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[Music - Jack Jones, "love boat
theme"]
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(Singing) Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat soon will
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard, it's love.
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[Music playing]
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So look, uh, enjoy yourself.
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Joe, I can't believe you are
giving up a romantic cruise
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for some silly golf game!
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Honey, I told you, it's
not just a silly golf game.
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The club is sponsoring
a celebrity tournament.
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I could be playing
with Jack nicklaus!
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Oh.
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Well wouldn't you rather
be playing with me?
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Honey, you hate golf.
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You're impossible.
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Look, I'll make it
up to you, I swear.
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But I've got to get
out to the club.
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So, uh, have a good time.
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Hm?
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Oh, yeah.
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Bye.
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I hope your putter rusts!
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[Laughter]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm, uh, Kathy costello.
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Gopher: Welcome aboard.
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Ok, here we go.
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Costello, Mr. and Mrs.
promenade deck 228.
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Mr. Costello's not here yet.
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Mr. Costello has
chosen not to come.
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Gopher: I'm sorry.
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Kathy: Not as sorry as I am.
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A romantic cruise
for two just doesn't
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make it when you're alone.
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Well, you try and have
a good time anyway, ok?
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- Thank you.
- You bet.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Kathy?
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Ted Cole!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Kathy!
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It's so good to see you.
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Oh, and you too.
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How long has it been?
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10 years?
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Oh, at least.
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And you've gotten
prettier with every one.
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Thanks.
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Are you traveling alone?
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Um, as a matter
of fact, yes I am.
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That's great!
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Let me get squared away, and
then let's meet on the lido
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deck in, say, uh, 20 minutes?
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It's a date.
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I can't wait to catch
up on old memories.
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I can't wait to
make some new ones.
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Hello.
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I'm Lawrence jurgens, and
this is miss Lydia Harris.
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Welcome aboard.
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Isaac: Ah yes, Mr. Jurgens.
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You're on promenade 211.
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And Ms. Harris, you're
right next door in 209.
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Dr. Bricker: I hope you
don't mind my saying this,
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but your hair is very beautiful.
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Both: Thank you.
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[Laughter]
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I quite agree.
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Lydia's hair was the first
thing that attracted me to her.
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Honestly, if you would've been
wearing a hat the first time I
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saw you, I'm not
quite sure I would
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have given you a second look.
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[Laughter]
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Good day.
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Romantic devil, isn't he?
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Why don't you go get settled?
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I'm going to check
on some tulips.
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All right.
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See you later, pudding.
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[Laughter]
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[Clears throat]
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[Laughter]
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Lydia!
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Lydia, what a nice surprise.
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Not for me it isn't.
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, is that any way to
greet your former lover?
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Former is right.
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I'm on this trip with Lawrence.
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And for you information,
he's the only man in my life
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right now.
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Ron, if your being here ruins
anything with him, so help me!
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Ron: Lydia, relax.
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I know you're trying to get
Mr. Megabucks to marry you.
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I tell you what.
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As long as I'm here,
I will even help you.
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Help me.
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How?
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Have you forgotten
that in addition
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to being your former lover I am
also your former hairdresser?
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So?
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So the sea air can turn your
hair into frizz city, honey.
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Now, if you want to
reel this fish in,
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you've got to make the bait
as tempting as possible.
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Thanks, Ron, but no thanks.
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All I want is your
promise to stay as
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far away from me as possible.
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Ok?
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You won't even know I'm here.
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Good.
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Until it's too late.
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[Laughter]
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Tell me the name of
your last leading man.
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Oh, that was Don corsage.
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- Ms. Adams?
- Yes?
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Is there a special man
in your life these days?
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Oh, several.
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The problem is that there's
no one special these nights.
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[Laughter]
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Then you're traveling alone?
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Ms. Adams: You mean you're
not all coming with me?
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[Laughter]
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Ms. McCoy?
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Yes sir?
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Whatever happened to
the standard procedure
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of notifying me when a
vip is sailing with us?
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Well I don't understand, sir.
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We always do.
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Really?
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That is Janine Adams, isn't it?
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The movie star?
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Well, even family
entertainment.
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Please, your next movie.
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Is it true about
you and Burt Reynolds?
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Burt Reynolds?
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No, nonsense.
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We're just good, good friends.
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Now ladies and gentlemen,
you've asked your questions,
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you've taken yours
pictures-- please,
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please may I enjoy my vacation?
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Thank you.
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But sir, I'm sure
she's not on my list.
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Well, let's go meet her.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm captain stubing, and, um--
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oh, captain.
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Yes, this is our cruise
director, Ms. McCoy.
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How do you do?
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Ms. Adams, I assume
you're sailing with us,
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but I don't have
your name on my list.
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Oh, it's Agnes gilhooly.
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Agnes gilhooly?
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That's right.
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That's the name I was born with.
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Oh, here is is.
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You're on the promenade
deck, cabin 350.
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When I make a
reservation as Agnes,
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it helps keep down the fuss.
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I don't like to attract
too much attention.
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Well, you may have
to devise another plan.
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Well, I certainly
hope this cruise
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will be a nice rest for you.
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Thank you.
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I'm sure it will.
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Sir.
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Interesting lady.
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Hm.
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Her nine ex-husbands
must have thought
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she was pretty interesting too.
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Nine?
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Yes sir.
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And from the way she
was looking at you,
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you just might be number 10.
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Nonsense.
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And just to show
how silly that is,
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send two dozen
roses to her cabin
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and invite her to
dine in my cabin.
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Yes sir.
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[Laughter]
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[Horn blowing]
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[Music playing]
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Thanks, John.
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Here now.
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There you go.
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I know we haven't seen
each other for 10 years,
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but you have been faithful
to me, haven't you?
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Oh, of course.
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Just as faithful as I
know you've been to me.
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Ah.
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So much for fidelity.
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[Laughter]
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Actually, um, I'm married.
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I-- I've been married
for the past eight years.
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Really?
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Must be quite a guy.
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Oh, he is.
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And we're very happy.
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Mm.
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Of course,
everything's not perfect.
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No, no.
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I didn't think it could be.
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You are traveling alone.
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Well, i-- I booked this
cruise as a surprise for Joe.
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But I picked a weekend when
he had a golf tournament.
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And he'd rather
play golf than go
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on a cruise with a
beautiful woman like you?
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The man needs a brain scan.
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You know Lydia, out
here in the sun your hair
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has the most
gorgeous highlights.
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Well, I guess I have mother
nature to thank for that.
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Oh, she did a marvelous job.
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Say, why don't I get some
drinks and we'll toast her, hmm?
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Ok.
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Be right back, pudding.
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[Laughter]
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Pudding?
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Ron!
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While you're
toasting mother nature,
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don't forget to thank my
trusty bottle of tint.
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I thought I told you
to stay away from me.
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I know, I know.
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I just-- I wanted
to get a closer
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look at your future hubby.
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And now that I have, I must
say I am very impressed.
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You are?
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Ron: Well sure.
Look at him.
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I mean, he obviously
takes care of himself.
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Why-- why, he must
look 10, 12 years
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younger than he actually is.
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[Laughter]
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Age doesn't make any
difference when you're in love.
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This is true.
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But you know, it's
funny, I always
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thought that you would fall
for someone a little bit more
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witty and gentle and
sexy and charming.
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Like you for instance?
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For want of a better
example, mm-hmm.
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[Laughter]
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Ah, but if I
remember correctly,
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witty and gentle and
sexy and charming you
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didn't want to marry me.
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Or am I wrong?
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What is this thing
you have about marriage?
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We were doing just great living
together, and you know we were.
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I do not.
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Now will you just
leave me alone!
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[Laughter]
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Ah!
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Oh!
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I wonder what's
going on down there.
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Ms. McCoy: Looks
like someone's either
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very popular or very sick.
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Or just sick of being popular.
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And maybe somebody will
go down there to rescue her.
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Well, I'm wearing
a white hat, I guess
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00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,426
that makes me the good guy.
270
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,431
[Laughter]
271
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,389
Well actually it's--
my favorite movie
272
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,845
is the one called "seven seas."
273
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:26,935
Did you ever see that one?
274
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,559
It's [inaudible].
275
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,476
Oh, gentlemen!
276
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,114
I haven't caused
this much attention
277
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,152
since I made a u-turn on the
Hollywood freeway at rush hour.
278
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,106
[Laughter]
279
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,065
Excuse me.
280
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,954
Pardon me.
281
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,531
I'm, uh, sorry to
be late, Ms. Adams,
282
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,116
but I can take you on that
tour of the ship you requested.
283
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,582
Oh.
284
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,832
Thank you, captain.
285
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:50,294
Oh, I'm so glad that
you hadn't forgotten.
286
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,286
Well, goodbye gentlemen.
287
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,587
It's been grand.
288
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,802
Oh, thank you, captain.
289
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,841
I was beginning to feel a
little bit claustrophobic.
290
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:58,585
My pleasure.
291
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,086
The tour still stands.
292
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,137
Really?
293
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,850
Most definitely.
294
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,140
Oh.
295
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,603
Just you and me and all those
dark, lonely areas below decks?
296
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,145
I promise to behave myself.
297
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,018
I don't.
298
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,734
[Laughter]
299
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,494
I knew when push came to
shove you wouldn't let anyone
300
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,334
but me touch your hair.
301
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,489
I only agreed to let you
do it because the ship's
302
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,868
salon was booked.
- Uh-huh.
303
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,124
Now will you please hurry up?
304
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,705
Lawrence will be
here any minute.
305
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,710
Ah yes, Lawrence.
306
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:35,592
I envy the life you two
will have together, Lydia.
307
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,511
The security.
308
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,169
The stability.
309
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,177
That same predictable routine
day after day after day.
310
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,100
Come on.
311
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,559
I want to get married, Ron.
312
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,598
I know you do, and
I don't blame you.
313
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,932
I mean, all you'll
be giving up is
314
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,977
a few hundred fiery,
passionate, unforgettable
315
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,523
moments like this.
316
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,938
Lydia, i--
317
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,446
Lydia, what are you doing?
318
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,858
Lawrence!
319
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,066
Oh, Lawrence, this is Ron.
320
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:03,617
Ron is--
321
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,369
Lydia's brother.
322
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,241
Hi.
323
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:06,657
Nice to meet you.
324
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,504
[Laughter]
325
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,208
Glad to know you, Ron.
326
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,459
I didn't even know
Lydia had a brother.
327
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,671
Well, we-- we haven't
seen each other in months.
328
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,002
Do you know that
neither one of us
329
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,836
even knew the other
one was on the cruise?
330
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,592
Oh, what a coincidence.
331
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,644
You-- you must join
us for dinner then.
332
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:23,928
Won't you, Ron?
333
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,051
Well thank you, Lawrence.
334
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,347
I'd love to.
335
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,770
I'll just go change, and I'll
see you two in the dining room.
336
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,599
Fine.
337
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,393
See you in a
little while, sis.
338
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:31,887
[Laughter]
339
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,564
We're a very close family.
340
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,568
[Laughter]
341
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,492
[Music playing]
342
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,458
[Chatter]
343
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:14,478
Sorry I'm late, but,
uh, no self-respecting
344
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,152
escort would ever greet
his prom date without this.
345
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,271
Oh, thank you.
346
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,437
Or this.
347
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,855
Ah!
348
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,203
Flowers and candy.
349
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,409
What will you think of next?
350
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,238
I'm glad you ask.
351
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,032
Michael?
352
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,959
Champagne.
353
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:38,789
Do you remember the first
time we drank champagne?
354
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,457
I do.
355
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,756
It was in the winter.
356
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,720
And your car broke down.
357
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:50,511
And we drank it while we
held each other to keep warm.
358
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,178
Not exactly.
359
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,136
Huh?
360
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:59,106
Well you see, there wasn't
anything wrong with my car.
361
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,149
[Laughter]
362
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,573
Don't hate me for
this, but I knew.
363
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,453
[Laughter]
364
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:13,622
A toast to high school
lovers in winter, eh?
365
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,624
Oh yes, and to my
favorite game--
366
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,326
golf.
367
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:17,666
Golf?
368
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,670
Sure.
369
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,001
Well, if it weren't
for golf, you
370
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:21,376
wouldn't be here with me now.
371
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,132
[Laughter]
372
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,721
[Laughter]
373
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,642
You know, from
what you told me, you
374
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,484
and Lydia must have had
a very happy childhood.
375
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,810
Oh, yes.
376
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,645
Yes, we're a very large,
loving family, aren't we?
377
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:40,941
[Laughter]
378
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,106
I'm looking forward
to meeting them.
379
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,074
Well, I'm sure that you'll
get along with them very
380
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:47,824
well, because when
they come to visit,
381
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,735
they usually stay for months.
382
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,485
Uh--
383
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,616
no, no, no.
384
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,912
That wouldn't be a
problem, pudding.
385
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,705
I can always put them up
in one of the guest houses.
386
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,880
You are wonderful, you know?
387
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:00,708
Oh.
388
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,633
Sis, you are so
lucky that Lawrence
389
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,631
is the understanding type,
especially since insanity
390
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,843
runs in the family.
391
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,634
[Laughter]
392
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,507
Insanity?
393
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,643
Oh, yes, but don't
worry, darling.
394
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,561
It only seems to affect the men.
395
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,561
[Laughter]
396
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,154
Is everything all
right, Ms. Adams?
397
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,782
Your amandine sauce?
398
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,698
Everything's
perfection, merrill.
399
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,488
But after all that time that
we spent touring the ship,
400
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:33,031
don't you think it's about
time you called me Janine?
401
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,077
Yes.
402
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,790
[Laughter]
403
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,830
So merrill gave
you the tour, huh?
404
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,834
Mm-hmm.
405
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,125
Dr. Bricker: Isn't that
engine room awesome?
406
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,419
Oh, we didn't see that.
407
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,262
But the cargo area and the
pantries, they're enormous,
408
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,508
aren't they?
409
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,379
We didn't see them either.
410
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,085
[Laughter]
411
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,546
There's not too
more to see below.
412
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,426
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
413
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,523
[Laughter]
414
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,069
[Music playing]
415
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,459
Something the matter, Kathy?
416
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,965
Oh, I feel guilty.
417
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,129
Why?
418
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:36,307
Well, here I am in the
arms of an attractive man,
419
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,518
and I like it.
420
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,400
You're supposed to.
421
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,899
If my husband were here, I
think he'd feel differently.
422
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,691
If your husband
felt differently,
423
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,067
I think he'd be here.
424
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,332
[Laughter]
425
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,209
Excuse me.
426
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,042
May I cut in?
427
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,707
Sis and I haven't
danced together
428
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,046
since mom used to take us to
Mr. Taylor's dance school.
429
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,722
Oh.
430
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:18,431
I'll-- I'll just watch you
two kids relive old times.
431
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,224
Thanks.
432
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,772
Ron, how could you?
433
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,903
I am only trying
to help, Lydia.
434
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,281
If I ignore you all night, then
Lawrence won't believe we're
435
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,149
brother and sister.
436
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,237
[Laughter]
437
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,741
A brother doesn't dance
with his sister like that.
438
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,325
What do I know?
439
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,868
I was an only child.
440
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,582
[Laughter]
441
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,871
Now you're an only dancer.
442
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,704
I--
443
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,538
[laughter]
444
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,415
You know, I really enjoyed
dining with your crew.
445
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,713
Inquisition and all?
446
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,416
Well, they care about you.
447
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,466
They must think that
you need protection.
448
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,720
From you, Janine?
449
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,851
Haven't you heard?
450
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,548
I am a notorious woman.
451
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,267
[Laughter]
452
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,271
Well I, uh--
453
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,895
I think I'll call it a night.
454
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,072
But it's still early.
455
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,859
I-- I was just going
to ask you to dance.
456
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,744
Oh, well, thank you, but,
uh, perhaps some other time,
457
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,243
captain stubing.
458
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,785
So we're back to
captain stubing.
459
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,750
Night.
460
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,751
Goodnight.
461
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,295
[Music playing]
462
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,547
You know, Kathy, today
has been the nicest day
463
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,097
I've had in a long, long time.
464
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,932
Me too.
465
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,097
There's only one thing
wrong with it, though.
466
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,774
It makes me realize
how stupid I am.
467
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,524
What are you talking about?
468
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,818
Well, what else
would you call a guy
469
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:59,491
who once broke up with
someone as wonderful as you?
470
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,703
Oh, that's very sweet, Ted.
471
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,122
Thank you.
472
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:06,461
You're not only
bright, fun to be with,
473
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:12,128
but you're without a doubt the
sexiest woman I've ever met.
474
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,171
Ted, don't.
475
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:18,183
I've never stopped
thinking about you, Kathy.
476
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:23,718
You know, when I was married,
when I'd make love to my wife,
477
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,175
sometimes I'd imagine
I was with you instead.
478
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:46,294
Maybe it's time
you quit imagining.
479
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,463
Woman (on pa): Your attention
please, ladies and gentlemen.
480
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:57,843
We're now docking in the quaint
old Mexican port of Ensenada.
481
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,633
Those of you meeting
arriving passengers
482
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,216
may do so in the purser's
lobby in about 15 minutes.
483
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,052
Buenos noches.
484
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:11,813
It's open.
485
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,820
Lydia.
486
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,860
Lydia, my darling.
487
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,114
How would you like to share
an intimate little midnight
488
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,777
supper with me in your cabin?
489
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,286
Ron, your sense of
timing is the worst.
490
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,370
Uh, you're right.
491
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,504
It's only 11:57.
492
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,500
I'll wait in the hall
for three minutes.
493
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,461
You'll have to wait
a lot longer than that.
494
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,013
I told you the only man
in my life is Lawrence.
495
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,718
Lydia, you know
that's not true.
496
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:49,176
Did Lawrence ever give you the
kind of excitement, the kind
497
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,806
of romance that I give you?
498
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:53,944
No.
499
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,521
But he did give me one
thing you'll never give me--
500
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,225
this.
501
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:58,565
[Laughter]
502
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,400
Lawrence proposed to me
tonight, and I accepted.
503
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,317
You did?
504
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,155
I did.
505
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:08,239
So I think you
just better leave.
506
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:08,906
Yeah.
507
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:09,914
Yeah, I guess I better.
508
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,424
Did you forget something, Ron?
509
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,757
Not yet, but maybe this
will help me get started.
510
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,763
[Laughter]
511
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,940
Surprise!
512
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,606
[Coughing]
513
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:43,988
Joe!
514
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,372
What are you doing here?
515
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,990
Well, the tournament
was rained out,
516
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:50,987
so I thought i'd
just come on down
517
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,448
and spend the rest of
the cruise with you.
518
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:58,375
What's all this?
519
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:58,790
I, uh--
520
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,417
oh, I, um--
521
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,255
I was just having
a little champagne.
522
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,931
You, uh, are drinking
with both hands now, hm?
523
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,811
Oh, you know room service.
524
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,808
This is a double room,
and so they send,
525
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:16,480
uh, two of everything.
526
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,731
Kathy, is there something
you want to tell me?
527
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,403
[Knocking]
528
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:36,833
Aren't you gonna answer that?
529
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:37,212
Hi gorgeous.
530
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,420
Forgot my watch.
531
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,381
[Music playing]
532
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,514
Of course, if you're busy,
I can get it another time.
533
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:45,509
[Laughter]
534
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,972
Room service?
535
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:56,225
Have you been getting
all your meals in bed?
536
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,229
[Music playing]
537
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,516
Woman (on pa):
Ladies and gentlemen,
538
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,487
as we bid farewell to
Ensenada, we set our course
539
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,899
for glorious acapulco.
540
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,669
Captain stubing: Hello.
541
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,213
Hello.
542
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,377
I'm not intruding.
543
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,304
Oh, no.
544
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,553
Come and stand next
to me, merrill.
545
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,721
This is like a scene
from a movie, isn't it?
546
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,057
Sky.
547
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,693
Moonlight shimmering
on the water.
548
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,230
And the handsomest of captains.
549
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,694
[Laughter]
550
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,439
Janine, you bewilder me.
551
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,896
Do I bewitch and
bother you too?
552
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,697
I find you guilty
on all three counts.
553
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:55,372
Have you always been
so unpredictable?
554
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,542
Back there in the
lounge, you just--
555
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,580
no, when I said goodnight
to you earlier on,
556
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,293
I did it for a reason.
557
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:04,633
Are you trying to
protect me from you too?
558
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:05,711
No.
559
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,625
No, there's, um-- there's
a reporter onboard.
560
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,625
He works for one of
those scandal magazines.
561
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:13,047
I just didn't want
to get you involved.
562
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,346
Thanks.
563
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,099
Look, if he's bothering
you, I can take care--
564
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:15,560
oh, no, no, no.
565
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,349
I'm used to it.
566
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,432
Besides, sensational
publicity helps my career.
567
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,517
The public like to
think of me as a woman
568
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:26,114
whose life has as torrid
off the screen as it is on.
569
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,071
And is it?
570
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,491
Well, it hasn't been dull.
571
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,281
I've had nine husbands.
572
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,025
Mm.
573
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,615
So you have.
574
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,541
Yes, I'm aware of what people
think of me and my lifestyle.
575
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,461
But the fact is that
whenever I married,
576
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,250
I married because I
was in love, or what I
577
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,965
believed was love at the time.
578
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,838
I guess it's hard
to know for sure.
579
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:54,967
Oh, I was always sure.
580
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,849
You'd be wise to stay
clear of me, merrill.
581
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,935
I know.
582
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,821
You do understand, don't you?
583
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,150
Totally.
584
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,195
[Music playing]
585
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,748
[Music playing]
586
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,013
Joe.
587
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,307
What do you want me to say?
588
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,021
I have said I'm sorry 100 times.
589
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,942
I know, Kathy, but, uh, sorry
just doesn't seem to make it,
590
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,693
honey.
591
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,855
I still don't see how
you could do this.
592
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,565
Joe, it's nothing
that I planned!
593
00:26:56,656 --> 00:27:00,326
I mean, Ted just
came along and--
594
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,750
well, and just
happened, that's all.
595
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,869
Just like that?
596
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:04,655
Yes.
597
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,423
Things haven't been right
between us for a long time.
598
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:15,184
There's no romance anymore.
599
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:18,048
Sometimes I feel like you
hardly know I'm alive.
600
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,846
Oh come on, Kathy.
601
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,269
Well, it's true.
602
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,729
You know, sometimes
you used to call me
603
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:27,308
in the middle of the
day just to tell me
604
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,395
you were thinking about me.
605
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,071
You never do that anymore.
606
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,489
What about you?
607
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,608
You used to send
me cards at work.
608
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,066
Whatever happened to those
nice long back rubs, huh?
609
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,787
How do you think I feel every
time the weekend rolls around
610
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,698
and you head straight
for the golf course?
611
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,247
And when you're
not playing golf,
612
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,000
you're over at your
brother's watching it on TV.
613
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,332
Look, nobody ever said
you couldn't come along.
614
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,536
I am not interested in golf.
615
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:51,747
Well, maybe
that's the trouble.
616
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:55,006
You don't seem to be
interested in anything I like.
617
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,340
Well, I haven't seen
you exactly plunge
618
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:58,844
into my interests either.
619
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,887
It's a two-way street, you know.
620
00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:05,021
Maybe this is what
happens when two people just
621
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:05,890
live together for eight years.
622
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:09,015
Yeah.
623
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,614
And if something doesn't
change, that two-way street
624
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,780
is gonna turn into a dead end.
625
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,689
[Music playing]
626
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,962
Looks like somebody stayed
up pretty late last night.
627
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:32,883
Somebody did,
but it wasn't me.
628
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,091
Oh?
629
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,921
Want to talk about it?
630
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,127
Not really.
631
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,717
I don't believe it's
ethical to discuss
632
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,852
the captain's private affairs.
633
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,469
You're perfectly right.
634
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,056
Do you know I didn't fall
asleep until 2:00 am last night
635
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,982
and he wasn't even
in this cabin yet?
636
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,560
Well you know,
being the captain
637
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,395
of a ship is a 24-hour job.
638
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,820
He's always on call.
639
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,608
Julie.
640
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,822
I'm just tired, i'm
not unconscious.
641
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,492
[Laughter]
642
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,121
Well, then you should
realize that Ms. Adams is one
643
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:04,778
of the most glamorous
women in the world,
644
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:05,448
and your father is only human.
645
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:08,285
Do you think I'm a child?
646
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,121
Dad's personal life
is his business.
647
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:13,416
My concern is strictly for
his health and well-being.
648
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,591
Captain stubing: Good morning.
649
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,300
I feel just wonderful today.
650
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:20,301
I'm glad somebody does
651
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:22,143
[laughter]
652
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,298
What's all that about?
653
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:26,966
I wouldn't know, sir, I
didn't stay out late last night.
654
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:27,926
Now wait a minute.
655
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:28,676
Janine and I are just friends.
- Sir, i--
656
00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:30,346
- just good friends.
- Sir!
657
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:30,885
Sir!
658
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:31,227
Yes, what is it?
659
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,191
Sir.
660
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:34,811
Congratulations.
661
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,688
What's going on here today?
662
00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,574
Sir, look at this.
663
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,570
Just came over the wire service.
664
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:40,702
Number 10?
665
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:42,698
Of course, it's
just a rumor, sir.
666
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,490
About you marrying
Janine Adams
667
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,244
and becoming husband number 10?
668
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,867
Impossible.
669
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,753
Ridiculous.
670
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:51,710
Interesting.
671
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,709
[Laughter]
672
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,460
Lydia.
673
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:58,205
Lydia, you can't marry Lawrence.
674
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,956
Why not?
675
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,048
Because I love you.
676
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,183
This much?
677
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,760
I don't have
that kind of money.
678
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,715
Or that kind of commitment.
679
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:10,885
I would have taken a
cigar band from you.
680
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,595
Ron, I want to
live a normal life.
681
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,306
Lydia, marriage isn't
necessarily normal anymore.
682
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,687
It is to me.
683
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,235
I want to have a
home and children.
684
00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,163
I can give you children.
685
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,410
[Laughter]
686
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:31,291
I'd prefer they have the
same last name as my husband.
687
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,251
Lydia, you won't
go through with this.
688
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,041
Yes I will.
689
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,213
No.
690
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,881
In fact, I'm going
through with it today.
691
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,090
Lawrence and I are getting
married in acapulco.
692
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,050
Good morning, darling.
693
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:41,880
Morning.
694
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,875
Have you told
Ron the good news?
695
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,587
Yes I have, and
he's just thrilled.
696
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:46,467
Aren't you, brother?
697
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,513
Oh, right to my toes.
698
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,096
Of course, you'll be best man.
699
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:50,971
Of course.
700
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,017
[Music playing]
701
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,268
I always have been.
702
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,274
[Laughter]
703
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,154
Hello, Joe.
704
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,105
No.
705
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:08,065
I think we ought to talk about
what happened last night.
706
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,117
Well, that's civilized.
707
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,871
But I guess that's the
way it's done these days.
708
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:15,213
You talk about something and
then everything's all right.
709
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,920
So suppose we talk
about why I shouldn't
710
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:18,791
put my fist through your face?
711
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:22,796
I know how you
must feel about me.
712
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,220
But I wasn't 100%
at fault, you know.
713
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,180
Oh, I'm liberated.
714
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,219
I can hold you both
equally responsible.
715
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:33,393
While you're blaming people,
suppose you consider yourself.
716
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:35,694
You know, if things were
right between you and Kathy,
717
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,768
this whole thing probably
wouldn't have happened.
718
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:38,654
Well maybe so, but that's
no invitation for you
719
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,150
to rip our marriage apart.
720
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:45,572
Now Joe, you were doing
a pretty good job of that
721
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:46,323
all by yourself.
722
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,034
[Music playing]
723
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,332
The wire services have
us getting married already?
724
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,165
That reporter
didn't waste any time.
725
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,670
Oh, they never do.
726
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,632
Are you terribly upset?
727
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:03,422
Not really.
728
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,634
Good.
729
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,344
But I think my crew
is in a state of shock.
730
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,344
[Laughter]
731
00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:13,181
You know, last
night was wonderful.
732
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,024
Yes it was, wasn't it?
733
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,889
Will you come to
acapulco with me later?
734
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:21,187
I'd love to, merrill, but i'm
sure the press will be coming
735
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,272
onboard soon with
blinding flash bulbs
736
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:27,198
and rude questions at the
ready, so be prepared.
737
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:28,858
I'll just tell the truth.
738
00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:30,316
We just met.
739
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:31,276
That we're friends.
740
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,616
Mm.
741
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,530
Good friends.
742
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,988
Mm.
743
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,288
Both: Very good friends.
744
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,251
[Laughter]
745
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,166
[Music playing]
746
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,166
Woman (on pa): Welcome
to fabulous acapulco,
747
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,375
ladies and gentlemen.
748
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:50,215
This seaside paradise has
everything your heart desires,
749
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,051
from rummaging through
its charming shops
750
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:55,556
by day to dining in its
romantic restaurants by night.
751
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,970
Have a wonderful time.
752
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,316
Ron: Lawrence.
753
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,613
Hello.
754
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:10,906
Ron.
755
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:13,658
Well, are we are
all ready to go?
756
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:14,411
Yeah.
757
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,202
Yeah, I guess.
758
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,915
Ron, is there-- is
there something wrong?
759
00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,001
No, no.
760
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:29,046
Well, uh, I wasn't gonna
tell you about this.
761
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,390
Its mother.
762
00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:37,642
Mother?
763
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,314
Ron: I told her about
you and Lawrence,
764
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,102
and she is very
upset that she won't
765
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,515
be able to see her only
daughter getting married.
766
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:46,234
Poor woman.
767
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,185
She still has her son.
768
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,775
She can watch you
get married sometime.
769
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,781
Yes, if she lives that long.
770
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,704
Uh, look-- uh, you two
go ahead and get married.
771
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:56,873
Good.
772
00:33:56,951 --> 00:34:00,201
I'm sure I'll find some
way to ease the pain for her.
773
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,748
No.
774
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:05,132
Lydia, you-- you can't
do this to your mother.
775
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,839
It-- it wouldn't be right
for us to get married now
776
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:12,131
if it'll hurt her so much.
777
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:16,386
The wedding will be
postponed until we get home.
778
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,101
Oh, no!
779
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,471
No, you shouldn't.
780
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,427
Right.
781
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:21,136
But I'm glad you're going to.
782
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:24,145
And I know mom will be glad too.
783
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,438
Ron, can I talk to you?
784
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:27,522
Ron: Not right now, sis.
785
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,027
I-- I feel so bad about
ruining your wedding day,
786
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:33,608
I just need to be
by myself right now.
787
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:34,656
[Laughter]
788
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,489
I understand.
789
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,244
Thanks.
790
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,286
[Laughter]
791
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,578
Come along, pudding.
792
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,126
[Laughter]
793
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:48,959
Ok.
794
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,335
Now, is that the
way you want it?
795
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,172
That's it.
796
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:52,876
Ok.
797
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:53,665
Thank you, gopher.
798
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:54,928
Mm-hmm.
799
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,969
That telegram will get
there today, won't it?
800
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,643
Well it should,
unless the pigeon
801
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:00,181
is flying against the wind.
802
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,184
That bird's got
to get through.
803
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:05,095
I think that's the first
love letter I ever sent.
804
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,186
Oh, the romantic type, huh?
805
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,191
Working on it.
806
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,772
Working on it.
807
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,977
Oh, excuse me Isaac.
808
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,528
Uh, you haven't seen my wife
around anywhere, have you?
809
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:15,492
Yes, she just went into town.
810
00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:17,321
Oh.
811
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:20,236
You didn't happen to notice if,
uh, she was with our friend.
812
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,616
Mr. Cole, did you?
813
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:22,372
Yes she was.
814
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,253
They just left a
few minutes ago.
815
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,040
If you hurry, you
can still catch them.
816
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,955
No, I, uh--
817
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:29,543
I think I just did.
818
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:32,377
[Music playing]
819
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,971
[Music playing]
820
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:52,856
I wonder how Joe is
gonna react to this.
821
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,282
Well, there's only
one way to find.
822
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,610
Find out what?
823
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,895
Joe, darling.
824
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,198
No, please.
825
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,161
If after what's happened you
can still run off into acapulco
826
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,531
with him, you, uh--
827
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:03,117
you have to be
looking for a divorce.
828
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:06,412
Well Kathy, you got it.
829
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,747
Joe, wait a minute.
830
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,842
My lawyer can handle whatever
we have to say to each other.
831
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,298
I, uh-- I hope you
and your friend
832
00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:14,299
will be very happy together.
833
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:19,426
Do you want me to talk to him?
834
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,800
No thanks, Ted.
835
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,097
This is just between
the two of us.
836
00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:24,929
I hope what I have
in here will help.
837
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,523
Hi dad.
838
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,646
Vicki.
839
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,152
I haven't seen you all day.
840
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:36,284
I know.
841
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,490
I'm sorry I acted like
a kid this morning.
842
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,871
No.
843
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:43,528
I just wanted you to know that
if you want to marry ms Adams,
844
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,448
it's ok with me.
845
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,457
You know, you really
are something special.
846
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,960
Do you want to marry her, dad?
847
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:57,755
She's a fantastic woman.
848
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,630
Exciting.
849
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,586
Beautiful.
850
00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:03,886
Intelligent.
851
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,811
Well?
852
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,851
[Phone ringing]
853
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,058
Captain stubing.
854
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,975
Fine, I'll be right there.
855
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,975
Excuse me, honey, but,
uh, they're waiting for me
856
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,698
at Ms. Adam's press conference.
857
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,819
See you later.
858
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:22,616
Bye dad.
859
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,078
Kathy i--
860
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,084
fore!
861
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,075
[Laughter]
862
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:36,091
What in the hell
are you doing?
863
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,630
Well, you said
that I didn't make
864
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:42,303
an effort to spend time with
you and share your interests.
865
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,545
Not anymore.
866
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:44,966
Where did you
get all that stuff?
867
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:48,184
Ted knows a pro
shop in acapulco.
868
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,935
Which, by the way,
is the only reason
869
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,398
we were in port together.
870
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:56,818
He wanted to help patch
things up between us.
871
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,029
What about you and him?
872
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,740
A mistake.
873
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,110
Ted and I both know that.
874
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:06,487
We were trying to
recapture some romance we
875
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,195
felt had gone out of our lives.
876
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,616
What makes you so
sure that's a mistake?
877
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:15,456
It isn't if it's
with the right person.
878
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,883
But the only person I want
to recapture anything with
879
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,712
is you, Joe.
880
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,299
You mean that?
881
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,724
I'd like to try.
882
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,064
So I'm ready to hit
the links with you
883
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,099
every weekend from now on.
884
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:33,023
Well, it's a nice
thought, Kathy,
885
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,812
but, uh, you're still not
coming to the club with me.
886
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,606
Well, why not?
887
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,231
Well, I wanted to spend
more time with you too,
888
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:42,737
so this afternoon I
sent a wire to the club
889
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,990
canceling my membership.
890
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:46,663
Oh Joe!
891
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,531
I do love you!
892
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:51,077
Oh babe, I love you too.
893
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,042
[Music playing]
894
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,840
You know what our foursome
always does at the club
895
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,590
after a nice round of golf?
896
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:02,922
No.
897
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,467
We shower together.
898
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:06,761
Oh.
899
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:07,764
What a good idea.
900
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,305
I think so.
901
00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:10,348
[Inaudible]
902
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,271
Oh.
903
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:11,888
Wonderful.
904
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,234
Ooh, baby.
905
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,900
[Laughter]
906
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:16,768
Lydia?
907
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:17,774
It's Ron.
908
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:18,765
Lydia: Come in.
909
00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:24,199
[Laughter]
910
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:25,108
Lydia.
911
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:25,906
Lydia, no.
912
00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:26,818
No, please.
913
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:27,816
Not the-- no!
914
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:28,697
Lydia!
915
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:29,703
Truce.
916
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,744
- Truce?
- Truce.
917
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:31,826
After what you said?
918
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:32,791
No, stop it!
919
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,250
All those lies!
920
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,830
Speaking of lies,
I love your hair.
921
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,626
I did it myself!
922
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,750
I don't want you near me!
923
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:41,836
Will you take it easy, honey?
924
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:42,801
Take it easy!
925
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,510
I fixed everything, ok?
926
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,680
I told Lawrence that
I'm not your brother
927
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,469
and that I tried to stop
the wedding because I am
928
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,602
desperately in love with you.
929
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,310
You did?
930
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,100
I did.
931
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:54,853
Honest?
932
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,104
Honest.
933
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:56,635
Lydia.
934
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:57,727
[Gasps]
935
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:58,522
Lydia.
936
00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,858
What have you done to your hair?
- I did it.
937
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:04,653
I set it for her.
938
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,855
You did?
939
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,565
You-- you made my Libya
look like a clown?
940
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,655
A clown?
941
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:09,699
That's being kind.
942
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,872
Lydia, don't you
understand what he's doing?
943
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,331
He wants my friends
to laugh at you.
944
00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,831
I don't care what your
friends think of my hair.
945
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:17,964
That has nothing to do with us.
946
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,250
Darling, in my social
circle it is very important
947
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:24,335
to maintain certain standards,
and the way you-- the way
948
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,842
you look is one of them.
949
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,683
Well, Lawrence, i--
950
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,099
I have certain standards too.
951
00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:36,018
You love me for
me, any way I am,
952
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,810
or you can just forget
the marriage and leave.
953
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:41,564
[Music playing]
954
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:55,120
You're making a big mistake.
955
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,962
[Door opening and closing]
956
00:40:58,956 --> 00:40:59,996
Lydia, i--
957
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:02,882
Ron, I think you
should leave too
958
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,340
before I do something that won't
give me any regrets at all.
959
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,473
[Door opening and closing]
960
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,806
[Chatter]
961
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:21,016
Ladies and gentlemen,
one at a time please.
962
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,323
And I promise you that we'll
answer all of your questions.
963
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:25,898
Have you set the date yet?
964
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:26,283
Except that one.
965
00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:28,238
[Laughter]
966
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,359
Seriously, don't
you think you're
967
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,855
being a little bit premature?
968
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,316
But it is the real thing
between you and captain stubin.
969
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:34,907
That's stubing.
970
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,082
Reporter: Whatever
you say, captain.
971
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,750
What's your answer, Ms. Adams?
972
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,578
Well, the captain
is a real person,
973
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:42,123
and I'm real too, so therefore
any relationship that we would
974
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,628
have would have to be real.
975
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,760
Then he is going
to be number 10?
976
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,508
Oh, you have such a romantic
way of putting things.
977
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:55,431
Would you like to answer
that question, merrill?
978
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:56,562
Well--
979
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,809
reporter: We'd rather
hear from you, Ms. Adams.
980
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,481
No comment.
981
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,310
Oh, thank you.
982
00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,356
Excuse me, Janine.
983
00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:06,649
Ladies and gentlemen,
we'll be sailing shortly
984
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:09,442
and, uh, my presence is
required on the bridge.
985
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:13,277
Thank you and, uh, good evening.
986
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,124
Please, Ms. Adams,
one more question.
987
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,199
[Music playing]
988
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,285
Hi.
989
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,211
Can I talk to you for a minute?
990
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:30,505
Hey, I'm a former member
of the family, remember?
991
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,339
What is it now?
992
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,310
I am truly sorry
for what I did.
993
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,601
But I love you so much I would
have done anything to keep
994
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,306
you from marrying Lawrence.
995
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,106
Well, you succeeded.
996
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:50,479
Oh yeah, I succeeded, and
I ruined everything for you.
997
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:53,487
Maybe I wanted
everything to be ruined.
998
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:55,160
What do you mean?
999
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,329
I've been thinking, Ron.
1000
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,079
No matter how hard
I try, I just can't
1001
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:04,121
picture not being with you.
1002
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,126
I love you.
1003
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,038
And I'm willing to go
back to living with you
1004
00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,837
again if that's what
you really want.
1005
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,013
No.
1006
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:13,630
No, I can't do it.
1007
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,926
It's too late for that.
1008
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,430
But you said you love me.
1009
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,761
Oh, I do love you, but I
can't live with you anymore.
1010
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,265
I want to marry you.
1011
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:28,654
I thought you didn't
believe in marriage.
1012
00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:32,441
All I've ever wanted
is a home and children.
1013
00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:34,526
[Music playing]
1014
00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,872
Ron.
1015
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,870
Hm?
1016
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,872
I'm not real crazy
about this hairdo.
1017
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,535
Would you fix it for me?
1018
00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:49,173
Oh, I'll fix it for you.
1019
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:51,501
It's gonna take me all
night to undo it first.
1020
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,417
[Laughter]
1021
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:56,184
Ron?
1022
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,798
Lydia?
1023
00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,795
[Laughter]
1024
00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:06,019
[Music playing]
1025
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,270
Woman (on pa): We hope you
enjoyed your visit to acapulco.
1026
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:15,188
We expect clear skies
and smooth sailing all
1027
00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:19,027
the way back to Los Angeles.
1028
00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:21,874
I'm sorry for deserting
you, but duty called.
1029
00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:23,370
No, that's one
of the qualities
1030
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,542
that I find the most
attractive about you,
1031
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,750
merrill, your sense
of priorities.
1032
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:30,541
You know, those reporters kept
on asking me so many questions,
1033
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,166
and there was one that I
just for the life of me
1034
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,002
couldn't answer.
1035
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,757
Really?
1036
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,258
Why?
1037
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:40,390
Well, because
the question was--
1038
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:43,969
are you going to
ask me to marry you?
1039
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:44,766
Oh.
1040
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,689
Tough question.
1041
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,652
Mm-hmm.
1042
00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:56,532
Mm-hmm.
1043
00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:59,200
It's better than a fast no.
1044
00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:01,369
This girl has a healthy ego.
1045
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:02,408
So does this boy.
1046
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,332
You're unique, Janine.
1047
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:10,173
I can see why those men
wanted to marry you.
1048
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:14,089
But I like what I
do and who I am.
1049
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:17,379
I like being the
captain of this ship.
1050
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:21,804
In your world,
I'd be a deckhand.
1051
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,965
And in this stage of my
life, I couldn't handle that.
1052
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:25,925
[Music playing]
1053
00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:31,729
Sorry.
1054
00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:41,953
Well, if you hadn't said
something like that, i--
1055
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,990
I wouldn't feel about
you the way that I do.
1056
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,697
But there's another way.
1057
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:52,247
We could still keep
our individual careers.
1058
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:54,002
No.
1059
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,424
We'd be apart more
than we'd be together.
1060
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,802
Hm.
1061
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:06,183
Not exactly the formula for a
lasting relationship, is it?
1062
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,433
So where does that leave us?
1063
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:11,936
Friends?
1064
00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:18,525
Good friends.
1065
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,029
The best of friends.
1066
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,618
[Music playing]
1067
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,849
[Laughter]
1068
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:49,972
Well, looks like this
turned out to be a pretty
1069
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,267
romantic cruise after all.
1070
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,140
Oh, that it did, gopher.
1071
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,897
I think all we needed
was for cupid to give
1072
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,808
us a couple of booster shots.
1073
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,937
Well, just call me cupid.
1074
00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:01,784
Of all the names that leap to
mind to describe you, friend,
1075
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,900
that was never one of them.
1076
00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:04,146
[Laughter]
1077
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:05,655
Good luck, you two.
1078
00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:07,779
I wish you all the best.
1079
00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:08,736
Thanks, Ted.
1080
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,656
Thank you.
1081
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,543
But I think I've
got it right here.
1082
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,120
She certainly does.
1083
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,665
- Bye-bye.
- Bye, gopher.
1084
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:15,498
Bye.
1085
00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:16,252
Bye.
1086
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,463
Bye-bye.
1087
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,343
Goodbye, Lydia.
1088
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:20,549
I still love that hairdo.
1089
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:24,339
And I love the hairdresser.
1090
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,264
I hope you two
will be very happy.
1091
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:28,764
I know I will.
1092
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,176
Come along, cupcake.
1093
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,013
[Laughter]
1094
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:36,055
Lawrence has a big
surprise in store.
1095
00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:37,274
How come?
1096
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:38,194
She's wearing a wig.
1097
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,022
[Laughter]
1098
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:40,817
Goodbye.
1099
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,701
Goodbye, merrill.
1100
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,120
I'll never forget this cruise.
1101
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,618
Nor I.
1102
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,741
You may not become my
number 10, but you're a 10
1103
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:53,578
on any other scale.
1104
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,335
That's quite a lady, sir.
1105
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,960
And not easy to forget.
1106
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,297
Well, you know what I always
do when I want to forget, sir?
1107
00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,263
What?
1108
00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:08,432
I go to a movie.
1109
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:09,720
[Laughter]
1110
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,032
[Music playing]
1111
00:48:24,082 --> 00:48:28,632
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