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Previously on SurrealEstate...
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- We stole her from Livingston-Kent.
- Bob Livingston fired me.
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I pushed him back into
the arms of his wife.
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You should have pushed
him into a woodchipper.
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She spent eight years straight
in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.
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- What's the Platinum Ring of Esteem?
- It's just this club
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for people who do ten million dollars
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in volume over a 12-month period.
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The world always assumes that
people who investigate heresies
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must be heretics.
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I would remind you of the Travis house.
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Those things, they can hurt you.
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They are dangerous.
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Post-mortem in five, kids.
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What exactly was that thing?
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We call it a Roadie.
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We're going to cover
it all in the wrap-up.
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Those poor people.
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Nearly killed each other.
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Speaking of near-death experiences,
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tomorrow night is the big night.
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Platinum Ring of Esteem annual banquet.
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Prom with business cards.
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We mock what we do not understand.
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Seriously, though.
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Lifetime Achievement
Award at your tender age.
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Some of us choose to measure our
lives in closings rather than years.
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Look, sorry, Anthony. Um...
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No, that's great.
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Yes, no, thank you
for cleaning the house.
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I'm sure the adoption agency people
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are going to be very impressed.
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Ah, just one more quick
meeting and then I'll be home.
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I'll heat it up.
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God, Anthony, it's a meatloaf,
not a donor organ. It'll keep.
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Yes, okay.
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I love you. I gotta go. Bye.
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All right, how long is
this thing going to take?
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It shouldn't be too long.
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Remarkable resilience for a Roadie.
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I've never seen one with such...
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- Violent tendencies.
- Okay...
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Let's wrap this up;
get into the weekend.
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Oh! You've got two new
calls from that reporter...
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Maria something?
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- Uh, channel seven.
- Yeah,
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she's been bugging the
cops, too. Where is Susan?
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God, can we please start without
her? I've got places to be.
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Sorry, I was just packing up a
little homework for the weekend.
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Martyr.
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Can we do this please? Phil?
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Okay...
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We worked the Jackson
house for two weeks.
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Mid-level engagement
associated with an old fella
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who died in the upstairs
bedroom 20 years ago
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but never got the memo.
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Luke helped him move on
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but, in doing so, revealed
our next contestant.
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Basically a class-three
shapeshifting demon
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that bounces from person to
person looking for a home.
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They are attracted
to our type of houses.
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They feed on the spiritual turbulence.
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Heavier the engagement,
tastier the meal.
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Basically, it looks for bad places
to live and makes them worse.
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What do they look like?
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See, that's the thing about Roadies...
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they have no corporeal
mass of their own...
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only the host they occupy
at any given moment.
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- So, you've seen these things before?
- Only twice.
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Fortunately, that was
enough for our man, August,
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to figure out how modify the
M.E.D. to take it apart nicely.
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And that is what saved
our bacon tonight.
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Yeah!
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To be prepared is half the victory.
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Cervantes.
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Man, those Roadies played rough.
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You saw what those Jackson
kids did to their parents.
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Yeah. But that's not the worst of it.
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Mm-mm. If they manage to
stay in the host long enough,
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they can take over.
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Take over... how?
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You know those stories you
hear about the nice, responsible
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insurance guy with a nice
yard who goes crazy one day
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and kills his entire family with an axe?
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My God.
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Doesn't always go that way,
but often enough to, you know...
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Ooh. That's not a happy sound.
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That is the breach alarm.
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Zooey, lock down the elevators
and the stairwell, please.
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Talk to me, Augie.
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Checking now.
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- What? Is there a fire?
- I wish.
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I think something followed us home.
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Bear in mind that this merely
indicates presence, not location.
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Now, how did it survive
that blast from the M.E.D.?
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It didn't. It was gone.
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Ontologically disassembled.
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- And yet here it is.
- I killed it.
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It's dead.
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So, I talked to the building sup.
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He's shutting down the
elevators at the ninth floor
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and securing the stairwell.
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We have to walk down ten
flights of stairs to get out?
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Do you want to tell her or can I?
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Until we manage to wipe
this thing out properly,
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we can't take a chance
on letting it out.
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Lockdown, baby.
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You're kidding?
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He's kidding, right?
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Nope.
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So, we're stuck here?
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- For how long?
- Well, hopefully
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not for long but you saw how that thing
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hopped from person to person.
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We can't risk it getting out of here.
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Can it pass through walls and doors?
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Were you not paying attention?
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It doesn't have a body
except for the host.
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It's a Roadie; never travels alone,
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only with the band.
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So, how did it get up here?
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It found a host.
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Oh, come on!
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The truth is we don't know.
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This thing can sit
dormant in a person for...
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Phil, help me out here.
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Latency seems to be
uncomfortable for Roadies. They...
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They like to move around, like a virus.
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It infects different
people and takes control
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after varying periods of dormancy
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and the host never knows until...
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he wakes up holding the axe.
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It was around eight P.M.
when we last saw this thing...
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when August thought that he killed it.
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Oh, August killed it, all right.
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Your tech says otherwise.
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Then there was more than one.
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A Mary-Kate and Ashley?
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Uh...
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I guess it's possible.
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Okay.
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We stay here for now.
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We keep an eye on each other
and we see what pops up.
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For how long?
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Until we find it and
August smokes it for real.
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Phil, do your thing. See
what else you can find out...
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And you might want to
look at your own device.
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We are on the buddy system.
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Susan, you and I can talk about
the Menendez proposal in my office.
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You guys stick together.
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Eyes on each other all the time.
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You've got somebody to feed Schrodinger?
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Yes, I... I'll call my neighbor.
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I gotta call Anthony.
He's gonna freak out.
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Yeah, I got people I gotta call, too.
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Why don't you go ahead and get
us some food while you're at it.
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Okay, what sounds good?
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Mm... a morphine drip?
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How's Chinese food?
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Is that okay with everybody?
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Chinese.
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Great. And get the
usual. In the meantime...
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Let's all keep our eyes on each other.
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Susan?
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Hello?
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No, it's just one of those work
things, Megan. It could be late.
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Certainly no longer than
absolutely necessary.
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Okay, bye.
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- Just how long are we going to be stuck here?
- It's hard to say.
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I don't have to tell you that
I am accepting a major award
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in less than 24 hours
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and there are certain acts
of... personal maintenance
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that need to take place
between now and then.
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You look great. You always look great.
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To the untrained eye.
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In my own mind, I'm the
chick in the tub in room 237
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of the Overlook Hotel.
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Look, you are just being
too hard on yourself.
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But it is my night, Luke.
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It's my one night!
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I'll never win an
Oscar, or a Stanley Cup
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and the Nobel Prize committee has
an obvious anti-real estate bias.
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Are you really going
to deny me exfoliation
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on my very special day?
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Are you that cruel?
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I am not denying you anything.
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But if this thing is inside of you,
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you don't want it popping out in
the middle of your acceptance speech
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and do some kind of Roadie Rumspringa.
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It's going to do nothing
for your personal brand.
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Now, do you want to
talk Menendez or not?
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Yes.
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I don't know, Jeffrey!
It's part of my job.
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Well, maybe if you ever
had a job, you'd understand.
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I thought you'd
understand, but I guess not.
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You're stressed out? Anthony,
how do you think I feel?
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Quite honestly, the longer
I stand here talking to you,
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- the longer...
- The longer cat food soaks in the warm water,
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the better she likes it.
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No, I'm all out of the
canned food she prefers.
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I didn't get to the, uh...
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To the, uh...
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store.
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I'm afraid we'll all have to
struggle through this together.
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Boy, it's a crowded field.
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Okay...
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The Slavs call it a Leshy.
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The Japanese have a shape-shifting
trickster fox called a Kitsune.
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For the Algonquins, a Wendigo.
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When it possessed somebody,
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it developed a violent compulsion
to feast on human flesh.
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Hn! Who's hungry?
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I had no idea you could
break them down by income.
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Used to be you couldn't.
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But I developed this algorithm
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that scrapes the property tax database
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and extrapolates household
income on a separate tab.
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Whew. It's fantastic.
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- Mm-hm.
- Is it legal?
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Susan Ireland: real estate renegade.
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Dinner's downstairs.
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Why is it downstairs? He
usually brings it upstairs.
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Ah, 'cause he can
usually use the elevator.
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So where is our dinner?
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Down at the security desk.
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Larry is probably sniffing
your Crab Rangoon as we speak.
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Larry the, uh...
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Larry the security guard.
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You know... the one who
looks at Susan the way
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Kanye looks at Kanye.
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Yeah. Just do the voice.
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Larry!
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Hey, you!
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What are these?
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The Jacksons had 'em up on the fridge.
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Think the youngest kid drew 'em
when he was chock full o' demon.
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What do they mean?
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Swirls, chaos...
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Two parents, one sibling...
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Who knows?
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We should probably take
turns getting some sleep.
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Two of us need to be awake at all times.
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Well, I need a tool from my workshop.
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Who would like to
accompany me to witness
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any horrid transformations
that might take place?
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Oh, I'd buy a ticket for that.
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It's like
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Marie Curie/ Edgar Allen Poe
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gave birth to Steve Jobs and we're
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looking inside of its brain.
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I've been meaning to tidy up
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but there always seems to
be some more compelling need.
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Ooh! Sweet Virgin
Airlines! What is that?
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It was living in the furnace of a
mid-century bungalow some years ago.
256
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,112
It, uh, obstructed the ventilation.
257
00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:17,057
Made it impossible to pass the
buyers' pre-closing inspection.
258
00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:19,020
- Can't have that.
- Plus...
259
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,762
it ate their cat.
260
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,602
Uh, I don't even understand
most of this shit.
261
00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:30,829
It must be difficult to
focus when you're always
262
00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:34,815
busy trying to formulate
your next ironic remark.
263
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:37,087
Rather lazy intellectually, though.
264
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,293
Excuse me?
265
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,634
Uh, I need to take this.
266
00:12:42,703 --> 00:12:44,785
Oh, I know you do.
267
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:47,828
- What is your problem?
- You're strong.
268
00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:51,484
Makes me sad to see you act so needy.
269
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:53,570
Needy?
270
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,518
You think I'm needy?
271
00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,999
I-I'm gonna take this and
when I get back, you and me,
272
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,401
we're going to have a little chat.
273
00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,067
What is it, Jeffrey?
274
00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:04,824
Why, what did she say?
275
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:38,246
So, this one version of the Roadie
276
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:42,892
supposedly manifests in a
large red, bird-shaped rash
277
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:45,208
on the infected person's left buttock.
278
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,436
What exactly am I supposed
to do with that information?
279
00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:52,617
Hm.
280
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:55,106
Oh, God.
281
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:56,813
_
282
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_
283
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,470
_
284
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,046
_
285
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,044
_
286
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,931
_
287
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,190
Trouble at home?
288
00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:22,894
I told you Anthony and
I are trying to adopt?
289
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,956
Well, the people are coming
over tomorrow morning.
290
00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:28,196
Anthony's freaking out.
291
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:29,525
They're gonna love you.
292
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,435
I hope so.
293
00:14:32,991 --> 00:14:34,664
You can trust me on two subjects...
294
00:14:35,294 --> 00:14:37,994
adjustable-rate mortgages
and screwed-up families.
295
00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:40,708
You and Anthony will
be the best dads ever.
296
00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:43,700
I wish you would adopt me!
297
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:47,158
We could never afford the wardrobe.
298
00:14:47,515 --> 00:14:49,782
I cannot believe you
are breaking up with me
299
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:51,347
over the phone right now!
300
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,805
At least it's not a text.
301
00:14:58,249 --> 00:15:02,486
Can you hold that whiny
rationalization for a hot second?
302
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,890
Augie?
303
00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:11,881
We're su-supposed to be...
304
00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:23,237
You okay?
305
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:29,110
Oh, it was just that stupid
dream where you're doing a closing
306
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,733
and Justin Timberlake's the buyer
307
00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:34,130
and just as he's about to
sign the HUD-One statement,
308
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:36,545
he looks straight into
your eyes and starts singing
309
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:41,362
"I'm Lovin' It" and then his
pen turns into this big snake.
310
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,150
Oh, come on. You've
never had that dream?
311
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:55,092
Where's Zooey and, uh...
312
00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:57,270
August?
313
00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,473
Luke...
314
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,023
I'm...
315
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:03,978
afraid we have a problem.
316
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,120
I was certain I'd blasted
that thing to smithereens.
317
00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:24,516
I still believe...
318
00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,457
Where's Zooey?
319
00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:28,606
I don't know.
320
00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,603
I sat down at my workbench,
321
00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:38,652
trying to figure out
how to integrate the...
322
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,394
chopping mechanism into an M.E.D.
323
00:16:44,844 --> 00:16:46,644
The next thing I knew, my...
324
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:51,249
My arms felt like they
were out of joint and...
325
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,786
Zooey was nowhere to be found.
326
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:59,054
We are on lockdown.
She is in this office.
327
00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:00,657
We'll find Zooey.
328
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,759
And we somehow need
to find the blades to a
329
00:17:03,996 --> 00:17:08,411
Karnaj model number
6800 FYB food processor.
330
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,670
- There's plenty of time for that.
- No!
331
00:17:11,148 --> 00:17:13,980
The demon focused on
those particular blades.
332
00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:16,846
It took a file and dulled them.
333
00:17:16,908 --> 00:17:18,275
Destroyed them!
334
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,710
If it made that effort,
335
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,110
there is something there.
336
00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:26,783
Okay.
337
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,420
You guys look for Zooey.
338
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:33,287
And you keep an eye on each other.
339
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,435
Luke,
340
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,590
what if I did to her what those...
341
00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:47,983
- boys did to... ?
- I can't.
342
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,975
Hey. It's me.
343
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:54,334
You know that 24-hour
Sav-Mor on Brighton?
344
00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:56,612
Yeah, the one across from the park.
345
00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:00,055
Do you know if they have any
high-end small appliances?
346
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,583
Elevators are still locked down.
347
00:18:05,623 --> 00:18:07,983
Stairway door shows locked.
348
00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:12,050
- Zooey!
- I mean, it's a small office.
349
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,600
Come on, Zooey, quit screwing around!
350
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,280
- Anything?
- Let's check his workshop.
351
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,566
Augie.
352
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,957
- Any luck?
- No.
353
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,757
I've been texting her. Nothing.
354
00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:36,509
Not Zooey's style to run away.
355
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:38,377
Maybe Zooey wasn't driving.
356
00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:41,125
- I need to find her.
- You stay where you are.
357
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,482
Luke, we need to talk to you.
358
00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:45,718
Outside.
359
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,222
You can speak in front of me.
360
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,094
We looked in your workshop.
361
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,603
The M.E.D is dismantled.
362
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,633
I told you, the Roadie
363
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,756
- filed down the blades.
- And what did you do to Zooey?
364
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,995
Mm, guys, chill out.
365
00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:07,152
- Zooey!
- Where the hell were you?
366
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,474
- I was in the hallway.
- And before that?
367
00:20:09,496 --> 00:20:10,842
Um...
368
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,544
I was...
369
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,413
Ooh.
370
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,236
I was, um...
371
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,013
Talking on the phone with Jeffrey and...
372
00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:24,724
I think he broke up with me.
373
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,158
On the phone?
374
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,557
Classy.
375
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,681
Um, I think you're
automatically disqualified
376
00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,717
from commenting on awkward breakups.
377
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:36,491
Anyway, I was talking on the phone
with Jeffrey and then I was...
378
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,125
outside the conference room.
379
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,913
Let me see your eyes.
380
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,503
- It's too bright in here.
- I know.
381
00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:46,077
It's a text from my mom.
382
00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:49,054
"Turn on the TV, local
news, channel seven."
383
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,642
... where an unidentified couple
384
00:20:55,681 --> 00:20:58,091
are in critical condition tonight,
385
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,615
their two pre-teen sons in
the care of social services
386
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:04,992
following a confrontation that
occurred earlier this evening.
387
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,055
Details are sketchy, but
early reports say that
388
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:12,277
one or both sons are responsible
for their parents' injuries.
389
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:16,076
However, Spotlight Seven
has discovered a strange link
390
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,919
between tonight's incident and a tragedy
391
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:21,544
that occurred under a year ago.
392
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,640
Questions still linger
about the explosion
393
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,858
that caused the death
of the Travis family...
394
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:28,395
Oh, dear.
395
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:31,021
... but we've discovered
that both the Travises
396
00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:33,936
and the unidentified
victims of tonight's incident
397
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:37,443
were clients of the same
shadowy real estate firm.
398
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:40,474
Um, we are so not shadowy.
399
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,709
We're a little shadowy.
400
00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:43,966
... and the police will not comment
401
00:21:43,988 --> 00:21:46,194
on the details of tonight's incident
402
00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:48,435
or the Travis explosion.
403
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,548
But does this seeming coincidence
404
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,416
raise some troubling questions
405
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:55,155
for other clients of
the mysterious firm?
406
00:21:55,179 --> 00:21:57,054
Reporting live, I'm Mari...
407
00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:01,913
We're so screwed.
408
00:22:39,207 --> 00:22:40,440
No!
409
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:43,092
Nice to see you, too.
410
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,524
- How'd you get in here?
- The security guy brought me up.
411
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:49,169
- He has a key.
- The security guy has a key?
412
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,771
Yeah, I think they gave it to
him roughly around the same time
413
00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:53,814
they started calling
him "the security guy."
414
00:22:53,984 --> 00:22:55,921
- What's going on here?
- It's a long story.
415
00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,221
The punch line is you're gonna be
stuck in here with us for a while.
416
00:22:58,259 --> 00:23:00,477
I'll explain in a minute.
Is that the food processor?
417
00:23:00,516 --> 00:23:02,596
Uh, the last one in stock!
418
00:23:02,664 --> 00:23:04,885
Plus I had a coupon for ten percent off.
419
00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:12,676
Model number 6800-FYB. Brilliant.
420
00:23:13,307 --> 00:23:14,394
Thank you.
421
00:23:14,409 --> 00:23:17,291
- I, uh, hope the color's okay.
- Lovely.
422
00:23:17,978 --> 00:23:19,739
Are you going to give it to somebody?
423
00:23:21,764 --> 00:23:24,443
I'm certainly going to try.
424
00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:30,009
So, if that machine
didn't work the first time,
425
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,827
what makes you think
it's going to work now?
426
00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:34,988
First, I maintain that it did work.
427
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:38,697
Second, on the remote
possibility that I am wrong,
428
00:23:39,111 --> 00:23:42,245
I am significantly increasing the speed,
429
00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:45,823
efficiency and lethality of the device.
430
00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:47,074
So...
431
00:23:48,199 --> 00:23:52,257
we never did deconstruct
that "needy" remark.
432
00:23:53,227 --> 00:23:56,495
Well, perhaps I was commenting
on your apparent need
433
00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:57,851
to be with a certain...
434
00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,484
type.
435
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:05,130
Okay, I do not have a type.
436
00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:10,675
I... Jeffrey was nothing
like A.J. who was nothing...
437
00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:12,937
nothing like Chris.
438
00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:15,330
I stand corrected.
439
00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:27,039
I mean, none of them had,
like, careers to speak of but,
440
00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:29,503
once again, that's not a type.
441
00:24:30,015 --> 00:24:32,978
A.J. was studying to become a bartender.
442
00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:35,257
Took the exam, like, three times.
443
00:24:35,323 --> 00:24:37,211
Always tripped up on the mojito.
444
00:24:37,261 --> 00:24:39,017
So, I came up with this secret phrase,
445
00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:41,252
it's like a memory aid for him
to remember the ingredients...
446
00:24:41,268 --> 00:24:44,030
rum, lime, mint, club
soda, sugar, ice...
447
00:24:44,196 --> 00:24:47,030
Real Life Murders, Crime
Scene Investigators.
448
00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:49,135
That's so simple, right?
449
00:24:49,848 --> 00:24:51,928
Mmm... Not for A.J.
450
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,761
And Chris?
451
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,677
Chris wrote poetry.
452
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,939
Used to go on these huge rants
453
00:24:57,961 --> 00:25:01,378
about how social media was
commoditizing free verse.
454
00:25:01,809 --> 00:25:05,016
"If everything's a
poem, nothing's a poem."
455
00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:08,079
So, I suggested that maybe
456
00:25:08,101 --> 00:25:10,987
she was better suited for
something like construction.
457
00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:14,123
And let's just say that ended badly.
458
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,357
And Jeffrey...
459
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,349
Jeffrey does stand-up.
460
00:25:22,128 --> 00:25:23,633
Not very funny.
461
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,014
Not intentionally, at least.
462
00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:30,708
Would you, uh, mind handing
me that small Allen wrench?
463
00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:40,387
All I'm saying is that
you seem to need...
464
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,768
projects rather than people.
465
00:25:46,403 --> 00:25:48,290
That's a terrible thing to say.
466
00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:55,998
You should be with someone...
467
00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:57,599
wonderful.
468
00:25:58,502 --> 00:26:01,428
But such people are
available fully assembled.
469
00:26:02,004 --> 00:26:05,414
You needn't keep
acquiring them in kit form.
470
00:26:15,529 --> 00:26:17,237
I'm not needy.
471
00:26:17,882 --> 00:26:19,481
You're needy.
472
00:26:29,329 --> 00:26:31,369
- I can't believe it.
- What?
473
00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:34,503
That I believe it.
474
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:37,704
More things than heaven
and earth, Horatio.
475
00:26:38,961 --> 00:26:40,861
I'm a science girl, Luke.
476
00:26:41,431 --> 00:26:44,412
This haunted house demon
stuff is really a leap for me.
477
00:26:46,649 --> 00:26:49,813
The Travis thing, that
really bothers you.
478
00:26:52,624 --> 00:26:54,320
So, what really happened?
479
00:26:56,038 --> 00:26:57,389
I got sloppy.
480
00:26:59,063 --> 00:27:00,193
Complacent.
481
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:02,162
Naive.
482
00:27:03,904 --> 00:27:06,835
I was so eager to believe that
everything would be all right
483
00:27:07,445 --> 00:27:09,843
that I ignored that voice in my ear.
484
00:27:11,035 --> 00:27:12,305
It's just, I'm...
485
00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:16,018
You already know this...
486
00:27:16,232 --> 00:27:19,153
I have this kind of connection
to these things all my life.
487
00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:23,342
I don't just see them, I can feel them.
488
00:27:24,446 --> 00:27:26,185
And I can talk to them.
489
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:29,205
And I can hear them
talk to me, if I listen.
490
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,915
Sometimes people around me,
491
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,029
they can see them.
492
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,115
They can talk to them
493
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,613
just because I'm there.
494
00:27:41,123 --> 00:27:44,428
So, then, what happened
at the Travis house?
495
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,441
I didn't listen close enough.
496
00:27:49,286 --> 00:27:50,543
What a waste.
497
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,778
Excuse me?
498
00:27:54,227 --> 00:27:55,709
God, look at you.
499
00:27:56,412 --> 00:27:58,180
You're so smart.
500
00:27:58,686 --> 00:28:01,127
Fairly well-adjusted,
all things considered.
501
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:03,378
Objectively attractive.
502
00:28:04,097 --> 00:28:06,886
But you are just like these
houses we're trying to sell.
503
00:28:08,007 --> 00:28:09,294
Damaged.
504
00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:11,641
Horribly damaged.
505
00:28:11,751 --> 00:28:13,233
Susan!
506
00:28:13,772 --> 00:28:15,067
Oh, come on!
507
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,803
You go from that Brock guy to Luke here?
508
00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:20,694
You are the luckiest
woman on the planet.
509
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,975
You should be buying lotto tickets.
510
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,779
What?
511
00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:30,581
You guys okay?
512
00:28:30,984 --> 00:28:34,170
Well, Roadies seldom occupy
the same individual twice.
513
00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:38,253
August, Zooey, is the
Roadie inside either of you?
514
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,891
- What?
- Just answer the question.
515
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,528
No.
516
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,686
- How about you?
- No.
517
00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,936
- Megan?
- Of course not.
518
00:28:50,913 --> 00:28:52,102
Susan?
519
00:28:52,838 --> 00:28:54,443
Come on, it's not
going to just tell you.
520
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,326
It's this old Nordic legend I found...
521
00:28:56,332 --> 00:28:58,100
a demon called a Tregastar.
522
00:28:58,143 --> 00:29:00,143
When this thing takes you over,
523
00:29:00,466 --> 00:29:01,909
you say
524
00:29:02,183 --> 00:29:03,764
what you feel
525
00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:06,224
and you cannot lie.
526
00:29:06,943 --> 00:29:08,870
Were you always this dorky?
527
00:29:09,809 --> 00:29:11,083
Or was that something that happened
528
00:29:11,121 --> 00:29:12,598
when you and God broke up?
529
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,948
Susan, is it inside you?!
530
00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:18,797
Ah! Oh!
531
00:29:20,832 --> 00:29:23,831
The house! You live in the house!
532
00:29:23,842 --> 00:29:26,001
- Screw this.
- The wonderful house.
533
00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,636
Ah!
534
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:31,655
Get off!
535
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:34,839
Get her off of me!
536
00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,281
Oh, my God!
537
00:29:51,395 --> 00:29:54,163
Where is it, Augie? Did we get it?
538
00:29:54,665 --> 00:29:57,778
It rests in pieces.
539
00:30:01,505 --> 00:30:04,338
Put it up on the scope and make sure.
540
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,498
We got five green. We're all good.
541
00:30:12,716 --> 00:30:14,249
Nice work.
542
00:30:14,714 --> 00:30:15,984
Ow!
543
00:30:15,985 --> 00:30:18,481
Yeah, there's gonna be
some residual stiffness.
544
00:30:18,589 --> 00:30:20,979
After having that thing bounce
around inside you a while.
545
00:30:21,157 --> 00:30:25,288
No... kidding. This must be
what it feels like to be 30.
546
00:30:25,316 --> 00:30:27,486
Ohh.
547
00:30:30,553 --> 00:30:33,112
I seriously need to
sleep for, like, two days.
548
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:34,553
Okay, I gotta get outta here.
549
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:37,977
Zooey, call down and have
them unlock the elevator.
550
00:30:39,864 --> 00:30:41,586
Oh, yeah. Um...
551
00:30:41,744 --> 00:30:43,392
One thing.
552
00:30:44,247 --> 00:30:48,072
So, just before we all
group hug and go home,
553
00:30:48,339 --> 00:30:50,274
can we just acknowledge that
554
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,065
some of us...
555
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:57,135
said some really hurtful
shit tonight and meant it?
556
00:31:01,930 --> 00:31:04,546
We've been in each other's
faces all night and you...
557
00:31:05,468 --> 00:31:07,613
probably had enough of me.
558
00:31:09,905 --> 00:31:12,272
Last thing you all need to do is
559
00:31:12,574 --> 00:31:15,216
go to some stupid banquet tomorrow.
560
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:18,400
It's tonight.
561
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,629
Sorry.
562
00:32:02,824 --> 00:32:04,670
Is that her mother?
563
00:32:05,102 --> 00:32:07,030
It's got to be her mother.
564
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:12,348
None of the others had the
guts to show their faces.
565
00:32:12,396 --> 00:32:14,889
- I think that's best.
- But, Bob, seriously,
566
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:17,174
who brings their mother
to one of these things?
567
00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:19,541
Leo DiCaprio brought
his mom to the Oscars.
568
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,506
Leonardo DiCaprio was king of the world.
569
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:26,678
Susan Ireland is, basically,
Daphne in Scooby Doo.
570
00:32:26,733 --> 00:32:29,927
Well, they did give our
industry a huge slap in the face.
571
00:32:30,126 --> 00:32:33,242
Can we just... not hand out the award?
572
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,791
Not an option.
573
00:32:34,882 --> 00:32:36,459
Well, perhaps I can talk to her.
574
00:32:36,494 --> 00:32:38,402
We used to be, uh...
575
00:32:38,676 --> 00:32:40,295
- Colleagues.
- Mmm.
576
00:32:40,316 --> 00:32:41,963
And what are you going to say?
577
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,632
I'll ask her to keep
it brief and tasteful.
578
00:32:44,975 --> 00:32:46,574
She'll listen to me.
579
00:32:46,739 --> 00:32:48,928
I'm a bit of a mentor.
580
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,822
Mm.
581
00:32:51,515 --> 00:32:53,308
Mentor.
582
00:32:56,284 --> 00:32:59,255
Oh, go easy, honey. Remember,
you're speaking soon.
583
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,824
I'm targeting that fine line
that separates relaxed and witty
584
00:33:02,844 --> 00:33:04,738
from actually opening with a dick joke.
585
00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:06,412
I hope you hit it.
586
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:10,249
Susan, you look radiant.
587
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:12,005
A vision.
588
00:33:12,342 --> 00:33:14,820
- How are you, Bob?
- Fantastic!
589
00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:18,238
And this must be your sister?
590
00:33:19,048 --> 00:33:21,512
My mom, Constance.
591
00:33:21,704 --> 00:33:23,838
Mom, Bob Livingston.
592
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,067
He's the guy who stepped
out of the left-hand tub
593
00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:27,614
in that boner pill commercial.
594
00:33:28,004 --> 00:33:30,029
So much for that fine line.
595
00:33:31,253 --> 00:33:32,714
What a magical evening.
596
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:36,585
Susan, could I borrow
you for half a shake?
597
00:33:40,824 --> 00:33:41,923
Yep.
598
00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:43,379
Great.
599
00:33:44,927 --> 00:33:46,651
A pleasure to meet you, Constance.
600
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,775
Die in a fire, Bob.
601
00:33:56,543 --> 00:33:57,938
How you doin'?
602
00:33:59,675 --> 00:34:01,121
You know, we were all very surprised
603
00:34:01,159 --> 00:34:03,070
when you took the job with Roman.
604
00:34:03,355 --> 00:34:04,744
It's so...
605
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:06,687
Off-brand.
606
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,916
Running around with
that bunch of misfits.
607
00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,711
- You're too good for this.
- You fired me, Bob.
608
00:34:11,779 --> 00:34:13,529
I obviously wasn't too good for that.
609
00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:16,494
Yeah, well that was because
of my wife and she insisted.
610
00:34:16,548 --> 00:34:18,888
Oh, yeah, how is Twyla?
I saw her in here earlier,
611
00:34:18,943 --> 00:34:22,130
checking that big fur coat
made from Dalmatian puppies.
612
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,199
I was hoping we could keep this civil.
613
00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:28,695
Look, I'm just here as a friend
to ask you to keep your comments
614
00:34:28,743 --> 00:34:30,424
brief and tasteful.
615
00:34:30,452 --> 00:34:33,869
And not to reference your
current employer or his,
616
00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,921
you know, band of weirdos.
617
00:34:36,065 --> 00:34:37,705
It's my agency.
618
00:34:37,794 --> 00:34:40,475
- And those are my friends.
- Oh.
619
00:34:40,653 --> 00:34:42,204
Yeah?
620
00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:44,243
Why aren't they here?
621
00:34:44,311 --> 00:34:45,965
To support you.
622
00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:50,186
I'm here, as a friend,
623
00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:52,409
asking you to please,
624
00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:54,392
please don't embarrass yourself.
625
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,362
And the rest of us.
626
00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,387
And Susan...
627
00:35:00,485 --> 00:35:02,132
Congrats!
628
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:25,082
- Are you okay?
- Good evening!
629
00:35:25,102 --> 00:35:28,513
Everyone, please return to your seats.
630
00:35:32,081 --> 00:35:37,971
Good evening and welcome to the
awards portion of our program.
631
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:43,554
Ladies and gentlemen,
632
00:35:43,647 --> 00:35:46,793
please join me in...
633
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,897
God.
634
00:36:10,859 --> 00:36:12,636
Sorry we're late.
635
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:17,687
You were right about
the personal maintenance.
636
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,597
Yeah.
637
00:36:21,674 --> 00:36:24,652
As I was saying, please join me...
638
00:36:24,707 --> 00:36:26,052
- Hey.
- Hey.
639
00:36:26,093 --> 00:36:29,215
... in welcoming the
new eight-time laureate
640
00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:31,722
of the Platinum Ring of Esteem
641
00:36:31,775 --> 00:36:35,637
and the recipient of our special award
642
00:36:35,672 --> 00:36:41,391
for lifetime achievement in the
real estate arts and sciences...
643
00:36:41,631 --> 00:36:44,419
Susan Ireland!
644
00:37:07,817 --> 00:37:10,665
Have none of these people
seen the movie "Carrie"?
645
00:37:18,062 --> 00:37:19,723
Thank you.
646
00:37:20,052 --> 00:37:22,927
There are many people
I want to acknowledge.
647
00:37:23,161 --> 00:37:25,816
My mom, who is here.
648
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,554
My dad, who isn't,
649
00:37:28,609 --> 00:37:31,292
although I kinda feel like he is.
650
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:34,208
I hope he'd have made time for it.
651
00:37:37,303 --> 00:37:39,188
My current colleagues:
652
00:37:39,204 --> 00:37:42,558
Luke, Phil, August and Zooey,
653
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,501
who gave me a work-home.
654
00:37:44,906 --> 00:37:46,462
My former colleagues,
655
00:37:46,484 --> 00:37:48,522
who made me realize I deserved one.
656
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,935
Hope they're wearing
their asbestos underwear.
657
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:56,086
But I want to thank all of you, too,
658
00:37:56,223 --> 00:37:58,968
for believing in...
659
00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:00,478
something.
660
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,202
Anything.
661
00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:05,601
Some of you believe in
me, and for that I am
662
00:38:05,721 --> 00:38:07,923
more grateful than you could know.
663
00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:11,954
Some of you believe in other things.
664
00:38:12,984 --> 00:38:14,511
Odd things,
665
00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:18,210
amazing things, beyond imagination.
666
00:38:19,204 --> 00:38:20,972
You've opened my mind
667
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:23,732
and that's never a bad thing.
668
00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:27,669
But, most of all, I want to thank you...
669
00:38:27,686 --> 00:38:30,405
all of you, everyone in this room,
670
00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:32,741
for believing in this business.
671
00:38:33,636 --> 00:38:35,244
Our business.
672
00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:37,764
The good we do,
673
00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:42,123
helping people move on
and find their way home.
674
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,571
Thank you.
675
00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:03,204
- Oh!
- Ah!
676
00:39:16,431 --> 00:39:19,126
The adoption police loved
us. They weren't mean at all.
677
00:39:19,132 --> 00:39:20,933
They just wanted to check us out.
678
00:39:20,971 --> 00:39:24,528
You know, get our views
on education and nutrition.
679
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:26,164
Running with scissors.
680
00:39:26,307 --> 00:39:27,722
So, what's next?
681
00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:30,111
Well, there's still a lot of
flaming hoops to jump through,
682
00:39:30,116 --> 00:39:31,911
but so far so good.
683
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:34,491
What's wrong?
684
00:39:35,883 --> 00:39:37,506
There's just something about last night.
685
00:39:38,170 --> 00:39:39,818
Can't put my finger on it.
686
00:39:41,154 --> 00:39:42,391
Hm.
687
00:39:45,225 --> 00:39:46,684
You were great.
688
00:39:54,231 --> 00:39:56,339
Hey. Thank you for coming.
689
00:39:57,651 --> 00:39:59,370
That was a fine speech.
690
00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:02,940
What you said about belief, believing...
691
00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:05,710
- Very true.
- Mm-hm.
692
00:40:06,476 --> 00:40:08,946
But the truth isn't
always welcome, is it?
693
00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:11,923
It often comes with a cost.
694
00:40:13,906 --> 00:40:15,419
Get in, Mister Needy.
695
00:40:15,451 --> 00:40:18,662
I think I shall be
paying for it for a while.
696
00:40:18,673 --> 00:40:19,958
Hm.
697
00:40:27,753 --> 00:40:29,120
Hey, Susan!
698
00:40:30,217 --> 00:40:31,623
You were pretty badass tonight.
699
00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:44,214
You really didn't have to come.
700
00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:46,680
Yeah, we really did.
701
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:49,782
What are we gonna do?
702
00:40:50,189 --> 00:40:51,922
That news story's gonna kill us.
703
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,926
We'll figure it out.
704
00:40:58,364 --> 00:40:59,685
I just...
705
00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:03,308
I always try so hard to be positive.
706
00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:07,178
To make people feel good and like me.
707
00:41:07,754 --> 00:41:10,977
But I don't always say
everything I'm thinking.
708
00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:13,043
I mean, who does?
709
00:41:13,821 --> 00:41:14,977
But, Susan,
710
00:41:16,281 --> 00:41:17,646
on your worst day,
711
00:41:18,718 --> 00:41:19,982
I like you a lot.
712
00:41:25,123 --> 00:41:26,826
Still think she's lucky.
713
00:41:33,631 --> 00:41:34,988
Thank you.
714
00:41:38,169 --> 00:41:40,669
Hey! So, where to now?
715
00:41:40,812 --> 00:41:42,179
Wanna grab a bite?
716
00:41:43,908 --> 00:41:45,588
I want to go home.
717
00:41:46,444 --> 00:41:48,080
You want to go to my place?
718
00:41:49,012 --> 00:41:50,430
Mine.
719
00:41:51,028 --> 00:41:52,314
My place.
720
00:41:53,650 --> 00:41:55,016
I don't...
721
00:41:55,858 --> 00:41:57,950
Why do you want to go
there? I mean, we agreed...
722
00:41:57,988 --> 00:41:59,393
I didn't...
723
00:42:02,593 --> 00:42:04,025
Did you call an Uber?
724
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,296
Megan?
725
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,188
Megan, what's going on?
726
00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:22,427
How are we tonight?
727
00:42:23,903 --> 00:42:25,179
We are wonderful.
728
00:42:35,724 --> 00:42:37,458
Now take us home.
729
00:42:50,472 --> 00:42:55,472
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