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96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
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Good work, white blood cells!
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Now hit those nose hairs!
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Hup, hup, hup, hup.
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Hey little virus, hold
still. I just want to talk.
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(gasps) They're everywhere.
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(loud alarm sounds)
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(dan congested)
Ehg.. Still got it.
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(dan sneezes)
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(knock on door)
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(knocking harder)
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Dan, open up!
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We're going to be
late for bingo.
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Ugh! Oh gross.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, good thing you're here.
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I've been trying to open Mr.
Mumbles's cat food all day.
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(dan coughs)
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(mr. mumbles)
YEOWLS
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Dan, you don't look so good.
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Never better!
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Now come on, we got
old people to fleece.
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Have you seen my pants?
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I think instead of a Bingo, we
should take you to a doctor.
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Chris, I am not sick!
I've never been sick.
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And, if you must know, I'm
never going to be sick. Ever!
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Well, You're sick.
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Guess you were right.
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I'll have to buy you
a drink at Bingo.
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Dan, I'm sorry to
tell you this,
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but you have a pretty bad
case of the common cold.
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A cold is a viral infection in
the upper respiratory tract.
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Are you telling me you've
never had a cold before?
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I happen to lead a
very healthy lifestyle.
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(dan sneezes loudly)
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Dan, if you want to
get over this thing,
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you must avoid
physical exertion.
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No problem, I've been
avoiding it my whole life.
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That means no bingo.
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No bingo?!
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COMMON COLLLLLLLLD!!!!
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(coughing fit)
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This cold is the worst thing
to ever happen to me.
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And I've been in a
country music concert.
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Relax, it's called the
common cold for a reason.
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It's common.
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(out of breath)
Oh you're common.
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Now what in Sam Hill are we
gonna do to lick this thing?
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I'm thinking voodoo.
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Well, the doctor did
give you these pills.
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They're probably a
good start.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Ah, the pills didn't work.
I feel just as bad.
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They don't work right away.
You have to be patient.
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You wouldn't say that if
you knew how I felt.
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You've never been where I am.
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I, like the average American,
get 3.2 colds a year.
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This year I've already had 1.6.
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Ow!
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We need a better plan.
Think, monkey, think!
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Hey, hey, quit it! Hey, Stop!
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What about home remedies?
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All you need is stuff
you'd find in any home.
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Ow!
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That's a cute story,
but we both know
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all I keep in the house is
cat chow and expired turkey.
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But there's something
you don't know--
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--I hide food here.
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When this is over, we're gonna
talk about your problem.
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Who wants chicken noodle soup?
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Hey, that's supposed to
help with your headache.
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Well, it's not. None
of this is working.
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I'm waist deep in oatmeal,
wearing an onion necklace,
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and I have a potato
under each arm.
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Are you trying to help me
or turn me into a snack?
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Just hold still while I go put
mint jelly in your socks.
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This is stupid.
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How could I be so naive?
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There's only one thing that's
going to make me feel better.
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Lots of rest?
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(Dan laughs turns to coughing)
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No. I need to find out how I
got this cold and get revenge.
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I can't believe I didn't
think of that earlier.
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Stupid cold. Now, do you think
I got bitten by an insect?
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Or is it in the water supply?
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I'm almost certain you caught
it from another person.
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A person. Of course!
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It's always who
you least expect.
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Who have you come in contact
with in the last 2 to 5 days.
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You!
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Hey Dan! Dan, I'm not sick.
I meant who else?
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Good question.
Lemme check my day planner.
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You have a day planner?
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Hey, I have a very busy
social calendar.
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ID please.
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Hello there. I'm
sorry to bother you,
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but I left my lipstick
in there earlier.
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Sorry. I can't let you in
without--
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A date for Saturday night?
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My hero! She gives him
a peck on the cheek.
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(elise v.o.) Pause it there.
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Is that Giselle Montgomery?
The supermodel?
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(spy boss v.o.)
Former supermodel.
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Now she's old and bitter.
Can't let go of the spotlight.
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So she goes from
hawking blue jeans
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to stealing biological weapons?
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It's tough out there for former
models, Dancing Shadow.
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I of all people should know.
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It's imperative that we find the
weapon and take Giselle down.
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I'm on it.
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(spy boss v.o.)
Good luck.
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Yeah. Sorry about that.
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Could I get a tuna melt
with extra olives--
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Still here, sir.
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(spy boss v.o.) Oh!
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This is the exact opposite of
avoiding physical exertion.
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Unless you take it easy, you're
never going to beat this cold.
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Oh, I'll beat this cold. With a
stick.
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This is such a bad idea.
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Hey, Ninja Dave.
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I need a list of everyone
who came in here Monday.
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That's weird.
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Why do you n--n--n- ACHOO!
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YOU!!! You have the cold!
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Yeah, it's the worst.
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THWAP!
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Ah! Hey!
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I have to get revenge.
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Even if it means taking a stick
to my favorite cookie provider.
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Its funny though, usually
after I get revenge,
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I feel a lot better.
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Why isn't this working?
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I told you, the best treatment
for a cold is rest.
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That's the problem.
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You're giving me treatments
when what I need is a cure.
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Well, sorry, there's no
cure for the common cold.
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Told ya.
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What are you talking about?!
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If modern science
can cure a ham,
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you can cure a common cold.
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With all of the life
threatening diseases
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that are yet to be cured,
there's isn't the manpower nor
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the resources to exhaust
on such a mild virus.
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Oh, I get it. You're lazy.
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Hey, where are you going
with my stethoscope?
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To do what you should have
done a long time ago.
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I'm going to cure
the common cold!
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For the stethoscope.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4. Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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I don't know, but
I've been told--
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I was born to fight a cold.
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Halt!
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Ready, aim, mucus!
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(dan sneezes)
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Ah, chemistry.
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The delicate art form in
which even the slightest
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miscalculation can have
catastrophic results.
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So THAT'S why you wanted
to use my kitchen.
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Do you even know
what you're mixing?
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Oh yeah. Ghost pepper extract.
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That'll definitely
clear out my sinuses.
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I got apple butter.
Goodbye, achy joints.
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I even got some red dye number
nine to make it look tasty.
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And some baking soda, cause
it's in everything.
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What's the steak for?
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I'm hot.
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Whoops-a-daisy!
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And people say newspapers
are useless...
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Dan! My floor!
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That's why it's called
experimenting.
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Of course!
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Let's go, Chris. If anybody has
what I need, it's these guys.
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This is never going to work.
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If She's extorting the world
with a biological weapon,
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why would she care about
some dumb photoshoot?
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A photographer!
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Oh, you must be lost.
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I'm not lost.
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I'm from Teen Vague
Magazine and you're the
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world famous Giselle.
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Can I come in?
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Ugh. Talk about bad timing.
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I'm right in the middle
of this other project.
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You don't have five minutes to
show everybody that you're
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still the most beautiful
woman on Earth?
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Why aren't you more excited?
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We're about to steal a bunch
of great science junk.
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I don't want to steal science
junk, I want to play bingo!
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Someone needs to
wipe that smug look
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off of Mrs. Jablonski's face.
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I think that's just how her face
looks.
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Do you even have a plan?
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I'm sure it'll come to me.
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Dan, you can't just rely on a
plan falling into your lap.
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That was lucky.
But what am I gonna wear?
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Very impressive.
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Just be cool.
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Doctor.
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Hello, excuse me!
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Could you two help
me with something?
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Doubtful.
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But, aren't you scientists?
You're wearing lab coats.
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I need a second opinion.
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I was going to give this
monkey some formula C6.
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How many drops do you
think is appropriate?
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Hmm...forty?
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Forty?
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Really? Even 10 would kill him.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Not forty.
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I said Four Tee-nsy weensy
little drops and he'll be fine.
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Did you get a look
at that monkey?
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I think you two
might be cousins.
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That's really mean.
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Would you like a banana?
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Yeah! Gimme Gimme! Ow!
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He was talking to the monkey.
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I feel like there's
a rave in my head.
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And I wasn't invited.
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Look, you've got all the
equipment you can carry,
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now I'm putting my foot down.
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Before you mess around
with any more cures,
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you're going home and taking a
nap.
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Ah. The good stuff.
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Eh, Dan, please.
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Don't beg, Chris.
It's unbecoming.
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(scientist o.s.)
Excuse me, but why
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did you steal my equipment?
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What do you need it for?
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You have a monkey!
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I have a theory.
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That you're not
actually scientists.
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I have a theory.
You're a geek.
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Hello? Security?
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WHAM!
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(dan coughs and hacks)
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Ah! Germs! Get off of me!
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Very sorry about this.
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Stop apologizing!
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We've got to go, Chris.
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The common cold
won't cure itself.
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Wait. You're trying to cure the
cold? Why didn't you say so?
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I thought there was no
cure for the cold.
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I cured it two years ago.
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The Chicken Noodle Soup lobby
won't let me release it.
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Hah! Told ya, Chris.
Modern science.
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Goodbye, Cold.
You won't be missed.
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Huh. I don't feel any better.
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And you won't.
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You just drank a vial of
Amonazillium Negative.
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A very rare, very nasty
super-virus that attacks
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every cell in your body.
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Why you little--
254
00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:21,067
Ho ho ho! Relax. It only
lasts for one hour.
255
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,907
Well, that's not so bad.
256
00:15:22,907 --> 00:15:23,807
And then you die.
257
00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:33,147
Haha. Now who's the geek?!
In your face!
258
00:15:33,147 --> 00:15:34,477
Ahhh! I'm Phobic!
259
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:47,163
Come on boys, we've
got 'em beat!
260
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:52,633
Chaaaarge!
261
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:53,033
What the--
262
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:57,733
Retreat!
263
00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:05,913
Ugh...I can't believe you gave
me a deadly super-virus!
264
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:08,483
I can't believe no one's
thought to do it before.
265
00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:10,313
Please, sir. My
friend may be rude,
266
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:12,783
but he doesn't deserve to die.
267
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:16,053
Oh, alright.
There is an antidote.
268
00:16:16,063 --> 00:16:17,193
There is?
269
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,823
Sure. The virus is binary.
270
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,293
Each one by itself
is quite deadly,
271
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:25,203
but taken together they
cancel each other out.
272
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:28,033
All you have to do is drink
Amonazillium Positive
273
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:31,943
and you will be cured.
274
00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:36,373
Great, give me some
Amonazillium Positive,
275
00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:39,483
and I'll consider not
feeding you to your monkey.
276
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:42,483
Well,I would, but a
bitter ex-supermodel
277
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:44,053
stole it yesterday.
278
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:45,983
Hah! Haha.
279
00:16:45,983 --> 00:16:47,783
Fooled you twice!
280
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:51,053
You still got it, Heinrich!
281
00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:54,023
So, Dan,
looks like this it.
282
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,363
Have you thought about
what you want to do
283
00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:56,693
with your last hour on Earth.
284
00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:59,103
I'm not saying it HAS
to be bingo, but--
285
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,533
I don't want to play bingo.
286
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,633
We've got to go find
the antidote!
287
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,743
How are we going to find
the right supermodel?
288
00:17:05,743 --> 00:17:08,113
There must be dozens out there.
289
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,813
What's wrong buddy?
290
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:11,713
Who cares about him?
291
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:14,183
Hello! Fifty-eight minutes
to live over here!
292
00:17:16,353 --> 00:17:19,023
She said she'd call!
293
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,953
Giselle Montgomery?
How do you know her?
294
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:24,423
Hey, my leg went numb.
295
00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:30,293
I let her in here yesterday.
She stole the virus.
296
00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:31,763
So why aren't you fired?
297
00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:35,303
My dad's the CEO!
298
00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:46,913
Ok, I want you to
give me demure
299
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:50,053
A very
fierce!
300
00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:57,193
Yea� Gidd� gidd� giddy!
Yes � vapi� oh! Perfect!
301
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:59,093
Do you mind if we get a few
shots without the vial?
302
00:17:59,093 --> 00:18:00,663
I can hold it for you.
303
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,693
That's OK. So, how long have
you been at Teen vague?
304
00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:06,163
I used to know everyone there.
305
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,830
A couple of months.
306
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,303
How is Jane Smith doing?
307
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:12,903
She's good.
Just had a baby.
308
00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:14,943
Really?
309
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:21,613
Because that's a name I
just made up.
310
00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:26,923
Not so fast. I'll kill both of
us.
311
00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:29,153
Why? You have so much
to live for.
312
00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:30,793
You don't understand.
313
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:34,093
I was a supermodel with
the world at my feet.
314
00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:37,233
And then I turned 19 and
I am all washed up.
315
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:41,003
My phone stopped ringing, the
stalkers stopped stalking.
316
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,773
That was six months ago.
317
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:48,873
Now I'm just young, beautiful,
and rich. It's a nightmare.
318
00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:50,073
Now show me scared.
319
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:57,713
Hey, that was a great idea,
stealing this window washer.
320
00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:01,440
It was MY idea?
321
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:05,393
Yeah, Dan. Don't you remember?
322
00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:07,763
Who's Dan?
323
00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:10,393
Am I growing fur?
324
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:15,373
So many pretty colors.
325
00:19:15,373 --> 00:19:18,603
That's good, Dan.
Try to stay positive.
326
00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:20,173
Let's see, if I were
a former supermodel,
327
00:19:20,173 --> 00:19:22,313
where would I keep
biological weapons?
328
00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:26,513
(giselle o.s.)
Hold it right there!
329
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,883
What are you doing
in my apartment?
330
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:31,853
I know you're not the
paparazzi because they don't
331
00:19:31,853 --> 00:19:33,523
care about me anymore.
332
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:38,293
Did it just get really
blue in here?
333
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:41,633
What my friend meant to
say is, we're sorry.
334
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,763
He's quite ill, and if we could
just borrow your super-virus
335
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,930
for one second, we'll be out of
your excessively shiny hair.
336
00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:48,469
Hmmm...
337
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:49,369
WHAP!
338
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,169
If I can't be a
supermodel anymore,
339
00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:57,509
I'll be a supervillain.
340
00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:59,379
With a supervirus.
341
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:02,009
Which reminds me, I need
to go to the supermarket.
342
00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:11,959
Elise? What are you doing here?
343
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,559
(elise mumbles)
344
00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,359
What are YOU doing here?
345
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,340
We don't have time for this.
346
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,320
Dan only has a few minutes
to live.
347
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:21,529
I'm not letting you die, buddy.
348
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,430
Oh, yeah, he's gonna die.
349
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,050
Come on, think,
monkey! Think!
350
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,810
Elise, find me some baking soda.
351
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,840
Was that there when I left?
352
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:51,270
Careful, that's the deadliest
supervirus ever created.
353
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,990
I'm going to feed it to Dan.
354
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,410
Okay!
355
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,080
Oh, no!
356
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,710
We're all going to die.
357
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,160
Well, we fought the good fight.
358
00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:04,939
No shame in going down swinging.
359
00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:07,779
(whistling) (explosion)
360
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,570
Did you do this, general?
361
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:15,700
Yes I did, son. Yes I did.
362
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,790
Dan? Dan?
363
00:21:21,459 --> 00:21:24,329
Say Dan again.
I dare you.
364
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,430
Hey, what happened
to Giselle?
365
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:35,630
Let's just say she's going
to need another nose job.
366
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:38,479
Wow, that really--achoo!
367
00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:44,979
oh, no. Now you've got
a--a--a--achoo!
368
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,710
Don't look at me. I feel great.
369
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,310
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