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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,400 It's not symmetrical. 2 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,240 [upbeat holiday music playing] 3 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,920 - How 'bout now? - Still not great. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,136 I think we're gonna run into the similar problem that 5 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,360 none of these trees are perfectly symmetrical. 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,600 - Why you arguing with me? - I'm not arguing with you. 7 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,640 I just think you're expecting a lot from a tree. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,600 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, my God. 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,000 Okay. 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is beautiful. 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,000 - Okay! - It's my tree. 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,520 - Let's get it! - [both laughing] 13 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,560 Excuse me. Hi, sorry. 14 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,296 This, um, doesn't seem to have a price tag. 15 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,880 How much is this? 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,200 60 pounds. 17 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,600 - You what? - For a tree? 18 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,520 - Does it talk? - No. 19 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,760 Icy. 20 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,880 [scoffs] 21 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,040 Great. So this will never be mine. 22 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,920 Now I know how Tiny Tim feels. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,080 It feels like crap. 24 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,720 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,240 - Kay, c'mon. - You can't do that. 26 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,360 - Kay, shut it. - [gasps] 27 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,040 This is illegal. 28 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,640 No one should be allowed to own a tree, anyway. 29 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,200 - Oh, my God. - You might be right. 30 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,560 - I know I'm right. - [gasps] 31 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,120 - Hey, hello. - [both chuckling] 32 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,760 15, just like the... Says on the thing. 33 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,280 Thank you. Merry Christmas. 34 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,840 Merry Christmas. 35 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,256 We're, like, straddling the tree, Jesus Christ. 36 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,376 'Cause I'm straddling the tree. 37 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,920 - It's like up me, okay? - Come on. 38 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,680 So sweet of you doing this all so early for me. 39 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,040 Well, we had to. 40 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,256 You don't have Christmas in New Zealand. 41 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,480 Yes, we do. 42 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,040 Oh, yeah, but it's summertime. 43 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,480 That's rank. 44 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,240 No, we're having a proper British Christmas 45 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,760 for our poor little orphan girl. 46 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,000 Oh, my God! 47 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,840 You all right? 48 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,400 I think I'm gonna die without you. 49 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,920 You won't die. 50 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,280 You will starve if you don't rent out my room. 51 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,000 [scoffs] Well, let me starve. 52 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,840 I'm gonna keep it as a shrine, 53 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,120 like you're my missing child. 54 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,480 [sniffles, sighs] 55 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:59,040 That is the sweetest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 56 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,280 [laughs] 57 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,040 [chuckles] 58 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,480 How is this worse, now? 59 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,520 [light piano melody] 60 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:16,560 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,280 [laughs softly] 62 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,680 [sighs] 63 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:32,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 64 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,960 [sighs] 65 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,960 - Okay. - [indistinct chatter] 66 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,120 All right, ready? 67 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,600 Okay, one, two, three. 68 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,000 - [crackers popping] - Oh! 69 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,360 [laughter] 70 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,696 - Okay, read them out. - Read them out. 71 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,280 "You can run from your mistakes, 72 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,520 but the escape is only temporary." 73 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,840 - Ooh. - Ahh. 74 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,120 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 75 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,160 So, I get them from a customer at work. 76 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,120 Um, she uses craft to deal with her anxiety. 77 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,000 - That's very creative. - Very eco. 78 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,360 Oh. "Love is fleeting. 79 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,400 Loneliness is forever." 80 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,720 - Mm. - Sure. 81 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,160 Mm, I think that's beautiful. 82 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,240 That's actually interesting. 83 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,600 "Life is pain, but..." 84 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,240 Oh, God, I think... I think this is blood. 85 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,400 - Yeah. - Yep, that's blood. 86 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,680 Ian, what did you get? 87 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,400 Just a, uh, just a receipt, I think. 88 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,960 All: Ah. 89 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,600 Like materialism, yes. 90 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,800 - Like, it's a symbol. - Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,720 Okay! Who's ready for dessert? 92 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,120 - Oh, me! - Yes. 93 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,800 - Thank you, Kate. - Okay. 94 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,056 Could've had a little bit more. 95 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,400 - But so much turkey. - I know. 96 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,840 So have you packed yet? 97 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,056 I've got all the essentials. 98 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,520 I got my passport, cash, Steve. 99 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,160 I forgot to tell you. 100 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,256 I'm actually taking Steve back to New Zealand with me. 101 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,656 - I hope you don't mind. - [chuckling] 102 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,960 Take him, I don't care. 103 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,976 - I don't think she means that. - I think she means... 104 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,280 No! 105 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,160 - What? - I forgot the custard. 106 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,280 What the fuck? 107 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,800 It's fine, we don't need it. 108 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,680 No, I can't have any anyway 'cause I'm vegan. 109 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,280 - Not in this house you're not. - Back in a minute. 110 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,800 You can't go out just for custard. 111 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,360 Um, yes, I can. 112 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,840 I'm not serving Christmas pudding without custard. 113 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,120 We're not animals. 114 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,440 - Ooh, Kate. - Yes, honey? 115 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,816 Could you get me a Kinder Bueno? 116 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,240 [chuckles] 117 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,520 We're just about to have dessert, babe. 118 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,840 [chuckles] 119 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,080 Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. 120 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,400 [laughs] 121 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,880 [footsteps fade] 122 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,400 Ah. 123 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,520 - [door shuts] - I kind of feel like 124 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,560 a Kinder Bueno now. 125 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,720 Same, yeah. Nutty. 126 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,920 Yeah, Christmassy. 127 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,240 - Said that. - Thanks, guys. 128 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,120 [soft holiday music playing] 129 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,560 [door chime jingles] 130 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,040 - Sorry. - Sorry. 131 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:40,040 ♪ ♪ 132 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Tom? 133 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,920 Tom! 134 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Kate. 135 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,720 Tom. 136 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,360 Yup. 137 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,920 Ah, yeah. 138 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,360 - [soft indistinct chatter] - I'm not eating those. 139 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,256 Then you're missing out on the best night of your life. 140 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,576 I cannot believe that this is your 141 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,920 entire contribution to this party. 142 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,136 You did say bring something fun. 143 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,720 Yeah, I meant like a tiramisu 144 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,576 with like a fun pattern in the cocoa or something. 145 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,776 Then you should have been specific. 146 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,560 Okay, next time I'll know 147 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,920 to ask you not to put weed in perfectly good brownies. 148 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,800 They're not even that strong. 149 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,400 I went blind from one 150 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,040 for like 40 minutes once, but I'm a lightweight. 151 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,680 I just don't do too well on drugs. 152 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,336 Last time I had a brownie, I freaked out and watched 153 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,480 Jim Henson funeral videos on YouTube. 154 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,920 Jim Henson's dead? 155 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,840 Look who I bumped into. 156 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,120 Tom Kapoor, the movie star, was at the shops. 157 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 Hi. 158 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,000 - Ah, hey, dude. - Hi, Tom. 159 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,000 Didn't mean to interrupt, again. 160 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,376 - Oh, my God. - You are not interrupting. 161 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,920 No, no, I invited you. You're my guest. 162 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,800 ♪ Be our guest ♪ 163 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,120 [chuckles] 164 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,560 [chuckles] 165 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,360 Um, oh, actually. 166 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,360 We were gonna have a cigarette before dessert, 167 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,360 so maybe you could sort that out, Jessie... 168 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,480 The dessert. 169 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,480 Yes, yeah. Totally, yeah. 170 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,920 I've actually given up, so... 171 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,800 - Sorry, what? - Smoking. 172 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,360 Oh, maybe you can start again. 173 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,920 No, I'm actually doing really... 174 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Yeah, I think you want a cigarette. Now. 175 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,480 Oh, okay. 176 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,280 - Can I get my coat? - Just a cigarette. 177 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,480 Lovely. 178 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,400 [clears throat] 179 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,920 Hey, man. 180 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Hey. 181 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,800 Uh, S-Steve. 182 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,256 Kate didn't say you were doing a whole thing. 183 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,016 - No, it's not a whole thing. - It's just like 184 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,840 a pre-Christmas Christmas thing for me 185 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:58,840 before I go home. 186 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,160 Oh. 187 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,600 When you going? 188 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,680 Tomorrow morning. 189 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,480 Cool. 190 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,840 When you coming back? 191 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,240 No, I'm... 192 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,360 I'm going-going. 193 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,720 Right. 194 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,600 Fuck. That's, uh... 195 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,560 Did you really bump into Kate at the shop, 196 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,240 or are you just stalking me? 197 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,600 Bit of both. Maybe. 198 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,600 [chuckles] 199 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,800 I was gonna call, 200 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,600 but I didn't know if you'd answer. 201 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,360 But in hindsight, 202 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,360 just turning up is pretty weird. 203 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,920 Maybe. 204 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,400 But, you know, you're old. 205 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,216 That's how they did things in the olden days. 206 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,160 - The '80s, just show up places. - Yeah. 207 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,360 I'm sorry about how things went 208 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,256 - last time we saw each other. - No, no, it's fine. 209 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,456 - It's honestly fine. - I can't believe 210 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,720 I put you in that position. 211 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,720 It was so long ago, it doesn't... 212 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,160 I'm sorry. 213 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,400 I'm sorry too. I'm... yeah. 214 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,720 I'm really sorry, 'cause... 215 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,720 [sighs] 216 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,840 I said some awful things. Awful. 217 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,280 But in my defense, 218 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,920 I was really hungry. 219 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:11,920 [chuckles] 220 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,560 I was so hungry. 221 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,920 [laughs] It was... 222 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,360 Those hotel soaps. 223 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,280 They are tiny. They're not a full dinner. 224 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,800 Oh, God. 225 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,440 To be honest, there were only appetizers. 226 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,480 [chuckles] 227 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,240 Do you want a tea? 228 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,360 - Yeah, thanks. - Mm. 229 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,240 [clears throat] 230 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,360 [sighs] 231 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,720 I'm gonna check if they... Probably... 232 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,120 - Yeah, cool. - [clears throat] 233 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,720 [indistinct chatter] 234 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,000 Oh, my God, yes? 235 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,120 - How's it going? - How is it? 236 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,616 - Good? Good, good, good? - Okay? Yep? 237 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,736 - Is it all right? - [whispers] It's fine. 238 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,120 It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. 239 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,600 Cool. 240 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,960 - It's all good, yeah. - [laughs softly] 241 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,840 It's actually really weird. Really weird. 242 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,976 - [whispering] - Of course it's weird. 243 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,600 You need to go back in there. 244 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,960 Your energy is not helping right now. 245 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,240 Also, this is your fault. 246 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,240 It's... 247 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,720 [muffled chatter] 248 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,840 Mm. 249 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,576 - It's freezing out here. - Does someone actually 250 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,696 - have a cigarette? - No, I quit. 251 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,120 You need to go back in there 252 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,600 and kiss him or something. 253 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,200 - Are you nine years old? - He doesn't... 254 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,320 Can't just go and kiss him. 255 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,720 Who votes Jessie 256 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,440 should try and kiss Tom the movie star? 257 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,600 No, I abstain. 258 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,240 [sighs] 259 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,880 Put your hands down right now. 260 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,640 Else, I swear to God, I'll kill you all. 261 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,720 Put your fucking hands down right now. 262 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,216 - Would you put your hand up? - I don't... 263 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,736 - Put your hands down. - Put your hand up. 264 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,760 - Well, okay. - What are we doing then? 265 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,320 - Look at a star. - Oh, put... yes. 266 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,600 There, we'll just look up. 267 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,200 - Oh! - [overlapping chatter] 268 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,720 I love a cigarette. 269 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,840 - So who wants what? - Tea, coffee? 270 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,640 Well, we're all gonna head out, actually. 271 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,000 - Oh. - Yeah, we actually have 272 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,400 another friend's Christmas drinks 273 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,520 we're supposed to be at. 274 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,360 We really can't miss it. 275 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,840 No, we couldn't. 276 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,240 She'd kill us. 277 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,840 She's not well. 278 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,520 So we should really see her. 279 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,480 Before she dies. 280 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,600 God, that's awful. 281 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,240 Um, well, I totally understand. 282 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,080 - I should... - No! 283 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,360 Well, 284 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,760 Jessie doesn't need to come. 285 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,320 Because, well, they don't get along. 286 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,080 - Oh. - No, we don't, so... 287 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,840 Yeah, Jessie didn't donate to her GoFundMe. 288 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,640 It was a political thing. 289 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,240 Just one of those things, isn't it? 290 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,616 You know, everyone's different. [all laughing] 291 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,720 All right, we'll tell you how she is. 292 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,336 [overlapping chatter] So nice to see you, Tom. 293 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,000 - It was... yeah, goodbye. - Yeah. 294 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,720 - Sup, man. Awesome, yeah. - Ah, yeah. 295 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,520 - So great to see you, man. - See you soon. 296 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,720 - Just, uh, so... - Oh, oh, okay. 297 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,760 - See them out. - I'm gonna see them out. 298 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 299 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,120 [indistinct chatter] 300 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,640 - Good luck. Don't ruin it. - Have an amazing time. 301 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,480 Okay, thanks. Thanks, guys. 302 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,120 Thanks, thanks, thanks. Okay, yeah. 303 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,296 That's fine. I'll see you at the pub later. 304 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,640 You better not. 305 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,640 Okay. 306 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,840 - See ya. - Bye. 307 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,360 And a very Merry Christmas, indeed. 308 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,360 [jazzy piano tune] 309 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:35,360 ♪ ♪ 310 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,000 Tom? 311 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,080 [gasping and panting] 312 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:59,240 ♪ ♪ 313 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,080 - [clears throat] - Jessie. 314 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,520 Hey. 315 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,440 I don't feel well. 316 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,120 Oh. Oh, whoa! 317 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,720 What the... 318 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,336 Are you... are you okay? You gonna throw up? 319 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,240 - Oh, I feel sick. - Okay, come on, come on. 320 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,480 - Is the ceiling falling? - [gasping] 321 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,440 I think the ceiling is falling. 322 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,840 - Oh, no. - No, it's not. 323 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,360 Stop it. No, it's falling! 324 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,840 - Here we go, here we go. - It's fine. Yep, down. 325 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,240 - Come on, come on. - Can't do anything to stop it. 326 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,240 - I know, it's fine. - It's fine, it's fine. 327 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,720 Why did you eat it? 328 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,440 I didn't know it had weed in it. 329 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,760 Who does that? 330 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,840 - Total legends. - [groans] 331 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,840 - Listen very carefully. - Okay. 332 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,200 You need to call the ambulance. 333 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,320 Why don't we just wait 334 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,240 ten minutes and see how you feel then, okay? 335 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,480 No, I'll be dead by then. 336 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,360 You're not gonna be dead, okay? 337 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,960 You don't understand. 338 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,720 No one has ever felt like this before. 339 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,600 - I promise you. - I promise you they have, okay? 340 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,640 It's gonna be okay. 341 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,840 Why aren't you more upset that I'm gonna die? 342 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,240 Because you're not gonna die. 343 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,000 You're gonna live a long and happy life 344 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,600 and you're gonna grow old. 345 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,336 Your grandchildren are gonna be on hoverboards. 346 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,456 You're gonna be like, "Oh, my gosh, that's so cool! 347 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,200 My kids have hoverboards." 348 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,480 They're gonna look great. 349 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,600 It's gonna be fine. 350 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,480 - I'm scared. - Hey. 351 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,240 Do you trust me? 352 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,240 - No. - [whimpers] 353 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,720 Yes, I'm sorry. 354 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,000 I don't know why I said that. 355 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,600 What can I do? What can I do? 356 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,480 Anything, anything you want me to do, I'll do. 357 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,760 I'm yours, okay? 358 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,440 - Anything? - Mm-hmm. 359 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,120 Seven, eight... 360 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,600 [playful piano music] 361 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,360 - Is this your card? - Mm-mm. 362 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,000 - Three, four, five and six. - Seven... 363 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,240 That's not your card. 364 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,440 - No. - It wasn't your card. 365 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,320 So you can wear it like that. 366 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,320 You could probably, like, put both 367 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,840 sort of on the side, like a little Grecian thing. 368 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,440 - [straining] - No, no, I don't like it. 369 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,880 - It's not working. - No, it's... 370 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,456 You could use this sort of like a scarf. 371 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,480 That's nice, actually. 372 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,480 Nine, oh. 373 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,720 Ten! [Sighs] 374 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,520 Your pulse is normal. 375 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,120 It's like you were going on, like, a nice brisk walk, kay? 376 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,480 Where did you learn to do that? 377 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,640 - The gym. - I got a free trial once, so... 378 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,080 [chuckles] 379 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,840 Jessie. 380 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,840 Tom. 381 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,240 I'm seeing colors. 382 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,480 Same. 383 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,200 They're coming out of your head. 384 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,760 - That's normal, I think. - It's... 385 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,120 Ugh, this isn't how tonight was supposed to go. 386 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,480 Oh. 387 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,120 - So you had a plan? - [sighs] 388 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,120 Yes. 389 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,600 I have to go back to Ireland for work. 390 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,240 I wanted you to come with me. 391 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,720 I was gonna woo you. 392 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,120 - Really? - Yeah. 393 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,760 And then I had a brownie. 394 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,080 And now I'm ruined forever. 395 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,720 [sighs] 396 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,120 I wanted to see you... 397 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,720 Not just tonight. 398 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,760 Lots of times, but 399 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,760 I didn't know if you wanted to see me. 400 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,600 I like seeing you. 401 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,640 I think about you all the time. 402 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,080 That's very nice. 403 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,480 You're still very high. 404 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,760 - I am. - Mm-hmm. 405 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,440 I really am, but 406 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,080 I just... I think that... 407 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,120 [sighs] 408 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,440 I think I might be falling in love with you. 409 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,760 I hate that. 410 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,120 - Why? - Uh, it just... 411 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,440 It's like saying "I almost have an emotion." 412 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,600 I do have an emotion. 413 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,960 No, you are having a mild 414 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,480 weed-induced panic attack. 415 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,120 - I feel things. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,360 Okay? Strong things. 417 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,600 - For you, specifically. - Right. 418 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,360 Do you 419 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,720 feel any 420 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,480 things for me? 421 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,120 Yes. 422 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,360 Annoyingly. 423 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,720 Yes. 424 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,360 - Knew it. - Shut up. 425 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,720 Come to Ireland with me. 426 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,856 Come to New Zealand with me. 427 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,760 No, don't leave. 428 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,000 Stay here. 429 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,120 Come to Ireland. 430 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,760 I made a plan. 431 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,480 I can't. 432 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,200 Why? 433 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,240 We hardly know each other, you know. 434 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,200 What? Yeah, we do. 435 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,600 How old am I? 436 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,720 - 29. - 28! 437 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,000 Oh, okay, well, um, 438 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,240 I know your parents' names. 439 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,120 David and Liz. 440 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,200 - Mm. - See? 441 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,600 That's creepy. 442 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,080 [chuckles] 443 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,280 [groans] 444 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,000 Don't think it should be this hard to be with someone. 445 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,480 What do you mean? 446 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,960 Well, I don't know if you know this, but... 447 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,560 [sighs] You are incredibly famous. 448 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,000 Thank you. 449 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,760 That wasn't a compliment. 450 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,720 Go on a date with me. 451 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,240 I'm on a plane tomorrow. 452 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,160 - Ugh, I know. - Mm. 453 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,240 So what do we do? 454 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,200 Don't know. 455 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,000 Be friends? 456 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,240 Can I kiss you before we become friends? 457 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,200 Absolutely not. 458 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,240 - Why? - Because you're still high 459 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,440 and I am a gentleman. 460 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,760 [clears throat] 461 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,400 You know, you probably won't even 462 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,520 remember this in the morning. 463 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,080 [pensive piano tune] 464 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,960 I will. 465 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,440 [sighs] 466 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,480 ♪ ♪ 467 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,480 [alarm ringing] 468 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:41,760 ♪ ♪ 469 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,040 [groaning] 470 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,640 [floorboards creak] 471 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,080 Morning. 472 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,040 - Morning. - [chuckles] 473 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,920 Thanks. 474 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:13,200 ♪ ♪ 475 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,280 Cheers, pal. 476 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400 [chuckles] 477 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,280 You're welcome, friend. 478 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,400 I'm sorry for trying to put drugs in your bag. 479 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,000 [laughs] 480 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,920 I was hoping it'd entertain you or something. 481 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 It's really sweet. So sweet. 482 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,640 [sighs] I'll see you soon. 483 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,720 [laughs softly] 484 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,480 Right, you're welcome here anytime, Tom. 485 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,640 Thanks, Kate. 486 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,736 I've actually got a room going spare, 487 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760 if you're keen, so... 488 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,520 I'll bear that in mind. 489 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160 [door shuts] 490 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,280 - How are you getting there? - Bus for a bit. 491 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,760 And then, um, 492 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,160 train. 493 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,696 I'll help you with these to the bus stop. 494 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,680 You don't have to do that. 495 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,480 No, no, course I will. 496 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,720 Thanks. 497 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,080 [delicate jazzy piano] 498 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:17,160 ♪ ♪ 499 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,240 - I, um... - I can come a bit of the way. 500 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,000 Yeah. 501 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,440 Kay. 502 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:47,480 ♪ ♪ 503 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,880 [bell dings] 504 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,160 Is this you? 505 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,920 Mm-hmm, yeah. 506 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,000 This stop is Charing Cross station. 507 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,720 Change here for services to Heathrow, 508 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,920 terminals one, two, and three. 509 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,480 [brakes squeal] 510 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,200 [pleasant upbeat piano] 511 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:21,240 ♪ ♪ 512 00:22:22,305 --> 00:23:22,154 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 33592

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