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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:21,016 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:24,632 --> 00:00:26,134 Bridget here from Met Eireann. 3 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:28,202 The heatwave is still going on. 4 00:00:28,335 --> 00:00:32,439 ♪ I just can't hide ♪ 5 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:37,411 ♪ She wears your ring And tells you about her man ♪ 6 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:23,891 ♪ But I can't get her up ♪ 7 00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:26,561 ♪ I'm in too deep ♪ 8 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:32,567 ♪ And you got miles deep In her eyes before me ♪ 9 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:34,935 Come on! 10 00:01:35,069 --> 00:01:37,271 ♪ A little hotel And a small café ♪ 11 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:40,340 ♪ The rendezvous is miles away ♪ 12 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:43,477 ♪ I'm looking at her And thinking about you ♪ 13 00:01:43,611 --> 00:01:47,915 ♪ And long brown hair As she walks across the floor ♪ 14 00:01:48,049 --> 00:01:50,251 ♪ Set fire ♪ ♪ Set fire, set fire ♪ 15 00:01:50,385 --> 00:01:52,754 ♪ Set fire to my heart ♪ 16 00:01:54,289 --> 00:01:56,591 ♪ Making love ♪ ♪ Making love, making love ♪ 17 00:01:56,724 --> 00:01:59,326 ♪ Making love from the start ♪ 18 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:02,796 ♪ She set fire ♪ ♪ Set fire, set fire ♪ 19 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:04,566 ♪ Set fire to my heart ♪ 20 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:08,468 ♪ She set fire ♪ 21 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:10,170 Hello there. 22 00:02:10,305 --> 00:02:11,239 This is my little brother Daniel. 23 00:02:11,372 --> 00:02:12,640 In his head, 24 00:02:12,772 --> 00:02:13,807 he'd like to be James Bond. 25 00:02:14,808 --> 00:02:16,243 What? 26 00:02:20,949 --> 00:02:22,984 What's your name? 27 00:02:23,783 --> 00:02:24,818 Toyah. 28 00:02:26,854 --> 00:02:28,355 Toy-ah. 29 00:02:29,256 --> 00:02:30,324 Hi, I'm Daniel. 30 00:02:34,961 --> 00:02:35,996 You... 31 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:38,665 You... 32 00:02:41,169 --> 00:02:42,370 You... 33 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:44,338 You... 34 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:49,010 You want to go somewhere? 35 00:03:01,889 --> 00:03:04,725 Come on! 36 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,163 You wanna get that stutter looked at. 37 00:03:09,295 --> 00:03:11,831 You sound like a fucking helicopter. 38 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:13,467 Thanks. 39 00:03:19,674 --> 00:03:21,676 I just thought that maybe you'd like... 40 00:03:22,977 --> 00:03:24,312 maybe you wanna go... 41 00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:27,948 you know, maybe we could... 42 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:32,520 Look, go away and go fuck yourself with a big pole. 43 00:03:32,652 --> 00:03:33,921 ♪ Set fire, set fire ♪ 44 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:36,189 ♪ Setting fire to my heart ♪ 45 00:03:36,691 --> 00:03:38,192 What if we just... 46 00:03:38,325 --> 00:03:39,459 ♪ Making love ♪ ♪ Making love ♪ 47 00:03:39,592 --> 00:03:41,662 Stepped outside, or... 48 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:45,300 Hey, Ma, your man here is annoying me. 49 00:03:46,766 --> 00:03:49,436 No, I'm just, just trying... 50 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:54,075 ♪ Setting fire ♪ ♪ Setting fire to my heart ♪ 51 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,513 Did you see that? 52 00:04:00,647 --> 00:04:02,516 I think I have a chance there. 53 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:07,121 That's the last time I'm listening to you. 54 00:04:07,254 --> 00:04:09,789 Well, at least she spoke to you, that's progress. 55 00:04:10,557 --> 00:04:13,960 Progress, yeah, to get me turfed out. 56 00:04:14,094 --> 00:04:15,963 I think might be away with Ma. 57 00:04:16,096 --> 00:04:17,798 You see the look she was giving me? 58 00:04:22,336 --> 00:04:23,838 He's not James Bond. 59 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:26,507 He's a 19-year-old virgin with an anxiety problem, 60 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,343 particularly around girls he fancies. 61 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:31,979 He needs help, my help. 62 00:04:33,247 --> 00:04:34,681 I'm his little sister, 63 00:04:34,814 --> 00:04:36,684 though I'm more like a big sister. 64 00:04:37,285 --> 00:04:39,320 Anyway, I'm stepping in. 65 00:04:40,086 --> 00:04:43,490 ♪ My Lady Faye What can I say? ♪ 66 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:47,862 ♪ My heart, it flows just like A river for you every day ♪ 67 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:51,865 ♪ When I first saw your eyes My heart, it went and capsized ♪ 68 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:54,068 ♪ My sky no longer fills With rain ♪ 69 00:04:54,201 --> 00:04:56,002 ♪ It's shining Time and time again ♪ 70 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:58,973 ♪ Wherever we go I want everybody... ♪ 71 00:04:59,105 --> 00:05:00,675 This isn't our house. 72 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:03,142 It's our neighbor Faye McBride's place. 73 00:05:03,276 --> 00:05:06,579 Faye is rich. She has endless boyfriends. 74 00:05:06,713 --> 00:05:08,182 We hate Faye McBride. 75 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:09,682 ♪ I want everybody To know ♪ 76 00:05:09,817 --> 00:05:12,754 ♪ You're my lady, Faye ♪ 77 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:18,258 ♪ Wherever we go I want everybody to know ♪ 78 00:05:18,391 --> 00:05:21,228 ♪ I'm your Lady Faye ♪ 79 00:05:28,336 --> 00:05:29,971 Daniel's the middle child. 80 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:32,072 I'm the youngest, the only girl. 81 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,540 You'd think I'd be spoiled. 82 00:05:33,673 --> 00:05:35,909 Fat chance, not with our mother. 83 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:42,415 ♪ There's treasure On the wasteland ♪ 84 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,985 ♪ Looking for the whip, man ♪ 85 00:05:44,117 --> 00:05:45,853 ♪ Funny how they missed it ♪ 86 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,756 I love that song, Bob, sing it again. 87 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:56,130 Bollocks! 88 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,177 You get everywhere. 89 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:11,745 I live here. 90 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,583 Everyone's gotta live somewhere. 91 00:06:21,521 --> 00:06:23,223 Rory's the eldest. 92 00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:25,092 He's pretty good on self-love. 93 00:06:25,225 --> 00:06:27,829 If he was a hat, he'd wear himself. 94 00:06:28,428 --> 00:06:31,298 The incredible Rory Buckley did it again. 95 00:06:33,401 --> 00:06:36,203 Poor Danny, poor Danny! 96 00:06:38,605 --> 00:06:41,375 Go home, cry. Cry to Mum, cry to Mum. 97 00:06:41,509 --> 00:06:43,343 ♪ Skipping along Poor little Danny ♪ 98 00:06:43,476 --> 00:06:45,178 ♪ Crying again His virginity following him ♪ 99 00:06:45,312 --> 00:06:46,447 ♪ Down the stairs ♪ 100 00:06:49,216 --> 00:06:50,218 What the...? 101 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,223 You have no right to assault us! 102 00:06:55,355 --> 00:06:57,425 Assault, is it? 103 00:06:57,557 --> 00:06:59,158 You're the one assaulting my ears. 104 00:06:59,892 --> 00:07:01,661 It was a respectable volume. 105 00:07:02,196 --> 00:07:04,232 This is a gross intrusion into our privacy. 106 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,067 Anyway, I told you to keep it down. 107 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:08,534 - No, you didn't! - Yes, I did, but did you listen? 108 00:07:08,668 --> 00:07:10,503 - No, so this is what happens. - That's enough, Mum. 109 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:11,738 Look, Maeve, I'll handle it. 110 00:07:11,872 --> 00:07:12,872 Mum, come on, 111 00:07:13,005 --> 00:07:14,340 you've made your point. Come on. 112 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,110 I'm taking this to the police. 113 00:07:16,242 --> 00:07:18,545 Kathleen Buckley does not give a hoot for your threats. 114 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,381 Look, Mum, cool it. Please, come on. 115 00:07:20,514 --> 00:07:24,218 This is no way to solve a dispute between neighbors. 116 00:07:25,185 --> 00:07:27,855 I don't hear anybody singing crappy Frank Sinatra, do you? 117 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:29,622 Sinatra isn't crap. 118 00:07:29,757 --> 00:07:31,059 Fuck Frank Sinatra! 119 00:07:31,992 --> 00:07:33,694 That's us, the Buckleys. 120 00:07:33,826 --> 00:07:36,529 Two years ago, Dad was going to repaint the house, 121 00:07:36,663 --> 00:07:38,899 but then Mum gone into politics. 122 00:07:39,031 --> 00:07:40,901 One day, Dad went out to get a newspaper, 123 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:43,336 and we haven't seen him since. 124 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:47,642 Bob, do you have anything to say? 125 00:07:49,642 --> 00:07:51,177 You wet me ukulele. 126 00:07:51,312 --> 00:07:52,747 Mum, they'll call the police. 127 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:53,913 Well, let them. 128 00:07:54,048 --> 00:07:55,314 These people need to learn how 129 00:07:55,449 --> 00:07:57,184 to but respectful to their neighbors. 130 00:07:57,317 --> 00:08:00,687 And don't expect an apology, 'cause you don't deserve one! 131 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:06,461 It's over. 132 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,028 Scram, Bob. 133 00:08:09,096 --> 00:08:10,064 What d'you think? 134 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:12,432 Do we need to get her some help? 135 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,802 Nah, she's not too bad today. 136 00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:16,202 What? She almost drowned them. 137 00:08:16,336 --> 00:08:18,639 Well, last week she threw a plant. 138 00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:20,808 I think she's mellowing. 139 00:08:27,814 --> 00:08:31,517 Two years, eight months, four days. 140 00:08:32,352 --> 00:08:34,154 Glad you've dropped hours and minutes. 141 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:35,355 That was just stupid. 142 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:48,268 - God, jeez, fuck! - Ah, Jesus, man! 143 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,503 Come on, I'm not finished. 144 00:08:49,636 --> 00:08:51,538 Here, look, take this one. 145 00:08:52,874 --> 00:08:54,975 Eldest, not necessarily the brightest. 146 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:56,543 Shut up, you cretin. 147 00:08:56,677 --> 00:08:57,677 I'm not the one 148 00:08:57,812 --> 00:08:58,980 with burned fingers. 149 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:01,749 Enjoy domestic bliss, cretins. 150 00:09:02,649 --> 00:09:04,717 I bet he was adopted. 151 00:09:05,052 --> 00:09:06,921 Nah, that's cruel, he's just in a hurry. 152 00:09:07,053 --> 00:09:09,789 When he starts being nice, I stop being cruel. 153 00:09:16,529 --> 00:09:17,663 Well? 154 00:09:18,164 --> 00:09:19,732 Shoes are medium. 155 00:09:19,866 --> 00:09:21,901 Well, I polished them, like, twice. 156 00:09:22,035 --> 00:09:23,136 Slim jim's wonky. 157 00:09:23,269 --> 00:09:24,237 Bing! 158 00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:25,939 Ah, Jesus, Maeve! 159 00:09:27,407 --> 00:09:30,110 Must be kinda spooky going for Dad's old job, eh? 160 00:09:32,078 --> 00:09:33,780 Money isn't spooky. 161 00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:36,549 Besides, we need money. 162 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:37,985 True. 163 00:09:38,351 --> 00:09:41,288 So, how was last night's girl hunt? 164 00:09:42,655 --> 00:09:44,257 Great, brilliant. 165 00:09:44,957 --> 00:09:46,626 So, you didn't score? 166 00:09:47,126 --> 00:09:51,431 Well, there was one girl, but she wasn't really my type. 167 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:53,633 Same old problem? 168 00:09:53,933 --> 00:09:56,169 She said I sounded like a fucking helicopter. 169 00:09:56,602 --> 00:09:59,272 Then do something about it, now. 170 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:00,807 I mean it. 171 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:08,715 Oh, no, no, don't thank me. 172 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:11,418 I knew you'd want me to come along. 173 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,753 I'm so glad. 174 00:10:13,687 --> 00:10:15,022 I do love you. 175 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,264 Hello! 176 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,971 Today is going to be a great day. 177 00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:33,307 I mean, I can feel it in the air. 178 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,376 Feel the air, Daniel, feel the air. 179 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,744 I feel it. 180 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:40,146 Fare, please. 181 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:47,121 Oh, I don't carry money. 182 00:10:49,722 --> 00:10:51,824 Today is his first job interview. 183 00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:53,026 That's nice. 184 00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:54,595 You can have this one. 185 00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:56,162 Oh, oh no, 186 00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:58,165 he's going to do much better in life than you. 187 00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:03,169 I really hope you get this job. 188 00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:05,138 Well, I'm gonna try. 189 00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:08,275 And when you do, buy a car. 190 00:11:08,408 --> 00:11:11,245 This family needs a car. 191 00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:13,279 A car. 192 00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:14,815 But I can't drive. 193 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:16,918 That doesn't matter, I'm pretty sure I can. 194 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,319 A red car. 195 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,424 Of course, we all know about your father. 196 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,028 There's no news, I suppose? 197 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,563 No. 198 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:31,532 He was... 199 00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:35,836 Sorry, is a great ship inspector. 200 00:11:36,669 --> 00:11:38,673 I hope that you will follow in his footsteps. 201 00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:41,274 Yeah. 202 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,743 As you probably know, Mr. Buckley, 203 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:47,180 a ship inspector is an important position. 204 00:11:47,313 --> 00:11:50,149 We like to call it passport control for animals 205 00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:53,086 traveling by ship or aircraft. 206 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,490 Animal customs, if you will. 207 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,994 Now, down to business, Mr. Buckley. 208 00:12:02,028 --> 00:12:04,798 What qualities make a good ship inspector? 209 00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:10,004 Well, you must... 210 00:12:12,272 --> 00:12:13,908 work hard. 211 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,045 Yes. Go on. 212 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,347 It's important to be... 213 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,623 honest. 214 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,728 And a ship... 215 00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:39,000 A ship... 216 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,345 Ah. 217 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,347 Do you mind if I... 218 00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:26,579 Vigilant. 219 00:13:28,615 --> 00:13:32,686 A ship inspector must be vigilant. 220 00:13:35,089 --> 00:13:37,358 ♪ Does your image ♪ 221 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,960 ♪ Lose its flavor... ♪ 222 00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:42,562 Well, how did it go? 223 00:13:43,397 --> 00:13:44,998 It went well, I think. 224 00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:47,300 Well, why wouldn't it go well? Did they mention me? 225 00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,068 - No. - Good. 226 00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:50,837 Do you think you might be seeing your brother later on? 227 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,206 - No, I don't think so. - Oh, Daniel, he listens to you. 228 00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:54,875 That's news to me, Mum. 229 00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:57,811 Rory's an artist. He's not like everybody else. 230 00:13:57,945 --> 00:13:59,813 - You can say that again. - He doesn't eat. 231 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:02,515 His head is full of music and nonsense. He's my firstborn, 232 00:14:02,649 --> 00:14:04,217 and he has to come home for dinner tomorrow. 233 00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:06,052 Especially tomorrow, Fridays are special. 234 00:14:06,186 --> 00:14:07,120 Daniel, I'm worried. 235 00:14:07,754 --> 00:14:09,656 If you want me to go see him, I'll go see him. 236 00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:11,690 Oh, thank you so much, I knew I could rely on you. 237 00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,259 Well, I must dash. I've got 238 00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,763 a Fianna Fáil committee meeting to go to. 239 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,580 Excuse me. 240 00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:39,952 What? 241 00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:45,158 Oh, I was looking to make an appointment with Mr... 242 00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:47,660 It's pronounced Wolkenski. 243 00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:49,062 The W is a V sound. 244 00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:52,264 Oh, Wolkenski, right. 245 00:14:52,865 --> 00:14:55,735 Stutter, repetitive vowel syndrome, or larynx issues? 246 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:56,870 Stutter. 247 00:14:57,571 --> 00:15:00,173 No, um, maybe all of 'em? 248 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:03,340 You can't have all of them. Pick one. 249 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,943 Okay, a stutter. 250 00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:07,980 Next Tuesday at 4:30. First lesson is free. 251 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,716 You discuss money with Mr. Wolkenski. 252 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:11,185 That's if he takes you on. 253 00:15:11,317 --> 00:15:12,986 He's very particular. 254 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,788 He prefers women. 255 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,357 Oh, okay. 256 00:15:20,594 --> 00:15:22,663 No use crying over spilled milk. 257 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:32,038 My fucking boyfriend, the love of my life, 258 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,474 broke it off after six and a half months. 259 00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:36,075 I have to accept it. 260 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,812 Get on with your life, Donna! 261 00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:40,581 Tell me to get on with my life. 262 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,183 Get on with your life. 263 00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:43,951 Thanks. 264 00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:45,151 I'm Donna. 265 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:49,023 Buckley, Daniel Buckley. 266 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,836 You'd think the wankbook would have the guts 267 00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:04,571 to face me in person. 268 00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:07,373 Instead, he sent me flowers. 269 00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:08,640 Do you have a girlfriend? 270 00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,343 Oh, well, not at the moment, but, you know... 271 00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:13,012 Better off without. 272 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:15,147 As if a couple of flowers make everything all right. 273 00:16:15,282 --> 00:16:17,051 "Thanks, Donna, for six months, ten days, 274 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,951 15 hours, 26 minute of your life. 275 00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:21,054 We'll always be friends." 276 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:23,523 Um, no, we won't. 277 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:26,192 I mean, would you do that to your girlfriend? 278 00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:27,494 Oh, well, I... 279 00:16:27,626 --> 00:16:29,295 See? I knew it. 280 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:32,631 I spent hours cooking chateaubriand for his birthday, 281 00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:36,370 and this is my reward from Mr. Fuckitypants McBollocks. 282 00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:39,339 What's chateaubriand? 283 00:16:39,471 --> 00:16:43,309 See you next Tuesday, Buckley, Daniel Buckley. 284 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:44,544 Cheerio, now. 285 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,786 Fucking bastard, bollocks and shit! 286 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:56,456 Fucking chateaubriand-eating bollocks! 287 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:01,461 ♪ Bye-bye, baby This private guy is through ♪ 288 00:17:03,429 --> 00:17:04,830 ♪ So long, baby, yeah ♪ 289 00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:07,201 ♪ Here's looking at you ♪ 290 00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:13,073 ♪ Bye-bye, baby This private guy is through ♪ 291 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,109 ♪ So long, baby, yeah ♪ 292 00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:19,145 ♪ Here's looking at you ♪ 293 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,682 ♪ Saturday morning, I'm back ♪ 294 00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:25,318 ♪ But you know That I'm pulling through ♪ 295 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,121 ♪ I have The king of hangovers... ♪ 296 00:17:28,253 --> 00:17:30,256 Now, watch the master. 297 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:36,596 They're brutal. 298 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,664 I like them. He's always got style. 299 00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,733 Makes up for not being able to sing. 300 00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:41,934 You free later? 301 00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,336 Sorry, all booked up. 302 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:44,938 - How about tomorrow? - No. 303 00:17:45,071 --> 00:17:46,506 You don't know what you're missing. 304 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,975 Life is tragic. 305 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:49,742 ♪ So long, baby gal ♪ 306 00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,778 ♪ Here's looking at you ♪ 307 00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,349 She's frigid, let's go. 308 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,519 No, it's my turn. 309 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,988 You'll screw up, as always. 310 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,057 What, like you just did? 311 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:06,192 Think you can do better? 312 00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:07,861 Well, I can't do any worse. 313 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,676 The singer's my brother. 314 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:25,044 That's nice. 315 00:18:26,113 --> 00:18:28,248 Oh my god, I'm so sorry! 316 00:18:28,915 --> 00:18:30,250 Look what you've done, you wagon! 317 00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:32,218 I'm so clumsy, silly me. 318 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,754 What are you gonna do about me new fucking denims? 319 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:36,022 Oi, oi, oi. 320 00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:38,258 Ah! 321 00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:42,061 Gaybags! 322 00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:49,970 Listen, do you wanna go backstage after? 323 00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:53,841 ♪ I'm gonna do a Houdini Yeah, disappear with you ♪ 324 00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:58,912 So, the lyrics are based on this whole time I was doing LSD 325 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,613 in this Carbury parking lot. 326 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:02,749 - Oh, that's so gorge. - I was just out of my mind. 327 00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:04,984 I mean, I was seeing, like, weird Peruvian pygmies, 328 00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:06,386 - and stuff like that. - Oh, my God. 329 00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:10,423 Look who it is, helicopter boy. 330 00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:13,326 You are turning into my greatest fan. 331 00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:16,028 Who's this? 332 00:19:16,395 --> 00:19:18,097 Carla, this is my brother, Rory. 333 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,733 Storming gig. Love the hair. 334 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:21,900 Thanks. 335 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,070 So, how long have you two been an item? 336 00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:27,374 Actually, we just met. 337 00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:30,076 Well, don't believe a word my little brother tells you. 338 00:19:30,609 --> 00:19:32,512 He told me you were great at singing. 339 00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:35,115 Except maybe for that one. 340 00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:39,420 Now, if you'll excuse us... Um, oh, hold on. 341 00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:41,687 Care to join us? 342 00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:45,258 That's sweet of you, but I don't do small enclosed spaces. 343 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,659 Oh. 344 00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:49,295 What the hell are you doing with Daniel, then? 345 00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:55,668 I'll catch you later. 346 00:19:56,135 --> 00:19:57,904 Yeah, only if she's brain dead. 347 00:19:58,038 --> 00:20:00,274 Very good, Daniel, very mature. 348 00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,714 Is he always like that? 349 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:10,383 Just when he's awake. 350 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,250 I'm kinda taking care of him, so. 351 00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:17,257 He sounds pretty well looked after. 352 00:20:19,325 --> 00:20:21,662 Do you wanna go ahead, actually? I can follow you. 353 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:23,430 Yeah. 354 00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:32,071 Rory, Mum wants you home for dinner tonight. 355 00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,450 What's your name again? 356 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,218 Daniel. 357 00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:48,755 Daniel, thanks for the introduction to your brother, 358 00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:49,923 the big rockstar. 359 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:52,158 No problem. 360 00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:57,096 Pardon? 361 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,269 Gosh, that stutter's desperate. 362 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,872 Can I have your number? 363 00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:08,475 No, sorry, groover. 364 00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:11,243 - Oh. - I don't have a phone. 365 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,847 You should really do something about that stutter. 366 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:20,154 Ciao. 367 00:21:21,554 --> 00:21:24,158 Oh, wait, your bag isn't... 368 00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:35,268 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 369 00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:36,470 I'm okay, I'm okay. 370 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:38,904 Ah, you poor groover. 371 00:21:39,239 --> 00:21:41,173 I saved your bag. 372 00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:43,309 Thanks. Are you sure you're okay? 373 00:21:43,442 --> 00:21:45,112 Yeah, I'm fine. 374 00:21:52,184 --> 00:21:54,120 Groover, what can I do for you? 375 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,824 Maybe some coffee might help, or... 376 00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:00,059 - Pardon? - Bandages? 377 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,129 Have you got any bandages at your place? 378 00:22:04,631 --> 00:22:07,233 One slice of toast, come on, please? 379 00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,101 You cheeky devil. 380 00:22:21,248 --> 00:22:22,849 There you are. 381 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,951 Poor groover. 382 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:26,920 Thanks. 383 00:22:29,588 --> 00:22:30,990 Back in a sec. 384 00:22:49,674 --> 00:22:54,280 ♪ See all the angels On your street ♪ 385 00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:02,756 ♪ See all the angels On your street ♪ 386 00:23:04,356 --> 00:23:08,461 ♪ Oh, they don't know Why they're living ♪ 387 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:12,298 ♪ No, they don't know Why they're living... ♪ 388 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,568 Don't get any ideas. 389 00:23:20,705 --> 00:23:22,341 You're on the couch tonight. 390 00:23:22,474 --> 00:23:24,944 A woman never shares her bed on the first date. 391 00:23:26,313 --> 00:23:28,248 We could cut to a second date. 392 00:23:28,815 --> 00:23:30,817 Who said this was a first date? 393 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,654 I bought you a drink, and then you tried to kill me, 394 00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:37,824 so I'd call that a first date. 395 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,594 You're funny, but you're not my type. 396 00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:42,895 Who is your type? 397 00:23:43,028 --> 00:23:46,232 I like them older and livelier. 398 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,835 I love to be surprised. 399 00:23:50,403 --> 00:23:53,271 Well, aren't you surprised to find yourself here with me? 400 00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:55,642 Yes. 401 00:23:56,876 --> 00:23:58,244 There you go. 402 00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:00,112 Do you have a girlfriend? 403 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:03,082 Lots, actually. 404 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,318 No one at the moment, but... 405 00:24:06,452 --> 00:24:08,587 Did you get your heart broken? 406 00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:11,758 Tell the truth, I do most of the heart breaking. 407 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:16,229 I should be careful around you. 408 00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:18,497 I was just telling the truth. 409 00:24:23,403 --> 00:24:25,204 Goodnight, groover. 410 00:24:26,271 --> 00:24:27,907 Let yourself out in the morning. 411 00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:30,309 How am I doing for a first date? 412 00:24:31,309 --> 00:24:32,544 Don't know. 413 00:24:33,645 --> 00:24:38,484 ♪ See all the sadness In your smile ♪ 414 00:24:38,785 --> 00:24:40,420 Ask me on our second date. 415 00:24:40,553 --> 00:24:44,391 ♪ Oh, I don't know Why you're crying ♪ 416 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:47,692 ♪ No, I don't know Why you're crying ♪ 417 00:24:47,826 --> 00:24:50,395 ♪ Lay it on the line ♪ 418 00:24:50,528 --> 00:24:53,232 ♪ You'll find out soon enough ♪ 419 00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:55,768 ♪ Give him some more time ♪ 420 00:24:56,435 --> 00:24:58,971 ♪ Don't ask me questions ♪ 421 00:24:59,105 --> 00:25:01,740 ♪ Don't know the answers ♪ 422 00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:05,778 ♪ My head is filling over you ♪ 423 00:25:05,912 --> 00:25:08,748 ♪ 'Cause I'm A million-dollar hero ♪ 424 00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:11,985 ♪ In a five And ten cent store ♪ 425 00:25:12,117 --> 00:25:17,022 ♪ Serving me nicely So I'll come back for more ♪ 426 00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:19,692 ♪ But if anybody asks you ♪ 427 00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:22,295 ♪ Have I passed along this way ♪ 428 00:25:22,428 --> 00:25:24,765 ♪ It was just my outer... ♪ 429 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:27,834 I got a new girlfriend. 430 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,337 Second date next week. 431 00:25:31,837 --> 00:25:33,472 Get your hole, did ya? 432 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,910 Yeah, no. 433 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,113 Yeah, well, I did. 434 00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:44,850 Great. 435 00:25:44,983 --> 00:25:47,186 Last night was the best night of my life. 436 00:26:08,607 --> 00:26:10,176 Mr. Wolkenski? 437 00:26:12,345 --> 00:26:14,548 Hello? 438 00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:26,393 You have a stuttering? 439 00:26:27,394 --> 00:26:29,863 I do not cure the stutterings. 440 00:26:30,663 --> 00:26:31,931 Oh, I thought... 441 00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,835 You will cure your own stuttering. 442 00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:41,807 Open, please, to section on domestic appliances. 443 00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:44,543 Pages with wees. 444 00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:47,380 Wees? 445 00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:49,749 Oh. 446 00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:54,653 Wacuum cleaners. 447 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,657 - Say, please. - Please. 448 00:26:57,789 --> 00:26:59,425 No, the other one. 449 00:27:02,729 --> 00:27:03,730 Louder! 450 00:27:03,863 --> 00:27:05,131 Vac... 451 00:27:05,265 --> 00:27:06,232 Louder! 452 00:27:06,365 --> 00:27:07,298 Vac... vac.... 453 00:27:07,432 --> 00:27:09,236 - Say it! - Vac... vac... 454 00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:10,936 - Vac... vac... - Shout it! 455 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:12,905 vac... 456 00:27:13,272 --> 00:27:15,073 - Shout! - Vac... vac... 457 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:17,377 Vacuum! 458 00:27:18,044 --> 00:27:19,579 So, why can't I? 459 00:27:21,346 --> 00:27:22,749 Why can't you what? 460 00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:24,616 The tennis club disco? 461 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,418 Well, we'll see, maybe when you're older. 462 00:27:26,553 --> 00:27:28,488 I'm 15, that's old. 463 00:27:28,988 --> 00:27:30,957 Old enough to meet boys, you mean? 464 00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:32,457 Who said anything about boys? 465 00:27:32,590 --> 00:27:34,059 It's just a disco. 466 00:27:34,193 --> 00:27:36,162 Rory, dinner's ready! 467 00:27:36,296 --> 00:27:39,665 Oh, Daniel, the best cook in Ireland. 468 00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:41,634 There's lots who are better. 469 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,836 Well, I don't know what we'd do without you. 470 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:45,605 Well, I had a good teacher, so... 471 00:27:50,109 --> 00:27:53,945 That wagon Faye and her bloody gargoyles! 472 00:27:54,247 --> 00:27:56,615 They're blocking out the sun. They're killing all my plants. 473 00:28:01,354 --> 00:28:03,655 It's like they're laughing at me! 474 00:28:03,789 --> 00:28:06,358 Mum, they're just statues. 475 00:28:06,492 --> 00:28:08,427 Plant killers. 476 00:28:13,398 --> 00:28:15,034 Good evening. 477 00:28:15,968 --> 00:28:17,637 Uh, yeah. 478 00:28:20,806 --> 00:28:21,942 What are you wearing? 479 00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,344 A hat. 480 00:28:26,011 --> 00:28:27,745 Well, do you think you could take that stupid thing off 481 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,149 at the dinner table? 482 00:28:35,287 --> 00:28:37,423 You look better with the hat on. 483 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,362 And what do you call that, then? 484 00:28:43,261 --> 00:28:44,830 Style. 485 00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:46,665 This family gets more interesting by the minute. 486 00:28:46,799 --> 00:28:48,267 I mean, what possessed you? 487 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,171 He looks like a fucking Mormon! 488 00:28:51,304 --> 00:28:55,173 Well, I suppose you were all gonna find out soon anyway. 489 00:28:55,307 --> 00:28:56,475 Find out what? 490 00:28:56,608 --> 00:29:01,013 I'm quitting the civil service, 491 00:29:01,146 --> 00:29:04,317 and I'm gonna go full-time with the band. 492 00:29:05,451 --> 00:29:08,086 Full-time, is it? 493 00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:11,057 And who's gonna bring money into the house? 494 00:29:11,191 --> 00:29:12,959 I will, Mum. Look, it'll be okay. 495 00:29:13,092 --> 00:29:15,995 What am I supposed to tell your father when he comes home? 496 00:29:18,431 --> 00:29:20,400 You're still singing that sad old song? 497 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,369 What's that supposed to mean? 498 00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:26,271 Dad is never coming home. 499 00:29:26,404 --> 00:29:29,240 He's either dead, or he's living with some gorgeous babe 500 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,809 in a galaxy far, far away. 501 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,278 - No, he's not! - You don't mean that. 502 00:29:32,411 --> 00:29:34,114 Where is he, then? 503 00:29:35,748 --> 00:29:37,651 One day he'll come home and explain everything. 504 00:29:37,784 --> 00:29:39,951 Oh yes, I might've known you'd have come out 505 00:29:40,086 --> 00:29:41,354 with trash talk like that. 506 00:29:41,487 --> 00:29:42,788 Oh, the truth always hurts. 507 00:29:42,922 --> 00:29:44,123 Well, yours does. 508 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,392 That's a good one, 509 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,529 coming from a clown with hair like an old bingo lady. 510 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,030 You just can't face reality. 511 00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:53,932 And you can't face a mirror! 512 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,168 Daniel, tell him. 513 00:29:56,201 --> 00:29:57,202 Well, it's not my hair. 514 00:29:58,904 --> 00:30:00,673 - Make me. - Make you? 515 00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:03,341 Oh, I'll make you. 516 00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:05,044 I'll make you! 517 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:07,346 - It's your turn. - Hey, calm down. Come on. 518 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,147 You expect me to provide for you 519 00:30:09,281 --> 00:30:10,716 while you waste your life, is that it? 520 00:30:10,849 --> 00:30:13,019 - It's my life. - Is it? is it? 521 00:30:13,152 --> 00:30:15,854 Well, I gave you that life, and this is how you repay me? 522 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:17,323 Hey! 523 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:19,759 Ah! 524 00:30:19,991 --> 00:30:21,927 Ah, Daniel, the mess! 525 00:30:26,365 --> 00:30:27,400 Rory? 526 00:30:28,867 --> 00:30:31,070 Rory, Rory, come back! 527 00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:38,144 Juice was a mistake. 528 00:30:38,277 --> 00:30:39,412 Water isn't as messy. 529 00:30:39,545 --> 00:30:40,880 Oh, it's not that bad. 530 00:30:41,513 --> 00:30:43,348 I don't think it'll stain. 531 00:30:47,453 --> 00:30:50,155 Rory, Rory, come back! 532 00:30:59,865 --> 00:31:01,400 Don't worry, he'll come back. 533 00:31:01,534 --> 00:31:03,403 He's gonna get cold. 534 00:31:06,305 --> 00:31:07,874 Here, gies. 535 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:09,275 I'll go get him. 536 00:31:09,407 --> 00:31:10,909 Thank you, Daniel. 537 00:31:11,844 --> 00:31:15,448 Here, in case his new hair scares people. 538 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,057 Wish me luck. 539 00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:39,939 Ah, for fuck's sake. 540 00:31:54,886 --> 00:31:56,489 Thanks, now fuck off. 541 00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:05,497 You know, I like the wig. 542 00:32:05,631 --> 00:32:07,200 Well, you can keep it. 543 00:32:10,502 --> 00:32:11,538 Thanks. 544 00:32:15,074 --> 00:32:18,545 I was actually thinking about getting my own, maybe in pink. 545 00:32:20,445 --> 00:32:22,848 Just crack on, idiot, all right? 546 00:32:29,188 --> 00:32:31,156 What? 547 00:32:31,789 --> 00:32:34,827 Stop. All right? Stop hiding behind your stutter. 548 00:32:34,961 --> 00:32:36,362 Everyone, shut up, so little Stutter Boy 549 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,997 can finish his sentence. 550 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:39,231 Is it a bird, is it a plane? 551 00:32:39,365 --> 00:32:41,267 No, it's fucking Stutter Boy. 552 00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:44,602 - It's a living. - I don't buy it. 553 00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:46,905 I bet you don't stutter 554 00:32:47,038 --> 00:32:48,507 when you're with your little barmaid girlie, do you? 555 00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:50,942 Well, no, actually. 556 00:32:51,076 --> 00:32:52,377 Doesn't matter, she won't stay long 557 00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:54,547 with a stuttery dweeb like you, anyway. 558 00:32:55,713 --> 00:32:57,215 I'm not a... 559 00:32:57,349 --> 00:33:00,185 Fucking stuttery dweeb. 560 00:33:02,755 --> 00:33:04,924 Well, at least I'm not a rockstar who... 561 00:33:10,663 --> 00:33:12,365 takes the bus. 562 00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:30,516 Oh! 563 00:33:38,923 --> 00:33:41,961 Why don't you come back here and try that again? 564 00:33:53,405 --> 00:33:55,240 She still won't let me go. 565 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,009 Ah, she'll come around, it's only a disco. 566 00:33:58,143 --> 00:33:59,679 You'd swear I was going to an orgy. 567 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:02,248 Well, that's the week after, isn't it? 568 00:34:03,715 --> 00:34:06,017 So, what's she like? 569 00:34:06,151 --> 00:34:07,252 What's who like? 570 00:34:07,385 --> 00:34:08,753 Your new girlfriend. 571 00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:10,822 How did you know I had a new girlfriend? 572 00:34:11,123 --> 00:34:13,424 Let's examine the evidence, shall we? 573 00:34:13,559 --> 00:34:14,861 What evidence? 574 00:34:14,994 --> 00:34:16,295 Well, you've been going around the place 575 00:34:16,427 --> 00:34:18,596 humming that Flock of Seagulls shite. 576 00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:24,369 Yeah, impressive, you should be in Rory's band. 577 00:34:24,503 --> 00:34:28,074 Thanks, I'd rather gouge my kneecaps off with a spoon. 578 00:34:29,641 --> 00:34:31,109 Is that it? 579 00:34:31,244 --> 00:34:34,179 Nope, soon as I mentioned girlfriend, you went red. 580 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:35,847 No, I didn't. 581 00:34:36,548 --> 00:34:38,150 I'm always a bit red anyway, so... 582 00:34:38,851 --> 00:34:39,885 What's her name? 583 00:34:40,853 --> 00:34:42,088 Carla. 584 00:34:43,054 --> 00:34:44,222 Carla? 585 00:34:44,956 --> 00:34:47,426 Yeah, Carla. What's wrong with that? 586 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:50,895 Nothing, just never met anyone called Car-Lah. 587 00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:52,198 Well, you should go out more. 588 00:34:52,331 --> 00:34:54,032 I'm working on it. 589 00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,768 Car-Lah. 590 00:34:57,036 --> 00:34:58,670 Carwash. 591 00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:00,506 Quit it, smartarse. 592 00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:02,106 Did you have sex with Carla yet? 593 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,575 - What? - Did ya? 594 00:35:04,909 --> 00:35:07,346 What? No. No, it's not like that. 595 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,847 Look, Carla's a nice girl. 596 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:13,553 I make her laugh, and we make each other laugh. 597 00:35:14,353 --> 00:35:16,355 Oh my God, my brother is in love. 598 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,490 No, I'm not. 599 00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:20,091 Sure, you look a bit funny to me. 600 00:35:20,226 --> 00:35:21,661 I'm going now. 601 00:35:23,161 --> 00:35:24,664 Congratulations. 602 00:35:24,797 --> 00:35:25,864 What? 603 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,134 Mr. Ship Inspector. 604 00:35:28,266 --> 00:35:29,701 You did it! 605 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,636 Oh, I did it! 606 00:35:31,771 --> 00:35:33,272 What did I tell you? 607 00:35:33,405 --> 00:35:34,573 Those ship inspectors, they don't mess around. 608 00:35:34,706 --> 00:35:35,740 When they want someone, 609 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:36,708 they get them. 610 00:35:37,742 --> 00:35:39,778 So, does this mean you'll be leaving, too? 611 00:35:39,911 --> 00:35:41,346 No, why should I do that? 612 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,615 Well, you'll have money and Carwash. 613 00:35:43,748 --> 00:35:44,782 Carla. 614 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,253 You and Carla will find a place to live, 615 00:35:47,385 --> 00:35:50,956 and I'll be left here to handle Mum. 616 00:35:51,090 --> 00:35:52,959 Oh my God, I'll have to learn to cook! 617 00:35:53,092 --> 00:35:54,827 Oh, God forbid. 618 00:35:55,594 --> 00:35:57,429 Look, I've been on one date with Carla. 619 00:35:57,563 --> 00:35:59,532 I'm not going anywhere. 620 00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:01,500 And what would you do without me, anyways? 621 00:36:01,634 --> 00:36:03,235 God knows. 622 00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:05,503 And I can keep a look out for Dad at work, so... 623 00:36:05,637 --> 00:36:07,139 You can get me a job, too. 624 00:36:07,273 --> 00:36:08,908 I'll work weekends. 625 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,676 Plus, I'll probably do a better job than you anyway. 626 00:36:10,809 --> 00:36:12,077 Shut up. 627 00:36:22,353 --> 00:36:24,889 This is Daniel, the ship inspector. 628 00:36:25,023 --> 00:36:27,059 I did tell you you were going to be traveling in style. 629 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,696 Daniel, this is Charles Sheridan. 630 00:36:30,829 --> 00:36:31,864 Hi. 631 00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:33,699 Pleased to meet ya. 632 00:36:33,831 --> 00:36:35,867 I've met Rory and Maeve, of course. 633 00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:37,336 Of course. 634 00:36:37,469 --> 00:36:39,471 But for some reason, I never met you. 635 00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:41,773 Your mum was keeping the best till last, obviously. 636 00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:43,042 Obviously. 637 00:36:43,175 --> 00:36:44,943 That's enough now, Maeve. 638 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,679 Nice to meet ya. 639 00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:49,514 - Cool car. - Oh, thanks. 640 00:36:49,648 --> 00:36:52,017 - Call me Chuck. - Yes, Chuck. 641 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:55,753 Like cluck, only with a H instead of an L, Chuck. 642 00:36:55,887 --> 00:36:57,590 That's right, Maeve. 643 00:36:57,722 --> 00:36:58,958 Chuck. 644 00:37:08,568 --> 00:37:11,103 Nah, no thanks, Chuck, it's too early. 645 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:12,503 I'll have it. 646 00:37:12,637 --> 00:37:13,672 Thanks, Chuck. 647 00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,574 Life has taught me two things: 648 00:37:17,108 --> 00:37:19,510 I love chocolate, and your mother is gonna be 649 00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:21,146 the first woman leader of Fianna Fáil. 650 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,482 - Ah! - That's great, Chuck. 651 00:37:23,981 --> 00:37:25,150 Oh, Charles, stop it. 652 00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:26,284 It's Chuck. 653 00:37:26,652 --> 00:37:28,487 And you, young lady, cool it. 654 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,523 Have you thought about a petition? 655 00:37:31,590 --> 00:37:32,858 Hit them hard. 656 00:37:36,094 --> 00:37:38,597 ♪ And makes you feel so brave ♪ 657 00:37:38,731 --> 00:37:40,432 ♪ But is it a bird? Is it a plane? ♪ 658 00:37:40,565 --> 00:37:41,866 ♪ Oh no ♪ 659 00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:43,603 ♪ It's John Wayne ♪ 660 00:37:52,911 --> 00:37:55,313 Oh, Daniel, yoo-hoo. 661 00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:57,884 - What? - Come here. 662 00:37:58,483 --> 00:37:59,417 Fix up that tie. 663 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:00,986 No, Mum, stop, no. 664 00:38:01,152 --> 00:38:02,554 You can't go in there looking like donkey. 665 00:38:02,688 --> 00:38:04,456 Yeah, it's grand. I'm going to be late, Mum. 666 00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:06,992 You look very smart. Doesn't he, Charles? 667 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,128 - Like a shiny kettle. - Ah. 668 00:38:09,594 --> 00:38:12,464 Now go in there and shine like the kettle that you are. 669 00:38:13,865 --> 00:38:15,666 - I think I'm gonna get sick. - Well, swallow it, go on. 670 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,402 You're well able. 671 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,308 We love you. 672 00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:02,949 Hello? 673 00:39:07,885 --> 00:39:09,422 Give me your hand. 674 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:16,362 I'm glad to have you on board. 675 00:39:17,929 --> 00:39:19,597 And I was glad to call your father a colleague. 676 00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,067 Thanks. 677 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,336 Yeah, well, enough of that shite. 678 00:39:25,704 --> 00:39:27,472 Come on, I'll show you the ropes. 679 00:39:31,342 --> 00:39:32,677 You're a big-balled sort of a fella, aren't ya? 680 00:39:32,811 --> 00:39:33,879 Sorry? 681 00:39:34,012 --> 00:39:35,581 Balls, big balls. 682 00:39:35,713 --> 00:39:37,549 You're a big-balled sort of a fella, aren't ya? 683 00:39:38,349 --> 00:39:40,452 I wouldn't say that, but... 684 00:39:40,985 --> 00:39:44,556 Yeah, well, take it from me, Big Balls, come on. 685 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:04,176 Come on, Big Balls! 686 00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:19,925 Thanks, but I don't fancy ya. 687 00:40:21,726 --> 00:40:22,994 Fare, please. 688 00:40:23,427 --> 00:40:24,630 Sorry. 689 00:40:25,164 --> 00:40:27,066 Take your time, now. 690 00:40:32,570 --> 00:40:33,338 Hey. 691 00:40:34,072 --> 00:40:35,072 Thanks. 692 00:40:35,873 --> 00:40:36,741 It's the second date, remember? 693 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:38,911 It is, already? 694 00:40:39,043 --> 00:40:40,078 Yeah. 695 00:40:41,079 --> 00:40:42,815 Yo, what's the story? 696 00:40:42,947 --> 00:40:44,148 Ah, who... 697 00:40:44,282 --> 00:40:45,418 They're my clients. 698 00:40:45,884 --> 00:40:46,818 Clients? 699 00:40:46,952 --> 00:40:48,987 Yeah, I design stage gear. 700 00:40:49,788 --> 00:40:52,090 You didn't think I was just a waitress? I have a proper job. 701 00:40:52,224 --> 00:40:53,625 No, of course. 702 00:40:53,824 --> 00:40:57,228 It's Paul and Geoff from the Dead Graveyards. 703 00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,132 Their album is out next month, have you seen them? 704 00:41:00,264 --> 00:41:02,067 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're good. 705 00:41:02,199 --> 00:41:03,167 They're really, really good. 706 00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:05,737 Look, I'm busy tonight. 707 00:41:05,871 --> 00:41:07,306 You do understand, you're not mad, are you? 708 00:41:07,438 --> 00:41:10,442 No, no. Geez, no, I'm fine. 709 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:12,443 How about tomorrow night? 710 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:14,947 - I'm working. - The night after? 711 00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:16,514 Look, maybe we should just forget this. 712 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,115 No, no, no, no. 713 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,050 Look, look, why should we deprive ourselves? 714 00:41:20,184 --> 00:41:21,586 How about Wednesday? 715 00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,454 You are very persistent, aren't you? 716 00:41:23,588 --> 00:41:25,090 Well, you know what they say, 717 00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:26,791 the best things in life are worth waiting for. 718 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,496 Okay, what do I have to lose? 719 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:34,032 I will see you on Wednesday. 720 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:36,402 Wednesday, great. 721 00:41:46,311 --> 00:41:47,880 - Right, ready? - Mum! 722 00:41:48,012 --> 00:41:51,182 Oh, Daniel, you're just in time. 723 00:41:51,315 --> 00:41:52,717 Just in time for what? 724 00:41:52,851 --> 00:41:54,519 - For justice. - Justice? 725 00:41:54,652 --> 00:41:55,953 She's been like this all day. 726 00:41:56,153 --> 00:41:58,222 Greetings, Dannyboy, join the revolution? 727 00:41:58,356 --> 00:42:00,025 Oh, shut up, Sheridan. 728 00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:01,526 Not a problem. 729 00:42:02,226 --> 00:42:04,163 - Can we talk about this... - No. 730 00:42:04,929 --> 00:42:06,397 Exciting times, what? 731 00:42:06,532 --> 00:42:08,701 Whatever you say, Cluck. 732 00:42:10,034 --> 00:42:13,304 Down with gargoyles! Down with gargoyles! 733 00:42:13,438 --> 00:42:16,108 Down with gargoyles! Down with gargoyles! 734 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,976 Ladies, would you mind signing my petition 735 00:42:18,108 --> 00:42:19,811 to help save my plants from the murderous bitch next door? 736 00:42:19,945 --> 00:42:22,581 - Thank you so much. - What are you so happy about? 737 00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:25,150 I don't know, I just like protests. 738 00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:28,853 Down with gargoyles! Down with gargoyles! 739 00:42:28,987 --> 00:42:30,387 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 740 00:42:30,521 --> 00:42:31,822 She's a bit of a slut as well, 741 00:42:31,956 --> 00:42:33,290 but we must keep it to ourselves. 742 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,793 Right, I'll see you at mass on Sunday. 743 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,028 You look fantastic. 744 00:42:36,161 --> 00:42:38,130 We'll have to chats then. Be safe. 745 00:42:38,262 --> 00:42:40,031 You're a legend, thank you so much. 746 00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:41,432 Save the plants! 747 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:44,135 Carla needs to make more time for you. 748 00:42:44,268 --> 00:42:45,503 If she's more interested in work, 749 00:42:45,637 --> 00:42:47,839 then you should just forget her. 750 00:42:47,972 --> 00:42:49,373 Maybe she's put off by my stutter. 751 00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:51,242 Then she's not up to much. 752 00:42:52,210 --> 00:42:53,846 Well, I know she likes me. 753 00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:57,349 What's up? 754 00:42:57,483 --> 00:42:58,717 Maybe Rory's right. 755 00:43:01,253 --> 00:43:02,955 I think Dad met someone else. 756 00:43:04,155 --> 00:43:05,757 What makes you say that? 757 00:43:05,891 --> 00:43:08,327 Before he left, he was on the phone, whispering. 758 00:43:10,362 --> 00:43:11,730 Well, how do you know it was a girl? 759 00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:14,598 He put the phone down when Mum came in. 760 00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:18,169 Yeah, but I'd put the phone down if Mum was coming in, so... 761 00:43:18,302 --> 00:43:20,538 Yeah, but I was in school, and Jonah hypnotized me, 762 00:43:20,672 --> 00:43:22,240 and then I remembered everything. 763 00:43:22,373 --> 00:43:24,710 All right, Jonah hypnotized you, so it must be true. 764 00:43:25,744 --> 00:43:28,914 That is the last time I tell you anything. 765 00:43:31,715 --> 00:43:33,418 - What? - Wheels! 766 00:43:33,552 --> 00:43:35,320 What wheels? 767 00:43:36,387 --> 00:43:39,824 Carla. Car-Lah. 768 00:43:40,891 --> 00:43:43,795 Carla's not going out with me because I don't have a car. 769 00:43:46,965 --> 00:43:48,100 Where are you going? 770 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:49,968 Maeve? 771 00:43:56,108 --> 00:43:57,576 Delicious. 772 00:44:00,344 --> 00:44:02,380 Delicious. 773 00:44:12,523 --> 00:44:15,594 Whisper the word. 774 00:44:20,065 --> 00:44:21,634 Again. 775 00:44:25,403 --> 00:44:27,239 Softer. 776 00:44:33,945 --> 00:44:36,682 Good. 777 00:44:55,266 --> 00:44:56,936 I hate Wednesdays. 778 00:44:57,802 --> 00:44:59,838 Always too much to do. 779 00:44:59,971 --> 00:45:01,907 Sorry, I have to go off myself. 780 00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:03,342 Wednesday can't make up its mind 781 00:45:03,474 --> 00:45:05,710 whether it's a weekday or a weekend. 782 00:45:05,844 --> 00:45:07,778 - Oh, I don't believe it! - Just hang on. 783 00:45:07,911 --> 00:45:09,580 I'll give you a hand. 784 00:45:09,713 --> 00:45:11,549 You're an angel. 785 00:45:11,682 --> 00:45:14,018 My mum says I'm Speedy Gonzales. 786 00:45:14,152 --> 00:45:15,820 "Darling, you can't do ten things at once, 787 00:45:15,954 --> 00:45:17,990 and expect them all to work." 788 00:45:33,005 --> 00:45:36,375 Hang on, are you selling this? 789 00:45:36,507 --> 00:45:39,510 Why, do you know anyone who'd like to buy it? 790 00:45:43,148 --> 00:45:44,583 Ah, it was a great deal. 791 00:45:44,715 --> 00:45:46,183 I mean, she puts out every now and then, 792 00:45:46,317 --> 00:45:47,719 but you just have to give her a bit of a kick, 793 00:45:47,853 --> 00:45:50,155 - and she's flying. - You have to kick it? 794 00:45:50,621 --> 00:45:53,424 Grand, now all you have to do is learn to drive. 795 00:45:53,557 --> 00:45:55,226 Oh, well, I'm paying Donna for lessons, so... 796 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,394 Donna? 797 00:45:57,829 --> 00:45:58,864 Donna. 798 00:45:59,864 --> 00:46:01,032 Donna kebab. 799 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:02,200 Ah, Jesus. 800 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:04,268 Donna Kebab and Carla Carwash. 801 00:46:04,402 --> 00:46:05,736 You really go for them types of names, 802 00:46:05,871 --> 00:46:07,172 - don't ya? - Would you stop? 803 00:46:07,304 --> 00:46:09,807 Dan, the man with the plan. 804 00:46:10,909 --> 00:46:14,680 Maeve, the... rave? 805 00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:17,950 Maeve the rave. 806 00:46:18,884 --> 00:46:19,918 I like it. 807 00:46:21,119 --> 00:46:24,088 ♪ Soldier boys Need soldier toys ♪ 808 00:46:24,222 --> 00:46:27,793 ♪ And that's the way The money goes ♪ 809 00:46:27,925 --> 00:46:30,594 ♪ Soldier boys Need soldier toys ♪ 810 00:46:30,728 --> 00:46:34,399 ♪ But no one takes the blame ♪ 811 00:46:37,601 --> 00:46:39,103 We have to be constantly on the lookout 812 00:46:39,237 --> 00:46:41,106 for these little bugs. 813 00:46:42,106 --> 00:46:43,842 The Colorado beetle. 814 00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:47,878 Now, we're the frontline. 815 00:46:48,012 --> 00:46:49,781 You remember that, now. 816 00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:53,685 Without us, there'd be chaos. 817 00:46:54,885 --> 00:46:57,056 Do you hear me, Big Balls? 818 00:46:58,889 --> 00:47:00,157 Can I ask you something? 819 00:47:01,092 --> 00:47:02,360 I'll tell you when I hear the question. 820 00:47:02,494 --> 00:47:03,996 Did... 821 00:47:06,396 --> 00:47:10,268 my dad ever mention anything about another woman? 822 00:47:24,514 --> 00:47:25,884 Tarts. 823 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:29,520 Eat and be merry, for we have won the battle. 824 00:47:33,224 --> 00:47:35,026 Your mother has an important announcement. 825 00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:36,061 Is it about Dad? 826 00:47:36,193 --> 00:47:37,628 No, darling, it's not. 827 00:47:37,762 --> 00:47:39,297 It's about the county council elections. 828 00:47:39,431 --> 00:47:41,900 Children, your mother has been chosen 829 00:47:42,032 --> 00:47:44,068 as Fianna Fáil's candidate. 830 00:47:44,202 --> 00:47:45,971 Now, I am going to have to rely on you. 831 00:47:46,103 --> 00:47:48,206 I will need your support. 832 00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,742 Oh, yeah, sure. 833 00:47:51,476 --> 00:47:52,544 Okay. 834 00:47:52,677 --> 00:47:54,046 Rory? 835 00:47:55,545 --> 00:47:57,014 Fine, yeah. 836 00:47:57,148 --> 00:47:59,250 Wonderful, wonderful, you make me so proud. 837 00:47:59,384 --> 00:48:01,853 Now, eat up, and, um, I'll give your assignments. 838 00:48:01,987 --> 00:48:03,954 - Assignments? - Assignments? 839 00:48:04,088 --> 00:48:05,457 Does this mean I get off school? 840 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,428 Of course, this is the family elections. 841 00:48:12,163 --> 00:48:13,664 Vote number one. 842 00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:16,300 Give your number one to Kathleen Buckley 843 00:48:16,434 --> 00:48:20,372 if you're for fairness and the environment. 844 00:48:20,505 --> 00:48:24,208 Don't vote number two, Shamie "The Crack." 845 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:26,344 He can't even spell. 846 00:48:26,476 --> 00:48:30,248 I'm asking people of Lennonstown to bring back The Crack. 847 00:48:30,382 --> 00:48:31,950 For far too long, 848 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,253 Fianna Fáil have brought a stench to this community, 849 00:48:34,385 --> 00:48:36,387 and Shamie "The Crack" McIntyre 850 00:48:36,521 --> 00:48:38,757 will bring the craic back, believe me. 851 00:48:38,889 --> 00:48:39,923 Vote for Shamie. 852 00:48:40,592 --> 00:48:41,492 He's spelling it wrong. 853 00:48:41,626 --> 00:48:43,328 It's C-R-A-I-C. 854 00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:45,663 Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley. 855 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,032 Give your number one vote. 856 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:49,200 Thank you very much, great seeing ya. 857 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:51,269 Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley. 858 00:48:51,402 --> 00:48:54,605 Number one, Fianna Fáil, Kathleen Buckley. Oh, yes. 859 00:49:10,088 --> 00:49:11,089 I'll give these out. 860 00:49:11,222 --> 00:49:12,356 Oh, hi, how are ya? 861 00:49:12,489 --> 00:49:13,490 Vote number one, Kathleen Buckley. 862 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:15,193 Thank you so much, brilliant. 863 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,028 They've been talking about Chuck moving in. 864 00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:21,733 He could become our stepdad... Stepchuck. 865 00:49:21,865 --> 00:49:23,802 Oh, we'll see about that. 866 00:49:27,371 --> 00:49:28,472 You're wicked! 867 00:49:28,606 --> 00:49:30,576 Well, I have my moments. 868 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,815 Now, check this out. 869 00:49:37,949 --> 00:49:42,086 Chuck, I got you this just to say thanks. 870 00:49:42,586 --> 00:49:44,755 Ah, good man, Daniel. 871 00:49:44,889 --> 00:49:46,925 You're welcome. 872 00:49:49,293 --> 00:49:50,994 You are too good. 873 00:49:51,329 --> 00:49:52,897 Do you want some? 874 00:49:53,030 --> 00:49:54,298 No, I think I'm going to actually watch 875 00:49:54,431 --> 00:49:55,465 my figure for the election. 876 00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:57,001 Oh yeah, okay. 877 00:50:01,005 --> 00:50:02,440 Would you vote number one, 878 00:50:02,574 --> 00:50:04,076 Kathleen Buckley, Fianna Fáil? 879 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,177 Thank you so much, have a great day. Thank you. 880 00:50:06,311 --> 00:50:07,946 Oh, are you all right? 881 00:50:08,079 --> 00:50:09,947 Ooh, no. 882 00:50:10,081 --> 00:50:12,017 Charles, what's wrong with you? Are you all right? 883 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:14,720 No. 884 00:50:22,594 --> 00:50:23,628 Ah! 885 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:33,671 Maybe you should get something yellow in the car. 886 00:50:33,804 --> 00:50:34,772 It might help you drive better. 887 00:50:34,905 --> 00:50:36,041 Oh, thanks. 888 00:50:37,108 --> 00:50:38,510 You're doing good. 889 00:50:38,643 --> 00:50:39,610 Oh, thanks, and thanks for the lessons. 890 00:50:39,744 --> 00:50:41,880 They're actually really fun. 891 00:50:42,012 --> 00:50:43,413 My pleasure. 892 00:50:43,547 --> 00:50:45,349 Well, I guess I'll see ya. 893 00:50:46,150 --> 00:50:47,485 - Bye. - Bye. 894 00:50:51,755 --> 00:50:53,057 Hey. 895 00:50:53,190 --> 00:50:56,193 So, who's the hippie chick? 896 00:50:59,831 --> 00:51:01,666 Oh, that's just Donna. 897 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,502 Oh, sorry, Doh-Nah. 898 00:51:03,635 --> 00:51:05,103 Oh, Jesus! 899 00:51:06,403 --> 00:51:08,639 Hey. 900 00:51:13,610 --> 00:51:15,879 And then we went to see Flock of Seagulls. 901 00:51:16,014 --> 00:51:16,914 Have you seen them? 902 00:51:17,047 --> 00:51:18,381 No, not yet. 903 00:51:18,516 --> 00:51:20,218 You should, they're truly immense. 904 00:51:20,351 --> 00:51:21,318 I didn't even know they were playing. 905 00:51:21,452 --> 00:51:23,154 Ah, little puppy dog, 906 00:51:23,286 --> 00:51:24,888 don't fret. 907 00:51:25,023 --> 00:51:27,858 Down, boy, stay! 908 00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:36,601 Second date. 909 00:51:38,402 --> 00:51:40,304 Ah, someone likes me. 910 00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:47,678 What are you waiting for, groover? 911 00:51:50,581 --> 00:51:52,717 Slow down, groover. 912 00:51:55,152 --> 00:51:57,221 Vacuum! 913 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:08,432 Jesus, you're gonna kill us all! 914 00:52:10,768 --> 00:52:15,706 You're meant to ease your foot gently onto the pedal. 915 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,009 "I'm going for a driving lesson," he says. 916 00:52:18,141 --> 00:52:19,877 "Come along, it'll be a laugh." 917 00:52:20,711 --> 00:52:22,813 You're doing really well. 918 00:52:22,947 --> 00:52:24,282 Am I? 919 00:52:24,648 --> 00:52:25,916 How can you tell? 920 00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:28,186 You just need to learn not to rush. 921 00:52:28,318 --> 00:52:32,456 Yeah, he'll make a great driver, for a Sherman tank. 922 00:52:32,590 --> 00:52:35,527 Ah, no, he's doing grand. 923 00:52:41,365 --> 00:52:47,038 Vote for me, Kathleen Buckley, Fianna Fáil. 924 00:52:47,405 --> 00:52:48,907 Vote fair leadership. 925 00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:52,509 Vote fair leadership for a new era. 926 00:52:52,844 --> 00:52:54,144 I will work night and day. 927 00:52:54,278 --> 00:52:56,981 I will work night and day 928 00:52:57,114 --> 00:53:00,717 to make things better for everyone. 929 00:53:00,851 --> 00:53:02,787 Daniel Buckley, what is that on your neck? 930 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,087 Did somebody take a bite outta you? 931 00:53:04,221 --> 00:53:05,789 No! 932 00:53:05,922 --> 00:53:08,359 Were you with that woman last night? What's-her-name? 933 00:53:08,492 --> 00:53:09,826 Carla. 934 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,163 Carla. And did Carla have sex with you? 935 00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:15,732 - Stop! - Will you answer me? 936 00:53:15,867 --> 00:53:17,335 - No, of course not. - Thank God for that. 937 00:53:17,469 --> 00:53:20,070 Actually, I would like to meet this Carla woman. 938 00:53:20,204 --> 00:53:21,907 You can bring her for dinner. 939 00:53:23,675 --> 00:53:24,776 Gargle. 940 00:53:25,443 --> 00:53:27,011 Thanks for giving me an extra lesson, Mr. Wolkenski. 941 00:53:27,144 --> 00:53:28,512 Gargle. 942 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:29,813 Well, it's such a big night, you know. 943 00:53:29,947 --> 00:53:32,084 - I'm just glad that you... - Gargle! 944 00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,422 No, you're too fast. 945 00:53:38,556 --> 00:53:39,958 Let me show you. 946 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:53,704 Your stuttering is not an umbrella. 947 00:53:55,039 --> 00:53:57,307 ♪ Ella, ella, hila, hila ♪ 948 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,309 ♪ Hi, li, li La, la, la, la, la ♪ 949 00:53:59,443 --> 00:54:01,580 ♪ Li, li, li, li Li, li, li, li, li ♪ 950 00:54:01,713 --> 00:54:03,348 ♪ Li, li La, la, la, la, la ♪ 951 00:54:03,481 --> 00:54:05,650 ♪ Li, li, li, li Li, li, li, li, li ♪ 952 00:54:05,782 --> 00:54:08,420 ♪ Li, li La, la, la, la, la ♪ 953 00:54:12,389 --> 00:54:14,358 Oh, you poor thing! 954 00:54:15,425 --> 00:54:16,527 Here you go. 955 00:54:16,661 --> 00:54:18,096 Oh, thanks. 956 00:54:20,998 --> 00:54:23,067 Is he always that eccentric? 957 00:54:23,201 --> 00:54:26,170 He is eccentric, but he gets results. 958 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,305 At least, I think he does. 959 00:54:28,438 --> 00:54:30,474 People just go away after a while, 960 00:54:30,608 --> 00:54:32,911 and I never see them again. 961 00:54:33,043 --> 00:54:34,144 Well, tonight's important, so... 962 00:54:34,277 --> 00:54:36,079 Oh, you're going out? 963 00:54:36,213 --> 00:54:39,518 No, my girlfriend's coming over to my house for dinner. 964 00:54:40,684 --> 00:54:43,020 - Yeah. - That's nice. 965 00:54:43,755 --> 00:54:44,622 What's on the menu? 966 00:54:44,755 --> 00:54:47,459 Chicken à l'orange. 967 00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:50,226 Do you mix a bit of sugar in? 968 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,864 Nope, I always use cloves. 969 00:54:54,532 --> 00:54:57,302 Sugar really brings up the flavor. 970 00:54:57,702 --> 00:54:59,270 Does it? 971 00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:02,205 You just have to be careful not to boil it away. 972 00:55:02,572 --> 00:55:04,074 Slow boil is best. 973 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:06,278 Thanks, Do you know what? I might use that. 974 00:55:07,311 --> 00:55:08,547 I'll let you know how it went. 975 00:55:09,313 --> 00:55:11,516 Do, I'd love to know. 976 00:55:12,182 --> 00:55:16,588 Hope no one spills the gravy, or anything like that. 977 00:55:16,721 --> 00:55:18,989 No, no, I'm sure it'll be fine. 978 00:55:19,123 --> 00:55:20,958 I'm sure they'll get on. 979 00:55:21,092 --> 00:55:22,527 Well, thanks. 980 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:34,371 Would you like a light? 981 00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:35,907 What? 982 00:55:36,039 --> 00:55:38,476 No, I don't smoke. 983 00:55:42,947 --> 00:55:44,849 They seem to be getting on okay, don't they? 984 00:55:44,983 --> 00:55:47,118 Hope they like the sugar in this. 985 00:55:47,251 --> 00:55:50,054 They will. Listen, the disco. 986 00:55:51,155 --> 00:55:53,090 Oh, yeah, that. 987 00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:54,792 When are you going to ask? 988 00:55:54,925 --> 00:55:56,527 Maybe later, Maeve. 989 00:55:56,661 --> 00:55:58,429 But it's on this Friday night. 990 00:55:58,561 --> 00:56:00,197 Look, maybe 14's too young. 991 00:56:00,331 --> 00:56:02,534 I'm 15, and you promised! 992 00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:04,068 Please, just don't bother me about this now. 993 00:56:04,202 --> 00:56:05,537 - This is important! - Yeah, well, so is this. 994 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:19,250 Now, everyone, help yourselves. 995 00:56:19,382 --> 00:56:23,020 Yes, help yourself, and don't worry about anybody else. 996 00:56:23,688 --> 00:56:26,858 Carla designs stage clothes, did I tell yous? 997 00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:29,159 Yes, Daniel, lots of times. 998 00:56:29,293 --> 00:56:32,230 Oh, right, it's just such a cool job. 999 00:56:32,364 --> 00:56:33,865 It must be fun getting in and out 1000 00:56:33,998 --> 00:56:35,331 of lots of stage clothes, is it? 1001 00:56:35,465 --> 00:56:37,268 It's gorge, and I love it. 1002 00:56:37,402 --> 00:56:39,202 Why shouldn't work be fun? 1003 00:56:40,003 --> 00:56:42,940 Maeve, pass the potatoes to our fun-loving guest. 1004 00:56:43,074 --> 00:56:45,909 Carla, you look absolutely lovely this evening. 1005 00:56:46,043 --> 00:56:47,344 Thank you, Rory. 1006 00:56:47,478 --> 00:56:49,913 Would you care for some thigh? 1007 00:56:52,282 --> 00:56:56,353 So, Car-Lah, how long have been called Car-Lah? 1008 00:56:56,487 --> 00:56:57,856 It's Carla. 1009 00:56:57,989 --> 00:56:59,389 My mother wanted to name me after my grandmother. 1010 00:56:59,523 --> 00:57:00,891 You have a grandmother? 1011 00:57:01,025 --> 00:57:02,160 Doesn't everyone? 1012 00:57:02,726 --> 00:57:05,429 And a mother and father, too, I presume? 1013 00:57:05,563 --> 00:57:07,064 Like most people, I do. 1014 00:57:07,197 --> 00:57:09,833 Wonderful, good for you. 1015 00:57:11,568 --> 00:57:13,771 Well, Carla, you're very welcome to our table. 1016 00:57:13,905 --> 00:57:16,173 It's been quite a while since we've had guests 1017 00:57:16,306 --> 00:57:17,274 that's not family. 1018 00:57:17,407 --> 00:57:20,677 Not since Jack went away. 1019 00:57:21,277 --> 00:57:23,213 It's been absolutely yonks. 1020 00:57:23,347 --> 00:57:25,014 As long as you don't count Chuck. 1021 00:57:25,715 --> 00:57:27,984 Yes, it's nice to be here. 1022 00:57:28,119 --> 00:57:29,620 How is Chuck? 1023 00:57:29,753 --> 00:57:31,188 Still really bad, darling. 1024 00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:33,391 He hasn't recovered from that gastric bug 1025 00:57:33,523 --> 00:57:35,125 that struck him down. 1026 00:57:36,094 --> 00:57:37,695 Tragic. 1027 00:57:37,827 --> 00:57:39,896 You'd almost think he'd been poisoned, wouldn't you? 1028 00:57:40,030 --> 00:57:42,266 Tell me, Carla, do you cook? 1029 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,367 Only when I have to. 1030 00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:45,269 Could've guessed. 1031 00:57:45,402 --> 00:57:46,670 Carla, you do know that my Daniel 1032 00:57:46,804 --> 00:57:49,606 is a fantastic catch, don't you? 1033 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,043 Have you tasted his cooking? 1034 00:57:53,143 --> 00:57:54,944 Oh, I'm just about to taste it. 1035 00:57:55,079 --> 00:57:57,449 Carla, do you think that 15 is old enough to go to a disco? 1036 00:57:57,581 --> 00:57:59,182 I went to discos when I was 13. 1037 00:57:59,317 --> 00:58:00,918 Now, that doesn't surprise me. 1038 00:58:01,052 --> 00:58:03,988 No, it wasn't exactly sex and drugs and rock and roll. 1039 00:58:04,121 --> 00:58:07,057 It was fairly innocent. 1040 00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:10,661 Well, there are always those that prey upon the innocent. 1041 00:58:10,795 --> 00:58:12,497 Depends on what you mean by innocent. 1042 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:14,532 Carla, tell me, what are your intentions towards my son? 1043 00:58:14,664 --> 00:58:16,067 Intentions? 1044 00:58:16,199 --> 00:58:17,300 - Carla's into... - He can cook, 1045 00:58:17,434 --> 00:58:19,170 he has a job with prospects. 1046 00:58:19,304 --> 00:58:23,041 He could give some lucky girl a very easy life. 1047 00:58:23,173 --> 00:58:24,942 So, tell me, Car-Lah, 1048 00:58:25,076 --> 00:58:29,146 do you see yourself as that lucky girl? 1049 00:58:29,447 --> 00:58:31,582 I see myself as an independent woman 1050 00:58:31,715 --> 00:58:33,351 who's making her own luck. 1051 00:58:34,085 --> 00:58:35,552 - Do you? - Mm-hmm. 1052 00:58:36,387 --> 00:58:38,355 Well, let me tell you, Carla, 1053 00:58:38,489 --> 00:58:42,360 my boy didn't just cycle down the Liffey on a bicycle. 1054 00:58:42,494 --> 00:58:44,695 He's not gonna be fooled by a pointy face 1055 00:58:44,829 --> 00:58:45,729 and a set of pretty teeth. 1056 00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:47,464 Pretty teeth? 1057 00:58:48,132 --> 00:58:50,034 I am just saying it like it is, Daniel. 1058 00:58:50,166 --> 00:58:52,369 We wouldn't want some people to get the wrong impressions. 1059 00:58:52,503 --> 00:58:54,939 Doesn't matter how innocent they might seem. 1060 00:58:55,072 --> 00:58:57,307 I can assure you, I'm not getting the wrong impression, 1061 00:58:57,442 --> 00:58:58,409 Mrs. Buckley. 1062 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,911 Now, why can't you try Kathleen? 1063 00:59:01,278 --> 00:59:04,782 Or is my first name not good enough for you? 1064 00:59:05,983 --> 00:59:08,052 I'm sorry, Kathleen. 1065 00:59:08,186 --> 00:59:13,423 You say that like you are spitting out a lump of meat, 1066 00:59:13,557 --> 00:59:14,559 a bit of fat. 1067 00:59:14,692 --> 00:59:16,159 Say it properly. 1068 00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:17,827 Kathleen. 1069 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,297 No, you're saying it like you're talking to a slave. 1070 00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:23,900 You must think I'm some sort deserter's wife, do ya? 1071 00:59:24,034 --> 00:59:25,168 Why would you say that? 1072 00:59:25,302 --> 00:59:27,103 Say my name, you bitch! 1073 00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:28,873 - Mum! - I'm sorry my pronunciation 1074 00:59:29,005 --> 00:59:30,607 is not up to scratch. 1075 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:32,677 - Look, Mum, you need... - Stay out of it, you. 1076 00:59:32,809 --> 00:59:37,215 Carla, say my fucking name. 1077 00:59:40,918 --> 00:59:42,552 - Kathleen. - All right, that's it. 1078 00:59:42,686 --> 00:59:44,288 I'm not gonna be insulted at my own table. 1079 00:59:44,422 --> 00:59:46,557 - You're coming unhinged. - No, I am saying... 1080 00:59:46,690 --> 00:59:49,092 You called me a bitch. 1081 00:59:49,226 --> 00:59:50,795 - Carlabitch. - My name is Carla. 1082 00:59:50,927 --> 00:59:51,996 Carlabitch. 1083 00:59:52,128 --> 00:59:54,864 Mum, you're being a tad unfair. 1084 00:59:54,998 --> 00:59:58,302 Really? What, to a hard-nosed English wagon 1085 00:59:58,436 --> 00:59:59,871 what is trying to steal my son? 1086 01:00:00,003 --> 01:00:01,637 I'm not English. 1087 01:00:01,771 --> 01:00:04,375 You're Fine Gael, it's the same thing! 1088 01:00:04,509 --> 01:00:06,210 - I'm not political. - Ha, ha! You see? 1089 01:00:06,342 --> 01:00:08,078 That's what they all say. 1090 01:00:08,211 --> 01:00:10,981 Daniel, throw this hussy out onto the street 1091 01:00:11,114 --> 01:00:12,215 where what you found her. 1092 01:00:12,349 --> 01:00:14,184 - I'm sorry, okay. - It's okay. 1093 01:00:14,318 --> 01:00:15,552 I've had worse in the pub. 1094 01:00:15,686 --> 01:00:16,821 I'd say you have. 1095 01:00:17,954 --> 01:00:19,623 Know what, Daniel? I'm so disappointed in you. 1096 01:00:19,757 --> 01:00:24,796 I really thought that my middle son had more decency 1097 01:00:25,862 --> 01:00:28,732 and common sense and better taste. 1098 01:00:28,865 --> 01:00:34,105 Well, everyone, this had just been, erm, an event. 1099 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:36,341 Pleasure. 1100 01:00:36,907 --> 01:00:38,108 Mum. 1101 01:00:39,043 --> 01:00:41,112 I've got a gig, or something. 1102 01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:43,481 Perhaps I should go, too. 1103 01:00:46,449 --> 01:00:48,418 Mum, this is wrong. 1104 01:00:50,119 --> 01:00:51,188 Is it? 1105 01:00:51,889 --> 01:00:55,858 You should apologize to Carla. 1106 01:00:55,992 --> 01:00:59,063 Yes, or Car-Lah might never come to dinner again. 1107 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,631 Ah, pity about her. 1108 01:01:00,764 --> 01:01:02,232 It's Carla, there's no "lah." 1109 01:01:03,233 --> 01:01:06,903 Car-Lah, la, la, la, la, la, la. 1110 01:01:07,570 --> 01:01:09,706 Maeve, darling, would you hand Mummy 1111 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,209 a bit of chicken, please? 1112 01:01:11,342 --> 01:01:13,677 - Certainly, mother. - Thank you so much. 1113 01:01:14,512 --> 01:01:15,980 Thank you. 1114 01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:17,648 Wait, Carla, wait. 1115 01:01:17,782 --> 01:01:18,849 Look, let's just call it a day. 1116 01:01:18,983 --> 01:01:20,551 No, look, I'm sorry. 1117 01:01:20,684 --> 01:01:21,685 My mum's just a bit... 1118 01:01:22,318 --> 01:01:23,987 I can make it up to you tomorrow, if you want. 1119 01:01:24,121 --> 01:01:25,423 It's fine. 1120 01:01:25,822 --> 01:01:28,125 I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 1121 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:30,327 Whatever, Daniel. 1122 01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:31,495 Okay. 1123 01:01:39,836 --> 01:01:41,704 That girl just wasn't right for you. 1124 01:01:41,838 --> 01:01:43,373 Well, I should be the judge of that. 1125 01:01:43,507 --> 01:01:45,275 There's lots of girls out there. 1126 01:01:45,409 --> 01:01:47,111 I'll help you pick one after the election. 1127 01:01:47,244 --> 01:01:49,547 You'd be better off without her. 1128 01:01:50,146 --> 01:01:52,715 I don't need your help, Mum. 1129 01:01:52,849 --> 01:01:55,351 We all need each other's help. 1130 01:01:55,485 --> 01:01:57,221 Families are supposed to stick together, Daniel. 1131 01:01:59,422 --> 01:02:01,058 That didn't work with Dad, did it? 1132 01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:17,041 Why did he leave? 1133 01:02:19,409 --> 01:02:21,745 That girl has twisted your mind. 1134 01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:35,793 Take your good jacket, 1135 01:02:35,925 --> 01:02:37,461 in case you want to go to a fucking disco. 1136 01:02:41,231 --> 01:02:42,599 When are you off? 1137 01:02:42,733 --> 01:02:44,101 Tomorrow night, after work. 1138 01:02:44,235 --> 01:02:46,104 Let me guess, Carla? 1139 01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:47,337 Mm-hmm. 1140 01:02:48,672 --> 01:02:49,706 Hope she has a big place. 1141 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,007 Shouldn't be a problem. 1142 01:02:51,141 --> 01:02:52,909 Psh, good luck with that. 1143 01:02:57,146 --> 01:02:58,215 I'll still keep an eye out for Dad. 1144 01:02:58,349 --> 01:03:00,485 You're exactly like Dad. 1145 01:03:01,351 --> 01:03:02,719 Good riddance. 1146 01:03:03,286 --> 01:03:06,189 ♪ Love is like a hammer striking The middle of my heart ♪ 1147 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:07,958 ♪ Sparks will fly In all directions ♪ 1148 01:03:08,092 --> 01:03:09,860 ♪ Each one vital spark ♪ 1149 01:03:09,994 --> 01:03:11,662 ♪ He looks for fun In his heaven ♪ 1150 01:03:11,795 --> 01:03:13,530 ♪ But I'm going to create hell ♪ 1151 01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:15,266 ♪ Some might say That you're an angel ♪ 1152 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,202 ♪ In all that sulfuric smell ♪ 1153 01:03:24,909 --> 01:03:26,777 I mean, people died for that fada. 1154 01:03:26,909 --> 01:03:28,277 Look, I'm really sorry. 1155 01:03:28,411 --> 01:03:30,047 Here, you, fill in the fada, will you? 1156 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:31,380 - Very sorry. - What is that smell? 1157 01:03:31,514 --> 01:03:33,049 I don't know. 1158 01:03:33,182 --> 01:03:36,420 Oh, dirty bitch. Fine Gael. I should have known. 1159 01:04:01,211 --> 01:04:02,947 This election has been stolen from me. 1160 01:04:03,079 --> 01:04:05,815 I'm so sorry, there's nothing I can do. 1161 01:04:05,949 --> 01:04:06,951 The people have spoken. 1162 01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:10,953 Well, the only one I hear speaking is you. 1163 01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:12,423 We demand a recount. 1164 01:04:12,556 --> 01:04:14,191 This is blasphemy! 1165 01:04:14,757 --> 01:04:16,793 It's called democracy. 1166 01:04:19,028 --> 01:04:19,963 You bitch. 1167 01:04:21,030 --> 01:04:22,199 Come on. 1168 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,581 Ladies and gentlemen, 1169 01:04:38,715 --> 01:04:40,984 I'm pleased to announce the final results 1170 01:04:41,117 --> 01:04:44,255 for the county council elections for Lennonstown, 1171 01:04:44,387 --> 01:04:45,856 and here they are. 1172 01:04:46,523 --> 01:04:49,926 I deem Shamie "The Crack" McIntyre 1173 01:04:50,059 --> 01:04:52,461 of Fine Gael to be elected. 1174 01:04:54,197 --> 01:04:56,500 - Wreck! - Vex! 1175 01:04:57,434 --> 01:04:58,969 Oh, I love it! 1176 01:04:59,101 --> 01:05:01,004 Ah, thank you so much. 1177 01:05:02,204 --> 01:05:04,141 Thank you so much. 1178 01:05:05,141 --> 01:05:06,742 Brilliant, brilliant! Woo-hoo! 1179 01:05:06,876 --> 01:05:08,913 Get away from me, you dirty, lying, cheating loser. 1180 01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:12,115 She's fucking magnificent! 1181 01:05:12,248 --> 01:05:15,151 - Keep your hands off. - This is not over. 1182 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:18,822 We will fight until justice is served. 1183 01:05:18,956 --> 01:05:22,527 I did not lose this election, it was stolen from me! 1184 01:05:23,527 --> 01:05:24,461 Come here. 1185 01:05:24,594 --> 01:05:25,728 Hug me tight. 1186 01:05:25,862 --> 01:05:27,365 No, no, tighter. 1187 01:05:37,641 --> 01:05:39,309 Groover. 1188 01:05:39,443 --> 01:05:41,611 Hey. Carla, look, I'm really sorry about what happened, 1189 01:05:41,744 --> 01:05:43,047 so I got you these. 1190 01:05:43,179 --> 01:05:45,281 I was just hoping maybe that I could... 1191 01:05:45,715 --> 01:05:47,418 Oh, you made us dinner? 1192 01:05:47,550 --> 01:05:49,085 How did you know I was gonna... 1193 01:06:03,132 --> 01:06:04,268 Ah! 1194 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:05,536 He's what? 1195 01:06:05,668 --> 01:06:07,436 Gone to live with Carla. 1196 01:06:07,971 --> 01:06:09,673 Well, we'll see about that. 1197 01:06:09,806 --> 01:06:11,074 Mum! 1198 01:06:13,244 --> 01:06:14,745 For God's sake, Daniel. 1199 01:06:16,246 --> 01:06:17,882 Stop, right, just stop! 1200 01:06:22,686 --> 01:06:23,855 Stay down! 1201 01:06:35,431 --> 01:06:36,833 Carla, you coming? 1202 01:06:54,384 --> 01:06:56,420 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 1203 01:07:01,190 --> 01:07:03,293 You're a nice guy, but... 1204 01:07:08,532 --> 01:07:10,735 You never really loved me, did you? 1205 01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:16,407 No. 1206 01:07:18,474 --> 01:07:19,743 I knew it. 1207 01:07:23,746 --> 01:07:26,082 At least you stopped stuttering, though. 1208 01:07:33,889 --> 01:07:38,028 ♪ From my window I'm staring While my coffee goes cold ♪ 1209 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:42,633 ♪ Look over there ♪ 1210 01:07:42,766 --> 01:07:44,068 ♪ Where? ♪ ♪ There ♪ 1211 01:07:44,967 --> 01:07:47,938 ♪ There's a lady That I used to know... ♪ 1212 01:07:49,706 --> 01:07:52,175 I can't believe he's doing this to me! 1213 01:07:58,849 --> 01:08:02,853 ♪ Is she really going out With him? ♪ 1214 01:08:02,987 --> 01:08:06,956 ♪ Is she really gonna take Him home tonight? ♪ 1215 01:08:07,090 --> 01:08:10,293 ♪ Is she really going out With him? ♪ 1216 01:08:10,427 --> 01:08:12,262 ♪ If my eyes don't deceive me ♪ 1217 01:08:12,396 --> 01:08:15,967 ♪ There's something Going wrong around here ♪ 1218 01:08:39,088 --> 01:08:40,457 What? 1219 01:08:40,591 --> 01:08:42,059 She got a bit out of hand. 1220 01:09:20,831 --> 01:09:24,068 Oh, well, she didn't want you after all. 1221 01:09:28,238 --> 01:09:29,539 Daniel? 1222 01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:30,673 What? 1223 01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:35,178 That bastard McIntyre stole the election from me. 1224 01:09:35,311 --> 01:09:37,113 But I'm not really worried, I'll win the next one. 1225 01:09:38,082 --> 01:09:39,582 You broke my stuff. 1226 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:43,087 Well, you should've been in your own home, 1227 01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:45,155 instead of off gallivanting. 1228 01:09:45,689 --> 01:09:46,890 Anyway, it doesn't matter, you're home. 1229 01:09:47,024 --> 01:09:49,059 No! It does matter. 1230 01:09:49,192 --> 01:09:50,627 I matter. 1231 01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:53,297 I matter. 1232 01:10:00,703 --> 01:10:02,338 Hello, folks. 1233 01:10:02,471 --> 01:10:04,608 Bridget here from Met Eireann. 1234 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,543 Yes, the heatwave is still going on. 1235 01:10:07,677 --> 01:10:09,778 Kildare is boiling. 1236 01:10:09,912 --> 01:10:13,549 Sure, I think you could fry an egg on the roof out there. 1237 01:10:13,682 --> 01:10:16,153 Water levels are dropping in the canals. 1238 01:10:16,286 --> 01:10:17,688 'Tis worrying. 1239 01:10:17,820 --> 01:10:20,055 If it goes on like this for much longer, 1240 01:10:20,189 --> 01:10:23,059 this place could be like the Sahara. 1241 01:10:23,193 --> 01:10:24,461 We hope not. 1242 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,497 Don't use any water. 1243 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:28,498 Thank you. 1244 01:10:40,210 --> 01:10:42,746 Mrs. Buckley, I have some bad news. 1245 01:11:25,154 --> 01:11:26,021 Nothing. 1246 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:29,593 I'm fine, thank you, I'm all right, I'm all right. 1247 01:11:31,594 --> 01:11:33,197 There you have it. 1248 01:11:34,363 --> 01:11:36,399 What did I tell you? 1249 01:11:43,707 --> 01:11:45,442 Maeve, Maeve! 1250 01:12:12,435 --> 01:12:14,505 I brought you some soup. 1251 01:12:23,012 --> 01:12:24,515 You should probably eat something. 1252 01:12:40,997 --> 01:12:42,633 Don't touch my buttons. 1253 01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:45,168 You can talk? 1254 01:12:45,301 --> 01:12:46,737 Of course I can talk. 1255 01:12:47,503 --> 01:12:49,239 You've been lying there for hours, so... 1256 01:12:49,939 --> 01:12:51,241 Have I? 1257 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,144 I thought you were... 1258 01:12:56,078 --> 01:12:57,447 you know. 1259 01:12:57,581 --> 01:12:59,382 Well, you thought wrong. 1260 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:01,485 Well, I'm glad. 1261 01:13:01,851 --> 01:13:03,720 I'm glad that I was wrong. 1262 01:13:05,287 --> 01:13:07,457 Well, it wouldn't be the first time. 1263 01:13:08,891 --> 01:13:11,094 Well, if you ever need me, you know where I am. 1264 01:13:11,228 --> 01:13:13,297 He's never coming back, is he? 1265 01:13:19,403 --> 01:13:21,304 I don't think so, Maeve. 1266 01:13:21,436 --> 01:13:23,106 Dad's dead. 1267 01:13:26,143 --> 01:13:27,578 Bye-bye, Pop. 1268 01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:30,180 Thanks for everything. 1269 01:13:30,313 --> 01:13:32,181 Have a nice afterlife. 1270 01:13:40,823 --> 01:13:42,225 Daniel? 1271 01:13:44,927 --> 01:13:45,695 Yeah? 1272 01:13:47,229 --> 01:13:48,965 Thanks for the soup. 1273 01:13:58,908 --> 01:14:00,277 Hey. 1274 01:14:01,077 --> 01:14:02,378 Oh, um... 1275 01:14:03,313 --> 01:14:05,349 Mr. Wolkenski's gone. 1276 01:14:06,548 --> 01:14:07,684 What? 1277 01:14:07,984 --> 01:14:09,052 He can't be gone. 1278 01:14:09,185 --> 01:14:11,054 He's run off with Faye McBride. 1279 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,489 - Faye McBride? - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:14:13,823 --> 01:14:14,957 Wow. 1281 01:14:15,824 --> 01:14:19,095 I don't think he'll be coming back to work, ever. 1282 01:14:19,729 --> 01:14:21,365 He left you a letter. 1283 01:14:22,099 --> 01:14:23,734 Where did I put it? 1284 01:14:27,770 --> 01:14:30,672 I'll read. You'll never make out his scribble. 1285 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:34,278 "Daniel, this is Zoltan Wolkenski. 1286 01:14:34,411 --> 01:14:36,512 You owe me 50 pounds." 1287 01:14:38,247 --> 01:14:40,350 Well, look, I was gonna quit anyway, so... 1288 01:14:41,251 --> 01:14:43,020 I'm looking for a new job. 1289 01:14:43,886 --> 01:14:46,389 Oh, well, I mean, you shouldn't have any trouble. 1290 01:14:47,990 --> 01:14:49,460 You're very good. 1291 01:14:50,828 --> 01:14:51,862 Thanks. 1292 01:14:54,063 --> 01:14:57,266 So, how did the dinner with your girlfriend go? 1293 01:14:57,699 --> 01:15:00,804 Oh, she's not my girlfriend anymore. 1294 01:15:01,404 --> 01:15:02,272 That's terrible. 1295 01:15:03,006 --> 01:15:06,143 Nah, but I don't think she was my girlfriend. 1296 01:15:07,042 --> 01:15:10,646 Well, some things are meant to be, 1297 01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:14,318 and some... aren't. 1298 01:15:20,155 --> 01:15:21,391 Listen... 1299 01:15:24,994 --> 01:15:27,965 Do you wanna go for a driving lesson? 1300 01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:41,778 I think I'm getting better. 1301 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:43,713 You're ready for the test. 1302 01:15:43,846 --> 01:15:45,215 Do you think? 1303 01:15:45,347 --> 01:15:49,219 Just keep it simple and keep your eyes open. 1304 01:15:52,988 --> 01:15:54,824 I've been meaning to ask you something. 1305 01:15:56,158 --> 01:15:57,393 Sure. 1306 01:15:57,994 --> 01:15:59,563 It's been on my mind for ages. 1307 01:16:00,262 --> 01:16:01,297 Ask away. 1308 01:16:01,430 --> 01:16:03,565 What is chateaubriand? 1309 01:16:03,699 --> 01:16:05,536 Chateaubriand. 1310 01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:08,204 Well. 1311 01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:11,909 There's only one way to find out. 1312 01:16:27,724 --> 01:16:29,859 ♪ Show me round Your pretty house ♪ 1313 01:16:29,993 --> 01:16:31,495 It's the best thing I've ever tasted. 1314 01:16:33,863 --> 01:16:37,134 Well, I'll show you the recipe sometime. 1315 01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,538 So, what's for dessert? 1316 01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:44,807 ♪ Show me round Your pretty house ♪ 1317 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:49,478 ♪ Brought me to the pantry ♪ 1318 01:16:49,612 --> 01:16:51,914 ♪ 'Twas a map For a man of love ♪ 1319 01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:58,421 ♪ But the home of a man Who can come alive ♪ 1320 01:16:58,554 --> 01:17:00,757 ♪ Fearful start ♪ 1321 01:17:00,890 --> 01:17:03,460 I don't know what's wrong. 1322 01:17:04,027 --> 01:17:05,895 Don't worry about it. 1323 01:17:06,029 --> 01:17:07,498 It'll be fine. 1324 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,234 Are you upset about something? 1325 01:17:12,368 --> 01:17:14,136 Look, I'm gonna go. 1326 01:17:15,706 --> 01:17:17,908 Don't you wanna talk about it? 1327 01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:21,177 You're just gonna leave, just like that? 1328 01:17:21,310 --> 01:17:23,446 - I'll give you a call. - No, you know what? 1329 01:17:23,578 --> 01:17:25,113 No, it's okay, don't bother. 1330 01:17:25,581 --> 01:17:27,784 And don't send me fuckity flowers! 1331 01:17:34,990 --> 01:17:36,592 You're an idiot. 1332 01:17:36,726 --> 01:17:37,760 I know. 1333 01:17:38,828 --> 01:17:39,896 I blew it. 1334 01:17:40,029 --> 01:17:42,032 Well, you better fix it, 1335 01:17:42,164 --> 01:17:43,332 and fast. 1336 01:17:44,667 --> 01:17:45,701 How? 1337 01:17:50,106 --> 01:17:53,277 Here, have my special button. 1338 01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:58,748 Great. 1339 01:18:29,744 --> 01:18:32,748 ♪ When you said We've broken through ♪ 1340 01:18:32,881 --> 01:18:35,551 ♪ I listened to you ♪ 1341 01:18:37,186 --> 01:18:41,224 ♪ But in your heart There was no pardon ♪ 1342 01:19:01,077 --> 01:19:02,779 ♪ Search all the images ♪ 1343 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:06,115 ♪ That fracture my mind When I think of you ♪ 1344 01:19:06,649 --> 01:19:08,384 ♪ Fragmented jigsaw feeling ♪ 1345 01:19:08,518 --> 01:19:11,621 ♪ They all survived From the perfect youth ♪ 1346 01:19:12,121 --> 01:19:14,024 ♪ Emotions overload ♪ 1347 01:19:14,157 --> 01:19:16,859 ♪ My identity dies And I become you ♪ 1348 01:19:17,594 --> 01:19:19,595 ♪ Our coffee, our cigarettes ♪ 1349 01:19:19,729 --> 01:19:22,398 ♪ Our green eyeliner And your pink lipstick ♪ 1350 01:19:23,198 --> 01:19:25,934 ♪ I know it's real, baby ♪ 1351 01:19:26,069 --> 01:19:29,873 ♪ Sweet sorrow I feel When two lives collide ♪ 1352 01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:41,851 ♪ I've never known 61 days ♪ 1353 01:19:41,984 --> 01:19:45,255 ♪ To be so full Of wanted encounters ♪ 1354 01:19:45,387 --> 01:19:47,823 ♪ Secret smiles And silly conversation ♪ 1355 01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:50,993 ♪ Laughing, moving And frustrations ♪ 1356 01:19:51,127 --> 01:19:53,463 ♪ Pub crawls And parties, dinners ♪ 1357 01:19:53,596 --> 01:19:56,498 ♪ Dancing and fast footsteps ♪ 1358 01:19:56,632 --> 01:19:58,333 ♪ Knowing eye pivoting ♪ 1359 01:19:58,466 --> 01:20:01,970 ♪ Enthusiasm for a single bed ♪ 1360 01:20:02,104 --> 01:20:04,806 ♪ I know it's real, baby ♪ 1361 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:08,511 ♪ Sweet sorrow I feel When two lives collide ♪ 1362 01:20:23,926 --> 01:20:26,095 Maeve, I just... I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 1363 01:20:26,229 --> 01:20:28,331 I mean, I showed her all my best dance moves. 1364 01:20:28,465 --> 01:20:30,500 I had all the makeup on. 1365 01:20:33,435 --> 01:20:35,871 - What did she say? - She didn't even say anything. 1366 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:38,442 She just slammed the door in my face. 1367 01:20:40,342 --> 01:20:42,845 Well, you're a girl, like, you should know. 1368 01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:44,313 What do I do? 1369 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:47,449 And don't give me a fecking button this time. 1370 01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:51,520 If you're truly sorry, then prove it. 1371 01:20:52,354 --> 01:20:53,823 Give her something sweet. 1372 01:20:58,427 --> 01:20:59,628 Maeve, you're a genius! 1373 01:21:00,796 --> 01:21:02,199 I know. 1374 01:21:17,846 --> 01:21:19,615 I, uh... 1375 01:21:21,917 --> 01:21:22,918 I made you something. 1376 01:21:30,359 --> 01:21:31,795 About time. 1377 01:21:42,037 --> 01:21:43,239 Come on, you. 1378 01:22:54,543 --> 01:22:56,711 It's where your father lives now. 1379 01:22:56,845 --> 01:22:58,714 I thought you should know. 1380 01:23:12,028 --> 01:23:13,930 ♪ Attraction ♪ 1381 01:23:14,063 --> 01:23:16,832 ♪ To the moon ♪ 1382 01:23:17,399 --> 01:23:19,367 ♪ The moon is puce ♪ 1383 01:23:19,502 --> 01:23:22,439 ♪ The moon is puce... ♪ 1384 01:23:23,405 --> 01:23:24,940 - Hello. - Hello. 1385 01:23:27,943 --> 01:23:29,145 What's this? 1386 01:23:29,278 --> 01:23:30,614 A thimble. 1387 01:23:34,716 --> 01:23:36,286 What are we gonna do? 1388 01:23:37,619 --> 01:23:39,488 I don't know. 1389 01:23:39,622 --> 01:23:43,159 Now that I've seen it, I kinda wish I didn't. 1390 01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:45,528 Hey, Maeve. 1391 01:23:45,661 --> 01:23:47,096 Hey, Jonah. 1392 01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:49,598 Jonah? 1393 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,034 This job has some good points. 1394 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:53,568 Jonah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. 1395 01:23:53,702 --> 01:23:55,472 Stop, stop! 1396 01:24:01,610 --> 01:24:03,345 You look well. 1397 01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:04,780 Thanks. 1398 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:07,182 I like your hair. 1399 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:10,019 Thanks, I was worried about it. 1400 01:24:10,153 --> 01:24:11,788 You were right to worry. 1401 01:24:11,921 --> 01:24:13,789 - Sorry, how much... - Shh, I want to see this. 1402 01:24:15,390 --> 01:24:17,092 I feel sorry for you, kid. 1403 01:24:17,226 --> 01:24:18,461 You're still trying to hold it all together. 1404 01:24:19,528 --> 01:24:20,697 Your hair is crap. 1405 01:24:28,805 --> 01:24:32,042 Bye, enjoy your hairstyles! 1406 01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:38,414 ♪ Tell me how to mind ♪ 1407 01:24:41,716 --> 01:24:45,320 Ease your foot gently on the accelerator. 1408 01:24:45,889 --> 01:24:48,224 - Like this? - Yes, yeah. 1409 01:24:48,358 --> 01:24:49,759 Slow, slower. 1410 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:51,494 Slower. 1411 01:24:57,233 --> 01:24:59,302 Fuckity! 1412 01:25:16,452 --> 01:25:17,987 There you go. 1413 01:25:18,119 --> 01:25:19,555 I look okay? 1414 01:25:20,355 --> 01:25:21,925 You look medium. 1415 01:25:22,890 --> 01:25:24,893 No, you look cool. 1416 01:25:25,027 --> 01:25:26,296 Oi, hold on. 1417 01:25:26,429 --> 01:25:27,764 Bing! 1418 01:25:32,234 --> 01:25:33,868 I'm going in. 1419 01:25:34,002 --> 01:25:35,604 I may be some time. 1420 01:25:44,079 --> 01:25:45,346 What are these? 1421 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:46,849 Have you heard of Sex on the Beach? 1422 01:25:46,983 --> 01:25:49,618 No, I've heard about sex in the carpark. 1423 01:25:49,752 --> 01:25:51,453 Oh, you're a gas. 1424 01:25:51,587 --> 01:25:53,656 Oh, no, no, no, The Crack, The Crack, Shamie "The Crack." 1425 01:25:53,789 --> 01:25:57,393 Look out, he loves the election. 1426 01:25:57,525 --> 01:25:59,962 - Cheers! - Cheers to you, The Crack. 1427 01:26:02,264 --> 01:26:03,798 You're so good. 1428 01:26:04,667 --> 01:26:07,570 Hey, what's up? You said there was a crisis? 1429 01:26:07,703 --> 01:26:09,738 Faye McBride has gone too far this time. 1430 01:26:09,872 --> 01:26:11,407 Kathleen wants you to do something. 1431 01:26:11,539 --> 01:26:13,975 Shamie is for my mother, McIntyre is for the taxman, 1432 01:26:14,109 --> 01:26:15,812 and The Crack is for the ladies. 1433 01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:20,482 Sorry, it's not my problem. 1434 01:26:20,783 --> 01:26:22,685 We're going on holidays. 1435 01:26:37,298 --> 01:26:39,568 Is Daniel okay? 1436 01:26:39,702 --> 01:26:41,337 Yeah, he's grand. 1437 01:26:41,470 --> 01:26:42,505 Good. 1438 01:26:43,605 --> 01:26:44,940 And you? 1439 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,342 I'm always okay. 1440 01:26:49,612 --> 01:26:51,113 What about you? 1441 01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:52,782 Are you okay? 1442 01:26:54,283 --> 01:26:55,318 No. 1443 01:27:05,728 --> 01:27:07,063 But I will be. 1444 01:27:07,197 --> 01:27:08,831 Jesus, what the fuck is this? 1445 01:27:08,963 --> 01:27:11,501 - Oh, not again! - Never been this wet! 1446 01:28:10,426 --> 01:28:12,695 ♪ D'you read my letter? ♪ 1447 01:28:13,162 --> 01:28:17,766 ♪ I wrote a message to you ♪ 1448 01:28:17,899 --> 01:28:19,701 ♪ Just don't bother ♪ 1449 01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:24,105 ♪ 'Cause it can't say What I want it to ♪ 1450 01:28:24,238 --> 01:28:28,544 ♪ You won't let me get Too close to you again ♪ 1451 01:28:30,979 --> 01:28:35,317 ♪ I said, you won't let me get Too close to you again ♪ 1452 01:28:39,021 --> 01:28:41,591 ♪ You tossed your hair back ♪ 1453 01:28:42,591 --> 01:28:45,494 ♪ You fixed me with your smile ♪ 1454 01:28:46,729 --> 01:28:49,298 ♪ You climb my doorstep You're laughing ♪ 1455 01:28:49,431 --> 01:28:50,666 ♪ And you almost snapped The blood ♪ 1456 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:53,534 ♪ Between desire and control ♪ 1457 01:28:53,668 --> 01:28:55,270 ♪ You turning my head ♪ 1458 01:28:55,404 --> 01:28:57,340 ♪ And you strike A chord so deep in me ♪ 1459 01:28:57,472 --> 01:29:01,210 ♪ I know it's gonna vibrate On and on and on forever ♪ 1460 01:29:01,342 --> 01:29:03,712 ♪ So, I tied a note In my pocket ♪ 1461 01:29:03,845 --> 01:29:07,282 ♪ That says I'll walk up Home alone again tonight ♪ 1462 01:29:08,751 --> 01:29:10,853 ♪ D'you read my letter? ♪ 1463 01:29:11,554 --> 01:29:15,557 ♪ I wrote a message to you ♪ 1464 01:29:16,391 --> 01:29:19,094 ♪ Well, just don't bother ♪ 1465 01:29:19,228 --> 01:29:22,632 ♪ 'Cause it can't say What I want it to ♪ 1466 01:29:22,765 --> 01:29:26,202 ♪ 'Cause you won't let me get Too close to you again ♪ 1467 01:29:33,891 --> 01:29:38,891 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 102353