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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,177 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:19,854 Woman: GOOD, EVERYBODY. 3 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,146 HOLD PLANK. 4 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,815 GOOD. BELLY TOWARDS YOUR SPINE, 5 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:25,734 AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO LOWER DOWN 6 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,654 AND COME UP INTO WHAT I LIKE TO CALL... 7 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,322 [HISSING] SSSSSNAKE. 8 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,615 [HISSING PLAYFULLY] 9 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,574 "SSSS!" 10 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,034 AND THEN, 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,911 THERE'S THIS GREAT YOGA WORD FOR THIS POSE, 12 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,120 AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS, 13 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,413 BUT IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A SNEEZE, 14 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,542 IT'S LIKE, "AH...SNASANASA!" 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,168 AN-NA-NA-NA-NA. 16 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,086 "ANJANEYASANA." 17 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:48,298 "ANJANEYASANA!" THANK YOU, MRS. KLEMMER. 18 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,508 AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE 19 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,510 YOU KEEP YOUR KNEE OVER YOUR ANKLE 20 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,095 SO YOU DON'T DAMAGE YOUR PATELLA. 21 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,639 OH. 22 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,266 DO YOU WANT TO COME UP AND SHOW US? 23 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,768 OKAY. 24 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,228 GREAT. THANK YOU. 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,521 ALL RIGHT. 26 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,857 KNEE OVER THE ANKLE, 27 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,734 ARMS UP IN THE AIR. 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,193 ANJANEYASANA. 29 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,612 WARRIOR TWO. 30 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,702 [WHISPERING] MRS. KLEMMER... 31 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,078 [WHISPERING] YEAH? 32 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,872 YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS. 33 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,875 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE CLASS? 34 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:25,044 OH. SURE, OF COURSE. 35 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:26,253 REALLY? 36 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,337 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 37 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,380 OKAY. 38 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,381 I'M GOING TO GO. 39 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,591 OKAY. BYE. 40 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,802 I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY BAG. 41 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,679 THANK YOU. 42 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,441 OH. 43 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,029 I'M SORRY, JIMMY. 44 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,614 I DON'T THINK I'M VERY GOOD AT THIS. 45 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,782 IT HAPPENS. 46 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,452 NOW THAT YOU'RE FREE, 47 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,203 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME. 48 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,329 OH. 49 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,164 I DON'T DATE MY BOSSES. 50 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,792 GREAT, BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE. 51 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,334 OR MY EX-BOSS. 52 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,805 LET ME TAKE YOUR ARM. 53 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,431 OH! WHAT A GENTLEMAN. 54 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,474 THANK YOU. 55 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,934 SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT? 56 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,019 TONIGHT, IT'S DINNER AT A ROMANTIC LITTLE SPOT 57 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,145 OFF THE BEATEN TRACK 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,605 WITH THE BEST FOOD IN THE CITY. 59 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,607 -THAT SOUNDS GREAT. -YEAH, THEN TOMORROW, 60 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,776 I WAS THINKING BREAKFAST IN THE COUNTRY WITH MY MOTHER. 61 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,320 SHE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 62 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,072 ARE YOU A SIZE 2? 63 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,573 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 64 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,617 HER WEDDING DRESS WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT. 65 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,494 UM... MIKE? 66 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,287 UH... YOU KNOW WHAT, 67 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,998 SUDDENLY, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY. 68 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,500 UM, BUT MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 69 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,335 SURE. YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 70 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,963 UH... IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN NEXT WEEK. 71 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,678 WHOOO... 72 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,178 YOU'RE BACK ALREADY? 73 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:02,390 TWO MINUTES. THAT IS A RECORD EVEN FOR YOU. 74 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,977 I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT, BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT. 75 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:05,978 [TIRES SQUEALING OUTSIDE] 76 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,021 WHAT WAS THAT? 77 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,313 THAT WAS THE SOUND 78 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,731 OF THE LAST TIME I LET YOU FIX ME UP. 79 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,274 HIS EX SAID HE WAS A CATCH. 80 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,068 MAYBE THERE'S A REASON SHE'S HIS EX. 81 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,112 OR MAYBE THERE'S A REASON YOU DON'T GIVE ANYONE, 82 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,655 OR ANYTHING, A CHANCE. 83 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,699 -I GIVE EVERYTHING A CHANCE. -REALLY? 84 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,450 HOW WAS THE JOB AT THE DENTAL OFFICE? 85 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,327 -NOT-- -FOR YOU. 86 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,329 -I DON'T LIKE TEETH. -YOU KNOW WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE? 87 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,040 DON'T SAY "MOM". 88 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,499 DID YOU READ HER LAST POSTCARD? 89 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,500 SHE'S IN MAINE, 90 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,877 ON A HIKING TRIP. 91 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,210 OH, YOU'RE TWO WEEKS BEHIND. 92 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,671 I JUST SAW ON HER FACEBOOK PAGE 93 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,048 THAT SHE MET A BUNCH OF TOURISTS, 94 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,590 AND SHE'S JOINING THEM FOR A CRUISE-- 95 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,759 EXACTLY. SHE CAN'T EVEN COMMIT TO A HIKE. 96 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,387 WELL, I CAN COMMIT. I JUST... 97 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,430 I HAVEN'T FOUND THE THING I'M REALLY GOOD AT YET. 98 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,099 [KIDS SCREAMING PLAYFULLY] 99 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,184 ROB! STEVE! 100 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,267 DINNER'S READY, OKAY? 101 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,104 HEY, NO, IT'S MY SWORD! 102 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,564 [SIGHING] THE DRAGON AGAIN. 103 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,607 [BOYS ARGUING] 104 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,734 I GOT THIS. 105 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,985 THANKS, POPPY. 106 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,361 [POPPY]: HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 107 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,072 BUT AUNT POPPY, 108 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,532 STEVE WON'T GIVE ME HIS SWORD. 109 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,617 IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU BROKE YOURS. 110 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,078 DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 111 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,746 HEAR WHAT? 112 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,456 IT'S THE DRAGON BREATHING. 113 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,750 AND WHILE YOU TWO 114 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,752 FIGHT OVER THAT SWORD, 115 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,378 HE'S GETTING CLOSER. 116 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,173 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN A SWORD 117 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,133 WHEN YOU'RE DEFENDING YOURSELF AGAINST A ROGUE DRAGON? 118 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,176 [BOYS]: NO. 119 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:22,137 A FIREPROOF SHIELD. 120 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,472 THROW ME THAT PILLOW. 121 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,391 [FOIL WRAP CRINKLING] 122 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:30,187 NOW, WHEN THAT DRAGON BREATHES ON YOU, 123 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,355 YOU ARE TOAST. 124 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,901 YOU'RE WORSE THAN TOAST, YOU'RE BURNT TOAST. 125 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,863 NOW GO... 126 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,782 DEFEAT THE DRAGON. 127 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,953 BOTH OF YOU. 128 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,663 TAKE THAT. IN YOUR FACE, DRAGON. 129 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,166 TAKE THAT, DRAGON! YOU'LL NEVER GET US! 130 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,796 WELL, YOU DO KNOW I'M NEVER GETTING THAT PILLOW BACK, RIGHT? 131 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,548 SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SAVING THE KINGDOM FROM RUIN. 132 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,842 [BOY]: WE DID IT! 133 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,473 -WE GOT HIM! -YEAH! 134 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,849 THAT'S AWESOME. 135 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,477 THIS... 136 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,187 IS SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT. 137 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,231 [BOY]: THIS BROCCOLI IS REALLY GOOD, MOM. 138 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,691 -MMMM. -MM. 139 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,988 [♪♪♪] 140 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,008 HELLO? [RINGS DOORBELL] 141 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,217 ...LOOK, WE'RE GETTING 142 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,593 5,000 DOWNLOADS A DAY, 143 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,512 AND IF WE CAN LAND THIS, 144 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,264 THAT NUMBER DOUBLES. 145 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,723 YEAH, I KNOW. 146 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:52,186 I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 147 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,645 WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT COMPLICATED, 148 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,981 WE JUST-- WE JUST TELL THEM WHO WE ARE. 149 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,066 YOU KNOW, WE'RE A YOUNG, PROVEN COMPANY, 150 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,068 WE'VE GOT APPS THAT WORK, 151 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,695 AND THIS ONE HAS A GREAT INTERFACE, 152 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,238 IT'S SIMPLE. 153 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,405 EXACTLY. 154 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:05,824 YEAH, AND I JUST THINK 155 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,326 WE SHARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE COMMENTS, 156 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,203 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT-- 157 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,121 HERE I'VE GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE. 158 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,290 I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. 159 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,376 OH, SURE, YUP. 160 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,506 CAN I HELP YOU? 161 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,842 OH! I'M POPPY SUMMERALL. 162 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,552 TEMPORARILY FOR YOU. 163 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,845 I MADE A BUSINESS CARD AND EVERYTHING. 164 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,055 YES. 165 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,097 YOU'RE MEGAN'S SISTER. 166 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,224 AND YOU'RE RYAN LARSON. 167 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,225 YEAH, COME ON IN. 168 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,893 THANK YOU! 169 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,436 ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE PLACE? 170 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,357 NO, I JUST LOOKED FOR THE ONLY HOUSE ON THE BLOCK 171 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,025 WITHOUT HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS. 172 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,735 YEAH. YEAH, UH... 173 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,070 HALLOWEEN WAS KIND OF MY WIFE'S THING. 174 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,363 OH. I'M SORRY. 175 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,446 I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 176 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,447 NO, NO, NO, 177 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,574 IT'S OKAY. 178 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,783 IT'S BEEN ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW. 179 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,160 ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 180 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,495 MY COMPANY IS EXPANDING ONE OF OUR APPS, 181 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,248 SO IT'S... IT'S CRUNCH TIME. 182 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,415 -I CAN CRUNCH. -GREAT. 183 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,168 GREAT, WELL, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU. 184 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,920 OKAY. 185 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,962 HEY, GUYS! 186 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,421 COME AND MEET POPPY. 187 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,216 DO WE HAVE TO? 188 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,843 SHE'S YOUR NEW NANNY, SO YES. 189 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,179 BUT WE DON'T WANT A NEW NANNY. 190 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,680 TELL THEM I'M A MERMAID. 191 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,307 SHE'S A MERMAID! 192 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,021 -UM... -[FOOTSTEPS] 193 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,274 HI. 194 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,651 I TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT A REAL MERMAID. 195 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,195 -THAT'S ZOE. -HI, ZOE. 196 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,281 HELLO. 197 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,283 AND THAT BOY HIDING BEHIND HIS BIG SISTER IS ZACH. 198 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,450 HELLO, ZACH. 199 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,618 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A BIG SISTER, TOO. 200 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,370 HER KIDS GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. 201 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:40,377 [CHUCKLES] SORRY. THEY'LL WARM RIGHT UP TO YOU. 202 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,963 THAT'S OKAY. THEY MUST HAVE REALLY LIKED THEIR LAST NANNY. 203 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,965 OH, THAT'S... A LONG STORY. [TEXT MESSAGE BUZZES] 204 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,883 I'M ON MY WAY. 205 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,051 OKAY, ARE WE GOOD TO GO? 206 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,678 YEAH, ALL NANNIED UP. 207 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,889 GREAT. 208 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,224 I DON'T USUALLY WORK SUNDAYS, 209 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,184 BUT THIS IS A CRAZY WEEK, SO... 210 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,603 UM, EMERGENCY NUMBERS ARE ON THE FRIDGE. 211 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,272 HERE ARE THESE, 212 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,315 AND, UM... 213 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,316 THANKS. 214 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,566 ...THE SECRET PASSWORD 215 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,777 IS "PUMPKINHEAD." FOR NOW. 216 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,237 GOT IT. 217 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,613 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE. [CELL PHONE RINGING] 218 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:09,614 YEAH, YOU TOO. 219 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,865 THANKS. 220 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,117 HELLO. 221 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,494 THIS IS. 222 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,749 [SIGHS] 223 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,807 [KNOCKS] YOU GUYS IN THERE? 224 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:36,850 [ZOE]: NO! [ZACH]: YES! 225 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,935 [ZACH]: OW! UH, I MEAN, NO. 226 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,020 CAN I COME IN? 227 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,230 [ZOE]: WHAT'S THE PASSWORD? 228 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,690 PASSWORD. 229 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,733 -[ZOE]: NOT EVEN CLOSE. -FLIBBITY-JIBBIT. 230 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:46,776 BINGO-BONGO. 231 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,528 NO! 232 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,030 I DON'T... 233 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,656 [SIGHS] 234 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,117 PUMPKINHEAD? 235 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,502 MY DAD TOLD YOU. 236 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,586 MAYBE. 237 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,715 OR MAYBE MERMAIDS CAN READ MINDS. 238 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,926 WHAT AM I THINKING? 239 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,345 HMM... 240 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,306 YOU'RE THINKING "WHAT AM I THINKING?" 241 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,559 YOU GUYS WANNA GO HAVE SOME FUN? 242 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,000 THAT'S GOT TO BE A NEW INBOX RECORD. 243 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,466 [POPPY]: NOW, THIS IS A HARVEST FESTIVAL. 244 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,927 IF YOU'RE A MERMAID, THEN WHERE'S YOUR TAIL? 245 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,096 IT ONLY COMES OUT IN THE OCEAN. 246 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,765 WHAT DO YOU EAT? 247 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,184 SEAWEED AND ALGAE. 248 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,227 YOU DON'T EAT FISH? 249 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,187 NO, FISH ARE MY FRIENDS. 250 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,689 DO YOU SPEAK FISH? 251 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,732 FLUENTLY. 252 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,194 BUT MY FRENCH IS BETTER. 253 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,571 CORN ON THE COB. 254 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,613 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK OUT CORN? 255 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,490 SO GET THE ONES 256 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,242 THAT ARE, LIKE, KIND OF YELLOW UNDERNEATH. 257 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,369 THOSE ARE THE GOOD ONES. 258 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,954 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? 259 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,663 HOW MANY MARSHMALLOWS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH 260 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,873 AT ONE TIME? 261 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,375 WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ROLLER COASTER 262 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,626 YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON? AND CAN GHOSTS SWIM? 263 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,254 ANYTHING WITH MUSTARD. 264 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,464 NINE. 265 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,465 DROP OF DOOM. 266 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,425 ONLY FISH GHOSTS. 267 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,885 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS CORN? 268 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,220 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE CORN BREAD. 269 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,389 YEAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THAT? 270 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,015 WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT. 271 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,310 ALONG WITH THE CHILI WE'RE GONNA MAKE FOR DINNER. 272 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,936 DOES YOUR DAD LIKE CHILI? 273 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,646 HE EATS AT WORK. 274 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,315 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE WITH US. 275 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,024 SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 276 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,402 I'M BET HE WISHES HE WAS HERE. 277 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,570 I HATE CORN BREAD. 278 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,656 -MORE FOR ME! -AND ME! 279 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,575 SPIDER! SPIDER! 280 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,660 -OH... SPIDER! 281 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,995 LET'S GO. 282 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,371 ZACH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 283 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,664 -ZACH! -COME BACK! 284 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,133 HMM. SO, I THINK THAT 285 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,010 SPIDERS MIGHT LIKE CORN ON THE COB 286 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,219 AS MUCH AS PEOPLE DO. 287 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,307 SORRY, BUDDY. 288 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,018 OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT OVER THERE 289 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,978 IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY? 290 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,313 RIGHT THERE. 291 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,363 HEY, ZOE. 292 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,864 LET ME GUESS, 293 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,407 HE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU? 294 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,450 NO. 295 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,742 THAT'S OKAY. 296 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,328 TALKING'S OVERRATED. 297 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,412 I'M GONNA TALK TO THESE GUYS. 298 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,872 HEY, NANNY! 299 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,541 HI! I'M A NANNY, TOO. 300 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,501 I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A NANNY GOAT. 301 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,002 WHY? 302 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,588 BECAUSE NANNIES COME IN AND TRY TO TAKE OVER. 303 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,342 [GASPS] MY FAVORITE SWEATER! 304 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,552 OH, NO. 305 00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,511 OKAY, UM, UM... 306 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,595 OFF! 307 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,888 ROLL OVER! SPIT! 308 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,847 UH, HEEL! 309 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,890 [WHIMPERS] 310 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,351 UM, UH... OH. 311 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,520 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 312 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,314 I WANT TO GO HOME! 313 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,649 ME TOO. 314 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,152 ME THREE. 315 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,089 SLEEP WELL. 316 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,840 YOU WOKE ME. 317 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,928 [WHISPERS AWKWARDLY] AWESOME. 318 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,725 [♪♪♪] 319 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:12,292 [TOY CLATTERS UNDERFOOT] 320 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,127 DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD. 321 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,462 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 322 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,504 [LAUGHS] I'M KIDDING. 323 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,631 IT'S JUICE. 324 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,090 SO, THINGS WENT WELL, THEN? 325 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,717 COMPLETELY PAINLESS. 326 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:21,884 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RUG. 327 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:22,927 PLEASE. 328 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,471 THE KIDS ASLEEP? 329 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,804 ONE IS. 330 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,682 THE OTHER'S FAKING. 331 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,517 I TOOK THEM TO THE HARVEST FESTIVAL, 332 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,646 WHERE ZACH HAD AN UNFORTUNATE ARACHNID INCIDENT, 333 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,355 AND ZOE'S FAVORITE SWEATER 334 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,357 IS CURRENTLY BEING DIGESTED BY A GOAT. 335 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,109 OH. 336 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,277 THEY ARE WONDERFUL KIDS. 337 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,861 OH, NO... 338 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,448 FUNNY, AND UNIQUE, AND ENGAGING... 339 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,616 [GROANS] YOU'RE QUITTING? 340 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,660 I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME. 341 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,661 IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY. 342 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,911 IS THAT ALL? 343 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,288 OKAY, A LONG DAY. 344 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,706 BUT, YOU KNOW... 345 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,709 THE TRUTH IS, I'M NOT ACTUALLY A NANNY. 346 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,835 --I KNOW. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 347 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,546 EXCEPT FOR WITH MY SISTER'S KIDS, 348 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,549 AND THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME BECAUSE WE'RE RELATED. 349 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,841 WAIT, WHAT? -YOUR SISTER.... 350 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,552 TOLD ME ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY. 351 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,346 AND YOU STILL HIRED ME? 352 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,972 YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE. 353 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,557 NO, IT'S JUST... 354 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,769 PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST HANG ON A COUPLE MORE WEEKS? 355 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,770 WHAT DAY IS TODAY? 356 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,895 STILL SUNDAY. 357 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,356 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 358 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,732 LOOK, I GET IT. 359 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,942 KIDS ARE A HUGE COMMITMENT, 360 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,987 EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT YOURS. 361 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,533 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 362 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,078 I CAN COMMIT. 363 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,123 I CAN COMMIT. 364 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,458 TILL THE END OF THE MONTH. 365 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,294 WHAT ABOUT... 366 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,379 NEXT MONTH? 367 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,421 THANKSGIVING? 368 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,548 THIS MONTH. HALLOWEEN. 369 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,632 PERFECT. DEAL. 370 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384 GREAT. THANK YOU. 371 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,635 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 372 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,012 OKAY. 373 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:52,016 SAY, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO, LIKE, 6:00 A.M.? 374 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,810 UH, DON'T PUSH IT. 375 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,270 BUT I'M COMMITTING. 376 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,938 COMMITTING. 377 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,000 HELLO, SISTER. 378 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,252 HOW DID IT GO? 379 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,128 DON'T ASK. 380 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,089 JUST TELL ME YOU DIDN'T QUIT ALREADY. 381 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,382 I DIDN'T QUIT. 382 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,842 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO. 383 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,761 I TOLD HIM I WOULD STAY TILL HALLOWEEN. 384 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,679 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 385 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,180 HE'S A WORKAHOLIC. 386 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,348 AND HE'S CUTE. 387 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,767 HE'S MY BOSS. 388 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,226 TEMPORARILY. 389 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,477 COME ON, 390 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,896 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY 391 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,313 THROUGH MY SINGLE SISTER'S DATING LIFE 392 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,232 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATING LIFE? 393 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,653 SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE FACT 394 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,239 THAT RYAN'S KIDS DON'T WANT ME THERE? 395 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,700 JUST BE YOU. 396 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,411 [SIGHS] 397 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,997 [ZOE]: ZACH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 398 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:57,998 [ZACH]: YES, YOU DID. 399 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:58,999 [ZOE]: NO, I DIDN'T. 400 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,377 [ZACH]: DAD! 401 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,837 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY? CAN'T SLEEP? 402 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,924 ZOE PUT A SPIDER IN MY BED. 403 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,300 HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. I SAID, "WHAT IF I DID?" 404 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,594 YOU SAID YOU'D PUT IT IN MY BED. 405 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,304 [ZOE]: NO, I SAID, "MAYBE I MIGHT." 406 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,056 GUYS, COME ON. COME ON. 407 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:19,186 COME UP HERE. 408 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,608 OKAY, THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO SPIDERS. 409 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,025 MRS. BROWER SAID 410 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,153 WE ALL EAT EIGHT SPIDERS IN OUR SLEEP EVERY YEAR. 411 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,780 I DON'T WANT TO EAT A SPIDER! 412 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,490 I DON'T WANT TO EAT EIGHT SPIDERS. 413 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,116 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED. 414 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,284 I'M SORRY, DAD, 415 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,369 I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I HEARD. 416 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,204 -IT'S A FACT. -THANK YOU. 417 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,666 -GO TO BED. -[SIGHS TESTILY] 418 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,067 ...IF YOU CAN RENDER IT IN TIME. 419 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,987 IS IT A BIG FILE? 420 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,365 YEAH, THAT'S A BIG FILE. 421 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,534 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SLOW THE SITE DOWN. 422 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,744 ALL RIGHT. 423 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,372 ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO, 424 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,790 AND GET BACK TO ME. 425 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,209 HEY, AND TELL HAGASHIMOTO HOW EXCITED WE ARE. 426 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,293 I GOTTA RUN. 427 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,337 MY... MY BREAKFAST MEETING'S HERE. 428 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,673 YEAH. BYE. 429 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,383 BREAKFAST MEETING, HUH? 430 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,719 HUH. I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT. 431 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,762 "TEMPORARILY FOR YOU." 432 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,055 PLUS, I SAID I WOULD. 433 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,181 COFFEE? 434 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,683 SURE. CREAM, TWO SUGARS. 435 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,018 HOPE YOUR COFFEE-MAKING 436 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,144 IS BETTER THAN YOUR SANDWICH-MAKING? 437 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,438 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO BUTCHER A PB&J. 438 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,648 YOU SHOULD SEE MY GRILLED CHEESE. 439 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,816 OOH, I THINK I PEELED ONE OF THOSE 440 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,108 OFF MY SHOE LAST NIGHT. 441 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,151 YEAH. 442 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,110 THERE YOU GO. 443 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,111 THANK YOU. 444 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,864 YEAH. 445 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,741 [SIGHS WEARILY] 446 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,075 ROUGH NIGHT? 447 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,369 UH... CROWDED NIGHT. 448 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,580 BOTH KIDS ENDED UP SLEEPING IN MY BED. 449 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,832 IMPROMPTU SLUMBER PARTY, LOVE IT. 450 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,626 MORE LIKE NIGHTMARE PATROL. SPIDERS. 451 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,920 -MY FAULT. -NO, 452 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,339 IT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE. 453 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,841 SO, YOU'RE, UM... 454 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,593 YOU'RE LIVING WITH MEGAN AND THE BOYS? 455 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,844 TEMPORARILY. 456 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,970 OH, SO YOU NORMALLY LIVE ALONE? 457 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,013 NORMALLY. 458 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,639 AH, SO YOU'RE SINGLE, 459 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,682 TEMPORARILY? 460 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,225 THAT WOULD BE CORRECT. 461 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,894 SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY. 462 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,645 IT'S JUST YOU FIT WELL INTO OUR TEST GROUP. 463 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,064 WHAT? 464 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,816 OH, UH, MY APP. "FOOD WITH FRIENDS." 465 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,944 SO, SAY YOU'RE DINING ALONE, 466 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,486 AND YOU LOG INTO OUR APP, 467 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,988 YOU CAN FIND OTHER PEOPLE NEARBY 468 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,074 THAT ARE DINING ALONE AND DON'T WANT TO. 469 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,284 BOOM! YOU'RE HAVING "FOOD WITH FRIENDS." 470 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,911 SOUNDS KIND OF AMAZING. 471 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,788 THAT'S BETTER THAN "FOOD WITH ENEMIES." 472 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,872 OH, THAT'S MY NEXT APP. 473 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,832 [LAUGHS] 474 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,125 ANYWAY, THIS COMPANY, YAMAHARO GLOBAL, 475 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,543 IS CONSIDERING BUYING US, 476 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,003 WHICH WOULD EXPAND US INTO FOREIGN MARKETS. 477 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,337 SOUNDS KIND OF HUGE. 478 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,506 YEAH, MY BIG PRESENTATION FOR IT 479 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,174 IS NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT. 480 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,802 -HALLOWEEN? -YES. 481 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,304 YEAH. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 482 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,722 I DON'T THINK THE JAPANESE CELEBRATE IT. 483 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,848 BUT WE DO CELEBRATE IT HERE. 484 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,058 [LAUGHS] 485 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,893 I GOTTA RUN. 486 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,936 HERE. 487 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,937 WHAT'S THIS? 488 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,188 PB&J MADE BY A PROFESSIONAL. 489 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,440 AH... 490 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,566 THANK YOU. 491 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,818 YOU'RE WELCOME. 492 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,527 -ALL RIGHT. -HAVE A GOOD ONE. 493 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,362 -GOOD LUCK. -THANKS. 494 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,615 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 495 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,617 [RYAN ON CELL PHONE] YEAH, ALL RIGHT... 496 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,623 ZOE! ZACH! ALMOST TIME FOR SCHOOL! 497 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,589 OKAY... 498 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,925 I MEAN, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! 499 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,927 I USED TO LOVE IT! 500 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,387 MY FAVORITE SUBJECT WAS ART CLASS, 501 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,388 AND LUNCH. 502 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,265 WHO'S YOUR ART TEACHER? 503 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,144 BOY OR GIRL? 504 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,938 MY ART TEACHER'S NAME WAS MISS A. 505 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,981 WE'LL TALK LATER. 506 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,774 WE'LL... FINISH THIS LATER. 507 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,359 [CLEARS THROAT] 508 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,866 [PAPER CRINKLES] WHAT IS... 509 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,160 OH, GROSS... 510 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,747 [DIALING PHONE] 511 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,124 [PHONE RINGS] 512 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,960 HI, IT'S MEGAN. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. 513 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,379 HI. YOU HAVE GOT TO CALL ME BACK. 514 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,214 I LITERALLY JUST SAT 515 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,758 IN A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 516 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,427 UM... THESE KIDS HATE ME. 517 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,304 [VOICE WAVERING] SO... 518 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,849 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 519 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,024 NEVER MIND, I JUST GOT AN IDEA. 520 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,942 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 521 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,452 YOU'RE BACK. 522 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,704 YUP. 523 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,164 HOW WAS SCHOOL? 524 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,623 IT WAS OKAY. 525 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,624 I HAD A GREAT DAY. 526 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,086 I SAT ON THE MOST DELICIOUS 527 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,628 PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 528 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,215 MISS GREENE LET US WATCH CARTOONS AFTER LUNCH. 529 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,175 I HAD MISS GREENE IN SECOND GRADE. 530 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,094 MAYBE THIS IS THE SAME MISS GREENE. 531 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,678 WHAT IS SHE, ABOUT 100 BY NOW? 532 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,055 NO, SHE'S 50. 533 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,264 PROBABLY ABOUT YOUR AGE. 534 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,306 YOU THINK I'M 50? 535 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,934 PROBABLY 60. 536 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,060 WOW. 537 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,686 OKAY, GUYS, LITTLE FIELD TRIP 538 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,896 BEFORE WE GO BACK HOME. 539 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,439 NOW, LISTEN, I CAN'T LIE. 540 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,732 THERE ARE GOING TO BE SPIDERS, 541 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,734 BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE FUN SPIDERS. 542 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,570 I PROMISE. 543 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:24,491 [♪♪♪] 544 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,120 [POPPY]: HALLOWEEN EVERYTHING! 545 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,246 WOW. 546 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,289 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 547 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,749 SPOOKY. 548 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,292 WHOOP! WE'RE GONNA NEED A CART-- 549 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,336 BUT I'M DRIVING. 550 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,339 [ZOE]: HMM... THESE MASKS ARE REALLY SPARKLY. 551 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,008 AH... BOO! 552 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,843 [GASPS, THEN LAUGHS] 553 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,721 OH, HEY, THIS COULD LOOK COOL OVER THE FRONT DOOR. 554 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,974 -OR THESE, TOO. -YES! 555 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,934 PUMPKINS AND SKELETON HEADS GO TOGETHER 556 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,269 LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 557 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,938 I'M GOING TO FIND SOME HEADSTONES! 558 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,066 OUR MOM USED TO DECORATE FOR HALLOWEEN ALL THE TIME, 559 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,068 AND THEN SHE GOT SICK. 560 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,070 I'M SORRY. 561 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,489 IT'S OKAY, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 562 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,615 I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HER, 563 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,325 AND ZACH DOESN'T EITHER. 564 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,327 I BET YOU TWO HAD A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER. 565 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,121 HEY! 566 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,956 LOOK AT THESE. 567 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,040 MY FRIEND HAD THESE LAST YEAR. 568 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,709 HER PUMPKINS LOOKED AMAZING. 569 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,962 OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY NEED A PUMPKIN-CARVING KIT. 570 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,131 ACTUALLY, WE NEED THREE. 571 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,133 TOO MANY PUMPKINS OUT THERE NEEDING FACES. 572 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,343 [LAUGHS] 573 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,469 [GASPS] 574 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,971 [WHEEZING IN TERROR] 575 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,055 OH, BUDDY, THAT'S NOT REAL. 576 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,057 IT'S NOT REAL, IT'S OKAY. 577 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,476 I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL SCARY. 578 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,608 HOW ABOUT NOW? 579 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,985 HARD TO LOOK SPOOKY 580 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,528 WHEN YOU'VE GOT A WIG ON YOUR HEAD, HUH? 581 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,530 ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NEVER MET MY AUNT ELEANOR. 582 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,531 [MOANING CREEPILY] 583 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,740 [LAUGHING] 584 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,160 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? 585 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,452 [WHISPERING] EVERYTHING! 586 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,621 NEXT STOP, ZOMBIE AISLE. 587 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,747 [GASPING] 588 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,707 I LOVE ZOMBIES! YAY! 589 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,416 WAIT, SPIDERS, NO, 590 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,170 BUT ZOMBIES HE LOVES? 591 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,796 HE'S COMPLICATED. 592 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,715 [LAUGHS] 593 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,848 MISS MORWELL'S ON HER WAY UP. 594 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,390 THANK YOU, JEAN. 595 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,934 MM-HMM. 596 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,447 DO YOU EVER STOP WORKING? 597 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,158 SAYS THE WOMAN WHO SENT ME 30 EMAILS 598 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,617 ON HER FLIGHT BACK FROM TOKYO. 599 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,619 SAYS THE MAN WHO ANSWERED ALL OF THOSE EMAILS 600 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,080 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 601 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,456 WELL, I'M EFFICIENT. 602 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,084 JUST ONE OF YOUR MANY ATTRIBUTES. 603 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,628 SO, GOOD NEWS. 604 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,548 HAGASHIMOTO LOVED THE APP. 605 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,716 IF WE NAIL THIS PRESENTATION, 606 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,425 THEY ARE ALL IN. 607 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,511 AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GIVING THE PRESENTATION. 608 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,554 ME? NO. 609 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,931 NO, NOT... [CHUCKLING] 610 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,891 LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROKERED THE DEAL. 611 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,433 IT SHOULD BE YOU. 612 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,603 NO, RYAN, YOU FOUND AN AMAZING WAY CONNECT PEOPLE, 613 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,896 AND YOU NEED TO BE UP FRONT ON THIS. 614 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,314 YEAH, I... 615 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,192 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO... 616 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,945 OH... SO CUTE. 617 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,363 IT'S ZOE AND ZACH, RIGHT? 618 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,655 GOOD MEMORY. 619 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,823 MUST BE CHALLENGING, 620 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,075 TRYING TO RAISE THEM ALONE. 621 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:16,789 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 622 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:21,168 AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PHASE OF "OPERATION DECORATION." 623 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,753 ZOE, PLEASE TAKE ALL OF THIS CANDY 624 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:23,963 INTO THE KITCHEN. 625 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,672 NO DIPPING INTO THE STASH, PLEASE. 626 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,050 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ORGANIZATION IS KEY. 627 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,551 WE NEED TO TAKE EVERYTHING OUT, 628 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,804 AND THEN DECIDE WHICH DECORATIONS GO WHERE. 629 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,639 BATS, RATS, AND CATS TO THE LEFT. 630 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,682 GHOSTS AND GHOULS TO THE RIGHT. 631 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,645 [WHOOSHING LIKE A BAT'S WINGS] 632 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,649 THIS SHOULD GO HERE. 633 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,776 PUT SOME LEAVES AROUND THAT ONE. 634 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,987 IT'D LOOK SPOOKIER. 635 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,363 OKAY, BRAIN TRUST, 636 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,697 YOUR THOUGHTS? 637 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,327 DRAPE THOSE LIKE ICING ON A CAKE. 638 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,163 -A HALLOWEEN CAKE! -YEAH. 639 00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:01,499 [POPPY]: OKAY, BAG OF BONES COMING IN. 640 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:04,378 THIS LAWN NEEDS MORE SKELETON. 641 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,631 THAT'S HOW MOM USED TO DO THE LIGHTS. 642 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,759 SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM WAS REALLY GOOD AT HALLOWEEN. 643 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,052 SHE WAS. 644 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,430 YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER, ZACH. 645 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,140 I SAW A PICTURE OF HER 646 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,808 DRESSED LIKE CHAIR AT THE OSCARS. 647 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,059 "CHAIR"? 648 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,437 WAIT, DO YOU MEAN "CHER"? 649 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:24,231 THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A COSTUME. 650 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,649 ARE YOU DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN? 651 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,485 -COURSE I AM. AS WHAT? 652 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,986 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. 653 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:32,114 I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE AS COOL AS "CHAIR," 654 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,657 BUT I'M GONNA TRY. 655 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,741 OKAY. 656 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,993 SNACK TIME. 657 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,745 WHO HERE LIKES EYEBALLS? 658 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:40,789 ME. 659 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,916 THEY AREN'T REAL EYEBALLS, ARE THEY? 660 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,251 MAYBE THEY ARE. WHY DON'T YOU TASTE THEM 661 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,504 AND TELL ME-- DOES IT TASTE LIKE AN EYEBALL? 662 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,672 -YEAH. -SO, YOU LIKE EYEBALLS, HUH? 663 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,424 -ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? -YEAH. 664 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,009 YEAH, YOU LIKE 'EM? 665 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,010 WHAT? AH! 666 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,471 [LAUGHING] 667 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,973 [♪♪♪] 668 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,734 THANKS FOR DRYING. 669 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,902 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S A PLOY 670 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,445 TO STAY UP LATER. 671 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,821 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 672 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,741 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER, SMARTY PANTS. 673 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,159 HEY. 674 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,576 I JUST WANT TO SEE MY DAD'S FACE 675 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:19,953 WHEN HE SEES ALL THE DECORATIONS. 676 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,288 I KNOW. ME TOO. 677 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,416 WHAT FACE DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE? 678 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,834 I THINK HE'S GONNA BE LIKE--"UH..." 679 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,379 [LAUGHS] NO, NO, I THINK HE'S GONNA BE LIKE-- 680 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,882 HEY. 681 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,842 I HAD A BAD DREAM. 682 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,428 SPIDERS? 683 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,227 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, KIDDO. 684 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,686 BACK UP. 685 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,817 OKAY, HOP IN. 686 00:26:57,408 --> 00:27:01,787 DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S DARKER ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM? 687 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,289 I DO. 688 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:07,334 I DREAMED THAT I FELL ASLEEP LOOKING AT THE DARK, 689 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,711 AND SPIDERS CAME CRAWLING OUT AND ATE ME. 690 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,799 PHEWF, THAT DOES SOUND SCARY. 691 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,008 BUT THAT WAS JUST A DREAM. 692 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,177 THERE ARE NO SPIDERS HERE. 693 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,932 SEE? 694 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,144 CAN I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON? 695 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,770 WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH THE DOOR OPEN 696 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,272 SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE HALL LIGHT? 697 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,565 BUT I CAN'T SEE THAT LIGHT. 698 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,608 WHY NOT? 699 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,152 I ALWAYS SLEEP ON MY LEFT ARM. 700 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,988 I HAVE AN IDEA. 701 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,573 HOP OUT. 702 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,785 HEAD HERE, TOES HERE. 703 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,540 I'M GOING TO WRAP YOU UP LIKE A BURRITO. 704 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,542 THERE YOU GO. 705 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,793 THERE. 706 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,379 NOW YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT, ALL NIGHT. 707 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,881 YOU'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON ALL NIGHT? 708 00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:57,717 ALL NIGHT. 709 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:59,719 SLEEP WELL. 710 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,311 [TEXTING] 711 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,829 HEY. 712 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,375 HEY... 713 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,126 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP? 714 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,252 OH, THAT'S ON ME. 715 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,920 I NEEDED HER HELP CLEANING. 716 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,172 OH. 717 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,007 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE STUFF OUTSIDE? 718 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,968 OH, UH... YEAH. 719 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,136 [GASPS] 720 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,929 OKAY, SO, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE? 721 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,723 THE GOBLINS, THE JACK-O-LANTERNS, 722 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,099 OR THE CATS? WERE YOU SCARED? 723 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,977 UH.... 724 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,189 YOU SCARED YOUR DAD SPEECHLESS. 725 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,026 HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 726 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,861 HE NEVER NOTICES ANYTHING! 727 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,655 ZOE... 728 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:05,411 [DOOR SLAMS] 729 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:08,247 GUESS I BETTER GO TALK WITH HER. 730 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,916 I'LL HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONE. 731 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,084 OH. 732 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,460 THANKS. 733 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,722 [SIGHS] 734 00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:26,306 SO, HOW'D IT GO? 735 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,683 SHE'S PRETTY MAD AT ME. 736 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,101 JUST WAIT TILL SHE'S A TEENAGER. 737 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,769 DON'T SAY THAT. THAT'S... 738 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:31,978 COFFEE. 739 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,188 UNLESS YOU NEED SOMETHING STRONGER? 740 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,314 NO. THANK YOU. 741 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,608 [LAUGHS] 742 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:38,110 THANKS FOR DECORATING WITH THEM. 743 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,612 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS HAD A LOT OF FUN. 744 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,071 WE DID. 745 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,160 [SIGHING WEARILY] 746 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,581 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS, 747 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:53,792 BUT, UM, IS THAT PHONE GLUED TO YOUR HAND? 748 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,378 LIKE, DO YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR? 749 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,046 [LAUGHS] -[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY] 750 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:02,676 YEAH. I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS PRESENTATION. 751 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,762 IF I CAN GET THROUGH THAT, IF IT GOES WELL, 752 00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:06,138 IT'LL FREE ME UP 753 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,640 SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE KIDS. 754 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,976 YOU KNOW, QUALITY TIME. 755 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,603 YOU KNOW, MY SISTER SAID 756 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,896 THAT THERE'S A HALLOWEEK PARTY AT THE KIDS SCHOOL. 757 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,523 "HALLOWEEK"? 758 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,941 HALLOWEEN WEEK. "HALLOWEEK." IT'S A THING. 759 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,318 OKAY. 760 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,111 ANYWAY, THEY HAVE TO BRING HOMEMADE COOKIES, 761 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,321 SO MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT, AFTER WORK, 762 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,489 YOU COULD HELP US BAKE THEM. 763 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,158 [SIGHING] I WON'T BE HOME UNTIL LATE. 764 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,286 I'VE GOT THIS DINNER WITH A COLLEAGUE. 765 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,080 I GUESS YOU COULD CALL HER THAT. 766 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,040 HER, HUH? 767 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,209 YEAH, TO BE HONEST, 768 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,795 I'M NOT SURE WHETHER IT'S "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" 769 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,296 OR AN ACTUAL DATE. 770 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,839 HMM, WHO SUGGESTED THE DINNER? 771 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:41,840 SHE DID. 772 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,966 AND WHAT KIND OF FOOD? 773 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,050 ITALIAN? 774 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,093 ITALIAN'S PROBABLY A DATE. 775 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,136 REALLY? 776 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,971 EH, I'VE HAD MY SHARE 777 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,139 OF ITALIAN RESTAURANT DATES. 778 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,599 MOST OF THEM START WITH ANTIPASTI 779 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,309 AND END WITH ME ANTI-EVERYTHING. 780 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,560 [LAUGHS] 781 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,894 BUT ALL OF THIS IS RESEARCH 782 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,146 FOR THIS APP THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 783 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,189 WHICH WOULD BE..? 784 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,565 "BAD DATES AND BROCCOLINI." 785 00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,817 I THINK I CAN GET YOU FINANCING FOR THAT. 786 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:00,984 GREAT! 787 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,319 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 788 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,987 THANKS AGAIN. 789 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,880 DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S IN LOVE 790 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,881 WITH THAT ABIGAIL PERSON? 791 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,550 ABIGAIL? 792 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,176 I SAW HER NAME IN HIS PHONE. 793 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,346 LESLIE MINTZ SAID THAT WHEN HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, 794 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:31,765 HER DAD WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH A WOMAN, 795 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:36,061 AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER, THEY WERE MARRIED. 796 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,103 CREAM, SUGAR, 797 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,188 MUSH THE TWO TOGETHER. 798 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,189 ALL RIGHT. 799 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,315 NO. NO MEASURING CUPS. 800 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,275 I DON'T BELIEVE IN MEASURING. 801 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,569 [SIGHS] 802 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,195 HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE? 803 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,614 YOU'RE ASKING ME? I'M SINGLE. 804 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,450 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE, LIKE, 40, RIGHT? 805 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,369 [LAUGHS] LAST TIME, YOU SAID I WAS 50. 806 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,538 YOU LOOK YOUNGER THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU. 807 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:55,789 LET ME KNOW WHEN I GET TO MY 20s, 808 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,499 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY. 809 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,292 YEAH. 810 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:02,546 DO YOU THINK MY DAD'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ABIGAIL? 811 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,089 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 812 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,716 I'M NOT WORRIED. 813 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,384 I JUST... 814 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,595 I DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE KNOW. 815 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,556 HMM. 816 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,892 I THINK YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WHEN... 817 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,101 YOU SEE SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL, 818 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:19,062 AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS, 819 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,564 "I WANT THEM TO SEE IT, TOO." 820 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,275 OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU LAUGH. 821 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:28,280 OR WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT THEY LOVE BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT. 822 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,323 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 823 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,242 LIKE THAT? 824 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,952 NOT REALLY. 825 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:38,331 NOT YET. 826 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,708 OKAY, 827 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,418 LET'S CRACK SOME EGGS. 828 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,128 PICK ONE. 829 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,463 I CHOOSE YOU. 830 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,714 NOT THAT ONE. 831 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,299 JUST YOLKING. 832 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:52,971 [GIGGLING] 833 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,140 [ABIGAIL]: WELL, THEY OFFERED ME 834 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,310 AN EXECUTIVE POSITION WITH A FULL BENEFIT PACKAGE-- 835 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,978 HEALTH PLAN, HOUSING, 836 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,313 EXPENSE ACCOUNT, 837 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,148 ALL THE PERKS, 838 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,858 BUT I SAID NO. 839 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,485 I MEAN, IT'S A GREAT PROMOTION. 840 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,946 I JUST, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF LIVING IN TOKYO. 841 00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:11,698 WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE A TEMPTING OFFER. 842 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:15,076 I'M KIND OF HOPING I'LL GET A BETTER OFFER HERE. 843 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,834 UM... 844 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:24,085 LISTEN, UM, ABOUT THE PRESENTATION, 845 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,005 I-I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY-- 846 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,008 HOW ABOUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BUSINESS TONIGHT? 847 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,678 OKAY. 848 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:33,887 ACTUALLY, I WASN'T REALLY SURE 849 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:36,389 UH, WHETHER THIS WAS, 850 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,684 YOU KNOW, A WORK THING... 851 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,893 IF IT WAS A WORK THING, 852 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,020 WOULD I BE FLIRTING SO SHAMELESSLY? 853 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,104 SO YOU WERE FLIRTING? 854 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,648 IT WASN'T OBVIOUS? 855 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,484 [LAUGHS] 856 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:52,948 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 857 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:56,576 HERE, I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN DO IT WITH THIS. 858 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,077 [♪♪♪] 859 00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,412 ANYONE NEED ORANGE? 860 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,540 I SMOOSHED UP THIS ORANGE. 861 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,916 OH! 862 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,501 YOU GUYS STILL UP? 863 00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,878 DAD! COME SEE. 864 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:07,212 THESE ARE THE BEST HALLOWEEN COOKIES EVER. 865 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,088 SORRY, WE GOT A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY, 866 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,299 BUT THESE ARE NOT JUST HALLOWEEN COOKIES, 867 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,092 THESE ARE EDUCATIONAL COOKIES. 868 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,512 I SEE SKELETONS, BATS, 869 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,180 HAUNTED HOUSES. 870 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,598 HOW IS THAT EDUCATIONAL? 871 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,183 THIS SKELETON COOKIE? 872 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,894 A CELEBRATION OF SCIENCE. 873 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:22,853 THERE ARE 206 BONES 874 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,022 IN THE HUMAN BODY. 875 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,398 WHAT ABOUT THE BATS? 876 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,400 RECENTLY ADDED TO THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST, 877 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,568 A REMINDER OF HOW IMPORTANT IT IS 878 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,570 FOR US TO CARE FOR OUR ENVIRONMENT. 879 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,821 AND THE HAUNTED HOUSES? 880 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,197 OKAY, 881 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,448 THESE ARE KIND OF HALLOWEEN-ISH. 882 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:36,909 BUT I PREFER TO THINK OF THEM 883 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,577 AS "HOUSES WITH A PAST." 884 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,996 HMM. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT... 885 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,164 DAD, WILL YOU COME TO THE HALLOWEEK PARTY 886 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,207 TOMORROW? 887 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,792 PLEASE? IT'S AT LUNCH. 888 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,627 YOU HARDLY HAVE TO MISS WORK. 889 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,422 I WILL, UH, I WILL TRY MY VERY BEST, SWEETHEART. 890 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,965 -YEAH. -OKAY. 891 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:55,010 NOW, IF YOU GUYS HURRY AND GET YOUR PAJAMAS ON, 892 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,678 WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR TWO BEDTIME STORIES, 893 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,680 BUT THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. 894 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,390 TWO STORIES! GO, GO, GO! 895 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,350 GO, GO, GO, GO! 896 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,561 [ZOE]: COME ON, ZACH. I'LL BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS. 897 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:05,938 SO... 898 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,899 WHEN YOU SAY, "I WILL TRY MY BEST," 899 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,693 DOES THAT REALLY MEAN "NO"? 900 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,445 UM... 901 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,822 WELL, I'VE GOT A BUSY DAY TOMORROW. 902 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:16,865 OKAY. 903 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,075 LISTEN, 904 00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:20,869 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, 905 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,412 MY PARENTS SPLIT UP, 906 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:26,959 AND MY MOM WAS-- IS-- IS THIS TOTAL FREE SPIRIT. 907 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,501 LIKE, SHE ALWAYS SOME A NEW HOBBY 908 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,503 SHE'S PASSIONATE ABOUT. 909 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,006 BUT SHE NEVER CAME TO MY SOCCER GAMES, 910 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:35,842 OR MY SISTER'S CHOIR RECITAL. 911 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:38,762 AND THEN THERE WAS MY DAD, 912 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,847 WHO WAS REALLY HARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH. 913 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:43,809 HE WAS THIS SUPER STOIC MAN. 914 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,603 BUT HE ALWAYS SHOWED UP. 915 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:51,441 WHO DO YOU THINK I'M CLOSER TO? 916 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,234 I WILL BE THERE. 917 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,445 GOOD. 918 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,948 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 919 00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,866 [SIGHS IN DELIGHT] 920 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,744 YOU GOT... 921 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,913 SORRY, YOU GOT A LITTLE FLOUR 922 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,623 IN YOUR HAIR. 923 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,253 SO, UH... 924 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,254 SO... 925 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,673 UM... 926 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,883 WAS IT A DATE? 927 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,511 UH, TURNS OUT IT WAS. 928 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,388 SO, THERE MIGHT BE DATE NUMBER TWO? 929 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:25,725 MAYBE. 930 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:26,935 COOL. 931 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,186 GOOD. 932 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,188 WELL, I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW, 933 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,357 AT THE HALLOWEEK PARTY. 934 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,275 -GREAT. -GREAT. 935 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,071 THANKS AGAIN. 936 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,489 YEAH. 937 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:51,459 [♪♪♪] 938 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:57,007 YOU REMINDED DAD ABOUT THE PARTY, RIGHT? 939 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,341 YES. YES, HE'S COMING 940 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,593 EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO TIME FOR HALLOWEEN? 941 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,470 HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH FUN IT IS. 942 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,681 BUT WE'RE GOING TO REMIND HIM, RIGHT? 943 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,851 HELP ME PASS OUT THESE COOKIES BEFORE I EAT THEM ALL MYSELF. 944 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,982 OH, THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 945 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,026 [EXHALES] 946 00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,276 HERE YOU GO. 947 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:20,446 -THIS IS FUN. -WAY TO GO. 948 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,365 NO, LISTEN, IT'S GOT TO WORK FLAWLESSLY 949 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,034 ON ALL PLATFORMS, 950 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,160 NOT JUST YOUR PHONE. 951 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,452 IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR LAPTOP, 952 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,453 IT'S GOT TO WORK ON YOUR TABLET, 953 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,207 ANY DEVICE AVAILABLE TO YOU. 954 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:31,917 RYAN, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 955 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,418 IT'S NOT 11:30. 956 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,003 NO, IT'S 11:45. 957 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,089 I'VE BEEN REMINDING YOU SINCE 11:00. 958 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,339 HEY. 959 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,258 NO. 960 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,136 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO CALL YOU BACK. 961 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,512 [♪♪♪] 962 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,680 WHERE IS HE? 963 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,182 HE'S PROBABLY JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 964 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:49,392 NO, HE SAID HE WOULD BE HERE. 965 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,603 YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY INVOLVED HERE, AREN'T YOU? 966 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,854 INVOLVED? ME? 967 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,189 NO, I'M THINKING ABOUT THE KIDS. 968 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,815 NO, I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE KIDS. 969 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,109 DON'T DO THIS AGAIN. 970 00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,777 DO YOU WANT TO BE AN OLD MAID? 971 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,319 "OLD MAID," REALLY? 972 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:01,738 LIKE, WHO SAYS "OLD MAID"? 973 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,740 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IS "SPINSTER" BETTER? 974 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,992 "SPINSTER" IS BETTER. I PREFER SPINSTER. 975 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,160 LOOK, I'VE KNOW RYAN 976 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,453 SINCE THE BOYS WERE IN KINDERGARTEN. 977 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,788 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 978 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,206 YEAH, HE IS. HE'S JUST-- 979 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,249 "NOT FOR YOU." 980 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:13,250 DATING SOMEONE ELSE. 981 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,709 WHO? 982 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,629 HER NAME IS ABIGAIL. THEY'RE COLLEAGUES. 983 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,965 OH. WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH OF A THREAT. 984 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,340 THEY ATE ITALIAN FOOD TOGETHER. 985 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,135 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF A THREAT. 986 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,177 SHE'S PRETTY. 987 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,595 ACTUALLY, SHE'S GORGEOUS. 988 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,596 OH, YOU MET HER. 989 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,306 NAH, I GOOGLED HER. 990 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,348 IT MEANS NOTHING. 991 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:30,558 I GOOGLE A LOT OF PEOPLE. 992 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,851 OKAY. 993 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,478 WELL, THEN I GUESS I CAN TELL YOU, 994 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,105 I HAVE ANOTHER BLIND DATE FOR YOU. 995 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,982 DOES HE ALREADY HAVE HIS WEDDING TUXEDO PICKED OUT? 996 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,317 -STOP IT. -DOES HE LIVE WITH HIS MOTHER? 997 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,027 YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. 998 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,028 [LAUGHS] 999 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,529 HEY, ZACH! 1000 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,615 I THINK I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE "MUMMY WRAP." 1001 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,450 -REALLY? -YEAH. 1002 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,743 ZOE'S OVER THERE, YOU WANT TO GO CHECK IT OUT? 1003 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,536 YEAH. 1004 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,455 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS GORGEOUS? 1005 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,499 YOU ARE. 1006 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,460 OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S SEE WHO CAN GIFTWRAP A MONSTER. 1007 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,796 COME ON, GUYS, 1008 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,339 YOU CAN DO IT. 1009 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,133 YOU CAN MUMMY ME BETTER THAN THAT. 1010 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,176 GO CRAZY. 1011 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,135 GO FASTER. 1012 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:07,345 FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! 1013 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,513 GO, GO, GO, GO! 1014 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,514 [TEXT MESSAGE CHIMES] 1015 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,932 OH, WILL YOU GET MY PHONE? 1016 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,434 YEAH. 1017 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,103 -IT'S DAD. -IS HE HERE? 1018 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,272 NO. 1019 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,899 IT SAYS, "TELL THE KIDS I'M SORRY, 1020 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:22,485 BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT." 1021 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,695 OH... 1022 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,572 I'M SORRY, GUYS. 1023 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,704 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 1024 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,373 "THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON?" 1025 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,710 IT'S ABOUT A CREATURE. 1026 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,253 FROM A LAGOON! 1027 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,631 OR WE CAN WATCH "THE WOLFMAN," 1028 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,175 WHICH IS BASICALLY A PARABLE 1029 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,468 FOR HOW SCARY DADS LOOK WHEN THEY DON'T SHAVE. 1030 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,598 OKAY, I KNOW HE DIDN'T SHOW UP, 1031 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:55,018 BUT I BET HE HAD A REALLY GOOD REASON. 1032 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,187 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT WORK. 1033 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,646 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1034 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,023 HE LOVES YOU. 1035 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,358 HE LOVES WORK MORE. 1036 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:06,487 AND HE'S GOOD AT IT. 1037 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:09,532 I THINK I JUST GOT AN IDEA OF HOW WE CAN GET HIS ATTENTION. 1038 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,326 ALL RIGHT, YOU HOLD THIS, 1039 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,744 AND BRING IT UPSTAIRS. 1040 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,537 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1041 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,512 HEY, GUYS. 1042 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,140 WHAT'S, UH... WHAT'S ALL THIS? 1043 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,059 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 1044 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,826 [SIGHS] 1045 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,120 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1046 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,372 THAT'S WHAT WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. 1047 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,374 OKAY. 1048 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:02,001 UH, I KNOW I MISSED THE PARTY. 1049 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:06,047 UH, SOMETHING CAME UP AT WORK, AND I-- 1050 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,673 WE'RE EVALUATING YOU IN YOUR CAPACITY 1051 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,259 AS "FATHER." 1052 00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,386 SHALL WE BEGIN? 1053 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,720 [CLEARS THROAT] 1054 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,140 WHILE MY COLLEAGUE AND I FEEL IT'S CLEAR 1055 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,849 THAT YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, 1056 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,893 YOUR FAILURE TO MEET THEM AT THEIR HALLOWEEN FUNCTION-- 1057 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,103 OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, I GOT SLAMMED 1058 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,980 AND-AND I'M NOT-- 1059 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,400 PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT. 1060 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,819 YOUR FAILURE TO SHOW UP 1061 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,113 AFTER YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD 1062 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,449 IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF AN ALARMING TREND 1063 00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,367 IN HOW YOU CHOOSE TO BE A FATHER. 1064 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:38,079 FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE, YOU CARE ABOUT WORK... 1065 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,872 AND YOUR CELL PHONE. 1066 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,834 AND YOUR COMPUTER. 1067 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,586 ...AND YOUR CELL PHONE. 1068 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,796 AND THEN, 1069 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:48,381 AFTER ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS, 1070 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,300 YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. 1071 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,884 WHEN REALLY, 1072 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:54,971 WE SHOULD BE FIRST. 1073 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,973 YOUR PRIORITIES ARE OUT OF... 1074 00:41:56,973 --> 00:41:58,099 WHARK? 1075 00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,142 [WHISPERS] "WHACK." 1076 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:02,187 I MEAN "WHACK." 1077 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:07,942 DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD WHO BREAKS PROMISES? 1078 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,944 NO, I DO NOT. 1079 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,029 I DON'T. 1080 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:15,616 THEN DON'T BE. 1081 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,993 IN SUMMATION, 1082 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,536 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT 1083 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,871 IN THE DAD DEPARTMENT. 1084 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:24,334 DO YOU AGREE WITH OUR ASSESSMENT? 1085 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,503 [VOICE BREAKING] YES. YES, I DO. 1086 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:29,464 HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF YOUR EVALUATION. 1087 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,257 PLEASE REVIEW. 1088 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,427 [CHUCKLES FONDLY] 1089 00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:50,193 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1090 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:56,157 GET OVER HERE. 1091 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,784 [CHUCKLING] 1092 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:04,665 [QUIETLY] THANK YOU. 1093 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,585 I'M GOOD AT THIS... 1094 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:13,091 TEMPORARILY. 1095 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,509 [♪♪♪] 1096 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:15,885 [RYAN]: ALL RIGHT, GANG. 1097 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,387 SINCE IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION 1098 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:19,389 THAT MY PRIORITIES ARE WAY OUT OF WHARK... 1099 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:20,765 [LAUGHING] 1100 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,058 LET'S SEE WHO CAN FIND THE BEST PUMPKIN, HUH? 1101 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:23,142 YES! 1102 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,227 GO FOR IT, GUYS. 1103 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,520 I CAN'T REMEMBER 1104 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,938 THE LAST TIME I LOOKED AT PUMPKINS. 1105 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,731 WELL, THEY'RE STILL ORANGE. 1106 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,400 WHAT WAS IT FERRIS BUELLER ONCE SAID? 1107 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,692 "LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST. 1108 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,027 "IF YOU DON'T STOP 1109 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,779 AND LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE..." 1110 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:35,863 "YOU MIGHT MISS IT." 1111 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,282 YEAH. 1112 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,657 HE WAS A WISE FICTIONAL TEENAGER. 1113 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,201 [CHUCKLES] HE WAS. 1114 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,286 IT'S TRUE, THOUGH. 1115 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,745 I'VE MISSED A LOT LATELY. 1116 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:43,829 WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW. 1117 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:44,872 YEAH. 1118 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,416 THANKS TO YOU. 1119 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,833 JUST PROMISE ME 1120 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,710 YOU WON'T MAKE ME DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 1121 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,212 OH, I MAKE NO PROMISES. 1122 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:52,505 IN FACT, 1123 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,631 I COULD SEE YOU 1124 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,924 DRESSED AS A SMARTPHONE. 1125 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,842 LIKE A REALLY SMART SMARTPHONE. 1126 00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,636 I TAKE IT YOU'VE GOT YOUR COSTUME? 1127 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,805 ARE YOU KIDDING? I HAVEN'T MISSED A HALLOWEEN SINCE I WAS TWO. 1128 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:03,057 -HMM. -WHICH WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 1129 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,934 -RIGHT. -I'M SUPER YOUNG. 1130 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,937 ZOE TOLD ME YOU WERE 28. 1131 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,272 DID SHE? 1132 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,107 -[LAUGHING] -I LOVE HER. 1133 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,733 I'M 34, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING. 1134 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,277 OH, I WASN'T. I GOOGLED YOU. 1135 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:15,653 I GOOGLED YOU. 1136 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,614 WELL, YOU HAD TO YOU'RE A TECHIE, 1137 00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:18,615 YOU GOOGLE EVERYONE. 1138 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:23,202 WELL, NOT EVERYONE. 1139 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,412 OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 1140 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,955 FOR THE FRONT PORCH? 1141 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:28,791 UH, YEAH, I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE. 1142 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,126 WHOA. 1143 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,669 THAT ONE'S LIKE A PUMPKIN ATE A PUMPKIN. 1144 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,588 HEY, GO BIG OR GO HOME. 1145 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,964 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT WEIGHS? 1146 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,633 LISTEN, JUST 'CAUSE I'M A TECHIE, 1147 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,635 DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T LIFT A PUMPKIN. 1148 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:44,641 [STRAINING] 1149 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:46,392 [LAUGHS] 1150 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,311 I CAN'T... LIFT THE PUMPKIN. 1151 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,604 OKAY, I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 1152 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,649 I'M COMIN' IN. 1153 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:54,400 OOH, GOSH, IT'S REALLY HEAVY. 1154 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,818 RIGHT? 1155 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,278 I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT MOST OF THE WEIGHT. 1156 00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:58,446 I THINK I DO, ACTUALLY. 1157 00:44:58,446 --> 00:44:59,405 READY? 1158 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,865 YUP. 1159 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:01,991 [LAUGHING] 1160 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,660 [SIGHS] 1161 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:11,459 IT FEELS SQUISHY! 1162 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,751 LIKE WORMS. 1163 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,711 DAD, GROSS! 1164 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,921 ARE YOU SURE? 1165 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,298 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED EATING WORMS. 1166 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,299 [LAUGHING] NO. 1167 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,425 GET IN THERE. 1168 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,885 DAD... 1169 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,554 OKAY, LET'S TALK COSTUMES. TIME TO GET SERIOUS. 1170 00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:23,555 ALL RIGHT. 1171 00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:24,930 I'M GOING TO BE A WITCH. 1172 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,140 GOOD WITCH OR BAD WITCH? 1173 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,141 A GOOD WITCH. 1174 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,142 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 1175 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,227 DAD... 1176 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,269 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BUDDY? 1177 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,021 I'M GONNA BE A SPIDER. 1178 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:33,398 REALLY? 1179 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:34,940 POPPY SAYS THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS 1180 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:35,858 IS TO FACE THEM. 1181 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:36,942 WELL, I... 1182 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,319 I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 1183 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,988 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A GREAT SPIDER, BUD. 1184 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,739 I'M GOING TO SCARE EVERYBODY. 1185 00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:44,158 EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF. 1186 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,702 HEY, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, 1187 00:45:45,702 --> 00:45:47,245 THERE'S A COSTUME SHOP NEAR WHERE I WORK. WE COULD-- 1188 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,372 [SCOFFING] COSTUME SHOP? 1189 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:50,831 THAT'S FOR AMATEURS. 1190 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,584 WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR COSTUMES. 1191 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:53,918 REALLY? 1192 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,212 YEAH, MY SISTER DOES IT EVERY YEAR. 1193 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:57,213 WOW. 1194 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,549 OKAY. 1195 00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:00,675 [QUIETLY] THANKS FOR MAKING OUR DAD 1196 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,009 SPEND TIME WITH US. 1197 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,679 HEY, I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING. 1198 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,305 YOU GUYS SHOWED HIM WHAT HE WAS MISSING. 1199 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,058 ALL RIGHT... 1200 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,059 HEY, DAD? 1201 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:11,310 YEAH? 1202 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,729 AFTER WE'RE DONE CARVING PUMPKINS, 1203 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:14,522 CAN YOU MAKE YOUR SPECIAL HAMBURGERS? 1204 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:16,148 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 1205 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:21,613 UM, YOU KNOW, MAYBE POPPY CAN HELP WITH THAT. 1206 00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:22,988 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK? 1207 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,031 NO, I'VE GOT A-- I'VE GOT A DINNER THING. 1208 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,032 WITH ABIGAIL? 1209 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,200 Y-YEAH. HOW DID YOU-- 1210 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,369 ITALIAN AGAIN? 1211 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:29,621 HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO TO DINNER? 1212 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:30,580 HOW DOES PIZZA SOUND? 1213 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,123 -REALLY? -YEAH! 1214 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,416 I KNOW A GREAT PLACE DOWNTOWN, 1215 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:34,751 AND I THINK THE MANAGER LIKES ME, 1216 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,461 SO WE COULD GET EXTRA TOPPINGS. 1217 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,003 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 1218 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:40,256 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THINGS COVERED HERE. 1219 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:41,716 UM, I'M GONNA GO HEAD UP 1220 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,551 AND GET READY. 1221 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,010 OKAY. 1222 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,930 ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH CARVING THESE PUMPKINS. 1223 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,935 I DON'T LIKE THIS ABIGAIL PERSON. 1224 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:55,104 YOU CAN'T DISLIKE SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET. 1225 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,440 BUT HE'S GONNA MARRY HER, AND SHE'S GONNA BE OUR NEW MOM. 1226 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,524 WHOA. 1227 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,109 IT'S ONLY THEIR SECOND DATE. 1228 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,152 A LOT HAS TO HAPPEN 1229 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,236 BETWEEN DATE NUMBER TWO 1230 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,613 AND "LET'S GET MARRIED." 1231 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:07,366 BESIDES, NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE YOUR MOM. 1232 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,409 BUT WE DON'T LIKE HER. 1233 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:11,412 YEAH. WE LIKE YOU. 1234 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,372 I LIKE YOU GUYS, TOO. 1235 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:19,504 BUT YOU CAN LIKE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. 1236 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:20,963 YOU SHOULD MARRY OUR DAD. 1237 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:25,092 [LAUGHS] 1238 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,511 WHO HERE LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA? 1239 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,387 HEY, OUR DAD LIKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA. 1240 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:29,722 YOU COULD HAVE THAT AT YOUR WEDDING. 1241 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,015 AND GUMMY WORMS! 1242 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,891 YOU COULD HAVE A GUMMY WORM WEDDING CAKE. 1243 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:34,851 YOU KNOW WHO COULD PERFORM THE CEREMONY, THIS GUY. 1244 00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:36,103 HE'D BE LIKE, 1245 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,522 "YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE." 1246 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:38,981 [EXAGGERATED SMOOCHING] 1247 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,109 [GIGGLING] 1248 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,570 [ABIGAIL]: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT TONIGHT. 1249 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:45,862 IT'S FUNNY, 1250 00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:47,657 I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL GETTING USED TO 1251 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,367 THE WHOLE DATING THING. 1252 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,160 THE COLOGNE TIPPED ME OFF. 1253 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,869 TOO MUCH? 1254 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:54,163 [LAUGHS] 1255 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,665 MAYBE A LITTLE. 1256 00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:58,543 HOPEFULLY, IT WILL DISSIPATE BY HALLOWEEN. 1257 00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,960 WELL, I CAN WAIT. 1258 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,003 GOOD. 1259 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,380 TO BE HONEST, 1260 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:07,719 I HAVEN'T REALLY DATED SINCE MY WIFE DIED. 1261 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,470 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S REALLY GREAT 1262 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,971 THAT YOU'RE GETTING BACK OUT THERE, 1263 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,097 ESPECIALLY WITH ME. 1264 00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,307 I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY 1265 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,433 ABOUT MAKING A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION, 1266 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,769 BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IMPRESSED. 1267 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:18,145 LIKEWISE. 1268 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:23,860 LOOK AT US, IMPRESSING EACH OTHER. 1269 00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,862 YOU OKAY? 1270 00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:29,240 UH, YEAH, YEAH. 1271 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,367 ACTUALLY, I'M, UH... 1272 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,369 I THINK MY KIDS ARE A LITTLE WORRIED 1273 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,413 THAT I'M DATING AGAIN. 1274 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,122 [SIGHS] 1275 00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:40,959 THEY PROBABLY THINK I'M TRYING TO REPLACE THEIR MOM. 1276 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,837 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE IN BUSINESS. 1277 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:43,920 WHEN ONE COMPANY TAKES OVER ANOTHER, 1278 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,256 THE EMPLOYEES ARE ALWAYS WORRIED 1279 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,507 THEY'RE GOING TO BE REPLACED WITH NEW STAFF. 1280 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,842 YEAH. 1281 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:49,427 I JUST DON'T THINK IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY. 1282 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,928 YOU KNOW, WE JUST NEED TO SHOW ZOE AND ZACH 1283 00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,098 THAT NOBODY IS BEING REPLACED. 1284 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,477 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1285 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:01,647 YEAH. 1286 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:04,776 [♪♪♪] 1287 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:41,978 [SIGHS FONDLY] 1288 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:02,040 [CAR PULLS UP] 1289 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,424 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 1290 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,052 HEY. 1291 00:50:14,052 --> 00:50:17,932 WOW, THESE ARE AWARD-WINNING. 1292 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:18,975 [CHUCKLES] 1293 00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:20,351 HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 1294 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,228 NOT EXACTLY AWARD-WINNING. 1295 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,105 BUT, UH, IT WAS OKAY, I GUESS. 1296 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:26,524 OH. 1297 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:27,984 BUT SHE WANTS TO GO OUT AGAIN. 1298 00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:29,067 OH. 1299 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:31,696 SO THAT'S SOMETHING. 1300 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,739 -THAT IS SOMETHING. -IS IT? 1301 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,116 -YEAH. -BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE 1302 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,702 THE KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE THE IDEA. 1303 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:39,829 OH, I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY NATURAL. 1304 00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:40,997 YEAH? 1305 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:44,917 WELL... 1306 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,251 THANKS AGAIN 1307 00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:48,462 FOR... 1308 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:49,964 EVERYTHING. 1309 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,047 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1310 00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:52,257 FOR EVERYTHING. 1311 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:56,554 OH. 1312 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:57,889 I WAS GETTING MY KEYS. 1313 00:50:57,889 --> 00:50:59,348 SORRY, I... 1314 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,641 I SAW YOU GO IN FOR THE LEAN, 1315 00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:01,767 I THOUGHT YOU WERE... 1316 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,687 I-I THOUGHT WE WERE... 1317 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,062 UH, HUGGING. 1318 00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:08,399 HUG? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS? A HUG? 1319 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:09,650 -WELL... -IT WAS MORE 1320 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,276 SORT OF HUG ADJACENT. 1321 00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:13,654 YEAH. WHICH IS OKAY, RIGHT? 1322 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:14,780 WE'RE FRIENDS. 1323 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:15,990 I MEAN... 1324 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,491 FRIENDS--FRIENDS HUG. 1325 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,993 YEAH. 1326 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,870 "HUGS WITH FRIENDS." 1327 00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:21,996 ANOTHER NEW APP. 1328 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,873 THERE YOU GO. 1329 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,875 I OWE YOU AGAIN. 1330 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,167 [KEYS JINGLING] 1331 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,252 OKAY, I'M JUST... 1332 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:29,294 I'M JUST GETTING MY BAG. 1333 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:30,421 OKAY, I'LL STAY AWAY. 1334 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:31,756 BYE, FRIEND. 1335 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:33,424 BYE... FRIEND. 1336 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,182 [CHUCKLES] 1337 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,518 OK. HUGS WITH FRIENDS? 1338 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,270 IT WAS THE PINNACLE OF AWKWARD. 1339 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,104 WELL, DID YOU HUG HIM BACK? 1340 00:51:48,104 --> 00:51:51,275 NO, IT WASN'T ROMANTIC. IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING. 1341 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,485 WELL, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. 1342 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:55,446 OH, WOULD YOU NOT MAKE THIS INTO SOMETHING IT'S NOT? 1343 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,448 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, POPPY. 1344 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,908 YOU RUN WHEN THINGS GET GOOD. 1345 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,785 YEAH, WHAT IF THEY'RE TOO GOOD? 1346 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,202 IT MEANS THEY MIGHT END BADLY. 1347 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,662 NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. 1348 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,915 SEE, THIS IS COMPLICATED, MEG. 1349 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:08,084 LIKE, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME. 1350 00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:10,711 ZACH AND ZOE WANT ME TO MARRY THEIR DAD. 1351 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,631 IT'S NOT FAIR FOR THEM TO THINK 1352 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,340 THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN BETWEEN RYAN AND I 1353 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,718 -WHEN IT CAN'T. -AND WHY CAN'T IT, EXACTLY? 1354 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:20,554 -HE'S MY BOSS. -TEMPORARILY. 1355 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,556 HE'S ON DATE NUMBER TWO WITH ABIGAIL, 1356 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:24,100 AND DATE NUMBER THREE IS PENDING. 1357 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,350 OH. 1358 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:27,269 AND HE ASKED ME FOR DATING ADVICE. 1359 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:32,942 "OH," AGAIN. 1360 00:52:32,942 --> 00:52:35,569 YOU KNOW, 1361 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:38,781 I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER SISTER. 1362 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,032 BUT...? 1363 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,784 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR ME AND THE KIDS. 1364 00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:43,243 AND I APPRECIATE EVERY MINUTE, 1365 00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:45,121 EVERY DRAGON PILLOW FIGHT, 1366 00:52:45,121 --> 00:52:46,622 AND MAC AND CHEESE. 1367 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:47,665 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 1368 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,041 YOU'VE COMMITTED TO US, 1369 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,626 BUT... 1370 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:57,091 WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY COMMITMENT THAT YOU MAKE. 1371 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,342 GO DOWN A LITTLE LOWER. 1372 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,096 LITTLE LOWER... LOWER... 1373 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,765 -OOF. -GOOD. 1374 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,767 OH! [LAUGHING] 1375 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,191 THIS IS AWESOME. 1376 00:53:15,191 --> 00:53:16,401 GLAD YOU APPROVE. 1377 00:53:16,401 --> 00:53:17,695 I DO. 1378 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,030 QUESTION, 1379 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:21,073 DO YOU THINK WE NEED MORE DECORATIONS? 1380 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,366 ABSOLUTELY, 1381 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:24,409 BUT THEN YOU WOULD NEED A BIGGER HOUSE. 1382 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:25,744 WHERE ARE THE YOUNG 'UNS? 1383 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,997 UH, THEY'RE UPSTAIRS BRUSHING THEIR TEETH. 1384 00:53:29,414 --> 00:53:30,499 YOU DIDN'T. 1385 00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:31,709 WHAT? 1386 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,502 CANDY FOR BREAKFAST? 1387 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,421 OH, IT'S JUST ONE LITTLE PIECE. 1388 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,506 CREAM, TWO SUGARS? 1389 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,215 BLACK, ONE SUGAR? 1390 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,931 IF SOMEBODY CAME IN HERE AND SAW US, 1391 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,516 THEY'D THINK WE WERE SOME OLD MARRIED COUPLE. 1392 00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:49,393 -OLD? -SUPER OLD. 1393 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,353 HOW MANY DECADES HAVE WE BEEN TOGETHER? 1394 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:52,646 THREE? 1395 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:53,731 WE MET... 1396 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:54,732 ON A BLIND DATE. 1397 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:55,774 ON A BLIND DATE, YES. 1398 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:56,859 WE HAD A SMALL WEDDING. 1399 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:58,234 A BIG WEDDING, 1400 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,988 AND WE HONEYMOONED AT NIAGARA FALLS. 1401 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,948 NO, SEE, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS NIAGARA FALLS, 1402 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,366 BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE 1403 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,493 THE TOILET OVERFLOWED IN THE AIRPORT HOTEL 1404 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,537 WHEN OUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED. 1405 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,955 AH, I REMEMBER NOW. 1406 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:11,498 YES, AND INSTEAD, 1407 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:16,128 WE STAYED UP THE WHOLE NIGHT JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC. 1408 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:18,005 [TURNS UP RADIO] 1409 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:21,008 OH, MY, I DO BELIEVE THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG. 1410 00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,509 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 1411 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:23,928 [CHUCKLES] 1412 00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,054 WHAT DO YOU SAY, 1413 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:26,346 ONE DANCE, 1414 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:27,556 FOR OLD TIMES SAKE? 1415 00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:29,558 HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT? 1416 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:30,559 YOU CAN'T. 1417 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,435 [LAUGHING] 1418 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,020 [♪♪♪] 1419 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,688 ♪ YOU ALWAYS KEEP ME GUESSING ♪ 1420 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:39,568 ♪ I NEVER SEEM TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKIN'... ♪ 1421 00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:43,279 ♪ AND IF A FELLA LOOKS AT YOU ♪ 1422 00:54:43,279 --> 00:54:46,658 ♪ FOR SURE YOUR LITTLE EYE WILL BE A-WINKING... ♪ 1423 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,077 [FOOTSTEPS ON THE STAIRS] 1424 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,328 POPPY! 1425 00:54:50,328 --> 00:54:51,872 GUESS WHAT? 1426 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:53,207 DAD SAID HE'S GONNA TAKE US TRICK-OR-TREATING 1427 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,290 ON HALLOWEEN. 1428 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:55,751 NICE TRY. 1429 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,128 I SAID POPPY WILL TAKE YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING, 1430 00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,378 AND I'LL TRY TO GET THERE AT THE END. 1431 00:54:58,378 --> 00:54:59,964 WHAT TIME IS THE END AGAIN? 1432 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,048 WELL, WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE DONE 1433 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:02,424 AND EATING CANDY, 1434 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:03,759 AND BY THE WAY, YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME SOME. 1435 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:04,969 OH, WE MAKE NO PROMISES. 1436 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:08,304 BUT WE ARE MAKING... 1437 00:55:08,304 --> 00:55:09,556 OUR COSTUMES! 1438 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,267 WE'RE GOING TO FINISH THEM TODAY. 1439 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:12,768 WHOA. IMPRESSIVE. 1440 00:55:12,768 --> 00:55:14,979 POPPY SAID SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THESE COSTUMES 1441 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:16,521 REALLY SPECIAL FOR US. 1442 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,190 I FIGURED THEY HAVEN'T REALLY DONE HALLOWEEN 1443 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,357 IN A COUPLE YEARS, 1444 00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:20,316 SO IT WAS TIME TO DO IT RIGHT. 1445 00:55:20,316 --> 00:55:21,986 GO HOME OR GO BIG, RIGHT? 1446 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,279 IS THAT RIGHT? 1447 00:55:23,279 --> 00:55:25,030 THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 1448 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,322 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, TIME FOR SCHOOL. 1449 00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:29,451 HEY, WHY DON'T WE, UH, WALK TODAY? 1450 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,287 BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK? 1451 00:55:31,287 --> 00:55:33,413 WELL, I'M CONFRONTING MY FEARS, TOO. 1452 00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:34,873 GO ON, GO GET YOUR BAGS. 1453 00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:36,374 RACE YOU. 1454 00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:37,793 [ZACH]: NO FAIR. YOU GOT A HEAD START! 1455 00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:44,591 [ZOE]: NO, I DIDN'T. 1456 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:47,886 [♪♪♪] 1457 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,400 [ABIGAIL]: THE PEOPLE ATTENDING 1458 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,902 ARE NOT TECH-SAVVY, 1459 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:06,404 SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO KEEP YOUR GEEK-SPEAK 1460 00:56:06,404 --> 00:56:08,115 TO A MINIMUM. 1461 00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,616 IS THIS YOUR CODED WAY 1462 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:12,119 OF TELLING ME TO NOT TALK ABOUT CODING? 1463 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:14,705 IT WASN'T EXACTLY CODED. [CHUCKLES] 1464 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,833 I WILL MINIMIZE MY INNER GEEK 1465 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,668 FOR THE PRESENTATION. 1466 00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:21,128 GOOD. 1467 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,633 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO TOKYO? 1468 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,720 UM, I BARELY HAVE TIME TO COME HERE. 1469 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,429 WELL, AFTER THE PRESENTATION, 1470 00:56:31,429 --> 00:56:33,682 WHICH I KNOW HAGASHIMOTO WILL LOVE, 1471 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:34,641 WE SHOULD GO. 1472 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,434 -TO TOKYO? -YEAH. 1473 00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:37,686 WE'LL TAKE THE CORPORATE JET, 1474 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:38,854 MEET EVERYONE. 1475 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,314 IT'S AN AMAZING CITY. 1476 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:41,982 IT'S JUST LIKE NEW YORK, NO ONE EVER SLEEPS. 1477 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:48,739 YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SCHEDULE 1478 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,241 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 1479 00:56:50,241 --> 00:56:53,618 UM, I PROMISED THE KIDS I'D BE HOME BEFORE DARK. 1480 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:54,745 HMM. 1481 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,163 OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN. 1482 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,332 THERE WERE PUMPKINS INVOLVED. 1483 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,458 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1484 00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:02,669 HAGASHIMOTO-SAN. 1485 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:07,091 [speaking Japanese] 1486 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,342 MM-HMM. 1487 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,055 OOH! 1488 00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:15,224 GIVE IT! BRING IT HERE, BRING IT HERE! 1489 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,351 STAND AT THE STREET. 1490 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,603 POPPY! 1491 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:20,896 YAHOO! I CAUGHT IT! 1492 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,064 WHOO-HOO! 1493 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,648 OH, GOOD CATCH. 1494 00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:25,776 THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SERIOUS GAME YOU GUYS GOT. 1495 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,485 DAD, YOU'RE HERE! 1496 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:28,904 WELL, LISTEN, 1497 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,072 IT'S NOT A REAL FOOTBALL GAME 1498 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:31,365 TILL THE QUARTERBACK SHOWS UP. 1499 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,450 YEAH? WHEN DOES HE GET HERE? 1500 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,035 HEY, ENOUGH OUTTA YOU. 1501 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:36,578 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS VERSUS GIRLS? 1502 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,414 [GASPING] YOU ARE SO ON. 1503 00:57:38,414 --> 00:57:39,581 ALL RIGHT. 1504 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,334 HUT! 1505 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:45,170 [SHOUTING PLAYFULLY] 1506 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,297 GO, GET OPEN, GET OPEN! 1507 00:57:46,297 --> 00:57:47,505 OVER HERE! 1508 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:50,717 YES! YES! 1509 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:52,052 TOUCHDOWN! 1510 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,095 HIKE! 1511 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,096 NOW GO GET HER. 1512 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,222 WHOA! 1513 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,390 GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT. 1514 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:57,433 YES, YES! 1515 00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:58,475 NO, YOU-- 1516 00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,935 -POPPY! -NO, NO, NO, NO. 1517 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:00,978 OH! 1518 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,729 [LAUGHING] 1519 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:07,859 SLAM! 1520 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:10,154 -UH-OH. -OH, NO! 1521 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:11,155 COME ON. 1522 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:12,239 TOUCHDOWN! 1523 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,407 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, THAT'S... 1524 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,409 DOGPILE! DOGPILE! 1525 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,035 -NO WAY-- -COMING IN! 1526 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,996 NO, NO, NO, NO! 1527 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,205 [SQUEALING AND LAUGHING] 1528 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:21,539 WHAT ARE YOU TACKLING ME FOR? 1529 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:23,750 WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. 1530 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,129 ♪ HELLO! ♪ 1531 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,130 OH. 1532 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,798 UH... 1533 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:35,471 EVERYONE, THIS IS, UH, ABIGAIL. 1534 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:44,771 ABIGAIL, THESE ARE... THESE ARE MY KIDS. 1535 00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:46,023 ZOE, 1536 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,441 AND ZACH, RIGHT? 1537 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,693 IT IS SO LOVELY TO MEET YOU BOTH. 1538 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,320 AND THIS IS POPPY, MY, UH-- 1539 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:52,321 I MEAN, OUR... 1540 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,738 UH... 1541 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:55,366 -NANNY. -NANNY. 1542 00:58:55,366 --> 00:58:58,576 -NICE TO MEET YOU, ABIGAIL. -LIKEWISE. 1543 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:00,704 UM, FOREIGN ANALYTICS CAME IN. I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THEM. 1544 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:01,997 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 1545 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,332 YEAH, SORRY. 1546 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,416 I WAS GOING FOR A TWO-POINT CONVERSION. 1547 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,251 POPPY SCORED 1548 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:07,252 THREE TOUCHDOWNS! 1549 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:08,379 UH, TWO TOUCHDOWNS. 1550 00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:09,505 THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT COUNT. 1551 00:59:09,505 --> 00:59:10,964 OF COURSE, IT COUNTS. 1552 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,049 NO WAY, NO. 1553 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,050 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 1554 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,301 [CHUCKLING] OKAY. 1555 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:16,178 I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK ANYWAY, SO... 1556 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:18,055 UM... 1557 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,057 BUT YOU KNOW, UH... 1558 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,850 WE COULD WORK HERE. 1559 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:24,186 OH. 1560 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:25,354 I SUPPOSE. 1561 00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,688 THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER, 1562 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:28,899 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE MAKING, UH, 1563 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,150 PUMPKIN PASTA, PUMPKIN SOUP, 1564 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,360 PUMPKIN PIE. 1565 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,486 PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING PUMPKIN, RIGHT? 1566 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:33,653 I MEAN... 1567 00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:36,323 UM... I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY? 1568 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:37,699 OH! THE MORE THE MERRIER. 1569 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:39,284 THANK YOU, POPPY. 1570 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:40,911 ALL RIGHT. 1571 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,121 GOOD GAME, GOOD GAME, GUYS... 1572 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,415 YEAH. IT WAS FUN, DAD. 1573 00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:47,959 OKAY, SO, WHAT'S THE LATEST? 1574 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:50,587 [♪♪♪] 1575 00:59:59,804 --> 01:00:01,723 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1576 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:09,523 WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1577 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:10,566 A LITTLE REVISION, 1578 01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:11,525 AND THAT COULD WORK. 1579 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,485 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1580 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:14,528 OH, YEAH. 1581 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:15,529 OH, SORRY, 1582 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,448 IT'S ZOE. 1583 01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:19,950 YEAH? 1584 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:23,537 NOW? 1585 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:24,704 EVERYTHING OKAY? 1586 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,457 YEAH, I'LL JUST BE A FEW MINUTES. 1587 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,208 OKAY. 1588 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,510 OKAY. 1589 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:39,719 READY! 1590 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,638 ALL RIGHT THEN, KEEP THEM CLOSED. 1591 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,806 OKAY. 1592 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,809 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US. 1593 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,018 COMPLETELY! 1594 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:50,397 OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN THEM. 1595 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,525 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 1596 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:54,692 BEYOND AMAZING. 1597 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,027 I KNOW. 1598 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:58,196 I MEAN, THANK YOU. 1599 01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,532 NOW, INTRODUCING, 1600 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:04,202 THE SPIDER FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES! 1601 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:05,245 OH, NO! 1602 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:06,246 OH, MY GOSH... 1603 01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:07,331 I HATE SPIDERS! 1604 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:08,457 DON'T LET THAT SPIDER IN HERE! NO! 1605 01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:09,416 GET OUT OF HERE! NO! 1606 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,459 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 1607 01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:11,543 [SQUEALING] 1608 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:12,503 HEY, GET IN HERE. 1609 01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:15,172 -GROUP SELFIE. -OKAY. 1610 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,007 HERE WE GO. 1611 01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,759 OKAY. 1612 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:21,011 SILLY. 1613 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,638 -[SHUTTER CLICKS] -WOW. 1614 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:25,349 YOU KIDS LOOK ADORABLE. 1615 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,853 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A NANNY, POPPY? 1616 01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,021 OH, A COUPLE WEEKS NOW. 1617 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,564 REALLY? 1618 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:33,898 POPPY'S, UH, NEPHEWS 1619 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:35,150 GO TO SCHOOL WITH THE KIDS. 1620 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,318 OH. 1621 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,987 POPPY'S THE BEST NANNY EVER. 1622 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:41,114 NOBODY WILL EVER REPLACE HER. 1623 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:43,950 ZOE, FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 1624 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,286 SO, WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS? 1625 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:47,954 POPPY CAN DO ANYTHING. 1626 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,956 AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE AN EXAGGERATION. 1627 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,958 POPPY MADE OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, 1628 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:54,503 BY HAND. 1629 01:01:54,503 --> 01:01:56,171 THAT IS VERY INDUSTRIOUS. 1630 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,464 I DO HAVE TO ADMIT, 1631 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,716 THAT SPIDER COSTUME WAS QUITE SCARY. 1632 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,301 HE'S NOT AFRAID OF SPIDERS ANYMORE. 1633 01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:02,927 POPPY TAUGHT US HOW TO FACE OUR FEARS. 1634 01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:05,138 YOU KNOW, I HAD A COSTUME WHEN I WAS A KID, 1635 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,015 IT WAS SO COOL, 1636 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,560 I THINK I PROBABLY WORE IT FOUR HALLOWEENS IN A ROW. 1637 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,561 WHAT WERE YOU? 1638 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:11,603 A KNIGHT. 1639 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:12,646 IN SHINING ARMOR? 1640 01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:13,897 MORE LIKE TINFOIL. 1641 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:16,358 MY FAVORITE COSTUME WAS AN ASTRONAUT. 1642 01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:17,942 -REALLY? -YEAH. 1643 01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:19,403 WHAT PLANETS DID YOU VISIT? 1644 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,364 WELL, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LEAVE EARTH. 1645 01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:26,451 BUT YOU WERE AN ASTRONAUT. 1646 01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:27,827 I THINK WHAT ABIGAIL'S TRYING TO SAY IS, 1647 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,705 THAT SHE WENT TO SO MANY PLANETS, 1648 01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:32,499 THAT SHE COULDN'T KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM. 1649 01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:33,750 THANK YOU, POPPY. 1650 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:34,918 YEAH. 1651 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,044 SO WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PLANET? 1652 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,087 PLUTO. 1653 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,171 [SIGHS TESTILY] 1654 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,173 PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET ANYMORE. 1655 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:41,883 ACTUALLY, THAT'S INACCURATE, ZOE. 1656 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:44,595 MOST EXPERTS SAY THAT PLUTO IS STILL A DWARF PLANET. 1657 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:47,264 IT'S IN THE KUIPER BELT. 1658 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,973 ARE YOU GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT THIS YEAR? 1659 01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:51,560 MM. YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE A PRESENTATION, 1660 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,852 SO WE'RE GOING TO BE WEARING BUSINESS CLOTHES. 1661 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:55,272 YEAH, IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US. 1662 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,481 IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US, TOO. 1663 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,400 -IT'S HALLOWEEN. -THAT'S RIGHT, 1664 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,486 AND I WILL BE HOME RIGHT AFTER WE'RE DONE. 1665 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,572 OH, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP, 1666 01:03:03,572 --> 01:03:06,533 BUT HAGASHIMOTO HAS ASKED US TO BE HIS DINNER GUESTS 1667 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,492 AFTER THE PRESENTATION. 1668 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,994 OH. UM... 1669 01:03:09,994 --> 01:03:12,330 IS THAT... NECESSARY? 1670 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:14,916 IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN INSULT IF WE DIDN'T. 1671 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,752 RIGHT. 1672 01:03:16,752 --> 01:03:17,919 OKAY. 1673 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:25,677 SO NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE THERE AT ALL. 1674 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:28,305 OH, HANG ON... 1675 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,681 BOTH OF YOU? 1676 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,391 NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 1677 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,851 ARE YOU SURE? OKAY. 1678 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:48,866 IT'S FUNNY, 1679 01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:50,410 I TALK WITH CEOS OF COMPANIES. 1680 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,454 IN JAPANESE. 1681 01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:55,039 TALKING WITH KIDS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. 1682 01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:56,124 KIDS ARE LIKE CEOS, 1683 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,751 EXCEPT THEY'RE SHORTER, 1684 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,752 AND SMARTER. 1685 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:01,379 [CHUCKLING] 1686 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:03,214 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. 1687 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:05,133 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OUR FIRST DAY TOGETHER. 1688 01:04:05,133 --> 01:04:07,302 THEY BARELY SPOKE TO ME, 1689 01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:09,680 AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE HUNGRY GOAT INCIDENT. 1690 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,139 GOAT? 1691 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,516 THE THING ABOUT KIDS IS, 1692 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:14,309 THEY'RE FUNNY, 1693 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,186 AND SNEAKY, 1694 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,312 AND DIFFICULT, 1695 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:18,730 GOOFY, CLEVER, COMPETITIVE. 1696 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,148 I MEAN, THEY'RE KIDS, 1697 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:21,566 SO THEY'RE LOTS OF THINGS, 1698 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:25,779 BUT THEY'LL TEST YOU BEFORE THEY TRUST YOU. 1699 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,405 ALL RIGHT. 1700 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:28,615 CRISIS AVERTED. 1701 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,826 OH, GOOD. 1702 01:04:30,826 --> 01:04:31,951 I WILL GET THEM READY FOR BED. 1703 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:35,079 THANK YOU. 1704 01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:37,248 WELL, I, UM, SHOULD GET GOING. 1705 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,834 WE CAN FINISH THIS UP TOMORROW. 1706 01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:41,252 I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1707 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:42,629 [POPPY]: OKAY, LET'S BUILD A FORT. 1708 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:44,047 -OKAY. -YEAH! 1709 01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:47,592 SO, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1710 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:50,679 BRIGHT AND EARLY. 1711 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,597 GOODNIGHT. 1712 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:14,952 "THE VERY NEXT DAY, 1713 01:05:14,952 --> 01:05:18,373 "POOR ICHABOD CRANE DID NOT APPEAR AT SCHOOL. 1714 01:05:18,373 --> 01:05:22,627 "HIS HORSE WAS FOUND WANDERING FREE, 1715 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,087 "AND SO, 1716 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:30,635 "THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 1717 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:32,178 THE END." 1718 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,851 SO, WAIT, IT WAS REALLY JUST A GUY 1719 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,936 WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD? 1720 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,605 OR WAS HE? 1721 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,707 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BED TIME. 1722 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,876 I LOVE YOU, POPPY. 1723 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:04,502 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1724 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:05,670 AW... 1725 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,715 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1726 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,759 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 1727 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,985 HEY. SO... 1728 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,403 "HEADLESS HORSEMAN RIDES AGAIN"? 1729 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:31,571 AND AGAIN. 1730 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,156 ZACH WANTED TO HEAR IT TWICE. 1731 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:34,157 [CHUCKLES] 1732 01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,617 GOODNIGHT. 1733 01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,285 HEY, UM... 1734 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:39,203 CAN WE TALK? 1735 01:06:39,203 --> 01:06:41,873 ABOUT WHAT? 1736 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:43,249 US. 1737 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:45,669 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT US? 1738 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,753 YEAH. 1739 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,839 YEAH, LOOK, I, UM... 1740 01:06:48,839 --> 01:06:50,632 I KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE, 1741 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:53,927 UH, TEMPORARILY OURS, 1742 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,553 BUT, UM, 1743 01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:59,182 EVERYTHING HAS JUST CHANGED SO QUICKLY. 1744 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:01,935 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, UH... 1745 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:06,063 YOU WANT ME TO STAY ON AS YOUR NANNY. 1746 01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:07,023 SURE, YES, BUT-- 1747 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,693 THE THING IS, RYAN, 1748 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,654 THE KIDS ARE GETTING ATTACHED TO ME, 1749 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:14,739 AND I'M GETTING ATTACHED TO THEM, 1750 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:17,575 AND THAT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1751 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:18,910 WHY NOT? 1752 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:21,454 BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A GREAT FAMILY, 1753 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:22,831 AND ABIGAIL'S HERE, 1754 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:24,666 AND I'M KIND OF IN THE WAY. 1755 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,418 THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED THE CONVERSATION GOING. 1756 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,420 I JUST, I DON'T... I DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME. 1757 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,797 WHAT? 1758 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:32,465 I'LL STAY THROUGH HALLOWEEN, BUT THAT'S IT. 1759 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:33,508 HALLOWEEN? 1760 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:34,801 I MEAN, THAT WAS THE PLAN. 1761 01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:36,427 YEAH, WELL, PLANS CHANGE. 1762 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,804 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CHANGE. 1763 01:07:37,804 --> 01:07:38,847 THEY GET ATTACHED. 1764 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:39,848 YOU KNOW, MY KIDS-- 1765 01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:40,891 MY KIDS LOVE YOU. 1766 01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:42,225 AND I LOVE THEM, 1767 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,935 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS GONNA WORK. 1768 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,854 I JUST DON'T... 1769 01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:48,648 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO DRAG THIS OUT. 1770 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:50,692 IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, 1771 01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:53,361 I THINK IT'S BETTER YOU JUST DO IT NOW. 1772 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,281 FINE. 1773 01:07:57,281 --> 01:07:59,534 I WILL, UH, I'LL SWING BY IN THE MORNING, 1774 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,202 AND I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO THE KIDS. 1775 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:02,996 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 1776 01:08:05,373 --> 01:08:07,751 I MEAN, ONLY IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST FOR THEM. 1777 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,378 I DO. 1778 01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:15,842 OH... WELL, THEN... 1779 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:19,679 BYE. 1780 01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:43,160 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU QUIT. 1781 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,496 [GROANS] I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 1782 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,248 IT JUST HAPPENED. 1783 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:49,459 HE ASKED ME TO STAY ON AS HIS NANNY. 1784 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,877 SO? 1785 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:51,962 WELL, I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT, 1786 01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:53,964 BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT, 1787 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,465 AND THAT'S TO GET HURT. 1788 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,801 GETTING INVOLVED DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN GETTING HURT. 1789 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,803 COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED TO FACING YOUR FEARS? 1790 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:01,262 THAT WORKS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. 1791 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,263 POPPY... 1792 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:03,431 I LIKE HIM. 1793 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,726 I, LIKE, REALLY LIKE HIM. 1794 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,019 BUT I SAW HIM KISSING ABIGAIL. 1795 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,145 SO... 1796 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,772 I HAVE TO GET OVER IT. 1797 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,774 MAYBE IT WAS A FRIEND THING. 1798 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,191 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1799 01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:16,778 THERE'S NO "KISSES WITH FRIENDS." 1800 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,322 THAT'S... NOT AN APP. 1801 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:21,116 YEAH. 1802 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,790 WHERE'S POPPY? 1803 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:32,460 UH, I AM GOING TO BE TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY, 1804 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,878 AND THEN AFTERWARDS, 1805 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:35,505 YOU'RE GOING TO GO HOME WITH THE MARSHALL KIDS. 1806 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,049 AND POPPY WILL PICK US UP FROM THE MARSHALLS? 1807 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:40,593 I AM GOING TO BE PICKING YOU UP, TOO. 1808 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:42,219 YOU'RE NOT WORKING? 1809 01:09:42,219 --> 01:09:43,596 NO, I'M GOING TO WORK FROM HOME TODAY, 1810 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:44,639 WITH ABIGAIL. 1811 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:45,849 BUT WHAT ABOUT POPPY? 1812 01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:46,975 [SIGHS] 1813 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:50,979 LOOK, GUYS, UM... 1814 01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:53,397 YOU KNOW SHE WASN'T GOING TO STAY HERE FOREVER. 1815 01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:54,899 BUT WHY NOT? 1816 01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,484 SHE SAID SHE LOVED US. 1817 01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,944 SHE DOES. 1818 01:09:57,944 --> 01:09:59,029 OF COURSE, SHE LOVES YOU TWO. 1819 01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:00,446 SHE LOVES YOU. 1820 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,032 I CAN TELL. 1821 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,117 SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 1822 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,451 OKAY. 1823 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:07,954 LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS CONFUSING, 1824 01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:09,747 AND I'M SORRY, 1825 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:13,001 BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT ME. 1826 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:15,294 ALL RIGHT? 1827 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:18,131 AND I'M GOING TO BE HERE FOR YOU. 1828 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,686 THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME 1829 01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:34,271 FOR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL... 1830 01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:35,565 "MELLOW FROG." 1831 01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:38,943 NAMASTE. 1832 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,444 NAMASTE. 1833 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,162 YOU CAME BACK. 1834 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:50,496 MRS. KLEMMER. 1835 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,999 YES, I-I NEEDED A LITTLE BIT OF YOGA. 1836 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,000 YEAH. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1837 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,376 I'M GLAD. 1838 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,837 BUT YOU WERE A MILLION MILES AWAY. 1839 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:59,214 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1840 01:10:59,214 --> 01:11:01,049 WELL, I RAISED FOUR GIRLS. 1841 01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,051 I KNOW WHAT BOY-TROUBLE LOOKS LIKE. 1842 01:11:03,051 --> 01:11:05,011 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 1843 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,596 SO, WHAT DID HE DO WRONG? 1844 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:08,556 NO... NOTHING. 1845 01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:10,850 IT... IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. 1846 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,185 AH... 1847 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:15,563 SOUNDS LIKE UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO ME, 1848 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:17,314 AND THAT'S THE WORST KIND. 1849 01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:19,275 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1850 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,986 IT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WHEREVER YOU GO, 1851 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:24,739 UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 1852 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:27,075 LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, DEAR. 1853 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:31,037 DON'T TAKE TOO LONG, WHATEVER YOU DECIDE. 1854 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:38,335 "...WHICH IS WHY WE'RE SO HAPPY 1855 01:11:38,335 --> 01:11:40,504 "TO BECOME PART OF THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL FAMILY. 1856 01:11:40,504 --> 01:11:43,466 MAY 'FOOD WITH FRIENDS' BE JUST THE BEGINNING." 1857 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:44,425 THAT'S GOOD. 1858 01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:46,052 WE SHOULD ADD A LINE ABOUT 1859 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:48,345 HOW THE APP WOULD STRENGTHEN THE YAMAHARO GLOBAL BRAND. 1860 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:52,225 RIGHT? 1861 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,477 WHAT'S WRONG? 1862 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:56,604 IT'S TOO QUIET OUT THERE. 1863 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,274 ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? 1864 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:01,525 NOT WITH MY KIDS. 1865 01:12:01,525 --> 01:12:03,236 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1866 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:07,490 SURE. 1867 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:13,579 [CARTOONS PLAY QUIETLY] 1868 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:17,792 YOU GUYS OKAY? 1869 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,419 WHEN'S POPPY COMING BACK? 1870 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:23,298 ZACH, STOP ASKING HIM. 1871 01:12:23,298 --> 01:12:25,842 SHE'S NOT COMING BACK, OKAY? 1872 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,384 WE'LL JUST GET ANOTHER NEW NANNY, 1873 01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:28,928 AND THEN ANOTHER, 1874 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:31,181 DAD WILL ALWAYS BE TOO BUSY FOR US, 1875 01:12:31,181 --> 01:12:32,598 SO JUST GET USED TO IT. 1876 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:34,225 ZO... 1877 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:36,519 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 1878 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,105 EVEN THOUGH POPPY'S NOT HERE ANYMORE, 1879 01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:42,066 THINGS ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 1880 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:43,400 OKAY? 1881 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:46,362 OKAY. 1882 01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:51,117 I KNOW YOU GUYS MISS POPPY. 1883 01:12:52,327 --> 01:12:54,245 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1884 01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:57,790 I MISS HER, TOO. 1885 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,763 ALL RIGHT, SNAZZY BACKPACK... THERE YOU GO. 1886 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:15,266 WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN? JUST KIDDING. 1887 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:18,311 -HAPPY HALLOWEEN AUNT POPPY. -HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS! 1888 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,980 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR COSTUMES LATER. BYE. 1889 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,121 OKAY GUYS... TODAY IS THE BIG DAY, HUH? 1890 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:38,373 YOUR BUSINESS PRESENTATION? 1891 01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:40,375 AND HALLOWEEN! NOW REMEMBER... 1892 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,918 JEAN WILL BE HERE TO TAKE YOU GUYS 1893 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,378 TRICK OR TREATING, SO MAKE SURE 1894 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:45,755 SHE GETS LOTS AND LOTS OF PHOTOS. 1895 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,506 AND YOU'LL TAKE US NEXT YEAR, RIGHT? 1896 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,674 YOU BET I WILL. 1897 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,509 WHO CARES ABOUT NEXT YEAR? 1898 01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:52,387 HE'LL BE, LIKE, 100 BY THEN. 1899 01:13:52,387 --> 01:13:54,389 THAT'S TRUE, BUT I WILL HAVE A CANE, 1900 01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:56,807 SO I'LL BE ABLE TO HOBBLE ALONGSIDE YOU GUYS. 1901 01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:59,185 [GROANS] WAIT UP FOR ME! 1902 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:02,605 LET'S GO! DON'T WANT TO BE LATE, C'MON. 1903 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,357 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 1904 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,453 TA-DAH! 1905 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,746 WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 1906 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:20,456 A STARFISH. 1907 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,083 DOESN'T A STARFISH HAVE MORE POINTS? 1908 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,126 I RAN OUT OF MATERIAL. 1909 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:26,212 WELL, YOU LOOK VERY AQUATIC. 1910 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:27,588 [CHUCKLING] 1911 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:29,382 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA COME WITH US? 1912 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:31,259 WE COULD LEAVE THE BOWL OUT WITH A "PLEASE TAKE ONE" NOTE. 1913 01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:32,760 I'M NOT GONNA RISK 1914 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,720 LETTING SOME TEENAGER STEAL ALL THE CANDY. 1915 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:35,721 I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. 1916 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:36,847 I'M FINE. 1917 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,058 [TSKS DOUBTFULLY] OKAY. 1918 01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:40,143 BOYS! 1919 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:43,938 LET'S GO! 1920 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:44,981 [ROARING PLAYFULLY] 1921 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:45,982 [LAUGHING] 1922 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:47,275 BYE, GUYS! 1923 01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,943 HAVE SO MUCH FUN. YOU LOOK AWESOME. 1924 01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:51,362 THANKS, AUNT POPPY. 1925 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:52,780 BYE. 1926 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,210 OKAY, NOW, HOLD STILL, 1927 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,171 'CAUSE THESE ARMS ARE DIFFICULT. 1928 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:10,381 WHAT IS YOUR COSTUME? 1929 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:13,259 UH, A HARRIED EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. 1930 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:21,017 OKAY, I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 1931 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,435 I THINK IT'S BACKWARDS. 1932 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:27,773 OH, UH... 1933 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:28,858 YEAH. 1934 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,319 NAH, I KNEW THAT WAS TOO EASY. 1935 01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:32,403 [SIGHING BRAVELY] 1936 01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:34,030 OKAY. 1937 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,739 LET'S TRY AGAIN. 1938 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:44,665 SO, THIS IS IT. 1939 01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:46,917 RIGHT, WHEN "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" GOES GLOBAL, 1940 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:49,128 THIS IS REALLY GOING TO OPEN SOME DOORS FOR US. 1941 01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:50,629 YEAH. 1942 01:15:52,589 --> 01:15:54,384 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING 1943 01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:58,554 ABOUT ANY OF THAT RIGHT NOW? 1944 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,057 RYAN, YOUR KIDS WILL BE FINE, OKAY? 1945 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,599 IT'S JUST ONE HALLOWEEN. 1946 01:16:02,599 --> 01:16:04,601 THEY'RE GOING TO BENEFIT FROM YOUR SUCCESS. 1947 01:16:04,601 --> 01:16:05,728 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 1948 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:06,770 YEAH, I DO. 1949 01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,147 I DO, BUT THEY DON'T. 1950 01:16:08,147 --> 01:16:10,525 YOU KNOW, IT'S, UM... 1951 01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:13,277 IT'S JUST ANOTHER NIGHT TO THEM 1952 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:16,364 WHERE THEIR DAD'S WORKING INSTEAD OF HOME WITH THEM. 1953 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:17,990 AGAIN. 1954 01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:23,620 IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD IF I KNEW POPPY WERE WITH THEM. 1955 01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:26,874 BUT I GUESS... 1956 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,545 I'M GOING TO JAPAN, RYAN. 1957 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:32,796 YOU'RE WHAT? 1958 01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:35,216 THAT JOB OFFER IN TOKYO? 1959 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:36,967 I SAID YES. 1960 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,388 OKAY. 1961 01:16:40,388 --> 01:16:42,932 I'VE SEEN YOU WITH POPPY. 1962 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,101 YOUR KIDS LOVE HER, 1963 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,477 AND I'M PRETTY SURE 1964 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:49,980 THAT YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER, TOO. 1965 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,316 I'D BE FOOLING MYSELF 1966 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:53,901 IF I DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE 1967 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:56,904 WHAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU 1968 01:16:56,904 --> 01:16:59,740 AND GRACIOUSLY STEP ASIDE. 1969 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,535 SO, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 1970 01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,703 I'M STEPPING ASIDE. 1971 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,013 [KNOCKING] 1972 01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,432 TRICK OR TREAT! 1973 01:17:24,432 --> 01:17:26,058 WOW, LOOK AT YOU. 1974 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,059 HERE YOU GO. 1975 01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:28,227 DON'T BE SHY. 1976 01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,187 NO CHILD LEFT UNCANDIED. 1977 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,482 HEY, LOOK AT ALL THOSE CRAZY BONES. 1978 01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:34,817 AND YOU, YOUR MAKEUP MATCHES YOUR BRACES. 1979 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,486 THANK YOU. 1980 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,028 BYE. 1981 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:40,448 ZOE? ZACH? 1982 01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:42,575 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1983 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:43,993 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 1984 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:46,162 YOUR COSTUMES LOOK AMAZING! 1985 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,789 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 1986 01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:51,167 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS, ZOE AND ZACH. 1987 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,419 THEY'RE KIND OF ABOUT THE SAME... 1988 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,838 ARE-ARE YOU IN MRS. GREENE'S SECOND GRADE CLASS? 1989 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:59,258 ANYWAY, YOU WOULD TOTALLY LOVE THEM, 1990 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:00,468 AND THEIR DAD 1991 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,512 IS THE BEST GUY I'VE EVER MET. 1992 01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:04,805 HE IS KIND, AND FUNNY, 1993 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:07,224 AND... TOTALLY FOR ME. 1994 01:18:09,519 --> 01:18:12,146 HE'S TOTALLY FOR ME. 1995 01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:17,026 HE'S... FOR ME. 1996 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:24,950 [STAMMERING] HERE, TAKE THIS. 1997 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,288 I HAVE TO GO. 1998 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:32,333 I HAVE TO GO. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1999 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,627 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU, 2000 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:35,878 RYAN LARSON, 2001 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:37,338 A BRILLIANT MAN, 2002 01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:38,589 WHO I KNOW 2003 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:40,757 WILL BE CREATING MANY MORE PRODUCTS 2004 01:18:40,757 --> 01:18:42,051 FOR YAMAHARO GLOBAL 2005 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,427 IN THE FUTURE. 2006 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:44,637 RYAN? 2007 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:46,847 [APPLAUSE] 2008 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:51,977 THANK YOU. 2009 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,897 UM, FIRST, I JUST WANT TO SAY WHAT AN HONOR IT IS 2010 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,941 TO BE ABLE TO PRESENT THIS APPLICATION TO YOU ALL 2011 01:18:57,941 --> 01:18:59,151 TODAY. 2012 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,861 UM... 2013 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:03,113 SORRY. 2014 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:05,700 UM... 2015 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:06,909 YEAH. 2016 01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:08,494 I, UM... 2017 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,622 I CREATED "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" 2018 01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:14,750 BECAUSE I WANTED SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE MORE... 2019 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,252 SOCIAL. 2020 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:19,296 UM, I WANTED TO REALLY... 2021 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:20,923 CONNECT PEOPLE. 2022 01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:23,342 FACE TO FACE. 2023 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:25,052 SO, 2024 01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:26,762 IMAGINE 2025 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,098 IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER 2026 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:32,101 AND FORM A BOND. 2027 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,810 MAYBE YOU FIND SOME COMMON GROUND 2028 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:35,646 AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND. 2029 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:37,940 MAYBE IT'S JUST A... 2030 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:41,026 YOU KNOW, A NICE BREAK IN THE DAY. 2031 01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:42,903 UM... 2032 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,662 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 2033 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:53,748 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, I, UM... 2034 01:19:53,748 --> 01:19:56,459 I'VE SPENT ALL MY TIME LATELY 2035 01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:57,793 WORKING ON THIS PRESENTATION, 2036 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,337 BECAUSE I-- I REALLY BELIEVE-- 2037 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:02,715 WE BELIEVE-- 2038 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:08,429 THAT "FOOD WITH FRIENDS" WILL CONNECT PEOPLE. 2039 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:10,847 BUT AS A RESULT, 2040 01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:14,184 I'VE MISSED OUT ON-- ON TIME 2041 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:19,440 WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE MOST. 2042 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:23,026 TIME I CAN'T GET BACK. 2043 01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:26,029 SO, IF YOU'LL FORGIVE ME, 2044 01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:29,908 I WILL NOW TURN IT OVER 2045 01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:33,120 TO THE INSIGHTFUL AND GENEROUS 2046 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,914 ABIGAIL MORWELL 2047 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:38,459 TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS AMAZING APPLICATION. 2048 01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,543 THANK YOU. ARIGATO. 2049 01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:41,462 [APPLAUSE] SORRY. 2050 01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:44,548 DON'T BE. I GOT IT FROM HERE. 2051 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,924 -I KNOW YOU DO. -OKAY. 2052 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,301 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 2053 01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:50,887 ALL RIGHT, 2054 01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:52,598 LET ME FIRST THANK MR. HAGASHIMOTO 2055 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:54,684 AND HIS ASSOCIATES FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT... 2056 01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:59,730 [INHALES, EXHALES] 2057 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,741 [LAUGHING IN TRIUMPH] I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 2058 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,368 ALL RIGHT, I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SPIDER, MM-MM. 2059 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,953 [LAUGHING] 2060 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,163 TRICK OR TREAT! 2061 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,248 -DAD! -YOU MADE IT! 2062 01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:21,293 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS GONNA MISS OUT 2063 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:22,712 ON GOING TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH YOU GUYS. 2064 01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:23,962 THANKS, JEAN, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 2065 01:21:23,962 --> 01:21:25,130 HOW DID IT GO WITH GLOBAL? 2066 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:26,340 OH, GREAT. 2067 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:28,050 ABIGAIL'S WOWING THEM AS WE SPEAK. 2068 01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:29,426 WELL, THEN... 2069 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:30,427 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 2070 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,054 HAVE FUN, KIDS. 2071 01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:33,055 THANKS AGAIN. 2072 01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:34,348 BYE! 2073 01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:35,599 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP, 2074 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:37,768 I THINK I'VE GOT THE PERFECT PLACE 2075 01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:40,604 TO START TRICK-OR-TREATING. 2076 01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,523 YES! 2077 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:47,695 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A COSTUME. 2078 01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:49,822 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2079 01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:51,490 THIS IS THE BEST EVER! 2080 01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:53,075 YEAH. 2081 01:21:53,075 --> 01:21:56,620 OH, EXCUSE ME, SORRY. 2082 01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:58,038 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 2083 01:21:58,038 --> 01:21:59,790 UH-OH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 2084 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:02,292 IT'S A HUMAN FISH, COMING THROUGH. 2085 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,335 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 2086 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,588 ...TEN BAGS FULL OF CANDY... 2087 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,464 WELL... 2088 01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:08,674 HOW DO I LOOK? 2089 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:10,092 YOU LOOK GREAT. 2090 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,302 WHAT ARE YOU? 2091 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:14,263 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M A KNIGHT IN SHINING... 2092 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,347 I'M YOUR DAD. LET'S GO. 2093 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:16,766 WE NEED OUR BAGS. 2094 01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,016 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 2095 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,309 GET YOUR PILLOWCASES, THEY'RE BIGGER. 2096 01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:20,352 GO, GO, GO. 2097 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,978 COME ON, ZACH. 2098 01:22:21,978 --> 01:22:23,731 [DOORBELL RINGS] 2099 01:22:30,112 --> 01:22:32,489 YOU'RE HERE. 2100 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,742 YOU'RE HERE. 2101 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:37,286 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRESENTATION? 2102 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,329 THIS IS MY PRESENTATION, 2103 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:41,331 I MEAN, I GOT TIN FOIL, I GOT A SWORD, 2104 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:42,875 TOWEL... 2105 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,334 [CHUCKLES] 2106 01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:46,837 IT SUITS YOU. 2107 01:22:46,837 --> 01:22:48,380 WE WERE JUST GOING TO FIND YOU. 2108 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:52,301 YOU FOUND ME. 2109 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:57,640 POPPY, WE DON'T NEED A NANNY. 2110 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,183 WE JUST NEED YOU. 2111 01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:01,602 I NEED YOU. 2112 01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:06,022 REALLY? 2113 01:23:06,022 --> 01:23:08,066 HOW DOES... 2114 01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:10,986 "PERMANENTLY YOURS" SOUND? 2115 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:14,156 [SIGHS] 2116 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,242 WELL, I'M GOING TO NEED TO MAKE A NEW BUSINESS CARD. 2117 01:23:17,242 --> 01:23:18,744 I KNOW. 2118 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,842 SHE'S BACK. 2119 01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:35,177 SHE REALLY IS A MERMAID. 2120 01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:46,062 SHE'S OUR MERMAID. 2121 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,942 [♪♪♪] 2122 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:55,238 [ZOE]: HEY, THERE'S THIS HOUSE ON THE NEXT BLOCK 2123 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:58,074 THAT WE HAVE TO START TRICK-OR-TREATING AT... 2124 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:06,000 [FAMILY TALKING HAPPILY] 2125 01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:22,224 [♪♪♪] 128461