All language subtitles for The Love Boat s02e02 Marooned 2

[Theme music]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Suspenseful music]

[Thunder crashing]

[Dishes clattering]

[Loud chatter]

Mr. Cunningham.

Mr. Cunningham, we're
really getting it now.

Get on the stick, do something.

Does marinara stain
dacron and cotton polyester?

Chuck, give word to
the rest of the crew.

Batten everything down.

Close all the bars, close the
acapulco lounge and the casino.

Drain the pool.

Secure everything that moves.

Hey, forget about him.

Do as I tell you to do, or let's
choose sides for water Polo.

Um, ladies and gentlemen.

Listen, everybody.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Hi there.

Um, my name is Isaac
Washington, and I'm the--

uh-- I'm the--

I'm the chief
bartender of this ship.

I don't know if
any of you noticed,

but we seem to have run
into a bit of bad weather.

Well, actually, it's more than
a bit, but less than a bunch.

Ok?

So everybody, come on.

Nice and easy.

Back to your cabins,
let's go. All right?

[Passengers grumbling]

Mr. Cunningham.

A little bleach and
it'll be as good as new.

[Suspenseful music]

[Thunder crashing]

Well, everything seems to
be holding together so far.

I sure don't build
'em like I used to.

Oh.

Oh, mau.

Remember our first place?

Every time the guy
upstairs had a shower,

we had a shower on
the kitchen table.

You always said
your eggs were runny.

You know, where I'm thinking
of going on my vacation?

South of France.

I'd rather go to the north.

What's the attraction
in the north?

You'd be in the south.

I have a whole shell full
of fresh rainwater here.

Terrific.

We can wash our hair and
not leave a scaly deposit.

I'll have a drink.

[Thunder crashing]

[Cracking]
- Ah!

What's that?

It sounds like a hunk
of the roof just blew off.

I think you're right.

Check it out, Mr. Smith.

Check it out?

Outside in the hurricane?

Gopher, you're not gonna melt.

Well, why don't we
draw straws or something?

Gopher, for heaven's sake.

Gopher: Ok, I'll check it out.

[Suspenseful music]

[Cracking]

[Yelling]

Gopher!

Ah!

Stop, don't touch him!

Don't touch him!

Let's get the tree off him.

He's under a tree,
for crying out loud!

Somebody help!

All right, get out of the way!

Come on!

[Grunting]

Ok, get him inside.

Watch out.

I got him, I got him.

Get him in the hut.
Careful.

Let's get him inside.
That's it.

Careful.

Mr. Crothers, do you
know what you just did?

Yeah.

I dropped my gun, didn't I?

[Music playing]

He's got a hell
of a concussion.

There's really nothing we
can do for him at this point.

Thank god, I think he
hasn't gone into shock.

I was so mean to him.

He could die.

He's not gonna die, Julie.

He's gonna be ok.

He's gonna be ok.

What a vacation.

Aw, Cheryl.

[Chuckling]

Don't do that.

That tickles.

Gopher.

Can you hear me?

Is that you, Jackie?

No, it's Julie.

Doc, he's talking!

Thank god he's ok.

Kate, give my
regards to Farrah.

Doc, he's hallucinating.

Maybe not.

I have that same
dream sometimes.

Keep a close eye on him.

Don't worry, I will.

Gopher.

Farrah.

It is you.

Why don't you get out
of that wet t-shirt?

Ms. Atwood, you're
so quiet, dear.

Are you all right?

Sure, I'm terrific.

I was just thinking of sending
some postcards to my enemies.

Having a wonderful time.

Wish you were here.

Oh, I'm sure you
don't have any enemies.

How about just
leaving me alone?

All right?

All right.

Why don't you stop
feeling sorry for yourself

just long enough to think
about somebody else?

Don't worry, fluffem.

We'll get out of this ok.

Oh, who cares?

What do you mean?

I mean, who cares!

What does it matter if the
hurricane kills me overnight,

or I go back to the life I have?

A slow, boring death day by day.

You really hate me that much?

I don't hate you.

Like I said, I just
don't care anymore.

We've enjoyed a lot of years.

We belong together.

Maybe once.

Mo, I love you.

Those are just words, Everett.

[Crying]

I want what every woman wants.

I want to be held, touched.

To be swept off my feet.

I want a man.

A real man.

Hey.

You're looking at a real man.

Yeah, a man that drives
other women crazy.

[Crying]

What, you don't believe me?

Well, maybe you ought
to check with Diana.

Oh, Diana, sure.

Diana.

That was her real name.

Her professional name was
red ginger the wam-wam girl.

Bada boom!

Ha!

I was sitting at ringside, and
she tossed her tassel to me.

And we both knew it was kismet.

[Purring]

Ah.

One always remembers his
first mistress very fondly.

Your first?

How many others?

How many times did
I report seeing ufos?

Why-- you--

[music playing]

[Knocking]

[Thunder crashing]

- Hi.
- Hi.

You all right?

Yeah, I think so.

Can I, uh, come in?

Sure.

Whoa.

Do you believe this?

(Laughing) No.

How's your mother?

Oh, she's fine.

Up $50.

Listen, you know, I
told her about you.

She had a lot of questions.
- Oh?

Yeah.

If you play poker, you play
pinochle, you play gin.

Might be I'm gonna
like your mother.

Yeah, well you--

oh!

[Laughing]

Mother nature's
not bad either.

Pierre?

Pierre!

(French accent) Ha-ha!

Good to see you again, eh?

Ah, the restaurant,
it goes well, huh?

Ah, fantastique!

It sounds like you made
it to the south of France.

(French accent)
A little champagne

to start, but of course.

And then I think the foie
Gras, the coquille St. jaques.

Et pour le dessert,
souffle au chocolat.

Get him.

This is the guy who thinks
a big Mac is a gourmet dish.

Mr. Crothers, can
I ask you a question?

What's a good looking guy like
me doing in a place like this?

Well, the thought
had crossed my mind.

Oh, well.

It's the usual reason.

A busted marriage.

You know what I did
after she left me?

I got a job at Disneyland.

Oh.

I was humpty dumpty.

Humpty dumpty!

Yeah.

Every afternoon I dressed
up like a big egg.

[Laughing]

You know what finally got me?

The mice.

There was this great
big one with dumb ears.

He had on red pants and,
uh, two great big buttons.

You know what?

The son of a gun was the star.

- Oh no.
- Yeah.

Can you beat that?

No.

The star!

Eh.

I said, if that's
life, he can have it.

I said, the hell with 'em and
the horse they rode in on.

And I came right to this island.

Well, I can't say
I blame you a bit.

That's the most
compelling reason I ever

heard for becoming a hermit.

[Laughing]

Yeah, yeah.

Well, it's quiet and
peaceful-- uh, usually.

And there's no mice to speak
of-- uh, that's at least none

that think they're Clark gable.

But, uh, well, it
has its drawbacks.

See, I don't like cooking.

Aw.

Hate it.

And you already know how I
feel about no birthday parties.

Oh, yes, but the
island is so beautiful.

You must love it here.

Well, yeah, the days are ok.

But sometimes at night i'd
give anything for the sound

of a sympathetic human voice.

A sexy, sympathetic
female voice.

Like yours.

Like mine?

You're one heck of
a dish, you know that?

Oh, well, maybe
I used to be, but.

You still are, believe me.

Did you ever give any thought
to having a fling with a hermit?

Could you learn to love
a semi-crazy guy like me?

Oh, Mr. Crothers.

If you-- if you only
knew how much I want to.

But-- but I can't.

Ah, well.

It, uh-- it was a dumb idea.

Oh, no, no, it wasn't
a dumb idea at all.

[Suspenseful music]

[Screaming]

Don't panic.

And everybody stay calm.

These braces are still holding.

Captain stubing.

I think we'd all feel a
little better if-- well,

would you say a
little prayer for us?

Yes, I'd like to
do that very much.

Dear lord, nine of
your children are

very frightened on this island.

But we know that you are with
us and watching over us and

protecting us from this storm.

Life is your most precious
gift, and we pray that all of us

will be enjoying it
when morning comes.

Mention the party.

What?

Say something about the party,
and-- and how we all hope that

everyone has a-- a--
a good time, and that

I get the Vicky that i--

I really, really want.

It's all right,
captain stubing.

God won't mind.

Don't forget the tinkertoys.

All right.

I'll mention the party, but I
draw the line at tinkertoys.

Oh, that's fair.

We ask that you bless
Dave's birthday party.

Thanks a million.

Amen.

Amen.

[Groaning]

Doc, he's in pain.

(Italian accent)
Rosanna, don't do that.

If he's in pain,
he's sure enjoying it.

(Italian accent) Sophia.

Sophia, of course
you can bite my ear.

That's what ears are for.

Rosanna, Sophia.

Sounds like he got bored with
France and took off for Italy.

(Italian accent) [Inaudible]
Dancing the night away.

And later-- later--

boy, he's got all the luck.

How come trees don't fall on me?

Thanks.

Here, let me do that.

No, I'm ok.

Yeah, sure you are.

I bet you make a
pretty good doctor.

Well, I haven't
lost a patient yet.

See, I usually hang a
bell around their necks.

Always the jokes, right?

Well, they help
make life bearable.

What do you do to
make life bearable?

Behave like a spoiled brat.

Yeah.

I'm good at it, I've
had a lot of practice.

Why don't you try the jokes?

You know, change of pace.

I think I've got something.

I think you just started.

[Music playing]

Captain Cunningham?

Isaac Washington.

Good news?

Uh, sir, getting the
stain out of your jacket

isn't the kind of good
news I was hoping for.

What about the captain?

Um, sir, I think that we should
have the Mexican authorities

send a boat out to all
the uninhabited islands

around cabo San Lucas.

Yes, sir.

I'm glad you
thought of that too.

Thank you.

I couldn't believe last night.

Felt like the ship was
going to turn upside down.

Hmm, that was some storm.

Was there a storm too?

Listen, uh-- you want to
see your mother this morning?

No, I don't think so.

Why not?

Well, since this
cruise began, it

seemed the cards were
stacked against my mother

and me ever meeting.

I don't know if there is
any such thing as fate,

but I've got what I want now.

I don't think I'll
press my luck.

Good morning.

Would you like some company?

Well, it's my mother,
Jimmy the Greek.

Hi, mom.

What happened, did
you clean out everyone

or did you wear out the cards?

(Laughing) Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, Jeannie, this is my mother.

Hello.

Mike's told me so
much about you.

Well, I haven't seen
Mike for a few days,

but I can understand why.

How could I possibly
compete with such a--

such a beautiful girl?

Well, how am I
supposed to compete

with the gin rummy gang?

Excuse me.

Here's the 10 bucks I owe you.

And do me a favor.

Next time you want to
play gin, deal me out.

Ok, Mrs. Simpson?

Vera: Thank you, but
you might win it back.

Wally: (Laughing) Yeah.

Mrs. Simpson?

Yes?

Oh, uh, I didn't explain.

Mike adler is my stage name.

Vera Simpson?

Yes, but--

Jeannie, what--

what's wrong?

I don't know.

I mean, the only thing that's
been bothering her is--

well, see, Jeannie grew
up in an orphanage.

She hired detectives to help
her track down her mother.

In fact, her mother's
supposed to be on this ship.

You?

Do you know
where she was born?

Uh-- Omaha, I think.

Oh, dear lord!

[Music playing]

Everett?

Hmm?

Everett.

Yeah.

Hmm?

Everett, look.

Go ahead.

What?

What?

Do you see what I see?

There's a real man.

It's over.

The storm is over.

Oh, good.

Hi, nurse.

Hi, doctor.

You know what?

I think he's just sleeping now.

I think you're right.

Gopher?

Gopher?

Doc?

Good morning, friend.

What happened?

How'd you like your vacation?

It must have been great.

I sure have a hangover.

You were hit by a tree.

It feels like I
was hit by a house.

That almost happened too.

You slept through most
of the fun, Mr. Smith.

I always miss all
the good parties.

Gopher, I'm so glad
you're feeling better.

All those terrible
things I said to you.

If you hadn't gotten
better, I never would have

been able to forgive myself.

Really?

Oh!

[Laughing]

Oh!

Oh, thank goodness
you're all right.

David: You're looking great.

Mr. Crothers.

Yeah?

Do you know what today is?

Uh-- Monday?

Come on, what else?

I don't know.

It's your birthday!

[Laughing]

It's my birthday?

Who told you?

It's party day.

It is party-- well, i'm
ready for the big surprise.

Now, let's hear it
for the birthday boy.

Happy birthday!

I'm just gonna go
on about my business

as though I didn't know any
of you people were here.

Boy, this is gonna be fun.

We've gotta get
that gun away from him

and then signal
for search parties.

Well, there's already a
bunch of rocks on the beach

arranged to say help.

How did they get there?

When the storm died
down, I put them there.

You did?

Well, while you
were up and around,

why didn't you take that
musket away from the nut?

I did.

You did?

And you gave it back to him?

Sure.

There weren't any bullets in it.

Just dirt.

Dirt.

Dirt!

Mr. Crothers!

Mr. Crothers, wherever
you are, you get

yourself out there right now!

What a surprise.

My birthday!

I'd forgotten all about it.

There isn't going to
be a birthday party.

Don't you know who
you're dealing with here?

A maniac with a gun.

Sure.

A gun that has
dirt bullets in it.

Stay where you are--

or I'm gonna get you all dirty.

As soon as we are
safely back on ship,

I am alerting the
maritime authorities.

You'll be spending the rest
of your life in prison.

Aw, come on.

I didn't do anything
really bad, did I?

Kidnapping, piracy.

Besides those.

Look, I'll make a deal with you.

No butter brickle ice cream.

Just holler surprise,
sing happy birthday,

and let it go at that.

How about it?

Captain, what harm can it do?

He did save gopher's life.

Right, yeah.

If it hadn't been
for him, gopher's life

wouldn't have needed saving.

This man is a criminal.

Boy, are you a party pooper.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Jeannie.

Open the door, Jeannie.

I need to talk to you, and I
think you need to talk to me.

[Lock clicking]

You're going to have
to help me, Jeannie.

I know I can never
understand everything

you must be feeling,
everything you must have felt.

But if you're scared, you
can believe me, I am too.

I never saw you.

Do you know that?

It was one of the rules.

They took you away
from me while i--

I was still asleep.

Why did you give me away?

25 years ago, a girl paid
very dearly for her mistakes.

There was no tolerance for
people who defied the rules.

They told me it would be
impossible for you to have a--

a normal, happy life if--

if I tried to raise you by
myself without a husband.

It-- there was just no chance
for us together, Jeannie.

Why didn't you
ever try to find me?

I couldn't.

Only recently the adoption
agencies opened the way

for this kind of an inquiry.

10 years ago, you couldn't
have found me either.

When I did get married, it--

it was my second chance.

And i-- I felt that--

I felt that--

I had to hide the fact
that you'd ever been born.

[Crying]

I-- I know it's too late
for me to be your mother.

But I'd feel very privileged
to be your friend.

Mom, I'm sorry.

[Gasping]

Mike.

Mike.

What is it?

I'm in love with you.

Yes, well, of course.

You-- oh.

Uh-- Jeannie, it's--

it's all right.

I mean, uh-- look,
there's absolutely nothing

to worry about.

Mother married my father
when I was three years old.

She's my-- my step-mother.

[Sighing]

Believe me, you and I
aren't related at all--

yet.

This is a terrific cake.

Sure, if you like mud cake.

[Singing happily]

Look what I got.

Oh, that garland
is perfect, Everett.

We'd better get the party
started before the captain

changes his mind.

Golly.

Nothing much doing today.

Guess I'll take a snooze.

And then later get in some
fishing and a sun bath.

Ho-hum.

We couldn't get the
signal fire going.

The wood's too wet.

Oh, I'm sure
somebody'll find us.

Look, everything's just
about ready for the party.

Goodie.

Isn't it exciting?

Now somebody has to lure
Mr. Crothers up to the hut

while the rest of us hide.

How about you, captain?

No, no.

I refuse.

Oh.

Be a sport, sir.

Shh!

(Whispering) He's right
over there behind the rock.

All right, this is it.

What do you mean this is it?

You're supposed to lure me.

Pretend you're taking me back
to the house for a drink.

Ask me to drop by the office
and see the new computer.

You're not supposed to just
come up and say, this is it.

Pretty crummy.

Are you through?

Yeah, yeah.

Then forget the entire thing.

I'm only doing this
to humor Mrs. Worth.

Oh, come on, be a pal.

Forget it.

No party.

But it would have
been a party i--

I would never have forgotten.

Look!

Oh, look!

A cake!

And-- and bunting too!

Would I have gotten
the tinkertoy?

Group: Surprise!

Surprise!

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Dave!

Fooled you, right?

Well, I'll be a dirty bird.

It's my birthday.
You remembered.

Mm-hm.

And here's your
birthday hat, Dave.

Aw, thanks a million.

If it doesn't fit, I can
always use it in a salad.

Happy birthday, Dave.

Hey, you're not so bad
a gal yourself, sister.

Happy birthday, Dave.

Oh!

Oh, it's a calendar watch!

There's the date and--
and the day of the week.

Say, that's the perfect
gift for a hermit.

Here you go, Dave.

I wrapped it myself.

Aw, gee.

Thanks.

What is it?

Oh.

I've always wanted one of these.

Come to my room in half an
hour and bring some rye bread.

[Laughing]

We couldn't think of a thing--

but I did have
this in my purse.

I don't know how it got there.

Princess.

It's a hot ashtray.

Well, I've always
wanted something stolen.

Well, it-- it's been
a swell birthday.

Uh, but the party's over.

And, uh, the quicker you get off
my island, the happier I'll be.

I quite agree.

I suggest we all head
towards the beach.

We'll try to light that fire.

And if you have
anything to wave,

bring it in case
we spot a plane.

This way.

Stay dry, man.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Happy birthday.

Bye.
- Thanks.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Bye.

Uh-- I didn't mean it when
I said get off my island.

Come live with me
and be my love,

and we shall some
new pleasure prove

of golden sands
and crystal Brooks,

with silken lines
and silver hooks.

That's John donne,
that's not me.

It came straight from
my hermit's heart.

Oh, Mr. Crothers.

I'd-- I'd love to stay
on your island, but--

but who'd want to
live with somebody

who's playing with half a deck.

Oh, no, no.

Now don't-- don't you
say things like that.

You're saner than
most people I know.

Then stay with me.

We'll live happily ever after.

Mr. Crothers, there can't be
any happily ever after for me.

Don't you believe
in fairy tales?

Kiss me on the nose, come on.

And I'll turn into a prince.

Or a frog.

We'll have a wonderful
life together.

Dave, I'm dying.

We all are.

They say I only
have six months.

We're all the same.

You just know when.

[Engine rumbling]

Boy, that's, uh,
some loud peacock.

I know.

[Knocking]

It's open.

Mara.

I didn't think
I'd be doing this,

but I came to apologize to you.

I'm the one who
should apologize.

I mean, all the
showing off, lying.

I was a real jerk, wasn't I?

But when the chips were down,
you showed what kind of man

you really are.

Everybody's talking about
what you did last night.

Oh.

I-- I didn't do that much.

You're quite a guy, Isaac.

As long as you remember
to be yourself.

If I were really going to be
myself, I'd take you in my arms

and hold you very close.

Well.

Like I said, be yourself.

Here we go.

All right, Mrs. Worth.

It's time to get you off
this god forsaken island.

I don't think this island
is forsaken, captain.

You don't think Dave lifted
that tree all by himself do you?

I know, but it's time to go.

You go on, captain.

What?

I'm gonna stay here with Dave.

Why?

Well, I'll tell you, captain.

I've lived a lot of years and
I've done a lot of things,

but you know what?

I've never lived
in a grass shack.

And I've never really learned
the poetry of John donne.

And I've never watched a
sunset from a deserted island.

I don't understand.

You can do these things anytime.

Well, there's no time
like the present, is there?

Goodbye, captain.

Well.

I'll, uh, have your things sent
by launch on our way north.

That'll be very
nice, thank you.

Thanks for the party, captain.

It was terrific.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Mrs. Worth.

Good luck to the both of you.

Oh.

If I can't get tinkertoys, would
you settle for an erector set?

Aye aye, sir.

[Laughing]

[Music playing]

- Kiki!
- Julie!

Bye-bye!

Oh, bye.

See you.

Doc, I've had a lovely
last three days.

Me too.

Obviously, being
marooned on an island

has its indirect benefits.

If I ever need a great
nurse, I'll give you a call.

If I ever need a great
friend, I'll give you a call.

Bye.

Bye.

Well, there goes
a changed woman.

Well, we all changed
on that island.

Hey guys.

Come on, give me
a nice smile, ok?

Oh--

gopher, how many times can
you scare us with that snake?

Hey guys.

No snake this time, I promise.

Please?

Ok.

- Say cheese?
- Come on.

- Ok.
- Ok.

Ok.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

Ready?

[Squirting]

Oh, gopher!

Bye now.

Oh.

You were saying we all changed.

Yeah, he got worse.

Hey, let's say goodbye.

Right.

See you soon, Julie, doc.

Sorry you got
stuck on the island.

Oh, we're not.

Bye.

Uh, Mr. Buell.

May I have a word with you?

Certainly.

I'll get us a taxi, lover.

I won't be long.

On the island, I
couldn't help overhearing

about all those women.

All those women, huh?

Yeah.

You know, that's funny.

Maureen believed
me about the women,

but she never believed
me about the ufos.

I made up the women.

I really saw the ufos.

Mother, how do you feel?

You just picked up a
daughter, a daughter-in-law,

and a gin rummy partner
all in one fell swoop.

How on earth am I going to
word these wedding invitations?

I've got you beat.

I got a mother, a mother-in-law,
a step-brother, and a husband.

We're going to need
a big apartment.

This is a big decision you're
making, giving up the sea.

Well, my cruise line
is just going to have

to get along without me.

Do you know what
you're going to do?

I don't know.

I thought I'd find a desert
island and become a hermit.

That's what my
brother did, you know.

Yeah.

Well, good luck, Mr. Cunningham.

Captain.

Brother?

Mara, I've got the
whole day planned for us.

That's terrific.

Hey, aren't you
gonna invite us?

We like parties.

Why not?

Do me a favor.

Get lost.

We sure know how to do that.

One minute, please.

Sir.

I am sorry that your
vacation turned out this way.

Oh, uh, that's all right, sir.

I heard from many
sources that you

were the glue that held the
ship together during the crisis.

I owe you a debt of gratitude.

Well, sir, when you've
sailed with the best skipper

there is, well, a
little rubs off.

Thank you.

I would also like to
thank you in another way.

Sir?

A promotion.

Isaac, that's wonderful.

In addition to your overseeing
all the bars on the ship,

I want you to get involved
in other areas too.

There will be some
stripes in your next pay

envelope, Mr. Washington.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, thank you!

Give me five.

[Laughing]

Bye-bye.

See you, Mr. Washington.

Mr. Washington, sir.

So long, Mr. Washington.

Isaac.

Vacation's over.

Back to work.

Hmm?

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