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Hmm.
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Quite specific.
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Come on, Eugene. Just get to the boobs.
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Wait a minute, please! Merci.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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I... I'm sorry.
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My boyfriend referred to my vagina
as a "lady flower."
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Dump him immediately.
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Ah, merci.
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We are at Beaumont-Hamel,
a preserved battlefield of the Somme.
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British troops suffered
over 19,000 fatalities here
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on their first day, making it
one of the bloodiest days
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in British Army history.
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Mr. Hendricks.
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Thank you, Miss Sands. Now, some rules.
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"Rules? But you're the fun one."
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I know, Ruby, I am,
but from now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Okay, so Miss Sands
will now divide you into groups.
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Did you hear about Ruby?
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I know. Can you imagine
getting dumped by Otis Milburn?
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During that time,
I want your full uniforms on.
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The entire time.
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I don't wanna see any loose ties.
We're representing the school today, guys.
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- So that means no drama.
- Otis, these guys.
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- No, miss, he can't be in our group.
- He's a twat.
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It's fine, miss.
It's the least I could do.
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After all, I did break his heart.
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Oh, that would make
a lot more sense, actually.
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Uh, miss, will I get to hold a gun?
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No. You've already asked.
You won't get to hold a bomb either.
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Eric, no.
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- You cannot wear that.
- Why not? It's just my tracksuit.
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You don't want to draw attention
to yourself in Nigeria.
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It's dangerous for you.
It's not like here.
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What do you mean for me, Mum?
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You know what I mean.
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Go and change now.
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Come on! I want everyone packed
in the next half an hour!
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I wish I was in your group.
I don't know those guys.
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You'll be okay.
And it's good to make new friends.
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Now, off you go, you silly sausage.
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I know this is bad, but Steve
is making me feel so arachnophobic.
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Do you mean claustrophobic?
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Arachnophobic means
you're scared of spiders.
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Oh! No, I love spiders.
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I love their hairy legs.
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How many people died here, do you think?
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A lot.
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- What were they fighting over?
- That's a good question.
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How's your new best pal, Hope?
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- She's just checking in.
- She's just using you.
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Well, I'm using her too.
That's how you get ahead in life.
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- Okay. If you're cool with that.
- I am.
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- Lt. Marchetti!
- Oh!
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Your country needs you.
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- Hey, Viv.
- Hey, Cal.
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Come to the student forum
and talk about the uniform thing.
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- You clearly feel strongly about it.
- Oh, thank you, but no thank you.
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Other students would benefit
from the issue being raised.
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Well, then they can raise it.
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Race you to the top. Three, two, one, go!
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Ruby, can we talk?
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Don't look at her. Don't speak to her.
Don't breathe.
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- I'm trying to apologize.
- Stop talking. It's triggering for Ruby.
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♪ Dressed in black ♪
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♪ You're always dressed in black ♪
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♪ And you come to me by night ♪
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♪ Beneath my windowsill ♪
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♪ And you're always dressed in black ♪
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♪ And you say, "Don't make a sound" ♪
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♪ You leave before... ♪
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Jakob,
I'll wait for you in the car.
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Yeah, yeah, coming.
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Hi, I'm Hope Haddon.
I'm here to see Dr. O'Dern.
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Jean Milburn.
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Yes.
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I'm Hope.
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- New head teacher at Moordale.
- Yes. I know who you are.
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You must be exhausted.
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New hit book and a baby on the way.
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Yes, it is a bit full-on at the minute,
but I like to keep busy.
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How are you enjoying
the transition to Moordale?
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A lot of things needed addressing,
as I'm sure you're aware.
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You deal with some of it in your book.
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Oh, you've read it.
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I skimmed.
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It's an interesting take,
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but we have different perspectives
when it comes to teaching children.
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Yes. I've seen your new SRE curriculum.
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It looks a lot like
you're advocating abstinence to me.
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It isn't so much about abstinence
as it is about restraint,
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which I think is an important attribute,
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particularly for teenagers
who should be focusing on their education.
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Unfortunately, restraint doesn't mix
very well with raging hormones.
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I think that's giving teenagers
less credit than they're due.
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Sorry. I gave you the wrong form.
This one's for the older mummies.
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- It was lovely to meet you.
- Yes.
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If you're open
to discussing this further,
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I'd be very interested
in telling you more about my perspective.
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Okay.
I'll see if I can find some time.
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Fantastic.
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A bit awkward, isn't it?
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I'm currently with your ex-girlfriend,
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and, you know,
you stole Rahim's boyfriend.
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That's what I mean by awkward, you know?
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I thought if I said it out loud,
it'd make it less tense, but it didn't.
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I dated Aimee as well.
Should we check out these trenches?
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I, uh, I didn't steal your boyfriend.
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That's exactly what you did.
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- I really liked Aimee, you know?
- Oh yeah?
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She was really nice.
And a total fuck machine.
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- You're a lucky guy.
- That's so inappropriate.
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- Shrooms?
- No, thanks.
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Why did you say no to Viv
about the uniform thing?
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What's the point?
Not like it would change anything.
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- Well, you could try. Maybe Hope might...
- Dude.
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Let's just have fun. Okay?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Mushrooms, anybody?
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- Oh. Ooh!
- Oh.
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What do you reckon?
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- Okay.
- Hey, guys! I found a bunker.
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What would you like me to bring up
at the student forum?
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Well, I think we should have
free pads and tampons at school.
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Mm-hmm. See, that is a great idea.
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Could you take a picture of me
with this guy?
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Yeah, sure.
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Who's Eugene, and what does
he wanna do with your sweet crevice?
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He's my boyfriend,
and, um, we've been sexting.
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Apparently,
his fantasy is medieval maidens.
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- Hm.
- And he calls his dick a sheath.
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Yes, and my vagina a lady flower.
Gives me the ick.
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But you like fantasy stuff.
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I love me some Dungeons and Dragons
when it's a game, not when I'm DTF.
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Maybe you should try and get into it.
You might be surprised.
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Ola didn't know about alien role-play.
Now she fucking loves it.
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Okay. Well, I guess I can try.
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I'll help you.
I'm basically an erotica genius.
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"Men slept 12 to a bunker
in four-hour shifts."
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"Rats bit off chunks
of their flesh while they slept."
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Brutal.
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"Meat was saved for battles."
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"So that meant getting a good meal
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meant you might be killed the next day."
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It says, "During World War I,
250,000 boys under 18 were recruited."
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Same age as us.
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Crazy to think
people used to have to go to war.
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Some still do. We're just lucky.
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What are we supposed to be looking at?
It's basically a fucking junkyard.
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Why couldn't we have gone
to the Eiffel Tower? Better for selfies.
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I think we're supposed to imagine
what it was like here back then.
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- Did you hear something, Olivia?
- Must have been the wind or a war ghost.
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- What are you looking at?
- Yeah. Stop it.
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She hates you.
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Thank you for the support,
but I can deal with this by myself.
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Hm?
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I do feel awful, Ruby.
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I didn't want to hurt you,
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and I feel worse
thinking that you hate me.
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I don't hate you, Otis.
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It'd be so much easier if I did.
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I just can't be around you
at the moment, okay?
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I... I get it. I'm glad you don't hate me.
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- All right. Come on, let's go.
- Come on!
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Is that it?
We've only been here half an hour.
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France is so shit.
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What's a conscientious objector?
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It was when men refused to go to war
because it went against their beliefs.
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Wow.
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I wanna stand up
for what I believe in more.
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Like you in SRE the other day.
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I'd never be brave enough
to do something like that.
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You could definitely do that, Aimee.
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I, um, hooked up with Isaac the other day.
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What? Get in!
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- What was it like?
- It was good.
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Yeah. We just get each other.
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Think I'm gonna give it
a proper go with him.
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You do know Otis and Ruby broke up.
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Yeah, I heard.
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What about it?
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- Oh, I just thought maybe...
- Maybe what?
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Well, I...
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- I thought you guys might...
- I said I wanna give it a go with Isaac.
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What Otis does isn't my business anymore.
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Okay. Cool.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Thanks, mate.
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- Oh, fuck off, Anna.
- What's going on with Anna?
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She paid for this trip without asking.
It's pissed me off.
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She didn't pay for it. I did.
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What do you mean?
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You said you couldn't afford it,
so I asked my mum to pay.
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- I knew you wouldn't take the money.
- Why did you do that?
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It's no big deal. I wanted you to come.
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You don't have to pay me back.
Money doesn't matter to me.
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It does to me.
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We should get on the coach.
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"I want to remove your codpiece
and release your beautiful sheath,
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then let you make love to me
in a glen full of bluebells
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where you will water my hidden peach
with your prince's tongue."
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No, I'm not gonna send that.
It's just not me.
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Thank you though.
You keep thinking about the student forum.
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Some people have no imaginations, I guess.
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Lil, I wouldn't mind if we had sex
without the alien stuff sometimes.
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I've been meaning to say something.
I didn't know how to.
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Why?
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I didn't wanna make you feel weird.
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No. Why don't you wanna do
the alien stuff? I thought you liked it.
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I do sometimes.
Sometimes it's a little bit strange.
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- I'm gonna get on the bus.
- Let's go!
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- Aw, Lil!
- Let's go!
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We're off
to another cemetery, and I am pumped.
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I mean, I'm moderately excited,
and I will be monitoring your behavior.
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Shit, we're running 15 minutes late!
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- Are we?
- Yeah.
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Terry, I will give you 20 euros
if you can get us back on schedule.
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- Done.
- Great.
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Come on, Quentin, for fuck's sake!
What, do you wanna marry France?
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Jesus!
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Terry!
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Seat belt, Colin.
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♪ Tammy Rae Carland and Sleater-Kinney ♪
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♪ Vivienne Dick and Lorraine... ♪
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You wanna get Kyle to swap seats?
He can sit with Steve.
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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They were too young to die, Maeve.
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Some of them were our age.
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Mm-hmm.
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- ♪ Please don't stop ♪
- ♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Don't you stop ♪
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Okay, Hope.
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So, seeing as it's only been six weeks
since your last round of IVF treatment,
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I'm going to advise waiting
a little longer before trying again.
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I'd rather not wait too long.
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Have you thought about other options,
such as adoption?
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I've been asked this before.
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I've thought about it, and I am not ready
to stop trying to have my own child yet.
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Can I ask about how this is affecting
your relationship with your husband?
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- Infertility treatments can cause strain...
- We're fine.
242
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,640
He couldn't make it today because of work.
243
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,040
When can I book another round?
244
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,360
I'm not prepared
to offer you another round yet.
245
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,840
I'll have to talk to another doctor, then.
246
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,600
You can see Dr. Ennis
when he's back from holiday next week,
247
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,920
but I think he'll tell you the same thing.
248
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,360
I want a second opinion.
249
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,080
Jean Milburn.
250
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:47,200
Uh, yes. I'm just waiting for my partner.
251
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,040
Everything looks normal.
252
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,800
You don't wanna know the sex.
Have you changed your mind?
253
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880
No, thanks.
254
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400
I'd rather wait.
255
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,560
Many older mothers
make that choice.
256
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,280
They want to focus on
getting through the pregnancy safely.
257
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,520
Now, you are aware
there's a higher chance of miscarriage,
258
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,280
genetic abnormalities, fetal growth...
259
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,800
Yes. I've been reminded of the risks
many times. Thank you.
260
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,400
I didn't go into this lightly.
261
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,400
Yes. Modern science
is allowing women like yourself
262
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,480
to have babies older and older now.
263
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120
You don't sound as if you approve.
264
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:53,320
Well, it's easy to forget
that being an elderly parent
265
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,960
can have a negative effect
on your children's lives.
266
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,480
Do you have children, Doctor?
267
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,320
- Uh, yeah, two.
- Hm.
268
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,840
And do you think having
a king-sized arsehole for a father
269
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,160
had a negative impact on their lives too?
270
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,160
I want to talk to your superior.
271
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,560
Is it true you don't wank anymore?
272
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,280
What are you talking about?
273
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,080
Everyone says that Eric broke your heart,
so now you can't wank anymore.
274
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,640
Please stop speaking.
275
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,280
If I don't wank every day,
my balls go blue.
276
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,040
I don't need to know that.
277
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560
Excuse me.
278
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,720
You going for a wank?
279
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680
No, I'm not going for a wank.
280
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,040
I don't know why
you're taking it personally.
281
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,600
I'm embarrassed.
282
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,080
I've been dressing up as an alien,
and you've been thinking it's strange.
283
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120
Not strange strange.
284
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,720
Just sometimes, I wanna be
in the real world when I'm having sex,
285
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,880
not a silly fantasy land.
286
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,360
Oh, so now having sex with me is silly?
287
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,280
Cal.
288
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,680
- Jackson.
- What?
289
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,080
Have you ever noticed how
290
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,280
we're on a trip,
291
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080
but we're
292
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,640
on a trip?
293
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,760
- Fuck, that's so deep.
- Yeah.
294
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,880
Cal?
295
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880
- Do you see that?
- Yeah.
296
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,656
Should we go?
We should. Let's go.
297
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,720
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
298
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,560
All right, let's go.
299
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,920
You'll always be head boy, Marchetti.
300
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,800
What the fuck?
301
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
This door leads to another portal.
302
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
A minute.
303
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,680
Wait a minute!
304
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,480
One minute, please.
305
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,400
Oh fuck!
306
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,200
No, no, no, no, no!
307
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,200
Let us in!
308
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,520
- Set us free!
- Wait a fucking minute!
309
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,400
Ah!
310
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
Come on!
311
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680
It's cool.
312
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,120
What are you doing in there?
313
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,520
Hey.
314
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Oh my God!
315
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,560
Sir!
316
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
Terry, get a grip on her!
317
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Is everyone okay? What the hell happened?
318
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,880
Something hit that car.
319
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,800
I think It was a bat!
I hope it's not dead.
320
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,840
A doctor should not be putting
his opinions about my pregnancy on me.
321
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,280
- It's completely inappropriate.
- Oy vey.
322
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,880
It's patriarchy in action, in fact.
323
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,120
Dissecting a woman's choices
in the cruelest manner.
324
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,560
- And in a hospital!
- Hey, what's happening?
325
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,920
I just had the most horrible experience
with a doctor,
326
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,400
and I am making a formal complaint.
327
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,280
Sorry. We are upset.
328
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,880
No, we are not upset.
329
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,800
I am upset.
330
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720
And my anger is appropriate.
331
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,081
- Can you help us? Thank you.
- Let me call my supervisor.
332
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,320
Oh! Ha! That is fantastic.
Yes, ignore the pregnant woman,
333
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160
and listen to the straight white man,
for fuck's sakes.
334
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,240
Jean, calm down.
335
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,680
Don't you tell me
to calm down, Jakob. Where were you?
336
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,040
I told you,
I was trying to get us some tea.
337
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,080
Well, fuck the fucking tea.
338
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320
I needed you in the room.
339
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,640
How can I help you?
340
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, that's fantastic. Another one.
341
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,200
I don't think that was a bat.
342
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,960
- It's a poo!
- It's human poo.
343
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,600
I think I'm gonna vomit.
344
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,720
One of your students
threw poo at my car!
345
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Yes. Okay.
346
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,656
Anyone know what he's saying?
Who speaks French properly?
347
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320
Rahim, please.
348
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Um, he says, "At least no one was hurt."
349
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,640
Yes.
350
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,240
I saw an arm throw it out of the window.
351
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,440
And he says that
we should carry on driving now.
352
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,120
It was him.
It was him! He has no sock!
353
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,520
It was him who threw the poo at my car!
354
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,560
He thinks he knows me.
I don't know you, sir. I'm sorry.
355
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,480
No, you wouldn't know us.
We're from Moordale, England.
356
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,360
I think someone threw it from our coach.
357
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,520
The toilet's blocked,
and the window's open.
358
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560
Oh my God!
359
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,600
Did someone throw this poo
from that coach?
360
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,840
- What if it was me?
- Huh?
361
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,000
- It's not you, Jackson.
- I poo all the time.
362
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,320
- Someone own up, please.
- I'm just a tube.
363
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,160
Did they put it in a sock?
364
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,320
Don't touch it.
365
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,320
It could be evidence.
Jesus Christ. Oh my God!
366
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,040
Oh good. Hope's calling me. Hope.
367
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,360
Ignore it, Colin.
368
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,560
Jesus Christ.
Do you guys think this is funny?
369
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,240
Do you?
370
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Do you have any idea the kind of pressure
Miss Sands and I are under?
371
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,080
Someone is gonna take responsibility
for this flying feces!
372
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,360
Anyone? No?
373
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,400
Okay. I didn't wanna have to do this,
but, boys, trousers up.
374
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,600
We're checking socks, mate. Trousers up!
375
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,360
Steve. Other one.
376
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,720
Great.
377
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,440
- Milburn.
- Really?
378
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,520
Yes!
379
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,040
Socks. Good.
380
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,800
Excellent.
Thank you. Not yours, mate.
381
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,840
Jackson. Good. Excellent.
382
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Come on.
383
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,440
- Good.
- It was my poo, sir.
384
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,320
- I panicked and...
- It's my poo.
385
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,800
- I blocked the toilet. I was embarrassed...
- I also poo sometimes.
386
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,600
Oh God, don't we all?
What is this, Spartacus?
387
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,640
Maybe it was my poo.
Maybe it's Miss Sands' poo.
388
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,216
- What?
- She's more than capable.
389
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,840
We don't have time for that now.
390
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,360
Adam, clean this up.
I don't care how. Okay?
391
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,160
Thank you, Adam Groff,
392
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,800
for owning up to doing this huge poo
393
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,240
and undermining my authority.
394
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,680
Thank you. Cheers, buddy.
395
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680
Cheers, mate. No. No.
396
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,200
- No. Fuck him. Fuck him.
- Okay, let's all relax. Yeah?
397
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,120
If anyone needs to use the toilets,
they're over here.
398
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,640
Be back here in 15 minutes.
399
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,720
Thank you.
400
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,000
Everyone thinks
I'm an idiot anyway. I wanna go home.
401
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,280
I thought you hated me.
402
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,360
No.
403
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,040
I don't hate you.
404
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,000
But I'm not touching your poo, mate. So...
405
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,680
Oh, what manner of beast!
406
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,640
- When I decided to be a teacher...
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,240
...I dreamt of helping students
fulfill their potential
408
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,720
by gently drawing out
their inner creative gifts.
409
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,840
Instead, I'm plunging their shit.
410
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120
You are majestic.
411
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,880
Maeve.
412
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,720
Can we talk?
413
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,080
Not right now, Aimee.
414
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
Why are you acting like this?
I wanted to pay.
415
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,080
You don't get it.
416
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,480
What is it that I don't get?
417
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,240
We live in completely different worlds.
418
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,800
I'm not rich like you.
419
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,600
I can't decide to be a baker
just 'cause I like toast.
420
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840
That's a fucking mean thing to say.
421
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Yeah, well, sorry, but it's true.
422
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,480
I wanted to do something nice. That's all.
423
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,120
You never accept help from anyone, ever,
'cause you're too proud.
424
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,600
I wanted to do a nice thing.
425
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,920
- I don't need nice things.
- Because you're above it all and strong?
426
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,720
You act like you don't give a shit
about anyone. It's to keep people out.
427
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
You've done it to Otis,
and you're doing it to me!
428
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,840
- I don't keep everyone out.
- You do.
429
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,760
No, I don't.
430
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,000
You're probably gonna do the same to Isaac
and end up hurting everyone.
431
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,760
You're one to talk.
Look how you treat Steve.
432
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400
You act like he's got the plague
every time he's around you.
433
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480
He's so confused
434
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,800
because you're too much
of a people pleaser to break up with him!
435
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,720
You talked about being brave.
436
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,720
That would be brave.
437
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,840
I'll pay you back somehow.
438
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,360
I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
439
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,080
Have you replied to Eugene?
440
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560
No. It's... it's too awkward.
I think I'm just gonna break up with him.
441
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,480
My mum always used to say,
442
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,600
"If you love someone,
it's better to bend a bit than break."
443
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,720
That's if you really like them, obviously.
444
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,280
It must be hard not having her around.
She sounds really smart.
445
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Yeah, she was.
446
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,040
It's a little bit confusing at the moment
because my dad's having a new baby,
447
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,680
and Lilly doesn't really seem
to understand why it's difficult.
448
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,280
My aunt died last year,
and I thought the sadness would pass,
449
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,480
but it never really goes away,
only gets smaller.
450
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,000
Maybe Lily's never experienced that.
451
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,880
Why don't you try telling Eugene
what you'd like him to sext you instead?
452
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,480
Let's go! What's that?
453
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
- Really?
- It might work.
454
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,680
CLOSED
455
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,360
Right. Good. Okay!
456
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,080
Now that we're all a little bit calmer,
457
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,200
should we have a sing-along? Yeah?
458
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,280
Let's do it.
459
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600
You all right?
460
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880
Aimee and I
just had our first fight.
461
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,360
This trip is the worst.
462
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,360
Can't get much worse than a rogue poo.
463
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Where's the coach?
464
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,440
- Have you got your phone?
- No. I left all my stuff on the coach.
465
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,520
Me too.
466
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,000
Okay. It just got a lot worse.
467
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,640
Jean, haven't seen you for a while.
468
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,920
Why'd you stop calling me?
Holy fucking shit! Wow!
469
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,480
That's... You're...
470
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,440
I didn't think you could...
that, like, older women could...
471
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,720
- Just say congratulations, Dan.
- Congratulations! Congratulations.
472
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,400
Shit. It's not mine, is it?
473
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,120
No, it's mine, actually.
474
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,800
Oh, that's great, dude.
That's great. Well done.
475
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880
Phew!
476
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,200
We need to go, actually. Goodbye.
477
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,840
Right, yeah.
No, I've gotta go see the doctor myself.
478
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,360
I've got a weird chafing thing
going on with my ball sack.
479
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,840
I think it's my motorbike,
but it's really...
480
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,160
You didn't need to know that. Okay.
481
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,000
Congratulations!
482
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,280
You used to sleep with this man?
483
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,080
He's so much younger than you.
484
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,240
I used to sleep with a lot of men.
And some of them were younger than me.
485
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,400
This makes me think.
486
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,720
What does it make you think?
487
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Is the baby even mine?
488
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,480
- What?
- He seemed to think it was his.
489
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,960
- Don't be ridiculous. He...
- Well, he did.
490
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,240
I found this at home.
491
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,400
What?
492
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,520
That could be anyone's.
493
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,000
It's probably Remy's from years ago.
494
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,840
Why didn't you talk to me about it?
495
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,960
Because you're pregnant,
and I didn't wanna cause any stress.
496
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,720
But then I see this motorcycle man,
497
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,840
and you seem
to have contacted him quite recently.
498
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,640
And then I remember
you've been kissing your ex-husband and...
499
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,480
- Jakob!
- It just makes me think, okay?
500
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,080
Look, I have had
a lot of casual sex in my life.
501
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,880
I can't change that.
In fact, I wouldn't want to.
502
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,680
But if you don't trust me,
then this just isn't going to work.
503
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,000
I don't trust you.
504
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,160
I can't believe this is happening.
505
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,760
How about a paternity test?
506
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Yeah. Yeah.
507
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Okay.
508
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,040
If that's what you want.
509
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280
And what do we do in the meantime?
510
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Are we still even together?
511
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,200
I don't know.
512
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,320
Okay, party people.
513
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,760
This is for real.
514
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,560
Who remembers this? Anyone? Here we go.
515
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Ready? Whoa.
516
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,480
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up... ♪
517
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,320
Come on!
518
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,080
♪ And the jam is pumping
Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'... ♪
519
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,200
No?
520
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,920
♪ Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the dance floor ♪
521
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,440
♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you do that ♪
522
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,600
♪ I want a place to stay ♪
523
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,440
♪ Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day... ♪
524
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
I'm sorry I made you feel embarrassed.
525
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,280
I don't think the alien stuff is silly,
but it's not real.
526
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,280
I'd like to be a bit more grounded
and in the moment with you.
527
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,760
Aliens are definitely real.
528
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,840
There are potentially endless galaxies
and planets and universes out there,
529
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,400
and you actually think
we're the only life that exists?
530
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,200
I think it's better to focus
on the life that we have on Earth.
531
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,600
I can't believe
you don't think aliens are real.
532
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,200
I can't believe you do.
533
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,920
♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find if you do that ♪
534
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,840
It's getting dark.
535
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,120
It's gonna be cold once it's dark.
536
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,760
I only got a B in French,
so if we find someone to help,
537
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,080
how do we know they're actually
a kind stranger and not some psychopath?
538
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,560
What are we gonna eat?
539
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,240
I'm hungry all the time!
540
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,720
I'm panicking. Are you panicking?
541
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,960
No. We're not gonna starve to death.
542
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,320
I don't think you're taking this
seriously enough. We could die.
543
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,480
We're not gonna die.
544
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,440
Someone will drive past.
We can use their phone.
545
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,320
It's gonna be fine.
546
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,360
We should hitchhike
or just walk to a nearby town.
547
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,040
I think we should stay here.
548
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,720
Okay, this is bad.
549
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,080
This is very bad.
550
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,280
Okay.
How... how do you say "help" in French?
551
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,600
How do I say "help"?
552
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,200
Help!
553
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,960
I am help!
554
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,040
Why are you laughing?
555
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,800
- Sorry. You're funny when you're stressed.
- Well, you're not helping.
556
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,720
I am help!
557
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,680
Something you wanna say?
558
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,680
I think poetry's dumb.
559
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,320
Why?
560
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,400
It's just long words
that don't make any sense.
561
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,240
Maybe you're not listening.
562
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
I have written a poem about you.
563
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,200
"I shed blood over what?"
564
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,560
- You fell over... Right.
- "A rectangle man so unremarkable."
565
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,680
"A boring horse."
566
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,600
"Its blah-blah eyes never open,
never closed."
567
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,520
"His head shape so average."
568
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,080
That's actually quite good.
569
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,880
I think I was wrong though.
570
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
You're not as unremarkable as I thought.
571
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,520
Hm. Mm-hmm.
572
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,680
Even if you don't do the forum,
573
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,600
maybe you should still talk to Hope
about the changing room thing.
574
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,480
I don't like Hope,
575
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,280
but it's important to you,
so I think we should make her listen.
576
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,840
What do you think?
577
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,000
Okay, well, I think...
578
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,640
we can make things better.
579
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,320
I didn't think I cared about things,
580
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,240
but I do.
581
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,200
Hm.
582
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,280
You made me realize that I do.
583
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,200
♪ Just hear the rain come down... ♪
584
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280
Okay.
585
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,440
- We'll make her listen.
- Yes!
586
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,960
♪ I wish that you were near me ♪
587
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,680
♪ There's no one else around... ♪
588
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,160
You are beautiful.
589
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,560
♪ I wish that you could hear me ♪
590
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,160
♪ I'm gonna take this train ♪
591
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,240
♪ Drive it right off the tracks ♪
592
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,040
♪ I think I'm ready, darling ♪
593
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,040
♪ I know I'm switchin' fast... ♪
594
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,160
Um, I'm sorry, Jackson. I don't...
595
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,280
I don't think I can do this.
596
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,600
- Okay. No, that's cool.
- Sorry.
597
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,120
♪ I wanna, I wanna ♪
598
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,280
♪ I wanna, I wanna... ♪
599
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,720
Can you pass this to Maeve?
600
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,680
Babe,
601
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,120
are you not attracted to me anymore?
602
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400
I won't be upset.
603
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,880
Of course I'll be upset. I just need
to know if you wanna be with me.
604
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,200
Course I wanna be with you.
605
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200
Maeve's not here.
606
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880
Maeve? Maeve?
607
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,920
Where's Maeve?
608
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,080
She's definitely not here.
609
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Maeve Wiley's not on the coach.
610
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,720
That can't be right.
I did a head count. Maeve?
611
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,400
- Maeve? Maeve?
- Maeve! Maeve!
612
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Who is Maeve?
613
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,280
Who are you?
614
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,520
I'm Albert.
615
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,360
- Oh...
- Colin Ray Hendricks.
616
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,920
Terry, turn the coach around! Maeve?
617
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Why did you and Ruby break up?
618
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,480
Um,
619
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,880
I didn't like her as much as she liked me.
620
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,280
It's true. I know.
621
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,600
What about you?
How's it going with that Isaac guy?
622
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,800
"That Isaac guy."
623
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,880
Yeah, things are good.
624
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920
I like him.
625
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280
Hm.
626
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,520
I know you left me a voice mail.
627
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Can we not, uh, talk about that?
628
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,920
It's embarrassing enough
you've ignored me for months.
629
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,160
Or pretend it didn't happen.
630
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,440
I never got it.
631
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,320
Isaac deleted it.
632
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,320
What do you mean, "deleted"?
633
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,400
He was trying to protect me, apparently.
634
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,600
He fucked up. It's a whole thing.
635
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,360
So you... you never heard it?
636
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,400
Nope.
637
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,560
How long have you known?
638
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,600
I don't know. Couple weeks.
639
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,120
And you didn't say anything?
640
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,480
No.
641
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,360
You acted like a complete dick
to me last term.
642
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,840
You don't get let off the hook
'cause you call up once and say I'm sorry.
643
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,680
That's exactly how apologies work, Maeve.
644
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,520
He shouldn't have deleted it.
645
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480
No, he shouldn't have.
646
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,280
But he did, and here we are.
647
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,320
What did it say?
648
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,720
The voice mail?
649
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Doesn't matter.
650
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,360
It was ages ago.
651
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,760
Matters to me.
652
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,360
It was something like,
653
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
"Hi, Maeve."
654
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,280
"I'm watching you on TV right now."
655
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,800
"And I wanted to let you know
how proud I am of you."
656
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,920
"And about how you saying you had feelings
for me was all I ever wanted to hear."
657
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040
"'Cause it's always been you."
658
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120
"I love you."
659
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,520
♪ I'd like to touch you... ♪
660
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,720
Anyway, it was stupid.
661
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,200
♪ But I've forgotten how... ♪
662
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160
Did you mean it?
663
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,480
♪ And said I didn't need you ♪
664
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,120
♪ But look at me now ♪
665
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,400
♪ Sometime in the summer... ♪
666
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,800
Did you mean it?
667
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,000
Of course I meant it.
668
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,480
♪ The breeze will kill me ♪
669
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,440
♪ The breeze will kill me ♪
670
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,560
I can't... I can't do this.
671
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,640
Okay.
672
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,280
I understand.
673
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,000
I don't... I don't wanna lose you again.
674
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,960
I'm confused. This is confusing me.
675
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,080
♪ Sometime in the summer ♪
676
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:26,480
♪ When we're lying in the grass ♪
677
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,640
♪ And the breeze ♪
678
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,360
♪ And the breeze... ♪
679
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,640
Ruby, don't look.
680
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Ah!
681
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,400
Milburn. You're here too.
We had no idea you were missing.
682
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,200
So sorry.
683
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,960
Come on, guys, on the coach. On the coach!
684
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,440
Oh my...
685
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,240
Woo-hoo!
686
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,520
We're the worst teachers.
687
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,240
- But we are good in a crisis.
- Yeah.
688
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,520
And we make the most incredible team.
689
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,840
Don't you think?
690
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,200
What are you doing?
691
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Emily Swati Sands...
692
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,600
will you marry me?
693
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,920
Of course not.
We've been dating less than a year.
694
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,280
But...
695
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,760
I have been thinking
that maybe we could move in together.
696
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Really?
697
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,760
Yeah.
698
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,800
But where will Michael live?
699
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920
He's a grown man. He'll be fine.
700
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,640
Yes! Yes! Yes!
701
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Save your applause.
702
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
We are not getting married,
but we are moving in together!
703
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,160
Yes!
704
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240
Can we please go home?
705
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,600
Uh, miss, I'm ready for my presentation.
706
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,240
Oh, we're not doing that
till we get back to school, Kyle.
707
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,200
All right, listen up, everyone.
I've had an epiphany on this trip.
708
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,040
We're all gonna die.
709
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,600
- Kyle, sit down.
- Life is so short.
710
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,120
We might not be dead yet,
like those poor, young soldiers,
711
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,400
but one day we will be.
712
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,160
So, my point is...
713
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,040
Where'd he get that?
That's a soldier's hat. Stolen property!
714
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Oh.
715
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,560
I've forgotten what my point is,
but how cool is my hat?
716
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,880
It's not cool, Kyle.
717
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,080
Oh yeah. Um...
718
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,600
My... my point is that we should try
and live in the moment
719
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,800
because we don't have long.
720
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,320
So,
721
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,520
if you love someone,
you should tell 'em that you love 'em.
722
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,760
Tell 'em now.
723
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,840
Because it might be too late.
724
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,600
Life is
725
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,880
fragile.
726
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,800
So, in the spirit of spreading the love,
727
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,560
I got a little gift for everyone.
728
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,560
These are called magic mushrooms.
729
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,480
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- So...
730
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,720
Kyle, sit down!
731
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,920
Sit down, Kyle.
732
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,080
You have to spoil it.
You were doing so well, Kyle.
733
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,280
Let's just forget that happened,
all right?
734
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,400
I know this trip
has been hard for some of you.
735
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,200
But we're only half an hour away
from the White Cliffs of Dover.
736
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,160
So, let's fix up,
737
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,880
tidy up our uniforms,
738
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,240
and get our general shit together.
739
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Yeah?
740
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
Cheers.
741
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,000
Lights, please, Terry.
742
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:55,920
♪ When I live my dream
I'll take you with me ♪
743
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,680
♪ Riding on a golden horse ♪
744
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:06,840
♪ We'll live within my castle
With people there to serve you ♪
745
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,880
♪ Happy at the sound of your voice... ♪
746
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,960
Fucking love you.
747
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,960
Baba ghanoush.
748
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,040
♪ Till the day my dream
Cascades around me ♪
749
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,360
♪ I'm content to let you pass me by ♪
750
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,880
♪ Till that day ♪
751
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,360
♪ You'll run to many other men ♪
752
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,240
♪ But let them know it's just for now ♪
753
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:39,840
♪ Tell them I'm a dreaming kind of guy ♪
754
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:45,160
♪ And I'm gonna make my dream ♪
755
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:51,720
♪ Tell them I will live my dream ♪
756
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,240
♪ When I live my dream... ♪
757
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,840
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
758
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,520
- Hey, do you want a lift?
- Uh, no, thanks.
759
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,640
Please don't tell.
760
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,880
Maeve? Maeve.
761
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Yeah?
762
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,160
We should talk about what happened.
763
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,400
Is it okay if we don't tonight?
764
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,920
I need to sort my head out.
765
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,600
That's okay.
766
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,320
Hm.
767
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,160
Cal.
768
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,320
Are we okay?
769
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,920
Yeah, yeah. We're totally fine.
I'll see you on Monday.
770
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,920
How'd it go?
771
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,280
It was... 100% peachy. Yeah.
772
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,040
Oh, Grandma! Grandma!
773
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,040
Come on.
774
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,760
Eric! Eric!
775
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,600
- Hey, Auntie! Auntie!
- Eric!
776
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
777
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:49,320
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
778
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,560
♪ To my dull life ♪
779
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,040
♪ My dull life ♪
780
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
781
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:06,200
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
782
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,480
♪ To my dull life ♪
783
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,800
♪ My dull life ♪
784
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
785
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:23,160
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
786
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,480
♪ To my dull life ♪
787
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,000
♪ My dull life ♪
788
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
789
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,800
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
790
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,520
♪ To my dull life ♪
791
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,000
♪ My dull life ♪
792
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
793
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,040
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
794
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,800
♪ To my dull life ♪
795
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,040
♪ My dull life ♪
796
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪
797
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,320
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪
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