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What is that?
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I thought it couldn't get any worse
than those awful crickets!
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Man, I hate crickets!
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At least they're flammable.
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How long has that been there?
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Bejabbers!
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? I think... ?
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? Kitties are pretty ?
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? I think puppies are nice. ?
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Manfrangensen Animal Shelter.
Crunchy speaking.
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Yeah! I-- wait.
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- Did you say Crunchy?
- That's my name.
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Unbelievable, this jackanape.
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Hey, jerk face!
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Shut those confounded dogs up!
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Oh, I'm sorry about that, sir.
We're overloaded at the moment,
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and the animals
are a little agitated.
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Why is that my problem?
I didn't ask you
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to build an animal jail
across the street.
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Shut your prisoners up, warden.
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I'll try to calm them down.
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You'd better.
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That's it!
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ANIMAL SHELTER!!!
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Stupid animal shelter...
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disturbing the peace.
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I bet it's even
a no-kill shelter.
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Um, sir, we're closed.
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Then why is the door unlocked?
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Listen up!
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I live across the street,
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and this barking
is keeping me awake,
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so stop it already!
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Oh, you're the dude
who called, right?
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And what of it?
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I'm sorry, sir.
I tried everything.
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I tried feeding them,
petting them,
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singing to them,
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beat poetry.
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Have you tried
just beating them?
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If that's a joke, sir,
it is so not funny.
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Then it's not a joke.
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There's really
nothing I can do, sir.
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Here. Have some
complimentary earplugs.
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I know it's only
a small consolation, but--
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Gimme!
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Don't make me come back here.
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Next time,
I'll be wearing shoes.
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I've had it!
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If you want
something done right,
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you have to do it yourself.
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I've got to call Chris.
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- Ah, come on.
- Hi. It's Chris.
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Leave a message.
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How dare you
let your machine pick up?!
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You are scum!
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You're worthless, spineless,
rotten to the core!
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That's it!
We are no longer friends!
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I hate you!
We are done!
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If you ever try
to speak to me again,
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I will literally strangle you!
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Come over when you get this.
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It's Dan.
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That's Chris' knock.
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Sounds like he clipped
his nails this morning.
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- Uh...
- Finally!
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I came as soon
as I got your message.
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Hey, do I smell meat loaf?
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Got my message?
Why was your phone off?
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Well, my doctor
says I'd sleep more
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if I didn't take your calls
in the middle of the night.
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This is not okay.
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You never turn your phone off
ever again.
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- Promise me.
- So what do you need me for?
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Promise me!
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I promise.
Why am I here?
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Vengeance.
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They built an animal shelter
across the street.
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- Another one?
- What do you mean another one?
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Well, Manfrangensen
Animal Shelter's been there
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since before you moved in.
It's an historic landmark.
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I'm sure we've talked
about this before.
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What was that?
I wasn't listening.
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Ah, what's the problem, Dan?
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Well, they won't let me sleep!
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Mm-hmm. Who's that?
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Would you start
paying attention?
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The howling beasts!
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But they'll get theirs.
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Mm-hmm. How?
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You'll distract the incompetent
at the counter.
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I'll sneak the poison
into the kennel.
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Wait. Wait, are you planning
to poison abandoned animals?
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I mean, kind of.
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- No!
- Why not?
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They're just
gonna go to sleep... forever.
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Dan, these are
innocent creatures
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that have been abandoned
by an uncaring society!
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What if I just poison
the guy who works there?
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That would be murder.
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But it's for a good cause.
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I can release the animals,
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and they can run free!
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I don't think
that will sway the jury.
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So I just wasted my whole day
making this poison meat loaf?
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Oh, no.
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Dan, have I been poisoned?
Dan?
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Have you been eating
my poison meat loaf?
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Do you have
more than one meat loaf?
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Who has more
than one meat loaf?
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Maybe you should go ahead
and sit down.
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I'm feeling pretty
lightheaded.
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Yeah.
You've been poisoned.
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Seriously, you should sit down.
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I think I'm going to faint.
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Fall this way.
I'll catch you.
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You really should have sat down.
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Ah, what are you, made of sand?
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Well, I'm not paying
for an ambulance.
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I want you to know
you're paying
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for that meat loaf
with your own money.
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And the poison.
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And busfare.
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Hey, man, if you're not using
that dead body for anything,
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can I have it?
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You may not!
He's not dead!
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Don't you listen to that man.
You're not dead, pal.
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Hang in there.
Only 12 more stops.
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Hello, fair nurse.
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I would like to check
mine friend into yon hospital.
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Does he have insurance?
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I'm sure he does.
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He's one of "those."
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- With which carrier?
- Oh, come on!
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This is my friend.
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He's been poisoned.
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You are a hospital.
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Fix him, please.
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Does he have
any identification?
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Yes, I'm sure he does.
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- I'll need his full name to--
- Aah!
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You and your
endless bureaucracy!
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Sir, I just need his name.
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Forget it.
I will take my business
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and my dying friend elsewhere.
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There's got to be an easier way.
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Maybe if you had wheels
or something.
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This guy's insurance plan
is really good.
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He'll get to see a real doctor,
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not the actor in a lab coat
that most people see.
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Come on, rookie.
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Seriously, if this doesn't work,
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I'm leaving you.
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I would never leave you.
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Really?
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Are you with the hospital?
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Hey, buddy, you mind taking
the next ambulance? Thanks.
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I'm sure one will be here
in a few minutes.
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You'll be fine.
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Hey, excuse me. Where--
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where are you-- what?
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Oh, yeah.
This is much easier.
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Hey, what are you doing
with our patient?
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He was trying to escape.
I stopped him.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Looks like this guy's
been poisoned.
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Well, the chart says broken arm.
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Someone should contact
this guy's next of kin.
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He doesn't look so good.
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Oh, fine.
I'll call her.
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Hello.
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It's Dan. I've got some
good news and some bad news.
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- Is Chris with you?
- Chris isn't really...
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with us anymore.
He's dead.
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- What?!
- Well, not dead, but poisoned.
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Poisoned?!
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But the hospital thinks
he has a broken arm.
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You're not making any sense!
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Yes, I really should have
planned out
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what I'd say
before I called you.
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- Is Chris okay?
- No, he's dead.
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- I mean, no, he's not.
- Where are you?
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- I'm at a pay phone.
- And where is Chris?
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I don't know!
They took him!
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Down the hall somewhere,
I think.
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Are you at the hospital?
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Of course! What have I been
saying this whole time?
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I'll be there in five minutes,
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and I am not happy!
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Like I am?
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Say beep one more time.
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Be serious!
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He still hasn't woken up!
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Oh, he's fine.
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They said they got
most of the poison out.
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He's in a better place now.
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Better place?
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He's in a hospital!
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This is pretty much
the worst place you can be!
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- I would think shark tank.
- Dan!
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Well, whose fault
is this anyway?
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- Yours!
- No way.
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Listen, if you walk
into somebody's house
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and you see a meat loaf
on the counter,
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do you just dig right in?
He didn't even ask!
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You know Chris
is on the see-food diet.
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That's no excuse
for monkey-wrenching my plans!
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Also, meat loaf isn't sea food.
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Oh, see food!
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I get it!
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It's a good thing
you still have a sense of humor
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even though Chris is dead.
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Dying. Poisoned.
Whatever. He's fine.
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I am going
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to get some tea.
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Don't touch anything!
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Finally.
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Do you want to tag along
on my revenge?
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"Yes, I do."
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Do you want to pay for everything
with your credit cards?
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"l don't know."
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Oh, come on.
We'll have a blast!
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"Well, all right.
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Can I get a milk shake later?"
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Of course you can, buddy.
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This is the third-most
uncomfortable thing
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I've had to do all week.
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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Glad I made a copy
of your car key.
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Don't worry, buddy!
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I'll make you some airholes!
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You'll be okay, buddy.
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"Well, hello there.
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My name is Chris.
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I would like to purchase
these here items."
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My. That's a lot of dynamite.
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"l got some 'sploding to do.
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Ha ha ha."
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Okay, that will be $3,700.
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"Why, I do believe
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I'll pay with my credit card."
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Let me get that for you, buddy.
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I'm going to need to see
some l.D. with that.
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"Why don't you ring yourself up
a 30% tip!"
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Thank you, sir.
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"And thanks for your help
there, my good fellow!"
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Don't worry, buddy.
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Your money didn't go to waste.
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Thanks again for bankrolling
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my sweet, sweet revenge!
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Stupid homeless animals.
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Uh-oh. Looks like there's
no room for you in the car.
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"Hey, that's okay.
I don't mind.
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Just stick me
through the sunroof."
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You sure you don't mind?
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"l don't mind a bit,
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but can we stop
for milk shakes now?"
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Let's get you that milk shake.
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"Thanks, Dan.
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You're the best."
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Welcome to Burgerphile,
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home of the world-famous
burger bowl.
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World-famous?
Whatever you say, sweetness.
265
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,940
Get me a plain burger,
small cola,
266
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and a milk shake
for my friend here.
267
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,850
That's a plain burger,
no cheese!
268
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,790
I'm lactose-intolerant!
269
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:27,790
You put cheese on my burger,
I will die,
270
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,790
but not before
I burn this place to the ground!
271
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,390
That'll be $2.98, sir.
272
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,900
Keep the change, pumpkin.
273
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,390
You're okay, buddy.
274
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,670
Ketchup, the one true condiment.
275
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,580
Here's your milk shake, slugger.
276
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:50,110
"Thanks, Dan.
277
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,670
You're my best friend."
278
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,150
I know.
279
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,280
"l love you."
280
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,050
I feel somewhat warmly
towards you,
281
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,680
but to be honest,
282
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,320
this conversation's
making me uncomfortable.
283
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,490
Thank goodness.
284
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,700
It's Elise. I'll get it.
Yello.
285
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,200
Where have you taken Chris?
286
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,260
Somebody stole him
from the hospital!
287
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,500
And you just assume it was me.
288
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,530
I saw the security tapes!
289
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,040
You also took our car!
290
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,170
Possession is nine-tenths
of the law, I'll have you know.
291
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,580
Technically Chris is mine now.
292
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,480
Bring him back
to the hospital this instant.
293
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,180
He needs medical care!
294
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,660
Bring him back? Why?
295
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:37,160
We're having a great time!
296
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,090
Sure, he's a little pale
297
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:41,120
and his breathing's shallow,
but he's fine.
298
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,760
Plus he's going to help me
blow up--
299
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,700
I mean, run some errands.
300
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,460
I can drop him off
when we're done.
301
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,800
Bring him back now, Dan!
302
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,400
What's that?
You're breaking up!
303
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,600
Crackle! Crackle! Buzz!
304
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,310
You're not even
making the noises.
305
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,320
You're just saying
crackle and buzz!
306
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,080
Crackle! Buzz!
307
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,920
Revenge is hard enough without
these stupid distractions.
308
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,960
Oh, no!
309
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,330
Chris, why did you let me
drink your milk shake?
310
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,570
I've got to get to my medicine!
311
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,200
Come on!
312
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,480
Curse you, Burgerphile!
313
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,540
You're...
314
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,750
going on the list.
315
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,760
Medicine.
316
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,270
Need...
317
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,830
my medicine.
318
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,540
Man.
319
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,170
I need to vacuum.
320
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:11,120
Of course.
Stay here.
321
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,350
I'm going to run
to the drugstore.
322
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:16,090
Oh, Chris.
Dan!
323
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,990
You have three seconds
to explain yourself!
324
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,160
We got dynamite.
325
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,860
Okay, just don't jostle me
or anything.
326
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,990
My guts are killing me.
327
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,730
Ohh! My guts.
328
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,270
Hello, floor.
329
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,900
You and I are going to be
spending some time together.
330
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,170
Ah, yes!
331
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,650
Great!
More barking!
332
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,650
There's the icing
on my awfulness cake.
333
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,180
This'll shut your furry faces.
334
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:05,330
So long, you loud jerks.
335
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,660
Stop looking at me like that.
336
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,400
Bad kitty!
337
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,420
Do you want to be my kitty?
338
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,600
I'm going to call you Mumbles.
339
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,530
Let's go, Mr. Mumbles.
340
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,310
Do you mind that I just changed
your name to Mr. Mumbles?
341
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,950
Fine.
342
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,930
Mr. Mumbles.
343
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,440
You waited for me?
344
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,640
I love you, Mr. Mumbles.
345
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,150
Okay, Mr. Mumbles,
cover your ears.
346
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,720
Three,
347
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,220
two,
348
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,990
one...
349
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,620
Not cool!
350
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,530
Oh, harsh buzz, bro...
351
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,330
Oh, no, dude. My locks!
352
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,530
My locks!
353
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,370
Holy Diver! What is--
354
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,980
Why, Mr. Mumbles? Why?
355
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,980
Are you kidding me?
356
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,960
A firing range?
357
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,860
Sir, the doctor's
ready to see you now.
358
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,140
No, we did not purchase
359
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:30,080
$4,000 worth of explosives.
360
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,480
Good day, sir.
361
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,510
Okay, let's get those pants off.
362
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,250
I'm here about my face
being all scratched.
363
00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,760
Oh, don't worry.
364
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,320
I'm not a doctor.
365
00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:50,920
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