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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're doing
immediately.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Static ]
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Dispatcher:
Attention all units.
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We have reports of a murder.
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Oh, no.
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When I find the sick freak
who did this,
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I swear to god, Jack,
I am taking him down!
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Wait. Sorry.Read that wrong.
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We have reports ofa murder-mysteryparty in progress.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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Let's go.
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♪♪
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[ Siren wails ]
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It's quiet.
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I think
it's the right place.
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Almosttoo
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whoa.
Whoa.
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[ British accent ] Officers
mack and Jack, I presume.
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[ Gasps ]
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Detective basil rothschild
at your service.
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[ Laughs ]
I am hosting this party.
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Yes!
This is so cool!
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♪♪
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I baked cookies for the party,
but I -- I left them
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on the baking sheet too long,
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and now the bottoms are burnt
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and the guests are going to
be here any minute.
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He's right.
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These cookies are like
second-degree,
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maybe even
third-degree burnt.
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Sir, the next time this happens,
you take this cookie,
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you rub it gently
with a microplane, all right?
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Now, that is gonna remove
all that blackened char part
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and leave you with a cookie
that's crunchy and yet tasty.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, yeah.
That's way better.
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You have saved my cookies.
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Just doing our job.
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Ernesto: Asshole,
I'm gonna kill you!
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That's sounds like
it's coming from outside.
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All right, let's go!
Let's move.
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♪♪
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Brooke: Tonight...
On your Mark...
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...on "hack my life"...
...Get set...
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...who'll be the big cheese
in our charcuterie hack-off?
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It looks like it was plated
by a pack of pit bulls.
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Kevin: Look out, four-eyes!
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We try your best hacks
for keeping glasses
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from sliding off your face.
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Come on!
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Brooke: And we're trying
our best hacks
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for getting past the bouncer.
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You're not on the list.
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Kevin: Plus,
Brooke shows you
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how to get out of bed
and into shape.
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What do you say?
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Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Whoa.
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Start your engines.
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Hey, go get me
a light beer.
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This...
Freeze!
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...is "hack my life."
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♪♪
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Kev, I didn't know
you wore glasses.
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Oh, I don't.
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I just put these on so I could
dramatically remove them
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when I tell you that the earth
is on a collision course
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with an asteroid, and...
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We only have minutes to live.
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Oh.
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Also, we've got hacks that
can help you keep your glasses
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from slipping off your face.
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This is hack mail.
Oh, boy.
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Brooke, how will we test
these hacks scientifically-like?
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Well, funny you should ask.
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To test each hack, we've set up
a little obstacle course
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where we're going to sidestep
through a ladder,
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jump twice on a trampoline,
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and then bend over and
pick an item out of a box.
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Whichever viewer-submitted
hack does the best job
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preventing these bad boys
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from sliding down
our faces wins our...
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Both:
Hack seal of approval.
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Hack number one comes to us
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from Alexis
in Pierre, south Dakota.
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So, now, the idea is to wrap
them around here, right?
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Yeah.
To create, like, a stopper?
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A little something like this.
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I'm just gonna do
one of these guys.
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That's holding.
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Should we take it
to the test course?
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Yes.
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What? What?
Ho! Huh?
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Ho!
Whoa!
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Ha-hoo!
Ha-ha!
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Okay, one, two.
That's it. One more.
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Wha! Moment of truth.
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Boom.
Who?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Ooh, huh?
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Into a double bounce.
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Dismount to object pickup,
and, oh.
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Oh.
Glasses are on my face.
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'Sup?
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Hack number two
comes courtesy of Duane
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in gainesville, Florida.
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Duane seems to think our glasses
need old-timey leg braces,
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like, as if our
glasses had rickets.
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Yeah, so, you can use
the scissors
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to cut the popsicle stick
to the length of your glasses.
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Yeah, and then just
tape them to the frame.
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Well, a Florida man
said this would work.
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Let's give it a try.
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What?
Uh, just, what?
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I mean, how does she?
Okay.
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And one, two.
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Yep.
Can confirm.
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Trampoline navigated.
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[ Irish accent ] Luck
of the Irish to you, huh?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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High step!
[ Normal voice ] Oh.
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Come on!
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[ Slow motion ] High step!
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Come on!
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[ Normal voice ] Bvp,
it is time
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for our third
and final hack.
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Comes to us from Valerie
in Knoxville, Tennessee.
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She writes...
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[ Wax squeaking ]
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Okay, and done.
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All right, beeswax,
let's make some magic,
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shall we, buddy?
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Okay.
Whoa.
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Up. Ohh. Okay.
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And the glasses are holding.
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They're still on my face.
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One, two.
Mm-hmm.
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Piece of cake. And...
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪
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[ Gasps ]
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Wow.
What? Do they -- what?
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Here we go. [ Sighs ]
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Hah! Huh! Ha! Hah!
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A-one and a-two
and a-- son of a --
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come on!
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[ Slow motion ] Come on!
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Well, Brooke, our first hack
was probably our most effective.
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So, I guess, to Alexis.
Yay!
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And let's give it
to all of Pierre, south Dakota.
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The whole population.
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You and your
hair tie-glasses hack get our...
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Both:
Hack seal of approval.
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Now you're known
for something.
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Update the wiki.
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♪♪
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[ Brittle tapping ]
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♪♪
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Brooke: She's cunning,
she's calculating,
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and she's using
unscrupulous hacks
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to get the better of every Tom,
dick, and Harry in her path.
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Beware the cold-blooded hacker.
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The cold-blooded hacker
needed a change of scenery.
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She'd hacked every hack
and duped every dummy around.
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It was time to skip town.
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Of course, she used hacks
to cut ties and move out
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with as much cold cash
as possible.
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First, she set out
to sell her furniture.
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She photographed it
and posted it online.
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Then, she created another post
for the same item,
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inflating the price so the first
one would look like a steal.
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Cold-blooded hack.
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Just when she was ready
to hit the road,
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she noticed something --
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nail holes in her wall.
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She'd be damned
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if she wasn't getting
her security deposit back.
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Think she'd spackle?
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Think again.
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She faked it with toothpaste.
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Cold-blooded hack.
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With that, she took off
like the wind.
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Where would she go next?
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Only she knew.
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She just jumped
in her car and...
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[ Tires screech ]
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Oh, crap!
That was a rental!
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No wayshe'd
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to hide the scratch from
the rental-car company,
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she covered it
with nail Polish.
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Cold-blooded hack.
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Now, as I was saying,
where would she go next?
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Only she knew.
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Could be your podunk town.
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So, beware of
the cold-blooded hacker.
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Kevin: Up next, find out what it
takes to crash the gates.
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All right, how confident
do you feel about this one?
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This one's gonna work.
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Brooke: And later, we're hacking
to greener pastures
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in our bike-mower
re-hack.
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How much fun?
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I don't know
how to turn it off.
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♪♪
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Kevin: We now return
to "hack 911."
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I'm gonna kill you, basil!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey! Freeze!
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Now, somebody
want to explain
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what's going on here?
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This is Ernesto,
the building super.
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He lives next door
and he is no fan
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of murder-mystery
role-playing.
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You've been making
all this racket,
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getting ready for
your stupid party.
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I may have moved some furniture
in preparation.
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What about
all the screaming?
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I was pretending
to be the victim!
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Hey, hey!
Break it up.
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All right, all right,
now...
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We can make it so you two
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never have to hear
each other ever again!
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Come. This way.
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Jack, what is wrong with you?
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Ernesto, roll this carpet
for me, will you?
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And, you, take the pictures
down off the wall, immediately!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Most interior walls are hollow,
which means sound waves
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will pass through them
pretty easily.
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[ Stapler clicks ]
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You know, hanging a carpet
or a rug on a wall
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is a really stylish
way to make your room
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so quiet that nobody
will hear you scream.
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Wow, it's really
quiet in here now.
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Almosttoo
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[ water dripping ]
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♪♪
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Okay.
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♪♪
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I like to have a little bit
of makeup with me,
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but I don't want to carry around
my entire makeup bag.
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Now what?
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Kevin: No problem.
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Just store your beauty
essentials in a sunglasses case.
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Okay, but now there's nothing
protecting my sunglasses,
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and they're getting
all scratched up.
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So, now what?
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Kevin: Easy.
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Squirt car wax on the lens
and buff with a soft cloth.
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You'll look cool again
in no time.
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[ Scoffs ] Yeah,
my sunglasses are sparkling,
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but now my car's all grimy
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because I used the last
of the car wax
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to Polish my shades.
Now what?
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Kevin: Just reach for
some hair conditioner.
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You can Polish your car
to a rich, luxurious shine.
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Okay, but I just had to use all
of my conditioner on the car,
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and now my hair's
a frizzy, hot mess.
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00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,070
Now what?
Kevin: Simple.
262
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,050
Grab an avocado
and rub it in your hair.
263
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,403
The oils will tame that mane.
264
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:10,453
Smart, but now the avocado's
clogging up the drain
265
00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:12,353
because it's avocado.
266
00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:14,083
Now what?
267
00:10:14,116 --> 00:10:15,296
Kevin: I got this.
268
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:18,033
Just drop two antacid tablets
in the standing water
269
00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:20,046
and let the fizzy action
dissolve the clog.
270
00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,273
Great.
271
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,150
Well, all this problem solving
is giving me a stomachache,
272
00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:26,373
and all my antacid tablets
are down the drain.
273
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,000
Ha ha! Now what?
274
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,433
Kevin: If you make
a mix of ginger,
275
00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:32,296
honey, lemon juice,
and warm water,
276
00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,273
that achy tum-tum
will go bye-bye.
277
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,480
[ Scoffs ] Perfect.
278
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:39,466
Now I feel [chuckles]
as good as I look.
279
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,420
Yeah.
280
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:50,120
♪♪
281
00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:55,016
♪♪
282
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,320
You know, when it comes
to nightlife,
283
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,470
usually one person decides if
you're gonna have a good time
284
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,180
or if you're just
wasting your time.
285
00:11:00,216 --> 00:11:02,066
Yeah.
It's the dreaded bouncer.
286
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,250
Which is why we're gonna
show you guys some hacks
287
00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:07,173
to get out of the line
and up into that club.
288
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,430
This is gaming the system.
289
00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:12,016
We're gonna show you
290
00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,020
how to game your way
past the velvet rope.
291
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:17,220
And by "we," I mean professional
party crasher Devon free.
292
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,280
Hello.
How are you guys?
293
00:11:19,316 --> 00:11:20,326
How are you guys?
Good.
294
00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:22,246
So, do you remember
the first event
295
00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:24,473
that you successfully
navigated your way into?
296
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,200
Um, the vmas.
What?!
297
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,433
The vmas.
[ Laughs ]
298
00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:31,076
That's pretty high-stakes.
That's not like a quinceañera
299
00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:32,276
or, like, you're
in a bouncy house
300
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,996
at a park or whatever.
301
00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:38,123
I had -- there was a group.
I think it was one direction.
302
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,150
Sure.
One direction.
303
00:11:39,183 --> 00:11:40,273
Yeah, I remember
one direction.
304
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,370
Yeah, you remember
one direction. Yeah.
305
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,480
I decked out their team's
town car,
306
00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:47,166
and we literally just rolled
right into the awards show.
307
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,350
The key is to never
second-guess.
308
00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:53,133
The moment you second-guess,
it's over.
309
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,996
Well, Devon, I think
you're the man,
310
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:56,223
you're the guy
with the résumé,
311
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,230
so we're gonna
have you try out
312
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,066
some hacks we found
on the Internet
313
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,120
to get past the bouncer.
314
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:04,000
We're gonna give you
an earpiece, okay?
315
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,053
If you get in the club...
316
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,373
The system's gamed.
Pbht.
317
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,450
Right? Right?
Let's do it.
318
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,023
All right, see you.
319
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,330
Devon, can you hear us?
Yep.
320
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:16,066
All right, Devon's first hack
is the person of authority hack.
321
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,280
Yes, he's walking right up
to the bouncer
322
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,116
like he's late tohis
323
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,370
let's do it.
324
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,150
Good luck.
325
00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,133
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
326
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,266
Coming through.
Coming through.
327
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,200
Coming through.
Oh, I love it.
328
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,203
I love it.
I love it.
329
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,253
"Coming through."
Yep, yep, yep.
330
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:30,323
Not like, "can you
get out of my way?"
331
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,180
It's,
"I'm coming through."
332
00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:39,003
Try a name that seems
unnecessarily complicated,
333
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,403
like a...
Like a European club owner.
334
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,103
Did he say he's a big
cartoon schooner?
335
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,103
Cartoon Scooby?
336
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,473
Sorry.
337
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,353
Huh?
338
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,223
Ooh, I think
he's challenging him.
339
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,246
Okay. Mm-hmm.
340
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,153
[ Buzzer ]
341
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,423
Our next hack is
the fake delivery hack.
342
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,230
So, for this one, Devon will act
as if he's a delivery person
343
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,276
with, oh,
some delightful flowers.
344
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:12,366
And who would ever
turn those away?
345
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,380
Right, right.
You don't want to be
346
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,266
the person
who pisses off the boss
347
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,000
who's expecting
a flower delivery.
348
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:19,123
All right, Devon, how confident
do you feel about this one?
349
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,120
Yeah, this one's it.
This one's gonna work.
350
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,130
Of course, this guy's
already seen you,
351
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,426
so maybe try and hide your face
behind the flowers.
352
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:27,116
Ooh, ooh, good one.
353
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,250
Oh, I like this.
354
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,453
He's bypassing
the line entirely.
355
00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:31,003
He's not cutting
through the line.
356
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,403
He's walking straight up
to the door.
357
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,133
Hello, sir.
358
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,296
I'm here with serell's.
359
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,203
Come on.
360
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,150
Oh, he's really not
messing around.
361
00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:43,253
Yeah, he's getting
a little physical with him.
362
00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:45,333
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's not good.
363
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,996
Devon, abort hack!
You got to abort the hack.
364
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,273
Seriously.
[Bleep]
365
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,000
Ohh!
Oh!
366
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,383
Oh, no, this is like...
Oh, no!
367
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,046
Okay. Nope.
All right.
368
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,123
Let's call it.
369
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,280
Oh, my god.
370
00:13:56,316 --> 00:13:59,146
[ Buzzer ]
371
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:01,153
Well, here's the thing.
372
00:14:01,183 --> 00:14:03,173
We are not getting into
this club tonight.
373
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,320
Nope.
You know what?
374
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:06,280
Uhhh...
Or any night.
375
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:07,446
Any night, really,
if we're to be honest.
376
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,103
We're not getting
into this club.
377
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,323
Nope.
We didn't game this one.
378
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,080
You probably do much better
without getting hacks from us.
379
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:14,116
Yeah.
380
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,300
[ Buzzer ]
381
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,023
Kevin: Up next...
382
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:19,100
Brooke motivates the masses.
383
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,073
What do you say?
384
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,250
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
385
00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:25,033
Kevin: Plus, it's
a charcuterie showdown.
386
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,466
Eddie's workstation
looks like a frantic mess.
387
00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:30,076
All this and more
when "the hack" comes back.
388
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,273
♪♪
389
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,070
Kevin: We now return
to "hack 911."
390
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,100
[ Water dripping ]
391
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:44,153
♪♪
392
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,383
Mack: Ohh.
393
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:47,026
Guess I got to go
get my toolbox.
394
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,016
No need.
395
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,380
Jack, got any zip ties?
396
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,296
Never leave home
without 'em.
397
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,283
All right, cover me.
398
00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:55,066
I'm going in.
You got it.
399
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,380
If you ever need
to tighten a bolt,
400
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,996
just loop a zip tie
around it and pull.
401
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,473
So, you want to tighten it
to this nut right here.
402
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,096
You see that?
403
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,433
The tie will create a firm
seal around the nut,
404
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,116
and there should be
enough tension
405
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,070
that you can give it
a good twist or two.
406
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,070
Water pressure is slowing.
407
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,320
Give us all you got, Jack!
408
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,080
Aah, come on!
409
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,176
And we're good.
410
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,276
We're good. You got it.
[ Sighs ]
411
00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:16,176
Shh, shh, shh. Okay.
[ Sighs ]
412
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:20,046
You have saved me so much
money on my water bill.
413
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,273
I don't know how I could
possibly thank you.
414
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,370
Cool!
415
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,080
Perhaps you'd like to stay
for the party?
416
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,196
Please?
No.
417
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,273
♪♪
418
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,270
Kevin: It's take two
for failed hacks.
419
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,100
This is re-hack.
420
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,203
Welcome, everyone,
to re-hack,
421
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,123
where failed hacks
from seasons past
422
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,280
get a chance
to redeem themselves.
423
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,426
Last time, Kevin and I
went head-to-head to see
424
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:46,316
if a hacked bicycle lawnmower
could get the job done faster
425
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,320
than a regular
old lawn mower.
426
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,330
It could not.
427
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,026
That bike mower
was an epic fail.
428
00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:53,116
Mow-town.
429
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,280
Yeah, baby!
430
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,196
How's it going
over there, kev?
431
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,373
This is impossible.
432
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,280
Looking back on this,
I was set up for failure.
433
00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:01,376
You were.
434
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,226
Thick, metal mower attachment,
giant metal bike,
435
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,426
no gears whatsoever.
436
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,146
Everything was stacked
against me here.
437
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:07,323
And that's
a whole lot of fail.
438
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,470
Aw, sure is.
439
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,100
For this re-hack, we're going
to use a motorized bicycle
440
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,283
this time, huh?
441
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,376
Bring out
the motorized bicycle!
442
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,466
Oh, it's right there.
443
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,020
Oh.
444
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:21,180
Hey! All right!
It's beautiful.
445
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:22,366
Look at it.
She's stunning.
446
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,120
To make this beauty,
just remove the front wheel
447
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,120
of a motorized bike
and then use nuts and bolts
448
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:29,200
to attach the bike forks
to the mower.
449
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:32,053
On your Mark, get set...
450
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,153
Go!
451
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,473
A foot and a half?
Oh.
452
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,300
Ohhh.
The clippings are flying.
453
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,233
Whoo!
454
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,096
Mow that grass.
455
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:44,133
Hey, go get me a light beer.
Look at her.
456
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,426
She's going,
and she's mowing on this.
457
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:48,166
My dad would be proud.
458
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,330
How much fun?
459
00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,166
Ugh!
460
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,100
A quick visual inspection
lets me know
461
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:56,073
that the grass has,
in fact, been clipped.
462
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,020
Turns out all the bike mower
needed was a motor,
463
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,180
and now this re-hack
is a success.
464
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,176
You're good, Brooke.
You can come back now.
465
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:05,196
I -- I don't know
how to turn it off.
466
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:13,403
♪♪
467
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:21,130
♪♪
468
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,146
Time for one lucky hacker
to make her Mark.
469
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:26,023
This is pop quiz.
470
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:29,123
Ever found yourself
hard at work,
471
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,480
only to have your flow ruined
by a dried-up marker?
472
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,276
Aw. I was this close
473
00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:35,246
to finishing this
very important document.
474
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,153
[ Roar! ]
475
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:40,203
Sorry to interrupt, Picasso,
but I've got a hack
476
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,133
that'll get your marker
flowing free and easy again.
477
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,996
Let's play pop quiz.
478
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,130
Did you see my drawing?
479
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,226
I am so over this job.
Oh.
480
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:51,446
Well, with an attitude
like that,
481
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:54,133
you'll be upper management
in no time.
482
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,296
To renew a dried-out marker,
should you,
483
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,383
"a," rub the tip
with an ice cube,
484
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:01,176
"b," fill the marker cap
with baking soda
485
00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,426
and let it sit for an hour,
486
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:05,226
or "c," dip the tip
in rubbing alcohol?
487
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:09,296
I'm gonna go with "a,
rub the tip with an ice cube.
488
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,473
[ Buzzer ]
489
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,020
I'm gonna have to
report you to H.R.
490
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,430
There's no place
for tip rubbing
491
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,466
in an office setting.
492
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,450
Also, the right answer is "c,"
rubbing alcohol.
493
00:18:19,483 --> 00:18:21,103
Pour a little out
into a bowl
494
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,333
and let the marker
sit in it
495
00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:25,196
until you see the ink
flowing out into the liquid,
496
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:28,333
and you're good to go.
497
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:30,076
Wow, it really worked!
498
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:31,366
Thanks, bubble lady.
499
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,070
You want to stick around
and draw with me?
500
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,150
Oh, uh, thanks, but some of us
actually have work to do.
501
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,303
[ Dramatic chords play ]
502
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,053
See you next time
on pop quiz.
503
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,303
♪♪
504
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,403
Kevin: Coming up,
505
00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:45,333
lazy trainer Brooke
is here to motivate you.
506
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:48,146
It has been awesome almost
working out with you today.
507
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:50,253
Get your hacks in gear
when we return.
508
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:53,483
♪♪
509
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:57,996
Behold, a golden brick
of pure, uncut cheddar.
510
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,203
I'd offer you a slice,
511
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,073
but I actually don't have
anything to cut it with.
512
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,170
But I'm not freaking out,
because today
513
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,400
I've got three hacks
that could help you
514
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,423
cut the cheese in a pinch.
515
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,430
This is hack vs. Hack.
516
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,246
[ Crowd cheers ]
517
00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:12,023
Today, I'm joined by Trixie,
Eddie, and Tony.
518
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,480
They're three friends who are
also from "Maja files."
519
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:17,296
But I should let you
know I like cheese,
520
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,123
but cheese
doesn't like me, so...
521
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,370
Lactose-intolerant?
Mm-hmm.
522
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,100
Oh, you picked the perfect
picnic to join, then, Tony.
523
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,223
[ Both laugh ]
524
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,180
Here are your three hacks
for cutting cheese.
525
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:30,176
♪♪
526
00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:32,296
Hack number one,
some dental floss.
527
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,383
Hack number two, good
old-fashioned credit card.
528
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:37,996
And last but not least,
box of aluminum foil.
529
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,033
Trixie,
we'll start with you.
530
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:39,476
Awesome.
531
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:40,466
Which hack
would you like?
532
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
The floss.
533
00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:44,303
If it cuts your gums,
it could cut cheese.
534
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,183
Eddie, what about you?
The credit card.
535
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,296
I think it's a cleaner cut.
536
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,403
Swipe it in the machine,
537
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:51,003
you could swipe it through
some smoked gouda.
538
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,223
Tony, you've got the box
of aluminum foil.
539
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,200
My recommendation would be
to use the metal,
540
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:56,353
serrated edge...
Yeah.
541
00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:58,083
...like jaws' teeth,
542
00:19:58,116 --> 00:19:59,296
and try to cut it up.
543
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,353
Now, you'll each
have two minutes
544
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:03,033
to slice as much cheese
as possible
545
00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:04,216
with your given hack.
546
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,420
You're gonna be judged
on speed, presentation,
547
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,480
and of course, variety.
548
00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:10,466
♪♪
549
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,330
Ready...set...
550
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:16,046
Slice!
551
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,003
The floss is taut
and cutting through it.
552
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:20,423
Tony's got
some real clean cuts
553
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:24,250
going right now with
that aluminum-foil box.
554
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:26,483
Credit card, he's got
a variety going there.
555
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:28,476
All I can think about
are all the dusty,
556
00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:31,296
questionable atms
it's been jammed into.
557
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,003
A little extra seasoning
on that cheese.
558
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,073
Aw, the floss is struggling.
559
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,230
Eddie's workstation
looks like a frantic mess.
560
00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:40,376
You got to make it pretty.
561
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,416
Let's focus on plating.
562
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,320
You've got 10 seconds.
563
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,300
It is still
anybody's game here.
564
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:52,273
Hands up in 5...4...
3...2...1.
565
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,320
And that's it.
566
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,420
It's time.
567
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:58,130
Hands up.
Oh, man!
568
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,316
Let's start
with you, Trixie.
569
00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,350
I'm looking at this
block of cheddar.
570
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:03,073
You see how it looks
like a skate ramp?
571
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,430
Maybe the floss wasn't getting
all the way through...
572
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,026
Yes, it wouldn't go
all the way through.
573
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,146
...to get a clean cut.
It did on the front,
574
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,203
and then, towards the middle,
was not working.
575
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:13,483
Eddie, let's go to this
tailgate of a mess here.
576
00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:15,326
If you want to feed
a family of eight,
577
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:17,146
I mean,
this is it, right here.
578
00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:18,203
The credit card's
kind of bent...
579
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,483
Totally.
...But I think it worked.
580
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:22,996
It kind of looks like it was
plated by a pack of pit bulls.
581
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,033
Tony, the volume
is a little low,
582
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,016
but the quality
looks really nice.
583
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,170
Yeah.
Well, you all got
584
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,230
the variety there,
so now it come to speed
585
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:34,046
and it comes down
to presentation.
586
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,333
And judging
by the amount of desire,
587
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,996
or lack thereof, I have
588
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:40,403
to eat the cheese
off of these plates,
589
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:44,053
congratulations to Tony
and his aluminum-foil hack.
590
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,423
He is the winner
of this hack vs. Hack.
591
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:49,030
[ Applause ]
Well done, sir.
592
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,196
Tony, you also receive
the golden gouda.
593
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,483
[ Laughs ]
594
00:21:53,016 --> 00:21:54,226
Look, in a pinch,
if you don't have a knife,
595
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,296
reach for the foil.
596
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,483
It worked for Tony.
597
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,466
That's why he's going home
with all the cheese,
598
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,050
despite the fact that
he's lactose-intolerant.
599
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,283
Ooh!
600
00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:05,116
There you go.
601
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,070
Yeah!
602
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,330
♪♪
603
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:11,196
Ugh!
604
00:22:13,016 --> 00:22:14,326
The toughest part
about working out
605
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,066
is not the exercise.
606
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,350
It's actually
getting to the gym.
607
00:22:18,383 --> 00:22:20,173
But today I've got some hacks
608
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,300
that'll get even
the laziest of layabouts
609
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,103
up and moving their bods.
610
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,323
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
611
00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:27,370
All right.
612
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,020
Got my work cut out
for me today.
613
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,130
We all do this, right?
614
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:34,076
We go to bed at night,
set an alarm, like, "oh,
615
00:22:34,116 --> 00:22:36,216
I'm gonna get up first thing
in the morning and work out."
616
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,280
And what do we do?
617
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,266
Turn off that alarm
and go back to bed.
618
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,000
Well, here's a little trick.
619
00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:42,373
When you set your alarm
at night,
620
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,200
the next step
is to cover it
621
00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:46,303
with post-it notes
that you've written
622
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,473
positive
self-affirmations on,
623
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:50,116
that motivate you to work out.
624
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,430
What do you guys
think about that?
625
00:22:51,466 --> 00:22:53,446
Yeah, sure.
Yeah. Let's do it.
626
00:22:53,483 --> 00:22:55,373
Okay, now I want you
to pick up your sticky notes
627
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,300
and your marker and
write some self-affirmations.
628
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,033
♪♪
629
00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:03,276
Lets's hear one, nikita.
630
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,266
"I have endless stamina."
631
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,270
Oh, my god!
I hope that's true.
632
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,230
That'll really
help you out in the gym.
633
00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:11,146
Mara, what'd it say
on your phone?
634
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,233
"Great job being me."
635
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,426
I couldn't agree more.
636
00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:16,316
Jason, what do you
have on your phone?
637
00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:18,220
I just got three
pictures of boobs.
638
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,330
Well, okay,
whatever motivates you.
639
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,266
Researchers have found
that simply
640
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,020
putting on workout clothing
641
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:27,370
makes it much more likely
you'll go to the gym.
642
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,120
So, to make sure you get
that spandex on your bootie,
643
00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:31,480
I've got a hack for you.
644
00:23:32,016 --> 00:23:34,026
Take your workout clothing
out of the drawer
645
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:35,996
and put it somewhere
you can't avoid.
646
00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,483
Okay, nikita,
what are you thinking?
647
00:23:39,016 --> 00:23:42,116
Oh, I'm gonna attach my workout
clothes to my car keys.
648
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:44,200
O-m-g.
649
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,283
That is a great idea.
650
00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:47,046
Okay, Mara, what
are you thinking about
651
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:48,433
for your workout clothing?
652
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:51,096
Well, I was thinking
I'd put them in the bathtub.
653
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:52,233
Okay.
654
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,316
Yeah, I figure
I have to take them out
655
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,020
before I get
in the shower.
656
00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:57,100
Okay.
That's good thinking.
657
00:23:57,133 --> 00:23:58,453
Hey, Jay, what's going on
with your workout clothes?
658
00:23:58,483 --> 00:24:01,253
Well, I decided to put
my clothes in the microwave.
659
00:24:01,283 --> 00:24:03,353
Oh, my gosh. Why?
660
00:24:03,383 --> 00:24:06,053
Well, I use it in the morning
to warm up my coffee.
661
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,033
Okay.
662
00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:08,216
I use it
to microwave my lunch
663
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,380
and I watch it spin at night
because my TV's broken.
664
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,116
I have a good
feeling for, buddy.
665
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,280
Thanks, Brooke.
666
00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:16,196
All right, guys, there's no
avoiding your clothing,
667
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,183
so let's put those things on.
What do you say?
668
00:24:18,216 --> 00:24:20,216
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
669
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,350
Whoa!
670
00:24:22,383 --> 00:24:24,033
You guys,
it has been awesome
671
00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:25,176
almost working out
with you today.
672
00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:26,276
[ Laughs ]
673
00:24:26,316 --> 00:24:27,276
I'm Brooke,
your lazy trainer.
674
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:29,166
I'll see you next time.
675
00:24:29,216 --> 00:24:33,766
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