Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:08,107
You're listening to
K-L-I-E, the Lie! The Lie!
2
00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,210
All conspiracy theories,
all the time.
3
00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:14,947
Now, before we give you proof
that Bigfoot is working for
4
00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:18,550
the Vatican, it's time to--
5
00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,518
Morning, Dan.
6
00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:24,523
Shhh!
7
00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,192
--That's right, we're honoring
the twenty-fifth anniversary
8
00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,396
of the film, "Space Monkeys
from Planet Space"
9
00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,499
by giving away another
awesome prize!
10
00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,401
Space Monkeys from
Planet Space?
11
00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,137
That is the greatest
movie of all time!
12
00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:43,375
We're actually giving away the
actual Space Monkey Death Ray
13
00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,178
Gun used by Captain
Jack Tatterson.
14
00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,847
The gun Captain Tatterson
used to defeat the
15
00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,817
Blorg at the top of Mount
Climax.
16
00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,586
Sending all the monkeys into
the green-screen abyss
17
00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,221
of planet space.
18
00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,792
Alright, the Space Monkey
Death Ray Gun will go to the
19
00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:02,561
ninety-seventh caller who
can tell me the name of the
20
00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,432
Space Monkeys from Planet
Space's Cinematographer's
21
00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:10,002
Third Grandchild's
elementary school.
22
00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:10,769
William Henry Harrison!
23
00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:14,406
William Henry Harrison!
24
00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,008
I can't get through!
25
00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:16,875
Hello?
26
00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,410
Hi, you're on KLIE,
27
00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,045
The Lie! The Lie!
28
00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,980
Can you tell me the name of the
29
00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:25,851
cinematographer's Third
Grandchild's elementary school?
30
00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,287
William Henry Harrison!
31
00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,723
William Harry Henderson!
32
00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:35,194
Uh...we'll take it!
33
00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:38,063
(cheering)
34
00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:57,983
And now for the piece
de resistance.
35
00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:07,259
Behold the deadly elegance
of the Death Ray.
36
00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,194
You can leave now, Chris.
37
00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,364
I'd like some time
alone with my new toy.
38
00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,732
YOUR new toy?
39
00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,267
Dan, I was the one who
called in and answered the
40
00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,669
trivia question.
41
00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,070
You wouldn't have even
known about the contest
42
00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,638
if I didn't tell you about it.
43
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,241
PLUS I was the one who
introduced you to
44
00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,576
Space Monkeys in
the first place!
45
00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,246
I won the contest
fair and square.
46
00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,348
The Death ray is mine.
47
00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,884
Is this really how you want
to treat your best friend?
48
00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:34,586
After all I've done for you?
49
00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:41,827
Ow! Ah!
50
00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,996
Gah!
51
00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,164
Be careful! You could have
broken my precious death ray!
52
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,134
Don't come any closer.
I'll drop it. I swear.
53
00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,970
You wouldn't...
54
00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,805
You sure you want to find out?
55
00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:59,845
Sorry, Dan. This is my death
ray. And you can't have it.
56
00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,947
Feel free to visit it though.
57
00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:09,855
CHRISSSSSS!!!!!!
58
00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:28,574
Ha!
59
00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,442
Mr. Mumbles?!
60
00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:33,412
Have you seen my
gas mask anywhere?
61
00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,380
Meow!!!
62
00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:53,966
Ah, high school...
63
00:03:53,968 --> 00:04:00,606
My lucky hand grenade. I
remember the day I found you...
64
00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,107
Hmm...maybe I don't.
65
00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:07,779
Oh well, I'm going to need
all the luck I can get.
66
00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,315
Hey, you found it!
67
00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:14,086
(baby talk)
And you look so cute!
68
00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,929
Even though its our first
time working together,
69
00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:32,604
I have supreme confidence that
you're gonna really stink.
70
00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,674
(indoors o.s)
SKUNKKK!!!!!
71
00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:01,900
A little trophy case.
72
00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,735
How adorable.
73
00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:11,476
Now let's just see how
lucky you are.
74
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:16,615
Stupid!
Bullet! Proof! Glass!
75
00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,851
Ahhhhrrrrr!!!
76
00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,689
Well, it's like the old saying,
there's more than one way to
77
00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,791
swipe a death ray gun.
78
00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,260
Where is it?
79
00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:32,431
Huh. Didn't know I
still had this.
80
00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,766
I'm just glad I took a
nap yesterday instead of
81
00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,718
cleaning the house.
82
00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:38,669
Yes Chris your foresight
is staggering.
83
00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,041
Do you hear that?
84
00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,680
Hey folks! Almost done here.
85
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,383
I'll be our of your
hair in no time.
86
00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,818
What are you doing?!
87
00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,821
Reclaiming what is
rightfully mine.
88
00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,389
What is wrong with you?
89
00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:00,792
First you stink up my house,
and now you cut it in half?
90
00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,562
All because you're too selfish
to let your best friend
91
00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,964
keep the measly little toy he
won.
92
00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:10,602
I'll have you know that measly
little toy saved the entire
93
00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:15,207
human race from being
enslaved by space yetis.
94
00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,542
Technically, it was the monkeys
that were first enslaved.
95
00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,945
I know, Chris. You explained it
to me on our wedding night.
96
00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,080
As much as I'm enjoying
this chit chat,
97
00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,949
I do have work to do.
98
00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:34,459
This isn't over!
99
00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,778
(dj on the radio)
...which proves that
100
00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:39,096
Santa Fe was in fact
destroyed by UFOs.
101
00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,932
Total cover up.
102
00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,136
Next up, we got a very special
phone interview with the most
103
00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,071
enviable man in America,
104
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,441
the winner of Jack
Tatterson's death ray!
105
00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,143
(dan screams)
106
00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:51,760
Are you there, Chris?
107
00:06:51,761 --> 00:06:52,376
(chris on the radio)
Hi everybody!
108
00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:52,911
Ahhh!
109
00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:04,122
Oh what kind of idiot--
110
00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:10,061
Hello, Dan.
111
00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,330
I'm thinking we keep the
insurance companies out of this
112
00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,099
and you just pay me cash.
113
00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,967
And what are you
even doing here?
114
00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,103
Chris didn't clear your
visit with me.
115
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,772
Well, we're on a cross country
trip and we were going to
116
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,777
surprise junior to show her
our brand new, undamaged RV.
117
00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,213
So much for that...
118
00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,183
Hey, this little fender bender
doesn't compare with the
119
00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:35,220
morning I've had. Your son in
law crossed the line and now
120
00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,456
I must put him out of his
misery.
121
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,659
Are you saying you want to
destroy our son-in-law?
122
00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,628
And leave our daughter a widow?
123
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,030
Pretty much.
124
00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,432
My plan involves
two Bengal tigers,
125
00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:53,004
an albino child, and five--
No, SIX gallons of hummus.
126
00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,140
I haven't really worked
out all the details.
127
00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,709
Maybe, maybe you should
come with us...
128
00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,082
Whoa.
129
00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,761
Hey, I thought you
were fixing the wall.
130
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,864
First I'm getting back at Dan.
131
00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,599
The way he would
get back at me.
132
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,867
Which do you think
makes more sense?
133
00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,036
Catapulting a chainsaw or
chainsawing a catapult?
134
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:29,140
I know this seems like crazy
talk, but WHAT IF in the
135
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:34,446
interest of keeping the peace,
you just gave him the toy?
136
00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,881
I can't do that.
137
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,350
If you had tuned into my radio
interview you'd know this
138
00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,819
is the ACTUAL Ray Gun that--
139
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,121
--Captain Tatterson used to
shoot the blah blah blah
140
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,457
in the yadda yadda yadda.
I know.
141
00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:49,661
I don't think you do.
142
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,630
You know what?
Chainsaw the catapult!
143
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,597
Yes!
144
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:58,270
We've had this in the
works for a long time.
145
00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,171
Ever since Jr's wedding.
146
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,275
We call it "Operation
Get-Rid-of Chris."
147
00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:06,311
We really need to come up with
a code name or something.
148
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,214
Hmm... So if I'm
reading this right,
149
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,450
Chris steps onto a target,
a crate drops on him,
150
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:16,021
and you're automated system
boxes him up and ships him to a
151
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,089
ball-bearing factory in Siberia?
152
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,658
That's right.
153
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,793
It'll take him
years to get home.
154
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,029
And by then, Junior will
have found a new husband.
155
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:24,963
Colby.
156
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:25,896
Colby.
157
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,900
It looks like you have
it all worked out.
158
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,368
So my question is:
159
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,870
What do you need me for?
160
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,271
Well with all that
we've worked out,
161
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,340
we still can't put our plan in
motion without having more
162
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,943
information on Chris's habits.
163
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,780
Oh! Like, he eats four
gallons of ice cream a day,
164
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,784
is afraid of swivel chairs,
uses a strange thing
165
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,919
in his hair called
"conditioner"--
166
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,588
Oh! This is perfect.
167
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,857
We're going to make a great
Chris-crushing team!
168
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:58,163
Yes, it all sounds fantastic
except for one thing:
169
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:58,930
I'm not gonna do it.
170
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,633
Why not? Our plan is--
171
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:05,503
Exactly. It's YOUR
plan, not mine.
172
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,439
Plus, why would I trust people
173
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,608
who'd knock off their
own son-in-law?
174
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,643
Why you little--
175
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,544
Let him go, Don.
176
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,613
Save it for Chris.
177
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,950
..you don't tell me
what the plan is,
178
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,020
I tell YOU what the plan is...
179
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,923
Huh. I have that same poster.
180
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:30,295
And I have that exact
foosball table. Weird.
181
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,932
Wait a minute...
182
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,973
Unhand my cat, you wretch!
183
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,111
(elderly lady o.s.) Oh,
my poor old lady hip!
184
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,896
You!
185
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,680
Hey, Dan. I figured that
since you can't tell the
186
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,183
difference between your
stuff and my stuff...
187
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,653
You gave everything away?
188
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,522
Even my box of Dan's
special memories?
189
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,359
All of it. How does that feel?
190
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:05,397
RRraaarrhh!
191
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,164
Was that a grenade?
192
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,566
Oof!
193
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,635
(choking sound)
194
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,540
Congratulations, Dan.
195
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,875
Now your apartment is as bleak
and empty as your soul.
196
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,944
Have a nice day!
197
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,353
Chris is going to get his...
198
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:42,534
I don't care if he DID leave
me with my cereal and milk.
199
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:46,805
What? Oh, no...
200
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:53,912
Oh you no good,
rotten-- uurrgghh!
201
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:59,617
Mr. Mumbles... You have
to... Kill me. Please.
202
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,219
YOWLS.
203
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,421
I... don't know how!
204
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,257
Just do it!
205
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,631
So then, just as the Space
Monkey Overlord was sure
206
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,500
he had won...
207
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,768
Oh thank goodness.
208
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,969
Hello?
209
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:22,307
It's Dan. I'm in.
210
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,908
Good.
211
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,577
Hey, Don?
212
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,481
Remember that documentary we
wanted to go see tonight?
213
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,716
No. I hate documentaries.
214
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,553
But this one's about SIBERIA.
215
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,389
Why would I care
about-- Oh! Oh!
216
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:44,095
Oh! Right! Right! The one about
the guy who's sent to Siberia.
217
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,631
I heard it's got a
happy ending.
218
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,834
It's on. Tonight.
219
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,002
That sounds fun.
220
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,270
Maybe we could all go?
221
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,506
You wouldn't like it.
222
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,941
Do you think it was my
Space Monkeys story?
223
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,976
Yes I do.
224
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,785
We are in position.
225
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,237
(dan o.s.) (over radio)
226
00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:11,688
Any second now, Chris will
be getting his 11:38 snack.
227
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,926
Operation Siberian
Husky is a go.
228
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,128
Now THAT'S a code name!
229
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,236
I'm going to double-check
the house is locked up.
230
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,272
Can't be too careful with
Dan on the warpath.
231
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,339
Mmm-hmm.
232
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:36,514
(crashing sound)
233
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:45,890
Come on, lucky hand grenade...
Don't fail me now--Whup!
234
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:52,130
Hello? Is someone in here? Huh.
235
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:59,470
Was this X always that
big?
236
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,706
Where did all this stuff
come from?
237
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,352
Uh... Elise?
238
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,756
What I wouldn't give for six
gallons of hummus right now.
239
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,492
Uh, honey? I don't want to
alarm you, but where do we
240
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,694
keep the fire extinguisher?
241
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,495
It's under the--wait, why!?
242
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,537
Come on, you stupid--
243
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,908
Finally!
244
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,576
Dan!
245
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,413
Uh-oh.
246
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:47,619
(sirens)
247
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,654
What happened?
248
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,922
Dan happened.
249
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:54,559
He was setting some kind of trap
and burned our garage down.
250
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,529
And Chris, you didn't
get shipped anywh... uh.
251
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,665
Are you okay?
252
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,700
I'm fine. Thanks.
253
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,202
I'm not fine, Chris.
254
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,838
I don't care if you have to
cut the ray gun in half,
255
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,573
you need to settle this now!
256
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,625
You're right, Elise.
257
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,676
The answer's been staring
me in the face all along.
258
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,846
You won't have to worry
about this anymore.
259
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,648
Um, where are you going?
260
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,851
Dan's house. To end this.
261
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,156
So are you a hundred
percent albino?
262
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,061
Don't lie to me, kid!
263
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,563
Hey, what are you--
264
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:37,001
Operation Siberian
Husky is back on!
265
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,137
Chris is on his way
over here right now!
266
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,640
And all you have to do is to
get him sit on your toilet.
267
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,942
Got it.
268
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,144
Wait, then where am
I going to--
269
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,414
(pounding on door)
270
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,284
I assume you've come to work out
the terms of your surrender.
271
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,503
Hardly.
272
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,721
I came over to settle our
disagreement once and for all.
273
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,591
A novel idea. But how
do you propose we--
274
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,461
Ow! Jerk!
275
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,297
How did Captain Jack Tatterson
and the Space Monkey Overlord
276
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,132
resolve THEIR differences?
277
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,001
Mano a mano...
278
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,235
In a circle of equals...
279
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,237
A duel to the death...
280
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,840
At the edge of Felix
Sanchez State Park...
281
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:20,745
Space Monkey Rock.
Fitting. I accept.
282
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,816
But first, would you like
to use my bathroom?
283
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:52,043
Hey! Are you here
to cheer me on?
284
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,411
Never mind them.
285
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,579
You've got to get your
head in the game.
286
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,414
Now look, this should
be a cake walk.
287
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,316
You're bigger than Dan,
you're stronger...
288
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,285
All right, Dan. Remember,
Chris is bigger than you,
289
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:05,156
and stronger than you...
Probably faster.
290
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,425
This is your idea
of a pep talk?
291
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,628
But you have something
he doesn't.
292
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,996
What's that?
293
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:17,368
Unbridled madness.
294
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,904
Now if you get into trouble,
I've made a slight modification
295
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,474
in your pugil stick.
296
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,511
Where did you learn to
make something like that?
297
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:32,950
And if you press this button,
a cattle prod pops out.
298
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,819
I'd prefer a flamethrower.
299
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,522
Beggars and choosers. Hey the
charge in this baby should put
300
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,124
Chris down like a
sack of potatoes.
301
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:45,096
Now get out there and
murder him!
302
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,704
So, do you want to say one two
three go or somethin--
303
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,973
RRAAARRHHH!!!
304
00:17:55,975 --> 00:18:04,148
RRRAAARRHHH!!!
305
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,783
Go Dan!
306
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,120
Get him, son!
307
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:16,227
Ahhh!
308
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,195
Whoops.
309
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:21,766
Oof!
310
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,538
After all I've done for you!
311
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,942
You burn down my house?
312
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:42,286
For the last time, you
can't have my toy!
313
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:48,192
It's. MY. Toy!
314
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:56,767
(electricity zapping sound)
315
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,436
Chris!
316
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,403
Wake up.
317
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,404
It's getting good.
318
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,706
Nngg.
319
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:21,893
?
? ? ?
320
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,662
What are we doing?
321
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,430
Last I checked, you were about
send me plummeting to my death.
322
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:32,436
You don't get off that
easy. Give me your hand.
323
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,573
(elise sr. o.s.) Oh, come on!
324
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,574
Why didn't you kill me?
325
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:41,946
I was going to. But
then I thought, "nah."
326
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,616
I'm going home. We'll talk
about this tomorrow.
327
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:59,096
Here, Dan. A Death Ray should
never come between friends.
328
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,965
I want you to have it.
329
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,500
Really?
330
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,668
Yes.
331
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,936
Thanks, Chris.
332
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,470
This means a lot.
333
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,840
I... don't really have
anywhere to put it, though.
334
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,910
My Dan's box of
special memories!
335
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,379
You didn't give it
away after all.
336
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,149
Nope. I couldn't
bring myself to.
337
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,084
Hey, they're doing a 25th
annivsersary screening of
338
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,619
Space Monkeys tonight.
You want to go?
339
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,654
You bet, buddy.
340
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,998
Ah, there's nothing
quite like friendship,
341
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,967
is there, Mr. Mumbles?
342
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:36,734
Meow!
343
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:47,812
Huh. What's this X doing
on the floor? Oh, no.
344
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,314
(dan o.s)
Oh, come on!
345
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,525
Welcome to new job,
Yankee pig-dog!
346
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,827
(laughs)
347
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,795
Ha, ha. I am fun boss!
348
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,999
I'm in Siberia, aren't I?
349
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,568
Da. You make ball bearings now.
350
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,902
Here is chisel.
351
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:16,607
Here is metal cube.
You make like this!
352
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,343
I never catch a lucky break.
353
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,545
I should be home in
bed right now.
354
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,749
(mr. mumbles snoring)
355
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,851
YEOWLS.
356
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:31,451
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
25298
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
