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Let's go, let's go.
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I know Tony.
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Everybody knows Tony.
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Get the fuck out,
stay the fuck out.
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Hey, man, what have you got?
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Fucking sweet.
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Where did you get this shit?
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So are you new in town or?
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What the fuck?
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Fuck off me.
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Help, help, please
somebody help!
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Of course not.
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What happened
to the bed and breakfast
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you opened up in Ogunquit
with your boyfriend there?
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It just didn't pan out.
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Never, ever go into
business with your boyfriend.
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Didn't I tell you that?
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Not that I can recall.
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So you want your job back.
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Tony, I'll take any
shift you can give me.
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Can I get you to push
some of this shit around?
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I got a guy but he
keeps coming back short,
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he's a fucking junkie.
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That's not the kind
of job I was looking for
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and I don't really think
I'd be any good at that.
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Yeah, I suppose you
wouldn't be, would you?
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Look, I'm not
short on bartenders
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but you're a hard
worker, I remember that.
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Come down on Tuesday
night, I'll squeeze you in.
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Are Tuesdays still karaoke?
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That's all I got right now.
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So don't come in
and asking for more.
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Thank you, Tuesday's fine.
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The club ain't the
same as it used to be,
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got a younger crowd
now, different speed.
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But do they still call
you Tony Two Fingers?
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Tuesday is cool, I'll
see you Tuesday, Tony.
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Thank you, thanks.
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Who the fuck am I gonna
get to push this shit around?
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Oh my God.
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Hold the fucking phone.
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It's not that big
of a deal, Brian.
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It's still exciting.
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I mean, Tuesday isn't
really that exciting
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but it is something.
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And you're gonna be working
at the same bar as Janet,
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and she's performing tonight.
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You, me, we're going
out on the town
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and celebrating your job.
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No, I think I just
wanna lay low tonight.
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Don't be such a Les Mis.
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There's a whole world
out there, Dwayne,
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and you need to start
living your life.
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We're going out.
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You're buying the
drinks, bitch, bye.
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Whatever.
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So just a heads up,
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but there is a guy that's
gonna meet us there at the bar.
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What?
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Don't be weird about it.
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It's just some guy
that I met off Poundr.
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So I'm the third wheel?
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No, it's not like that at all.
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Listen, he's a grad
student, super handsome
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and did I mention, a top!
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Enchanté.
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Brian?
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The one and only.
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Oh my God, you look just
like your profile picture.
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Oh, this is my friend, Dwayne.
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He just moved back here
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but he just got out
of a relationship
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so he's a little
vulnerable right now.
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Hey, what's up?
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So then I was in the production
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of "You're Good
Man, Charlie Brown."
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I was Snoopy.
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Snoopy had lines?
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Yeah, Snoopy had lines.
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Not to mention the choreography.
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I was the red baron.
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What ever happened
to Gloria Hole?
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Who is Gloria Hole?
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Gloria Troll?
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What happened was
whiskey, gravity
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and some basic song choices.
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Janet Fitness is
the future of drag.
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Now the performance
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you've all been waiting for,
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the queen with the
best body in Providence.
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Oh my God, it's her,
this is Janet Fitness.
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Put your hands
together for Janet Fitness.
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♪ Titty ♪
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♪ Don't tell me they both don't
♪ look the same, buttercup ♪
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♪ Ooh, they feel tight ♪
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♪ You can play with them ♪
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♪ I've got two left titties ♪
but you can find me ♪
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♪ Me kicking my
heels up to the sky ♪
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♪ My shoes are cheap, ♪
my feet are enormous ♪
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♪ Other than that I'm ♪
death drop gorgeous ♪
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♪ What's that you said my name ♪
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♪ These two left titties ♪
gonna make it rain ♪
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♪ Turn, step, pop and skip ♪
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♪ Gonna make you wet,
gonna pop your hip ♪
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♪ Count it, honey,
count that money ♪
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♪ Keep the change where ♪
it don't get sunny ♪
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♪ Look me up, look me down ♪
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♪ You can see I'm
the best in town ♪
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♪ Okay, turn again ♪
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♪ That's me, two left titties ♪
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♪ Both the same,
both real pretty ♪
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♪ One, two, that's why I ♪
get three chances, bitch ♪
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♪ Bet you'll find me a ♪
pretty boy, boy, boy ♪
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♪ Two left titties in the sky ♪
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♪ Better watch your man ♪
better watch your eye ♪
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♪ They may look the same ♪
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♪ And they win me
every game every time ♪
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♪ And that's a fact ♪
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Oh my God, she was
perfect, wasn't she?
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She's a hashtag goddess.
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I haven't really felt this way
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since I first discovered
Idina Menzel, you know?
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Dude, I'm not feeling this.
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What?
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No offense, but I like
dudes who act like dudes.
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Excuse the mouth?!
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And for the record, I'm
not into blacks either.
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So you know what, I'm
gonna go get a drink
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and you guys do your own thing.
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Ciao.
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Ciao?
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Who even says ciao anymore?
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This is awful.
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Fuck that dude.
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I douched for this.
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What the fuck is up, Providence?
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How y'all doing tonight?
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We have a special
treat for you tonight.
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We have Audrey Heartburn,
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slutty shot boys,
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and a fat ass contest
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which some of you
should enter right now.
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Are you ready to have a blast?
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Woo!
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Fuck you.
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Janet, you were great out there.
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Bitch, I know.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall.
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Why even bother asking?
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Hey man.
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You in here?
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Alright.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Hey, why'd you stop?
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Dude, are you gonna
suck it or not?
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Watch the teeth.
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Dude, watch the fucking teeth!
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I cannot believe that
that self-loathing,
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misogynistic and
racist fucking faggot
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had the audacity to
be such a faggot.
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Well you dodged a fucking
bullet ditching that one.
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A bullet?
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I dodged a God damn clip.
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Are you fucking kidding
me, I'm too fem?
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Did you catch that
motherfucker's penny loafers?
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Thanks for breakfast.
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Please, it's the
least that I could do
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after you took care
of me last night.
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I don't even remember
what happened.
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There's not much to remember.
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Don't worry about it.
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You never told me what happened.
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About the rest of last night?
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No, fuck last night.
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I wanna know what
happened with you
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in the bed and
breakfast in Ogunquit.
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You just said, oh, it didn't
work out and left it at that.
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There's not much more
else to say about that.
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Dwayne, are we not friends?
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Are we not close?
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You can talk to me.
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There was someone else.
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There was another guy.
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Mm.
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And at first I started to
like, feel him change, you know?
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But I thought that was just
how like relationships go.
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You get used to
seeing each other
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every God damn
day of your lives.
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And then I started
to think that maybe
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he was getting bored with me,
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that it was
something that I did.
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And then there was someone else.
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And then I was packing my shit.
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Dwayne, I'm so sorry.
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That's so real.
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Whatever, it happens,
I'm sure I'll get over it.
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We all end up breaking
up with someone
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at some point in our lives.
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I'm sorry.
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But listen, you can stay
here for as long as you need,
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especially now that
you have a job.
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Oh my God, Tragedi, oh, I
got some tea from last night.
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Remember that fucking Arab
guy, like he was back again
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and I'm pretty sure
he's obsessed with me
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but he was sprouting
that same old BS
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just like how he's got the money
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and his dad's a
Sheik or something.
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I'm like, girl, I don't care
how stylish your dad is.
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Like I'm trying to make money.
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You are cramping my style.
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And like, I don't know,
he's kind of cute though.
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I might sleep with him again.
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He has a really nice
penis and the sex is good.
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Like I'm talking like
in that desperate
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like closeted way, you
get what I'm saying?
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Oh.
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Tragedi, what the fuck?
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Oh my God, I'm calling Tony!
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Hey, you got
something right there.
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Thank you, sir.
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Detective O'Hara.
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Hey, T, how's it going?
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Yeah, I can, I can swing by,
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but I've got my partner with me.
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No, my, my detective partner.
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All right, we'll be
there in a little bit.
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Finish up.
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We're gonna see an
old friend of mine.
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Oh, but a word of advice,
don't say shit about his hand.
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So yeah, I know the
kid and if I killed him,
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which I didn't, why would I
put in my own God damn trash?
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Relax, Tony.
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We aren't accusing
you of nothing.
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What can you tell us about him?
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Well, I can tell you he
was a fucking coke whore,
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how about that?
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Did he push the
stuff around here?
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Yeah, but it was
only a matter of time
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before that kid ended up
in a dumpster, come on.
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Yeah, yes, did he have enemies?
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Fuck do I know,
O'Hara, probably.
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Did you notice
anything suspicious
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when you saw him last time?
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Look, Detective
O'Hara and Detective-
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- Barry.
- Yeah, right.
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Anyways, I can't have this
shit happening at my club.
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You think someone's
trying to sabotage you?
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O'Hara, I didn't
call you two down here
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to have a fucking investigation.
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You and blueberry get
that fucking trailer trash
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junkie gutter whore the
fuck out of my dumpster!
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Before it starts
stinking the place up.
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Listen Tony, the
city's, it's changed.
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Getting rid of a body
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just ain't like it
used to be, you know.
258
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,271
Make it fucking happen.
259
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:16,742
Hey, but it ain't
impossible, right?
260
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,628
I'm no doctor, O'Hara
261
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,954
but I think somebody
drained this kid's blood.
262
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,034
We'll just dump it at
PuPu's around the corner.
263
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,426
- The Chinese place?
- Yeah.
264
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,031
Hi, yeah, O'Hara.
265
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,835
All right, we'll
be back in a bit.
266
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,517
What was that about?
267
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,153
A Beige University student's
been reported missing.
268
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,455
Mom says he ain't
picking up his phone.
269
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:26,020
Just like my neurologist says,
270
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,281
you can always find
beauty in tragedy.
271
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,897
After all the years
I put in here,
272
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,689
this is what I'm rewarded with.
273
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:42,403
So the salami sucking,
piece of shit,
274
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:47,366
meatball fucking filled
with shit fucking fuck.
275
00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:54,439
Tuesday, Tuesday
with Gloria Hole!
276
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:01,380
Whatever happened, big
numbers, glitz, the glamor.
277
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:06,751
Replaced.
278
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,892
Do I know you?
279
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,572
Sort of.
280
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,773
I used to work here before.
281
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,875
- Is it Tito?
- Dwayne.
282
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,643
- Wayne?
- Dwayne.
283
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,178
- Elaine?
- Dwayne.
284
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,080
- Mitchell?
- Dwayne.
285
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:30,375
Alright, Shane, listen,
two shots of whiskey.
286
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,646
And the good stuff,
not that cheap shit.
287
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,548
I got my eye on you.
288
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,424
Up your ass.
289
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,665
Fuck.
290
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:06,745
♪ Why don't you dance
to my heartbeat ♪
291
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:13,919
♪ It's the only rhythm ♪
that moves your feet ♪
292
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,458
♪ I remember glitter ♪
nights of admiration ♪
293
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,094
♪ I remember bitter fights ♪
and cheap frustration ♪
294
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:50,498
♪ Undress me with your eyes, ♪
impress you with my lies ♪
295
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:54,168
♪ I don't dance in ♪
disguise, it's jubilation ♪
296
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,838
♪ I'm not someone you forget ♪
297
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,774
♪ I put out but I
am no cigarette ♪
298
00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:03,110
♪ That drowns in its smoke ♪
and bursts into flames ♪
299
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:06,581
♪ And burns while you choke ♪
as you breathe out my name ♪
300
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:08,082
Fuck this.
301
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:13,144
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a ♪
trendsetting evergreen ♪
302
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,657
Oh, pup's been good to me today.
303
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:22,864
Jesus Christ, can
you fucking knock?
304
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,433
Tony, I can't do it.
305
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:29,203
I've worked too hard and too
long to be reduced to this.
306
00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,905
Gloria, we've been through this.
307
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,440
The people want something new.
308
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,674
Not some old number you yanked
309
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,877
out of your fucking
sarcophagus, come on.
310
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:37,836
You remember when
I first got here?
311
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:44,709
Remember I was all young,
dumb and full of cum.
312
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:50,691
Remember I worked my ass off.
313
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,693
I'd stay late.
314
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,387
Perfect my number
for the next night.
315
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:59,300
I paid my God damn dues.
316
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,835
Oh spare me the history lesson.
317
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,327
No, one's fucking listening.
318
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:05,964
I'll change it up.
319
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,110
What are you gonna do?
320
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:13,314
I'll do a modern number,
something on the radio.
321
00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:14,506
Something people know.
322
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,276
Just give me a fucking
Saturday night.
323
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,791
Look, Audrey Heartburn won't
be performing this Saturday
324
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,560
at the Masque 4 Masque Ball.
325
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,663
She's under house arrest
for indecent exposure again.
326
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,298
Pretends to be shocked.
327
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,867
Anyways, you can take her slot
328
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,168
but let me tell you something,
329
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:36,037
if you come in there
and shit on my party,
330
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,705
I'm gonna shit on you.
331
00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,106
That means no more
Saturday nights,
332
00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,708
no more Tuesday nights
333
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,311
and you can say say-o-fucking-nara
to those comped drinks
334
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,579
'cause you haven't paid me
335
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,781
a God damn dollar
in fucking years!
336
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,341
I am a God damn
professional, Tony.
337
00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,988
Oh, and Gloria?
338
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:57,258
Yes, Mr. Fingers.
339
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,860
Why don't you get
yourself a new wig,
340
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,187
that one looks like
a God damn cum rag.
341
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,632
You know, you can paint
up any kind of child, Tony,
342
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:19,080
you can even have a
child do cartwheels
343
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:24,175
all across your
motherfucking stage,
344
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:29,314
but don't you ever
forget that I will always
345
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:34,653
be the first lady of Providence.
346
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:47,165
Fucking drag queens.
347
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:08,353
Oh my God.
348
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:13,525
Janet, how are you?
349
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,496
It's me, Brian.
350
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,542
We've met a couple of times.
351
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,334
You said you'd
sign my head shots.
352
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,213
Did I?
353
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,849
Yeah, oh my God, it's
so crazy to run into you.
354
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:32,887
As you know, I am
also a performer
355
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:37,058
and I can totally get
you tickets to my show
356
00:28:37,082 --> 00:28:38,793
if you'd like to come.
357
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,328
I just don't know
when it would be.
358
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,764
You couldn't pay me enough.
359
00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:44,856
What?
360
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:47,859
Did I stutter?
361
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,474
That was kind of rude.
362
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,110
And you're kind
of fucking annoying.
363
00:28:56,134 --> 00:29:00,214
So you're actually
just the worst?
364
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,942
And you're actually a
walking restraining order.
365
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,745
Nice shirt.
366
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,666
Oh, fucking piece of shit.
367
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,155
I-28.
368
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:52,089
Bingo.
369
00:29:58,229 --> 00:29:59,464
You left me,
370
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,400
you left me this
fucking shithole.
371
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:07,038
It's an embarrassment
of a legacy.
372
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,609
Look at your drag
daughter now, Ma.
373
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:13,844
Legendary.
374
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,691
Hey lady.
375
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:18,550
I said Bingo.
376
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,119
Congrat-u-fucking-lations.
377
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:28,626
You have won a free app at
Papa Fag-a-toni's on the Hill.
378
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,937
Why are you wearing that, Brian?
379
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,974
I'm kind of in a
dark place right now.
380
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:45,786
Why did someone die?
381
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:48,222
Yes, Janet.
382
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:49,623
Wait, She's dead?
383
00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:52,016
She's not really
dead, she's dead to me.
384
00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:58,165
You would not believe what
she said to me, Dwayne.
385
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:01,202
What's the thing about
never meeting your idols?
386
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,694
It's so true.
387
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,674
Janet is a fucking monster.
388
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,476
They're all fucking
monsters, Brian.
389
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:13,314
Janet, Audrey, that go-go
boy, especially Tony.
390
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,715
Why is it always the
worst fucking people
391
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,107
are in positions of power?
392
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,053
You don't think
that's a little harsh?
393
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,454
Whatever.
394
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:21,722
I'm just so sick of these gigs.
395
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:24,592
Being like treated
like a peasant,
396
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,894
always the lowest
rung on the ladder.
397
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,963
I think if I have to
cocktail one more time,
398
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:30,497
I might just slice
someone's fucking throat.
399
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:34,969
I mean you did just
start there again.
400
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,303
Maybe things have changed.
401
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:37,872
Maybe it will be different.
402
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,741
No, nothing has
fucking changed, alright?
403
00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:43,110
Tony already asked me sell
fucking cocaine for him.
404
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,111
He's still treating
his employees
405
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,813
like they're fucking disposable.
406
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,781
Some way to run a
fucking business.
407
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:50,141
Look, it's getting late,
I gotta go to work.
408
00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:56,848
Dwayne, there is nothing
wrong with being working class.
409
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,919
Just wish me luck.
410
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,221
Try not to kill anyone.
411
00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,188
No promises.
412
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:14,399
I'm back, bitch.
413
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,212
Audrey, what are you doing here?
414
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:20,247
I thought you were
on house arrest.
415
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,583
Let's just say the
judge changed his mind
416
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,376
after I found him on Poundr.
417
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,889
You little slut.
418
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:32,817
This hoe needs some dough.
419
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,522
I'm ready for this
masquerade ball.
420
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,391
Oh, you didn't hear?
421
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,672
Tony gave your spot
to Gloria Troll.
422
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,030
Better luck next year.
423
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:48,399
Gloria Hole?
424
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:53,714
Well, assuming she'll
make it until then.
425
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,050
Besides I wouldn't want my name
426
00:32:56,074 --> 00:33:00,211
on the same flyer as
that beat up old hole.
427
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,291
You mind if I use your mirror?
428
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:08,529
Sure, go ahead, sister.
429
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,532
Beat that reptilian
mug for the gods.
430
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:13,701
Really, take your time,
431
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,803
because if you're
gonna have two faces,
432
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,463
at least make one
of them pretty.
433
00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:20,298
Bye bitch.
434
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,165
Lindsay, Rosebud,
remind me again what it is
435
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,600
I pay you two broads for.
436
00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,993
Get your asses upstairs
and do your damn jobs.
437
00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:55,809
You know, at first
I thought Tony did it,
438
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,945
but then I realized he
couldn't have done it.
439
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,446
He doesn't like to drain blood.
440
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,915
It's too much involved,
too much science.
441
00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:04,518
Now Tony, he can
make a cocktail.
442
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,853
You thought your
own cousin did it?
443
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,222
You know the kind
of family I'm from.
444
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:11,725
I don't know if I
can work here anymore.
445
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,151
We could be next.
446
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,020
Tragedi,
447
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,195
what did the body look like?
448
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:29,533
Lost.
449
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:39,053
So I hear Audrey's
under house arrest.
450
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,845
Oh girl, not anymore.
451
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,347
Ooh, let me get a sip of this.
452
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,944
Hey, Audrey, I gotta
head out of here.
453
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,536
Do you mind closing up for me?
454
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,537
All right.
455
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,984
Great, thanks, I'll
see you tomorrow.
456
00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,553
Bye.
457
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,579
I didn't know we
were booked to close.
458
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:19,259
Hey Tragedi, I'm gonna go
count my tips downstairs.
459
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,283
We're closing.
460
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:32,363
Au revoir mon amis.
461
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,977
This ain't even
enough for nails.
462
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,803
People in the city are so cheap.
463
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,589
Jesus fucking Christ, Tragedi,
464
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,248
you scared the shit out of me.
465
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,193
What's that thing on your face?
466
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:54,452
It's cute though.
467
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,055
I mean, I have to say, Tragedi,
468
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:00,124
you never looked better.
469
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,600
Lighten up.
470
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:15,606
Oh, mirror, mirror on the wall.
471
00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:18,042
Oh, what, you didn't know?
472
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,723
That Janet is such
a fucking bitch.
473
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:23,747
What the?
474
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:09,994
I don't have any cash.
475
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,349
Oh, come on, Dwayne.
476
00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,117
Can't be that bad.
477
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:28,121
Being a shot
boy is so degrading.
478
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:30,657
I can't believe I have to
wear this outfit all night.
479
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:33,050
I bet you'll make
a bunch of tips.
480
00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:49,543
♪ My baby likes whiskey ♪
and black leather ♪
481
00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:51,669
I'd kill for your skin.
482
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,640
And the feathers, the
bird stuff, I get it.
483
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:58,885
Very bird of paradise.
484
00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:01,045
More like avian flu.
485
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:07,227
This Masque 4 Masque Ball is
gonna be a fucking disaster.
486
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:10,497
Please, the Aut
Haus' Halloween party
487
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:13,033
is their biggest of the season.
488
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:16,069
Plus, I like the theme.
489
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:19,864
Masquerade balls
are so mysterious.
490
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:26,170
About as mysterious as Tony's
last missing three fingers.
491
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,348
You know what?
492
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:32,743
Our relationship is
so Elphaba and Glinda.
493
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,822
Walk with me on this,
494
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,315
you are so pessimistic,
495
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:41,919
me, cheerful, encouraging,
loved by everyone.
496
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,667
So if I'm Elphaba, does that
mean I get to die in the end?
497
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:51,238
Please, her death is just
a ruse to trick her enemies.
498
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:53,473
Sorry, not sorry.
499
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,099
Spoiler alert!
500
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,435
I've had a lot of wine.
501
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:07,854
I tried calling Audrey
but she ain't answering.
502
00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:09,823
I just can't believe you're
letting Gloria fucking Hole
503
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,958
ruin our busiest
night of the year.
504
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:13,460
Listen, not for nothing,
505
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,295
but Gloria doesn't have
a whole lot of time left.
506
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,931
Tony, this isn't
a fucking hospice.
507
00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:19,900
How about you let me
worry about my business
508
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,768
and you can worry about
doing your little back flips
509
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,637
or whatever the
fuck it is you do.
510
00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:24,905
Your business?
511
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,940
Let's talk about your business.
512
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:30,544
You haven't painted these
walls in over a decade.
513
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,613
Your bar smells like a
fucking venereal disease.
514
00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:36,149
And unless you want one of
those busted bitches collecting,
515
00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:39,119
fix those fucking floorboards.
516
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,987
I told you this
over a month ago.
517
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,123
My heels keep getting caught.
518
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,458
Those floorboards have held up
519
00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:47,027
bigger stars than
you, Janet Fitness.
520
00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:57,671
Hello everybody, and
welcome to the Aut Haus.
521
00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:02,409
You are at the party of the
year, the Masque 4 Masque Ball.
522
00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:04,044
That's right, this
is a the chance
523
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,314
for all you ugly ass
motherfuckers to get laid tonight.
524
00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,483
We have a fabulous show
for you this evening
525
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,552
featuring some
prime entertainment.
526
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,044
We have Janet Fitness.
527
00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,693
Calm down, she's
not coming out yet.
528
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,028
And we have the
godmother of Providence
529
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:23,187
in the house tonight.
530
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:28,068
Give it up everybody for,
you know her, you love her,
531
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,693
Rosebud Cianci.
532
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:45,852
♪ The sudden death of love ♪
533
00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:50,223
♪ That laid my fellow to sleep ♪
534
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:54,361
♪ A fool that fellow must seem ♪
535
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:58,165
♪ To cry all night with me ♪
536
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:02,827
Oh, there she is.
537
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:07,097
Looks like Tony added a
comedy act to my show.
538
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,277
Yeah, well he thought it
was time to give the people
539
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,470
something of substance.
540
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,348
For your sake, Gloria,
541
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:17,875
let's hope that people
don't give it right back.
542
00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:23,280
For something new,
something fresher.
543
00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:49,940
My beautiful He-Man
shouldered sister.
544
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:57,014
You think you're gonna
stay young forever?
545
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:03,354
Oh honey, every perfectly
bleached asshole expires.
546
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:13,063
Do me a favor, nail that death
drop for me later, will ya?
547
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,972
Oh my God, Aut Haus,
how the hell are ya?
548
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:25,452
My name is Rosebud Cianci
549
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:28,522
and I'm the mayor of
this fucking club.
550
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:31,358
Let's welcome to the
stage our next performer,
551
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:35,295
she is an old hole,
but a familiar hole,
552
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:38,989
she is Gloria Hole!
553
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,826
♪ Hashtag ♪
554
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,896
♪ I swallow ♪
555
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,033
♪ Hashtag ♪
556
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:18,128
♪ I swallow ♪
557
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:22,333
♪ Give me your gravy daddy ♪
558
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:34,621
♪ Hashtag ♪
559
00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:36,923
♪ I swallow ♪
560
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:39,392
♪ Hashtag ♪
561
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,819
♪ I swallow ♪
562
00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,046
Yes, grandma, fuck it up!
563
00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:19,256
See you next Tuesday, Gloria!
564
00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:41,145
Hey.
565
00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,585
That was something different.
566
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:51,455
Something new for you.
567
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,369
You're a great queen.
568
00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,004
Even if they don't get it.
569
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:01,207
You're a fucking
legend in the city.
570
00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:03,076
Get the fuck out of here.
571
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,811
Get the fuck out of
my dressing room.
572
00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:08,114
I don't need pity from
some fucking shot boy.
573
00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:10,474
Just take your pity and
shove it up your ass.
574
00:45:11,775 --> 00:45:14,812
Fuck you, you bitter old queen.
575
00:45:35,632 --> 00:45:37,301
Ah, Jesus Christ.
576
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,483
Is this that kid they're
doing the benefit concert for?
577
00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:46,720
Yep, that's him.
578
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,112
Same perp as the junkie?
579
00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:54,618
Maybe, although this,
this is much more savage.
580
00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:59,032
Shredding his meat and
potatoes like that, fuck.
581
00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:03,993
Barry.
582
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:08,608
Okay.
583
00:46:08,632 --> 00:46:12,002
But what are you
doing with the blood?
584
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:18,642
They found another body.
585
00:46:19,576 --> 00:46:20,878
Drag queen from the club.
586
00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:23,046
Also drained.
587
00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:27,827
Well, it looks
like we got ourselves
588
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,889
a serial fag killing vampire
with a taste for blood.
589
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,526
Good morning.
590
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,852
Hold on, baby, Mommy's
just gotta tie her shoe.
591
00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:14,198
Okay, here we go.
592
00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:21,438
Fuck you, Providence.
593
00:47:22,973 --> 00:47:24,942
You grimy, tiny piece of shit.
594
00:47:38,155 --> 00:47:42,769
We don't wanna cause
you any problems, Tony.
595
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,704
I mean, a dead kid
in your dumpster.
596
00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:46,806
A dead student who was
last seen at your club.
597
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:49,142
And now one of your drag
queens was just found.
598
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:50,643
Look, whether you
like it or not,
599
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,679
it looks like we've got a
serial killer on our hands.
600
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,781
All right, slow it
down there, killer.
601
00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,783
I paid you two twats
a fuck ton of money
602
00:47:56,807 --> 00:48:00,186
to make this go away and
here you fucking are!
603
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:03,223
Believe me, Tony,
better the two of us
604
00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:05,291
than our fucking lieutenant,
605
00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:08,027
but we just can't keep sweeping
bodies under Oriental rugs.
606
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,029
I mean, Pu-Pu's
went out of business
607
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,165
after we dumped that junkie.
608
00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:14,567
We'll do our best to keep
your bar out of the papers
609
00:48:14,591 --> 00:48:17,337
but we have to stake
out here some nights.
610
00:48:17,361 --> 00:48:19,205
And we're gonna have
to talk to your staff too
611
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:21,040
and check your security cameras.
612
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,442
You want anything else?
613
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,711
My last two fucking
fingers while you're at it?
614
00:48:27,337 --> 00:48:29,273
This is a fucking shitshow.
615
00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,919
We'll be in touch, Tony.
616
00:48:32,943 --> 00:48:34,578
Yeah, yeah, go do your job.
617
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,456
Get the fuck outta here.
618
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,614
Come on.
619
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:10,314
♪ I've been needing ♪
620
00:49:22,359 --> 00:49:23,670
You know, this would
probably be a lot better
621
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:24,928
with your shirt off.
622
00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:27,831
Here, take a look at this.
623
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:32,445
All right, so that's the
university student right there.
624
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,148
Who was he talking to?
625
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:38,275
That bartender,
Deshawn or whatever.
626
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:43,256
Look, so the university
student says something to him.
627
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,725
And whatever he
said pissed him off.
628
00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:49,386
Yeah, and then watch this.
629
00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:51,454
Right there.
630
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:56,402
Something about him don't
sit right with me, O'Hara.
631
00:49:56,426 --> 00:49:59,739
Yeah, but what's his motive?
632
00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:01,098
I don't know.
633
00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:03,600
He's a psycho homo?
634
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:06,937
Man, yeah, probably.
635
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,621
Wait, what?
636
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:04,247
Damn, he had great abs.
637
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:07,683
Yup.
638
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,420
Pumped and dumped?
639
00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:16,269
It looks like it, and
from a single cut this time.
640
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,661
Our guy is getting better.
641
00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:21,164
What could one person be
doing with all this blood?
642
00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:24,801
Well, who's to
say it's one person?
643
00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:30,783
What is your name again?
644
00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:32,409
I'm Tragedi.
645
00:53:33,777 --> 00:53:36,088
I understand that this is a
very stressful time for you,
646
00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:38,748
but for the record, we
gotta know your name.
647
00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:42,619
I am Tragedi.
648
00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:45,364
Oh.
649
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:46,489
Do you know this kid?
650
00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:53,239
Yeah, I think I've
seen him in here before.
651
00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:56,209
Did you know him personally?
652
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,678
Well, his body just
washed up on shore.
653
00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:02,448
Completely drained of blood.
654
00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:05,184
Do I need a lawyer?
655
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:08,387
And how well did you
know Derrick Bangs?
656
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,323
About as well as everybody else.
657
00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:12,592
He was a gay for pay torso.
658
00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:14,627
Did he have any enemies?
659
00:54:14,651 --> 00:54:16,862
He made enemies nightly.
660
00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,555
He was a go-go boy.
661
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:21,667
That was not helpful.
662
00:54:21,691 --> 00:54:24,928
Your colleagues tell us
you go by Gloria Troll?
663
00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:28,031
Yes, detective.
664
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:34,371
And what can you tell us
about Miss Audrey Heartburn?
665
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,950
I can tell you he
shaves his asshole.
666
00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:40,052
So you to have a sexual history?
667
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:44,023
Oh no, I just know
Tony likes 'em smooth.
668
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:49,085
So Tony and her, him,
have a sexual history?
669
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,598
Let's just assume Tony
and all of his employees
670
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:54,800
have the sexual history.
671
00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:55,868
I think that he single-handedly
672
00:54:55,892 --> 00:54:58,037
gave the entire city syphilis.
673
00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,538
And by single-handedly,
674
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:03,366
I mean that lobster claw
massacre he calls a limb.
675
00:55:04,701 --> 00:55:08,238
Any more questions, detective?
676
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:16,589
Jesus Saint fucking Christ!
677
00:55:16,613 --> 00:55:17,923
Janet, what the fuck?
678
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,759
People are talking, Tony.
679
00:55:19,783 --> 00:55:22,094
Get the fuck out of my office.
680
00:55:22,118 --> 00:55:24,163
Pretty soon you might
not have an office.
681
00:55:24,187 --> 00:55:26,465
Four dead bodies.
682
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:29,402
You think people
aren't gonna talk?
683
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:31,103
You bartenders are quitting.
684
00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:33,139
The girls backstage
are petrified.
685
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,808
If you ask me, your
business is clicking
686
00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:38,034
and it's clicking down.
687
00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:42,181
You've been tucking so long
688
00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:43,606
you're on the fucking rag now.
689
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,286
I've never done a
split for an empty room
690
00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:50,256
and I'm not about to start now.
691
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:55,352
Baby, drag queens like
you are a dime a dozen.
692
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,763
Keep telling yourself that.
693
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:00,499
Pretty soon, all
you'll have is dimes.
694
00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:04,861
Get the fuck out of my office.
695
00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:11,610
The body count of gay men
continues to rise in Providence
696
00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:14,647
as a dancer who is employed
here at the Aut Haus
697
00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:18,150
was found on Blackstone
Boulevard suspiciously killed.
698
00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:21,554
This gruesome murder could
be the start of a string of-
699
00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:24,223
- I was literally
there last night
700
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:26,959
and you didn't even warn me?
701
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:30,229
Brian, don't be so dramatic.
702
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,831
Dramatic?
703
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:35,701
People at your bar are dead
and that could have been me.
704
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:39,028
Dramatic, what's not
dramatic about that?
705
00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:46,369
Didn't that go-go boy
reject you last week?
706
00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:52,642
Yes and I killed
him in cold blood.
707
00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:59,392
Dwayne, I'm serious,
it's fucking scary.
708
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,550
Do you even care?
709
00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:04,430
Brian, can we please
change the subject?
710
00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,866
It's been really stressful
around the bar lately.
711
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:09,935
Everybody is paranoid and
these detective seem to think
712
00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,127
that one of us did it.
713
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:13,739
You have a really amazing way
714
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:16,008
of making things
about you, but yeah,
715
00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:19,002
actually there is something I
wanted to talk to you about.
716
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,304
All right.
717
00:57:23,039 --> 00:57:25,084
I'm auditioning for a new role.
718
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,452
Congratulations.
719
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:27,653
Thank you.
720
00:57:27,677 --> 00:57:31,157
Um, it's this weird
like alcoholic,
721
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,349
abrasive has-been character.
722
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:38,597
I was thinking about
maybe asking Gloria Hole
723
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:42,668
maybe help me with some
character tips and study.
724
00:57:42,692 --> 00:57:44,527
What role is this?
725
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:47,273
Toll booth attendant two.
726
00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:49,933
Fuck off.
727
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,470
But listen, this one's serious.
728
00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:55,681
Yes.
729
00:57:55,705 --> 00:57:56,882
Get a new job.
730
00:57:56,906 --> 00:57:58,417
Why?
731
00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:01,353
Because one, I don't
want you murdered.
732
00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:06,449
And B, or two, whatever,
rent's coming up.
733
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:12,398
Toodles, please don't die.
734
00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:15,634
The tragic death of a
Beige University student
735
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,103
has struck the community
with a hefty blow.
736
00:58:18,127 --> 00:58:20,840
We spoke with the student's
mother earlier today.
737
00:58:20,864 --> 00:58:25,010
My son's killer
is still at large.
738
00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:30,106
I cannot sleep, I
will starve myself
739
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:32,818
until I have answers.
740
00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:37,914
And I will not stop using my
blog until justice is served.
741
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,362
There has been a total
of four bodies found,
742
00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:44,697
all drained of blood.
743
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,499
One was discovered
in the dumpster
744
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,502
of a now closed Chinese
buffet restaurant.
745
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:53,305
The other three all seem to
have a connection to this club,
746
00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:56,342
leaving the gay community
to question their safety.
747
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,077
It's like you can't
even go out anymore
748
00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:59,478
without getting killed.
749
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,705
We didn't just get gay
marriage just to get murdered.
750
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,066
You work at Aut Haus, right?
751
00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:22,601
Yeah.
752
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:24,970
Weird shit happened with
those bodies lately, man.
753
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:26,462
How's tonight going?
754
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,301
Do you wanna party?
755
01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:04,677
That's a little rough.
756
01:00:04,701 --> 01:00:06,312
Come on, try this.
757
01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:07,670
Go easy, man.
758
01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:40,946
Ms. Hole, I don't believe
we've been properly introduced.
759
01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:43,006
My name is Brian O'Hara.
760
01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,007
I'm Catholic.
761
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,520
Thank you.
762
01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:02,301
I understand your drag.
763
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:07,230
It's old Hollywood, it's sleepy,
but just a little sleepy.
764
01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:11,034
It's literally perfect
for my character.
765
01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:17,049
The thing is, it's the glamor.
766
01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:18,484
It's the ballads.
767
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:22,187
It's what divas were all about.
768
01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:25,290
And I mean, it is a
little dated and stuff
769
01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,159
but of course, the
thing about drag is-
770
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,761
- Would you excuse
me for a second.
771
01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:30,863
I have to go finish
getting ready for Bingo.
772
01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,297
Oh, absolutely.
773
01:01:32,321 --> 01:01:35,067
I'm gonna sit here,
review my lines,
774
01:01:35,091 --> 01:01:37,569
then when you get back, maybe
we could go a little bit more
775
01:01:37,593 --> 01:01:39,495
in depth-ly into my character.
776
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:25,768
So listen, you caught
me at a bad time.
777
01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:30,807
I gotta finish this
fruit salad for Bingo.
778
01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:39,725
What do you think?
779
01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:41,083
It's perfect, right?
780
01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:44,730
I've been considering
doing drag for a while now.
781
01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:48,267
And it's like, I love the stage
782
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:51,203
and I fucking hate
Janet Fitness.
783
01:03:51,227 --> 01:03:52,528
That pretty fucking snake.
784
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,498
Well, we have that
one thing in common.
785
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,310
Oh my God.
786
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,903
You could be my drag mother.
787
01:04:01,971 --> 01:04:04,550
I could be one of
those singing queens.
788
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:06,985
I'll need a song.
789
01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,821
Something like.
790
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:13,916
♪ Why don't you dance
to my heartbeat ♪
791
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:19,932
♪ It's the only rhythm ♪
that moves my feet ♪
792
01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:23,669
♪ I remember bitter nights ♪
of cheap frustration ♪
793
01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,604
♪ Undress me with your eyes ♪
794
01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:26,438
What do you think?
795
01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:27,373
Oh my God!
796
01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:29,365
I want your honest opinion.
797
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:32,835
Captivating.
798
01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:37,540
♪ Please love me again ♪
799
01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:41,844
Bravo, bitch.
800
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:40,135
Fuck.
801
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,028
You old bitch.
802
01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:10,132
How do you even move so fast?
803
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:52,307
Brian!
804
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:56,611
Brian.
805
01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:08,734
Brian.
806
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,471
Brian, do you have any
more of those Percocets
807
01:07:12,495 --> 01:07:14,163
for your vocal cord surgery?
808
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:16,998
Brian.
809
01:07:19,468 --> 01:07:20,503
Brian?
810
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,454
Fuck me, I need one more.
811
01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:51,476
Hey, I'm sure it'll
be busier tomorrow.
812
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,135
It God damn better be.
813
01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:06,491
I warned that fat fuck
that when all this got out
814
01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:08,150
this would happen.
815
01:08:10,619 --> 01:08:11,730
I'm gonna take out the trash,
816
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,131
do you need anything
before I go?
817
01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:14,155
Who are you?
818
01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:20,896
Fucking fuck, fuck, fuck.
819
01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,975
There's 20 God damn
people up there
820
01:08:23,999 --> 01:08:25,710
on a fucking Friday night
821
01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:28,270
all because these
dead fucking losers.
822
01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:31,583
Oh, get off of me,
I'm not in the mood.
823
01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:33,542
You only wanna fuck
when I'm angry.
824
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:37,923
You're not even a pup,
you're a God damn mangy mut.
825
01:08:42,718 --> 01:08:44,687
I'm going to the
bath house to unwind.
826
01:08:50,759 --> 01:08:51,759
Fuck!
827
01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:55,965
He's here somewhere.
828
01:08:57,032 --> 01:08:59,768
Come out, come out,
little twinkie.
829
01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:04,874
Come out and play with mama.
830
01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,665
Quick, play dead.
831
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,317
Are you sure he's just not
somewhere blowing off steam?
832
01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:41,186
Man, something ain't right.
833
01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:42,387
With everything
going on at the bar,
834
01:09:42,411 --> 01:09:44,113
I think the fucking
vampire got him.
835
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,791
Does he have a place he'd go,
836
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:49,327
like a friend's or relative's?
837
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,196
He doesn't have any friends.
838
01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:52,764
What the fuck am
I supposed to do?
839
01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,433
File a missing persons
or call the pound?
840
01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:59,137
Wait, Tony, you have
him chipped, don't you?
841
01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:00,739
You think that thing
still fucking works?
842
01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:02,908
Chipped?
843
01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,910
Yeah, you got to keep
these pups on a short leash,
844
01:10:04,934 --> 01:10:06,311
you know what I'm saying?
845
01:10:06,335 --> 01:10:08,914
Yeah, so call that
company, get the coordinates
846
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,815
and we'll pick him up
like we did last time
847
01:10:10,839 --> 01:10:13,375
when he was in front of
that immigration embassy.
848
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:19,124
Hi, this is Brian,
849
01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:22,194
actor, performer,
social influencer.
850
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,129
I'm not available to come
to the phone right now
851
01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:26,231
but if it's an
emergency, call my agent,
852
01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:28,900
I'm very available for bookings.
853
01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:31,327
But you know what to
do after the beep.
854
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,339
So I called the operator
855
01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:36,408
and told 'em it was a
missing persons deal.
856
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:40,145
She rushed the numbers and
then gave me these coordinates.
857
01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:41,313
So where's the dog?
858
01:10:41,337 --> 01:10:43,915
In North Providence
on River Street.
859
01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:46,117
You know who lives on
fucking River Street?
860
01:10:46,141 --> 01:10:47,385
Who?
861
01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:49,788
Gloria fucking Hole, that's who.
862
01:10:49,812 --> 01:10:52,524
Why would your pup be
with that sad, sad lady man.
863
01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:54,659
Fuck do I know, I'm
not here to speculate.
864
01:10:54,683 --> 01:10:58,063
Look, you two bring
me be back my pup
865
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,899
and then bring me that
shriveled potato of a tranny.
866
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,234
If she's behind all this shit,
867
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,302
and so much laid
a finger on my pup
868
01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:07,672
I don't want that wigged
fruitcake to see a fucking trial.
869
01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:08,764
You got it, T.
870
01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:11,200
And detectives?
871
01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:15,280
I've had a lot of
boys in my life.
872
01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:17,616
The boys, they come,
the boys, they go,
873
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:22,711
but you two, you two have
been like fucking sons to me.
874
01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:24,379
Even you, Blueberry.
875
01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:27,792
That's great, Tony,
that was real nice.
876
01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:30,195
Those are some nice words
you said right there.
877
01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:32,588
You could tell that came
straight from the heart.
878
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,292
Now let's go get your
best friend back.
879
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:40,739
Bring me back the pup
regardless of you know.
880
01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,431
Yeah.
881
01:11:49,905 --> 01:11:50,905
Was he there?
882
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,042
Something's wrong.
883
01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:56,488
What's wrong?
884
01:11:56,512 --> 01:11:57,323
You look pale.
885
01:11:57,347 --> 01:11:58,690
Nothing's wrong.
886
01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:00,015
I'm fine, I'm fine.
887
01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:05,154
I just, I have a really
weird feeling about tonight.
888
01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,090
Mercury's in retrograde.
889
01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:11,269
What's that supposed to mean?
890
01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:31,733
This could be it, kid,
take your gun off safety.
891
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:31,086
Fuck, fuck.
892
01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:37,858
Fuck.
893
01:16:39,394 --> 01:16:40,394
Shit.
894
01:17:40,956 --> 01:17:43,759
What kind of vodka do you want?
895
01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:19,070
♪ I need a reason ♪
896
01:18:19,094 --> 01:18:21,506
♪ How can I keep them ♪
897
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:25,443
♪ How should I treat them ♪
898
01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:27,135
Have you seen Tony?
899
01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:31,983
I found pup's vest outside
and I think something's wrong.
900
01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:33,785
I haven't seen either
one of them all night.
901
01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:48,090
Tragedi, Tragedi, hello!
902
01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:56,865
♪ What about love ♪
903
01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:04,673
It's beautiful.
904
01:19:22,023 --> 01:19:25,369
Hello Aut Haus,
how the hell are you?
905
01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:30,208
My name is Rosebud Cianci
906
01:19:30,232 --> 01:19:34,145
and I'm the mayor of
this whole fucking joint.
907
01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:35,146
Four more years.
908
01:19:35,170 --> 01:19:37,381
That's right, four more years
909
01:19:37,405 --> 01:19:40,985
and four more years after
that, motherfuckers.
910
01:19:41,009 --> 01:19:43,087
Are you all having a great time
911
01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:46,858
even despite that God
damn vampire out there?
912
01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:50,194
Anyway, our next performer
coming to the stage
913
01:19:50,218 --> 01:19:51,996
is a personal trainer.
914
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:54,766
It's kind of a cross between
"Sweating to the Oldies"
915
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,434
and "Nine to Five."
916
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:59,928
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Janet Fitness!
917
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,875
She's so much prettier
than me, it's not fair.
918
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,847
You're fat, you're fat,
you're fat and you're fat.
919
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:23,094
♪ Ooh they feel tight, ♪
you can play with them ♪
920
01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:24,428
♪ Two left tits but
you can find me ♪
921
01:20:24,452 --> 01:20:26,063
♪ Kicking my heels
up to the sky ♪
922
01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:27,799
♪ My shoes are cheap, ♪
my feet are enormous ♪
923
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,268
♪ Other than that I'm ♪
death drop gorgeous... ♪
924
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:38,700
♪ Please love me again... ♪
925
01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:52,647
♪ Love me again ♪
926
01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:30,685
♪ Crystal drops rain
upon the floor ♪
927
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:37,092
♪ The surface left untouched ♪
928
01:21:40,495 --> 01:21:45,567
♪ No distance from
the chandelier ♪
929
01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:51,039
♪ Sparks when lines are carved ♪
930
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:08,816
Gloria?
931
01:23:14,222 --> 01:23:16,500
Pup, pup is that you?
932
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:17,835
Tony, where the fuck are you?
933
01:23:17,859 --> 01:23:19,236
I need to talk to you right now.
934
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:20,738
Pup ran away!
935
01:23:20,762 --> 01:23:23,007
I have nothing, nothing!
936
01:23:23,031 --> 01:23:24,542
Janet is, I think Janet's dead.
937
01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:26,010
There's blood everywhere.
938
01:23:26,034 --> 01:23:27,378
Full house though?
939
01:23:27,402 --> 01:23:28,913
How did we do tonight?
940
01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:30,514
Did you hear what I said?
941
01:23:30,538 --> 01:23:32,083
Janet's fucking dead.
942
01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:33,584
Yeah, I heard what you said.
943
01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:36,187
Real American tragedy, just
bump Rosebud up to number one
944
01:23:36,211 --> 01:23:37,579
and call it a fucking day.
945
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:39,580
Fuck!
946
01:23:43,318 --> 01:23:46,354
Oh pup, I'm so sorry.
947
01:23:50,492 --> 01:23:52,560
I didn't mean to hurt
you, little buddy.
948
01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:55,864
Oh, please come home.
949
01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:03,347
Pup!
950
01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:05,182
Pup, is that you?
951
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,206
Pup!
952
01:24:11,846 --> 01:24:14,358
Oh pup, you had me scared
half to fucking death here.
953
01:24:14,382 --> 01:24:16,418
Woo, where you at, come on in.
954
01:24:17,485 --> 01:24:20,055
Oh, can't do that with
my fucking angina.
955
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:28,797
Let's have a look here.
956
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:34,002
This fucking thing.
957
01:24:38,206 --> 01:24:39,274
Kind of heavy here.
958
01:24:46,648 --> 01:24:48,149
Oh pup, you're fucking crazy.
959
01:24:51,219 --> 01:24:52,387
What the fuck is this?
960
01:24:57,225 --> 01:24:58,225
Oh my God!
961
01:25:04,532 --> 01:25:05,532
Oh my God!
962
01:25:08,303 --> 01:25:09,303
You!
963
01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:15,252
Boo, it's the vampire.
964
01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:16,611
Not now, Tragedi.
965
01:25:17,979 --> 01:25:19,657
Tony's in trouble
and I think Gloria's
966
01:25:19,681 --> 01:25:21,249
got something to do with this.
967
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:47,151
- Dwayne?
- Yes, yeah.
968
01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:49,420
Where are you going tonight?
969
01:25:49,444 --> 01:25:52,356
Providence Bing Hall as
fast as possible please.
970
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:55,216
Ooh, okay, I'll take you there.
971
01:26:29,384 --> 01:26:34,455
♪ Why don't you dance
to my heartbeat ♪
972
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:41,362
♪ It's the only rhythm ♪
that moves your feet ♪
973
01:27:07,589 --> 01:27:10,134
♪ I remember, I
remember, I remember ♪
974
01:27:10,158 --> 01:27:12,736
What the fuck, does anything
fucking work in this place?
975
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:13,971
Jesus Christ!
976
01:27:13,995 --> 01:27:16,407
I don't know what kind
of Ouija board wizard
977
01:27:16,431 --> 01:27:18,008
virgin sacrifice shit.
978
01:27:18,032 --> 01:27:21,212
Shut the fuck
up, Tony Two Fingers.
979
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,846
Fuck is wrong with you, Gloria?
980
01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:27,785
You have no idea how long
I've wanted to do that.
981
01:27:27,809 --> 01:27:30,888
Open up, open up wide, a
little role reversal for you.
982
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:34,558
Me shoving something in
your fucking mouth for once.
983
01:27:34,582 --> 01:27:35,582
Oh yeah.
984
01:27:39,754 --> 01:27:44,826
Tony, Tony, Tony, you
still don't get it, do you?
985
01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:53,935
1984, your bar was raided
every night by cops.
986
01:27:55,803 --> 01:27:57,705
Do you remember that, Tony?
987
01:27:59,073 --> 01:28:01,843
Do you remember when they
bum rushed me on stage?
988
01:28:04,579 --> 01:28:05,847
Did I ever stop singing?
989
01:28:07,482 --> 01:28:08,616
Did I ever miss a note?
990
01:28:10,551 --> 01:28:13,688
No, the show went on,
991
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,058
bloody faced and handcuffed.
992
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,128
You should remember.
993
01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:22,630
I always finish my number.
994
01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:42,126
This community used
to have integrity.
995
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,361
It used to have heart.
996
01:28:44,385 --> 01:28:48,565
And you - oh, it's on.
997
01:28:48,589 --> 01:28:53,661
You, you got fat, you got lazy.
998
01:28:54,729 --> 01:28:56,840
While I busted my
ass to get to the top
999
01:28:56,864 --> 01:29:00,778
and now all these spoiled,
sorry excuses for stars,
1000
01:29:00,802 --> 01:29:03,013
all they gotta fucking
do is tuck themselves
1001
01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:05,849
one fucking Friday night,
slap on some lipstick
1002
01:29:05,873 --> 01:29:09,553
and voila, they're a
fucking drag queen.
1003
01:29:09,577 --> 01:29:11,322
Do you know these kiddie cunts
1004
01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,023
don't know how
easy they have it.
1005
01:29:13,047 --> 01:29:15,125
Walking around Providence
with no regard for the
1006
01:29:15,149 --> 01:29:18,195
real queens who
sacrificed it all.
1007
01:29:18,219 --> 01:29:21,465
Have you ever thought about
their shelf life, huh, huh?
1008
01:29:21,489 --> 01:29:23,267
These little show
puppies of yours
1009
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:25,636
pounding their vaginas
into the ground.
1010
01:29:25,660 --> 01:29:27,271
You don't think that
people are gonna get bored
1011
01:29:27,295 --> 01:29:30,307
of that same fucking
rub-a-dub-step Vicki Manaj bullshit
1012
01:29:30,331 --> 01:29:32,266
every God damn night?
1013
01:29:34,902 --> 01:29:37,805
How long did I
entertain your club for?
1014
01:29:38,906 --> 01:29:41,509
How long did I keep
the people coming?
1015
01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:46,156
I built that stage
from the ground up
1016
01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:49,050
and you, you,
1017
01:29:50,785 --> 01:29:52,320
you thought that I expired?
1018
01:30:01,262 --> 01:30:06,210
No, no, no, no, Tony.
1019
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,836
I am forever.
1020
01:30:11,105 --> 01:30:14,375
My tuck is everlasting.
1021
01:30:18,379 --> 01:30:19,690
What, you ruined my
moment just for that?
1022
01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:21,392
You want me to take that out?
1023
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:23,651
Fine, I'll let you
have one fucking plea.
1024
01:30:25,853 --> 01:30:30,167
Gloria, that was a really
nice speech you said right there
1025
01:30:30,191 --> 01:30:31,568
you know I get it, I get it.
1026
01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:32,936
I know where you're coming from.
1027
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:35,139
The city's changed
and it's fucking shit.
1028
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:36,673
Well, no shit it's shit.
1029
01:30:36,697 --> 01:30:38,308
But I've been just playing
the hand I've been dealt.
1030
01:30:38,332 --> 01:30:40,868
I've been dealt a lot of
shitty hands in my life.
1031
01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:43,080
Look, I'm just a club owner.
1032
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:44,548
All I could try
to do was keep up.
1033
01:30:44,572 --> 01:30:47,418
I'd never betrayed you,
Gloria you fucking know me.
1034
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,153
Look, we can fix this.
1035
01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:50,654
We'll go back to
the way things were.
1036
01:30:50,678 --> 01:30:53,657
You could have your, ya
know, Saturday nights back.
1037
01:30:53,681 --> 01:30:55,125
You could have your
Thursday nights.
1038
01:30:55,149 --> 01:30:57,561
Friday nights, hey,
that's a fucking wild card
1039
01:30:57,585 --> 01:30:59,096
but we could work something out.
1040
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,023
Tony, Tony, Tony,
1041
01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:06,770
what's done is done.
1042
01:31:06,794 --> 01:31:09,039
You've already burnt
this city to the ground.
1043
01:31:09,063 --> 01:31:10,174
Come on, Gloria.
1044
01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:11,408
No, I'm not finished.
1045
01:31:11,432 --> 01:31:13,167
Get me out
of this fucking chair.
1046
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:19,440
Now, I'm just
scattering the ashes.
1047
01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:23,987
Gloria, Gloria, what
the fuck are you doing?
1048
01:31:24,011 --> 01:31:25,055
Gloria, no.
1049
01:31:25,079 --> 01:31:26,590
Gloria, are you fucking crazy?
1050
01:31:26,614 --> 01:31:28,392
Are you fucking crazy?
1051
01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:29,416
No!
1052
01:31:30,451 --> 01:31:33,287
You crazy fucking bitch!
1053
01:31:46,434 --> 01:31:47,544
Gloria, stop!
1054
01:31:49,670 --> 01:31:51,148
Jesus, what the fuck!
1055
01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:53,951
You scared the living
shit out of me, Tito.
1056
01:31:53,975 --> 01:31:57,955
What, what, you try to, you
trying to save this fucking pig?
1057
01:31:57,979 --> 01:32:01,415
Well, I assume you're
not here for Bingo.
1058
01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:04,661
You don't have to do this.
1059
01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:06,497
You already got what
you want, look at you.
1060
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:07,731
You're young, you're beautiful.
1061
01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:08,666
Thank you.
1062
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:10,200
You don't have to do this.
1063
01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:13,403
What, and waste all this
rejuvenating twink blood?
1064
01:32:13,427 --> 01:32:14,571
I don't think so.
1065
01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:16,440
I believe that you're
out of your tit,
1066
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:18,842
but do me a favor and do not,
1067
01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:21,912
I repeat, do not
interrupt me again.
1068
01:32:21,936 --> 01:32:25,182
Besides, this is so much
bigger than you, Tito.
1069
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:26,117
No, no.
1070
01:32:26,141 --> 01:32:27,751
And before he gets away,
1071
01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:30,754
Tuesday nights are
for fucking karaoke!
1072
01:33:03,878 --> 01:33:05,313
Oh, there's more!
1073
01:33:24,565 --> 01:33:25,475
I knew it!
1074
01:33:25,499 --> 01:33:26,411
I knew all these missing people
1075
01:33:26,435 --> 01:33:28,545
had something to do with this.
1076
01:33:28,569 --> 01:33:30,948
Fuck, Gloria.
1077
01:33:30,972 --> 01:33:32,683
You were respected.
1078
01:33:32,707 --> 01:33:35,142
People worshiped you,
they cared about you.
1079
01:33:36,243 --> 01:33:37,945
My friend Brian
looked up to you.
1080
01:33:39,246 --> 01:33:40,591
Brian?
1081
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:43,360
Wait, you mean the
off-Broadway atrocity?
1082
01:33:43,384 --> 01:33:45,762
Please, I did Providence
Community Theater a favor
1083
01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:47,989
by offing that one.
1084
01:33:49,657 --> 01:33:51,525
You killed Brian?
1085
01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:55,739
Oh, oh, oh, you killed Brian?
1086
01:33:55,763 --> 01:33:57,441
Yes, I did in fact,
1087
01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:00,134
the only sad part was that
he ruined my favorite kimono.
1088
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,115
Fucking bitch!
1089
01:34:10,177 --> 01:34:12,189
You know what I
liked about you, Tito?
1090
01:34:12,213 --> 01:34:14,024
'Cause you knew how
to pour a good drink
1091
01:34:14,048 --> 01:34:16,860
and you usually knew
when to shut the fuck up.
1092
01:34:16,884 --> 01:34:19,553
You wanna kiss his ass so
bad, why don't you eat it?
1093
01:34:24,725 --> 01:34:25,893
Open up, big boy.
1094
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:22,716
Hi, Mom.
1095
01:35:23,884 --> 01:35:26,387
You were loved and
admired by a lot of people
1096
01:35:27,688 --> 01:35:30,024
and you had a lot of men shave
their balls just for you.
1097
01:35:32,526 --> 01:35:33,894
I'm so glad you're dead.
1098
01:35:47,274 --> 01:35:52,346
Oh, Tito, how cute, you missed.
1099
01:35:58,419 --> 01:35:59,820
Fucking whore!
1100
01:37:23,904 --> 01:37:25,072
Bottoms up.
1101
01:37:45,559 --> 01:37:47,194
You fucking kidding me?
1102
01:37:55,369 --> 01:37:57,771
MA!
1103
01:38:42,016 --> 01:38:43,250
Up your ass.
1104
01:38:49,890 --> 01:38:52,860
Fuck, Tito!
1105
01:39:24,191 --> 01:39:28,471
It looks like your career's
not the only thing that's dead.
1106
01:39:28,495 --> 01:39:29,797
Do me a favor
1107
01:39:32,499 --> 01:39:36,337
and tell 'em Gloria said
to go fuck themselves!
1108
01:39:38,906 --> 01:39:40,741
You're a fucking monster.
1109
01:39:43,143 --> 01:39:44,244
So was Tony.
1110
01:39:47,147 --> 01:39:48,147
So was Janet.
1111
01:39:50,417 --> 01:39:54,221
And I bet deep down inside,
1112
01:39:56,223 --> 01:39:58,525
you are too.
1113
01:40:00,894 --> 01:40:05,332
Now finish the God damn number!
1114
01:40:45,172 --> 01:40:49,576
So boss, do think
anyone will actually come?
1115
01:40:50,978 --> 01:40:53,213
This place hasn't seen a
customer since that night.
1116
01:41:01,388 --> 01:41:03,590
This time things
will be different.
1117
01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:22,919
♪ I've been told so
many lies by now ♪
1118
01:41:22,943 --> 01:41:26,747
♪ I hardly know up from down ♪
1119
01:41:29,950 --> 01:41:33,263
Not for nothing, but
I'm going to miss this
1120
01:41:33,287 --> 01:41:35,289
tiny, grimy, piece of shit city.
1121
01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:40,561
You don't need that.
1122
01:41:41,829 --> 01:41:44,932
I told you, it's a straight
shot right up here.
1123
01:41:47,668 --> 01:41:48,869
So this is it, huh?
1124
01:41:50,204 --> 01:41:54,875
Me and you forever on the
I am, looking gorgeous?
1125
01:41:59,213 --> 01:42:02,282
Well, we will need
more blood eventually.
1126
01:42:07,221 --> 01:42:09,566
I'm gonna need a
fucking cigarette.
1127
01:42:09,590 --> 01:42:12,493
Just think of the
kills as maintenance.
1128
01:42:13,927 --> 01:42:15,371
You know, if it is
gonna be me and you,
1129
01:42:15,395 --> 01:42:19,299
you know, forever, I'm gonna
need you to lighten up.
1130
01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:24,214
♪ Honey you would
hardly recognize me ♪
1131
01:42:24,238 --> 01:42:29,309
♪ Cuz baby I'm a runner now ♪
1132
01:42:30,677 --> 01:42:32,822
♪ And if you saw me ♪
walking down the street ♪
1133
01:42:32,846 --> 01:42:35,291
♪ Oh honey you would
hardly recognize me ♪
1134
01:42:35,315 --> 01:42:40,387
♪ Cuz baby I'm a runner now ♪
1135
01:42:42,022 --> 01:42:47,704
♪ Baby I'm a runner ♪
1136
01:42:47,728 --> 01:42:52,799
♪ Oh baby I'm a runner, now ♪
1137
01:42:54,101 --> 01:42:59,983
♪ Baby I'm a runner ♪
1138
01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,844
♪ Oh baby I'm a runner, now ♪
1139
01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:20,236
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1140
01:43:20,260 --> 01:43:22,129
Do I look like I
was done with that?
1141
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,500
It's over.
1142
01:43:28,602 --> 01:43:33,073
It's over, after 30 years.
1143
01:43:34,241 --> 01:43:35,409
It's finally over.
1144
01:43:36,476 --> 01:43:37,678
It's time to untuck.
1145
01:43:39,346 --> 01:43:43,984
Sell the gowns, sell the
wigs, it's over, it's over.
1146
01:43:47,454 --> 01:43:50,023
Maybe it doesn't have to be.
1147
01:44:05,572 --> 01:44:07,874
Are you out of your tit?
1148
01:44:09,009 --> 01:44:11,754
♪ Oh honey you would
hardly recognize me ♪
1149
01:44:11,778 --> 01:44:16,850
♪ Cuz baby I'm a runner now ♪
1150
01:44:18,051 --> 01:44:23,866
♪ Baby I'm a runner ♪
1151
01:44:23,890 --> 01:44:28,962
♪ Oh baby I'm a runner, now ♪
1152
01:44:30,130 --> 01:44:35,845
♪ Baby I'm a runner ♪
1153
01:44:35,869 --> 01:44:39,606
♪ Oh baby I'm a runner, now ♪
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