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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}25.000 {498}{594}The Grand Blowout {2868}{2930}Are you taking the preserves too? {2934}{2976}I have to take a gift. {3098}{3150}And you're also taking... {3152}{3229}your recipes and your knives. {3637}{3722}Your poor father bought you|the best German knives. {3724}{3808}And at 14, you left Carpugnino-- {3854}{3932}With your knives!|You've told us all that. {3934}{3981}But what I don't see is... {3984}{4076}what you plan to do|with your damned knives this weekend. {4118}{4210}And do you have|lemon dishwashing products? {4214}{4256}Yes, there's that too. {4284}{4378}Lemon freshness,|nature's own cleaner. {4380}{4434}Did you remember rubber gloves? {4592}{4636}The new kind. {4690}{4730}More sensitive. {4806}{4850}For housework... {4900}{4946}gloves are important. {4976}{5056}Flexibility and toughness. {5058}{5158}Flexibility, not to lose|the feel of the object. {5160}{5198}Toughness... {5242}{5296}for doing the work. {5538}{5648}That makes exactly four weeks|of taped shows. {5652}{5710}I can leave in peace.|God, what a feeling! {5712}{5746}But then what? {5750}{5838}Then the project I told you about. {5842}{5918}Right now I need rest and solitude. {5920}{5984}What's wrong? Take it easy. {5986}{6074}TV isn't your life.|Think about your life. {6078}{6154}I think I'd better.|I'll try yoga. {6184}{6282}Before I go, I'll do a good deed--|give my daughter a gift. {6404}{6450}I've been waiting 45 minutes. {6820}{6878}When one decides to get away-- {6880}{6968}Where are you going?|Why did you ask me to come? {6970}{7018}To see you before I leave. {7020}{7078}If I wait to hear from you-- {7118}{7200}Seen your mother? How is she?|- I guess she's fine. {7202}{7320}I take it you don't see her much?|- Oh, that paternal authority. {7322}{7370}I'm going. {7374}{7420}A series of news reports. {7482}{7552}Would you like to use|the apartment? {7554}{7610}No hell-raising. {7612}{7684}Watch out for the neighbors--|all old fools. {7688}{7742}Fuck paternal authority. {7770}{7800}What else? {8014}{8082}I'd like you to find him a job|before you go. {8084}{8168}He's a great dancer.|I want you to get him work. {9078}{9140}No more shuttle,|and the bus has gone. {9698}{9776}There they are.|Careful. It's heavy. {10254}{10328}You can roll it. {11254}{11292}10:00 {11660}{11700}Wake up. {11848}{11936}That work still isn't finished. {12070}{12146}Give me a number|where I can reach you... {12150}{12194}in an emergency. {12278}{12352}Why must I always tell you|where I go? {12354}{12400}I have to know. {12402}{12448}Your slippers. {12482}{12544}God, give me patience. {13538}{13580}The court having deliberated... {13582}{13677}and, in accordance|with the evidence, convicted-- {13705}{13754}If my colleagues could see me. {13784}{13838}They take me for a serious man! {13882}{13944}For the last time,|where are you going? {13946}{13984}But I've told you... {13988}{14066}to a legal conference in London. {14070}{14146}That's not true. You're a liar. {14354}{14437}Let's not fight, especially today. {14440}{14482}Why particularly today? {14546}{14584}Don't worry. {14586}{14698}I've arranged for you to have|a power of attorney at the bank. {14730}{14768}Understand? {14824}{14890}What are you talking about? {14988}{15042}No, not that. {15046}{15130}You're responsible|to your parents, poor dears. {15134}{15250}But I won't be involved in all this!|The picture stays here. {15254}{15310}I've given my life for what? {15312}{15360}To not know where you're going! {15490}{15564}I understand. {15566}{15622}You're going to the whores again. {15624}{15698}Give me the picture.|- Never! {15702}{15740}You're crazy. {15868}{15952}Don't do it. Don't go there. {15955}{16010}Think of your career! {16012}{16076}Promise me you won't do it. {16078}{16163}I'll sacrifice myself,|as I always have. {16166}{16238}We can keep it in the family. {16240}{16355}Nicole, do you know|what you're saying? {16358}{16456}Who rocked you in her arms?|Who suckled you? {16642}{16686}I've got to go. {16772}{16826}You always rape me, and-- {16890}{16960}Do you think whores|can take my place? {16962}{17000}No, Philippe. {17760}{17808}Eating alone, eh? {19226}{19308}It's a house my father bought... {19310}{19418}just after World War I,|from a Polish engineer... {19420}{19478}to give to my mother. {19480}{19528}But she'd never live here. {19530}{19576}Lend me your hat? {19578}{19660}She found it too frivolous... {19662}{19740}so we stayed|at the apartment in Paris. {19804}{19844}There's old Hector... {19872}{19942}my father's old chauffeur. {19946}{19988}How old is he? {19990}{20088}I can't say,|but I've always known him. {20090}{20146}Now he lives here alone... {20200}{20238}with the dog. {20328}{20364}This is Ugo. {20430}{20484}- This is old Catherine. {20486}{20596}- I think you will be pleased.|I spared no expense. {20598}{20666}Everything is of the finest quality. {20724}{20760}Can we go in now? {20764}{20846}- Tell your friends|the dog is very mean. {20850}{20948}- Watch out for the dog.|He's not always nice. {21410}{21468}How are you, Hector?|- Fine, Mr. Philippe. {21634}{21704}Where are you going?|- Upstairs. {21706}{21752}Who is that, Hector? {21754}{21826}A man from the Chinese Embassy.|He has a gift. {22062}{22156}Excuse me. I'll see to my guests|and be right with you. {22158}{22206}I have plenty of time. {22340}{22380}- Exploring, Captain? {22512}{22608}It's a stroke of luck... {22610}{22654}your finding me here! {22658}{22706}I rarely come to this house... {22710}{22766}though it's mine,|or was my father's. {22768}{22866}Excuse me, sir. Mr. President,|I've got to see the kitchen. {22870}{22958}There's work to be done.|- Please sit down. I'll be right back. {22960}{23058}Hector, let's see the wonders|you've wrought in the kitchen. {23914}{23952}Taste this! {23980}{24026}Blood pudding?|- No, thank you. {24028}{24092}Is the wind still from your place? {24124}{24166}Where's the cheese? {24210}{24256}Nobody for blood pudding? {24430}{24510}Marcello, our friends want you. {24514}{24600}Sir, allow me to offer you|a little welcoming snack. {24602}{24718}We are gathered|for a gastronomic seminar. {24720}{24790}Allow me to present a small gift. {24878}{24936}It is a character... {24938}{25014}from our theater called|"The Red Lantern." {25060}{25104}It's really superb! {25182}{25288}"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts." {25318}{25380}- They want you. {25382}{25436}I'll take the Chinese room. {25476}{25566}I'm terribly sorry|to have to decline... {25570}{25622}your gracious offer. {25658}{25722}The car keys.|I left my suitcase. {25726}{25762}Can I taste? {25798}{25838}The small one. {25840}{25917}I understand your refusal perfectly. {25920}{26022}If an aura of sentiment|does not cling to a house... {26024}{26130}if the least of its walls|is not steeped in family tradition... {26133}{26202}then the idea of a home|is an empty one. {26236}{26277}A fierce, wild boar... {26278}{26345}ready for all|the subtlest marinades. {26348}{26404}That's good meat. {26406}{26516}Two superb soft-eyed deer,|the flesh redolent... {26518}{26560}of the Couves forest. {26562}{26598}Is it frozen? {26602}{26680}So what? I'm all for progress|when necessary. {26742}{26804}That's good meat. {26926}{26998}- Ten dozen semi-wild guinea hens... {27002}{27040}- fed on grain and juniper. {27216}{27262}- Our friends want you. {27334}{27367}Nice sweater. {27661}{27704}Beautiful car, eh? {27783}{27889}You know, Bugatti had|his shoes made to order... {27892}{27964}like gloves,|with a separate big toe. {28008}{28067}To drive?|- No, for every day. {28070}{28114}There was an artist! {28150}{28212}Look. What magnificence. {28216}{28284}- Three dozen young Ardennes roosters. {28286}{28366}What's going on?|- Twenty dozen Bresse chickens. {28368}{28462}Codfish. Oh, wow, does it stink! {28464}{28512}- A hindquarter of beef... {28516}{28577}- from the rich pastures|of Charolais. {28606}{28678}You'll see how much fun|it is to cut up. {28682}{28770}- Five young salt-marsh lambs|from Mont St. Michel. {28773}{28822}A good cook could make... {28824}{28866}a good surgeon! {28914}{28986}Always clowning,|while we do the work. {29156}{29200}- Don't be vulgar, Ugo. {29282}{29333}The feast begins. {29992}{30028}- That's good meat. {30233}{30292}I always did that as a child. {30295}{30356}Do you remember, Hector? {30454}{30492}He's asleep. {31222}{31310}You can go now. Time for bed. {31312}{31370}Thanks for everything. {31372}{31420}Still know how to drive? {31455}{31520}I still have my license. {31562}{31606}Take the car back. {31645}{31702}Don't say a thing to Nicole. {31870}{31952}There's so much to do|to put this kitchen in order. {32042}{32080}Can we sing? {32106}{32155}Remember, not a word to Nicole. {33062}{33138}Looks like Michelangelo's Piet�. {33140}{33204}I'm sure it's intentional. {33208}{33254}A trifle blasphemous. {33612}{33660}Marcello, ready to race? {34638}{34696}Fifteen seconds. {34698}{34734}I lose. {34978}{35038}The expression of a whole era. {35152}{35214}I'm a sex maniac. {35218}{35294}You're getting hot over a funeral. {35322}{35410}We're not getting hot.|It's a collection I made as a boy... {35412}{35486}which is both sentimental|and artistic. {35488}{35536}Now this is life. Look. {35942}{35986}Let's see. {36046}{36110}What artistic lighting. {37060}{37116}What a splendid drawing. {37118}{37174}A Gall� drawing, 1890. {37202}{37238}Beautiful. {37242}{37302}Open this, please. {37304}{37350}Which dessert? {37352}{37418}Preserves or Cr�pes Suzette? {37422}{37466}I'll have Cr�pes Suzette. {37530}{37638}Gentlemen, we're not here|for a vulgar orgy. {37670}{37736}We can't just sit here forever. {37738}{37800}We must clear up this dining room. {38272}{38320}"Off to work we go." {38490}{38562}No, no oranges today. {38594}{38652}Tomorrow for breakfast. {39262}{39390}- We have to skim the fat|from the bouillon. {39416}{39482}- We have to feed these turkeys... {39484}{39580}chocolate, nuts and cognac. {39582}{39640}It gives an exquisite taste. {39642}{39682}So? What do we do? {39684}{39736}Are you my assistant or not? {39738}{39810}Then wash your hands.|Did you pee? {39812}{39856}What an idiot. {39886}{39948}What time is it?|- 6:30 {40026}{40128}When I was a kitchen boy|at the Charlton Ceneto... {40130}{40186}know what time I got up? {40188}{40224}4:00 {40264}{40326}Here's the stock. {40394}{40436}The dough. {40480}{40524}What's that?|- Conical strainer. {40556}{40618}We're going to strain... {40622}{40668}the stock. {40670}{40730}Oh, very good. {40734}{40828}Stock in the kitchen|is my stock in trade. {41686}{41736}Hello, Marcello. Up already? {41846}{41886}I didn't sleep. {42242}{42284}You're all set up! {42286}{42348}I like my chimney-nook. {42352}{42398}It's my little world. {42432}{42476}A real homebody. {42570}{42614}Sorry, but... {42616}{42694}I can't stay on|under these conditions. {42696}{42794}What's wrong?|You don't like the house? {42796}{42836}The change of atmosphere? {42872}{42968}In my job,|I get used to sleeping anywhere... {42998}{43046}but I need to get laid. {43150}{43272}Sure, we're shutting|ourselves in here. {43274}{43352}But we didn't take a vow|of chastity! {43406}{43490}Patience.|We'll talk about it later. {43494}{43566}For now, let's think|about breakfast, okay? {44088}{44144}- A nice hot chocolate... {44146}{44184}around 11:00... {44188}{44264}whets the appetite for dinner. {44266}{44306}Who wrote that? {44308}{44348}Brillat-Savarin. {44538}{44582}What have we here? {44612}{44656}Kidneys Bourguignon. {44722}{44782}It's for me. {44784}{44828}Shit! That's typical. {44860}{44902}A beautiful theme. {44942}{44980}Very sexual. {45782}{45874}Actually, inviting girls... {45876}{45920}is a good idea. {46074}{46126}- I like women too. {46128}{46198}- I just think that|on this occasion... {46200}{46248}- we could have done without. {46480}{46534}I'm no party pooper. {46538}{46606}You should do a special menu. {46670}{46726}"A dinner offered by... {46730}{46804}four Burgundian gentlemen... {46806}{46862}to three nice Canterbury whores!" {46886}{46934}Ah, so they're whores, eh? {47204}{47252}What did you expect? {47490}{47538}- I've got a great menu idea. {47542}{47584}- "The Whore Menu"! {47638}{47754}- A saut� of fat and lean given|by four gourmand gourmets, epicures... {47756}{47814}for three young ladies|in twelve courses. {47816}{47854}That's it. {47856}{47944}Crayfish � la Mozart on a bed of|rice � la Sully, with Sauce Aurora. {47946}{47978}Not bad. {48396}{48482}- Can we see Boileau's linden tree? {48484}{48532}The one in the garden? {48534}{48570}Who sent you? {48572}{48608}- The teacher. {48612}{48704}She wants to see|Boileau's linden tree? {48706}{48790}Well, now, you tell her|to come whenever she wants. {48824}{48864}- Are you an Arab? {48866}{48930}No. Don't worry.|I'm not an Arab. {48934}{48978}- Listen, children. {48980}{49064}- Do you see this tree?|It's a linden tree. {49068}{49174}- Mr. Boileau used to come sit under it.|Who knows who he was? {49214}{49258}No, you don't. {49260}{49342}Boileau was a great French poet. {49344}{49418}He was born in 1636|and died in 1711. {49420}{49484}He wrote beautiful things.|He loved nature. {49488}{49576}And so he came here|to rest and wrote poems. {49578}{49694}- "Hasten then softly,|and never lose heart. {49698}{49802}- Twenty times on the loom,|keep on weaving your art." {49804}{49848}- Understand what it means? {49902}{49970}Mr. Bugatti was an artist... {49974}{50038}like a painter or a musician. {50040}{50094}This car is his art. {50158}{50202}Do you like cars? {50486}{50524}Want some? {50744}{50820}Sir, are you the chef? {50822}{50896}At your service.|Eat, eat. {50900}{50996}Smells good.|- Yes, it's stuffing for the pullets. {51000}{51092}We're doing another stuffing|for the suckling pigs. {51188}{51241}Know what they'll do with the fish? {51244}{51278}Eat them! {51282}{51374}My mean friends|want to eat them all. {51432}{51480}For the pig, something simple. {51484}{51556}With the chestnuts, smoked bacon. {51559}{51602}Truffles. Beautiful, eh? {51736}{51776}Kidneys Bordelaise. {51878}{51938}Smells wonderful,|but I'm having chocolate. {51941}{52012}Oh, but you've never heard|of Roussel. {52014}{52068}He was a great writer. {52070}{52128}Little known,|somewhat surrealist. {52130}{52190}He used to roll|all three meals into one. {52191}{52292}He always began|with hot chocolate and cream... {52294}{52402}and then something|like Kidneys � la Bordelaise. {52597}{52652}- It's easy to make. {52928}{52966}Wonderful! {53102}{53150}Well, I have to go now. {53178}{53214}Now? {53241}{53300}Tonight we're giving|a little dinner. {53302}{53400}If you'd care to be our guest,|we'd be delighted. {53402}{53488}I don't think Mlle. Andrea|would be comfortable... {53491}{53547}with Marcello and Michel's guests. {53550}{53626}Why not?|- I'm not sure I can come. {53628}{53697}She's a woman of the world.|- Exactly. {53841}{53890}I don't know if I'll come. {53952}{54030}- Marcello, the great pilot! {54094}{54166}- Pleased to see you.|Come this way. {54168}{54226}Come on. Come in. {54491}{54540}Take off your things. {54591}{54630}My friend Ugo. {54838}{54874}And you? {54928}{54997}Do you like boas?|- What about you? {55058}{55103}What a meringue! {55138}{55182}And me?|- Chocolate meringue. {55284}{55322}That's nice. {55324}{55406}It's a farce.|- What's a farce? {55409}{55503}The girls arrive,|and everyone disappears! {55506}{55580}Predictably.|- Predictable to you. {55584}{55664}Oh, listen.|- I've had enough! {55666}{55744}Since we aren't eating,|I'll give it to the fish! {55774}{55834}Eat, little fishies! Eat! {55909}{55953}Philippe is going crazy. {55986}{56054}Hello. My name is Michel. {56118}{56152}Very pretty. {56286}{56360}- Ugo, time to go to the kitchen. {56364}{56418}Okay, go to the kitchen. {56462}{56532}You don't even look at me,|a poor little orphan. {56534}{56591}Yes. Let's go to the kitchen. {56653}{56703}You're the third?|- Ladies and gentlemen! {56706}{56764}In the splendor of her flesh... {56766}{56803}Gita! {57660}{57712}- Oh, you look great like that! {57806}{57886}What's the chicken doing in here?|In an aquarium? {57966}{58004}Isn't that weird? {58044}{58084}It's a chicken-fish. {58086}{58130}Isn't France wonderful. {58134}{58174}- You aren't French? {58176}{58230}- There's my p�t�... {58262}{58334}charcoal-grilled turkey|and the rest. {58372}{58422}Do you know how to cook? {58424}{58476}No. I'd rather eat. {58726}{58806}I don't know who you are,|where you're from, but I like you. {59016}{59072}- I decided to accept. {59118}{59166}- How nice. {59170}{59220}- You'll be in very good company. {59324}{59359}- Come in! {59534}{59570}- What broke? {59598}{59636}The carafe. {59678}{59722}Make yourself comfortable. {59760}{59826}The house is even stranger|at night. {59868}{59924}I'll leave you with these ladies. {59926}{59970}You might play billiards. {60042}{60088}Do you play billiards? {60191}{60276}The mirage, the dream|has become reality. {60280}{60314}A woman is here. {60316}{60364}- What woman?|The schoolteacher. {60403}{60444}You see? She came! {60490}{60541}No. We're getting away|from all that! {60544}{60594}Don't be shy.|- Getting away from it. {60597}{60662}Inviting that poor girl|with your whores! {60664}{60736}I'm going to bed.|I leave you to your debauchery. {60738}{60790}She's no whore.|She's a woman. {60792}{60828}The woman! {60897}{60941}Leaving, when I arrive? {60944}{61056}No, I was just going to the living room|to see how things are. {61106}{61144}Oh! Beautiful cake! {61230}{61312}- Yes. Ugo made it.|He's a master pastry chef. {61314}{61378}We're all his assistants here. {61410}{61514}I was a bit embarrassed|to see you arrive just now. {61516}{61592}They've invited three other girls|that I don't know. {61594}{61656}Yes, I saw them.|They seem very nice. {61659}{61697}Really? {61700}{61756}You don't mind dining with them? {61758}{61802}No. Why? {61803}{61841}Because... {61844}{61932}I suspect their morals|may be a trifle free... {61934}{61976}a trifle loose. {61978}{62016}We'll see. {62354}{62464}Beautiful. A trifle melancholy.|Let us say it's awful! {62466}{62502}She finds it awful. {62504}{62622}The ideal would be to go on|eating like this, indefinitely. {62624}{62692}What do you think?|- Yes, it'd be magnificent! {62694}{62758}The quail for you,|the rooster for me. {62850}{62906}I say a woman who likes food-- {63022}{63072}Likes other things too. {63120}{63156}Pirate! {63159}{63218}Brigand! Excuse him.|He's an airline pilot. {63278}{63328}At my command, Ugo! {63424}{63496}- Your hand is cold.|I have alabaster skin. {63586}{63626}Eat! {63672}{63744}- Mortadella must be eaten|in a sandwich. {63747}{63790}Aren't you hungry? {63792}{63840}I don't like to eat much. {63874}{63916}Worse luck for you. {63918}{63959}It looks that way. {64030}{64112}It isn't necessary|to act like an animal. {64114}{64152}Italians abroad. {64460}{64541}- I drink--|I'm not sure to what, but... {64542}{64582}- I drink. {65100}{65159}- I've reflected|on our morning's talk. {65162}{65260}- I must say, I admire|your pedagogic theories. {65574}{65640}Relax a little, for God's sake. {65684}{65748}This hair gets in my way! {65752}{65794}Are you okay? {65796}{65844}You okay, my love? {65848}{65898}- Loosen your seat belts! {65902}{65960}Fasten or loosen them? {66402}{66450}Tasted the pullet? {66478}{66546}Now on to the pork. {66754}{66798}The banderillas! {67694}{67732}Marvelous night! {67734}{67778}Come in. Close the door! {67886}{67928}Take off your panties. {68470}{68514}Take off your coat. {68708}{68746}Do you like cars? {68750}{68792}Oh, yes, I adore them. {68822}{68866}What kind is it? {68868}{68906}A Bugatti. {68990}{69038}Know what this is?|- What's it for? {69040}{69084}A manifold. {69114}{69162}Like it?|- Very much. {69326}{69364}It's cold. {69368}{69426}Don't worry. It'll warm up. {69428}{69522}Come on. Like this.|Are you happy? {69526}{69570}Like it hard like that? {69932}{70016}Wanting to be Marlon Brando|is vanity. {70196}{70292}Besides, even Marlon Brando|is a kind of epiphenomenon. {70428}{70490}Very good!|- "Vanity of vanities." {70734}{70800}Ooh, Marlon, come here. {70850}{70888}Want some? {70934}{70978}It's really good. {71018}{71062}I really love it. {71166}{71240}My love. Oh, my love! {71242}{71284}How I love you. {71346}{71394}- An old record from my youth. {71414}{71502}A very sensual melody,|you'll see. {73030}{73122}Outside of food,|all is epiphemomenal. {73124}{73230}Sand, beach, skiing, love, work... {73232}{73268}your bed... {73270}{73310}epiphenomena. {73312}{73358}Ecclesiastes says-- {73606}{73640}Eat, my girl. {73642}{73682}Eat, bitch. {73928}{73980}Funny, I've never known a judge. {74018}{74068}Meting out justice-- How exciting! {74124}{74216}It is more a case|of applying the law... {74218}{74282}which is often quite different. {74284}{74338}What a beautiful thing to say. {74400}{74472}It's as if we're alone together... {74476}{74522}out in the country. {74650}{74688}Afraid of me? {74722}{74778}No. I'm missing two buttons. {74878}{74942}Oh, poor baby! {74944}{75020}- If you like, I can sew them on.|- You know how? {75024}{75120}- That's very nice.|- Come, my frightened little judge. {75122}{75172}Here, eat this. {75174}{75248}- I don't know if I'll find|the sewing things. {75380}{75480}Please, let's take a break|and go up and have some fun. {75526}{75572}There's plenty of time. {75574}{75614}Later. Eat. Eat. {75616}{75664}All you do is eat! {75834}{75882}Don't worry.|I won't prick you. {76084}{76140}Luckily, he's found|a little homemaker. {76168}{76208}The poor baby. {77274}{77322}Excuse me. {77326}{77374}Excuse me, Mademoiselle. {77378}{77426}I mean, Andrea. {77828}{77880}Allow me to request... {77882}{77948}your hand formally in marriage. {77950}{77986}Please. {78750}{78788}Get up! {78968}{79044}My mother died when I was two,|two and a half. {79046}{79106}My nurse raised me.|That's her. {79110}{79154}- Poor Philippe.|Beautiful, eh? {79158}{79196}Very beautiful. {79200}{79246}A lovely face. {79248}{79308}Sorry.|They're waiting downstairs. {79312}{79380}Don't you know how to knock? {79442}{79500}He's so stupid! {79502}{79602}Don't worry.|We'll soon legitimize our situation. {79730}{79820}Ugo, you know my friend.|She's marvelously gifted. {79822}{79864}I'll introduce you. {79950}{80056}On the operating table,|the redhead dies. {80058}{80132}Woman's body, vanity. {80310}{80386}Woman's body is vanity. {80646}{80750}Gentlemen, I have|an important announcement to make. {80788}{80824}Gentlemen, please. {80892}{80938}Mlle. Andrea and myself... {80940}{80986}have decided to marry. {81564}{81608}I'm leaving. {81610}{81660}I threw up all night. {81704}{81764}Figure out the money with Anna. {81878}{81912}Bye, sweetie. {82014}{82060}Bye, everybody! {82944}{83010}Michel, come to the table, please. {83012}{83086}I hate these rustic|checkered curtains. {83090}{83136}We'll change them. No problem. {83314}{83408}So you shut yourselves in here|every weekend to eat? {83412}{83484}No, just now and then. {83522}{83568}You eat this much each time? {83604}{83644}This is different. {84370}{84420}It'd go down better with salad. {84424}{84474}You know, dykes are right. {84476}{84558}Men are such a pain in the ass. {84560}{84630}What do we have to do to amuse you? {84632}{84688}Something else|besides eat, eat, eat. {84736}{84824}Play the pipes of Pan?|- For example, yes! {85402}{85442}A pizza proven�ale. {85480}{85546}All the aroma of the moors. {85548}{85596}And the sparkle of your eyes. {85732}{85806}You're grotesque and disgusting! {85808}{85898}Why do you eat if you're not hungry?|It's ridiculous! {86340}{86386}Michel is sick.|He wants you. {86390}{86428}Okay, I'm coming. {86846}{86928}Ohhh, I'm sick. I'm sick!|Don't be mean, Marcello. {86954}{87000}Easy, Marcello. {87004}{87054}Marcello, don't be mean. {87106}{87152}It's horrible! {87154}{87230}When I was little, my mother-- {87234}{87298}My mother used|to punish me terribly. {87302}{87412}This is the first time|since I've been grown up. {87414}{87466}Cut the tragedy. Open up. {87470}{87512}Push! {87514}{87616}It will relieve the congestion. {87620}{87666}Push. Help. {88088}{88134}- You don't chew enough. {88524}{88572}Some bon pur�e. {88574}{88634}Good pur�e. It's the adjective. {88636}{88704}This isn't the moment, Philippe.|- Want some? {88706}{88826}To absorb the air.|Michel, I made it especially for you. {88854}{88912}You're wrong, Michel. {88914}{88982}You should take a little, you know. {89098}{89154}Easy. The platter. {89216}{89290}Care for a little?|- Oh, yes, I adore pur�e. {89386}{89422}It isn't bad. {89502}{89548}It lacks butter, Ugo. {89550}{89614}It's meant to. {89616}{89674}Why?|- It's a medicinal pur�e. {90018}{90108}- They'll all croak!|Make an effort, Michel. {90110}{90160}It's a matter of will. {90204}{90298}Pretend you're a little|Indian boy in Bombay... {90300}{90376}and you're hungry--|very hungry. {90380}{90474}If you're very hungry,|what do you do? You eat! {90608}{90642}Pretending? {90724}{90764}Well, then... {90766}{90812}eat some more. {91074}{91122}Eat some more, my pet. {91210}{91244}Eat! {91278}{91328}If you don't eat... {91376}{91428}you won't die. {91582}{91628}You've got to eat. {91706}{91794}I thought Philippe would be|the first. {91798}{91842}The judge. {91940}{91976}They're crazy! {92182}{92264}Stay cool. Stay cool. {92268}{92336}If they want to commit suicide,|let them. {92338}{92388}Come, Andrea. We're going. {92390}{92438}Coming with us? {92696}{92754}All four of them|are imbeciles... {92756}{92804}idiots, mental deficients! {92972}{93064}You're wasting your time.|Leave too! {93112}{93146}No. {93174}{93212}I'm staying. {93230}{93286}What a tableau! Marvelous! {93288}{93338}A Sterlini still-life. {93374}{93422}A friend of mine. {93448}{93496}A great painter. {93522}{93610}I'm not sure|the starches are good... {93612}{93660}for my gas. {93690}{93728}I'm hungry! {93786}{93834}This will do you good. {94342}{94378}My name! {94482}{94600}It was a very delicate idea|of Ugo's. Very nice. {94682}{94726}It looks good. {94772}{94820}I have trouble articulating. {94862}{94902}Diabetes. {95052}{95136}You know the history|of sauces, Michel. {95244}{95310}Do you know the story|of the Italian sauces... {95312}{95410}that were offered as a gift|by the Gonzagas? {95414}{95460}Don't you want to? {96406}{96458}Feeling better? {96606}{96686}Courage, Philippe.|Everything will be fine. {96752}{96814}Just a short spell|of fatigue. {96942}{97024}Tortellini in|cream-and-mushroom sauce! {97686}{97746}- I want some more.|- Yes. Wait. {98040}{98088}You don't mind. {98154}{98226}Can I stretch out|on your bed a bit? {98684}{98760}I don't know what's wrong.|I'm shivering. {98848}{98896}With Philippe's permission. {98922}{98978}Come. I'd like to lie down.|I'm cold, sick. {98982}{99040}Of course,|if it's for your health. {99318}{99352}Get comfortable. {99584}{99670}No, it's not nice to all get|on Marcello's bed. {100348}{100384}Pants! {100986}{101052}Michel, I'm a woman! Come. {101056}{101108}Mustn't get sick. {101112}{101190}We must do it--|but staying alive. {101192}{101256}- Who-- Who's cooking?|- Sleep, Philippe. {101260}{101318}Is anyone|in the kitchen? {101346}{101472}Michel, it's your fault.|You got me excited, dancing. {101474}{101548}Here. Touch. Touch.|I'm all wet. {102552}{102612}See how worked up I am. {104307}{104404}Philippe, you've never sent anyone|to the guillotine? {104456}{104492}That's different. {104544}{104605}I saw you sleep with Michel. {104726}{104774}That's not important. {104831}{104940}I'll marry you|even if you sleep with everyone. {104969}{105038}I know you're broad-minded. {105104}{105164}I have a button that's loose. {105212}{105272}Later.|Now the turkeys. {105714}{105774}Do you want|a church wedding? {105806}{105852}Whatever you like. {106140}{106200}Look, Marcello.|She's doing the chopping. {106364}{106416}Lady assassin. {106419}{106468}I knew it. {106552}{106588}Happy? {106626}{106676}It's fine, yes. {106678}{106758}And how's your baby?|- Please... {106762}{106822}don't joke about it. {106852}{106924}Feel it?|Feel how firm it is? {107034}{107108}What do you think|of this new communal living? {107110}{107170}What communal living? {107174}{107231}The bed! {107234}{107326}Hey, look. I should ask you that.|You've had the fun. {107328}{107372}Please, please. {107500}{107548}Found the solution? {107552}{107645}We have to enjoy ourselves.|We've got a long haul. {107681}{107724}Shit, it's fantastic. {108018}{108064}No, I wanted to-- {109294}{109340}Come on. I've got a surprise. {109376}{109422}Be good. Sleep. Sleep. {110131}{110166}Get in. {110304}{110352}It's so beautiful. {110354}{110426}You're the first|to have the honor. {110428}{110474}You're very nice, Marcello. {110560}{110600}Does it work? {110764}{110816}It works! {112674}{112722}What a romantic spot! {114481}{114568}Take off your coat.|- No, Marcello. I'm naked. {114634}{114714}Take it off!|- It's cold. {114718}{114776}I thought about you|all night long. {114778}{114843}You never look at me.|- I do! Come on. Take it off. {115432}{115468}Well? {115512}{115546}Turn around. {115590}{115640}Show me your fanny. {115642}{115690}Raise it. {115694}{115728}Raise it! {116252}{116320}- Think of Philippe.|- Philippe. This is love! {116322}{116357}I'm different. {116494}{116569}It's all the same to me. {116572}{116620}I'll marry her anyway. {116694}{116784}She does it out of goodness,|not vice. {116826}{116860}Understand? {117042}{117093}Come on. Time to eat. {117095}{117188}To the table! Time to eat! {117382}{117468}"...with an ornamental platter,|toast... {117469}{117524}and a bed of caviar... {117526}{117616}the border garnished|with a bed of olives... {117619}{117702}slices of lemon,|cedar and sugar. {117706}{117824}A sweet course:|quartered oranges... {117828}{117876}sprinkled with sugar." {117878}{117932}- Stop. I'm getting sick. {117962}{118012}- A beautiful recipe. {118014}{118066}- It's not finished. {118214}{118307}Why are you sulking?|- I'm not sulking. {118406}{118455}- You're very handsome today. {119162}{119198}Permit me. {119230}{119284}Philippe, be broad-minded. {119530}{119586}Big ass man,|this Marcello. {120084}{120146}Why is there no stuffing|in the turkey? {120150}{120248}Ugo, why didn't you put in|any stuffing? It's stupid. It's sad. {120350}{120404}It's sinister like that. {120406}{120462}It's dry. Look at it. {120496}{120531}It's spiritless. {120569}{120652}There are other things.|There's pur�e. {120656}{120762}Cr�mes-- apple, chestnut. {120802}{120850}And the stuffing? {120878}{120916}Life is stuffing. {121874}{121910}Stop eating. {122026}{122062}Stop! {124056}{124128}Chestnut pur�e|is one of my vices. {124166}{124278}A solitary vice, then.|I hate it. {124281}{124418}On the other hand,|I adore stewed apples... {124420}{124468}because they're so sweet. {124578}{124638}Too bad there are no pears. {124790}{124860}- You've got to!|- I've got to do it! {124864}{124931}- I've done it|every night of my life. {125082}{125130}I've got to! {125310}{125362}Oh, shit! {125366}{125412}I've got to do it! {125674}{125732}Marcello,|it's not my fault. {125770}{125824}- Not your fault! {125881}{125970}You haven't understood! It's impossible|to eat yourself to death! {125974}{126008}I'm leaving! {126240}{126310}Calm down, Marcello.|Calm down. {126450}{126516}- What is it?|What's going on, Marcello? {126519}{126572}He's right.|I am too fat. {126624}{126676}No, my little dove. {126680}{126750}You're beautiful.|You're not fat. {126752}{126848}You're soft,|you're graceful... {126852}{126934}you're light,|and you're a great cook. {126974}{127056}Yes. She's also sensual. {127060}{127160}You're three imbeciles.|That's the word that fits you. {127162}{127250}You can't eat yourselves to death|because you're eunuchs! {127252}{127306}Marcello, please. Eunuchs? {127344}{127410}If there's a eunuch, it's you.|You just proved it! {127414}{127460}All three of you! {127618}{127681}Stop!|This isn't the moment! {127710}{127784}He makes trouble! He acts jealous!|He plays the imbecile! {127788}{127840}There's no fantasy|in this story. {127844}{127926}You've picked|the most disgusting way to die! {127928}{127988}Go on. Wash your face.|Freshen up. {128080}{128169}Freshen up?|I don't need to freshen up! {128170}{128264}You need to freshen|your ideas! {128266}{128326}Look at this! What is this? {128376}{128452}Oh, shit! Shit! {128455}{128524}- Marcello, what is it?|Are you hurt? {128526}{128614}I'm covered with shit!|Horrors! It's a tidal wave! {128719}{128786}My God, how horrible! {128978}{129056}Come help me!|It's a catastrophe! {129057}{129124}It's horrible!|It's filthy! {129126}{129193}It's appalling!|It's monstrous! {129195}{129244}Don't leave me alone! {129394}{129428}The explosion-- {129552}{129612}- Don't leave me alone|like this! {129830}{129866}- Come on! {130114}{130160}- It's full of filth! {130350}{130416}I'm afraid|Ugo's a trifle sick. {130419}{130468}Yes, I think so. {130644}{130710}Me stay here?|You're crazy! {130802}{130838}It's snowing. {130928}{130976}The wind's blowing. {131034}{131069}A snowstorm. {131144}{131252}The smell of shit.|We'll never be rid of it. {131254}{131316}Aren't you sleepy? {131344}{131420}Michel, after all the work|we've done? {131422}{131470}With this stink,|who can sleep? {131472}{131520}Come on. Let's sleep. {131560}{131606}The universal deluge... {131634}{131670}Of shit. {132044}{132138}Marcello is fighting|a plastic monster by his car. {132216}{132306}Did you see him?|He was afraid to die. {133854}{133888}He's gone. {138176}{138252}Michel, quiet.|The neighbors. {139086}{139178}- Philippe, we must bury him.|- Out of the question. {139182}{139236}"Illegal interment of corpse... {139238}{139286}strictly punishable by law." {139290}{139354}Article-- I forget. {139416}{139454}I'm cold. {140870}{140912}Is it ready? {145216}{145264}Not bad at all. {145596}{145644}What are you making? {145696}{145744}Professional secret. {145942}{145990}A marvelous taste. {146078}{146124}Can I taste? {146224}{146336}Didn't you sleep well?|- I slept, but I have a headache. {146364}{146410}Can I taste? {146666}{146712}Your mouth smells of borscht. {147150}{147214}Come. I've got an idea. {147218}{147264}What? Tell me. {147286}{147332}Tart Andrea! {147334}{147370}Fantastic!|- See! {147844}{147880}Come on. {147884}{147918}Press! Press! {148358}{148450}You'll see. What a tart! {148830}{148902}I'm trying to do|some exercises, but... {148932}{148980}I'm a little tired. {149016}{149084}Did you see?|I found some straws... {149086}{149122}in the kitchen. {149210}{149258}For hot chocolate. {149350}{149410}I was an anti-aircraft officer. {149452}{149516}Have some breakfast.|There's a surprise! {149584}{149652}A big surprise. {151352}{151424}- Are we eating this tart|or not? {151608}{151668}You scared me.|I thought it was Marcello. {151858}{151906}No, it isn't Marcello. {151908}{151968}But he has|the pilot's insignia. {152266}{152300}Her ass. {152366}{152410}Want a piece? {152414}{152524}It looks good,|but not now. In a bit. {152564}{152600}Not eating? {152904}{152952}Marcello plays well. {152996}{153044}Almost as well as Michel. {153514}{153560}We're used to it. {155761}{155848}The difficulty is in the rapport|between the taste of the wine... {155850}{155904}and the moment|when each dish is ready. {155906}{156044}Each, first, must be steeped in the|juices in which it will partly cook. {156046}{156156}The final cooking will be done|in a brioche pastry. {156222}{156282}So let's start. {156546}{156592}Sherry for the chicken. {156826}{156874}Port for the duck. {157082}{157128}And champagne for the goose. {157452}{157500}A bit more. {158352}{158462}Eat the brioche. You'll see.|- I love brioche in milk. {158466}{158534}Yes? Especially|for your diabetes. {158610}{158662}Why the egg slices? {158669}{158712}Because eggs... {158718}{158772}according to the Jews... {158774}{158834}are the symbol of death. {159210}{159280}I could be a millionaire|in one month... {159282}{159348}making these dishes for people. {159352}{159420}But they'll never know... {159422}{159470}what they're missing. {159498}{159560}We, on the other hand... {159564}{159612}and our friends. {159640}{159688}I drink to them. {160348}{160406}The honor goes to you.|You cut it. {160434}{160484}Cut that? How? {160486}{160570}I can't slice that.|It's too bulky! {160620}{160704}It's pure poetry!|- Well, it's bulky poetry! {160788}{160834}Taste it with the fork. {160878}{160924}Just a bit. {161030}{161078}How is it? {161178}{161214}Shit. {161292}{161372}You're not being sincere.|- It's shit poetry. {161374}{161422}Andrea, you taste it. {161554}{161610}It's good, isn't it? {161612}{161672}It's good,|but it won't go down. {161710}{161758}But we've got to eat! {161866}{161936}I'll eat it all myself,|and I'll cut it! {162518}{162554}It's marvelous! {162584}{162618}Marvelous! {163066}{163112}I'm going to sleep a bit. {163150}{163188}Coming, Andrea? {163190}{163268}No, I'll stay here with Ugo. {163270}{163318}I'll keep him company. {163778}{163826}Goose p�t�. {163828}{163862}Chicken p�t�. {163892}{163926}Duck p�t�. {164124}{164172}Philippe calls this shit! {164242}{164272}It's genius! {164484}{164570}Come to the kitchen.|Ugo's got to stop eating. Come! {164650}{164724}Ugo is old enough|to know what he's doing. {164728}{164774}Come. We'll both tell him. {164830}{164908}I have no influence over him.|- Yes, we'll manage. {165380}{165422}Stop! {165426}{165484}Stop now! {165486}{165566}That's enough. Stop. {165604}{165650}Or else you'll die. {167396}{167444}Shut up, dogs! {167942}{167994}Tomorrow,|make me another p�t�. {168014}{168062}And I'll eat it. {168098}{168146}All right. {168256}{168316}I'm heating you|some water, Ugo. {168340}{168404}It's good with sugar|for digestion. {168686}{168720}Listen! {168774}{168828}You owe me something. {168832}{168884}You know. {168886}{168922}Yes. {169542}{169590}Oh, that's good. {170670}{170722}I leave you... {170726}{170812}the tower as a souvenir. {171180}{171250}More! More! {172600}{172638}He's dead! {173084}{173144}Come, Philippe.|Let's go to bed. {173228}{173278}What do we do with Ugo? {173282}{173364}Leave him in the kitchen.|It's his domain. {173366}{173414}We'll think tomorrow. {175544}{175592}You're a glutton, Ugo. {175664}{175712}You eat too much. {175742}{175790}You always ate too much. {176722}{176758}For you. {176760}{176824}It's very sweet|and very good. {177958}{178028}God knows|what they think of me. {178030}{178088}That's enough, Ugo. Stop. {178258}{178318}They must think|I've abandoned them. {178526}{178576}Here we are... {178578}{178620}together, happy. {178662}{178712}And they-- {178716}{178788}Wait here, Philippe.|I'll see who it is. {179254}{179320}- Straight ahead. {179330}{179390}- There's someone in the house. {179586}{179658}The meat-- Where do we put it?|- In the garden. {179766}{179838}This is good meat!|- Yes, in the garden, over there. {180514}{180574}A delivery of meat|just arrived. {180686}{180748}Is it nice?|- Very nice, Philippe. {180784}{180844}Is it stamped "Grade A"? {180870}{180910}That's the best. {180938}{180986}Because last time... {181064}{181098}it wasn't. {181222}{181282}Tell your boss... {181322}{181420}that last time,|the veal was second-rate. {182044}{182092}I can't go on. {182230}{182278}Is that better? {182524}{182558}I'm cold. {183930}{183984}Is that okay, miss? {183986}{184028}Meat in the garden! 40488