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♪♪
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Whoa!
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Gweeseek!
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Gweeseek, get over --
Come on.
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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Mr. Martin:
Welcome to Polite Pines Retirement Community,
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where everything is pleasant,
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everyone is considerate,
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and niceness is necessity.
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Polite Pines, where resting
in peace is a way of life.
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So,
what do you think?
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I'm sold.
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When can I move in?
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Whoa, slow down.
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We must first make sure that
you're Polite Pines material.
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Our residents are nothing
less than pleasant,
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courteous,
and even-tempered.
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That's me to a T.
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Tiggy: Ahh!
[ Glass breaking ]
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Oh!
Huh?
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Uh...
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It wasn't me, Mrs. G!
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It was a...uh...
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A dinosaur!
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You think you can
lie to me?
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I'll teach you a lesson
you'll never forget!
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Temper, temper.
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A lesson about lying.
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It's bad.
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If you lie,
your nose will grow,
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just like Pinocchio.
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Pinnocha-who now?
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You've never read
the timeless tale of Pinocchio?
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No,
can't say I have.
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Well, then, it would only be
polite of me to give you this.
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Enjoy.
You playful scamp, you.
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Gee, thanks
for the homework.
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Blessed
are the children.
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I couldn't
agree more,
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and your grandson
is adorable.
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Why, thank you.
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Wait, grandson?
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Yes, your grandson.
How precocious.
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Well, actually --
Truth be told,
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I was planning on
throwing your application
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straight
in the trash.
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But after that show
of grandmotherly affection,
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Polite Pines welcomes you
with open arms.
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Hot potatoes!
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In fact, why don't you come see
the facilities firsthand?
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I'm sure our residents
will delight
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in meeting
your grandson.
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Oh, you want me
to bring Tiggy too?
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That won't be a problem,
will it?
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Oh,
of course not!
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Tiggy -- my grandson --
would do anything for me,
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his beloved
grandmother.
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Pinocchio? Blegh.
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Sounds like a snooze-fest to me.
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A pop-up book?
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No way!
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"Pinocchio
is a little dancing puppet
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who wants to be
a real boy.
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When he lies, his nose grows!"
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
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Whoa, weird!
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"Ah ah!
Lying's not nice, Pinocchio."
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A whale?
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This book has everything!
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[ Sniffle! ]
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Pinocchio got his wish.
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[ Crying ]
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He's a real boy.
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Let's read it again!
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And there was this
talking cricket,
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which I was like,
"weird,"
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but then I remembered
Boss is a dog
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and you can't get him
to stop talking.
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Oh!
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Also, Pinocchio wants
to be a real boy.
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Which is weird,
because I always thought
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it would be fun
to be a puppet.
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And then the whale sneezes them
out of its blowhole,
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which makes me wonder,
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are there tiny people
inside of me when I sneeze?
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Because that would explain
a few things. [ Groan! ]
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Tiggy,
listen up.
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Fitting in here is
very important to me,
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so I need you to be
on your best behavior.
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Mrs. G, you don't gotta
worry about nothing.
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Okay, c'mon, I'm coming through.
Outta the way.
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Please excuse me.
Thank you.
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[ Gasp! ]
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♪♪
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Be still, my beating heart.
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[ Crackle! ]
Code red! Code red!
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Ahh!
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False alarm, Reggie.
It's just an expression.
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Mrs. Grendelsons,
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thank you for gracing us
with your presence.
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And I brought my sweet
little Tiggy along, too.
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[ Chuckle! ]
Ooh, I love this page.
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Ah, I see you're still reading
your Gam-Gam's book.
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Gam-Gam?
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You mean Mrs. G?
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Mrs. G?
That's rather formal.
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It stands for
Mrs. Grandma.
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No, it doesn't.
Oh, look, Tiggy.
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Ahh!
Your favorite, butterscotch!
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[ Muffled ]
I hate butterscotch!
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Don't talk with
your mouth full.
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Best listen to
your grandmother.
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Grandmother? Oof!
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Careful, don't want to spoil
your grandson rotten.
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Mister, what the higgity-heck
are you talking about?
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Tiggy!
That language!
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Hasn't your grandma taught you
better manners than that?
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No, she hasn't,
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because she is not my grandm--
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Please,
excuse us.
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Someone needs their mouth
washed out with soap.
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It's good to see punishment
is still alive and well.
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Isn't it, Martha?
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Please, I'm sorry I put
my elbows on the dinner table.
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Why's that yahoo think
you're my grandma?
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Well, because I may have
told him that.
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[ Gasp! ]
Mrs. G!
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That's a lie!
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What are you doing?
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Trying to see
if your nose is growing.
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Stop that!
I am not a Pinocchio!
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Well, I like my nose
just the way it is,
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thank you very much.
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Come on, Seek.
We're done with these lies.
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Ohhh...
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Tiggy, wait.
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It's...
not a lie.
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It's not?
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But that would
mean that --
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Yes.
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I am
your grandmother.
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You are?
Uh-huh.
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Come here...
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grandson.
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[ Laughs ]
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Grandma!
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How come you
never told me?
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It never
really came up.
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Huh,
I guess you're right.
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Well, this is just about
the best day of my life!
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I always wanted
a grandma.
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Ohh.
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♪♪
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Whoa, babe alert,
six o'clock.
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Can't let her catch me
without my wig.
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[ Chuckle! ]
Yeah.
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[ Meow! ]
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Okay, uh, lemme see.
Get this right --
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Hey, there.
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Looking good, Carl.
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Ahh.
Still got it.
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[ Purr! ]
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Mr. Martin, I would like
to present to you,
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my new grandmama.
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New?
He flatters me so.
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Uh,
what's that?
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Ooh, may I tempt you
with some grade-A caviar?
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Caviar?
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How indulgent.
I'm starved!
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Eww!
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This stuff tastes like crud!
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[ Spit! ]
Tiggy!
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What, Grandma?
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Is that the polite
thing to say?
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Oh, sorry.
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This stuff tastes like crud,
please.
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Tiggy, I need you to be polite
and say only nice things.
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But that stuff was gross.
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You don't want me to lie,
do you?
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Well, sometimes being polite
means not telling the truth.
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Sounds like a lie to me.
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Pinocchio says --
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I don't care
what Pinocchio says!
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You want your grandma
to be happy, don't you?
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More than anything in the world.
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Then thank Mr. Martin
for the crud.
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I mean, caviar.
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Thank you, Mr. Martin.
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It was very, uh...
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delicious.
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You're
very welcome.
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Mrs. Grendelsons, I think
you'll fit in here just fine.
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Now, shall we?
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[ Groans! ]
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♪ La-dee-dee,
doo-doo-da ♪
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Gotta fix my hair.
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♪ Zub-a-dub-a-dub ♪
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Ah-ha!
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Does anyone want my fruit cup,
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'cause I've got all the sweets
I need right here.
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Carl, you make
my heart flutter.
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Code red!
Code red!
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[ Zap! ]
Clear!
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Ahh!
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And here we have a cozy corner,
perfect for knitting or crochet.
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Would you like a sweater?
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Yes, please.
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What do you think?
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I love it.
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[ Chuckles
uncertainly ]
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[ Zoop! ]
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Ohh...
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And we have plenty
of recreational activities.
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Ahh!
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What a lovely hat.
Wouldn't you say, Tiggy?
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Yes, Grandma.
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It's, uh...
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the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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[ Zoop! ]
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Ahhhh!
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I'm sorry, Grandma!
I just can't lie anymore.
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I want to be a real boy!
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The food here tastes like
stinky, old fish eggs!
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This sweater has way
too many arms!
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And wee-oo, wee-oo!
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Here comes the fashion police,
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because that is the ugliest hat
I have ever seen!
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[ Gasp! ]
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Tiggy,
you apologize!
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No, he's right.
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This hat is ugly!
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
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I got crochet
and croquet confused.
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I want to do the one
with the mallets.
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I don't understand metaphor!
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I'm bald!
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[ Meow! ]
What the --
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Hey!
[ Meow! Hiss! ]
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I hate caviar!
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I just eat it
to look fancy!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well,
listen to this.
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I tricked that child into
thinking I was his grandmother!
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[ Gasp! ]
Wait, what?
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You mean
you're not my grandmother?
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Nope!
Isn't that a whopper?
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[ Laugh! ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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Poor child.
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That is just the cruelest thing
I've ever heard.
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You're history's
greatest monster!
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Ohhh.
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I suppose this means I'm not
getting into Polite Pines?
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Actually, we've got a place here
that's just perfect for you.
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Tiggy, I am sorry I lied
about being your grandmother.
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Anyone would be lucky
to call you their grandchild.
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Don't sweat it,
Mrs. G.
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After your horrible lies,
everyone felt so bad for me
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that now it's like
I have 15 grandmas.
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We baked you some cookies.
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Well, Tiggy, I want you
to know that
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I may not be
your grandma,
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but I am your friend,
and...
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Tiggy?
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And what
happened next?
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And then Pinocchio
went to this island
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and all the kids were bad,
so they turned into donkeys.
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Oh, I hate
"Pinocchio." And there was this guy
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[ Zoop! ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Meows ]
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