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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow, ♪
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♪ it floats back to you. ♪
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♪ The love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something for
everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure
your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore
yes, love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard, it's love. ♪
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I hope I'm not doing the wrong
thing by hiring this act sight unseen.
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Wrong thing?
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You don't know how lucky you are
to get Deacon dark.
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Yeah, but that jazz trio who
just backed out at the last minute.
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Well, it's just a good thing
that my uncle's girlfriend is
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Deacon dark's agent's
secretary's roommate.
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Gopher?
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Gopher: Hm?
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Are you sure that this guy's the
right act for our passengers?
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Oh, wow, Julie.
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He has seven gold records.
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His concerts are always s.R.O.
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Sro?
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Standing room only.
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His name is on more t-shirts
than fruit of the loom.
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Julie: Hmm?
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All right, all right, everybody.
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That'll be it.
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Thanks very, very much for
coming, but Deacon dark is gonna
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take a few days to rest up from
his very successful European
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tour, his seventh gold record,
and two dynamite weeks in las Vegas...
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Don't worry, we will be
available for more interviews when we come back into port.
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Love ya.
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Love ya all.
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Love ya all.
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Love ya.
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Phil: Marty?
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What?
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Take the snake, will ya?
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Mr. Dark, welcome aboard...Sir.
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Marty: Oh, hello my darlings.
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I'm Marty Austin, personal
manager and confident to the despicable Deacon dark.
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I believe we have three
fifty-one and three fifty-three on the promenade deck.
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Gopher: Yes, sir.
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And excellent cabins.
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They are right through these
doors and up the stairs.
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Love ya.
Love ya.
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Listen, my darling, do you think
you could possibly take Irving for a walk?
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And when you're through, bring
him up to our cabin.
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Goodbye, Irv.
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Sure!
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Gopher, I'm gonna get
you for this.
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Mornin', Julie.
Howdy, gopher.
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Hi, Andy.
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Anderson...would you do me a
favor and take my friend
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Irving....got him?
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Buy him a drink,
would you please?
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Yeah, he'd probably like a
grasshopper.
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Come on, Irving.
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I may need a drink myself.
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Gopher: Welcome aboard.
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Julie: Welcome aboard. Hi.
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Welcome aboard.
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Enjoy your cruise...
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Oh, Sara!
Hi.
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Welcome.
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I've...been expecting you.....
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Oh no, whoa...Whoa...
Not so fast.
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Well, wait a minute.
When did you learn sign language?
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Oh, I used to do some volunteer
work at Sara's school.
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And all the kids always said
that I had two left hands.
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Julie, why don't you introduce
me to your friend?
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Tell her that the two of us
could make beautiful music together.
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Oh, well, I think you've already
done that.
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You see Sara reads lips.
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Oh...
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What'd she say?
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Oh, well, she said...
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Please!
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We hardly know each other.
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Doc: Look out....
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Isaac, what are you reading
that's got you in such a daze?
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"Murder in Eden"...The new
Evelyn bosworth mystery.
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Oh!
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I just finished it.
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Yeah, well, don't tell me
how it ends.
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I've only got eight more pages
to go....Seven.
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You'll never guess who did it.
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The accountant. Right?
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No.
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It was the....
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Don't tell me...Don't tell me!
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Adam?
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Adam bricker?...
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Oh, doc, it's so good
to see you.
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Oh....
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Mitzi!
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Oh, how long has it been?
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Mitzi, what are you doing here?
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I'm on my honeymoon.
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Honeymoon?
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Mitzi, what're you doin', huh?
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I turn around to pay the cabbie
and you split.
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Oh, keep your shorts on.
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You found me, didn't you?
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Doc, this is Vinnie derisi...
My husband.
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Ah-ha....
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Vinnie, I want you to meet a
very dear friend of mine.
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Dr. Adam bricker.
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How do you do?
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Glad to meet ya.
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Doc and I were very close
at one time.
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Not close-close.
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Just sort of close....
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Actually, distant-close.
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We gonna stand around here like
this all day or what?
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We'd better get unpacked.
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See you later.
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Terrific....
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Yeah, the three of us.
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Now, he's the kind of guy you
suspect of murder.
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But never in a bosworth mystery.
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It's never anybody like him.
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It's always somebody like the
grocer, or somebody's
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grandmother or....Or somebody
like them.
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Teddy: Oh uh, miss McCoy?
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Julie: Hmm?
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I wondered if we might have a
few words with the captain.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Smith
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but the captain's busy on the
bridge right now.
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I'm sure you'll be able to see
him up on the lido deck later, though.
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Ah, thank you.
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Julie: Hm-hm.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Thank you.
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Teddy?
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What?
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The...the lido deck.
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Doesn't that sound like the
perfect place for a murder?
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You might have something.
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[Ship horn]
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I'm really sorry I let you talk
me into comin' on board in this freak outfit.
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That freak outfit pays a lot of
bills, buddy-boy.
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Yeah, well I just want to be
Phil backstrom and I just want to rest for a couple of days.
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Right.
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We could talk business later.
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What's this?
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Appearing tonight in the
acapulco lounge special guest star...Deacon dark!
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Just a way to defray expenses.
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It's...it's great publicity.
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I'm not doin' it.
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Oh, yes you are.
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No way.
Forget it.
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Oh, it's a great chance to try
out the new stuff...
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And we do have a contract.
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Okay, I'll sing for my supper.
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But no snakes.
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No costume.
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And no tarantulas.
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What're you talkin' about?
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That's your act.
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Look, man, I don't need all
those gimmicks.
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I'm a singer.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Sinatra's a singer.
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Lou rawls is a singer...
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You...are an attraction.
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I'm a side show.
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Nobody every went broke giving
the public what it wants.
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You know, Marty, this may sound
real corny...But there's a few
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things inside me i'd
like to say.
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Go to confession.....
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A year and a half ago you were
an aging rock star who couldn't get arrested.
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Today, you have a half a million
in the bank and you are a star.
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And who got you there?
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You did, Marty.
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Then we have nothing
to talk about.
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Right?
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Yeah, right.
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Good....
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I have to go to a meeting now.
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Ciao, baby....
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Think positive.
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Reading on duty?
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I know, but I've only got three
more pages to go.
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Yeah?
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Isaac: Yeah.
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Hey, you want me to tell
you how it ends?
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Morning, Isaac....
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Mr. Smith.
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Gopher: Hi, sir.
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Hi, sir.
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Well, you've been reading
"murder in Eden."
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Ah, no sir, hm-hm. I...
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I just found it.
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Good.
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I've been dying to read it.
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Oh, Vinnie, I can't believe
we're really here.
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Oh, this is super.
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It's so...So romantic.
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What're you doin', honey?
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Cool it.
There's people around here.
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We're on our honeymoon.
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You can think of it as a
honeymoon, if you want to.
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But I gotta tell you
somethin'...After livin'
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together for two and half years,
I think of it as a trip.
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Are you ashamed of me or
somethin'?
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What're you talkin' about?
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You never take me any place.
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The only place you ever take me
is to the track or some game.
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And then you treat me
like your sister.
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You won't even kiss me
in public.
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What about that day at the
coliseum...When the rams beat Minnesota?
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I kissed you then.
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You also kissed the man
in front of us,
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the peanut vender and a little
old lady in a viking hat.
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Made a bundle that day.
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Can't we forget about
gambling and
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do some of the things that
honeymooners do on a cruise?
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Like what?
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Like use your imagination...
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We could take a jacuzzi.
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Honey...i took a bath
already on the Lakers.
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All right...
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You choose something.
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P.A. voice: Ladies and
gentlemen...The casino is now open.
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Lady luck awaits you.
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Hey....
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Vinnie....
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This cruise is gonna turn out to
be better than I thought.
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Mitzi: Vinnie...
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Vinnie: Look, honey....Here's a
c-note.
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Go buy yourself somethin' nice.
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I'll see you later.
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How 'bout a ginger ale?
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Comin' right up.
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Hello...
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Hi.
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Nice day, huh?
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Yes.
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I'm Phil backstrom.
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Hello, Phil.
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I'm Julie McCoy and this is my
friend Sara.
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Oh, I'm very pleased
to meet you.
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Oh. She says that she's happy to
meet you too.
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Oh....
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Oh, how did that go again?
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Say it again.
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How'd I do?
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That means...
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I...
I know what that means.
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Couldn't we just slash his
throat and get on with our vacation?
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Frankly, sweetheart, I am bored
stiff with slashing throats.
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Well, I'm bored with murder.
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Lilly, how can you say that?
264
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,805
Murder's our living.
265
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,977
I mean without it you wouldn't
have that beautiful diamond
266
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:18,646
brooch, or the rolls Royce, or
the estate in the country.
267
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,697
Now come on, let's get on with
that captain business quickly,
268
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,031
then you can start your
vacation.
269
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,617
All right....
270
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,832
Oh look.
271
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,331
What?
272
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,331
Lillian: There's something...
273
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,794
The captain is officiating at
skeet shooting.
274
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,706
Well?
275
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,713
We could make it look like an
accident.
276
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,666
Shooting's always so messy.
277
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,756
And you know it attracts a
crowd...
278
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:46,391
What about an ice pick
through the head.
279
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,484
Teddy, that's been done to
death.
280
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,310
Well, tell me what hasn't?
281
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,026
Doc!
282
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:01,743
Doc!
283
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,322
Doc!
284
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,156
Doc!
285
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,490
Doc!
286
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,490
Doc: Isaac, what's the matter?
287
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,695
You look like you've
seen a ghost.
288
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,874
We'll be seein' the captain's
ghost if I don't warn him.
289
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,873
They're planning to kill him.
290
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:10,655
What?
291
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,038
Who?
292
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:11,753
The smiths.
293
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,672
They want to murder the captain.
294
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,251
Oh, come on.
295
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,626
Man, listen...Listen.
296
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,382
They were talkin' about
slashed throats.
297
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,835
It's...it's...it's their
business.
298
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,756
Isaac, slashed throats
are my business,
299
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,724
along with scraped knees
and...Fever on the brain.
300
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:45,737
You are my.....Was it this way
or was....
301
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,447
Friend.
302
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,957
I gotcha.
303
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,171
Say goodbye to the groupie, kid.
304
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,750
We got business.
305
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,464
Marty, this is Sara.
306
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,245
And Marty...
307
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:58,747
Marty: Yeah?
308
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,877
Sara is my friend.
309
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,097
Oh, charades...Charades.
310
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,218
Marty, Sara's deaf.
311
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,064
Marty: Oh...
312
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,099
Say your good-byes and meet me
in the lounge.
313
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,063
You gotta rehearse the
tarantulas.
314
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,936
It would take too long to
explain.
315
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,236
I'll walk you back
to your cabin.
316
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,609
Okay?
317
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,423
Teddy: Right there
Isaac: Have a good day.
318
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,001
Issac: Alright bye-bye.
319
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,680
Two Singapore slings, please.
320
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,846
Can't we just drown him?
321
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,443
A sea captain?
322
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,650
Oh, Lillian, think of your
profession.
323
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,361
Well, it was much easier in the
old days.
324
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,281
We could just blow them away.
325
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,989
Ah...one must move with the
times...
326
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,331
Just think what we have at our
fingertips...
327
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:13,948
Laser beams...High frequency
sounds....
328
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:14,868
Yes.
329
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:18,665
We'll sauté his inners with
microwaves.
330
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,541
Now you're cooking.
331
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,555
I wonder what the captain's
gonna do when Deacon dark shows up at his table.
332
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,524
Don't worry.
333
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,903
Get along fine.
334
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,319
I just hope he doesn't
wear his snake.
335
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,318
Phil: Hi, gopher.
336
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,109
Hi, Julie.
337
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,032
Gopher: Hi, Phil.
Julie: Hi, Phil.
338
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,070
Oh, oh, excuse me.....
339
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,244
Uh, Phil?
340
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:48,702
Phil: Yeah?
341
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,031
Gopher: Phil?
342
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,534
Phil: Yes?
343
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,906
This seat is reserved for
Deacon dark.
344
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,373
I'm sorry.
345
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,663
I'm afraid that's me.
346
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,917
Gopher: Really?!
347
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,917
Phil: Yeah.
348
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,668
Oh!
349
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,090
Captain, this is Deacon dark...
350
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,549
The Deacon dark!
351
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,259
Well, how do you do, Mr. Dark?
352
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,219
Nice to meet you.
353
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,928
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with
your music.
354
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,889
Well, most of my music is kind
of obscure.
355
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,640
Are you kidding me?
356
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,892
Screaming voodoo devil boogie
woman....
357
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,734
Step, step, step on toads?
358
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,811
I've all of Deacon's albums.
359
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,726
I used to collect
Teresa brewer albums.
360
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,606
Why?...
361
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,409
Uh....
362
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,239
I can't stay.
363
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:31,913
I have to...
364
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,950
I have to check on towels.
365
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,965
Isaac?!
366
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,887
Don't tell me you're still
spying on that nice couple.
367
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,897
Doc...they're really
gonna do it.
368
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,149
They're gonna off the captain
with microwaves.
369
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,441
Doc: Hm-hm.
370
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,944
Well, when you see them
brandishing an oven, you let me know.
371
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,608
Listen, you gotta believe me.
372
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,816
Those people are for real.
373
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,656
Isaac, if they were for real,
they'd choose something simple and available.
374
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,124
Like poison sugar cubes...
375
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,459
Look, Sherlock Holmes
you're not.
376
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,797
Relax...
377
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,299
Good evening...Evening.
378
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,557
Evening, doctor.
379
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,641
Joanne, what do you say, you and
I go into the acapulco lounge
380
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,148
and boogie the night away.
381
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,980
Gopher, you gotta help me.
382
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,816
She needs my help more
than you do.
383
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:55,822
The smiths...Poison...Sugar
cubes.
384
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,988
What?
385
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,410
They're gonna poison the
captain.
386
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,456
Mrs. Smith took the sugar.
387
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,119
The captain's life is in danger.
388
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,294
Okay.
389
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,536
Here's what we'll do.
390
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,838
You stick close to the captain.
391
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,881
Don't let him out of your sight.
392
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,263
First sign of trouble,
you call me.
393
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,170
Ah, okay.
394
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,337
I'll be in the bar
pretending to work.
395
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,255
Okay.
396
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,843
I'll be with joanne pretending
to boogie.
397
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,400
What'd you have to drag me away
from the card game for?
398
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,821
I was just breakin' even.
399
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,029
Oh, I thought maybe we could
dance.
400
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:31,989
I don't feel like it.
401
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,029
You go ahead.
I'll catch up to you later.
402
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,510
Hi.
403
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,168
Hi...
404
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,890
Anything I can do?
405
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:09,728
Here I am on a romantic ship in
the middle of a beautiful ocean...
406
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:15,235
Doc, a girls wants a little love
and affection in her life.
407
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,740
Why can't Vinnie feel for me
what I feel for him?
408
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:24,705
Hey...hey...eyes as lovely as
yours shouldn't be clouded with tears.
409
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,745
You say the nicest things.
410
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,877
Only to the nicest people.
411
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,935
You're a marvelous dancer.
412
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,900
How do you do it?
413
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:58,737
She says that she can't hear the
music, but she can feel the vibrations.
414
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,872
At last, someone who can enjoy
my singing.
415
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:11,247
Good evening ladies and
gentlemen, and welcome to the acapulco lounge.
416
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,205
I'm here to introduce a super
star...
417
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,637
Ladies and gentlemen...Here he
is...The demented...The
418
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:24,428
dangerous.....the
disgusting...deacon dark.
419
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:39,148
(Deacon dark singing "smash it")
♪ smash it, smash it ♪
420
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:42,157
♪ hit it with a hammer
and crash it ♪
421
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:47,120
♪ bash it, slash it... hit it
with a hammer and trash it ♪
422
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,331
♪ you think you want
to see the world ♪
423
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,837
♪ I say smash it ♪
424
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,339
♪ smash it ♪
425
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,970
♪ you say you want to
save our love ♪
426
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,429
♪ I say trash it ♪
427
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,679
♪ trash it! ♪
428
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,810
♪ You know you never say
what you mean ♪
429
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,019
♪ hey ♪
430
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,020
♪ you know I'm not like that
'cause I'm mean ♪
431
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,984
♪ and I mean what I say,
I mean what I say ♪
432
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,525
♪ I mean what I say,
I mean what I say ♪
433
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,700
♪ yeah, you say you
want to save my soul ♪
434
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,321
♪ I say smash it ♪
435
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,198
♪ smash it! ♪
436
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:29,123
♪ You say you want to
save my life ♪
437
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,414
♪ I say smash it. ♪
438
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,417
♪ Smash it ♪
439
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,368
♪ slash it ♪
440
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,327
♪ slash it! ♪
441
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,537
♪ Hit it with a hammer
and trash it ♪
442
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,127
♪ trash it! ♪
443
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:36,751
♪ Bash it ♪
444
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,877
♪ bash it! ♪
445
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:38,843
♪ Smash it ♪
446
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,762
♪ smash it! ♪
447
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,380
♪ Hit it with a hammer
and trash it ♪
448
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,547
♪ smash it, smash it ♪
449
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,177
♪ stab it ♪
450
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,894
♪ slash it...♪
451
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,184
♪...smash it! ♪
452
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,703
You liked it.
453
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,239
Right, sir?
454
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:06,532
Well....let me put it this
way...
455
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,083
He's no Jerry vale.
456
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,208
Sorry, I'm late, honey.
457
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,218
I got hung up on a table,
so I...
458
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,891
What're you doin'?
459
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,389
Leaving you.
460
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,601
Leaving me?
461
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,770
What're you gonna swim home to
your mother?
462
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,389
Very funny, Vinnie.
463
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,096
But I'm going.
464
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,096
What're you talkin' about?
465
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,857
You never cut out on me before.
466
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,228
I'm tired of being taken for
granted.
467
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,777
I want some affection.
468
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,320
Intimacy.
469
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,073
Things you obviously
won't give me.
470
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,327
Where're you goin'?
471
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,788
To doc's...
472
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,288
Isaac, I want to thank you for
your concern, but...Why would
473
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,455
the smiths want to murder me?
474
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,803
Because...uh...
475
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,470
Frankly, sir, I think he's been
working too hard.
476
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,129
I haven't been working hard at
all...
477
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:10,468
Oh, well, what I mean, sir, is
they're gonna bump you off with poisoned sugar cubes.
478
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:14,425
Oh, Isaac, this whole idea is
ludicrous.
479
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,648
He's reading too many mysteries.
480
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,858
Sir, I wish you'd take this
thing seriously.
481
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,649
Take what seriously?
482
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,982
The....the killing.
483
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,438
Ah, Mr. Washington,
484
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,158
I want to thank you again.
Bye-bye...
485
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,199
But...but, sir, I am positive.
486
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,622
Isaac...
487
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:33,160
I haven't an enemy in the world.
488
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,285
[Knocks on door]
489
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,871
Enter.
490
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,286
Good evening captain stubing....
491
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,004
Evening boys...
492
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,504
Oh, uh... he just needs a little
bit of shore leave, sir.
493
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,546
He'll be fine. Good evening.
494
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:44,546
Good evening.
495
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,341
Ah, how are you this evening,
captain?
496
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,514
I took the Liberty of pouring
your tea.
497
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,223
Oh, I didn't order any tea,
Anderson.
498
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,474
You mean to tell me you didn't
call up and order tea?
499
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,427
No.
500
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,136
Well, sir, I'll just take it
right back then.
501
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,476
I'm sorry to disturb you.
502
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,691
Well, that's all right.
503
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,820
A... cup of tea might just hit
the spot.
504
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,898
Oh, leave it.
505
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:03,693
All right, sir.
506
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:04,315
Thank you.
507
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,361
Have a good evenin', sir.
508
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,743
Thank you, Anderson.
509
00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:06,743
Anderson: Thank you, sir.
510
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,877
Captain (v.O.): "Jensen knew he
was dying.
511
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:29,552
He laughed bitterly as he
realized the irony of his last words to Mildred....
512
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,894
Don't worry, darling, no one
wants to kill me.
513
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,761
I haven't an enemy in the
world?"
514
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,634
So, what'd you think?.....
515
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,708
Really bizarre, huh?
516
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,252
I mean those people just love
those gimmicks...
517
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,628
You didn't like it, did you?
518
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,715
Look, I know I'm not the world's
greatest singer.
519
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,590
I just give the people what they
want, that's all.
520
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,217
Who am I to fight with success?
521
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,394
Right?......
522
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,685
Oh, forget about it.
523
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,821
I mean you don't have to be able
to speak for me to know what you're thinking...
524
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,280
You're entitled to your opinion.
525
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,900
I'm sorry I disappointed you.
526
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,356
Goodnight.
527
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,796
Mitzi!
528
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,428
Vinnie!
529
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:52,719
What're you doin' with my wife?
530
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:53,301
Doing?
531
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,585
I wasn't doing anything.
532
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,848
She just got here.
533
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,769
And I'm here, because I will go
anywhere to be where you're not!
534
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,810
Ohhh....
535
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:10,526
I want you to make my wife fall
out of love with you and come back to me...Or...
536
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:13,360
Vinnie, she's not in love with
me and I'm not in love with her.
537
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,776
We're just good friends.
538
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,164
Ah, then you won't mind if I
break the door down with your face.
539
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,492
Uh, excuse me...
540
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:22,497
Uh, mitzi, this is doc.
541
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:26,840
Mitzi, why don't you and Vinnie
go back to your cabin and talk things out?
542
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,498
Mitzi (o.C.): Because!
543
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,506
Well, that makes sense.
544
00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,168
Mitzi (o.C.): Take a hike Vinnie
and leave me alone.
545
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,128
Okay.
546
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,047
Terrific.
547
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,215
I ain't losin' any sleep over
you, lady!
548
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:37,894
Come on.
549
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:38,761
What?
550
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:39,557
You're not stayin' here
with my wife.
551
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,729
Please,
Mr. Derisi, I'm a doctor.
552
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,139
Yeah, but you ain't
operatin' tonight.
553
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,557
Out!
554
00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:52,856
So after you left I started to
think about people who might qualify.
555
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:53,534
Qualify?
556
00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:54,531
Yes.
557
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:57,572
For the enemies I might have
in the world.
558
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,487
And you remembered the smiths?
559
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:03,366
Maybe Smith isn't their real
name...
560
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,205
Maybe they were sent by someone.
561
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:10,171
So...i made up a little list....
562
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:15,093
The names with the stars are my
top ten enemies.
563
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,715
How 'bout the names with
the dots?
564
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,181
Runners up...
565
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:22,096
What's the matter with me?
566
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,892
No one has a good reason to want
to see me dead.
567
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,977
Maybe it was someone
with no reason.
568
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,444
Or maybe it's just someone who
likes a challenge.
569
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:46,791
Doc?
570
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:47,753
Doc: Hm?
571
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:48,922
Doc, are you asleep?
572
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,210
Oh...
573
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,963
Vinnie...
574
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:57,585
Vinnie, it's....The big hand's
on the twelve, the little hand's on the three....Three?!!!
575
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,755
Oh, Vinnie!
576
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:00,934
Doc, we gotta talk.
577
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,062
If I lose mitzi, I'll go crazy.
578
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,929
Vinnie, I told you what to do.
579
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,766
Yeah, I know...Tenderness,
gentleness, romantic stuff.
580
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,561
I can't talk like that.
581
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,105
But it's easy.
582
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:16,528
Compliment her on her eyes, her
hair, whatever you happen to be looking at.
583
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:17,991
Goodnight.
584
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:27,621
Yeah, that's it.....
585
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:33,745
Your skin...It's so white...It's
so smooth...Like a brand new cue ball.
586
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,882
You've convinced me......
587
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,135
You need help....
588
00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,433
You're lucky I make house
calls....
589
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:48,727
Now look...
590
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,983
P.a.voice: Good morning and
welcome to cabo San Lucas.
591
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,895
We hope you enjoy your day.
592
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,296
I'm really sorry
about last night.
593
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:21,220
I wasn't angry with you, I was
angry with myself...
594
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:25,351
Look, it's gonna be kind of hard
to explain...But I'd like to try again.
595
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,180
Okay?...
596
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,435
Friend.
597
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,694
See, I know I don't need all
those props and gimmicks,
598
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:39,403
but...but Marty...Well Marty
doesn't understand.
599
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,696
He thinks that's the only way I
can make it.
600
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:47,910
All I want to do is write songs
and...And sing.....
601
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:52,674
Somehow it all got mixed up with
money and success and...
602
00:29:56,294 --> 00:30:01,884
Well, I wrote this song
for you and...
603
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,441
Just pretend it's poetry and
pretend it's good.
604
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,186
Okay?
605
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,616
They're neck and neck.
606
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:34,205
It's blue moon.
607
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:41,210
Hi yo silver and rolling
roar...Moving up on the inside...
608
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:44,427
Hey, I didn't know they had
horse racin' on the ship.
609
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,719
Vinnie, I didn't stay up all
night coaching you so you could play the horses.
610
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,764
Now you stay here and
behave yourself.
611
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:51,217
I'll go get mitzi.
612
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,517
What if somethin' goes wrong?
613
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,560
Nothing's gonna go wrong.
614
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,943
You'll do fine.
615
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,899
Okay?
616
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,150
Okay.
617
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,113
Sara, come on in...
618
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,371
What's the matter?
What's wrong?
619
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,412
This from Phil?...
620
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,248
Oh, slow down...No, no.
621
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,134
Don't go so fast...
622
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,473
Mmm...
623
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,392
Are you sure you love him?...
624
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:37,148
Well, then if you feel that
strongly, go to him and tell him...
625
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,322
You'll find a way...
626
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,491
Bye.
627
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,826
Gopher: Ladies and gentlemen, it
is now one minute to post time
628
00:31:55,913 --> 00:32:00,673
for race number three on lido
deck, durby day. Place your bets.
629
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,962
Vinnie: Put up a dollar on
purple passion for me.
630
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,877
Mitzi: Doc said you wanted to
see me.
631
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:10,465
Oh yeah, well....It was kinda
lonely without you last night.
632
00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,183
I'll bet.
633
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:15,023
Mitzi, I'm just tryin' to be
nice to you.
634
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,139
Gopher: And they're off!
635
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,805
And the first number is four.
636
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,734
There goes green hornet off to
an early lead followed by beige
637
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:22,693
beauty, blue moon, purple
passion, red rover and
638
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,194
hi yo silver...
639
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,026
So...what do
you want to say?
640
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:28,031
Well....
641
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,992
Gopher: And neck...Purple
passion leads....
642
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,573
Your neck...
643
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,988
What about it?
644
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,736
Ummm...
645
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,736
Gopher: As they enter the
stretch...
646
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,037
It stretches.
647
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,710
Oh, that's really beautiful.
648
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,039
No, wait...Wait...Wait...Wait.
649
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,423
Gopher: Nose to nose.
650
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,210
Your nose.
651
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,210
Gopher: Coming up on the
outside.
652
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:44,553
It's on the outside.
653
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,839
Gopher: It's purple passion...
654
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,343
And the winner is
purple passion.
655
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:53,258
Vinnie:
I win! I win! I win!...
656
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,852
I lose.
657
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,225
I feel ridiculous having a
bodyguard.
658
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,317
Would you rather feel dead?
659
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,032
Sounds like Isaac's been
sampling his own work, sir.
660
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:10,743
Now, wait a minute.
661
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,702
Wait a minute.
662
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,201
This entire thing has
gotten out of hand.
663
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:19,253
Lillian, it's imperative that we
find a way to finish off the captain tonight.
664
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,080
Lillian: Mmm...You're right.
665
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,415
We've already received a
contract for the next one.
666
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,302
It must be the busy
time of the year.
667
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,720
Teddy: And don't forget...We've
got that convention in Boston next month.
668
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,102
Gopher: Oh my god!
669
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,558
They have group rates.
670
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,425
Isaac: Captain!
671
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,886
What are you doing?
672
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,766
I am going to confront the
killers.
673
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,603
Sir, don't confront killers.
674
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,148
You could get hurt.
675
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:50,612
I am not going to my death like
a spineless jellyfish.
676
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:56,075
Once they know I'm onto
them...The tables will be turned....In my favor...
677
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:58,909
Excuse me.
678
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,075
Lillian: Oh...
679
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,083
Captain.
680
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,964
I know why you are here and what
you are up to.
681
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:08,302
Oh, good...
682
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:13,679
Perhaps you'll be kind enough to
cooperate, because we're having a devil of a time.
683
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Teddy: Captain, don't tell
anyone...'Cause we're on a very
684
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,473
tight schedule and we don't want
to attract a crowd.
685
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:23,727
And we'll just hang around
until...Until we get the job done.
686
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:24,981
Wish us luck.
687
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:49,917
Hi there.
688
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:51,384
Hey, doc...
689
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,184
Say, doc, is mitzi still stayi'
in your cabin?
690
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,799
Yeah...
691
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,346
I wish you two'd get together.
692
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,179
I kinda miss my own lumpy
mattress.
693
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,186
Could you do me a favor and
give her this?
694
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,228
And give her this note, too...
695
00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:07,692
Want to tell her goodbye.
696
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,862
Goodbye?
697
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,320
Vinnie, mitzi doesn't want to
lose you.
698
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,029
She loves you.
699
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:14,700
Ah, not anymore.
700
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,199
Vinnie, all mitzi wants from you
is some signs of affection.
701
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,873
Well, I talked to her like you
told me to.
702
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,333
Good...good.
703
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,042
No.
704
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:25,042
Bad...bad.
705
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,713
You see this horse race was
goin' on...
706
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,001
Oh, Vinnie, you didn't?
707
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:29,535
Yeah.
708
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:30,837
I did.
709
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,920
My horse came in, but my wife
walked out.
710
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:34,215
I should have stayed with you.
711
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,008
Yeah. You could have told me
what to say.
712
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:38,434
That's it!
713
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,011
That's what we'll do.
714
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:40,926
What?
715
00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:42,353
We'll go knock on mitzi's door.
716
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:45,021
Now she won't want to talk to
me, so she'll keep the door closed.
717
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,101
But I'll talk to her anyway.
718
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,725
The only thing is you'll be
telling me what to say.
719
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,363
Sounds vaguely familiar, but it
won't work.
720
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,730
Of course it will.
I saw it in a movie.
721
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,437
Cyril deburgerjack.
722
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,277
Cyrano De bergerac?
723
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:57,412
Have it your way.
724
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,118
With a little practice, I know
we can pull this off.
725
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,118
Come on, doc!
726
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,869
Well, I don't know...
727
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:18,468
Sara...hey, Sara, I'm really
sorry about the...
728
00:36:35,192 --> 00:36:36,492
Oh, you can't go out there, sir.
729
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,449
They'll find you.
730
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,108
I've got a ship to run...
Rounds to make.
731
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,776
I can't stay in here forever.
732
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:41,985
Gopher: I've got it!
733
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,914
Sir...you will make your rounds.
734
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,155
Take off your clothes.
735
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,295
Play?
736
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,153
♪ ♪
737
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,331
You little devil.
738
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,542
You can feel the music
with your hands...
739
00:37:56,565 --> 00:38:04,155
♪ Never saw the rainbow, only
saw the rain...♪
740
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:10,830
♪ Everything was wrong and
nothing right...♪
741
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:18,673
♪ Then along came Sara...Sweet
and loving Sara...♪
742
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:25,724
♪ Took my hand and led me
to the light...♪
743
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:33,193
♪ Now I see the rainbow...And I
don't mind the rain...♪
744
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:40,689
♪ Sara's here and nothing
is the same...♪
745
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:48,406
♪ All my world is magic...Since
she smiled hello...♪
746
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:52,582
♪ Now that I have found you,
Sara...♪
747
00:38:52,663 --> 00:39:05,763
♪ I can never...Ever let
you...Go...♪
748
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:30,618
Gopher?
749
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:32,241
Shhhh...
750
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,458
Gopher, what are you doing?
751
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,118
I'm impersonating the captain.
752
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,247
You could go to jail for
impersonating an officer.
753
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,094
I could get killed for
impersonating an officer.
754
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,170
I'm on decoy patrol.
755
00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:44,094
I'm gonna throw the smiths off
the captain's trail.
756
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,673
What are you talking about?
757
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,969
I can't talk now.
758
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,144
I've got to keep moving.
759
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,312
Remember me fondly.
760
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:54,432
Good evening.
761
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,937
You going up on deck?
762
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,937
Teddy: Yes.
763
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:58,098
The moonlight tonight will
knock you dead.
764
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,517
They say it's a killer.
765
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:10,528
That's it, Marty.
766
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:12,236
I work like this, or I don't
work at all.
767
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:13,486
Oh, come on, Deacon.
768
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,997
Phil...
769
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:19,629
Look, what makes you think you
can make it like that?
770
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:25,798
Well....well, I sang that song
for Sara this afternoon and she loved it.
771
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,591
Could I ask you a
question, Phil?
772
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,431
How many records do deaf
people buy?
773
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:44,532
Mitzi...
774
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,818
It's Vinnie, I want to
talk to you...
775
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:52,988
Don't...don't open the door.
776
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,735
Why not?
777
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,407
Well, I'd like to talk to you
and what I've got to say has to be said through the door.
778
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,995
What do you want to say?
779
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,173
What do I wanna say?
780
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,291
This is never gonna work.
781
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:04,797
This is never gonna work.
782
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,009
What do you mean?
783
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:07,048
What do I mean?
784
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,881
Will you be quiet till i'm
ready?
785
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,716
Will you be quiet till i'm
ready?
786
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,221
Mitzi: Did you come here to
insult me?
787
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,064
Doc: Uh, mitzi...
788
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,429
Mitzi, I don't know why I wasted
all my time on them foolish
789
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:21,227
games of chance...When I
could've been playin' the best
790
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:25,152
game in town...The game of
love...With you.
791
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,399
Oh, Vinnie, that's beautiful.
792
00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:31,987
Yeah, ain't it.
793
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:39,414
But you...But you...You
sound...You sound different.
794
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:42,876
Ahhh...that's 'cause I'm all
choked up with emotion.
795
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,418
Vinnie: Yeah, like the Dodgers
choked in the third game of the world series.
796
00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:47,592
Now you sound like the old
Vinnie.
797
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,931
I may sound like the old Vinnie,
but believe me this is the new Vinnie...
798
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,968
A new Vinnie who wants a new
relationship...A new
799
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:58,272
relationship full of intimacy
and full of affection.
800
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,429
Yeah...and public kissing.
801
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,098
Oh, Vinnie!!
802
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,726
I love you...
803
00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:05,943
Doc?!
804
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,113
Hi, there...
805
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,481
Hi, there.
806
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,437
I shoulda known.
807
00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:13,237
You even found a way of turning
love into a hustle.
808
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,072
No, no, no, honey, honey.
809
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:15,276
Listen, please, I...
810
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,156
I meant everything he said.
811
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:16,912
I swear.
812
00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:17,952
He did...He did.
813
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,245
Oh, sure he did.
814
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,459
Okay, if you don't believe me
then go ahead and split.
815
00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:24,959
Now, wait a minute...Both of you
just hold on.
816
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,962
Get over here...
817
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,335
Now you loved each other enough
to get married.
818
00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:32,012
Now why don't you give it a
chance?
819
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,801
Come on, Vinnie...Tell her how
you feel.
820
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,345
It doesn't have to be
special or fancy.
821
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:37,808
It just has to be you.
822
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:42,845
Mmm...
823
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,595
You're like filling an inside
straight...
824
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,478
And you know somethin' else?
825
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:48,984
Without you I'd croak.
826
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,986
Ohhh...
827
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:51,938
Vinnie....
828
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,647
Oh, Vinnie.
829
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:56,954
The man's a poet.
830
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,127
Sir, please sit down.
831
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,628
It's out of our hands now.
832
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,340
I'm worried about mr.Smith.
833
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,010
Our Mr. Smith.
834
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,969
Ah, do you mind if I read the
last few pages while we're waiting?
835
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,970
Isaac, at a time like this?...
836
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,979
The smiths are Evelyn bosworth.
837
00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:27,521
Huh?
838
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,185
They write these mysteries.
839
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,194
Oh, they're not trying
to kill me.
840
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,857
I bet they're plotting their
next book.
841
00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,985
It probably takes place on a
cruise ship.
842
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,214
Well, Teddy, I have to hand it
to you.
843
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,631
What's that?
844
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,669
As usual, you've come up with
the perfect way to do the dirty deed.
845
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,045
Congratulations.
846
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,341
Oh, stop it, pretty face.
847
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,835
You make me blush.
848
00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:58,716
Come on.
849
00:43:58,802 --> 00:43:59,722
Open the champagne.
850
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,103
It's a celebration.
851
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,103
Teddy: I'm doing my best.
852
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,020
You know how good I am at this.
853
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,639
Ahhh...
854
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,693
Hey, what happened?
855
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,736
Hey, what happened?
Are you alright?
856
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:15,778
What is it?
857
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:19,241
I regret that I have but one
life to give for my
858
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,873
captain...
859
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:26,911
Sir!
860
00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:32,587
Sir...I'm sorry about the blood
on your uniform, sir.
861
00:44:32,669 --> 00:44:36,919
Just have it cleaned and take
the money out of my last check.
862
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,877
There is no blood.
863
00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:39,547
No blood?
864
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,295
Captain: No blood.
865
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,217
There has to be blood.
866
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:44,724
They shot me.
867
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,017
With blande des blande
fifty-nine.
868
00:44:53,273 --> 00:45:00,453
♪ "Then along came Sara...Sweet
and loving Sara...♪
869
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:07,791
♪ Took my hand and led me to the
light...♪
870
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:14,841
♪ Now I see the rainbow...And I
don't mind the rain...♪
871
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:22,140
♪ Sara's here and nothing is the
same...♪
872
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:29,979
♪ All my world is magic...Since
she smiled hello...♪
873
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:34,230
♪ Now that I have found you,
Sara...♪
874
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:45,784
♪ I can never...Ever let
you...Go...♪
875
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,839
What a gimmick...
876
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:02,304
No gimmick.
877
00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:15,611
"The love boat will continue in
a moment."
878
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,237
Thanks, doc.
879
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,657
Oh, it wasn't anything.
880
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,745
It was something.
881
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:36,080
And every year on our
anniversary, you'll be getting a bottle of champagne.
882
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:39,048
In that case, I hope you have
lots of them.
883
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:41,299
Thanks, doc.
884
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:42,841
I'll never forget you.
885
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,731
Hey kid, hurry up.
886
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,728
The press is waiting outside.
887
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,900
I wish you had a tie and a
jacket, you know?
888
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,859
We have a new image to maintain.
889
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,900
You should look more like...
890
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,243
Jerry vale.
891
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,738
Marty...don't worry about it.
892
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,110
Why don't you go take care of
the press?
893
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,107
Okay?
Marty: Okay, kid.
894
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:07,068
Okay.
895
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,577
Good...good.
896
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,869
He'll never change.
897
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:14,917
I love you.
898
00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:22,263
Captain: Oh, Mr. Smith?
899
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,089
Captain...yes?
900
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,133
I...finished your novel last
night.
901
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,797
Your detective is amazing.
902
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,296
Well, he doesn't work alone.
903
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,638
No...he had help.
904
00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:34,143
Just as we did in our latest
endeavor.
905
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,766
And last night it finally all
came together.
906
00:47:36,853 --> 00:47:38,943
And that's why we were
celebrating with champagne.
907
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,612
Oh...
908
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:47,661
Well, tell me....What sort of
death did you choose for this....Fictitious captain?
909
00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:50,869
Captain, what fun would it be if
you knew the outcome ahead of time?
910
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,621
Oh, Lillian's right, captain.
911
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,414
It's better that you
wait and see.
912
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,080
Rest assured...It's grisly.
913
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:00,537
Lillian: Mmmm...
914
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:04,258
Oh...
915
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:06,589
We're calling it "murder on the
high seas"...
916
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,175
You'll love it.
917
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:11,096
Wow!
918
00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:13,639
Hey, murder in Eden.
919
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,354
I've been wanting to
read that book.
920
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:16,184
Did you finish it yet?
921
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,098
Yeah...
922
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:18,725
The bus driver did it.
923
00:48:18,775 --> 00:48:23,325
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