
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NADJA:
[clears throat] Sorry, Nandor.
We were just...
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-I just have to check
something, um...
-DOLL NADJA: Hurry.
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NANDOR:
I mean, once you see
Colin Robinson belly dancing
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a few times,
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the magic kind of wears off.
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It doesn't matter that I'm
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an infinitely powerful being.
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-[groans]
-Doesn't mean anything
when you live for eternity.
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Everything loses its meaning
when you live for eternity.
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GUILLERMO:
In all the years
I've known Nandor, I've...
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I've never seen him like this.
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I think he might be having
a midlife crisis.
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[chuckles]
But he's immortal, so I guess...
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maybe more like a crisis-crisis.
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[gasps]
Nandor's in crisis.
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So, everyone, we have
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a very important
Vampiric Council duty
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that I'm afraid is even too hard
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for my absolutely
amazing abilities.
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Someone hasn't paid
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their Vampiric Council
union fees in a while.
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Oh, no.
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Sometimes it is nice
to tiptoe in and remind Nandor
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that, uh, he's
very important vampire
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with very important
jobs to do and...
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Also, collecting
Vampire Council dues
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is basically vampire shit work.
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And I don't want to do it!
[chuckles]
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But, you know,
more the first thing,
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that I want to raise
my-my friend up.
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So, who wants to tackle
this one?
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GUIDE:
Well, I don't know, milady.
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Are you sure anyone here is up
for this task?
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Oh, shit. Um, yeah-- Oh.
No, my darling.
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I wouldn't be man enough?
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Hmm. [hisses softly]
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O-Oh. Uh...
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I-I would love to help you out,
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but I, too, fear I'm not,
uh, man eno-- whatever.
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No, that's right.
You are very shit-stupid man,
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so you can't do it.
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How about you, Nandor?
Bill collection?
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Okay, fine. I'll do it.
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There you go. Yes!
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It's a very special job,
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-and we need the most...
-I said I'll do it!
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Give me that. Fuck!
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-Do you want me to come
with you?
-No!
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[groans]
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[mutters]
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Ah.
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Oh, great.
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They have wellness vampires now.
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[groaning softly]
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[muffled music playing
in distance]
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Um...
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You don't happen to know
where I could find
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someone called Jan, do you?
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Thanks very much.
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The fuck is that?
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[chuckles]
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-Come on, then.
-[Jan shouting]
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JAN:
Stretch those out.
That's what I want to see, yes!
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Stretch those hammies,
feel the burn! Yes!
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-NANDOR: Um...
-Oh, welcome.
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Sorry, I am just here for...
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Jan?
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Please join us,
bring your cameras.
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-No secrets here.
-Uh, no.
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-I am just here
for your debt collection.
-Take a seat.
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So...
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What do we love?
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GROUP:
To sweat.
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JAN: [singsongy]
And how do we sweat?
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GROUP:
By dancing.
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And what do we say
to newcomers?
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GROUP:
Welcome. You must stretch
before you dance.
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Uh, like I said,
as I was standing over there,
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I am only here
to, uh, collect a debt
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for Vampire Council dues
you haven't paid in 132 years.
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Oh, you must be mistaken.
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No vampires here, pal.
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[laughter]
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-[laughter stops]
-But, you are Jan, yes?
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Yes, but I am no longer
a vampire.
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That's... Wow.
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Eesh. You have all pulled
your own fangs out.
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Very disturbing, uh,
but it does not negate the fact
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-that, uh, you owe a great sum.
-No sum to be paid, friend,
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for we are no longer vampires.
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We have become humans again.
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Mm-hmm.
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How is such a thing
even possible?
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[chuckles]
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[muffled music playing
in distance]
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Welcome.
Come on in, have a seat.
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[Jan grunts]
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Uh, no, thank you.
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As you know, being a vampire,
I cannot eat or drink.
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Poor you.
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Ah...
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How long have you been caught up
in this whole vampire trip?
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I have been a vampire
for over 700 years,
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-if that's what you're asking.
-Yes, but-- one second.
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No, no, no, no, no,
you need to select
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the Epson 4750
in the print queue window.
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Not the Bonjour printing.
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I am so sorry. One second.
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Ah... Tell me.
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Are you happy being a vampire?
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-I've had better days.
-What if I were to tell you
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that there's another way?
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A way that you can walk
into the sun.
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A way that you can
become human again.
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I'd say you were full of shit.
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Eh... Well, perhaps
this path isn't for you.
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This is a difficult
and treacherous path,
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but the rewards...
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the rewards are unspeakably...
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delicious.
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♪
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NANDOR:
So, after short deliberation...
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Yes.
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...I have decided to join
Jan and her community:
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the Formerly Fanged.
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The brochure is
very persuasive.
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I am skeptical by nature,
but this Jan,
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she's really speaking to me,
you know?
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She also is incredibly beautiful
and has a rocking body.
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NADJA:
So, you're renouncing
your vampirism
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to go and try living as a human?
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-Yes. What part of that
is not clear?
-[Nadja scoffs]
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Well, how about the whole thing?
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You can't just pretend to be
a human, you knob lord.
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Pretending to be human is just
the first step.
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Well,
what is the second step?
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I'm not clear
on all the steps yet.
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Why are you dressed
like a Playmobil figurine?
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Because this is how I used
to dress when I was a human.
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NADJA:
This is all very stupid.
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Not to mention that we are the
leaders of the Vampiric Council!
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We're going to be a
laughingstock when they find out
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you've gone crying off to go
and play human dress-up.
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-Right?
-I mean, I personally
wouldn't laugh,
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but there are those who would.
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Well, you don't have to worry
about that anymore,
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because you'll never
see me again.
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-[chains rattling]
-Give me that.
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Give me that!
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Have a great,
unenlightened eternity.
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Farewell!
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Auf Wiedersehen!
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Good night, Seattle,
and good mental health!
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-See ya.
-Master. Master?
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I get his room.
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Master, wait!
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As your official bodyguard,
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it's my duty to go with you
everywhere--
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I am no longer your master!
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I hereby relieve you
of your service.
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What?
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It is time for me
to find happiness.
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Well, I want to find happiness,
too!
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What do you think I've been
doing for the last 11 years?
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Oh, boy. Here we go again
with this shit.
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Why do you think I've lived
with you this whole time?
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Can you please...
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please turn me into a vampire
before you leave?
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So that after all these years,
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you and I both,
both can be happy.
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[groans]
252
00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:55,764
Guillermo.
253
00:10:55,807 --> 00:11:00,464
Despite my cold dead heart and
your "just okay" personality,
254
00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:04,686
I've grown to have
some affection for you.
255
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:06,818
-Just a little bit,
but, you know...
-And I for you, Mas--
256
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,385
Well, obviously.
257
00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:10,648
But vampirism is a curse,
258
00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:13,172
and I care for you too much
259
00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:16,523
to burden you with that.
260
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,309
It would weigh too heavily
on my conscience.
261
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:23,226
Boop.
There's that smile.
262
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,317
Once a vampire...
263
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,059
tonight, I am only a man.
264
00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:32,801
Dry your face.
265
00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:34,454
You look like a pair
of wet undies.
266
00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:35,978
[armor rattling]
267
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,544
As I can no longer fly,
268
00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:39,633
I will have
a nice evening stroll to Jan's.
269
00:11:39,677 --> 00:11:42,898
-Just a human man crossing
the street.
-C-Careful.
270
00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:44,290
-[horn honks]
-[grunts]
271
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,118
Are you shitting me?!
272
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:48,599
You can't just walk out
into the street like that.
273
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,775
You have to look both ways.
274
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:53,125
That's literally rule number one
of being human.
275
00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:54,910
NANDOR:
It's a bad start.
276
00:11:54,953 --> 00:11:56,868
What the fuck am I gonna do
with this?
277
00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:01,830
It's been about a month
since... What's his name?
278
00:12:01,873 --> 00:12:03,657
Nandor!
Come on, Laszlo.
279
00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,572
Sorry.
Uh, since he buggered off.
280
00:12:05,616 --> 00:12:08,401
Nothing much has changed,
though, to be honest.
281
00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:11,100
One thing that has changed,
which is such a relief,
282
00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:13,276
is you don't have
this constant soundtrack
283
00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:15,147
of weeping in the house
the whole time.
284
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:17,323
-We don't miss that, do we?
-No.
285
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:20,109
So, I've moved
into Nandor's room.
286
00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:22,546
Uh, it's taken me awhile
287
00:12:22,589 --> 00:12:25,505
-to get my scent on everything.
-[farting]
288
00:12:25,549 --> 00:12:28,334
Regular vampires have
no gastric system.
289
00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:31,816
Energy vampires do,
to annoy those around them
290
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,036
and mark their territory.
291
00:12:34,079 --> 00:12:35,907
It's beginning to feel
like home.
292
00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:37,822
It's been kind of tough,
honestly.
293
00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:40,390
You know, I've known Nandor
for a long time,
294
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:43,654
and now he's not in my life
anymore.
295
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,048
He didn't even leave an address
or anything,
296
00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:47,745
[chuckles]
which is hurtful.
297
00:12:47,789 --> 00:12:50,530
I mean, I guess know now
how it feels.
298
00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:52,619
All the times I left or quit.
299
00:12:52,663 --> 00:12:54,839
I just never thought that...
300
00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:58,408
that he'd be the one,
you know, to leave, so...
301
00:12:58,451 --> 00:13:01,541
I'm just sorry that
we couldn't make him happy,
302
00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:03,674
and I hope he's happy now.
303
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,982
NANDOR:
♪ It's been one week
since you looked at me♪
304
00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:08,940
♪ Cocked your head to the side
and said, "I'm angry"♪
305
00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:11,203
♪ Five days since you
laughed at me, saying♪
306
00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:13,336
ALL:
♪ "Get your act together,
come back and see me"♪
307
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,381
♪ Three days
since the living room♪
308
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:16,992
♪ I realized it's all my fault
but couldn't tell you♪
309
00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:19,603
♪ Yesterday,
you'd forgiven me♪
310
00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:21,866
♪ But it'll still be two days
till I say I'm sorry♪
311
00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:24,042
NANDOR:
I love my life here.
312
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,870
I feel invigorated.
313
00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:28,438
-More broccoli.
-I forgot how exciting it was
314
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,136
to live like a human.
315
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,790
♪ Hot like wasabi
when I bust rhymes...♪
316
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,792
JAN:
Now, when doing your taxes,
317
00:13:34,836 --> 00:13:37,621
women, act like you
don't understand.
318
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:39,449
Yes, Nandy?
319
00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:43,018
Yes, it seems to me
that this Uncle Sam
320
00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:44,715
is bleeding us dry.
321
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,022
Maybe we should bleed him!
322
00:13:47,065 --> 00:13:49,763
No, no, no, no, no.
We blow off steam
323
00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:53,942
with an IPA or maybe
an evening bike ride.
324
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:56,727
All right, let's move on
to how to tip.
325
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,425
NANDOR:
Every moment is precious.
326
00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:00,905
Come on, Nandy!
327
00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:03,038
We rip out our fangs
every night.
328
00:14:03,081 --> 00:14:04,909
[grunting]
329
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:07,042
-[cheering]
-[exhales]
330
00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:08,957
They always grow back
in the morning.
331
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,134
But Jan says she's working on
a way to make it permanent!
332
00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:13,918
[cheering, whooping]
333
00:14:13,962 --> 00:14:17,356
Because we are forbidden
to use our vampiric powers
334
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,489
or strength in any way,
335
00:14:19,532 --> 00:14:22,535
life is constantly
surprising me.
336
00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:26,888
I have lost 123 straight
games of corn hole,
337
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:29,194
and I have never felt
more alive.
338
00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:31,283
-[Jan cheering]
I missed it! I missed it!
339
00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:33,677
JAN:
Yes, Nandy. Very human.
340
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,897
NANDOR:
Jan has taught me so much.
341
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,594
This is especially
important for the women
342
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:40,684
when you're an expert
about something,
343
00:14:40,727 --> 00:14:42,555
and a man is explaining it
to you.
344
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:46,951
Strained eyes
but really big smile.
345
00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:49,693
ALL:
♪ It's been one week
since you looked at me♪
346
00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:52,174
♪ Dropped your arms to the sides
and said, "I'm sorry"♪
347
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:55,003
-♪ Five days since I...♪
-NANDOR: Who knew that living
as a human
348
00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:59,181
would reignite the zeal for life
I thought to be long dormant?
349
00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:01,835
-♪ Yesterday,
you just smiled at me♪
-Make sure that Baby learns.
350
00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:05,100
-[grunting]
-♪ 'Cause it'll still be two
days till we say we're sorry♪
351
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:10,496
-♪ It'll still be two days...♪
-NANDOR: Jan is just so alive
and electric.
352
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,585
She has changed my life.
353
00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:15,893
Oh, yeah, we're fucking.
354
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:18,765
-[cheering]
-One, two, three, four,
355
00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:21,290
five, six, seven,
make it hot.
356
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,988
[cheering, whooping]
357
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,033
I should probably
check in on him.
358
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,512
Not in a weird way.
359
00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:27,861
Like, I don't need
to check in on peop--
360
00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:28,993
I just want to
make sure he's okay,
361
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:30,473
'cause if something wasn't okay
362
00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:31,778
and I didn't do
anything about it,
363
00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:32,997
then I couldn't live
with myself.
364
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,303
So, as a good friend,
365
00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:36,522
I'm going to look
into what he's doing
366
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,002
without him knowing.
367
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:39,525
I'm really worried about him.
368
00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:41,136
He's out there
in the real world,
369
00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,876
and it could be dangerous,
you know?
370
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,443
[groans]
371
00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:46,837
Like, what if he's
in real big trouble?
372
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,273
COLIN:
Whoa.
373
00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,362
What are you doing
in my room?
374
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,234
Nandor must have left
some kind of clue somewhere,
375
00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:54,279
telling us where he's at
or where he's going.
376
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:56,194
Like, maybe this pamphlet
377
00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:58,022
that's just sitting out
in the open?
378
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:01,025
"In case any of you dumb,
idiot assholes care--"
379
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:02,548
assholes with one "S," uh--
380
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,463
"where I've gone, it's here."
381
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,117
Give me that.
382
00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:07,640
All right, but you may want
to wash your hands.
383
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:10,252
That has a full room
of butt wind on it.
384
00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:12,819
Don't want to get pink eye,
or maybe you do, I don't know.
385
00:16:12,863 --> 00:16:14,430
Don't really give a shit.
386
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,345
[farts]
387
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:23,134
NANDOR:
Jan says that she has never seen
anyone as dedicated
388
00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:25,267
to our way of life before.
389
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,529
Don't mind me.
390
00:16:26,572 --> 00:16:28,183
[laughs]
Yeah!
391
00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:30,750
So she has given me
a promotion of sorts.
392
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:32,883
I am now her number two.
393
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,320
-How do I look?
-Perfect.
394
00:16:35,364 --> 00:16:38,628
Jan says we will always be safe
from outsiders,
395
00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:43,241
and, one day, we will be
human enough to see the sun.
396
00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:45,156
-[laughing]
-And I get to help with that.
397
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,766
In my former household,
398
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,855
I would have been teased
mercilessly
399
00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:52,033
for saying things like,
"I am a number two."
400
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:56,037
But here, number twos are
treated with the utmost respect.
401
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,560
-Hmm.
-♪ Sending out an S...♪
402
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,650
GUILLERMO:
Something's wrong with Nandor.
403
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,739
I feel it, so I'm just
gonna make sure that he's okay,
404
00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:05,350
'cause I'm a good friend,
or we were friends.
405
00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:06,960
It's... you know.
406
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:09,311
Just want to make sure
everything is okay.
407
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:12,096
A little check-in. How did
those get in there? [laughs]
408
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,751
Time to get our workout on.
[chuckles]
409
00:17:14,794 --> 00:17:16,753
-[car alarm chirps]
-[muffled music playing]
410
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:24,500
[quiet chatter]
411
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,979
Hello.
412
00:17:26,023 --> 00:17:27,633
Sorry. Sorry.
413
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,418
-[sniffs]
-I'm just gonna put this
over here.
414
00:17:29,461 --> 00:17:31,855
Is this anyone's spot?
[clears throat]
415
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:35,206
[whispers]
Master. Master. Master.
416
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,991
Guillermo, what in the hell
are you doing here?
417
00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:40,559
Just taking one of
my favorite classes.
418
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:43,301
Yeah, what a coinkydink
to see you here, so crazy.
419
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:44,737
You think I was born yesterday?
420
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,652
I was born a long time
from yesterday.
421
00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:47,871
-You're here
to spy on me, aren't you?
-No, I just wanted--
422
00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:49,612
-JAN: All righty!
-Shit. Fuck.
423
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,092
-Let's make it hot!
-[cheering]
-NANDOR: Yeah!
424
00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:53,920
Yes! Who is ready to burn?
425
00:17:53,964 --> 00:17:56,401
-[cheering, whooping]
-Let's do this.
426
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:58,360
-Five, six, seven, eight.
-[upbeat music playing]
427
00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:01,276
Up, up. Come on.
Give me something.
428
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:04,322
Ooh, Nandy,
becoming a natural.
429
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:05,889
Looking good, baby.
430
00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:07,456
Looking good, come on.
431
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,153
Put some stank on it.
432
00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,460
[group grunting rhythmically]
433
00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:14,289
Stop the music!
434
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:15,551
-[music stops]
-NANDOR: Oh, shit.
435
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,074
You...
436
00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:18,336
Who are you?
437
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,992
Oh, I'm-I'm just Guillermo.
438
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,603
What the fuck are you doing
here, Guillermo?
439
00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:28,781
Um, I'm, uh, just...
440
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:30,131
I don't know him.
441
00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:33,569
Just working on my fitness.
442
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,179
-Mm-hmm.
-Check his bags.
443
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:37,225
Well, that's my bag,
so you can't do that.
444
00:18:37,268 --> 00:18:40,097
-That's my property.
-Oh, no. You didn't.
Tell me you didn't.
445
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:42,795
-Yeah, just like towels
and stuff.
-[others gasping, screaming]
446
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,319
Weapons!
447
00:18:44,362 --> 00:18:46,495
-Shit.
-Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
448
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,061
That's just not what it...
that's not what it looks like.
449
00:18:48,105 --> 00:18:49,933
I wasn't gonna-- That was
just in case something...
450
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:51,717
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, Guillermo.
451
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:53,023
-[clamoring]
-I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
452
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,416
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
453
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,287
JAN:
My children!
454
00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:59,377
My fellow human children,
455
00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:02,119
we have been infiltrated.
456
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,991
-No, I'm...
-An interloper is here
to ruin us.
457
00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:07,864
-[hissing]
-He is here to kill us
and our dreams.
458
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:09,561
He must not leave here.
459
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:11,781
He will bring more like him.
460
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:14,175
[over P.A.]
My children,
we are under attack.
461
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:17,830
We cannot let this Guillermo
go unpunished.
462
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,876
[hissing]
463
00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:23,793
-What did you do, Guillermo?
-Cover your face.
464
00:19:23,836 --> 00:19:25,795
-What?
-Cover your face!
465
00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:29,407
-Ay! Aah!
-[screaming, coughing]
-Now!
466
00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:30,800
Come on, let's go!
467
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,932
You covered my friends
in garlic powder!
468
00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:34,673
I'm sorry!
469
00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:36,936
[grunting]
470
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,677
-That's...
-Come on!
471
00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:39,722
Sorry, Janet.
472
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,027
Hey, let go.
473
00:19:41,071 --> 00:19:42,986
-[Guillermo yells]
-[grunts]
474
00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:44,857
-You have a crucifix
in your pocket?
-[vampire cries out]
475
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:46,946
-That's not nice.
-Shut up! Let's go!
476
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,383
You need to chillax!
477
00:19:48,426 --> 00:19:49,688
-My friends!
-This way!
478
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:51,124
NANDOR:
Don't hurt my friends!
479
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:53,344
[grunts, yells]
480
00:19:53,388 --> 00:19:55,303
[grunting]
481
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:57,392
Ow! Did you bang your head?
482
00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,829
I don't know
what's come over him.
483
00:19:59,872 --> 00:20:02,440
-[grunting]
-Mimi!
484
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:04,573
Mimi, I'm sorry about this!
485
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:07,271
-[straining]
-[Mimi crying out]
-Ay.
486
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:08,707
[both crying out]
487
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,274
[both grunt]
488
00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:13,146
-Come on! Come on!
-Let go!
489
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,365
-Sorry, Mimi.
-Stay with me!
490
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,237
[screams, grunts]
491
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,282
-Come on!
-You just punched Jeremy.
492
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,544
GUILLERMO:
Fuck Jeremy!
493
00:20:19,588 --> 00:20:21,198
-Let's go.
-What are you doing?!
494
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,895
-I'm rescuing you, Master.
-If I wasn't a human,
495
00:20:22,939 --> 00:20:25,768
I'd be crushing your dick
and slamming it on the floor.
496
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:28,727
-You're not a human.
-Get off me! Ah! That tickles.
497
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:31,077
-You've been brainwashed.
-[engine starts]
498
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:32,383
Where are you taking me?
499
00:20:32,427 --> 00:20:34,255
-I'm taking you home!
-[tires screech]
500
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,300
Don't want to be out here.
I want to be in there with Jan!
501
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:37,823
-GUILLERMO: You want to be home
with us.
-PRODUCER: Get in the van.
502
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,129
That's where you want to be,
okay?
503
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,826
NANDOR:
I didn't need rescuing.
504
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,437
I was having a great time
back there
505
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,047
till you came
and kicked everyone's ass.
506
00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:45,396
GUILLERMO:
They were trying to kill me!
507
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,528
NANDOR:
They pulled all their fangs out.
508
00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:48,269
No one's going to bite you.
509
00:20:48,312 --> 00:20:51,010
We're a gentle people,
a gentle human people.
510
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:53,186
You're not a human, Master!
511
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,754
I'm not?
Then how do you explain this?
512
00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:58,104
♪ It's been one week
since you looked at me♪
513
00:20:58,148 --> 00:20:59,976
♪ Cocked your head to the side
and said, "I'm angry"♪
514
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:01,717
♪ Five days since
you laughed at me.♪
515
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,545
I know the whole fucking song.
516
00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:06,069
I'd say that was pretty
gosh-darn human, wouldn't you?
517
00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:07,157
You've been brainwashed.
518
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,767
Brainwashed, "shmain-washed."
519
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:11,161
You know, this is exactly
what Jan warned us
520
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,076
that the nonbelievers
would accuse us of.
521
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:14,556
You've been brainwashed,
but it's okay,
522
00:21:14,599 --> 00:21:16,688
because we are going
to deprogram you.
523
00:21:16,732 --> 00:21:19,082
-[Nandor muttering]
-Stop. Let it go.
524
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,563
Did you not think for a second--
Listen to me!
525
00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:23,565
Did you ever consider
for one moment
526
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:27,264
that I might be happy
for the first time in decades?
527
00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:29,310
Decades!
528
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:32,791
That I found somewhere
where I feel that I belong?
529
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:35,664
That makes me feel
useful and powerful
530
00:21:35,707 --> 00:21:37,709
in ways I've never felt.
531
00:21:37,753 --> 00:21:39,320
Never!
532
00:21:39,363 --> 00:21:41,278
Not in 700 years.
533
00:21:41,322 --> 00:21:43,019
Did you ever consider that?
534
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,588
-No.
-No.
535
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:49,678
So what I'm going to do now is
536
00:21:49,721 --> 00:21:51,332
I'm going to get
out of this car,
537
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,856
and I'm going to go and get
a taxi or a bus
538
00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:56,162
or subway or Lyft or Uber,
539
00:21:56,206 --> 00:22:00,253
and I'm gonna go back
to my human community.
540
00:22:00,297 --> 00:22:02,168
And that is that.
541
00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:03,866
[screams]
542
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:06,434
When did you install
silver rope-lined seat belts
543
00:22:06,477 --> 00:22:08,131
in this little shitbox?
544
00:22:08,174 --> 00:22:10,655
Sorry, Master.
It's for your own good.
545
00:22:10,699 --> 00:22:12,744
-[Nandor cries out]
-[tires screech]
546
00:22:19,098 --> 00:22:20,883
[panting]
You guys, you guys.
547
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:22,363
Catch your breath, boy.
548
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:23,494
I think I did something
really drastic.
549
00:22:23,538 --> 00:22:25,017
Oh, you pierce your pee-pee?
550
00:22:25,061 --> 00:22:26,758
-No, but--
-NADJA: Tattoo your pee-pee?
551
00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:28,804
-You guys--
-Tell us more
about your pee-pee.
552
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,109
You've never been
so interesting.
553
00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:31,415
Stop talking about
my pee-pee, okay?
554
00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:32,198
I didn't do anything
to my pee-pee!
555
00:22:32,242 --> 00:22:33,374
[all groan]
556
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:34,592
Okay, just trust that what I did
557
00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:36,159
I had to do, okay?
Do you trust me?
558
00:22:36,202 --> 00:22:37,639
-LASZLO: No.
-COLIN: No.
-NADJA: No.
559
00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,997
-LASZLO: Who the fuck is that?
-NADJA: Oh, my-- ew!
560
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,129
-COLIN: What the hell?
-[gasps]
561
00:22:50,173 --> 00:22:52,001
LASZLO:
I'd say he's been brainwashed.
562
00:22:52,044 --> 00:22:53,829
Right, okay,
Colin Robinson,
563
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,439
go to the council library
and see if there's
564
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,441
any literature on
the art of deprogramming.
565
00:22:57,485 --> 00:22:59,138
-[Nadja groans]
-No, there's no need to
do that, Colin Robinson,
566
00:22:59,182 --> 00:23:01,010
because I am not brainwashed.
I am perfectly sane.
567
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:03,491
I was just having fun
with my new friends.
568
00:23:03,534 --> 00:23:06,450
That's, uh, basically
what Patricia Krenwinkel said.
569
00:23:06,494 --> 00:23:08,713
Open your mouth. Good Lord,
he's pulled his fangs out.
570
00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:11,324
-[Nadja groaning]
-No, no. No, no, no,
it's not what you think.
571
00:23:11,368 --> 00:23:13,544
-Nandor! [whimpering]
-LASZLO: You stay in there,
old pal,
572
00:23:13,588 --> 00:23:15,546
and I'll go and find someone
573
00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,548
to mend that fucked-up brain
of yours.
574
00:23:17,592 --> 00:23:19,289
No, there's no need to do that.
575
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,509
-Laszlo? Guillermo?
Please. Come on.
-I'm sorry.
576
00:23:21,552 --> 00:23:23,728
Guillermo! No!
577
00:23:23,772 --> 00:23:27,993
♪ Lights go out all over town♪
578
00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:30,300
♪ People in the city♪
579
00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:33,956
♪ Could hear the siren's sound♪
580
00:23:35,218 --> 00:23:38,700
You said if we trusted you,
you would always protect us.
581
00:23:38,743 --> 00:23:40,353
WOMAN VAMPIRE:
You lied to us!
582
00:23:40,397 --> 00:23:41,833
-Calm down.
-[clamoring]
583
00:23:41,877 --> 00:23:43,661
-Please calm down, my children.
-[hissing]
584
00:23:43,705 --> 00:23:46,055
The time has come for the final
rejection of eternal life.
585
00:23:46,098 --> 00:23:48,449
-[cheering]
-It is time!
586
00:23:48,492 --> 00:23:50,189
For the ultimate burn!
587
00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:52,017
-Everyone, to the roof. Yes!
-[clamoring]
588
00:23:52,061 --> 00:23:55,281
[singsongy]
We will all walk
into the sunlight.
589
00:23:55,325 --> 00:23:57,370
Come on, baby.
590
00:23:57,414 --> 00:23:58,720
Come on. That's it.
591
00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:00,852
-[screaming]
-That's it. Oh...
592
00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:03,115
My children, my children.
593
00:24:03,159 --> 00:24:04,813
Don't worry, Marilyn.
594
00:24:04,856 --> 00:24:07,293
I'll be right out there
in a minute, girl!
595
00:24:07,337 --> 00:24:09,339
-[screaming continues]
-I'm right behind you.
596
00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:13,648
Well, back to the drawing board.
597
00:24:13,691 --> 00:24:15,476
[screeching]
598
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,741
♪ Run with me♪
599
00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:22,831
♪ This is an emergency♪
600
00:24:22,874 --> 00:24:25,660
♪ Stay with me♪
601
00:24:25,703 --> 00:24:28,880
♪ Tonight♪
602
00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:33,581
♪ I'm sending out an SOS♪
603
00:24:35,887 --> 00:24:39,369
♪ It's the real thing,
not a test♪
604
00:24:40,805 --> 00:24:42,546
♪ Tonight♪
605
00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:44,635
♪ There's trouble in the city.♪
606
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:56,255
COLIN ROBINSON READING]
607
00:25:20,105 --> 00:25:21,890
[COLIN ROBINSON CHUCKLING][UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
607
00:25:22,305 --> 00:26:22,911
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