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I can't believe
how much I hate everything.
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Hi, Dan.
I just moved in next door.
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I'm a supermodel.
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I don't care who the lRS sends.
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I am not paying taxes!
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You're cute and so clever.
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If you kiss me,
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I'll make you pancakes.
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Oh, come on!
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I can almost taste
those pancakes.
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No supermodel, no pancakes.
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Pfft, reality.
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Why can't I wake up from this?
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My car!
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Three long scratches.
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Coarse gray fur.
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Paw prints!
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Deductive reasoning
leads me to the conclusion
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that there is only one
possible culprit--
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WOLF-MAN!!!
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Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
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Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone!
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Are you screening this call?
No one screens me!
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I will not be screened!
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Hello?
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- Chris, get over here.
- Dan?
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I thought your court-ordered
evaluation was today.
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I'm not going.
I have been wronged!
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- Again?
- I can't believe it either!
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- I demand vengeance!
- Who is it this time?
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The worst, most devious
subhuman of them all!
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- The mailman?
- Close. The Wolf-Man!
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The Wolf-Man?
Like from the movies?
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Like the movies, but a real one.
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- Uh-huh.
- Just get over here!
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Yeah, I told Elise I wouldn't help you
with revenge anymore,
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- so--
- Get over here right now!
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I said now!
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Hey, Elise, do you need
anything from the store?
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Was that Dan on the phone?
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Yeah. He says he's been wronged.
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Who is it this time?
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The, uh... Wolf-Man...
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- I know.
- So you're going?
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Well, you told me you didn't
want me helping Dan
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with his missions
of vengeance anymore.
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I just said you shouldn't
let Dan push you around.
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You can go if you want.
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Well, in that case, I'd better go.
Dan said to get over there right now.
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- Have fun.
- Love you!
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Don't do anything...
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stupid.
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- What took you so long?
- Nice to see you too.
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Stupid Wolf-Man.
I'll get you!
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There's no such thing
as a Wolf-Man, Dan.
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How could you be so naive?
Look at the fur!
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Look at the paw prints!
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There's an animal shelter
right there.
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Look.
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Those are sneaker prints.
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- Exactly!
- Exactly what?
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What wears shoes,
but also has paws?
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The Wolf-Man!
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So you're saying
that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.
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He's an evil beast
with an unsavory blood lust!
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Of course he jogs!
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If he's wearing shoes,
what's with the paw prints?
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Obviously he runs like this.
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He doesn't run like that
in movies.
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This isn't the movies!
This is real life!
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Stop living in a fantasy world!
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The Wolf-Man scratched my car,
and he must pay...
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- next month!
- Why next month?
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Next full moon.
Don't you watch movies?
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So what are we doing today?
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Nothing! Go home!
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No revenge today?
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Nah, it got pushed back
to next month.
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- Full moon and everything.
- Makes sense, sort of.
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Oh, I should have said that.
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That wouldn't work.
Too subtle.
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It's the full moon again tonight.
Get over here!
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It's Halloween.
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What? So?
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So I'm handing out candy
with Elise.
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Chris, did you just eat
all the candy again?
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Uh, yes.
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If I bring more candy out,
will it last
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until the trick-or-treaters
get here?
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Uh... I can't guarantee that.
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Is that Dan on the phone?
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Is that Elise?
Don't tell her it's me!
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- How did you know?
- Snitch!
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We're the only two people
that call you.
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Why don't you go help him?
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Sweet! Get over here!
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Can I take some candy with me?
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Never mind.
I don't need your help.
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The situation is under control.
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- Help!
- Quiet!
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- Who's that?
- The Wolf-Man. I caught him!
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- You caught him?
- Mission accomplished!
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- Help!
- Quiet! You can go.
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Oh, Dan, this is not okay!
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What isn't okay?
I caught the Wolf-Man!
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This isn't the Wolf-Man!
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Dan, you caught
a trick-or-treater.
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Of course he's the Wolf-Man!
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Look at him!
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Does he have claws?
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No.
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So how did he scratch your car?
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Maybe he grows claws!
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Dan, there's no such thing
as the Wolf-Man!
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- Of course there is!
- There is not!
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I want to go home!
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- Quiet!
- Quiet!
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You can't
go kidnapping children!
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And, you, don't you know
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not to go trick-or-treating
without an adult?
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Yeah, there's a lot
of crazies out there.
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You could end up
on a milk carton.
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Awfully sorry about this.
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Well, at least you're here
to help me with the--
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Wolf-Man! There he is!
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- Get him!
- Trick or--
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Dan, stop! That's a yeti!
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Help me!
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He's reverting to human form!
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Oh, right!
I'm a cop! Hey!
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This is much nicer
than the last jail I was in.
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- That's very reassuring.
- Don't get snippy.
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All right.
Now, which one of you is Chris?
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- That's me, sir.
- Okay. So we have a wallet,
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keys, a comb...
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Why do you have a comb?
Your hair is boring.
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...a locket with a picture in it...
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Hey, that's not me!
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...three bouillon cubes--
two beef, one chicken.
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Really?
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There might be
a soup-related emergency.
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Do you mind?
I got a lot on my plate
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and I don't need
to be spending all day
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with a couple of knuckleheads
like you two.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you got going on
that's so important?
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I'm in the middle of a book
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I'd like to finish
sometime this year.
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Good book.
Not all of it works, though.
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Now what else?
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Okay, so are you Dan?
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- Give me my stuff.
- Okay.
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We got an enemies list
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and several
expletive-laced letters
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to someone named Grandma.
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Also I feel I should warn you
that you are way past
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the legal limit on pocket lint.
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What I do in the privacy
of my pockets
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is my business alone!
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You can't treat me like this!
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I know people who pay taxes!
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And where are my knucks?
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Brass knuckles
are illegal in California
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and the rest of the country.
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They've been confiscated.
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Confiscated? Confiscated?
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Dan, don't.
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Confiscated?!
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I can't believe this!
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Those were a gift
from my mother!
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How dare you?!
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I'm going to confiscate
this water!
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What's going on here?
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How dare you?!
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Well, I'm confiscating
this and this,
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and I'm confiscating your hat!
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Sir, do not reach for my hat.
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Well, that was
completely humiliating.
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It wasn't my fault.
That guy was being difficult.
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And whose fault was it
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that we were jailed
for assaulting a minor?
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Okay, so maybe the kid
wasn't the Wolf-Man.
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- Maybe?!
- Okay, probably!
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There,
are you happy now?
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What about this situation
would make me happy?!
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I am so tired.
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That is just like you.
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One minor run-in with the law,
and you're set to give up.
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Not me, pal!
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Give up? Now I'm going
to drop you off and go to bed.
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And let the Wolf-Man roam free?
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Oh, for the last time...
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- there is no--
- Shh. Did you hear that?
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Ugh. Probably a dog.
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Drive north.
North, you monkey!
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Oh, come on!
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How can there be
a traffic jam at this hour?
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Halloween. Normal people
are coming back
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from costume parties,
not police stations.
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- I hate everyone.
- You don't hate everyone.
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I do! I hate everyone!
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All that anger's not good
for you, you know.
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- It's eating you alive!
- You know what you can eat?
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I don't have to be out here
driving you around, you know.
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I've got better things to do than looking
for mythical creatures!
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He's not mythical.
He scrat--
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I have put up with an awful lot--
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My car--
he scratched my car!
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I have put up with
an awful lot from you
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on this stupid quest of yours,
but no more!
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I'm out!
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You're stupid.
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Next time, you should have
one of your other friends help you.
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- Like who?
- I don't know.
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- How about your friend Ted?
- He's not talking to me right now.
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You know, people struggling
with dangerous--
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That's him!
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That's... the Wolf-Man!
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Come on, get after him!
Pretend he's a sandwich!
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What kind of sandwich?
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Watch out! Stop it!
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- Let go!
- You let go!
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It's my car!
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We're going to lose him!
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- Then let me drive!
- Fine!
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What are you doing?!
Get after him!
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I... can't move!
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You are coming back, right?
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Wolf-Man!
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Come out to play!
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Wolf-Man.
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Wolf-Man.
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Wolf-Man.
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You didn't have to ditch me.
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I think we both know that I did.
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You froze.
You let the team down.
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- The team?
- Team Dan.
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Did you at least
catch the Wolf-Man?
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No, jerk-face,
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I didn't catch the Wolf-Man!
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I lost him on Laurel Canyon,
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thanks to your freezing up
like a bed-wetter in winter!
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Where could he have gone?
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He probably lives
around there somewhere.
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Next full moon,
that's where we'll start.
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So we try again in a month.
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No. Go home.
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Find silver.
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We need silver
to stop the Wolf-Man.
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Come back with as much silver
as you can find.
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And a cupcake.
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You are, like, the slowest driver
in the world.
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"Thanks for helping me, Chris."
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"Momina-momina, Chris."
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Give me your silver.
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This is it?
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I told you to bring me
all the silver you could find,
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00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,940
and you bring me one lousy coin?
259
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,770
Yeah, and I'm actually
going to need that back.
260
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,780
It's kind of a family heirloom.
261
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,300
It was
my great-great-grandfather's
262
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,440
Iucky silver--
hey, D-- hey, Dan!
263
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,470
Knock it off!
264
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,320
I need silver
to wound the Wolf-Man!
265
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,980
It's part of my plan!
I'll give it back later.
266
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,820
But it'll be destroyed!
267
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,450
Stop the whining already!
268
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:43,000
Yes.
That will do nicely.
269
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,510
In one month's time,
270
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,910
this will pierce
the flesh of the Wolf-Man.
271
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:56,180
That's odd.
It's not even raining.
272
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,460
Oh! Hot!
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
273
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,590
Do you even own a bow?
274
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,330
Nope...
275
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,700
but I know where to get one.
276
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,670
- I still don't feel right about this.
- Keep digging!
277
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,610
I mean, I've done
some questionable things before,
278
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,300
but this feels like grave robbing.
279
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,610
Plus I've heard
this place is haunted.
280
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:23,120
God, it's not haunted.
281
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,480
Besides, do you know
a better place to find a bow?
282
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,210
A sporting goods store,
just off the top of my head.
283
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,120
I don't have any money.
Besides, shut up!
284
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,520
Oh, gross! A skull!
285
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,030
Let me see.
286
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,530
Cool!
287
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,050
Yeah.
288
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,400
- Finally.
- Ahh. Ah, you got it?
289
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,670
No thanks to you,
Sleeping Ugly.
290
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,800
Now drive me home.
291
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,250
What time is it?
292
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,510
4:00 a.m.
293
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,020
I'm supposed
to have breakfast
294
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,520
with Elise and her parents.
295
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,350
I've been up all night.
I'm covered in dirt.
296
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,980
I'm going to be completely dead
in the morning.
297
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:07,320
Not as dead as they are!
298
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,970
Oh, no.
299
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,870
Run!
300
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,350
In your face,
Neolithic indigenous zombies!
301
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,180
Dan, don't taunt the undead!
302
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,220
- See you in about a month.
- I guess.
303
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,260
Enjoy your stupid breakfast!
304
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:51,500
He's been, uh,
working really hard.
305
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,940
Mom, Dad, watch!
306
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,950
He does a really cool trick!
307
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,980
See?
308
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,820
Man, I hate coffee.
309
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,270
- Why did you get it?
- I used their bathroom.
310
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,290
What does using their bathroom
have to do with anything?
311
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:28,000
Bathrooms are
for customers only, Chris.
312
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,310
Okay, but why did
you get coffee?
313
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,870
We're on a stakeout!
314
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:34,380
You have to have coffee
on a stakeout!
315
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:37,380
Tell me how it's possible
to have a stakeout
316
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,150
and not have
a Styrofoam cup of joe!
317
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,650
Whatever!
Could we just drop it?
318
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,090
- Fine!
- Fine!
319
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,920
- Fine! I still hate coffee.
- Fine! I don't care!
320
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,050
Can we please stop talking
about the coffee?
321
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,650
Fine!
322
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:55,530
- These donuts suck.
- Then stop eating them!
323
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,370
And why did we have
to take my car?
324
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,000
Do you know
how expensive gas is?
325
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,060
- It's like seven bucks a gallon!
- Right! That's my point!
326
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,600
This is your revenge!
327
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,170
You should at least
chip in for--
328
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,740
Shh!
329
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,270
Let's roll.
330
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,480
Aah! Hot coffee!
331
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,480
All over the car!
332
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,750
Drive!
333
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,120
Oh, no!
334
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,150
I ran over another cyclist!
335
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,720
Don't stop! Drive!
336
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,760
I should probably
at least see if the guy's okay.
337
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,400
He's fine.
I saw him get up.
338
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,700
- Really?
- Absolutely.
339
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,140
Ooh. He is not fine.
340
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,870
Yeah. He won't be getting up
for a long time.
341
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,510
He's close.
342
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,280
I can sense his presence.
343
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,450
You can't sense his presence.
344
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,980
I can so. Shut up!
345
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:56,020
Mmm. Tacos.
346
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,220
I told you I could sense him!
Get close.
347
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,740
- Chris, drive!
- Right!
348
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:21,750
Keep it steady, buddy!
We only have one shot at this!
349
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,060
Fetch this, Fido.
350
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:29,890
Good shot!
351
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,060
We got him now!
Stop here!
352
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,910
I knew if we wounded him,
he'd lead us to his home.
353
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,740
His wolf den.
354
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,800
Why do you have to give
everything a name?
355
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,540
So that's blood?
356
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,280
I don't know.
Taste it.
357
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,650
That's blood.
Oh, gross.
358
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,190
Three fourteen.
359
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,960
Perfect.
360
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:21,870
What maniac shoots a guy
in the butt with an arrow?
361
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:25,250
Bunch of filthy animals
in this town.
362
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,420
So I guess we need
some more silver.
363
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,010
- For what?
- You know, to--
364
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,580
you know, kill the Wolf-Man.
365
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,120
Kill him?
366
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,860
Yeah, now that we know
where he lives.
367
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,160
The guy scratches my car,
and you want to kill him?
368
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,690
Well, yeah!
He's a menace!
369
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,930
- What are you, a psycho?
- No! I just thought we were--
370
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,460
Shh.
371
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,530
You got some serious
anger issues.
372
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,470
You know they have
books for that.
373
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,320
That's it?
You keyed his car?
374
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:02,820
Yep. Now we're even.
375
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:05,380
He scratched my car.
I scratched his.
376
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,920
We spent months on this.
377
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,430
We steal from
an archeological dig,
378
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,860
my car smells like coffee,
379
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,830
and my great-great-grandfather's
lucky silver dollar
380
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,830
has been pounded flat
and is now lodged
381
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,360
in the right buttock
of a werecreature,
382
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,490
all so you could key his car!
383
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:20,010
Yeah!
384
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,730
Wanna hit Burgerphile?
385
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,970
No, I don't want-- I just--
386
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,410
How could you--
You know what? I--
387
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:29,210
- Yeah, okay.
- You're buying!
388
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,840
I'm glad that's over with.
389
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:36,880
No more monsters.
390
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:41,480
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