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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET
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THIS FROM?
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>> I HAD MALIK'S PUBLICIST MAKE
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A FEW CALLS.
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TURNED OUT THAT LITTLE
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SURI CRUISE, SHE GOT AN EXTRA
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ONE FOR CHRISTMAS, AND SHE WAS
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WILLING TO GIVE IT UP FOR A
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SMALL FEE.
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THAT LITTLE DIVA CAN HAGGLE!
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>> YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME
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WHEN WE USED TO GET ON TOP OF
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MISS TAYLOR'S CAR AND LOOK FOR
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SHOOTING STARS BACK IN THE DAY.
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>> AND THEN THEY STARTED
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SHOOTING BULLETS, AND WE
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PRETENDED LIKE WE WAS DEAD TILL
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THEY DROVE OFF.
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REMEMBER THAT?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> BOTH: WOW.
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>> MAN, WE'VE COME A LONG WAY
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FROM BEING LITTLE HOOD RATS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> I MISS IT SOMETIMES.
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>> HMM.
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ME, TOO.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> OCCUPADO!
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>> TASHA, OPEN UP!
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IT'S ME, MELANIE!
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>> OH! Shh.
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[ Whispering ] LET'S PRETEND
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THAT WE AIN'T HERE.
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>> GIRL, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
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I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC.
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>> GOD, THIS BETTER BE AN
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EMERGENCY, OR I SWEAR THAT
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LITTLE GIRL, SHE GONNA BE RIGHT
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BACK ON MY LIST, RIGHT BEHIND
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BACK ON MY LIST, RIGHT BEHIND
THAT SURI CRUISE.
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THAT SURI CRUISE.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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>> OKAY, OKAY.
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GIRL, YOU LOOK ABOUT 12 KINDS OF
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CRAZY.
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>> DERWIN SAID YES!
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YOU CAN HAVE OUR BABY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Shh!
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>> GOD, I'M SO SORRY!
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I COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL MORNING.
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I WAS SO EXCITED I COULD BURST!
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>> OKAY, OKAY!
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Shh!
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>> OKAY, I TRY TO BE THE ONLY
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SISTER UP IN THIS FIVE-STAR
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HOTEL ACTING A FOOL, NOW.
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>> WELL, SPEAKING OF ACTING A
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FOOL.
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>> OH, GIRL, GOOD IDEA.
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'CAUSE I CAN USE A DRINK RIGHT
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ABOUT NOW.
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>> NOPE.
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NO MORE ALCOHOL FOR YOU, MISSY.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> YOU ARE GOING FROM
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WILD TURKEY TO COLD TURKEY
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ASAP.
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OOH! WHICH REMINDS ME.
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>> MY WEED CARD?
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GIRL, I WILL KILL YOU.
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>> OH, BETTER ME THAN THE BABY.
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LOOK, TOMORROW I'M GONNA BRING
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OVER SOME PRENATAL VITAMINS FOR
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YOU.
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YOU KNOW, FOLIC ACID, IRON,
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FISH OILS.
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OH! AND IN THE MEANTIME, HERE,
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TAKE THESE.
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IT'S DERWIN'S CREATINE AND
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D.J.'s FLINTSTONE VITAMINS.
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IT'S ALL I COULD FIND IN THE
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HOUSE.
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OH, AND, UH -- WHERE IS IT?
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HERE.
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>> WHAT IS THIS?
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>> I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE
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FOODS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID
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WHILE TTC -- TRYING TO CONCEIVE.
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TASHA, WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK
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ON AN AMAZING JOURNEY ONLY A FEW
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WOMEN SHARE.
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GOD, I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU
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RIGHT NOW.
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I CAN TRULY CALL YOU MY SISTER
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IN MOTHERHOOD.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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AHHH!
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AHHH!
OKAY, BYE.
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OKAY, BYE.
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OKAY, BYE.
>> ♪♪
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>> ♪♪
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>> HA! YES, GINA!
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>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?
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>> YOU CRAZY. THAT'S REAL CUTE.
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>> WHAT? WHOA!
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BLACKOUT!
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>> DAMN!
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>> WHERE'S MY WALLET?
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>> OW!
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MY HERO.
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>> OH, YOU OKAY?
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OOH, I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
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I HOPE SHE'S OKAY.
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I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.
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WHERE'S MY WALLET?
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>> RELAX, JASON,THEY PROBABLY
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JUST TURNED OFF MY ELECTRICITY.
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>> WHAT?
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DID YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE?
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>> NO, MY TAKE THIS MONTH FROM
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THE BAR WAS LIGHTER THAN USUAL.
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>> REALLY?
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WAS IT BECAUSE OF THIS?
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>> NO, I HAVE FEWER SHIFTS.
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>> AND?
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>> AND A LITTLE BIT OF THIS,
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OKAY?
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BUT ANYWAY, I RAN SHORT ON
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CASH, SO IT WAS EITHER PAY MY
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ELECTRICITY BILL OR MAKE MY
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MONTHLY DEPOSIT INTO THE
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SPADONNAY SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
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I CHOSE THE LATER.
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>> SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA SIT
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HERE IN THE DARK JUST SO YOU
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CAN BE 50 BUCKS CLOSER TO YOUR
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SPA THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN?
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>> EXCUSE ME?
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>> COME ON, CHAR. SPADONNAY?
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YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR MONEY
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AWAY, GIVE IT TO CHARITY, OKAY?
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AT LEAST YOU GET THE WRITE-OFF.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN
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SPADONNAY, BUT CHARDONNAY
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DOES, OKAY?
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>> BABY, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A
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LIGHTER, ALL RIGHT?
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TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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WHY DON'T I JUST GI-I-I-I--
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> WHAT?
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>> I'M GONNA GI-I-I-I--
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> HUH?
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>> WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU
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THE MONEY?
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OOH, THERE, I SAID IT.
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YUCK. UGH.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA
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GIVE YOU THE MONEY.
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>> OH, MY GOD, JASON!
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FOR SPADONNAY?
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>> HELL, NO!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THAT WOULD BE CRAZY.
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NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR
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ELECTRIC BILL, SILLY.
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CAN'T HAVE MY LADY LIVING IN THE
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DARK.
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>> I APPRECIATE IT,
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O, ENLIGHTENED ONE, BUT I'M
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OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M AN...
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>> AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN?
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>> AND I DON'T...
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>> NEED NO MAN TO PAY FOR MY
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NOBODY'S BUYING IT, OKAY?
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YOU GOT A RICH FRIEND THAT
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WANTS TO HELP YOU OUT.
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GET OVER IT.
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LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
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>> UNH-UNH. A FRIEND?
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>> JUST -- I WANT TO HELP YOU,
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OKAY?
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>> A LOAN.
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>> NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
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ME -- YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH.
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YOU CAN PAY ME BACK IN
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SPADONNAY STOCK.
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IT'S THE SAME THING.
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>> STOP KNOCKING MY DREAM,
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JASON!
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>> STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T
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NEED THE MONEY.
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STOP HITTING ME IN THE HEAD.
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>> OKAY.
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I'M GONNA PAY YOU BACK, FRIEND.
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WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, EXPECT
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WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, EXPECT
IT.
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IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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SO, THANKS FOR MEETING ME
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HERE, TEE TEE.
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I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
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>> THAT'S BECOMING A REAL
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HABIT WITH US, HUH, MISS MACK?
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IT'S LIKE I'M THE SPOCK TO YOUR
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KIRK, OR THE YODA TO YOUR
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SKYWALKER.
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THE GAIL TO YOUR OPRAH?
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>> OKAY, LONG AS I'M OPRAH.
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>> SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE BUT NOT IN
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LOVE.
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YEAH, YOU OPRAH, ALL RIGHT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, LOOK, TEE TEE, I
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DONE GOT MYSELF IN A PICKLE.
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OKAY, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED
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TO TELL POOKIE THAT I'M HAVING
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SOMEBODY ELSE'S BABY FOR THE
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SECOND TIME?
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>> WHAT YOU MEAN, SECOND TIME?
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE
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DAY, I SWEAR, POOKIE, HE WAS
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FEELING ME.
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BUT THEN I GOT PREGNANT WITH
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MALIK.
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>> SO, NOW, HOW AM I GONNA TELL
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HIM THAT I'M GONNA BE A
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SURROGATE FOR DERWIN AND
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MELANIE?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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IT'S A WRAP, MISS MACK.
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>> WHAT YOU MEAN, IT'S A WRAP?
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COME ON, THIS IS DIFFERENT THIS
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TIME, OKAY?
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IT AIN'T LIKE I'M SCREWING
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DERWIN OR SOMETHING.
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>> WELL, LOOK, ANYWAY, IT
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DON'T MATTER, 'CAUSE POOKIE'S
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A REAL MAN, UNLIKE DERWIN.
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HE AIN'T GONNA UNDERSTAND YOU
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RENTING OUT YOUR WOMB LIKE
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A TIME-SHARE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT AM I
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SUPPOSED TO DO?
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>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE
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NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD
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BE THEIR SURROGATE.
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I MEAN, IN THIS ECONOMY, WHY
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DON'T THEY JUST LOOK ON
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CRAIGSLIST?
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YOU AIN'T THE ONLY WOMAN IN
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TOWN.
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AND ON TOP OF THAT, WHAT'D I
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TELL YOU ABOUT CHOOSING
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YOURSELF?
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IT'S TIME, MISS MACK.
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SO, YOU NEED TO CALL MELANIE
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AND HER ILL-ADVISED CHOICE,
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DERWIN, AND TELL THEM YOU
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CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS
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NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU WANT A
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NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU WANT A
CHANCE AT HAPPINESS WITH POOKIE.
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CHANCE AT HAPPINESS WITH POOKIE.
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>> UM, UNLOCKED DOOR?
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SERIOUSLY?
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THIS ISN'T MAYBERRY, OKAY?
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I'M JUST SAYING, THERE ARE ALL
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KIND OF -- HEY.
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HI.
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WHAT'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> OH, THIS IS MY SIDE HUSTLE --
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HAIRDONNAY.
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>> I'M SENSING A THEME.
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>> UH, YEAH, THE THEME IS
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GETTING THIS MONEY.
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OKAY.
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OH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, GOT YOUR
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CHECK, WITH INTEREST.
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>> WHAT? WITH INTEREST?
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WATCH YOURSELF.
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IT'S NOT GONNA BOUNCE, IS IT?
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>> WHY IT GOT TO BOUNCE?
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>> RIGHT?
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BABY, IT'S NOT GONNA BOUNCE.
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>> NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BOUNCE.
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BUT, SERIOUSLY, IS IT?
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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HURRY UP. DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT TO
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DINNER -- ON YOU.
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HELLO.
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>> AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO,
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I GOT TO FINISH THESE CORNROWS.
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>> YEAH, SHE DOES.
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BUT IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN RUN
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AROUND THE CORNER AND GRAB US
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SOME CHICKEN.
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I'LL HAVE A TWO-PIECE AND A
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BISCUIT.
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WHAT YOU WANT?
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>> I'M GOOD.
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>> I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE
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GOOD.
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>> I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK,
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THOUGH.
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>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I WILL TAKE
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THIS CHECK.
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AND IF IT BOUNCES, SERIOUSLY, I
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KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
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>> MM!
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>> SO, I AIN'T GET NO CHICKEN?
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>> DO YOU GOT CHICKEN MONEY AND
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>> DO YOU GOT CHICKEN MONEY AND
A CHICKEN MAN?
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A CHICKEN MAN?
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>> HEY.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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>> HEY, POOK.
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>> 'SUP, GIRL?
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING.
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INSTEAD OF STARING AT THE STARS
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IN YOUR BEDROOM, WE CAN GO TO
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THE OBSERVATORY AND SEE THEM FOR
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REAL.
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>> LISTEN, POOK, I --
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>> LISTEN?
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OH, HELL.
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ANY TIME A FEMALE STARTS OFF A
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SENTENCE WITH "LISTEN," IT'S
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NEVER GOOD NEWS.
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NEVER GOOD NEWS.
>> HAVE A SEAT.
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>> HAVE A SEAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, ALL
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RIGHT?
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SO, LISTEN.
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>> OKAY.
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>> BEFORE YOU CAME BACK DOWN
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HERE, I KIND OF GOT MYSELF INTO
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SOMETHING.
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AND I MEAN, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT
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IT WAS A WRAP, BUT --
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>> BUT WHAT?
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>> BUT...
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>> YOU WANT TO DOUBLE BACK TO
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THIS OTHER PERSON?
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>> POOKIE...
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD.
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>> WILL YOU LET ME EXPLAIN?
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OKAY?
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BUT, HONESTLY, I DIDN'T THINK
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THAT THIS WAS GONNA TURN INTO
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ANYTHING, OKAY?
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'CAUSE IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE
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NEVER LET THINGS BETWEEN YOU
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AND ME GET --
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>> TASHA, LOOK, I AM GOOD.
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OKAY?
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>> DANG.
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YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE THAT GOOD.
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>> WE'LL ALWAYS BE GOOD.
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>> OH, GOD.
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WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE SUCH
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WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE SUCH
HORRIBLE TIMING?
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HORRIBLE TIMING?
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>> DUDE, YOU'RE MISSING THE
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POINT.
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS ONE
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MEAL CAN EASILY BE MADE INTO
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TWO.
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>> NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT
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YOUR CHEAP-ASS MORALS,
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JASON PITTS.
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>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
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>> WOW.
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LOOK, DAWG, I'M TRYING TO COME
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CLEAN WITH YOU, MAN, ALL RIGHT?
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IN REHAB, THEY TEACH US TO BE
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HONEST.
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ALL RIGHT?
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AND I WENT TO A MEETING
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YESTERDAY, AND I REALIZED
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SOMETHING, JASON.
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YOU HURT ME, MAN.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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>> HELL, YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.
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YO, YOU KICKED ME WHEN I WAS
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DOWN, JASON.
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YOU SCREWED WITH ME.
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SO, ME SCREWING WITH YOU WAS
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JUST MY ATTEMPT TO GET BACK AT
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YOU, MAN.
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BUT IN REALITY, I REALIZED I WAS
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JUST ACTING OUT BECAUSE I MISS
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MY DADDY.
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>> OH, WAH, WAH, WAH.
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CRY ME A RIVER.
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YOU SOUND LIKE BRITTANY.
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[ High-pitched voice ] "NOBODY
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LOVES ME.
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MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME."
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[ Normal voice ] YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS, OKAY?
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>> WOW.
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>> UNFORTUNATELY, AT THE END OF
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THE DAY, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
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BRITTANY BECAUSE I'M HER DADDY.
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I'M NOT YOUR DADDY.
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I'M YOUR FR--
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>> MY WHAT?
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>> I'M YOUR FRIEND.
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>> MY FRIEND.
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IS THAT SAID, JASON?
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SO, INSENSITIVE, DAWG.
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YO. YO, IS THAT YOUR GIRL?
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>> WHERE?
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>> RIGHT THERE?
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OH, WAITING ON THE BUS.
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>> I DON'T -- ARE YOU SURE?
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'CAUSE YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.
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>> WOW, DAWG.
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YOU'RE IN MY NICE-ASS RIDE
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WITH YOUR DOGGIE BAG WHILE YOUR
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GIRL RIDE THE BUS, JASON?
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>> I NEVER SAID SHE WAS MY GIRL.
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>> YES, YOU DID, DAWG.
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YOU SAID IT, JUST LIKE YOU SAID
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I WAS YOUR FRIEND.
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>> I NEVER SAID I WAS YOUR
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FRIEND.
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>> OH, YES, YOU DID.
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I HEARD YOU, JASON.
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>> EMBARRASSMENT.
446
00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:26,717
>> YEAH, YOU ARE.
447
00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:27,664
>> WOW, TASHA, I DON'T KNOW
448
00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:28,445
HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,
449
00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:29,378
ESPECIALLY WITH YOU ALL
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SPREAD-EAGLE IN THESE STIRRUPS
451
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AND ALL, BUT WE REALLY
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APPRECIATE THIS.
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>> DON'T MENTION IT.
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>> NO, SERIOUSLY.
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LIKE, YOU ARE LIKE SUPER
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UNSELFISH -- LIKE, PUTTING YOUR
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LIFE ON HOLD TO CARRY A BABY FOR
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TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE TECHNICALLY
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NOT YOUR FAMILY.
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>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SHUT UP.
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>> DERWIN, STOP STRESSING HER
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OUT, OKAY?
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MY GOD.
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>> SO, IS EVERYONE UP TO SPEED?
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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I'M GOOD.
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YOU KNOW, I'M A DOCTOR.
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HE COULD USE A REFRESHER.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S AN ATHLETE.
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>> WELL, WE'VE HARVESTED
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MELANIE'S EGGS, AND WE'VE
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FERTILIZED THEM WITH DERWIN'S
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ATHLETIC SPERM.
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SO, NOW WE HAVE A VIABLE EMBRYO.
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WE WILL NOW INSERT THAT EMBRYO
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00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,004
INTO TASHA'S UTERUS.
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HOPEFULLY IT WILL GRAB ONTO
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00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,173
THE UTERINE WALL AND MAKE A
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00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:08,312
HAPPY HOME THERE FOR THE NEXT
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NINE MONTHS.
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>> NINE MONTHS?
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DAMN, THAT'S A MINUTE.
483
00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:13,757
>> WELL, BASED ON THE TESTS
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WE'VE DONE, I DON'T SEE ANY
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REASON WHY THIS SHOULDN'T BE A
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SUCCESSFUL IMPLANTATION.
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BUT, OF COURSE, ONLY TIME WILL
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TELL.
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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, TASHA, FOR
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GIVING ME EVERYTHING I EVER
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GIVING ME EVERYTHING I EVER
WANTED.
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00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:30,445
WANTED.
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00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,378
[ LAUGHS ]
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>> SO, DID YOU NEED ME TO STEP
495
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:33,903
OUT?
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I MEAN, DO YOU DID YOU NEED TO
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00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:35,655
SHAVE ANYTHING?
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
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00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:48,760
EXCUSE ME.
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00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,138
EXCUSE ME.
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
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I'M SORRY.
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Y'ALL, I CAN'T DO THIS.
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00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:04,693
>> WHAT?
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00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:05,379
>> I CAN'T, OKAY?
510
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,239
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I GOT TO
511
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CHOOSE MY DAMN SELF, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
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[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
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>> YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
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DO THIS, RIGHT?
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU
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FLAKED ON ME YESTERDAY, I HAD TO
519
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PULL OUT THE OLD "BROUGHT THIS
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00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:35,284
CITY A CHAMPIONSHIP CARD" TO GET
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00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:35,995
THEM TO DELIVER.
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00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,860
NO BIG DEAL.
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00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:37,662
>> WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THAT
524
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:38,895
CARD IS DECLINED?
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00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:39,656
>> EXCUSE ME?
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>> NOTHIN'.
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00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:42,484
>> STINKER.
528
00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:44,522
>> [ LAUGHS ] YOU STINKER.
529
00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,657
>> OH, I GOT YOU A LITTLE
530
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:47,655
SOMETHING.
531
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,475
>> WHAT? WHY?
532
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,662
>> JUST THINK OF IT AS A PERK
533
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:51,785
FOR PAYING YOUR BALANCE IN FULL.
534
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:52,693
DON'T FREAK OUT.
535
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,589
NOW, DON'T FREAK OUT.
536
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,066
IT'S NOT -- JUST OPEN IT.
537
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,828
>> OKAY.
538
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,687
JASON.
539
00:12:58,689 --> 00:12:59,759
>> THOSE, MY LADY, ARE THE KEYS
540
00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:00,828
TO YOUR VERY OWN
541
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:01,857
CERTIFIED, "PREOWNED BY THE MAN
542
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:02,902
WHO BROUGHT THE CITY A
543
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:03,966
CHAMPIONSHIP" '04 HYBRID.
544
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,965
CHAMPIONSHIP" '04 HYBRID.
HEY-OH. [ LAUGHS ]
545
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,685
HEY-OH. [ LAUGHS ]
546
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,519
IT'S ONLY GOT 90,000 MILES ON
547
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,237
IT.
548
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,451
NOT TOO SHABBY.
549
00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:12,238
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
550
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,071
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
551
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,138
ANYTHING.
552
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,547
JUST KISS THE RING, GIRL.
553
00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:17,621
>> AS TEMPTING AS BOTH OF THOSE
554
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,070
MAY SOUND, I CAN'T ACCEPT EITHER
555
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:20,998
ONE.
556
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,070
>> WHY? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
557
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:22,998
WHAT?
558
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,030
OH, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IT
559
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,594
IN WHITE, SITTING ON CHROME?
560
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,966
>> BABY, IT'S NOT THE COLOR.
561
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:27,755
ALTHOUGH IT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN
562
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,138
WHITE AND ON CHROME.
563
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:29,997
>> THEN WHAT? IS IT THE GAS?
564
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,830
IT'S A HYBRID.
565
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,687
I'LL GET YOU ONE OF THOSE
566
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:32,619
PREPAID GAS CARDS.
567
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:33,450
THE FUELING STATION'S A PROUD
568
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:34,588
SPONSOR OF THE PITTS STOP.
569
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:35,996
>> SERIOUSLY, IT'S REALLY SWEET.
570
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,830
IT'S JUST THAT I'M GOOD WITH MY
571
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,857
BUS PASS.
572
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,102
>> OKAY, [ LAUGHS ]
573
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:41,903
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE
574
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:42,616
DAMN BUS?
575
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:43,340
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BUS,
576
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,074
JASON?
577
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:44,858
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
578
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,382
IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S DANGEROUS.
579
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,449
IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN BROCCOLI
580
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:50,338
SAUTéED IN PEE.
581
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,594
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A BUS?
582
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,686
>> I'VE SEEN "SPEED," AND
583
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:53,549
"SPEED 2."
584
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:54,551
I DIDN'T GET ON THE BUS,
585
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,171
BUT WHO DID?
586
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,662
>> I KNOW THIS JASON.
587
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:58,715
I KNOW THIS JASON.
588
00:13:58,724 --> 00:13:59,594
>> HERE WE GO.
589
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:00,716
>> THIS IS THE SAME JASON
590
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:01,624
THAT DIDN'T WANT ME TO MEET HIS
591
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:02,590
PEOPLES.
592
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,476
>> UM, IF BY "PEOPLES" YOU
593
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:04,312
MEAN MY --
594
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,100
>> DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
595
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,143
YOU ARE EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I
596
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,337
RIDE THE BUS.
597
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,104
>> HELL, YEAH, I'M EMBARRASSED
598
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:08,933
THAT YOU RIDE THE BUS.
599
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,761
IT'S THE BUS.
600
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,478
>> AND?
601
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,862
>> AND I BROUGHT THE CITY A
602
00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:12,972
CHAMPIONSHIP.
603
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:13,995
>> WHO CARES?
604
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,280
>> WHO -- HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY IN
605
00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:16,095
SAN DIEGO?
606
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,483
HOW ABOUT THAT, MISSY? TRY THAT!
607
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,382
>> WHO CARES IF I RIDE THE BUS?
608
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,209
IT'S ME.
609
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,446
>> I DO.
610
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:22,238
I DO.
611
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,661
I'M JASON PITTS, OKAY?
612
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,615
YOU'RE JASON PITTS' GIRL.
613
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,970
JASON PITTS' GIRL CANNOT RIDE
614
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,135
THE BUS, PERIOD.
615
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,717
>> OH, SO NOW YOU TRYING TO
616
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,144
CLAIM CHARDONNAY?
617
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,237
>> OKAY.
618
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,451
LOOK, JUST -- JUST PLEASE,
619
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,408
PLEASE, LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU
620
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,383
FOR ONCE.
621
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,279
>> SO, NOW YOU TRYING TO TAKE
622
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:43,855
CARE OF CHARDONNAY?
623
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,932
>> IS THAT SO BAD?
624
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:46,831
>> NO.
625
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:48,447
IT'S ACTUALLY NICE.
626
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,448
NOW GRAB THAT BAG.
627
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,618
YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF MY LAUNDRY.
628
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,550
[ LAUGHS ]
629
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:54,591
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT?
630
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,996
>> WHAT?
631
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,860
>> SO, ARE WE GONNA BE SILENT
632
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,692
>> SO, ARE WE GONNA BE SILENT
OR ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT?
633
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:05,859
OR ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT?
634
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,452
LOOK, MEL, I KNOW WE HIT A BUMP
635
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,928
IN THE ROAD.
636
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,001
OKAY?
637
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,970
AND IN ALL HONESTY, I WASN'T ALL
638
00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:12,275
THAT SOLD ON THE WHOLE IVF
639
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:14,375
THING, ANYWAY.
640
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:15,209
NOT TO SOUND LIKE AN
641
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,096
IGNORANT COUNTRY BOY, BUT
642
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,313
WHAT DOES TASHA SAY?
643
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,760
"THAT'S A WHITE-PEOPLE MESS."
644
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:22,138
IT'S A RICH WHITE-PEOPLE MESS.
645
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,997
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER, DERWIN.
646
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,070
I'M DONE.
647
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,788
>> HEY. COME ON, BABY.
648
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,903
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
649
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,026
>> TRUTH MOMENT?
650
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:34,764
>> ABSOLUTELY. LET'S DO IT.
651
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,548
>> I'M NOT HAPPY, DERWIN.
652
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:37,521
>> I KNOW.
653
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:38,997
OKAY? BUT WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
654
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,860
ALL RIGHT?
655
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:40,932
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD LOOK BACK
656
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,281
INTO THE ADOPTION THING AGAIN.
657
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,275
I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY KIDS OUT
658
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,655
THERE WHO CAN USE A GOOD HOME.
659
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,545
>> NO, DERWIN.
660
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,931
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY LIFE.
661
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:49,831
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR
662
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:50,787
A WHILE NOW, AND IT JUST
663
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,343
CRYSTALLIZED.
664
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:54,174
I FEEL LIKE A PART OF ME HAS
665
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,552
BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE I TURNED
666
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:57,001
DOWN JOHNS HOPKINS.
667
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,170
>> [ SIGHS ]
668
00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,002
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
669
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,620
WE'RE BACK THERE AGAIN, MELANIE?
670
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,480
>> LOOK, DERWIN, I KNOW YOU
671
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,002
DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS,
672
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,100
BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.
673
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:06,973
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
674
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:07,925
SOMETHING TO FILL THIS VOID
675
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,831
EVER SINCE.
676
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,997
FIRST IT WAS THE SUNBEAMS.
677
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,030
THEN IT WAS TRYING TO MANAGE
678
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,284
YOUR CAREER, AND NOW IT'S THE
679
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:18,235
BABY.
680
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,521
BABY.
[ SIGHS ]
681
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:22,617
[ SIGHS ]
682
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,210
I FEEL EMPTY, DERWIN.
683
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:27,026
>> HEY, LISTEN.
684
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,214
YOU'VE HAD -- IT'S OKAY.
685
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,686
YOU HAD A LONG, CRAZY DAY.
686
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,719
AND IT'S ALL RIGHT TO FEEL
687
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,694
DEFEATED, OKAY?
688
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,829
LISTEN, GO UPSTAIRS, RUN
689
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:38,997
YOURSELF A WARM BATH, AND I'LL
690
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,170
COME UP, BRING YOU WINE.
691
00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,002
>> I'M SORRY.
692
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,720
>> IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART.
693
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:42,524
IT'S OKAY.
694
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,337
IT'S OKAY.
695
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,034
I'LL BRING YOU SOME WINE.
696
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:45,764
ALL RIGHT?
697
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,688
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
698
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:48,549
I PROMISE YOU IT'S GONNA LOOK
699
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:51,931
ALL BETTER TOMORROW MORNING.
700
00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:52,691
>> OKAY.
701
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,099
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
702
00:16:54,103 --> 00:17:05,243
>> ALL RIGHT.
703
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,691
>> REAL CUTE.
704
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:08,589
BABY, WHY THE HELL YOU GOT ON
705
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,376
SUNGLASSES?
706
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:10,958
IT'S DARK TIME OUTSIDE.
707
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,594
>> DARK TIME? REALLY?
708
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:13,336
>> CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THEM
709
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,174
OFF?
710
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:14,962
THEY'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
711
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:15,694
>> OH, I'M SORRY.
712
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,339
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S EMBARRASSING
713
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:20,104
ABOUT THIS MOMENT.
714
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:22,073
YOU SMELL THAT?
715
00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:24,068
ESSENCE OF BUM.
716
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,238
>> HMM.
717
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:27,031
>> CAN I PLEASE JUST PLEASE GET
718
00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:28,484
YOU A USED WASHER AND DRYER?
719
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,932
>> AND PUT IT WHERE?
720
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,101
>> OH, YEAH. I FORGOT YOU LIVED
721
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,593
IN A RAISIN BOX.
722
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,206
>> A FLY, AMAZINGLY DECORATED
723
00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,586
RAISIN BOX, OKAY?
724
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:36,236
>> IS IT?
725
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:36,971
>> YES.
726
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:37,825
>> OH, OKAY.
727
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,377
>> OH, I GET THAT!
728
00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:40,589
YES!
729
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:42,206
>> EXCUSE ME?
730
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,026
>> YOU NEVER PLAYED "I GET
731
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,004
THAT"?
732
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,210
>> UM, NO.
733
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,136
>> OH, MY GOD.
734
00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:46,997
OKAY, LOOK.
735
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,210
YOU FLIP THROUGH THE MAGAZINE,
736
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:49,306
AND YOU GET THINGS BEFORE YOUR
737
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,550
FRIENDS.
738
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:52,591
>> SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.
739
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:53,376
>> OH, IT IS.
740
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,689
OH, I GET THAT!
741
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:55,859
I GET THAT!
742
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:56,692
>> OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
743
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:57,829
DON'T GET THAT, RIGHT?
744
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,717
>> WELL, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
745
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,004
[ GASPS ] I GET THAT!
746
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,550
YES.
747
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,381
>> GOD, I LOVE YOU.
748
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:14,279
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
749
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:15,895
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> I GET THAT?
750
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:33,026
>> I GET THAT?
751
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,554
>> POOKIE!
752
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,411
POOKIE!
753
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:38,383
[ WHISTLING ]
754
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,479
POOKIE!
755
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:40,722
>> KEEP IT DOWN!
756
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:41,624
YOU KNOW I LIKE TO KEEP A LOW
757
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,380
PROFILE.
758
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:43,309
>> LOOK, BUMP THAT.
759
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,070
I'M READY TO LIVE OUT LOUD,
760
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:44,758
BABY.
761
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:45,718
>> WHAT YOU MEAN?
762
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,414
>> FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'VE
763
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,863
DECIDED TO CHOOSE MYSELF, WHICH
764
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,862
MEANS I CHOOSE YOU, POOKIE.
765
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:52,592
>> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR
766
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:53,306
OTHER --
767
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,070
>> LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY ELSE BUT
768
00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:56,928
YOU, BABY.
769
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,381
>> YOU SURE?
770
00:18:58,379 --> 00:18:59,759
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
771
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:02,788
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> ♪
772
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:10,383
>> ♪
773
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,549
>> ♪
>> ♪
774
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,791
>> ♪
775
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:22,793
>> ♪
>> ♪
776
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:29,033
>> ♪
777
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,904
>> ♪
♪♪
778
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:35,504
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