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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:04,065 HEAD OVER HEELS 4 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,287 Come on, I'm so sleepy! 5 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,070 - Morning! - Don't bug me, Mom! 6 00:02:33,071 --> 00:02:34,238 Mommy loves you, too. 7 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:38,618 MARISA REZENDE ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR 8 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,563 Thank you. 9 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:38,386 The goal is to exceed the goal! 10 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:41,848 - What's expected of a sales rep? - To exceed the expected! 11 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,306 Because we sell... 12 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,767 - Toys! - No! 13 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,230 Honeybun, pay attention! 14 00:03:50,857 --> 00:03:54,318 Stores sell toys. Street vendors sell toys! 15 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,405 Our competitors sell toys! How about us? 16 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,408 - What do we sell? - Dreams! 17 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,325 Do you get it? 18 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:08,416 Hi. 19 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,334 Alice, can you come over here? 20 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:15,630 Marketing manager? Yes! Thanks, Carlos! 21 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,592 It's just a recommendation, but... 22 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:20,594 I can't think of anyone better than you for the job. 23 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:21,595 Leave it to me. 24 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,599 My presentation to the board tomorrow will be a hit. 25 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:26,475 I got an idea: 26 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:29,645 I'll put a Happy Earthworm in the hands of each investor! 27 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:32,607 I'll have the plant deliver the samples to my place! 28 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,735 Alice, wait, hold on. Marketing management has a problem. 29 00:04:36,194 --> 00:04:37,445 What problem? 30 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:40,490 You have to work 12 hours a day, make 8 trips a month 31 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,284 - and as for vacations... no way! - Ok. 32 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:47,078 This position ended the marriage of 3 of the last 4 managers. 33 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,499 - It almost ended mine. - No problem, Carlos. 34 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:52,084 João is 100% behind me! My husband is great. 35 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:53,210 Just chill. 36 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:56,464 Honey, I'm home! 37 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:58,633 Hi, honey. 38 00:04:58,841 --> 00:04:59,841 What? 39 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,803 Yeah, sorry for the surprise. 40 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,472 But as I know the first thing you do 41 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,474 when you get home is to listen to your messages... 42 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:12,146 I thought this was the best way to be heard after years of marriage. 43 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:13,356 Are you overdoing it! 44 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,317 Yeah, honey. You know what? 45 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:19,319 I love you, and that's why 46 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,114 I've decided to do a great thing for us and our marriage. 47 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:23,699 How cute! 48 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:25,368 - We'll take a break. - What? 49 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,705 A break so we can rethink our lives. 50 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:32,500 Because your life, Alice, 51 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,837 is just work, work and more work. 52 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,548 And I'm tired of always taking second place. 53 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,132 What the hell? 54 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:40,842 Don't misjudge me. 55 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:41,843 Asswipe! 56 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:47,138 So, take this time to think about us. Ok? I love you. 57 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,183 That's just what I needed! 58 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:57,733 Oh, kiddo! Look what I've brought you! 59 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:00,361 Another shuttlecock, Mr. Sorriso? 60 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,321 Have I already given you one? 61 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:06,366 I told you not to forget the memory medicine. 62 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,160 And I told you to remind me, didn't I? 63 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,581 Just kidding, cutesy-pie! 64 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:19,380 Sorriso, Marion, take it easy! There are children at home. 65 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:23,593 Stop being silly, daughter! Warmth doesn't hurt anyone. 66 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaking of which... 67 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,388 where's João? 68 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,350 He left you? 69 00:06:31,351 --> 00:06:33,436 Keep your voice down! Paulinho may hear you! 70 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:34,645 I did! 71 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,190 He didn't dump me. He just asked for a break. 72 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,234 Do you want me to hire a detective? 73 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:44,362 Ms. Alice, I know a witch who is a sure thing! 74 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,616 She brings your lover back in three days! 75 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,242 But only if he's in Rio! 76 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:51,369 Rosa, set the table, will you? Thanks. 77 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:55,249 Daughter, face the music: your marriage is in crisis! 78 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,626 What crisis? 79 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:00,338 João and I have a healthy child, our own apartment, 80 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,380 my career is doing well, his, too. 81 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:05,092 We have a good car, a trustworthy maid, 82 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,802 we travel abroad once a year... 83 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,180 Summing up, we lead a wonderful life! 84 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:12,099 - What might our marriage need? - Sex! 85 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:13,351 I think so, too! 86 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:18,355 Who said João and I don't have sex? 87 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:18,437 You did! Who said João and I don't have sex? 88 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,065 You did! 89 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,360 In your "perfect life" list you mentioned everything, but sex. 90 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:26,364 How often do you and João have sex a week? 91 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,365 I'll pretend I didn't hear that. 92 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:32,202 Only a dissatisfied man seeks something outside the home. 93 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,828 This is something the common people say! 94 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,374 - The people are God's voice! - Enough, Marion! 95 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:40,252 If João wants a break, he can take it, it won't unsettle me! 96 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,796 Tomorrow is a decisive day 97 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:44,256 I can't waste my time with nonsense! 98 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,425 I want to keep a cool head! 99 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,468 Paulinho! 100 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,429 Hurry up, I can't be late! 101 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,432 Is that your outfit? Put on your uniform now! 102 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:58,269 Mom, I'm already dressed! It's game day! The semi-final! 103 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,481 Ah, ok. I can't know it if you don't tell me, sonny! 104 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,441 I did! 105 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,234 You didn't! 106 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:03,818 I did, too! 107 00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:05,486 You even wrote it on your phone! 108 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,322 PAULINHO'S SOCCER DAY. 109 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:13,494 It must've been deleted. Let's go! Mom is late! 110 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,331 Ms. Alice, you need to get Paulinho's allergy medicine! 111 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,291 Oh, Rosa, now you tell me? 112 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,712 I told you yesterday! You even wrote it on the phone. 113 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:49,321 Hi, do you have a delivery for me? Some samples. 114 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,330 Son, come on. 115 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:13,220 Sonny, play well, OK? 116 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:15,765 I wanna see lots of goals. 117 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,559 Mom, I'm the goalie! 118 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,354 Ok, forget the goals. Give me a kiss. 119 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,230 Go! 120 00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:28,486 Sonny, your grandma is picking you up today, ok? 121 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:33,657 Your daddy has a lot... well, he can't take it. 122 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:38,245 Relax, Mom. Dad asked to have a break from you, not me. 123 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,163 What did you say, kid? 124 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:41,457 We'll get over it. 125 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,670 Stretch it out. 126 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:49,298 Yes, now get down. 127 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,593 Stretch your back. Come on, come on. 128 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:57,722 Come on, that's it. Very slowly. Smoothly. 129 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,308 Isn't that João's car? 130 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,811 How about that blonde? Who's that blonde? 131 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:05,815 Sorriso, chase the blonde and find out her apartment! 132 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,484 What do you want, Marion? 133 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:12,320 You won't guess what I just found out! 134 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:12,488 João's got another woman You won't guess what I just found out! 135 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,406 João's got another woman 136 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,825 João? I don't believe it. 137 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:20,411 I saw him going in! His car is outside the apartment. 138 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,541 I checked with the concierge. Is that good enough for you? 139 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:27,085 João is in apartment 1302 with another woman. 140 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:30,421 You know I'm no gossip, but this time... 141 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:34,093 Yeah, yeah, Marion. Now let me work in peace, ok? 142 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,434 Do you know where Barra Luna is? 143 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,467 Go, João, go! 144 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,480 Hi. I live here. 145 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,693 And you're in there, too? 146 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:38,490 No. I... I'm just looking for my key. 147 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,492 We use a card here. 148 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,372 But... it used to be a key, right? 149 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,624 Then they changed it, I got confused. 150 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,043 Yeah, they've changed it. 151 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:59,178 Hey, what's up? Don't you knock before coming in to clean? 152 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,645 How about you? Lost anything here? 153 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:11,731 Is João Luís Segretto staying here, by any chance? 154 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,400 Yeah, he is! Why? 155 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,449 Hi, Carlos. 156 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:24,160 The meeting was moved to 9:30 because of Olacyr's schedule. 157 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,412 Where are you? 158 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,331 I'm coming, Carlos. 159 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,336 Focus on your work, your presentation. 160 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,420 Did you bust them? 161 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,715 - Don't bug me, Marion! - She did! 162 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,222 Alice, you're way late! 163 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,723 Everyone's already in the room! 164 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,185 Relax, Carlos, my tardiness is part of my tactics. 165 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,645 Only if it is suicidal! 166 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,860 Good morning. 167 00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,363 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 168 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:06,203 Gentlemen, what I have here isn't just our new line of toys. 169 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,705 I have the dream... 170 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:11,500 of millions of parents who want the best for their children! 171 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,378 Because for us, from Happy Toys, 172 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,256 a toy is never just a toy, 173 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:19,675 but what it represents 174 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,344 for the future of a child. 175 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,264 That's why, now, 176 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,808 I'll proudly introduce 177 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:33,814 our new Happy Earthworm line of toys! 178 00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,497 Is this the Happy Earthworm? 179 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,750 No, it is not! 180 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:56,378 Let me put this away, I don't know how that got... 181 00:13:57,171 --> 00:14:00,424 No... Let go of it, please! 182 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,264 FIRED 183 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,422 Sorry. This time it's my phone. 184 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458 Ah, sure, it had to be you! 185 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,127 What? 186 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,045 This stuff had to be yours! 187 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,338 - Wow! Where did you find that? - None of your business! 188 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:26,218 Your low-class little toys ruined my life! 189 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:31,140 Low-class, my ass! They're my working tools! I'm a sex pro. 190 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,474 I knew it! A call girl, of course. 191 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,854 Nope, I own a sex shop, baby. 192 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,403 Wait up, wait up! 193 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,488 Do you think you can come to my place, 194 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,740 judge me, offend me and just walk away? 195 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,534 I didn't offend you. Don't blame me. 196 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,370 - This is the image you convey. - What image? 197 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,873 I've never exchanged a word with you! 198 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,250 To the wise, half a word is enough. 199 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:03,672 Actually, half a word, half a skirt, half a blouse, half a cup. 200 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,756 To sum up, 201 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,302 the half things you wear that relay a whole image! 202 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:12,514 Careful, I may tell you the image you relay. 203 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,308 Feel free, honey! 204 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,188 You're unhappy, self-centered, 205 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:23,108 workaholic, neglectful of your home, your family, 206 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:26,653 who doesn't listen to anyone... and to top it all off: 207 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,532 who hasn't had great sex with your husband in years! 208 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:35,329 - Did I get it right? - You got it all wrong! 209 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,125 Alice... 210 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,668 No talk now! Where's Paulinho? 211 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,796 - Shower, but he isn't the problem. - Talk about a bad day! 212 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,423 Daughter, there's no denying your troubles. 213 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,884 - No man can handle it. - What? 214 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,221 A woman who only thinks about work 215 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,347 and worse, never thinks about sex! 216 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:58,017 Enough! I can't believe everything in life boils down to sex! 217 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,435 Emotional life... 218 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,312 What do you know about emotional dilemma? 219 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:06,693 You solve everything in bed, right? Love is not just sex, sex, and sex! 220 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,029 I can't stand this subject anymore! 221 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:12,073 Alice, I didn't help you find out about João 222 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,244 so you can learn what a jerk he is. 223 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:19,081 I did that to show you how wrong you are! 224 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,749 See you! 225 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,377 Daughter! 226 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,799 You're selfish, Maria Eduarda! 227 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,176 That's why I'm leaving! 228 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:16,805 You have no family nor friends anymore! 229 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:21,143 Now you don't have... my love anymore. 230 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,271 No! Don't go, Luis Eduardo! 231 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,399 I can't live happily alone! 232 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,192 Goodbye. 233 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,778 I can't be happy alone! 234 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,155 I can't... 235 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,407 Contrary to popular belief, 236 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,285 macaws aren't faithful to their partners. 237 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,787 The male can copulate with more than... 238 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,793 Come here, hunk! 239 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,135 You! Yes, I'm talking to you! 240 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,096 You! You self-centered person! 241 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,722 Helpless! Alone! 242 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,849 Unbalanced! Disoriented! 243 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,727 And probably unemployed! 244 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,312 Forgiving is the solution! 245 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,314 Forgive yourself! Forgive your neighbor! 246 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:13,320 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 247 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,199 Or do you want to go on alone? 248 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,491 Amen! 249 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,245 - What do you want? - I'm sorry! 250 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,707 - Marcela! - Marcela! 251 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,334 Marcela, I'm sorry. 252 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,335 - I did judge you! - Yeah. 253 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,755 I was dumb, prejudiced and mean. 254 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,882 - But... - You're right! I'm a workaholic. 255 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:39,846 I mistreat my mom, neglect my son and I must be crappy in bed! 256 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,598 My husband must be doing a hot blonde right now 257 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,018 and I haven't had a good night of sex since... 258 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,770 ever. 259 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,481 - Actually, I... - I wanna change my life 260 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,151 and I wanted to start by saying I'm sorry. 261 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,361 That's all. 262 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:59,199 My God! Hey, the meeting is over! 263 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,283 Bye! 264 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,498 How are you? Good night. 265 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,499 How are you? 266 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,504 Poor woman... 267 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:18,385 - Any of them live in the building? - All of them. Do you want some tea? 268 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,404 Sorry. 269 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:45,328 Sometimes I think the world is an orgy I was left out of! 270 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,831 I don't understand why people think of sex all the time! 271 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,417 That's not all life's about! 272 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:56,465 I'm gonna ask you something I ask all my clients. 273 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,301 Have you ever had an orgasm? 274 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,434 Of course! What kind of a woman's never had one? 275 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,312 Millions! Most women think they have, 276 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,231 but have never gotten even close. 277 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,567 Much less with their husbands. 278 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,196 I had one just with one man, to this day! 279 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,238 I handled it myself the other times. 280 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,282 But I've had one! 281 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,867 I've actually had many. 282 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,703 - So, anyway... - I love orgasms! 283 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,497 So, tell me, how is it? 284 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,125 What do you mean? 285 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:38,715 - Go. - What am I supposed to say? 286 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,467 Orgasm? Orgasm... 287 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:46,640 Well, it's an orgasm, right? You get goosebumps... 288 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,726 your body gets hot, right? 289 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,312 Like hotel showers. You know? 290 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:55,482 You're having a cold shower and the water gets hot... 291 00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,654 I don't know. Can you explain better? 292 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:05,325 I don't know... I don't know how I can explain any better. 293 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,245 Like Eastern-European movies! Have you ever seen one? 294 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:10,622 It's the peak of orgasm! 295 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,415 Like, the woman goes... 296 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:18,880 That high "aah"... 297 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:23,510 That's the peak of orgasm. 298 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,345 - Rollercoaster! - Rollercoaster? 299 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,891 Perfect. You're there, and you're going up... 300 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:33,395 You're up there, afraid, and then you go down. 301 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,314 Orgasm! I think that's it. 302 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:39,359 - No? - Gee. 303 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,319 Your case is worse than I thought. 304 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,446 Come with me. 305 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,585 A sex shop, Marcela? 306 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,837 I'm not going in, much less in that seedy shop. 307 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,798 Hey! That's mine! 308 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,800 Very good location, though. 309 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,556 What are you waiting for? 310 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,350 I'm not comfortable. They'll stare at me. 311 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,604 No way, come right in! 312 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,735 69 313 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:27,324 - You're client no. 69! - No, I'm not! 314 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,118 You've just won the "Hope Kit". 315 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:35,373 S, M, I, XL condoms and banana-flavored panties! 316 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,254 Turn it off, guys! 317 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,840 She's not even a client! Hey! Hello? 318 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,135 She's a guest! Get off her, Rosendo! 319 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,430 Sorry, Alice. This promotion is usually a hit. 320 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,434 - I can tell. - Good, huh? 321 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,770 It's great! 322 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,443 Wow! 323 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,612 Choose whatever you want! 324 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:12,786 Marcela, I don't think I'm "open enough" for that. 325 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,246 I suck at choosing! 326 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,291 Every woman is born "open enough" for that. 327 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,753 And you don't choose the dildo, the dildo does the choosing! 328 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,880 Quit being a square! 329 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,468 Open your mind! 330 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,514 Go for it, hotstuff! 331 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,434 Where have I gotten into... 332 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:42,315 My God, where would I stick this? 333 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,321 It's walking! OK, I get it! 334 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:53,076 Why is everything so big? 335 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:24,607 Oh, "Magic Rabbit Surprise". 336 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,694 Get off, Rosendo! 337 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:32,489 What's up? Who's this guy? 338 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,576 This critter came with the shop. 339 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,371 Here you are. Have fun! 340 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:40,622 Later. 341 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:54,554 Let's do it. 342 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:03,021 "Insert batteries under the bunny, between his legs." 343 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:06,565 OK. 344 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,403 "Turn him on under his little tale." 345 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,616 Got it. Some kind of bougie. 346 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,160 "Put him in a comfortable upright position, 347 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,413 "with his paws inside the..." Oh, no. 348 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:23,291 Come on! I have to please this rabbit now? 349 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,753 Wait up! I'm gonna do it my way. 350 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,174 My God... 351 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:36,638 Are you all right, Mom? 352 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,432 Yeah, sonny. 353 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,144 Mommy, daddy will come back! 354 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,063 He's just taking a break. 355 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,191 Son, sit down. 356 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,655 Maybe your dad is not coming back. 357 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:59,202 Maybe this "break" 358 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,581 is the beginning of new times. 359 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,208 Got it, Mom. 360 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,086 Can I sleep with you? 361 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,048 Are you afraid to sleep alone? 362 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,425 No, but you are, aren't you? 363 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,224 Tell me everything! Did you use it? 364 00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:25,728 - No. And I won't. - Yes, you will! 365 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,731 Nope! I have more important stuff to worry about. 366 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,067 I have to look for a job, send out résumés... 367 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:32,694 That's more urgent. 368 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:35,070 Nothing's more urgent than yourself! 369 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,823 You won't let slide your personal life again! 370 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,325 Relax, woman! 371 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:43,245 I can't relax with a bunny between my legs! 372 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,706 So the bunny is the problem? 373 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,375 Then let's get an original model! 374 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:48,501 Let's go clubbing and pick up some hot guys! Then let's get an original model! 375 00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:51,629 Let's go clubbing and pick up some hot guys! 376 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,715 What? No way, over my dead body! 377 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,469 JOÃO ASSWIPE CALLING 378 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,514 What time should I come? 379 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:06,394 - Stinking! - Does my breath stink? 380 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:09,022 No, dummy! The party's awesome! 381 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,274 The place is always exciting, huh? 382 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:15,403 - How long haven't you partied? - João and I went out often. 383 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,281 We used to have corn soup in Catete, you know? 384 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,491 Have you ever been there? 385 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,744 - No, but I'm dying to! - It's great. 386 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,538 Guys, Alice. Alice, guys! 387 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,124 Nice to meet you. 388 00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:32,419 Glad to meet you. 389 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,547 - Hi! - You are hot! 390 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:38,300 - Do you want some candy? - Oh, yes! 391 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,301 Yeah? 392 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,555 - Open your little mouth. - Strawberry? 393 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:46,684 - Yes! How about double dope? - You're nuts! 394 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:01,032 - Are you OK, girl? - Yeah, I am. 395 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,534 I am really high! 396 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,453 What did you drink? 397 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:08,790 Nothing, just some really sour candy. 398 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,042 You took ecstasy, crazy girl! 399 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:15,463 Now relax, huh? Relax and loosen up! 400 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:20,718 - Don't think about bad stuff! - Bad stuff? Why? 401 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:24,180 - Like what? - Forget about your husband! 402 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,307 And your mother, and your son! 403 00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:29,185 Work, loneliness, that kind of stuff! 404 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,063 You shouldn't have said that! 405 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:36,776 I'm as high as a kite! 406 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,486 Am I high? 407 00:29:58,006 --> 00:29:59,340 So, Alice, did it hit you? 408 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,343 - No, I'm OK. - Don't you feel anything? 409 00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:04,803 Nothing! No finger, no hand! 410 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:07,348 No arms, no legs, nothing. 411 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,357 I can't be deceived as a woman. 412 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:18,776 I always know who I'm dealing with. 413 00:30:19,736 --> 00:30:24,240 How about you? Tell me about you. Do you want to be a mother? 414 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,536 You are right! 415 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,788 A modern woman gotta have spare cash! 416 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,543 I couldn't agree more! 417 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,671 - Let's go, Alice. - You're a warrior. 418 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,132 Dammit, bad trip. Let's go home! 419 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:46,179 She's wonderful, Marcela! You're wonderful! 420 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:49,515 I'm sorry, lady. She's spaced out. 421 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,393 - I love you! - Stop it! 422 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,438 Wanna come with us? Ask her to come with us. 423 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,148 Stop it! 424 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:04,196 - I'm gonna pee in my pants! - You had it coming! 425 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:07,449 You didn't want to pee with me in that corner! 426 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:10,578 - Are you crazy? - What? 427 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,039 That was a cabstand! 428 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:16,042 You're crazy! 429 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,336 I'm crazy, Marcela! 430 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:20,296 It struck me! 431 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,173 I'm loving myself so much. 432 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:23,841 Some music. 433 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,183 I can make out 434 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,601 I can kick some balls 435 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:36,729 Now I just have to dream 436 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,856 I know where to go 437 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,317 You know how to live, girlfriend! 438 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:45,363 I want you like nobody else 439 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:49,075 I want you, God willing 440 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,578 I want you like you want me 441 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:55,748 I want you, I want you 442 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:01,336 I want you 443 00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:03,338 I can make out 444 00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:07,468 I can French-kiss, now... 445 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:23,651 Hey there, pussycat! I mean... 446 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:28,114 Hey there, bunny! 447 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,366 Do you come here often? 448 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:45,024 Poor thing. That never happened when Dad was here. 449 00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:47,610 Never ever! 450 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:25,356 - So, how did you like it? - I was awesome, Marcela! 451 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,149 I never felt that! 452 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:31,236 If that bunny sent me flowers I'd marry him! 453 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:33,239 It was magic. 454 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,366 I knew you'd like it. 455 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:38,911 I'm not kidding, you have a social obligation! 456 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:41,372 Every woman should try that! 457 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:45,209 Everyone should know what an orgasm is like. 458 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:49,505 - You have a gold mine! - No way, Alice! 459 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:51,549 I can barely make ends meet! 460 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:55,261 Excuse my honesty, but you're running it to the ground! 461 00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:57,263 You have to market better! 462 00:34:57,305 --> 00:35:00,558 I can help you. I'm a marketing expert! 463 00:35:00,683 --> 00:35:03,727 I've had a million ideas about how to market this! 464 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:06,271 I do the marketing here. Didn't you notice? 465 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,524 I created the "69 Promotion". 466 00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:12,069 Frankly, that promotion sucks. 467 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,112 I don't think so. 468 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,532 69! 469 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,161 69! 470 00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:25,290 OK, what are your ideas? 471 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,293 Welcome to SexDelícia, 472 00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:30,713 the virtual sex shop that brings you pleasure. 473 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,759 E-commerce? Wow, such a great idea, Einstein! 474 00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:36,801 Alice, we'll be competing 475 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,555 with about 5,000 better and bigger stores! 476 00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:41,514 Anyone can sell pleasure. 477 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:44,310 The question is: how do you deliver it? 478 00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:45,603 Look what I've done. 479 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:48,313 Get to know the exciting erotic product world 480 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:48,481 with total discretion and secrecy Get to know the exciting erotic product world 481 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,775 with total discretion and secrecy 482 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,317 in your home. 483 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,444 Home delivery? 484 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,321 Just dial this number 485 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:59,283 and one of our representatives will come to you. 486 00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:04,246 If you don't go to pleasure, pleasure will come to you. 487 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:16,383 Alice, no offense. Why'd I want that nonsense? 488 00:36:16,384 --> 00:36:19,135 You owe me! I lost my job because of you! 489 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:20,471 But I gave you an orgasm! 490 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:26,310 Nothing, Rosa. Go back to bed. 491 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:31,774 Marcela, I trusted you. Now you have to trust me. 492 00:36:31,816 --> 00:36:33,234 It will work! 493 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:36,612 I'll just have to click here, start advertising today 494 00:36:36,654 --> 00:36:38,322 and become your partner. 495 00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:42,784 SEND 496 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:46,329 I want some info on Whip 118. 497 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,331 We carry it, of course! 498 00:36:47,498 --> 00:36:50,835 - No, it may hurt! - That's why I want it, silly. 499 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:55,339 Do you have size-44 panties? 500 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,049 Sure! 501 00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,760 Go-go boys? We do awesome parties! 502 00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:02,346 - Any smaller size? - All sizes. 503 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,181 I want the big one. 504 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,100 What's that "shock feature"? 505 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:08,769 Does it have USB input? 506 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:10,396 Come now! Just ask me how! 507 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:23,701 Do you know what kind of people booked this visit? 508 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:27,329 Future loyal clients looking for more pleasure. 509 00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:29,290 Can I help you? 510 00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:31,083 Is your husband home? 511 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,335 Wrong address, I told you! 512 00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:34,378 Rub it, blow on it... Wrong address, I told you! 513 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,380 Rub it, blow on it... 514 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:37,839 And lick it. 515 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,259 - Lick it? - You gotta lick it. 516 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:42,386 Yum! 517 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:45,263 This is the anesthetic gel. 518 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,392 You can liberate every "play" area. 519 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,144 - Do you like it? - I do. 520 00:37:50,186 --> 00:37:52,145 Edible panties! 521 00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:54,106 Can I try it? 522 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:57,650 The strawberry ones are the top seller. Always! 523 00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:58,651 Delicious. 524 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,656 Ms. Alice! These flowers are for you! 525 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:03,699 Who sent them? 526 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,368 Dunno. I didn't read Mr. João's card. 527 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:13,292 "So? Have you thought about us? 528 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,420 How about going on a lunch date?" 529 00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,469 Ms. Alice, what a sin! 530 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,388 Flowers make life brighter! 531 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,225 And to garnish funerals. João's dead to me! 532 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,401 I'll never forgive João! 533 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:43,322 I should've slapped that bitch around! 534 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,658 Isn't anybody going to open this door? 535 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,326 I'll tell you something: 536 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:49,703 if I saw that bitch, I'd thrash her ass! 537 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,330 Right you are! 538 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,418 - Hi! Come in! - Hi, guys! 539 00:38:58,462 --> 00:38:59,462 Thanks. 540 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,477 It's her! She didn't recognize me! 541 00:39:13,644 --> 00:39:15,437 The slut João was doing! 542 00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:19,191 She's a pretty-ass slut. Grade A! 543 00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,402 Are you on her side or mine? 544 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,155 I should've brought that cutting S&M dildo for her. 545 00:39:25,281 --> 00:39:28,200 The girls are nearly killing each other! 546 00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:30,744 Girls, right? I can tell! 547 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:37,084 Denise, that woman over there. Who's she? 548 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,461 Daniele? She's beautiful, huh? 549 00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:41,755 - Everybody loves her. - What a looker! 550 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,425 - Marcela! - Sorry. 551 00:39:44,717 --> 00:39:46,385 Beautiful and everybody loves her. 552 00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:50,305 What good is being pretty if you're shallow and dumb? 553 00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:54,268 - Appearances can be deceiving. - That's not Dani's case. 554 00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:57,563 She's graduated in Art History, speaks 3 languages, 555 00:39:57,688 --> 00:39:59,815 she is a published writer. 556 00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:01,066 - What book? - Yeah! 557 00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:03,777 "Beauty Behind Appearances". 558 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,404 Daniele Santucci? 559 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,113 - I love her! - It's her! 560 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:09,450 - I know her! - Me, too! 561 00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:13,286 - Marcela, I'll go out. - Where? 562 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:15,247 I'll throw a jealous fit in the balcony. 563 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:21,044 - She's awesome! - Wonderful! 564 00:40:21,045 --> 00:40:23,422 I don't want to think about João! 565 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:27,343 Because he preferred to go back to his wife. 566 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:31,055 With that sorry husband talk, you know. 567 00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,432 "I still love my wife." 568 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,353 And then he told me he never wanted to see me anymore. 569 00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:41,523 And I promised myself I wouldn't fight about it! 570 00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:47,363 As they say: "Married man, double the jam." 571 00:40:48,364 --> 00:40:51,617 If he doesn't want me anymore, I don't, either. 572 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,079 Let him go back to his wife! 573 00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:10,594 Hey, do you really need to squeeze her like that? 574 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:13,638 Pilates requires a strong touch, Sorriso. 575 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,640 He's probing my limits! 576 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,643 I'm worried about "his" limits! 577 00:41:22,106 --> 00:41:25,651 - Mom, I gotta talk to you. - You remembered you have a mom? 578 00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:27,194 I need some advice. 579 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:29,321 Since when am I good for anything? 580 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:32,324 Come on, I do need to meet you! 581 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,786 Alice? Alice! 582 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,331 He left the blonde for you? 583 00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:40,457 - Mom! - I'm sorry. He left the blonde for you? 584 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,125 - Mom! - I'm sorry. 585 00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:45,713 I didn't mean it like that. Men are so undecided, right? 586 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,340 But did he really dump her? 587 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:51,552 He did. 588 00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:53,595 What should I do? 589 00:41:54,138 --> 00:41:56,598 - Do you still love him? - I don't know. 590 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,393 - Will you fight for him? - I don't know. 591 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,396 - Do you miss him? - I don't know, either! 592 00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:05,065 When can you tell you fell out of love? 593 00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:08,359 You always know when you don't love someone. 594 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,444 When you don't know, there is a problem. You always know when you don't love someone. 595 00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:12,156 When you don't know, there is a problem. 596 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,830 - Here we are. - Wow! What a mansion! 597 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,333 Wow, "asswipe" is powerful! 598 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,419 Don't call him that, Marcela. Take it easy. 599 00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,713 Softening up already? 600 00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:30,424 - You call him that. - No, I don't. 601 00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:32,718 You sure do. It's on your phone. 602 00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:38,390 No, João was right when he said I barely looked at him. 603 00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:42,394 To tell the truth, I don't even remember his face. 604 00:42:52,196 --> 00:42:55,699 Wow, he looks like a different man! 605 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:58,660 No, you're a brand new woman now! 606 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,910 - You look great. - You look gorgeous! 607 00:43:25,479 --> 00:43:26,480 Coming out great, huh? 608 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,398 Remember Joca? 609 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:31,610 - From school? - Exactly. 610 00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:33,278 This house is his. 611 00:43:34,488 --> 00:43:35,488 Good morning. 612 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,034 I wanna show you something. 613 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:41,078 That's the master bedroom. 614 00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:43,997 It'll be a Japanese suite. 615 00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:46,542 Ofuro and all that jazz. Corny, huh? 616 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:48,794 But Joca is the client. 617 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:50,337 He's the boss. 618 00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:54,258 - So? - What? 619 00:43:55,509 --> 00:44:01,265 - Don't you have anything to tell me? - No. "I" have nothing to tell you. 620 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,516 - Are you sure, Alice? - Sure I am! 621 00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:05,602 I have nothing to tell you! 622 00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:07,645 Damn. 623 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:11,316 You mean you couldn't take a minute of your life, 624 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,611 a minute of your precious work to think about us? 625 00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:17,364 Is it too much to wonder if you missed me? 626 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:18,574 How about you? 627 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:20,533 - You first. - No, you! 628 00:44:20,534 --> 00:44:23,035 You wouldn't listen to me! You just left! 629 00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:26,373 You left me a message! You screwed up first! 630 00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:28,584 So, I have the right to know first! 631 00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:31,086 Did you miss me? 632 00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,255 Or not? 633 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,468 Does this answer your question? 634 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:48,562 What's that, João? 635 00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:52,357 The same Prosecco of our honeymoon. 636 00:44:53,567 --> 00:44:55,402 That Prosecco sucked. 637 00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:57,696 It still does. 638 00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,241 Remember our song? 639 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,662 João, what are you driving at? 640 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:08,832 - Come here, come here. - I don't want to! 641 00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:12,586 Can you see that boat? 642 00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:19,343 Joca bought it just to impress his hot girlfriend. 643 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:22,429 My dream is to have a boat like that... 644 00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:25,349 - and sail around. - With a hot blonde. 645 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:27,392 No, dummy! 646 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:29,645 - With you. - Stop it. 647 00:45:30,687 --> 00:45:34,274 Remember that trip I wanted to take with you? 648 00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:37,361 João. No, stop! 649 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,821 That's not right! Quit it! Get off me! 650 00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:44,367 Alice. 651 00:45:45,369 --> 00:45:48,621 I don't want to reach my 40s 652 00:45:48,622 --> 00:45:52,042 trying to impress 20-year-old girls. 653 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:53,752 That's not me! 654 00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:56,588 I don't want to be a Joca! 655 00:45:58,632 --> 00:46:00,342 I wanna fix things up with you. 656 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,637 In all regards. 657 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:09,393 Love. Attention. 658 00:46:11,395 --> 00:46:13,355 - Sex... - I had an orgasm. 659 00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:15,107 - Now? - No. 660 00:46:15,148 --> 00:46:16,566 - With another guy? - No! 661 00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:18,193 I had it alone. 662 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:22,405 For the first time, I know what a real orgasm is like! 663 00:46:22,406 --> 00:46:24,157 So you've never had one with me? 664 00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,201 I have! No, I haven't. 665 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,661 Ouch! 666 00:46:40,257 --> 00:46:41,675 Goddamn! 667 00:46:45,512 --> 00:46:48,180 If Joca finds out... 668 00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:50,434 Screw him! You're thinking of Joca now? 669 00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:58,108 This bed is kinda noisy. 670 00:46:58,650 --> 00:46:59,650 It sure is. 671 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:08,827 It's wonderful. 672 00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:12,456 Wanna get back to me? 673 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:17,419 Let me think about it... 674 00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:19,296 Can I answer it my way? 675 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,266 Partying hard, huh? 676 00:47:44,071 --> 00:47:45,697 I've missed our car. 677 00:47:51,495 --> 00:47:52,537 Sonny! 678 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,749 - Guess who's here? - Dad! 679 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:01,254 I've missed you, kiddo! 680 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:04,424 - I have a surprise for you. - No kidding? 681 00:48:05,509 --> 00:48:08,511 - Another boat! - Cool, isn't it? 682 00:48:08,512 --> 00:48:09,554 Looks good, doesn't it? 683 00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:14,684 - I'm glad you've made up. - Is it obvious? 684 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:17,437 From a mile away! 685 00:48:43,046 --> 00:48:45,257 Hello? Hi. 686 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:49,469 Yes, I place the orders. Who's speaking, please? 687 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:52,556 - Alice? - 10 pieces of each product. 688 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:53,597 Alice! 689 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,811 See if there are more in the stock. 690 00:48:59,271 --> 00:49:02,482 - I need to tell you something! - No, you don't. 691 00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:03,525 I'll tell you: 692 00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:07,612 you felt like arguing, and he felt like making up. 693 00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:10,281 You played hard to get and he acted romantic. 694 00:49:10,282 --> 00:49:12,826 He said he can't live without you and you bought it. 695 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,744 Neither of you had the guts to say... 696 00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:17,329 This Paquita is gorgeous! 697 00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:19,582 After all, what matters is that you're fine 698 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:23,128 for the sake of love and family peace. Am I right? 699 00:49:24,171 --> 00:49:28,341 Don't blame me for loving João and wanting to save my marriage. 700 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,261 I'm not like you, I don't know... 701 00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:33,513 how to vary my menu. 702 00:49:33,597 --> 00:49:35,348 "Vary my menu?" 703 00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:37,642 I haven't had sex in two years. 704 00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:38,852 Two years? 705 00:49:39,436 --> 00:49:41,354 But I see you dating a lot of guys! 706 00:49:41,396 --> 00:49:44,107 They're just friends. And they're all gay. 707 00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:47,360 Fags galore! 708 00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:52,782 - Who made you so cold? - Who told you someone did it? 709 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:57,204 Marcela, I may be inexperienced, but I'm a woman. 710 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,371 Who's the guy? 711 00:49:59,372 --> 00:50:00,624 His name is Raul. 712 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:05,378 He was the best, the hottest and the most... 713 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,840 - happily married. - OK. 714 00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:12,384 We could have worked out, but not every man 715 00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:14,888 can take a woman who sells pleasure for a living. 716 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:17,807 They hate it if we know more than they do in bed. 717 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:19,684 I think that's bullshit. 718 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:21,393 - You do? - Yeah. 719 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:24,397 Have you told João what line of work you're in? 720 00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:26,106 João? 721 00:50:28,652 --> 00:50:30,153 No, but... 722 00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:32,697 I'll tell him in a way he'll take it fine. 723 00:50:38,245 --> 00:50:40,080 What kind of a joke is this, Alice? 724 00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:41,748 What the hell... 725 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:47,128 - Where are we? A new sex motel? - You'll see soon enough. 726 00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:51,341 Get out of here! 727 00:50:51,841 --> 00:50:55,052 Where are we? I don't know whether I like it. 728 00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:56,428 - Wait, wait. - What? 729 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,472 Wait! 730 00:50:57,639 --> 00:50:59,140 Calm down. 731 00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:01,726 It's not what you think. 732 00:51:02,227 --> 00:51:04,187 Just see it with your very eyes. 733 00:51:04,271 --> 00:51:05,271 Go. 734 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,482 Presto! 735 00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:12,195 - A sex shop? - Yeah. 736 00:51:12,404 --> 00:51:17,409 Can you believe a sex shop can bring in about $40,000 a month? 737 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:22,705 I can see you have penis rings. 738 00:51:22,706 --> 00:51:25,208 Sure. We have this model. 739 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:30,255 Yeah, but I need a bigger one. 740 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,465 Oh, yeah? Well... 741 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,051 We have these ones, too. 742 00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:38,221 I don't think you understand. 743 00:51:38,722 --> 00:51:42,475 I need one this big. 744 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,270 - Got it? - Wow. 745 00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:48,231 Your wife must be very lucky! 746 00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:52,485 Yeah. If I were married. 747 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:58,324 I'd never want my wife to work at a place like this! 748 00:51:58,325 --> 00:51:59,409 Let's go, Alice. 749 00:51:59,451 --> 00:52:00,744 - Let's go. - Wait. 750 00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:10,503 - Hey, neighbors! - Hi. 751 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,839 - Going up? - No, down. 752 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:15,759 - We're in the garage. - Sure! 753 00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:20,722 Hello? Hi, Rosendo. 754 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,224 You can't find pepper gel? 755 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:24,476 But who received it? 756 00:52:24,768 --> 00:52:25,810 Alice? 757 00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:29,314 - Alice Gaúcha? - What a Coincidence! 758 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:31,316 I can't talk right now. 759 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:33,818 Call Alice, she must know where it is. 760 00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:35,445 Talk to you later. Bye. 761 00:52:37,030 --> 00:52:38,281 Coworkers. 762 00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:42,535 I know how it is. Yes, I do know! 763 00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,248 - Answer, hon. - It's not mine. 764 00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:49,375 Your bag is ringing. 765 00:52:49,376 --> 00:52:51,377 Who told you? 766 00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,337 - No, it's not. - That ringtone is annoying. 767 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,173 It's not mine. 768 00:52:56,758 --> 00:52:58,551 - It's coming from there. - It's not! 769 00:52:58,593 --> 00:53:00,387 - There! - OK. 770 00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:04,224 Hello, I'm in the elevator, call back later. 771 00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:23,368 I swear I tried, but I couldn't. 772 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,621 It's too new for João, even for me! 773 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,375 - Are you listening? - I'm sorry, Alice. 774 00:53:31,501 --> 00:53:34,337 I'm trying these new great panties. 775 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:37,381 It's called "SingSex", it vibrates to music. 776 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:40,427 - You have to try it. - I can't waste my time with that. 777 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:44,305 But João would love seeing you in one of these. 778 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:53,440 Does this really work? 779 00:53:53,606 --> 00:53:54,774 Oh, it does! 780 00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:59,237 Wow! 781 00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:06,119 So good! Hey, João! 782 00:54:06,703 --> 00:54:08,371 What a coincidence, huh? 783 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,540 Our song was playing. 784 00:54:10,874 --> 00:54:11,874 Great! 785 00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:15,627 It's just to let you know I'm stuck with a client 786 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:17,629 - and I can't go. - Where to? 787 00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:19,381 What do you mean? Paulinho's game! 788 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:22,343 - It's the final! You're not there yet? - Was it today? 789 00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:48,286 Good afternoon, everyone! 790 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:51,331 I'm really glad to see our whole family 791 00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:54,666 and our dear little players who'll compete in this championship. 792 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,670 This is Vasco, from Grade 2B. 793 00:55:00,632 --> 00:55:05,470 And representing Flamengo, the Grade A team! 794 00:55:06,763 --> 00:55:10,767 Now we'll hear the anthems of the teams. 795 00:55:19,192 --> 00:55:22,278 Let's sing from our hearts 796 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:26,157 The Maltese Cross is my flag 797 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:29,661 You bear the name of a heroic Portuguese 798 00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:33,331 Vasco da Gama, that's how you made your fame 799 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:37,043 Your numerous supporters are very merry 800 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:40,505 From North to South across Brazil 801 00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:44,216 Your star shines down on Earth 802 00:55:44,217 --> 00:55:47,887 Lights up the sea 803 00:55:59,232 --> 00:56:00,400 Vasco! 804 00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:06,823 Now Flamengo's anthem. 805 00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:10,660 If you go Flamengo 806 00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,453 You'll remain Flamengo 807 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,331 I'll always be Flamengo 808 00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:19,377 It's my biggest pleasure to see it shine 809 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,378 Be it on land 810 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:22,338 Or at sea 811 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,716 Win, win, win 812 00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:26,508 Once Flamengo 813 00:56:26,509 --> 00:56:28,385 Flamengo to death 814 00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:30,763 In regattas, it kills me, mistreats me 815 00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,223 It stopped! 816 00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:35,350 Why did it stop? Why did it stop? 817 00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:35,393 Why did it stop? Son! Why did it stop? Why did it stop? 818 00:56:35,394 --> 00:56:37,395 Why did it stop? Son! 819 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,521 I love you! 820 00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,776 See? Some women do love soccer, too! 821 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:50,490 What's so funny? 822 00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:54,412 - I loved it today. - Yeah, right. 823 00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:55,788 You lost. 824 00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:59,250 Yeah, but at least you were there! 825 00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:01,294 And you cheered more than anyone else. 826 00:57:01,794 --> 00:57:03,588 You were never there before. 827 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,380 Sonny... 828 00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,343 I'm sorry, OK? 829 00:57:09,302 --> 00:57:12,430 Your mom knew nothing about being a boy. 830 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:16,392 Soccer, video games, boats... 831 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:19,729 You and your dad get along so well, I feel like a 5th wheel. 832 00:57:20,813 --> 00:57:26,444 Hey, believe me, I'm always supporting you. 833 00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:39,332 Mr. Peregrino! Turn it down. 834 00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:45,338 Just the little finger 835 00:57:45,838 --> 00:57:46,839 Just the thumb 836 00:57:47,382 --> 00:57:48,591 Oh, no 837 00:57:49,759 --> 00:57:53,262 It got there, got there, got there 838 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,597 Delicious 839 00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:56,391 Oh, no 840 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,280 Oh, my God! 841 00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:21,582 João? Rosa? 842 00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,853 Oh, Ms. Alice, I'm so ashamed! 843 00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:44,397 Don't tell that to anyone, OK? 844 00:58:44,856 --> 00:58:47,150 But don't tell João, OK, Rosa? 845 00:58:48,735 --> 00:58:50,653 - Hi! - Hey, hon! 846 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:53,156 Where have you been, Rosa? 847 00:58:53,364 --> 00:58:55,366 I just called and no one answered. 848 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:58,828 I was steeping the beans. 849 00:58:58,870 --> 00:58:59,870 Yeah. 850 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:02,665 That robe's mine, isn't it? 851 00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:06,502 Stop bugging Rosa, João! 852 00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:09,714 Let her be. I gave her your robe. 853 00:59:09,756 --> 00:59:13,843 And I gave her some old clothes of mine I don't wear anymore. 854 00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:16,471 - Excuse me. I'm sorry, OK? - Never mind. 855 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:18,139 I hope you like it. 856 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,016 Rosa, where's my juice? 857 00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:21,350 I got it. 858 00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,353 I've made a reservation at Borsalino. 859 00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:26,272 - Why? - What do you mean? 860 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,441 Our wedding anniversary! Did you forget? 861 00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:31,234 Of course not. It's on the 8th. 862 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,403 On the 10th. 863 00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:36,157 Our anniversary is on the 10th! 864 00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:39,201 - What are you thinking? - I'm sorry. 865 00:59:39,202 --> 00:59:41,412 - I do my best. - No, Alice. 866 00:59:42,205 --> 00:59:43,414 You do what you want! 867 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:48,419 It's different. 868 00:59:54,467 --> 00:59:56,594 Please, be patient. 869 00:59:56,636 --> 00:59:58,763 My partner is never this late. 870 00:59:59,472 --> 01:00:02,391 Ma'am, I'm asking you to open your bag. 871 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:05,310 Honey, you don't want to know what's in here. 872 01:00:05,311 --> 01:00:05,478 - Let me go. - We don't have all day! Honey, you don't want to know what's in here. 873 01:00:05,479 --> 01:00:07,396 - Let me go. - We don't have all day! 874 01:00:07,438 --> 01:00:08,523 Open that bag already! 875 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:11,484 Are you sure? Are you sure? OK. 876 01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:17,739 This is for your hysterics! This is for you. 877 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:19,575 You look like you do it in your socks! 878 01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:22,245 This is for your son. 879 01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:23,704 Open this door! Open up! 880 01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:28,416 What did you bring this bag here for, you nuts? 881 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:31,462 You're right, I have no inclination for this. 882 01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:34,006 I made my son lie to my husband, 883 01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:35,341 I almost killed my maid 884 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,552 and I'm about to lose my husband again. 885 01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:42,223 I can't do it. I'm out of this business. 886 01:00:43,766 --> 01:00:46,561 - What's that? - Our monthly profit. 887 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,479 - Our profit? - Yes. 888 01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:50,021 Wow! 889 01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:54,068 - I've never seen so many zeros! - I know. Me, neither. 890 01:00:54,235 --> 01:00:56,529 The manager wants to lend me more money! 891 01:00:56,571 --> 01:01:00,074 First time ever! I don't know what to do with all this money! 892 01:01:00,116 --> 01:01:03,244 I do! Let's reinvest by increasing the sales team. 893 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,288 I can train the girls. I can do it. 894 01:01:05,538 --> 01:01:07,331 Shall we take the loan? 895 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:11,209 I thought you were calling it quits? 896 01:01:11,210 --> 01:01:12,837 Did I say that? 897 01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:14,796 Hi! 898 01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:32,063 Alice, we have another applicant. 899 01:01:32,064 --> 01:01:33,316 Great, where is she? 900 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,403 - Marion? - My child? 901 01:01:37,486 --> 01:01:40,323 - What are you doing here? - You tell me first. 902 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:42,116 I saw the ad on the door. 903 01:01:42,158 --> 01:01:44,326 You keep saying I'm retired and have too much free time, 904 01:01:44,327 --> 01:01:45,327 so I've decided to look for a job. You keep saying I'm retired and have too much free time, 905 01:01:45,328 --> 01:01:47,329 so I've decided to look for a job. 906 01:01:47,330 --> 01:01:50,708 Now, what are you doing here? 907 01:01:53,169 --> 01:01:55,338 Cute! 908 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:58,340 - Is it made of silicone? - Put that away, please. 909 01:01:58,341 --> 01:02:01,092 "Vibrator". What is this for? 910 01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:02,344 Will you stop that? 911 01:02:02,345 --> 01:02:04,387 I need to know the products I'll sell. 912 01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:06,349 But we won't hire you. 913 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:09,185 - Aren't you the owner? - Partner! 914 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:11,395 I can't help you. 915 01:02:11,437 --> 01:02:14,649 That's prejudice against senior citizens. I could report you. 916 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,816 I just don't want to have to explain to you 917 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:20,111 how to use Thai Balls, you know? 918 01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:22,572 No need. I've used it with Sorriso. 919 01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:23,615 He loves it! 920 01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:24,575 Oh, no! 921 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,451 I don't want to picture that! 922 01:02:26,452 --> 01:02:28,663 That would derange even Freud! 923 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:31,123 I want you very far from here. Please! 924 01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:33,834 OK, if that's how you want it, so be it. 925 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:37,379 I know I'm not an efficient professional, 926 01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,381 dedicated, educated 927 01:02:39,382 --> 01:02:41,591 - and chic like you. - That's not it. 928 01:02:41,592 --> 01:02:45,054 But my daughter is and I'm very proud of her. 929 01:02:45,721 --> 01:02:48,432 Alice, regardless of what you do, 930 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:52,770 I'll always support you. And let me give you a piece of advice. 931 01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:57,191 I think you should tell your husband what you do. 932 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,359 And risk losing my marriage? 933 01:02:59,360 --> 01:02:59,443 Come on, daughter. You can't have it all. And risk losing my marriage? 934 01:02:59,444 --> 01:03:03,405 Come on, daughter. You can't have it all. 935 01:03:03,406 --> 01:03:03,445 Come on, daughter. You can't have it all. Right? 936 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,446 Right? 937 01:03:06,325 --> 01:03:09,078 Your mom made you feel embarrassed? Come on! 938 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,162 Wouldn't you? 939 01:03:11,414 --> 01:03:15,126 Of course not. She left me her shop when I was 16. 940 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,669 She left you a sex shop? 941 01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:21,674 Actually, it was a gay bar. I turned it into a sex shop. 942 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:25,344 That explains why you're so sure of your sexuality, mature, 943 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,430 not afraid of anything... 944 01:03:27,763 --> 01:03:30,224 Marcela? Marcela? 945 01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:31,434 Down here! 946 01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,852 Are you nuts? 947 01:03:33,019 --> 01:03:35,437 Raul is here, I don't want him to see me! 948 01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:38,274 - Where's he? - Over there! With that lady! 949 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:41,694 Wow, he's so hot! 950 01:03:41,777 --> 01:03:46,365 No! The other one, in a blue polo shirt! 951 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:49,284 I don't want him to see me alone. 952 01:03:49,285 --> 01:03:50,453 It's humiliating. 953 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:56,709 Wow. He's... nice. 954 01:04:00,296 --> 01:04:01,713 He's a hurricane in bed! 955 01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:03,840 But you're 10 times hotter than that girl! 956 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:06,510 - Marcela, get up! - Let me go! 957 01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:10,014 Hi. She's lost an earring. 958 01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:16,269 Alice, I have to sneak out! Please! 959 01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:16,479 I beg you, help me to sneak out! Alice, I have to sneak out! Please! 960 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,148 I beg you, help me to sneak out! 961 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:21,442 OK, let me think. 962 01:04:25,571 --> 01:04:28,240 He's going to the bathroom. Go, go, go! 963 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:46,674 Hi. 964 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,720 What the hell... Who are you? 965 01:04:49,762 --> 01:04:51,054 It doesn't matter. 966 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,807 Nobody asked me to do this, 967 01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:55,433 but I owe a friend a great deal 968 01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:58,228 and I have to tell you you've lost a great woman! 969 01:04:58,229 --> 01:05:00,021 - You're Rebeca's friend. - Rebeca, my ass! 970 01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:02,483 - I'm talking about Marcela! - Marcela? 971 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:04,276 - How is she doing? - Bad. 972 01:05:04,777 --> 01:05:08,071 I have to tell you she still thinks of you 973 01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:11,492 and that she's never been fully happy with another man. 974 01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:15,329 - Did she tell you that? - No. I know it and so do you! 975 01:05:15,538 --> 01:05:17,288 I bet you dumped her 976 01:05:17,289 --> 01:05:17,331 because you thought she was too much for your... little toy. I bet you dumped her 977 01:05:17,332 --> 01:05:22,253 because you thought she was too much for your... little toy. 978 01:05:22,294 --> 01:05:24,130 But I'll tell you what: she's not. 979 01:05:24,213 --> 01:05:26,799 And we never had this talk. 980 01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:29,301 I'll never understand women. 981 01:05:30,553 --> 01:05:31,846 Me, neither. 982 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,474 Hey, size doesn't... 983 01:05:46,402 --> 01:05:49,320 OK, Mrs. Lourdes, I'll see what I can do. 984 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:51,114 - Bye. - Who was it? 985 01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:53,659 That old hag from 904. 986 01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:56,327 We sold her a strap-on 987 01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:59,123 and now she says the strap won't fasten. 988 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:01,583 But I really need to work out! 989 01:06:01,584 --> 01:06:03,502 I sold it. I'll handle it. 990 01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:06,338 It works in your hands, but not strapped on. 991 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:08,549 I'll demonstrate it on you. 992 01:06:08,591 --> 01:06:11,134 - No! What the hell! - OK. OK, OK. 993 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:12,344 I'll demonstrate it on myself. 994 01:06:13,554 --> 01:06:16,556 You strap it and pull it above the hip 995 01:06:16,557 --> 01:06:18,350 to strengthen up. 996 01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,102 See? I told you! 997 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:22,354 - How will I unfasten this? - Lourdes! 998 01:06:22,521 --> 01:06:25,149 - My husband woke up. - Your husband's home? 999 01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:28,652 - Hi. - Hello. 1000 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,155 I didn't know we had visitors. 1001 01:06:31,197 --> 01:06:32,615 She's leaving now. 1002 01:06:33,324 --> 01:06:34,324 Am I? 1003 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:54,845 I'll use the stairs. Thanks. 1004 01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:02,353 Hi, lady. I'm sorry. 1005 01:07:05,147 --> 01:07:08,817 Pick up, Marcela. Answer it! 1006 01:07:11,153 --> 01:07:13,072 - Alice? - Hi, hon! 1007 01:07:14,406 --> 01:07:16,742 - Honey? - I'm coming! 1008 01:07:19,411 --> 01:07:20,411 Are you in the bathroom? 1009 01:07:26,252 --> 01:07:28,587 You remembered our anniversary, huh? 1010 01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:32,173 - Did I? Oh, yes, I did. - I want to see my gift. 1011 01:07:32,174 --> 01:07:34,426 What is it going to be? 1012 01:07:35,386 --> 01:07:36,386 What the hell! 1013 01:07:37,263 --> 01:07:39,681 - What the hell is that, Alice? - Calm down. 1014 01:07:39,682 --> 01:07:43,269 - I can explain. - What the hell is that? 1015 01:07:44,186 --> 01:07:45,604 It's not what you think! 1016 01:07:45,646 --> 01:07:48,523 - Let me talk. - I don't know what I think. 1017 01:07:48,524 --> 01:07:50,150 - Let me explain! - Get off! 1018 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:51,442 - Get off me! - OK. 1019 01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:53,445 Get the hell off me! 1020 01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:54,737 Let me explain! 1021 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:56,448 - Stay there! - João! 1022 01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,367 - Listen to me! - Stop right there! 1023 01:07:58,409 --> 01:08:01,244 - There. - Wait! 1024 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,871 I'm going to ask you something. 1025 01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:07,209 Never ever chase me again... with that thing. 1026 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,710 I just want to explain! 1027 01:08:08,711 --> 01:08:10,796 Explain, but from a distance! 1028 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:12,715 OK? From a distance. 1029 01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:16,427 - And turn around. - OK, I get it! 1030 01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:18,720 What's wrong with you, Alice? 1031 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:22,725 What did you mean to do with that? 1032 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:23,851 - Me? - Yeah. 1033 01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:27,104 I couldn't get it off. 1034 01:08:27,354 --> 01:08:29,105 But why did you put it on? 1035 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:31,317 Because... 1036 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:36,237 I didn't want our relationship to go cold again. 1037 01:08:36,238 --> 01:08:38,114 - What? - It's just a toy! 1038 01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:40,158 So play with it alone! 1039 01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,119 Because I have a toy that's just like that. 1040 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,122 Frankly, I don't understand you. 1041 01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:46,748 When you don't think of work, you think of sex! 1042 01:08:46,749 --> 01:08:52,712 Are these the only two things life is about? Life's more than that! 1043 01:08:52,713 --> 01:08:54,756 I gotta tell you something about my job. 1044 01:08:54,757 --> 01:08:56,133 I don't care! 1045 01:08:56,300 --> 01:09:00,220 If you ever want to talk about us, 1046 01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:01,722 then I'll listen to you. 1047 01:09:02,348 --> 01:09:06,894 I'm honestly not in the mood to talk about your job today! 1048 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:10,271 Good night! I'll sleep in the couch. 1049 01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:11,272 Why? 1050 01:09:13,025 --> 01:09:14,818 - For safety. - OK. 1051 01:09:16,362 --> 01:09:17,780 - Move, move! - Let me talk. 1052 01:09:22,534 --> 01:09:23,786 My God. 1053 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,294 - I'll leave it here. - Ok. 1054 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,088 I'll get some more. 1055 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:37,383 Did you tell João everything? 1056 01:09:37,508 --> 01:09:42,638 No. It was not the right time. There were some mishaps. 1057 01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:44,807 - What mishaps? - Never mind. 1058 01:09:46,809 --> 01:09:49,395 So, I have this friend... 1059 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:55,150 - His wife is a little bit... - Yeah. 1060 01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:57,486 - He talked about his wife... - Your friend, right? 1061 01:09:57,778 --> 01:10:00,406 He says his wife is acting weird. 1062 01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:05,494 She brought some weird objects to bed. 1063 01:10:05,536 --> 01:10:09,331 I'll tell him next week after the erotic fair, without fail. 1064 01:10:09,373 --> 01:10:13,669 Marcela and I got a stand for Sex Delicious at Erotika Fair. 1065 01:10:14,628 --> 01:10:19,174 Can I go as a guest? I swear I won't get in the way! 1066 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,427 I'm not inviting you. 1067 01:10:24,221 --> 01:10:27,683 You're going as my employee. 1068 01:10:30,853 --> 01:10:34,606 You say I'm a workaholic, but you taught me that, you know. 1069 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:37,568 I've never forgotten how hard you worked to raise me, 1070 01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:39,361 to put me through school... 1071 01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:41,196 So, that's the least I can do. 1072 01:10:41,447 --> 01:10:44,450 I want you to be with us at the fair tomorrow. 1073 01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,368 You can count on me. 1074 01:10:47,578 --> 01:10:50,288 It'll be a pleasure to work with my daughter. 1075 01:10:50,289 --> 01:10:50,414 It'll be a pleasure, Mom. It'll be a pleasure to work with my daughter. 1076 01:10:50,415 --> 01:10:53,500 It'll be a pleasure, Mom. 1077 01:10:58,255 --> 01:10:59,381 Will you tell Sorriso? 1078 01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:03,510 Over my dead body. 1079 01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:10,559 Tell your friend that's easy to solve. 1080 01:11:10,601 --> 01:11:14,313 A man can't let a woman boss him around in bed. 1081 01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:15,606 - No? - No. 1082 01:11:15,647 --> 01:11:18,525 Because soon enough she'll boss him around everywhere. 1083 01:11:18,901 --> 01:11:21,653 If she brings a toy, 1084 01:11:22,488 --> 01:11:24,156 you should bring two. 1085 01:11:24,364 --> 01:11:27,618 If she brings a whip, you should bring a halter. 1086 01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:29,620 - Come on! - I'm telling you, young man! 1087 01:11:29,745 --> 01:11:30,745 Tell you what: 1088 01:11:31,038 --> 01:11:33,248 while the woman's planting peanuts, 1089 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:35,209 the man has to bring the peanut butter. 1090 01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:38,295 Amazing! I think I'm stuck in time. 1091 01:11:39,171 --> 01:11:43,425 I know a great mind-recycling place. 1092 01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:44,510 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1093 01:11:55,521 --> 01:11:58,148 Perfect, Rosendo. Perfect! 1094 01:11:58,190 --> 01:12:00,526 Fabiana, honey. Put this couch over there. 1095 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:03,487 Way over There. Yeah, like that. Great! 1096 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:06,865 Marcela? 1097 01:12:11,745 --> 01:12:12,745 Raul? 1098 01:12:14,665 --> 01:12:17,376 Wow, you here? What a surprise! 1099 01:12:25,634 --> 01:12:28,720 Would you like to have breakfast with me? 1100 01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,722 I can't right now. 1101 01:12:31,557 --> 01:12:32,599 No way. 1102 01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:35,519 I can come back later, we can have lunch. 1103 01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:39,356 She can go. We'll take turns at lunchtime. 1104 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:44,444 OK, then. We'll have lunch. 1105 01:12:45,112 --> 01:12:46,613 I'll come back later 1106 01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:48,448 and we'll have lunch. 1107 01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:53,787 - You know Raul? - No. 1108 01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:56,623 But I thought he was so cute. 1109 01:12:57,374 --> 01:12:58,375 He is, isn't he? 1110 01:13:08,302 --> 01:13:09,761 They think they're ♪ 1, huh? 1111 01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:12,347 Their stand is the most crowded at lunch. 1112 01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,516 Not anymore, that's about to change. 1113 01:13:14,808 --> 01:13:16,560 Rosendo, let it rip! 1114 01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:19,688 Ladies and gentlemen, 1115 01:13:19,689 --> 01:13:22,399 let's give a big hand to the Luggage Girls! 1116 01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:34,304 I can't believe you brought me to... an erotic fair! 1117 01:14:34,346 --> 01:14:37,307 What's wrong with it? Don't be prejudiced! 1118 01:14:37,349 --> 01:14:38,684 It's a fair like any other! 1119 01:14:43,105 --> 01:14:44,690 Wanna open your mind or not? 1120 01:14:44,731 --> 01:14:47,733 You liked it, huh? Yeah! 1121 01:14:47,734 --> 01:14:50,487 You! Look at her face. You can be one of us. 1122 01:14:50,654 --> 01:14:54,282 Because here profit is a sure thing 1123 01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:58,161 and pleasure, baby, 1124 01:14:58,286 --> 01:15:01,288 is guaranteed! 1125 01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:04,250 We'll demonstrate our products. 1126 01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:07,337 Girls, let's do it! Music, DJ! 1127 01:15:10,215 --> 01:15:13,343 Just the little finger 1128 01:15:17,472 --> 01:15:18,724 Just the thumb 1129 01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:23,353 What's your number, bunny? 1130 01:15:24,438 --> 01:15:27,733 The girls that get into this are all sluts. 1131 01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,526 All of them. 1132 01:15:29,735 --> 01:15:31,737 I'm going to ask you something! 1133 01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:35,365 Go, go, go limp! 1134 01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:39,536 That old lady in a mask there... 1135 01:15:39,828 --> 01:15:41,287 Just the little fingers 1136 01:15:41,288 --> 01:15:43,165 Ridiculous! 1137 01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:45,541 Marion? 1138 01:15:46,376 --> 01:15:47,376 Marion? 1139 01:15:49,379 --> 01:15:51,339 - Alice? - João? 1140 01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:54,634 - That's Alice! - It's not what you think, João! 1141 01:15:56,678 --> 01:15:57,678 João! 1142 01:16:12,194 --> 01:16:15,363 João! João! 1143 01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:17,782 João! 1144 01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:21,243 João! 1145 01:16:39,429 --> 01:16:40,429 João? 1146 01:16:41,556 --> 01:16:44,351 - João? - He's left. 1147 01:16:44,392 --> 01:16:46,019 Anything wrong, Ms. Alice? 1148 01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:48,063 Everything that couldn't happen. 1149 01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:50,607 - Do you know where he is? - No, where? 1150 01:16:50,732 --> 01:16:52,692 No, I'm asking you, you crazy woman! 1151 01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:56,363 I don't know. He got home, talked on the phone 1152 01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:59,199 - grabbed a bag and left. - Do you know who he talked to? 1153 01:16:59,324 --> 01:17:02,786 I just heard him say something about a "frat". 1154 01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:04,412 - "Frat"? - Yeah. 1155 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:06,413 I heard him say: 1156 01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,500 "See you at the 'frat'". 1157 01:17:09,376 --> 01:17:10,669 At the flat? 1158 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:19,218 - Alice? - Yes, it's me. 1159 01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,387 Surprised I know about your sex pad? 1160 01:17:21,388 --> 01:17:22,588 - What the hell? - Where's she? 1161 01:17:23,265 --> 01:17:24,266 Wait! 1162 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,433 What right do you have to come here 1163 01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:27,518 after all you did? 1164 01:17:27,519 --> 01:17:31,565 Every right! I'm your wife and you have to respect me! 1165 01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:32,649 Respect you? 1166 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:34,442 Respect you, Alice? 1167 01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:36,610 Less than an hour ago you were on a stage 1168 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,863 squeezing an inflatable thing! 1169 01:17:38,864 --> 01:17:40,739 You have a mistress! Admit it! 1170 01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:41,843 - Where's she? - What mistress? 1171 01:17:41,867 --> 01:17:42,617 What are you talking about? 1172 01:17:42,618 --> 01:17:45,452 - What do you mean? - What's happening? 1173 01:17:45,453 --> 01:17:47,122 This one! 1174 01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:50,333 This is the one I'm talking about! 1175 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:53,461 Or will you tell me I'm out of my mind? 1176 01:17:53,587 --> 01:17:55,630 Wait, weren't you that one... 1177 01:17:55,839 --> 01:17:58,591 Yes, hon. It was me! 1178 01:17:58,592 --> 01:18:01,887 I heard you two humping from the hall! 1179 01:18:02,053 --> 01:18:07,475 Go, João! Go! João! Go! 1180 01:18:08,310 --> 01:18:10,312 You heard me humping. 1181 01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:12,355 Hi, guys. Hi. 1182 01:18:13,315 --> 01:18:15,734 - Is everything OK here? - No! 1183 01:18:15,775 --> 01:18:19,069 Holy Mother of Jesus, two at the same time? 1184 01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:21,364 - You're greedy, huh? - Quit it, Alice! 1185 01:18:22,032 --> 01:18:23,116 Shut the hell up! 1186 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,785 You're disrespecting my friends! 1187 01:18:27,162 --> 01:18:29,748 Daniele is Joca's girlfriend. 1188 01:18:30,248 --> 01:18:32,542 And Joca let me live here when we took a break. 1189 01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:33,585 Got it? 1190 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:38,339 Oh, Alice. Don't you remember me? 1191 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:38,465 Don't tell me you're High School Joca. Oh, Alice. Don't you remember me? 1192 01:18:38,466 --> 01:18:40,758 Don't tell me you're High School Joca. 1193 01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:43,011 I am! That's right. João Carlos. 1194 01:18:45,430 --> 01:18:47,557 Joca. Joca is short for João Carlos? 1195 01:18:48,183 --> 01:18:49,183 Yeah. 1196 01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,521 João Carlos. 1197 01:18:54,356 --> 01:18:55,356 Joca. 1198 01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:56,815 Joca. 1199 01:18:58,360 --> 01:18:59,819 Yeah, but... 1200 01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,531 Didn't you break up? 1201 01:19:04,199 --> 01:19:06,284 For a little while. 1202 01:19:06,326 --> 01:19:09,579 We made up and now we're getting married. 1203 01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,080 That's right. 1204 01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:16,127 So... 1205 01:19:16,503 --> 01:19:18,546 Let's make a toast! 1206 01:19:19,464 --> 01:19:22,384 I'm sorry, guys. I'm out! 1207 01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:24,511 João, please! 1208 01:19:24,512 --> 01:19:27,097 - We can't fix things. - Try and understand me. 1209 01:19:27,138 --> 01:19:29,473 I thought you had an affair, because... 1210 01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:31,517 I was insecure. We barely had sex. 1211 01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:34,813 Could you not mention sex at least once? 1212 01:19:34,854 --> 01:19:36,648 - That was never a problem. - Yes, it was. 1213 01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:40,567 - We got better, admit it! - Alice, sex is always a problem, 1214 01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:42,487 but never just sex! 1215 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:44,364 I didn't ask you for a break because of that! 1216 01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:47,408 You weren't listening to me anymore. 1217 01:19:47,409 --> 01:19:51,162 - You were avoiding me. - I know. But I've changed! 1218 01:19:51,204 --> 01:19:54,039 I was a workaholic, but I've changed. 1219 01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,542 - No, you haven't. - I have! 1220 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:57,252 I think you've gotten worse. 1221 01:19:58,086 --> 01:20:00,130 You just traded one obsession for another. 1222 01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:01,338 I love you! 1223 01:20:04,092 --> 01:20:06,343 - I don't trust you anymore. - But I love you! 1224 01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:08,429 How long were you going to hide your job? 1225 01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:11,057 I love you! Didn't you hear what I said? 1226 01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:14,060 I did, Alice. 1227 01:20:15,437 --> 01:20:16,730 But you're not listening. 1228 01:20:17,564 --> 01:20:18,564 For a change. 1229 01:20:20,442 --> 01:20:22,485 - There. - Let me talk. 1230 01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:33,163 - Hi, Marcela. - Good news. 1231 01:20:33,455 --> 01:20:36,041 More than 500 women filled out our form. 1232 01:20:36,207 --> 01:20:39,460 Out-of-staters want to work for us, girlfriend! 1233 01:20:39,461 --> 01:20:41,713 - We're a hit! - Cool. 1234 01:20:51,473 --> 01:20:55,268 6 MONTHS LATER 1235 01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:28,050 Thanks. 1236 01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:37,268 ALICE SEGRETTO CEO 1237 01:21:45,276 --> 01:21:46,277 Take a look! 1238 01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:48,279 You made it! 1239 01:21:48,488 --> 01:21:50,490 ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR 1240 01:21:50,698 --> 01:21:52,116 We made it! 1241 01:21:52,117 --> 01:21:54,576 You made it and I'll forever owe you this. 1242 01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:58,289 - Come on, what did I do? - I'm pregnant from Raul! 1243 01:22:08,341 --> 01:22:09,551 Are you ready? 1244 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,719 To be a housewife, with kids, 1245 01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:14,180 husband and everything? 1246 01:22:14,222 --> 01:22:16,141 You've been there, I haven't. 1247 01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:19,686 You've tried my lifestyle and liked it, now it's my turn. 1248 01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:22,312 And if I don't like it I can come back, right? 1249 01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:23,815 Of course! 1250 01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:27,152 But only after maternity leave, or we'll have to pay a fine. 1251 01:22:59,726 --> 01:23:01,144 You look great, Mom. 1252 01:23:01,186 --> 01:23:03,354 Thanks, kiddo. Look what I've found. 1253 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:07,275 - Won't you take your game? - It's gotten old. 1254 01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:11,279 Your video game's gotten old? That's a miracle! 1255 01:23:11,321 --> 01:23:12,655 You know what, Mom? 1256 01:23:13,615 --> 01:23:14,740 Sometimes it's cool, 1257 01:23:14,741 --> 01:23:17,744 but playing alone sucks. 1258 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:21,413 Yeah. 1259 01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:24,626 Yes, it is. 1260 01:23:27,378 --> 01:23:30,422 Did your dad tell you where you're going? 1261 01:23:30,423 --> 01:23:31,423 What? 1262 01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:33,426 I asked you if your dad 1263 01:23:33,468 --> 01:23:36,763 told you where you're going. He didn't tell me. 1264 01:23:37,263 --> 01:23:40,266 He said we're traveling by boat to this island. 1265 01:23:41,392 --> 01:23:43,394 Him, me and Shirlei. 1266 01:23:43,686 --> 01:23:47,272 She's cool. I think she likes me and dad, too. 1267 01:23:47,273 --> 01:23:47,398 Who's Shirlei? She's cool. I think she likes me and dad, too. 1268 01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:48,398 Who's Shirlei? 1269 01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:49,776 Dad's here! 1270 01:23:52,779 --> 01:23:55,281 - Hi, dad! - Hey, sonny! 1271 01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:06,084 - Hi. - Wow. 1272 01:24:07,085 --> 01:24:08,503 I hate to admit it, 1273 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:11,256 but it looks like work is doing you good. 1274 01:24:11,422 --> 01:24:12,840 Excuse me, I'm gonna change. 1275 01:24:15,426 --> 01:24:17,262 Enjoy the ride, sonny. 1276 01:24:18,054 --> 01:24:19,055 OK, Mom. 1277 01:24:19,138 --> 01:24:21,724 I've forgotten my allergy medications. 1278 01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:23,685 Darn it! Go get it, I'll wait. 1279 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:26,187 No need! I put it in your backpack, 1280 01:24:26,229 --> 01:24:27,689 with the mosquito repellant 1281 01:24:28,273 --> 01:24:30,233 and the wool blanket you love. 1282 01:24:30,275 --> 01:24:31,275 Wow! 1283 01:24:31,818 --> 01:24:33,194 You thought of everything. 1284 01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:40,451 Congratulations for the award. 1285 01:24:41,411 --> 01:24:42,453 Thanks. 1286 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:47,291 Bye, Mom. 1287 01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:49,335 Wait up, son! 1288 01:24:50,253 --> 01:24:52,462 Don't forget the Fluminense towel I got you! 1289 01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:53,798 I'm a Flamengo fan! 1290 01:24:55,341 --> 01:24:57,551 Gotcha, kiddo! 1291 01:24:57,552 --> 01:24:59,095 Didn't I? Huh? 1292 01:24:59,470 --> 01:25:00,680 You got me. 1293 01:25:02,307 --> 01:25:04,392 - Bye, have a nice trip! - Bye. 1294 01:25:05,435 --> 01:25:07,353 - Bye, take care. - Bye. 1295 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,819 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1296 01:25:14,861 --> 01:25:19,365 Welcome to the 39th "Entrepreneur of the Year" award. 1297 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:22,201 Let's give a big hand to Mr. Carlos Henrique Soler 1298 01:25:22,243 --> 01:25:23,745 from Happy Toys. 1299 01:25:23,870 --> 01:25:25,038 Carlos? 1300 01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:32,377 I'm really glad for this award 1301 01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:36,382 and I'd like to dedicate it to my family, 1302 01:25:36,424 --> 01:25:39,302 who's always supported me and been there for me. 1303 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:41,054 This award goes to you. 1304 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:48,269 Continuing the awards, 1305 01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:51,522 under the Advanced Marketing category, 1306 01:25:51,856 --> 01:25:53,357 I'd like to call on stage 1307 01:25:53,358 --> 01:25:58,071 Mr. Vitor Mendes Villa and Mr. Marcelo Ferreira... 1308 01:26:25,807 --> 01:26:29,227 "CONGRATS, MOM! YOU DESERVE IT." 1309 01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:34,649 Shirlei? 1310 01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:46,660 Let's go. 1311 01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:50,456 And now the biggest award of the night. 1312 01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:53,459 The crowning of a young entrepreneur, 1313 01:26:53,543 --> 01:26:55,461 she's modern and daring, 1314 01:26:55,628 --> 01:26:58,840 and has delivered pleasure to millions of Brazilians 1315 01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:01,299 with her talent and entrepreneurship. 1316 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:04,095 Alice Segretto, from SexDelícia, Inc. 1317 01:27:10,309 --> 01:27:11,352 Good afternoon. 1318 01:27:11,686 --> 01:27:16,107 I'm not the young entrepreneur, as you can see. 1319 01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:18,359 I'm Alice's mother. 1320 01:27:18,484 --> 01:27:22,238 And I'm proudly representing her today. 1321 01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,614 Alice has always been dedicated. 1322 01:27:24,615 --> 01:27:26,868 Always focused on her work. 1323 01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:29,495 Certain that she'd get there someday. 1324 01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:35,376 I don't know whether she did it, because chasing dreams is hard. 1325 01:27:35,543 --> 01:27:38,463 It requires dedication, many sacrifices 1326 01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:40,882 and sometimes a few losses. 1327 01:27:41,257 --> 01:27:42,467 Attaboy! 1328 01:27:44,385 --> 01:27:46,637 And these losses, many times, 1329 01:27:46,721 --> 01:27:51,434 make us reassess some fundamental values. 1330 01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:56,521 And due to this rediscovery of some values 1331 01:27:56,522 --> 01:27:58,899 Alice wasn't able to be here tonight. 1332 01:27:58,900 --> 01:28:02,236 Answer, John! Pick it up! Pick it up! 1333 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:10,036 Maybe the biggest achievement 1334 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,579 isn't to celebrate alone 1335 01:28:12,580 --> 01:28:15,374 the happiness of a professional accomplishment. 1336 01:28:22,089 --> 01:28:25,051 João! Paulinho! Wait! 1337 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:28,471 João! 1338 01:28:30,473 --> 01:28:31,681 João! 1339 01:28:31,682 --> 01:28:34,644 Maybe the real achievement is to find someone 1340 01:28:34,685 --> 01:28:39,397 to share that accomplishment with. 1341 01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:40,775 João! 1342 01:28:57,708 --> 01:28:59,377 - Dad! - Shoot. 1343 01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:02,547 - Can Mom swim? - No, why? 1344 01:29:02,713 --> 01:29:05,758 Then run, because she just dived into the water! 1345 01:29:16,811 --> 01:29:19,355 Alice, talk to me. 1346 01:29:19,564 --> 01:29:21,774 - Are you all right? - Oh, João! 1347 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,819 - Thank God. - Paulinho, my son! 1348 01:29:26,237 --> 01:29:27,738 I want to travel with you. 1349 01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:31,325 Why didn't you tell us before? 1350 01:29:31,784 --> 01:29:33,369 I thought you... 1351 01:29:34,161 --> 01:29:35,788 I thought you were going to die. 1352 01:29:36,163 --> 01:29:39,417 And I thought I'd live without you, isn't that worse? 1353 01:29:43,629 --> 01:29:46,257 - Are you sure about that? - I am. 1354 01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:48,341 But... 1355 01:29:50,344 --> 01:29:53,556 what about Shirlei? 1356 01:29:58,477 --> 01:29:59,477 Shirlei! 1357 01:30:00,771 --> 01:30:04,190 Do you want to eat now or after the boat sets sail? 1358 01:30:04,191 --> 01:30:05,568 Later is fine, Shirlei. 1359 01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:08,571 - Later is fine. - That's Shirlei? 1360 01:30:09,655 --> 01:30:11,782 Yeah, why? Don't you like her? 1361 01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:15,328 No, I do, a lot. 1362 01:30:15,661 --> 01:30:18,414 Hi, Shirlei. Glad to meet you. 1363 01:30:19,373 --> 01:30:20,791 She's looks nice, doesn't she? 1364 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:29,300 Hi, Marcela. 1365 01:30:29,342 --> 01:30:31,302 Where are you? 1366 01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:34,221 Two American businessmen want to talk to you. 1367 01:30:34,305 --> 01:30:37,432 They want to take the SexDelícia concept to the US. 1368 01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:39,644 They'll be in Brazil for two days only. 1369 01:30:39,810 --> 01:30:43,189 It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance! We'll make dollars. 1370 01:30:45,191 --> 01:30:48,319 If you want to go back, we'll understand. 1371 01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:52,281 Yeah, Mom. Go! Isn't that your dream? 1372 01:30:53,574 --> 01:30:55,618 So, Alice? Are you coming or not? 1373 01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:03,417 Mom! It was an iPhone! 1374 01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:07,588 Yeah, son. You can't have it all. 1375 01:31:21,268 --> 01:31:23,521 Pick it up! Pick it up! Marcela! 1376 01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:24,813 It's me, Alice. 1377 01:31:25,147 --> 01:31:27,817 This is my backup cell phone. Write down the number. 1378 01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:30,569 So, what's up? Did the gringos close the deal? 1379 01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:33,239 I don't believe it! 1380 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:34,824 Mommy! 1381 01:31:35,116 --> 01:31:37,326 15 SexDelícia stores in New York! 1382 01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:38,661 Hurray! 1383 01:31:38,786 --> 01:31:39,786 Alice? 1384 01:31:40,246 --> 01:31:43,791 Ok, confirm the trip for next week. Bye! 1385 01:32:08,816 --> 01:32:12,277 Do you know why a dildo is a woman's best friend? 1386 01:32:12,278 --> 01:32:14,362 - It's pregnancy-free. - STD-free. 1387 01:32:14,363 --> 01:32:16,407 When you're sick of it, just put it away. 1388 01:32:16,449 --> 01:32:19,660 And no "Where are you going?" "When are you coming back?" 1389 01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:27,835 Are you sure it makes it big? 1390 01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:30,296 It makes it "bigger". 1391 01:32:35,342 --> 01:32:38,095 This is the "AB Shaper" for your little darling. 1392 01:32:38,137 --> 01:32:41,223 It'll be all ripped and wet. 1393 01:32:48,564 --> 01:32:51,400 - Anything else to show me? - Yes! 1394 01:32:51,734 --> 01:32:53,778 This is... 1395 01:32:54,195 --> 01:32:55,488 My God! 1396 01:32:56,781 --> 01:32:58,783 Stop! Stop! 1397 01:32:58,824 --> 01:33:00,326 She's a bitch. 1398 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:01,327 I knew it. 1399 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:05,413 Let go, come on. This is expensive. 1400 01:33:05,414 --> 01:33:06,665 Let it go! Let it go! 1401 01:33:13,255 --> 01:33:16,383 You're talking about sex? What's going on? 1402 01:33:16,425 --> 01:33:19,386 What's that twinkle in your eyes? Your skin, your hair... 1403 01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:21,055 That perfume... 1404 01:33:21,806 --> 01:33:25,350 - You got a new man? - Of course not. 1405 01:33:25,351 --> 01:33:25,392 - A new woman? - I need some water. - You got a new man? - Of course not. 1406 01:33:25,393 --> 01:33:28,354 - A new woman? - I need some water. 1407 01:33:28,395 --> 01:33:31,356 What's wrong? That's so normal today! 1408 01:33:31,357 --> 01:33:32,650 People go gay! 1409 01:33:37,530 --> 01:33:40,406 Unsatisfied women hold the glass like this: 1410 01:33:40,407 --> 01:33:41,784 with the fingertips. 1411 01:33:41,826 --> 01:33:44,702 Satisfied women hold the glass like this: 1412 01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:47,665 with their whole hand. 1413 01:33:47,706 --> 01:33:49,583 Just like you're holding it now. 1414 01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:51,710 Got it. Give it to me. 1415 01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:53,087 Am I right? 1416 01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:55,089 Go look for a job, Marion! 1417 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:58,008 I got it right! I knew it! 95289