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WOMAN: Subscribe to my channel
at the end of the video.
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Now, let's eat some food.
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[chewing]
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Boo!
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[giggling]
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- [stuttering]
- What are you doing back here?
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- Sorry.
- I texted you like 15,000 times.
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I got worried when
you didn't respond,
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I thought maybe you died.
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No, no.
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I-I-I-I can't use
my phone at work.
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And then a bunch of
people, my coworkers,
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they caught me
watching Mukbang videos
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and now they call me Pornra.
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Yeah, I don't understand
all that sexual eating.
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- It's not sexual!
- It's not, it's not sexual.
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Whatever, anyway
I'm here because
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guess who the freak is
in town this weekend?
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Gavin DeGraw?!
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Why would you say Gavin DeGraw?
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Why wouldn't he be in town?
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- Well it's Jennifar!
- Uhh..
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Jennifar Juuljensen
from high school!
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NORA: Oh, cool.
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She just finished her
residency in White Plains,
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and she's coming
back to the city!
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Cool, have fun.
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Tell her I said, "Hi."
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What?! What do you mean?
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We used to have so
much fun, us three!
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No, we didn't. No.
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Remember when we used to
dress up as Charlie's Angels?
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Yeah, and she wouldn't
let me be Lucy Liu.
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Are you still mad about that?
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NORA: [speaking nonsense]
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- Are you?
- Yes!
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And, and, and not only that.
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It's like her whole, like her
whole, you know, like aura.
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- Okay.
- It's toxic! She's toxic.
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Look, Doug and I broke up again
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and my polycystic ovaries
have mostly subsided
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but you never know when
they'll start yelling again.
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[sighing]
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Please Nora, I just really
need to have some fun.
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- Fine.
- [gasps] Yey!
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It's gonna be just
like old times!
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I get off at six
and you need to go.
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?
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?
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[knocking]
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NORA: Yes?
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Nora, Melanie and
Jennifer are here!
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It's Jenni-FAR!
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Whatever.
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Hi.
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Oh my God Nora, it's
so good to see you!
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Oh my God, it's been forev!
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- It has.
- You look so different and good.
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I know, I look amazing.
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It feels good too.
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Wow, you haven't changed at all!
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I changed a little bit.
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- JENNIFAR: No, you haven't.
- Yeah.
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Your room is exactly as it was
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when we were in high school!
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So is your head, except
your skin looks different.
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There's like more skin but
your skull is the same size.
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If that makes any
sense. I love it.
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Oh my God, Jennifar,
I cannot believe
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you're a real doctor.
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I have so many questions.
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Like, sometimes when
I eat blueberries
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I will see the blueberries
in my dookie pie.
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NORA: Oh, and just
to riff off of that.
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I have so much
vaginal discharge.
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Like, not even like
when I'm making out.
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Like it's unprompted and
it feels like I'm swimming.
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- Oh.
- NORA: Yeah.
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Oh, I sprained my back doing
an unrealistic porn move,
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do you think you can
straighten my spine?
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Yes, let me show you
a little something
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- I learned in chiro class.
- Ooh, Egypt.
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Turn around, arms crossed.
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- Sounds so fancy.
- JENNIFAR: Okay, ready?
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One, two, three.
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[popping]
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- Oh, I felt it!
- Right?
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- Yeah, I did.
- Wow, it's a miracle.
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- JENNIFAR: Totally right?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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I wanna, I wanna try.
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- Get in there girl.
- It's free medicine.
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- JENNIFAR: Okay.
- Alright, ready?
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Ready? One, two...
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[grunting]
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- Wow.
- Uh-oh.
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Oh? Okay.
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NORA: Oh no.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh, no.
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I'm orgasming.
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Why didn't I get one of those?
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NORA: [yelling]
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- Gross.
- Let's try a double.
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- Okay, ready girls?
- One, two...
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[groaning]
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I know she's faking it.
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- Damn, I can never get you.
- No, I know.
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You know, because I know...
I know that... I know you.
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She knows me.
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WALLY: Hey Ma, I'm off to go...
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What are you gettin'
so dolled up for?
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Ugh, Rosalind's in town.
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[chuckling]
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Your favorite crazy-rich
cousin from Virginia?
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She just called to say
she wanted to drop by
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before flying back.
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You know she's been in
New York for two weeks
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and I haven't heard
from her until now?
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She's such a bitch!
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Whoa, Ma, come on,
that's kind of harsh.
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Well, that's what she is!
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When we were kids in China,
she used to call me squirrel!
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And in return, I shaved
her mustache at night
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until it grew back very coarse.
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Oh wow, I always
wondered about that.
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She deserved every hair.
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Ma, you go easy on her, alright?
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Remember you punched her
throat at Warren's wedding
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she couldn't even do her speech.
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- You remember that, don't you?
- No.
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[sighs] Alright.
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Hey, I'm off to a wonderful
magical first weekend
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with Brenda.
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It's a whole big surprise.
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Never mind.
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I'll see you later.
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And behave, lady.
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Whatever.
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- Don't forget to wear a rubber.
- WALLY: Ma!
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JENNIFAR: Yeah, yeah.
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And then, and then,
for the grande finale,
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we're gonna hit up the
Au Bon Frackin' Pain
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at South Street Seaport!
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- Why?
- It's "nostalgia night," bitch!
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We gotta revisit all our
old high school haunts.
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Can you believe it's
been like a whole decade?
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I know, it is crazy how
much all of us have changed.
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For the most part.
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But tonight is not about that,
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tonight is about bringing
it back to high school.
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So okay, we got a surprise.
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Ooh.
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You're gonna love this.
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It's our Charlie's
Angels outfits!!
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JENNIFAR: Yes, bitch,
just like back in the day!
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So I'll be Lucy Liu...
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I was wondering, Jennifar,
if maybe this time
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that we play Charlie's Angels
because after all these years,
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I've never played Lucy Liu.
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And I was wondering
if this time maybe,
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if it's okay with you,
that I could play her,
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just because we share
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a common Asian-American
heritage.
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So you think Jennifar isn't
talented enough to play Asian?
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No, no, I never
said that she was...
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That had nothing
to do with talent.
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- Okay, so that settles it.
- So I'll be Lucy Liu.
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With my girl Drew,
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Cam'ron D, and Destiny.
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MELANIE AND JENNIFAR:
Charlie's Angels, c'mon.
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[humming]
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? Tell me what you
know about me ?
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JENNIFAR: Louder, Nora!
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[Destiny's Child singing
"Independent Women Pt 1"]
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? All the women, who
are independent ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the honeys,
who making money ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the mommas,
who profit dollars ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the ladies,
who truly feel me ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the women, who
are independent ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the honeys,
who making money ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the mommas,
who profit dollars ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? All the ladies,
who truly feel me ?
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? Throw your hands up at me
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? Girl I didn't know you
could get down like that ?
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? Charlie, how your Angels
get down like that ?
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? Girl I didn't know you
could get down like that ?
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? Charlie, how your Angels
get down like that ?
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We are hot!
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I look more like Owen Wilson
than I do Cameron Diaz.
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Selfie.
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Who's gonna take it?
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Okay, we literally don't
have time for this.
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We have 23 stops
tonight. Let's go!
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- How many stops?!
- JENNIFAR: 23!
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?
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Wait, didn't this used
to be a sushi bar?
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NORA: It's a Chinese
restaurant now.
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Yeah.
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But at least it's like
within the Asian family,
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so it's alright.
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They don't have sake anymore.
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What?! One second.
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- [stuttering]
- Don't... don't yell at them!
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Don't yell.
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I do love the decor though.
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Look, that gold cat
is saying, "hi" to me.
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Okay, hi.
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Okay, bitches, so
I got the scoop.
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So, same owner, same staff,
but now it's Chinese.
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Why not?
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They are out of
chicken and spoons
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but I got this bottle of
ros� and I got this thing,
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which looks amazing.
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- NORA: Why is it so viscous?
- That looks like hand sanitizer?
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Who cares? Let's drink!
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JENNIFAR: Come on, Nora,
we have to do sake bombs.
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It's tradition, girlie.
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- MELANIE: It is.
- Okay.
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Okay, so.
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- It's been so long.
- I know.
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So, chopsticks.
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Shot glass.
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Eye contact.
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Or bad sex for seven years.
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- Ready?!
- Yeah.
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GIRLS: Sake, sake, sake bomb!
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[giggling]
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Mmmm.
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It really... it's
like a smoothie.
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Yeah, it's so good. I love it.
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MELANIE: It tastes just
like the Alize and Hypnotiq
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drinks we used to make!
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Oh my God, Mel, stop,
you are so funny!
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You've always been
the funny one!
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Yeah. I've been funny
at certain times.
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No, when I think
about Mel though
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I'm like always laughing,
laughing, laughing.
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- But you're funny too, for sure.
- Yeah.
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JENNIFAR: Like in a quirky way.
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Well...
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This place honestly isn't
as crazy as it used to be.
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No, it's at pretty much
the same level of tame.
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I don't know, it
kind of bums me out.
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It's buzzkill vibes.
You know what, let's go.
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Let's go! We got the sake bombs.
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- Let's go...
- NORA: Okay.
253
00:09:22,197 --> 00:09:24,541
And get the best hot
dog in New York City.
254
00:09:24,645 --> 00:09:26,334
ALL: Gray's Papaya!
255
00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:27,886
NORA: I'm down
for Gray's Papaya.
256
00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,190
I am down for Gray's Papaya.
257
00:09:29,231 --> 00:09:30,128
- JENNIFAR: Alright, cheers.
- Let's drink.
258
00:09:30,231 --> 00:09:31,431
Cheers, cheers, guys.
259
00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:34,197
?
260
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,645
[knocking]
261
00:09:47,817 --> 00:09:49,783
GRANDMA: Oh, Rosalind!
262
00:09:49,886 --> 00:09:54,369
Songshu, so good to see you!
263
00:09:54,472 --> 00:09:59,128
Still calling me Squirrel
after all these years?
264
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:04,128
Look at this place,
so lovely and cute.
265
00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:05,817
Has it always been this small?
266
00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,438
[chuckling]
267
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,741
It's quaint.
268
00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:10,817
You know us, we live simply,
269
00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:13,231
not extravagantly like you!
270
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:14,576
Aiyah.
271
00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:16,369
[speaking in Mandarin]
272
00:10:16,472 --> 00:10:22,024
Well, you are lucky you have a
lip sweater to keep you warm.
273
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:27,438
Would you like some
house slippers?
274
00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:31,059
If you don't mind,
I brought my own.
275
00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:34,714
I don't do public slippers.
276
00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:37,576
?
277
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:42,576
Ugh, this isn't
Gray's Papaya anymore.
278
00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,403
It's gone too.
279
00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:47,403
- Wow, it's crazy.
- Everything's so different.
280
00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:53,403
Oh, what in the actual
fuck is this shit?!
281
00:10:53,507 --> 00:10:55,257
- MELANIE: Oh, no. Oh no.
- JENNIFAR: Babe.
282
00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:00,679
Oh. Oh, no. Oh!
283
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,093
What the shit is this?!
284
00:11:02,197 --> 00:11:04,369
What kind of pineapple is that?!
285
00:11:04,472 --> 00:11:07,266
Oh my God.
286
00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:08,990
Woah, woah, woah, woah!
287
00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:10,438
Where's the grill?!
288
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:12,403
We boil everything in
apple cider vinegar.
289
00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:14,276
Oh, you boil everything
in apple cider vinegar?
290
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,886
Oh really? Do the hot dogs
have a yeast infection?
291
00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,615
It's actually healthier
than grilling.
292
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,128
- It's actually disgusting!
- Look at this.
293
00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:25,369
Girthy mutant flesh dogs
294
00:11:25,472 --> 00:11:28,886
that... [sniffs]...
smells like a fart cloud!
295
00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:31,231
Wait a second.
296
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:34,334
Are you grating a jicama?!
297
00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:37,679
You guys have
sodomized my childhood,
298
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,093
you skin shitters!
299
00:11:39,197 --> 00:11:40,783
Why don't you build
a Williams Sonoma
300
00:11:40,886 --> 00:11:42,138
in the place where I was born?!
301
00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:43,412
Nora, Nora, don't freak out.
302
00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,610
I mean, it's still
a hot dog place.
303
00:11:45,714 --> 00:11:47,276
Actually, we're a
sausage dispensary...
304
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,748
- Shut up!
- A what?!
305
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:50,897
Alright Nora, I have something
that's gonna cheer you up, girl.
306
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,334
I have an answer to the problem.
307
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:54,438
I have something that is
gonna take us right back
308
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,059
to high school. You ready?
309
00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:59,059
Come with me, girlies.
Let's go, bitches.
310
00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:00,886
- I know where you...
- Where you live.
311
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,679
- JENNIFAR: Nora, pivot.
- Come on girls.
312
00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:06,507
- NORA: Where are we going?!
- An NYU party?
313
00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:08,093
JENNIFAR: Yes!
314
00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:09,990
The hot sophomore
I've been DM-ing with
315
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,886
said it's going to be "yeet".
316
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,852
Which is a word I just learned.
317
00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:15,300
- I'm out.
- Yeet!
318
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,162
- No, Nora.
- Be yeet, be yeet with us.
319
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:18,334
- Be yeet.
- Nora.
320
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,966
Do you remember how
much dick and blow
321
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,207
we used to get at these things?
322
00:12:21,231 --> 00:12:22,793
I never got dick and
blow at these parties.
323
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,024
- You didn't?
- MAN: Sup?
324
00:12:24,128 --> 00:12:25,576
What are you ladies
dressed up as?
325
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,334
Charlie's Angels, duh.
326
00:12:27,438 --> 00:12:30,128
Which one of you
is Kristen Stewart?
327
00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:35,231
Oh no, we're the
original angels!
328
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,793
- Like the blockbuster hit.
- JENNIFER: Right.
329
00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,300
The film from the past.
330
00:12:38,403 --> 00:12:39,612
MELANIE: I'm Drew Barrymore.
331
00:12:39,714 --> 00:12:41,093
Three women fighting.
332
00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:43,266
- It grossed a lot of money.
- Saving the world.
333
00:12:43,369 --> 00:12:45,266
Well, well, well.
334
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,300
The CCK, cool kids corner, huh?
335
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:51,748
Well... [stuttering]... what
do we got going on over here?
336
00:12:51,852 --> 00:12:53,921
- Meth or?
- [chuckling] It's a dab.
337
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,266
What's a dab?
338
00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,024
It's fucking strong
is what it is.
339
00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:58,438
Strong?
340
00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,852
Oh dudes, I can outsmoke
anyone of you motherfuckers,
341
00:13:00,955 --> 00:13:03,714
especially you. Little
Timoth�e Chalamet vibe.
342
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,655
Well, let's go. Load
that, load it, load her...
343
00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,990
- That one's ready if you want.
- Okay. [Stuttering]
344
00:13:09,093 --> 00:13:10,293
Little rig here.
345
00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,403
Wow, look at that, my body type.
346
00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:14,852
Oh, little mouthpiece there.
347
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:16,438
And what's, what
is that? Oh, ow.
348
00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:19,128
Okay, yeah, right, that's
where the torch went. Right.
349
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,472
And then we're gonna...
just gonna inhale?
350
00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:24,610
MAN: Yeah, yeah, I got you.
351
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,093
[bubbling]
352
00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:30,231
[coughing]
353
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,679
I need water. Wait a second.
354
00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:34,852
?
355
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:40,300
Mmm, this is divine.
356
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,610
Is it Alishan high mountain
oolong tea from Taiwan?
357
00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:45,128
It's Lipton.
358
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:46,817
Lovely!
359
00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:48,231
So where is Nora?
360
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:51,300
Oh, she's out with her high
school friends tonight.
361
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:55,197
You let her run around
wild in this city, hm?
362
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,128
So, what does she
do for work again?
363
00:13:57,231 --> 00:14:00,059
Oh, she works in sales.
364
00:14:00,162 --> 00:14:01,886
Oh good.
365
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:05,024
I always thought she'd end
up working in a drug store,
366
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:07,438
or maybe have an unplanned baby.
367
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:11,541
Good to know she's
figured it out.
368
00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:15,714
Did I tell you about
my grandson, Eugene?
369
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:21,645
He just turned 21, already
made partner at McKinsey!
370
00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:25,714
Can you believe little Jocelyn
371
00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:30,162
is now Managing
Director at Barclay's?
372
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:33,231
I see she still enjoys
her Danish cookies!
373
00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:36,921
Does Nora still enjoy
her illegal marijuana?
374
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:40,334
About as much as Jocelyn
enjoys her one eyebrow.
375
00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:42,507
I see what this is!
376
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:44,886
You brought me here to upset me.
377
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:47,714
This is exactly why I
dreaded even calling you.
378
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:50,921
You are jealous,
jealous of my life.
379
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,128
That's what you think, Rosalind!
380
00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:55,300
Just because I
married a taxi driver
381
00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:57,093
and raised my
children in the city
382
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,369
and don't have tattoo lip liner,
383
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,403
doesn't mean I'm
jealous of your life.
384
00:15:01,507 --> 00:15:03,610
And if you put my
granddaughter down again,
385
00:15:03,714 --> 00:15:06,334
I'll shave your mustache
in your sleep again
386
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:07,990
just like old times!
387
00:15:08,093 --> 00:15:09,990
You wench!
388
00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:14,024
[grunting]
389
00:15:14,128 --> 00:15:15,231
You know what?
390
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:18,472
I will not stoop to
your pathetic level.
391
00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:21,197
Eugene is coming to pick me up
392
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,369
and bring me to the airport.
393
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,748
Well, go ahead, you wench!
394
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,499
I said wench first!
395
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,914
- I love the government.
- I think it's so good.
396
00:15:30,017 --> 00:15:31,217
NORA: Hey, guys.
397
00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:33,569
What is dingalinging, folks?
398
00:15:33,672 --> 00:15:34,914
JENNIFAR: How you doing?
399
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,224
I'm good, man.
400
00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:39,052
I feel like I'm on
bath salts, dude.
401
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,638
- Right?
- JENNIFAR: Yeah, totally.
402
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:44,052
We are having the best time
talking politics with Kale.
403
00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,534
Oh, like the salad?
404
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:49,845
- No, no, no.
- It's Kyle, for the third time.
405
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,431
- Kyle.
- Kyle.
406
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,845
- Thank you. Anyways.
- JENNIFAR: Loving that.
407
00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,338
New York's at its
peak right now,
408
00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:56,603
ya know what I'm sayin'?
409
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,293
Like could you imagine even
being here ten years ago?
410
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,259
It was a shithole.
411
00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:03,362
I'm sorry, say that again?
412
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:05,569
I bet you're like a
native New Yorker, right?
413
00:16:05,672 --> 00:16:08,121
I mean it's like, yeah,
everyone hates gentrification
414
00:16:08,224 --> 00:16:11,879
but no one... no one wants to
talk about the dips in crime,
415
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:13,983
the reversal of broken
window policies.
416
00:16:14,086 --> 00:16:15,286
JENNIFAR: Yes.
417
00:16:15,328 --> 00:16:16,545
You know how much money we pump
418
00:16:16,569 --> 00:16:20,500
- into your city for your water?
- Oh hell no.
419
00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:22,190
- Go off, woman.
- Hell no!
420
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,493
No, no.
421
00:16:23,569 --> 00:16:24,959
You think you can talk
shit about this city?
422
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,431
You didn't grow up here!
423
00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,086
You don't know how rent-gouging
424
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,534
is killing neighborhoods,
forcing communities out.
425
00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:34,086
So you can keep your
fake ass boiled hot dogs
426
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,776
but you don't you ever talk
shit about my city again
427
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,259
because you'll never
know it like we do.
428
00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:41,983
Honestly, I kinda
agree with Kale.
429
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:43,431
New York was a shithole.
430
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,155
It's much better now.
431
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:47,017
Are you fucking
serious, Jennifar?
432
00:16:47,121 --> 00:16:48,638
I'm just saying.
433
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,373
I have a unique perspective
on the situation
434
00:16:50,397 --> 00:16:51,752
because I've been
gone a few years
435
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:54,638
because I went to med school
'cause I'm a doctor legally.
436
00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:57,500
You guys have just been
here the whole time.
437
00:16:57,603 --> 00:17:00,293
- You're like townies, kind of.
- Uh!
438
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,397
Oh, in the throat!
439
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,948
Jennifar is not a
real fucking name.
440
00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:09,017
NORA: Call Cellino &
Barnes, we gotta go.
441
00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:11,259
Kale, Kale, Kale.
442
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:13,948
?
443
00:17:21,948 --> 00:17:25,914
Rosalind, why are
you still here?
444
00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:29,224
I'm just trying to
figure out my ride.
445
00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:31,086
Eugene's not coming?
446
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:35,500
Eugene said it's earnings
season, they're too busy.
447
00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:37,648
Too busy to see their Nai
Nai who they haven't seen
448
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:39,052
for four years?
449
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:47,810
Come on, I'll drive
you to the airport.
450
00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:49,397
No.
451
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:54,569
You don't trust
Squirrel to drive?
452
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:57,121
- Come on.
- Fine.
453
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,707
- Okay, wench.
- Songshu.
454
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,810
GRANDMA: I drive very good
455
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,914
if I can see above
the dashboard.
456
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:10,476
Remember that time you punched
Jennifar in the throat?
457
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,707
[giggling]
458
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,441
I made that bitch
sound like Donald Duck.
459
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,052
Little bit. Yeah.
460
00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:18,741
Do you think maybe
she's right? I mean
461
00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:21,776
the city's changed
but we haven't.
462
00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:25,845
Melanie, look around you.
463
00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:27,707
New York never really changes.
464
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,397
You know?
465
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,776
Let's make one more stop.
466
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,121
- You're not gonna regret it.
- [unintelligible]
467
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:35,424
Better.
468
00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:39,052
Remember when that bodega
cat followed us here?
469
00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:41,397
NORA: Yes, we were
feeding it pretzels
470
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:46,155
and then we fed it that
chocolate dipped one
471
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,500
and it died right there.
472
00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:52,810
Why are so many people
saying New York is dead?
473
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:56,569
I have a ton of friends
who are leaving the city.
474
00:18:56,672 --> 00:19:02,500
They're going to like,
LA, Austin, West Virginia.
475
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:05,328
- West Virginia?
- It's the mountains.
476
00:19:05,431 --> 00:19:06,741
Yeah, yeah, like that song.
477
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,397
- Right?
- Yeah.
478
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,569
I just don't wanna
be a townie, Nora.
479
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,190
We're not townies.
480
00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:15,569
We're New Yorkers, you know.
481
00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:17,155
[stuttering]
482
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,914
We like, live here and
die here, you know.
483
00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:22,224
And we can't let all the
Kales come up in here
484
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,534
and build a Talbot's.
485
00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:28,672
You're right.
486
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,810
You remember earlier when
I had a full-blown orgasm?
487
00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:35,397
As a result, my toes
are spread like starfish
488
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,821
and I feel like
they're stuck that way.
489
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:38,097
MELANIE: Okay,
you made it weird.
490
00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:39,431
NORA: No, I didn't.
491
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:40,993
It's been very uncomfortable,
especially when I'm forced
492
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,776
to wear heels.
493
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,079
Okay.
494
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,672
[door squeaking]
495
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:55,431
Hey, you're back!
496
00:19:55,535 --> 00:19:57,638
What are you doing
up, it's like 4 a.m.?
497
00:19:57,742 --> 00:20:02,087
Oh, I just got back from
taking Rosalind to the airport.
498
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:03,569
- Uh-huh.
- And...
499
00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,087
Oh, what's that for?
500
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,362
Oh, just for being you.
501
00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:13,466
And for being there always.
502
00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:15,569
You too.
503
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:20,362
So, did you have a good
night with your friends?
504
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:24,742
Umm, yeah, it was alright.
505
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So did Jennifar at least let
you be Lucy Liu this time?
506
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No, I was Cameron Diaz.
507
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But that's okay.
I don't mind that.
508
00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:35,569
I like that scene
where she got the semen
509
00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:37,224
all over her hair.
510
00:20:37,328 --> 00:20:39,442
- That's not Charlie's Angels.
- That happened in...
511
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,811
But yeah, no, that was good.
512
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:44,811
- What you got on your pants?
- It's not, it's just leather.
513
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,293
- They're pleather.
- Pleather?
514
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:47,649
Yeah, but what's
making 'em stiff?
515
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Is that semen? Did you get semen
516
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- all over your pants?
- NORA: No, I don't.
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?
518
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Who the [bleep] is Awkwafina?
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?
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? MTV
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