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Where did I put
those Gun-Chucks?
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Look what I found!
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Camp Atrocious...
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Oh it was even worse
than its name.
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I have been wronged!
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Do you ever knock?
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I finally got the electric socks
I ordered from that infomercial.
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Instead of warming my
feet as advertised,
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THEY BLEW UP MY SHOES!
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Also, I seem to have
lost my sense of smell.
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Let's go, Chris.
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Ohhh...Camp Atrocious?
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I had the best time there...
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Seriously?
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It's where Chris and I met.
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I always thought Chris
was born with you attached,
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like some kind of parasite.
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Hahaha, Elise.
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"I'm Elise.
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Blah blah blipity blah."
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Anyway, Camp Atrocious
was awesome.
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I loved it from the
moment I got there.
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(young dan o.s.)
No!
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Please don't leave me here!
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Whatever it is you're
angry about, I'm sorry!
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Let's just go home and
talk about thi-- Hey!
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Well, well, well.
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Look at what we got here.
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(laughing)
Get use to the ground papoose.
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You'll e seeing it a lot.
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(laughing)
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SUMMER CAAAAAAAMP!!!
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Good times.
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Yeah. Whee...
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Dan, nothing in that story
was in any way positive.
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True, but summer camp taught
me valuable lessons about life.
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And that I will always remember.
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What did you do to those
children?
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Nothing.
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Well, not at first.
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(dan v.o.)
See, before summer camp,
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I was a real "play by
the rules" kind of kid.
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I went to the Camp Director.
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Excuse me, Mr. Tadesco?
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What is it?
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Those boys stole my backpack!
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Those boys belong to
the Warrior Wigwam.
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You belong to the
Papoose Pavilion.
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The Warrior Wigwam
has the Spirit Stick,
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which means they're in charge.
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Spirit Stick?
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The Spirit Stick is a tradition
that dates all the way
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back to the very beginning
of Camp Atrocious.
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The cabin in possession of the
Spirit Stick will be granted
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priority for all camp
activities and privileges.
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Let the melee begin!
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(clapping) (cheering)
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(mr. tadesco v.o.)
The Warrior Wigwam
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won it that first week and
have yet to lose it to the
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Papoose Pavilion.
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I'm not contesting
the divine power
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of the Spirit Stick, but
they stole all my stuff!
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My sleeping bag,
my teddy bear...
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Teddy bear?
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Son, you need to grow up!
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If you want to get
your stuff back,
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you need to stand
up for yourself.
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I want my stuff back.
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Please.
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(boys laughing)
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If you can get the Spirit
Stick we'll give it back.
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Don't move.
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We're gonna get a bow and
arrow from the archery range.
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(laughing)
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We better get out of here
before they 'William Tell' you.
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Rumor is they lose a kid
or two every year that way.
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By the way, I'm Chris.
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Dan.
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Boy, standing up for
yourself is a terrible idea.
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Thanks for rescuing me.
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Actually, I just wanted
the apple.
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The Warriors took my food.
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So did you get your stuff back?
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Not right away.
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See, the game was rigged.
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(watch beeps)
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Uh... excuse me a minute.
Watch alarm.
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For, uh, getting the laundry.
From the garage.
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Talk to me.
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(spyboss on watch)
Dancing Shadow,
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we have received word that an
illicit submarine operation is
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smuggling endangered
sea mammals.
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We need you to report to
us as soon as possible.
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Can it wait?
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I'm in the middle of a
story about how my husband
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met his best friend.
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(spyboss on watch o.s.)
Sure.
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I remember the first
time we met...
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That's weird. I don't.
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(spyboss on watcho.s.)
Yeah, we had your memory erased.
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You did? Huh.
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(spyboss on watch o.s.)
Anyway, come in as
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soon as you can.
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The sea mammals are
counting on you, Dancing Shadow.
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They took everybody's stuff.
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That's just how it is, dude.
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All I wanted to do was
make my parents proud
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by winning an award.
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Besides "Most Improved."
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These lunatics only care
about hierarchy and violence.
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And s'mores.
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I can't wait until I'm
in the Warrior Wigwam.
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Then I can beat up the
weaker kids.
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Now, that's the
spirit I'm looking for!
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Lights out.
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Enjoy sleeping in the
cold with no sleeping bags!
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Alright, I can't
sleep without Brutus.
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Who wants to raid the Warrior
Wigwam and get our stuff back?
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I'll go.
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Come on everyone!
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We can do this!
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Let's go!
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Okay, that didn't go
exactly as planned.
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(chris v.o.)
I actually slept
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remarkably well that night.
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I told you boys that
if you weren't at the
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Mess Hall by eight,
you'd miss breakfast.
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We were tied up here all night.
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Well, live and learn.
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Come on, sailing
starts in five minutes.
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All right.
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I have a plan to escape
this no-good, rotten camp.
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We get hold of a boat and
sail it across the lake.
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We'll sell the boat for bus
fare home, and we're free!
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I don't think so, Dan.
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Your plan didn't work
out so well last time.
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I'm with you, Dan.
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Uh, Mr. Tadesco?
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Will the Papooses be able to
get a turn on the sailboats?
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Not until the Warriors are done.
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They have the Spirit Stick.
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But there's only fifteen
minutes of activity time left.
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Whine, whine, whine.
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That's all you Papooses do.
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Attention Warriors.
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Off the boats, now.
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Throw the Papooses in the lake.
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Maybe the freezing water
will toughen 'em up a little.
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Good thing the Warriors
stole my backpack so
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I HAVE NO CLOTHES
TO CHANGE INTO!
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Mr. Tadesco is so concerned
with toughening us up
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that we're going to
freeze to death.
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And you remember
this experience fondly?
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Physical abuse and hypothermia?
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I'm getting to it.
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(dan v.o.)
It turned out that I had
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a natural affinity
for making fires.
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(chris v.o.)
It's true.
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He saved us all from
freezing that day.
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But the worst was
yet to come...
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Why do they get to eat first?
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We're the ones that
missed breakfast.
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They have the Spirit Stick.
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Which means they have the power.
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Out of my way stupid.
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They ate all the food?!
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The last time I was this hungry
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I ate my Aunt Harriet's
avocado face mask.
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Boy, she woke up quick...
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Don't worry.
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We'll find food like
our ancestors did.
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We'll hunt!
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Your ideas stink.
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I'm going to beg the
Warriors for scraps instead.
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Guess it's you and me, Dan.
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(dan v.o.)
While the other
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campers made keychains out
of their plastic string,
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Chris and I made snares,
slings, and fishing nets.
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Then, we took to the woods.
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I'm told you can eat
pine bark, if necessary.
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Don't eat pine bark, Chris.
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I have to eat something!
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Maybe a salad?
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Those leaves look good.
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That's poison ivy.
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Oh.
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I'm going to eat it anyway.
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Get a hold of yourself!
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Ow!
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That's not helping!
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I'm still hungry and
now my face hurts!
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Listen to me.
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We will find you food.
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But you have to be strong.
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All right.
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There's got to be
something edible around here.
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(young dan o.s.)
Don't even think about it!
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(scream) Aauughhh!
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Dan! I am so sorry.
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I thought you were a squirrel.
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A juicy, delicious squirrel.
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I am not a squirrel!
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Oh, my head is buzzing...
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Wait a minute.
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That's not my head...
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(young chris o.s.)
What is it?
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(buzzing sound)
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Food? Better. Hornets!
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Why is that better?
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Is this what you found?
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You can almost hear
the screams...
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Okay, one of us has to climb
up there and cut the nest down.
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When you say "one of us..."
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I would, of course,
but you have this...
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puncture-resistant quality
to you.
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No way!
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You're just saying that
so you don't have to--
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Well, I better start climbing.
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Wait!
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Why don't we come up
with a plan first?
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Ah, fire...
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So easy.
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So rewarding.
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Warm, like a mother's hug.
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At least, how I'd
imagine a mother's hug...
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Aaannd... done!
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I almost won the "Best Basket
Weaver" award at my last camp,
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but there was this Guatemalan
kid who did it professionally.
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The smoke seems to
have sedated the hornets.
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Get up there and saw!
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(chris v.o.)
Amazingly, I was only
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stung twenty-six times.
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Where have you guys been?
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The Warriors had
"Wedgie Practice" on us.
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Mr. Tadesco said you'd
be sorry you missed it.
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Are all the Warriors in there?
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Perfect.
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Chris?
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Yup, they're mad all right.
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Get ready.
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Now!
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(bronson/alec o.s.)
Aahh! Ah!
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Ow! Wasp attack!
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Get to the lake!
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They're hornets!
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(angelic choir)
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It's the Spirit Stick!
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Papooses, go get your
stuff back.
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It was my finest hour.
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Uh...
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Though my triumph was
short-lived.
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Hey, do you think they
give a camp award for
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Most Granola Bars Eaten?
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It seems unlikely.
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You.
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Mr. Tadesco, I'm so
glad you're here.
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We'd like to go to
the Mess Hall now,
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as I believe is our right
since I have the Spirit Stick?
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I think we need to go over the
tradition of the Spirit Stick.
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00:13:04,007 --> 00:13:07,277
You see, since the camp
began-- Look at my face!
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It's swollen and ugly!
262
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:12,377
Let's be fair, you weren't
exactly a "looker" before...
263
00:13:12,387 --> 00:13:16,447
The whole point of the Spirit
Stick is that it's supposed to
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be taken by brute force,
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not subterfuge or
tactical superiority!
266
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:27,227
You cheated-You
cheated and therefore,
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tarnished the sanctity
of the Spirit Stick.
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00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,760
Warriors!
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00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:39,477
Show the Papooses what we
do to sanctity tarnishers.
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00:13:44,377 --> 00:13:45,677
(dan v.o.)
Mr. Tadesco decided
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to invent a new group
activity called
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"Civil War Prison Camp."
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00:13:51,317 --> 00:13:55,257
Which was exactly as
much fun as it sounds.
274
00:13:55,257 --> 00:14:00,897
You will stay in there until
camp is over, in two weeks.
275
00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:08,167
Now I'm never going to win a
camp award to show my parents.
276
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,767
Unless they have a
"Most Incarcerated."
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00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:13,377
Oh, I almost forgot.
278
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:14,447
Brutus?
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00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,020
How did you...
280
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,040
I shielded him with my body when
the Warriors were thrashing us.
281
00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:20,447
I know he's important to you.
282
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:25,517
This is the nicest thing
anyone has ever done for me.
283
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:29,627
And I swear, Chris, that I am
going to get us out of here.
284
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:33,797
And when I do, Mr. Tadesco will
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00:14:33,797 --> 00:14:37,197
PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE TO US!
286
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,367
Uh, Dan?
287
00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,677
Is that a scalp?
288
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:46,820
No!
289
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,207
Well, yeah, kind of.
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00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:57,931
(dan v.o.)
The first three
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00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,631
days were brutal.
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00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:02,931
No food, forced to
drink rainwater,
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00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:05,501
exposed to the elements...
294
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,271
I'm not gonna make it...
295
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:10,041
Why did my parents make
me go to summer camp?
296
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,081
We only have to hold
out for two weeks,
297
00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:14,911
and we can go home.
298
00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:17,551
Anyone want to sing a
campfire song?
299
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,381
(singing)
Oh, mighty Camp Atrocious,
300
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:21,091
where the--
301
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:21,821
Don't.
302
00:15:47,311 --> 00:15:49,251
I'm stuck!
303
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,111
Just go!
304
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:50,960
Get help!
305
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,150
I'm not leaving you in
the hands of these sadists.
306
00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:56,121
You're the best friend I've got.
307
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,151
Really?
308
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,861
Don't get mushy!
309
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,480
Ow, ow, ow.
310
00:16:05,771 --> 00:16:09,501
Get back in there!
311
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,241
Avenge us, boys!
312
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:14,041
AVENGE US!
313
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,351
How far do you think
it is to the highway?
314
00:16:22,351 --> 00:16:25,781
We're not going to the
highway. We're staying here.
315
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:28,321
Then why did we escape?
316
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,251
Mr. Tadesco is right
about one thing:
317
00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:33,121
We have to stick
up for ourselves.
318
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:37,961
It's up to us to take him down,
and this awful place with him.
319
00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:42,231
I can't do it alone, Chris.
Are you with me?
320
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,780
Friends for life?
321
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,640
Friends for life.
322
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:53,820
Wow.
323
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,510
One bad decision, early on...
324
00:16:56,521 --> 00:16:59,551
They couldn't guard everything
at once, so stealing a bow
325
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,691
from the archery range
was a piece of cake.
326
00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,391
Elise is really
good with a bow.
327
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,221
Oh?
328
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:06,791
Did you go to summer camp?
329
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,591
Well...
330
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,240
Kind of.
331
00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:31,351
Anyway, once we were armed,
the next priority was food.
332
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,851
As Napoleon said, "An army
marches on its stomach."
333
00:17:34,851 --> 00:17:38,421
Plus, I couldn't stand
Chris's whining any more.
334
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:41,731
Whoa, wait.
335
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,631
You're not going to
shoot him, are you?
336
00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:46,501
Uh... No?
337
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,671
I was just going to shoot
near him.
338
00:17:48,671 --> 00:17:52,441
As a distraction.
339
00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:55,311
(whooshing sound,bonks)
340
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:58,441
Well, he's distracted.
341
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,360
One down, four to go.
342
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,531
What's that, Brutus?
343
00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:18,961
Those guys are weenies and we
could totally beat them up?
344
00:18:20,031 --> 00:18:20,731
Get him!
345
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,071
Where'd he go?!
346
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,641
Yoo-hoo! Looking for me?
347
00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:38,081
I'm gonna rip that teddy
bear's head right off-- whoaaa!
348
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,701
(young chris o.s.)
Hey.
349
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,261
That was glue.
350
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,071
This is poison ivy.
351
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,820
Hope you're not allergic.
352
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,711
Don't scratch.
353
00:19:02,711 --> 00:19:05,681
You'll make it worse!
354
00:19:05,681 --> 00:19:10,411
You came back!
355
00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:12,321
Hey, get me down!
356
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,191
Uh, I'll come back for you guys.
357
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,280
Hey!
358
00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,961
Do you know what a pinata is?
359
00:19:24,061 --> 00:19:28,371
The Papooses, they've escaped
and they're on the warpath!
360
00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:35,011
What do you mean on the
warpath-- This is bad.
361
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:37,571
We'll let the cops deal
with those little maniacs.
362
00:19:37,581 --> 00:19:41,651
Running to the police to
solve your problems for you?
363
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:45,121
Sounds like you need
some "toughening up.
364
00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:47,721
You are in for a world
of hurt. You hear me?!
365
00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:50,591
(young dan on phone)(chuckles)
366
00:19:54,891 --> 00:19:57,191
What about the others?
367
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:59,661
Casualties of war!
368
00:19:59,671 --> 00:20:01,731
(young dan o.s.)
We're coming to get you,
369
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,831
Mr. Tadesco!
370
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,760
You don't scare me, punk!
371
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:13,941
(young dan o.s.)
Timber!
372
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,111
New plan:
373
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:17,411
We arm ourselves and
get to the highway.
374
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,221
Muah, ha, ha!
375
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:27,721
You pushed me too far, Tadesco!
376
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,291
Reap the whirlwind!
377
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:34,231
This can't be happening.
378
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:35,901
I'm so scared!
379
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,371
Man up, son.
380
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:39,671
Nothing bad is going to happen.
381
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,371
I promise you that.
382
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,280
Now let's-- Alec?
383
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:52,220
(dan's laughter echoes)
384
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,360
Stay away from me!
385
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,960
Attack!
386
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,561
Ah. Now I get it.
387
00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:09,531
So what happened to Mr. Tadesco?
388
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,771
I'm not sure...
389
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,371
It's a shame the Warriors never
let us onto the archery range...
390
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:17,741
You know what?
391
00:21:17,741 --> 00:21:19,741
I was wrong about summer camp.
392
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,981
I had a blast.
393
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,681
Yeah, but now I'll
never win a camp award.
394
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:27,181
I wouldn't be too sure, buddy.
395
00:21:27,191 --> 00:21:28,221
Here.
396
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:29,791
I made this for you.
397
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:30,851
Thanks, Dan.
398
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:35,451
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