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ISAAC:
We are ghosts.
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While most spirits pass on
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to the afterlife, we are
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cursed to spend eternity...
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(gasps)
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Oh, and she's gone.
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Now what's going
to happen to the house?
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This must be them, the new
folks that own the house.
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Why don't we just
try haunting?
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Oh!
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We scare them away.
We're ghosts!
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We did it!
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(shouts)
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PETE:
W-Watch out!
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(gasps)
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Oh.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my God! Sam? Sam!
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I hope
you were at least as upset
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when I was technically dead
for three minutes.
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This can't be real.
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JAY:
What are you looking at?
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I think you're right.
She can see us.
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Uh-huh.
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(screams)
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(bird cawing)
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(sighs)
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(soft clattering)
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(gasps)
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(sighs):
Ah.
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Hello!
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(both screaming)
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(grunts)
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Well?
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Yup, she can still see us.
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Yes!
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Also, she's apparently
a little cranky
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before she's had her coffee.
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♪ ♪
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Troops, never before have we
possessed the ability
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to communicate with a Living.
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We are in uncharted waters.
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Those are worst type of waters,
unless, of course, you find cod.
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ISAAC:
This opens up intriguing
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possibilities
to get them to leave.
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Namely: diplomacy.
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Thankfully,
you're looking
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at the man who negotiated an end
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to the Siege
of Fort Ticonderoga.
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You surrendered unconditionally
to the British.
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But we lived
to fight another day.
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You died of dysentery
two weeks later.
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Did I?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Point is: I'm good at talking.
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Don't talk to enemy,
destroy them.
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Then toast their deaths
with horns full of mead!
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Okay, that boy has
some serious anger issues.
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Why do we have to make
the Livings leave?
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It just seems
like such a bummer.
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Because, they're planning
on turning my beloved
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Woodstone Mansion into a hotel,
that's why. We'll be overrun!
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Exactly! We can't let
these invaders take our land.
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Do you hear it? At all?
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Do you hear the words
that you're saying?
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PETE:
You know, we don't have
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to talk her into leaving
or destroy anyone.
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We could just befriend her and
ask her not to open the hotel.
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So, no hotel, but the hot chick
stays? I like that plan.
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Yeah, could be useful to have
a Living that we can talk to.
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Ooh, I can get her
to look into the details
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surrounding my
mysterious death.
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Oh, please. You had
a heart attack.
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Which was likely
brought on by poisoning.
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Okay.
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My death, like my life,
was spectacular. Had to be!
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No way I went out from something
boring like a busted ticker.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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My doc was pretty worried
about my blood pressure.
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Luckily, didn't turn out
to be a problem. (laughs)
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Oh, what happened?
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There's an arr...
we've been through this.
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Jay! Where were you?
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I was in the attic.
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Are you okay?
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Jay, they're back.
I woke up,
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and one was in
the bathroom...
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Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
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These are just residual effects
from your accident.
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What happened?
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I ran into the door
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when I tried to attack him
with a toilet brush.
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Um, is that like to ghosts what
wooden stakes are to vampires?
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It was the only thing handy!
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Please don't make fun of me.
I really saw one.
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Okay, okay. Um, have you seen
one since you hit your head?
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No.
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Do you think somehow hitting my
head the second time cured me?
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I mean, if you haven't seen one
since you hit your head,
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you're probably out
of the woods.
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Oh, my God.
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They're back! They're here.
They're all behind you.
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Hello! Sorry
about before.
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I don't see anybody.
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I would like to formally
open negotiations to discuss
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your withdrawal
from Woodstone Mansion.
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Hear, hear.
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There's a hippie and a Viking.
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Be gone!
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Peace!
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And a guy dressed like Hamilton.
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Hamilton? How do you
know about Hamilton?
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One of them's not wearing
any pants.
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Oh, yeah? You like that?
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Hi. Alberta.
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Can you help me find out
who murdered me?
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Hey, babe, remember
what the doctor said.
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You-you might experience
some visual disturbances.
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(gasping):
I'm sorry.
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Y-You're talking
about Alexander Hamilton?
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Did that little twerp
become famous?
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Wait. Isn't that the guy
on the ten-dollar bill?
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The what?
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They seem really real.
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Well, of course
we're real!
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We're right here.
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He's on paper currency?
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THORFINN: You're hearing us!
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Okay, but what do you think
is more likely? Do you think
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you're seeing ghosts,
or do you think
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you're suffering symptoms
of a severe concussion?
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ALL: Ghosts.
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Yeah.
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Obviously.
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Concussion.
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(overlapping chatter)
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No!
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They're all in your head.
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You just ignore them,
and they'll go away.
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Ignore us?
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Well, that's rude.
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You go get some rest
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because your man is
taking care of business.
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Do you know how that works?
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Mm... Oh.
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No. No, I do not.
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But the Internet does.
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The Internet?
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It's an invention for looking
up stock prices and porn.
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I'm gonna let the contractors
handle the big things.
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But you know what? Papa Bear's
gonna save some money
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where I can,
because we're not all
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Mr. Moneybags here, am I right?
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(gasps)
From where
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did you find this awful painting
of my philandering husband?
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Oh, yeah, Elias. I remember
when he sat for that painting.
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Mm.
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And then when he slept
with the artist.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I guess
I'll just go lie down.
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You're gonna be better
in no time.
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The bones have spoken,
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and they foresee
your doom!
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Right. Thanks.
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(drill whirring)
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(all exclaiming)
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(groans)
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What are you doing
in my room?
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Oh, yeah, this is gonna
make a dope man cave.
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What?
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A cave of men?
What does that even mean?
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(drill whirring)
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(both gasp)
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Oh, no.
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What are... what are you...
what are you doing?
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Oh, hey, Hetty. This is fun.
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(gasps)
This is not fun.
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This horrible man has destroyed
the sanctity of our rooms.
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Oh, it's like we're roommates.
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You got this.
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(drill whirs)
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Crap.
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Are you mad?
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You've made it even bigger!
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No, no, no, don't walk away!
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Yay!
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Hey, who's your favorite
boy ghost?
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I'd say Thor,
but he really scares me,
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but I kind of like that.
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You know what?
No. No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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ISAAC:
This Jay fellow has
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ruined our ability
to communicate
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with Samantha by convincing her
that we are not real!
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Which is a serious setback.
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In the face of which,
a lesser leader
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might give up.
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Like, for instance--
oh, I don't know--
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Hamilton.
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Dude is obsessed.
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Mm.
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He was a terrible commander.
He was all about himself!
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Whereas I-- I was known
for making men under me happy.
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How are we supposed
to befriend Sam,
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or "drive her from the land,"
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yeah, yeah,
if she's just ignoring us?
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Enemy's not supposed to ignore.
It hurts feelings.
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We don't let her ignore us.
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We do the same thing
I did in '98
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when Lizzie Grubman told me
the list was closed
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for Diddy's White Party.
We keep bugging her!
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What kind of party?
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What is "Diddy"?
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It's a jaunty little song.
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The references
are not important!
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The point is,
we don't give up.
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We keep bugging her.
Now is when we double down!
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So simple, yet so brilliant.
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Thank you.
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We don't allow her to ignore us.
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(laughs)
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Yes.
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Yes, we will pester her
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in the kitchen.
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(others agreeing)
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And we will annoy her
in the living room.
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Yeah!
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My idea.
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We will make her life
a living hell
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so she has no choice
but to finally acknowledge us!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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And then we drive them
from this land!
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Yes!
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Or have a nice, friendly chat!
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That one. You do that one.
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(overlapping chatter)
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She will rue the day!
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Chop their legs off,
hang them from trees!
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Roll it back. It's too much!
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You're making it weird.
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PETE:
Hi there!
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Hello?
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All right, I know
you're actively ignoring us,
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but that's okay.
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I was married for 16 years,
so I get it.
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(laughs)
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Ah. Oh, you looked at me.
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She looked at me!
Ooh, it's working.
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Aah! Death to our enemies!
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Is it getting any better?
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Um...
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Now who would want me dead?
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I was a beloved
jazz singer.
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Not really.
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(yawns): I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I'm sure it'll be
better tomorrow.
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Okay, there was
one person.
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She thought I was having
an affair with her husband.
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(laughs)
I was sleeping with him,
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but she didn't know that,
so in a way,
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I kind of wasn't
as far as she knew.
265
00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,077
FLOWER:
So then the bear raised his arms
to attack me,
266
00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,245
but the shrooms were kicking in,
267
00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:33,746
and I thought
he just wanted a hug.
268
00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,147
You know, how everyone talks
about bear hugs?
269
00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,849
They're not talking
about hugs from actual bears.
270
00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:40,152
Can you please stop talking?
I'm trying to sleep.
271
00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,288
Oh, yeah. No, totally.
Yeah, no, I'm so tired, too.
272
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,056
Why do we sleep?
273
00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:47,059
I don't know.
274
00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:47,059
When I was at Woodstock,
275
00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,562
I didn't sleep at all, 'cause
I didn't want to miss anything,
276
00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:50,863
especially the Grateful Dead.
277
00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,965
I was a huge "Deadhead,"
which was ironic,
278
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,233
because I wasn't
even dead at the time.
279
00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,702
I don't care.
280
00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,107
(gasps)
281
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,276
Look, I get it.
282
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,545
Who wants to think they're
seeing ghosts? It's scary.
283
00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,315
You know what's scarier?
Eternity.
284
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,984
So, I find ways to break it up,
create some drama.
285
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,986
Like yesterday,
I told Alberta
286
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,789
that Hetty said
she didn't like her hat.
287
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,624
Now, did Hetty
really say that?
288
00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,028
Well, I will take that answer to
my grave, which will never come.
289
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,130
Which is why I have
to do this kind of stuff.
290
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,201
Oh, hi there. I'm Steve.
291
00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,938
Unbelievable.
Jay, there's another one!
292
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,773
He's a big guy
with a greasy beard.
293
00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,141
Hey.
294
00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,141
JAY:
Hey, babe.
295
00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:36,609
Have you met Steve?
296
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,211
Here you go.
297
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,211
Wait. You can see him?
298
00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,780
W-What's happening?
299
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,682
Sam, Steve! He's here
to help us with the cable.
300
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,584
Who is this man?
Another invader?
301
00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,653
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, Steve.
302
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,922
I haven't been sleeping well.
It's great to meet you.
303
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,991
Um, that should about do it.
I went ahead
304
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,893
and gave you three months
of the sports package.
305
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,893
Cool.
306
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,928
He too shall
feel our wrath.
307
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:56,929
Shut up,
308
00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,698
uh...
309
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,300
♪ About that sports
package, Steve. ♪
310
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,935
What a deal!
311
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,171
Yeah. R-Right?
312
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,239
I'm-I'm...
I'm gonna test her out.
313
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,609
(cheering)
314
00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:11,711
ANNOUNCER:
The Vikings were known
315
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,045
for their prowess
on the battlefield,
316
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,947
often overpowering...
317
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:18,651
What is this...
magical window?
318
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,652
Hello!
319
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,021
Oh, okay. Well, I'm down
for a stroll. (laughs)
320
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,357
Where we headed?
On behalf of my fellow ghosts,
321
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,092
I'd just like to
welcome you to...
322
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,092
You're not real.
323
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,893
I mean, I'm not technically
alive, but I am real.
324
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:28,995
No, you're not.
325
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,396
You're answering me.
326
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,396
No, I'm not.
327
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,931
Okay, I thought
of a couple other people
328
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,332
who may have wanted me dead.
329
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,867
Any chance you could
hop the train down to Memphis
330
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,402
and knock on some doors?
331
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,402
Hey, am I crazy,
332
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,738
or is there chemistry here?
333
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,738
This isn't happening!
334
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,307
I know.
I didn't expect this, either.
335
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,210
ISAAC:
Okay, so this machine
truly has access
336
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,911
to the entire breadth
of human knowledge?
337
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,780
Yeah, pretty much.
338
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,149
Okay, I need you to look up
"Alexander Hamilton" on this.
339
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,385
(laughs)
340
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,720
Do you know how long
it would take me
341
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,188
to type all those letters?
342
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,157
I must know
what he went on to do.
343
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,157
(scoffs)
344
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,160
He haunts me,
and I'm a damn ghost.
345
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,230
(sniffles)
346
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,230
Okay, buddy, stand back.
347
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,365
Let me work my magic.
348
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,201
(rhythmic exhaling)
349
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,803
(inhales sharply)
350
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,838
My God, the pageantry.
351
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,707
Do you want this, or not?
352
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,707
Yes. No, I do.
353
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,776
Shh!
354
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,776
I... I like it.
355
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,046
Ah...
356
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,046
Come on! Come on!
357
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,680
You've got it!
You've got it!
358
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,382
Ah...
359
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,382
And...
360
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,689
Ah!
361
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,689
(laughs)
362
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,261
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
363
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,696
Oh, amazing. Okay, next
letter. Next letter!
364
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,696
Oh...
365
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:40,733
Mmm. Thor can smell
the salty brine.
366
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,334
There's my toolbox.
367
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,334
ANNOUNCER:
The preparation for the cod hunt
368
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,803
was a ritual of great importance
369
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,137
in Viking society.
370
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,137
Look at you.
371
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,774
Come on! Electricity!
372
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,410
Oh, by the loins of Freya, why?
373
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,245
Small man?!
374
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,347
(water dripping)
375
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,819
Well, if it isn't
"Mr. Fix It."
376
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,121
Why has he got a hammer?
377
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,121
Who knows?
378
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,156
Okay.
379
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,156
Oh, no, no.
380
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,258
Oh, no. Oh, you fool!
381
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,393
What are you doing?
382
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,393
Is he crazy, man?
383
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,161
Stop it! Just stop it!
384
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,730
God, I know we're dead,
but he's trying to kill us.
385
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,967
"Psychotic breaks."
386
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,169
Okay, that's me.
387
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,169
HETTY:
A moment of your time.
388
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,205
That's also me.
389
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,205
You must repair my wall.
390
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,906
I cannot spend another night
listening
391
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,741
to that bohemian blather away.
I won't do it!
392
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,243
Bring back my people
to the thing--
393
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,911
the sorcerer's window!
394
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,480
You are a strong, sane woman.
395
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,348
You are a strong,
sane woman!
396
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,150
Hey, big head.
397
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,186
I don't want you anyway.
398
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,189
See? Say something negative,
get 'em off balance.
399
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,925
Oh, I don't know why
I didn't start with this.
400
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,925
"Depression,
401
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,427
difficulty concentrating..."
402
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,095
JAY:
Babe, can you please
bring me my screwdriver?
403
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,463
Sure thing.
404
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,966
She moves!
405
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,966
Do not walk away from me!
406
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:50,302
She can't move too fast with
those slightly-too-large ankles!
407
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,171
This is genius.
408
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,206
You cannot escape us!
409
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,206
(gasps) Oh!
410
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,342
No way I'm going
down there.
411
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,911
No, no, they...
they are terrifying.
412
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,847
Jay, I think there's something
very wrong... Oh, my God!
413
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,382
What?
414
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,382
What do you mean, "what?"
415
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,483
There's a bunch
of zombies down here.
416
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,986
Zombies?
Zombies aren't real.
417
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,888
We are ghosts.
We all died of cholera.
418
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,823
It wasn't great.
419
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,126
Babe, I think you really
just need some more rest.
420
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,930
We are way past rest. We need
to go to a hospital now.
421
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,532
Okay. Well, I'll drive you.
422
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:20,799
Red valve. Tell him...
423
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,369
(loud, overlapping chatter)
424
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,403
Please turn the red valve!
425
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,871
Can you turn the red valve?
426
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,840
What?
427
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,840
Can you just turn the red valve?
428
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,876
It-it's kind of urgent,
if you like the house.
429
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,213
MAN: There you go!
430
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,213
WOMAN: Yes.
431
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,248
How did you know
about the red...?
432
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,450
Can we get the hell out
of here, please?
433
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,820
Okay.
434
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,820
No. Wait. Don't do that.
435
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,522
Oh, come on...
436
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,522
Oh. Nuts.
437
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,429
I'm just saying, it's been
three days, and I'm not feeling
438
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,831
any better, so I'm starting
to freak out.
439
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,967
Well, I have to be honest.
440
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,602
I don't think this
will get better.
441
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,905
What?
442
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,905
It seems as if your
accident left you so close
443
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,107
to death, that you somehow
obtained the ability
444
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,143
to actually see
dead people.
445
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,143
(laughs)
446
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,477
That can't be possible...
447
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,580
It is quite rare,
but I've seen it before.
448
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,316
The last time was
around 85 years ago.
449
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,084
Wait. How-how old are you?
450
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,920
Well, I was about 50
when I died.
451
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,022
Now, sorry about that.
452
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,291
I'll let you visit
with your living doctor.
453
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,126
What seems to be
troubling you?
454
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,126
(gasps)
455
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,229
She's excellent, by the way.
456
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,902
THORFINN (laughing):
This is amazing.
457
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,370
The plan's working!
458
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,539
Working? Thor,
she ran off screaming.
459
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,974
We've driven her insane.
460
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,076
Oh, what does it matter?
Nothing matters.
461
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,044
What's up
with soldier boy?
462
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,044
Isaac had me look up
463
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,380
"Alexander Hamilton"
on Jay's computer.
464
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,982
His list of accomplishments
was even grander
465
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,416
than I could have imagined.
466
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,518
And then we looked up Isaac.
467
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,290
"...graduated Dartmouth,
died of dysentery."
468
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,526
That's it?
That's all it says?!
469
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:58,464
I was mentioned in but one
academic journal, in a footnote.
470
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,066
I'm literally a footnote
in history!
471
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,301
Well, Dartmouth is very good.
472
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,369
(coughing):
Safety school.
473
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,371
My life meant nothing.
474
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,673
Whereas my rival is known
to this day.
475
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,042
There was even a musical
about him!
476
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,077
You're really fixated
on that musical thing.
477
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,946
Well, this might come
as a shock to you,
478
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,615
since you see me
as this tough military type...
479
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,615
Mm.
480
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,551
...but musical theater
is actually a passion of mine.
481
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,120
Hmm.
482
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,290
I'm just saying, maybe we
should have just stuck around
483
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,091
for a little while,
heard her out.
484
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,426
Maybe done the MRI?
485
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,594
There's no point.
486
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,162
They're not gonna
find anything,
487
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,064
because I now know
there's nothing wrong with me!
488
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,666
Okay, but the
doctor said...
489
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,301
That was the living doctor!
490
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,935
Of course she thinks
I'm delusional.
491
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,504
She's not trained for this.
But the ghost doctor...
492
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,472
Okay, that's where
you start to lose me.
493
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,974
If the ghosts were
all in my head,
494
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,342
I'd be seeing the same ones
at the hospital
495
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,010
as I do back at the house,
but they're not.
496
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,578
I see different ones
in different places.
497
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,447
Like that guy. Hey, bud.
498
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,451
What guy?
499
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:56,021
I know it's not great news,
but at least I'm not crazy.
500
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,025
No, no, Jay,
look out!
501
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,527
(tires screech)
502
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,296
Phew. They were already dead.
503
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,098
Sorry.
504
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,098
What?!
505
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,634
Just drive.
506
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,634
I can't. I can't. I-I...
507
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:18,110
Listen, I know this is
a lot, but I'm with you.
508
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,013
No matter what, in
sickness and in health.
509
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,716
Okay? Because I love you.
510
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,718
Aw. He's a keeper.
511
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,718
(gasps)
512
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,554
Hold that thought.
513
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,554
What was that?
514
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,289
Sam?!
515
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,289
Sam?
516
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,690
Sam?
517
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,690
Sam?
518
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,992
Hold on. Hold up, Sam!
519
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,029
Sam, was there one in the car?
520
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,131
Sam, was there one
in the car?
521
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,633
(door opens)
522
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,633
PETE: She's coming.
Here she comes!
523
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,035
Ooh!
524
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,403
Okay, fine.
I see all of you,
525
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,305
I admit your existence. Happy?
526
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,707
Well, I mean, what is happy?
527
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,707
It's a good step, babe.
528
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:51,643
Great. But this
is our house now.
529
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,213
We inherited it, so, it is
time for you all to leave.
530
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,048
It has been nice
to meet you, thank you,
531
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,683
but you can go haunt
someone else now.
532
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,154
(laughter)
533
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,089
She's funny, too.
That's great.
534
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,124
ALBERTA:
Girl,
535
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,558
we can't leave.
536
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,026
Yeah, you just sort of stay
where you die.
537
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,328
And how you die.
538
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,063
It's your classic
haunted house.
539
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,065
So, it seems
it's the two of you
540
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,800
who should leave,
thank you kindly.
541
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,502
Well, that's not happening.
542
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,036
We've already sunk all
our money into this place.
543
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,705
Plus, I see dead people
wherever I go,
544
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,540
so leaving doesn't even help me.
545
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,041
Okay, I'm back
to freaked out again.
546
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,376
Babe, just a second.
547
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,778
It seems like we're stuck
with each other.
548
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,613
But it is not going to go on
like this,
549
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,348
with all of you up in my face
all of the time.
550
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,717
So, what is it going to take
for you to leave me alone?
551
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,720
Huh? What do you want?
552
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,189
You! Viking guy,
what do you want?
553
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:41,527
I want to see my people
in the magic box once a day!
554
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,563
What?
555
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,563
He wants to watch a show
about Vikings on TV.
556
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,365
Fine.
557
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,365
Yes!
558
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,567
You, Wolf of Wall Street,
what do you want?
559
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,336
Leave him, kill yourself,
become a ghost and get with me.
560
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,238
But let's keep it casual.
561
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,773
Gross. You.
562
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,773
What'd he say?
563
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,708
I heard you mention
you were a writer.
564
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,744
I'd like you
to pen my biography, so that
565
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,312
history may know my name.
566
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,847
Now that is actually
quite interesting.
567
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,316
And then take that book,
and adapt it
568
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,751
into an award-winning
Broadway musical.
569
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,719
I want you to invite
the descendants
570
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:10,122
of the ten most likely suspects
of my murder to a dinner party.
571
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,158
Find out who did it,
and exact revenge.
572
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,660
(laughs)
No.
573
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,762
Uh, you, Woodstock--
what do you want?
574
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,762
Woodstock?
575
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,697
Uh, I'm easy.
Just world peace.
576
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,432
And an end
to bear attacks?
577
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,668
Sure. You? Downton Abbey?
578
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,703
Take down that painting
of my awful husband,
579
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,539
and patch up the hole your
awful husband put in my wall.
580
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,107
He's not awful when
you get to know him.
581
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,709
Wait a minute.
582
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,709
You, next.
583
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,846
I'd like the entire Hudson
Valley returned to the Lenape.
584
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,614
Barring that, maybe keep
the radio on in the afternoons?
585
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,849
Mm, excellent idea.
586
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,849
That's a good one.
587
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,684
Yes!
588
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,684
We could use
some beats in here.
589
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,352
Oh, I'd love to dance.
590
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,352
ALBERTA:
Play my album, Bonsoir.
591
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,421
That would be fun.
592
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,421
Okay, so that is everybody.
593
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,755
(clears throat)
594
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,125
Oh, what about you?
595
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,460
I just wanted to
say hi and welcome.
596
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,696
Hi.
597
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,696
Welcome! (laughs)
598
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:53,432
Wow. So, everybody feeling good?
599
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,601
I'm pretty far
from good.
600
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,603
Ah, my husband still thinks
I'm nuts.
601
00:18:57,669 --> 00:19:00,639
You know what? Follow me.
602
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,679
SAMANTHA:
Okay, now
603
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,915
ignite the flame, and
release the gas knob slowly.
604
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,550
(clicking)
605
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,550
Okay.
606
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,452
Now hit it twice on
the side, right there.
607
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,320
Hit it?
608
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,320
Seriously.
609
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:24,530
Okay, now turn the gas knob on,
and you'll hear a "whoomph."
610
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,232
Nothing.
611
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,800
Actually, a little past "on."
The calibration's off.
612
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,270
It's been wonky for
the last 40 years or so.
613
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,872
(whoosh)
614
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,872
Whoa. Whoa.
615
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:37,242
See? How else would
I know any of this?
616
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:43,181
Okay. Well, I guess
I believe you.
617
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:47,486
And... thank you.
618
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,621
They say, "You're welcome."
619
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,356
"They"? There's two of them?
620
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,725
Yup.
621
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,595
Are we done here?
622
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,465
SAMANTHA:
Oh.
623
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,867
All taken care of?
624
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,867
Yup.
625
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,303
Yup, covered the hole right up.
626
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,705
This is not the solution.
This is worse!
627
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,841
I demand you remedy
this posthaste!
628
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,278
If you're here,
you're welcome.
629
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,580
Are you starting a new article?
630
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,580
Toying around
631
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,782
with a book idea, actually.
632
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,782
Ooh.
633
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,817
Mm-mm-mm. More writey-writey,
less talky-talky.
634
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,385
Now, where was I?
635
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,287
You were telling me
about your wife.
636
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,287
Huh?
637
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,222
Oh, no. No, not you.
It's a... it's a ghost thing.
638
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,258
All right. Well, uh, have fun.
639
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,893
ISAAC:
Ah, yes, Beatrice.
640
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,529
She was a handsome woman.
641
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,464
We slept in separate bedrooms,
642
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,933
to keep the flame
of our passion burning bright.
643
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,336
Now, let's talk
military service.
644
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,805
I was a beloved commander,
though I was known for
645
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,872
riding my men hard.
646
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,946
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