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(klie dj on radio)
Next up on KLIE,
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the Lie: is our
government secretly
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being run by half human,
half animal hybrids?
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What do you think?
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Pff.
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Half human would be an
improvement.
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Oh, come on!
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Do you know why I pulled
you over?
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No, officer.
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I wasn't speeding,
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and my hands never strayed
from the 10 and 2 position.
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Not even when I sneezed.
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Your plates are expired.
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License and registration.
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Burgerphile receipt,
Burgerphile receipt,
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Burgerphile receipt...
What's this?
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Hey, Ninja Dave's receipt...
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How about we
start with your license?
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Bad hair day, huh?
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I'm sorry, did I get pulled
over by the fashion police?
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This license is expired.
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But my voter registration
is completely up to date.
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Good citizen.
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I'll have to write
you a "fix-it" ticket.
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You'll need to go to the
Department of Motor Vehicles
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and get this all sorted out.
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This is an outrage!
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I demand you tear up
that ticket at once!
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Stay in your car, sir!
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I will not!
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My friend Chris pays taxes and
those taxes pay your salary!
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Pepper spray?
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Really?
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Do I look like a five year-old?
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Sir, if you don't calm down,
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I'll be happy to upgrade
to my nightstick.
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But I wasn't doing anything
wrong!
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Hey, I don't make the rules.
Blame the DMV.
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DMV!!!!
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Ooh, and I AM going to have
to cite you for noise violation.
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I bet he uses the two-finger
creeping death touch here.
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(scream from the tv)
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Boom! Told you!
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Ridiculous.
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Any authentic creeping
death touch requires
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at least three fingers.
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Chris, drop the ball
and chain and grab your keys.
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We're going.
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I could demonstrate...
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I'm legally not allowed
to drive my own car.
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Can you believe that?!
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Since when do
you care what's legal?
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I had to take the bus here,
Chris.
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The bus!
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There I was, wedged in with
the unwashed masses, And!
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Some gibbering idiot who
was talking this close!
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Do you have any idea how
annoying that is, Chris?
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Well do you?!
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Do you?!
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At least you're making friends.
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Did you just hear a
high-pitched nothing?
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What do you want, Dan?
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I need you to drive me to the
DMV.
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You took the bus here.
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Why don't you take
the bus to the DMV?
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There it is again.
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Are you hearing that too?
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You mean Elise?
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Is that what that is?
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You should get that fixed.
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Chris, will you kindly get Dan
out of here before I do?
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Finally, she says something
that makes sense.
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You hit me, I'll sue!
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You wouldn't.
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He sued his own grandmother.
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Socks are not an acceptable
Christmas present.
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Dead men don't sue.
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Okay! We're leaving. Love you!
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I would really like for
you and Elise to be
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nicer to each other.
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I try, Chris.
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But she's got some serious
issues.
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It's just, when my best friend
and my wife don't get along,
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it puts me in the middle.
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Then pick a side already!
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I pick Elise.
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Ow!
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Who gave you a vote?
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This shouldn't take too
long, right?
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When's the last time
you went to the DMV?
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Ugh...hmm.
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Well that's grim.
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Dan, what are you doing?
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We'll be up in no time.
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Dan you can't just cut in
line!
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Or steal from the dead
for that matter.
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You didn't complain when
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I got you that watch
for your birthday.
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Finally!
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Number.
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I need to renew my license.
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Wow. That's a bad hair day.
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I had just woken up in
a dumpster in Sacramento.
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It was a bad day all around.
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I'll need to see some
I.D. This is expired.
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Hence, the need to renew it.
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I need something current,
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with your picture, your
name, and the date.
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Hey I've got something.
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Why do you have my mug shot?
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This one looks so adorable
I, ust had to keep it.
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Fill these out, bring them back
with the correct documentation.
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Thank you!
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Next of kin, Mumbles,
comma, mister.
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Mother's maiden name,
how would I know that?
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Hey Elise is outside.
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Thanks for bringing lunch,
you didn't have to do that.
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I was thinking about
what you said earlier,
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about how you'd like it if
Dan and I got along better.
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I said that to Dan when we
were alone in the car.
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Uh-huh.
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Salt and vinegar?
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What am I welsh?
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Do you have Dan's car
bugged?
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No.
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Of course not!
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Here have a sandwich.
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Wait, do you have ME
bugged?!
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Ooo cupcakes!
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Yes there's one
for each of you.
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Great!
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It may be possible
you're not so bad after all.
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Come on, Chris.
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Wow.
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High praise.
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See you at home.
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I-
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My poor old lady hip!
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I have everything in order.
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Sir, the line for people
with completed paperwork
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is right over there.
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Do you think
Elise has me bugged?
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Sure.
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This is taking forever.
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Is there only one guy
working here?
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Tell me about it.
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We're down to our last sandwich.
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It's tunafish.
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"Tunafish" is redundant, Chris.
That's like saying "cowbeef."
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Oh I'd kill for some cowbeef!
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Or even some chickenchicken.
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At last, I can finally get
my license and go ho--
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- oh, no you don't.
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All right, everyone!
We're closed.
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Please proceed in an
orderly fashion to--
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You're going to process my
paperwork first, right?!
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No, you'll have
to come back tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? But I've been
here since ten a.m.!!
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Well we open at eight.
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You should've gotten here
earlier.
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Yea well you should've
gotten here, sandwich!!
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Not the tunafish!
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I'll see ya tomorrow!
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Let's see... we're
gonna need food,
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a couple of comfortable
chairs...
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Are those our beach chairs?
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Flashlight, and a stick
for roasting marshmallows.
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Is all this for the
DMV tomorrow?
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No, it's for tonight.
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You better call Elise and
tell her you won't be home.
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I can't,
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Elise and I were going to
play a board game tonight.
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Hello?
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(elise on phone)
Don't worry about it.
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I have a movie to watch anyway.
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Okay, seriously.
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Do you have me bugged?
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(elise on phone)
I told you already, no.
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See you tomorrow.
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Is this really easier than
standing in line for an
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extra hour or so?
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Easier?
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No.
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I'm gonna turn in.
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Wake me if we're attacked
by coyotes.
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You were kidding, right?
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There aren't really--
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Uh, Dan?
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How did it go?
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I shot at what I thought was
a coyote a couple hours ago,
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but it turned out to
be a paperboy.
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Did you hit him?
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No.
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That's a shame we could've
used the pelt.
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You're going to
be nicer, right?
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Of course.
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Number.
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Yes, I was here yesterday...?
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Ahh you...Welcome back, sir.
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Give me my license!
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I assume you have
all the paperwork?
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Very mature.
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Let's take a look shall we...
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I'm sorry sir these
are old forms.
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Those are the ones you
gave me yesterday.
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I'm sure that's not
what happened.
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Chris, the crossbow.
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Are you trying to intimidate me?
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Of course not.
But accidents do happen.
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Crossbow accidents.
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Whoops.
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Well, all your paperwork
appears to be in order.
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Now you just need to get in
that line over there for tests.
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No more lines!
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Well, we could do expedited
testing in special cases.
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Why don't you go see my
manager at desk C-130.
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Now was that so hard?
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Why is this desk so far away
from all of the others?
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It's the express desk that
they obviously don't want
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the hoi polloi to know about.
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(chris on earphones)
But don't you think
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it's weird that you're getting
special treatment after you
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threatened the guy?
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That's the whole point of
threatening him.
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(chris on earphones)
You know, you can
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catch more flies with
honey, than with vinegar.
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(dan on earphones)
Who wants flies?
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What kind of an incentive...
bzzz
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This doesn't look right...
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Maybe we take the
elevator back--
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Huh.
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Do these bones look...
human to you?
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Where are we?
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Do you work here?
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Is there someone else I could
talk to?
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Nope.
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Take a number and get in line...
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I'm just looking for someone.
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Big guy, brown hair,
socks and sandals?
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Angry little friend?
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Not ringing any bells...
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I'm positive they've been here.
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Ah. Them. They left.
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Where did they go?
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Listen, we're the DMV,
not the FBI.
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Now if you don't mind, I'd
like to get back to my salad.
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I don't want to be
alarmist here,
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but a lot of these bones
have toothmarks on them.
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There's a room up ahead.
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At least we're back in the
twentieth century.
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That's rarely a good sign.
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(computer voice on speaker)
Test commencing.
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What test?
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Hello?
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(computer voice on speaker)
Question One:
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How far away from a fire
hydrant must you park?
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Open this door, you jerks!
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(computer voice on speaker)
Incorrect answer.
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Whoa!
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My crossbow!
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I think we have bigger
problems right now!
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Like what?!
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(computer voice on speaker)
Question 2...
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Oh.
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00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:22,288
I ate alligator once, when
I was in New Orleans.
266
00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:24,498
I guess on some level
I deserve this.
267
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,858
Relax, buddy, I got this.
268
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:30,468
One must allow at least 300
feet before following an
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00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:33,098
emergency vehicle
with its lights on.
270
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:34,338
Three hundred feet?!
271
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:36,338
That can't be right.
272
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,660
Oh, we're going to--
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00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,670
(computer voice on speaker)
Correct.
274
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:42,408
Test passed.
275
00:14:42,418 --> 00:14:43,308
-- live!
276
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,410
Yes!
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00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:48,918
Come on, let's get through this
thing.
278
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:50,688
Finally, some wheels!
279
00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:54,158
I'm so tired of walking!
280
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:55,928
What are you waiting for?
281
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,258
I just have a bad feeling about
this conveniently-placed
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00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:00,858
vehicle in the middle of
what has so far been a
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00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,428
trap-filled maze.
284
00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:04,768
Just get in, you big baby!
285
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,238
Shut up.
286
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:18,018
(computer voice on speaker)
PLEASE PERFORM A 3-POINT TURN.
287
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,118
Is that all?
288
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:20,220
No problem.
289
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,280
(computer voice on speaker)
FAILURE WILL RESULT IN DEATH.
290
00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:26,018
Oh no.
291
00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:34,428
Aaahh!
292
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:37,498
You are going to tell me
where my husband is,
293
00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:42,968
or I am going to something
something something sword!
294
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:46,078
What is is today with
medieval weapons?
295
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,608
He's in the labyrinth
under the building.
296
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:50,678
The what?
297
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:58,618
(computer voice on speaker)
Parallel parking test passed.
298
00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:02,288
And you were worried.
299
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:06,198
It's for our problem cases.
300
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,128
You need somewhere to
put the people who are
301
00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:10,128
disrespectful and abusive.
302
00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:12,598
How much would one of
those set me back?
303
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:23,878
(dan v.o.) E, F, P,
T, O, Z, L, P, E, D.
304
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,718
(computer voice on speaker)
Vision test passed.
305
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,448
License renewal completed.
306
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,648
That's it? We're done?
307
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:37,528
(computer voice on speaker)
Stand by for photo to be taken.
308
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:39,398
Aah! Pth!
309
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,568
What the--
310
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,398
Wait, let me take
another picture!
311
00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:46,198
I wasn't ready!
312
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,838
(computer voice on speaker)
Goodbye.
313
00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:50,238
In ancient times, the inventor
of the chariot created
314
00:16:50,238 --> 00:16:52,408
the need to license
its' drivers.
315
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:55,978
So King Minos of Crete
established the first DMV.
316
00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:57,278
That's ridiculous!
317
00:16:57,278 --> 00:17:02,618
What would DMV have
even stood for back then?
318
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:06,190
So... Where's my license?
319
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,690
There.
320
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:18,398
It's about time.
321
00:17:18,398 --> 00:17:20,768
Dungeon of minotaur violence.
322
00:17:20,768 --> 00:17:21,908
Yes.
323
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,268
There's one beneath every DMV.
324
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,778
So, as you can clearly see,
325
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,808
your husband has certainly
been eaten by now.
326
00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,748
Nothing to be done.
327
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:30,848
So, if you'll just let me go...
328
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,820
Let you go?
329
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:34,840
Wow, that sounds
perfectly reason-- no chance.
330
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,468
I think we lost him.
331
00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,638
Why do minotaurs eat people?
332
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:54,838
Cows don't eat people.
333
00:17:54,838 --> 00:17:56,568
People don't eat people...
334
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,008
For the most part.
335
00:17:58,008 --> 00:18:00,538
Why would a half-cow,
half-man eat people!?
336
00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:03,108
More to the point, what does
defeating a minotaur have
337
00:18:03,118 --> 00:18:06,548
to do with getting
my license renewed?
338
00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:19,358
Man I hate the DMV!
339
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,878
Not the beef jerky!
340
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:49,670
Dan!
341
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,420
Stop biting!
342
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:58,268
Elise?
What are you doing here?
343
00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:00,698
When I lost the signal
from my tracking device,
344
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,208
I came looking for you.
345
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,738
So you DO have me bugged!
346
00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:07,408
No, I have DAN bugged.
347
00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:08,748
Hmrph?
348
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:13,248
I need you to be quiet, so you
don't bring the minotaur back.
349
00:19:13,248 --> 00:19:15,088
You set me up!!
350
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:15,918
Dan!
351
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,218
We need him to get out of here.
352
00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:19,188
He's part of my plan.
353
00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:21,758
And what gives you the right
354
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,628
to fit me with a transmitter?
355
00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:26,458
I feel violated!
356
00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:29,398
When I bugged Chris, all
I got was eating noises.
357
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:30,868
Now look, Chris is right.
358
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,898
We waste a lot of time and
energy being mean to each other.
359
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:36,468
We need to work together
if we're going to escape.
360
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,540
Are you in?
361
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,200
What's your plan?
362
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,370
I like it.
363
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,770
I knew you guys would
start getting along!
364
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,980
Can I know the plan?
365
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,948
No.
366
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,318
Ah-ah. Not so fast, Lloyd.
367
00:19:57,858 --> 00:19:59,628
Okay, if we just
go for the rope,
368
00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:02,028
the minotaur will catch us
before we get up high enough.
369
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,228
So we need to cause
a distraction here,
370
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,668
and sneak around to the other
side.
371
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:07,968
How do we do that?
372
00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,508
You'll see.
373
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,138
What--?
374
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,730
Hey! Minotaur!
375
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,018
Wait! You can't do this!
376
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:36,428
Well, better than the last one.
377
00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:47,038
I'm sorry I was rude to
you earlier, Elise.
378
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,808
Thanks for coming to get us.
379
00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:50,378
You're welcome, Dan.
380
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,090
Good teamwork back
in the labyrinth.
381
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,040
What do you think will
happen to the DMV guy?
382
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,070
Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine.
383
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,610
All's well that ends well,
right?
384
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:03,720
You know, this is actually
385
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:06,428
the easiest time I've
ever had at the DMV.
386
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:11,028
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