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There's nothing like
a great ski trip!
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Just you, me, the snow and---
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(dan o.s.)
Can we get some
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heat back here?
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And Dan.
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If I get frost bite, you're
buying me new toes.
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Well it was either bring
him along or risk him
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sabotaging the trip.
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Obviously.
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Do you know how it feels
to be left behind?
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And besides, why
wouldn't you bring me?
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I love skiing.
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Wait...what are
these people doing?
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Uh, they're skiing.
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THIS is skiing?
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What's the one where you shoot
clay discs with a rifle?
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You mean skeet shooting?
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Yeah! That's the one I
like! I despise skiing.
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Have you ever tried it?
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You know how I feel
about trying things.
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Well, I guess we should
have known better.
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Shall we pack it up and go?
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Hold on!
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It's just a one night trip. Dan,
you can survive one night.
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And why don't you
make the most of it?
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Skiing's a lot of fun.
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Uh-uh. If you want to dress
up like an astronaut and get
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a concussion that's your
business, but I didn't take my
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stupid pills this morning,
so if you think--
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--that I'm going to strand
myself at the top of a mountain
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with those snow hippies,
you are very wrong.
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Well, we're almost to the top,
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so you may as well
give it a shot.
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How do you stop this thing?
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Hurling myself down a mountain
at terminal velocity goes
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against every natural
instinct in my body.
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And that guy's.
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It's easy.
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If you want to go forward,
just make your skis look like
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french fries.
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See?
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And if you want to stop,
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you just make your
skis look like pizza.
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Is there anything that
doesn't remind you of food?
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Speaking of which, I've already
worked up a bit of an appetite.
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I wonder if you can tell if the
snack bar is open from up here.
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Uh...Chris? Chris?
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Yeah?
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Where's the emergency brake
on this thing?
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Mommy Mommy take my picture!
Take my--
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Mommy!!!
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Man, this place is a death
traAAH!
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SKIIII TRRRIIIPPP!!!
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Ow ow ow!
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My ankle! Stupid skiing!
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(strong Minnesota accent)
You need some help der, buddy?
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Yes! Please! I've been here for
hours!
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This mountain is a
hazard and I demand you
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close it down immediately.
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Afraid I can't do that.
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But we'll get ya back to
the infirmary in no time.
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Thank you so much!
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Oh, and can you grab my skis?
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My friend lent them to me
and I'd hate to upset him.
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Sure thing!
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Thanks for the ride,
powder brain.
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Why, what on Earth
have we here?
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Looks to me like some brave
humanitarian is trying to shut
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down the slopes so we can all
stop skiing and go home.
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Go home?
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We didn't come here to go home.
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Skis ready, Mary Kate?
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Wait a second!
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Do you know how likely it
is you'll both be killed?
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That's the whole point
of skiing, mister.
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To stare death in
its snowy face.
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Let's boogie.
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But...they...boog gie? Argghh!
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Let's see how you like
skiing without snow.
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Rock Music
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I give you: ski slope flambe.
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Hey! Unhand me, you
pole jockey!
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You're going to hurt somebody.
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Duh.
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The sooner someone gets
maimed, the sooner they
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close this idiotic ski slope,
and the sooner you can drive
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me back to civilization.
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Dan, we've been looking
forward to this ski trip.
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Just let us enjoy it.
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Not a chance. I won't rest until
you agree to take me home.
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Or skeet shooting.
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Ugh, we already told you
we'd take you back.
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Really?
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Tomorrow.
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I'll kill you!!!
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Elise, what's going on?
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I was TRYING to get us home
when this psycho--
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I think we'll get more skiing
done if Dan spends the rest of
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the trip in the cabin.
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Great idea!
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And I could totally
help you with that.
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But this family I just met--
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Hi! We're the Pleasants!
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Ward, Claire, Mikey,
and Mary Kate.
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They invited us to make
a snow fort with them.
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Hmm.
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Hey, what if I went with
THEM...and you--
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Deliver Dan to the cabin?
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Yes! That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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We are so in sync.
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Ski you later, Mrs. Chris.
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Good one, Mikey.
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Man, this is peaceful.
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I hate it.
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Dan!
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No TV, no cell phone
service, no thank you!
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You can take a cab home. I'm
getting out of here right now.
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What's this nonsense?
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Looks like a blizzard.
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Which means Chris is stranded
with a bunch of strangers and
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I'm stuck here with you.
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A blizzard? You think a bunch of
flakey water is gonna stop ME?
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OK. I've got icicles
in my nose.
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I told you.
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The only thing you can do with a
storm like this is wait it out.
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And by the looks of these
clouds, it could be a while.
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Maybe even all night.
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All night?
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Oh no. No no no no.
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I agreed to try skiing, I agreed
to sip your cocoa, I even let
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you tie me up and gag me, but
there is no way, and I mean
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NO WAY, I am staying
in this meat locker
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for an entire night.
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Whaa?!
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So long, Elise. I hope you
choke on a big pile of...
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Snow!
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We've got to get out
of this ice box!
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I can't stand another
minute! Just sitting here,
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waiting for the air
supply to run out.
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Already, I can feel the
madness taking hold.
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Dan!
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Someone is going to
come rescue us.
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Look neither of us wants
to be in this situation,
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let's just find something
to pass the time.
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Ooh, my favorite!
Questionable Pursuit!
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No good. I memorized
all the answers.
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Really? What two--
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Pancakes and Florida.
Let me look.
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Hmm. Maybe.
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Here we go! Conglomerate!
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It says we each start with
a thousand dollars.
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Alright. I'll b banker.
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So here's a thousand
dollars for you...
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And here's 1, 2, 3, 4...fifteen
thousand dollars for me.
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Cheating? Already?
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Just enjoying the perks
of being banker.
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It's how Chris and I always
play.
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Sure. Whatever you say.
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I think you'll find the game is
a lot more realistic with a
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little corruption.
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Just roll the dice.
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Not till you rub my feet.
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Just another perk
of being banker.
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Alright, Dan, you were
right! You were right.
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I can't stand being trapped
in here another minute.
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See? I'm always right.
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Hey!
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Good one, guys.
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Good morning, Pleasant
family.
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Good morning, Chris!
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We were out of cereal, so we
made you eggs benedict.
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I made you eggs benedict.
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If Claire made them, they'd
be eggs derelict.
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(laughing)
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Aw, gosh.
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Good one, dad!
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Wow. Bed AND breakfast!
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You guys are the best!
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But do you mind if
I take this to go?
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I should get back to Elise.
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You're not going anywhere.
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What?
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Cause you're snowed in with us!
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I'll make some cocoa.
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I'd better help.
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Which, when combined with
nitrogen, will create the
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internal combustion needed
to propel the refrigerator,
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and us, to the surface.
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Wow, Elise, that's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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What we should do is attach a
tiny note to a cockroach and
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train him to find the ranger.
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OK, you've had your fun.
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Okay, now help me pry the
door off this thing.
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Cockroaches can survive
a nuclear holocaust!
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You think a little snow
is gonna stop it from
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rescuing its master?
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Dan, you have to listen to me.
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I've been in situations
like this before.
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Oh, no. If it wasn't for your
idiotic love of ski trips,
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I wouldn't be in this mess!
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From now on you follow
my every command!
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While I agree we need a leader,
I'm not sure it should be you.
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Then we'll have an election.
Based on an immaculate record
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of never once taking someone
skiing, I vote for me.
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I vote for me. Stalemate.
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Rats! That was mine to lose.
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Elise, I refuse to live in
a cabin where I am not
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the supreme commander.
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Will you accept me as
your supreme commander?
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Never.
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Then I'm leaving.
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To this side of the cabin.
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I hereby secede from this union.
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You do whatever you
want in Elise land,
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but you are banned
from Dantopia.
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Which is why I said,
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"Come on, guys, let's
start our own food bank!"
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That's my kind of bank.
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Man, you guys are the best
family in the world!
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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You should join us!
We can adopt you!
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You could be a Pleasant!
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My new brother!
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That's really sweet, but
I'm kind of an adult.
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Don't worry about the rules.
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We have a friend in
social services.
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But I have a wife.
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We'll adopt her too!
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Then I'd be married to
my sister. I, uh...
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(all laugh again)
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Good one, Chris!
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(all laugh again)
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Done!
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Hold still!
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Dan, I need that curtain rod
to make my rocket work.
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Unfortunately, this flagpole
is Dantopia property,
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so I can't just give it to you.
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That said, our nations could set
up some sort of trade agreement.
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Ugh. What do you want?
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Let's see...nothing. Hey!
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Come back here!
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I knitted you a tiny sweater!
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I don't think so.
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You want the cockroach,
you gotta pay.
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Alright, alright.
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Don't do anything rash.
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Trade on three.
One...two...
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Hah! Sucker.
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Hey, wait! The line!
The line! The line!
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The citizens of Dantopia
will not stand for this!
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Dan, I promise that if I survive
I will come back with help.
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Maybe.
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And I promise if I survive
I'll lobotomize you.
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Thief!
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This would never have
happened in Dantopia.
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You've really done it
this time, Missy.
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That cockroach would be half way
to the ranger station by now if
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your stupid rocket hadn't
crushed him.
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If you don't apologize I'm going
to start giving you something
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I call the silent treatment.
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Hellooo?
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Uh, easy now! Whatever painful
thing you're gonna do,
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consider you'll probably
regret it when we get home.
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Home?
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In a few hours, we're
gonna freeze to death!
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I'm never gonna
see Chris again.
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Or see another foreign
country through the scope of
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a high-powered rifle. And
it's all thanks to you,
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Mr. Walking Disaster.
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I am not a disaster.
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I'm the one who does
something about disasters.
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You know all of those
things you hate, Dan?
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All those horrible things
that happen to you randomly?
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Well, you know what
the common element
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in all of those things is?
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Mayonnaise.
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You!
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Well I'm sorry I'm not Mrs.
Perfect. Mrs. I have a job.
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Mrs. I'm too good to watch TV
for twelve straight hours.
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I hate you!
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I hate you more.
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Well you hate everything,
so big deal.
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00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,924
So bigger deal!
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Gotcha!
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00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:15,464
Man, you guys sure
are good at hide n' seek.
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(doorbell rings)
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00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:19,440
How could someone
ring the doorbell if---?
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Hey der, I just wanna let
you know I dug ya out, der.
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You can leave anytime
you want.
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Aw...
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So, yer welcome.
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Alright.
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Olly olly oxen free!
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Hey guys. That was the ranger.
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We're dug out.
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00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:50,064
Which is good cause I
should probably go find
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my wife and friend.
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00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:55,074
It only now occurs to me that
they could be in trouble.
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Stop right there, Mister!
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You're not going anywhere...
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without your new family.
302
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,870
Aw, you guys...
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00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:16,124
You know, it's not like I
enjoy being this angry.
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00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:18,494
Do you think I want to
give up my weekend to
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00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:20,934
destroy my mailman's
shabbat dinner?
306
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:24,974
Or that I liked punching that
birthday clown in the face?
307
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:29,374
I just can't help but notice the
flaws in every little thing.
308
00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:34,784
Guess it's my over
abundant intelligence.
309
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:38,154
Well, I'm not exactly
perfect, okay?
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00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:40,884
I'm keeping a huge secret
from everyone I know.
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What huge secret?
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00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,554
It's a secret.
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00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,594
Oh come on, Elise. We're
gonna die anyway.
314
00:17:46,594 --> 00:17:51,264
OK. Fine. My job isn't actually
the job you think I have.
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00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:57,464
I have never devoted any thought
to what you do for a living.
316
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,620
My real job is...
317
00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:10,014
I'm a...fisherman.
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00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:14,014
Oh. I see why you lied.
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00:18:14,024 --> 00:18:17,054
And lately I've just been
worried that it's such
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00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:21,024
a dangerous job, fishing, that
maybe I should look for a
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00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:25,494
safer one...even though I
am kind of great at it.
322
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,894
Look, Elise, people need fish.
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00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:31,404
And sure it's dangerous, but
if you don't pick that ocean
324
00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,604
clean, we'll all
starve to death.
325
00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:35,944
Yeah, but maybe someone
else could do it.
326
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:39,014
Didn't you say you were
"kind of great at it?"
327
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:43,084
I am. I'm the deadliest, uh,
fisherman in the world.
328
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:45,914
Then you have a responsibility.
329
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:47,814
Wow. Thanks, Dan.
330
00:18:47,824 --> 00:18:52,194
You know what, Elise? I'm
going to add you to my will.
331
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:54,494
Can I see that for a second?
332
00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:56,564
Normally I'm private about
such things, but I think the
333
00:18:56,564 --> 00:19:02,334
hypothermia is making me
agreeable. And numb.
334
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:04,164
Hey, you're looking
at the wrong side.
335
00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:07,604
You wrote your will on a map
of Little Bear mountain.
336
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,374
And according to this, our
cabin's only thirty yards from
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00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,174
the old abandoned chair lift.
338
00:19:12,174 --> 00:19:15,384
Elise, this is hardly
the time to go skiing.
339
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:18,884
No, Dan, it's our chance
to get out of here.
340
00:19:18,884 --> 00:19:22,384
Oh, good. Cause I
still hate skiing.
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00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,334
Are we close?
342
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:38,774
I'm running out of places
to put snow.
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00:19:38,774 --> 00:19:41,674
You HAVE been shoring up the
tunnel so it doesn't collapse
344
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:43,244
and suffocate us, right?
345
00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:44,544
Of course!
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00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:56,984
Hey, look at me! I'm a natural
born snow-packer-guy.
347
00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:59,454
This really is a two man job.
348
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,664
Just a little longer...
349
00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:04,364
Elise! Ahhh! Ahhh!
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00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:23,244
Oh man, we're never
gonna find them.
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00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:26,954
Elise! Dan! You guys are safe!
352
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:28,484
No thanks to you.
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00:20:28,484 --> 00:20:32,594
OK, this has officially been
the best ski trip ever.
354
00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:33,724
Are you kidding?
355
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:37,264
You see Chris, we told
you everything would
356
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:39,794
wrap up neatly in the end.
357
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:44,664
Hey, what are you doing
to my new family?
358
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,704
You might wanna back up, der.
359
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:50,004
Your family is not so much a
family as they
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00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,150
are four escaped
mental patients.
361
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,200
What?
362
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,040
I've been tracking them
up and down the mountain
363
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,314
fer months. If you're
anything like the others,
364
00:20:58,314 --> 00:21:00,784
they were just
about to eat you.
365
00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:02,984
There must be some mistake.
366
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,824
These guys, they love me!
367
00:21:04,824 --> 00:21:07,924
Whoa! I almost lost
a finger.
368
00:21:07,924 --> 00:21:09,164
Good one, Mikey!
369
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,964
Can we leave already?
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00:21:11,964 --> 00:21:14,664
I think we've all learned that
ski trips pose a surprisingly
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00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,534
wide variety of threats.
372
00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:18,504
Yeah, I'm done with skiing.
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00:21:18,504 --> 00:21:21,134
You guys are right.
374
00:21:21,144 --> 00:21:22,774
Next time we plan a
weekend getaway,
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00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:25,674
we're definitely doing
something else.
376
00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:31,384
I've got an idea.
How about fishing?
377
00:21:31,384 --> 00:21:34,654
No way. Elise hates fishing.
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00:21:34,704 --> 00:21:39,254
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