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Sorry, mate.
I'm sorry, mate.
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Excuse me, mate.
What are you...
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What are you doing?
English?
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If you're taking the
mickey, you picked
on the wrong person.
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Let me tell you that.
No, I'm not picking
on you at all.
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You're English, correct?
Yeah, big time, yeah.
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I'm working on
an English character.
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Would you mind...
It's called
Reginald Poofter.
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Oh.
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David Brent,
my liege.
How are you?
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Michael Scott.
Oh, bloody hell.
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I do characters as well.
I got a Chinese fella.
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Not politically correct,
but he's called Holy...
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That's what it
sounds like.
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"Herro! Herro!"
I do Ping.
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"Herro. I'm Ping."
You can't do
that these days.
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You can't.
I'm Ping! No.
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No, no. And people
don't understand
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that it has nothing to
do with making fun of
a different nationality.
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No, no, no.
No, comedy is a place
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where the mind goes
to tickle itself.
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That's what she
said.
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That's good.
Pleasure to meet you.
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Where are you working?
Dunder Mifflin.
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Any jobs going?
No, not right now.
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Just let me know.
All right.
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See you around.
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Bye, bye.
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What a nice guy.
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Your first student is
here, Mr. Bernard.
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That's actually
"Master of Ceremonies"
Bernard.
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Last year,
I went to a seminar
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called "The 10 Secrets
of Real Estate."
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Turns out it was
just a ploy to sell me
timeshares in Idaho.
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Cut to, you know,
I'm spending a
weekend in Boise,
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terrible time,
super lonely.
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But I get to thinking,
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maybe I should puton my own seminarto lure clients.
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Oh.
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Hello, I am here
for the small
business seminar.
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Michael?
Nein, I'm Greek!
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My name is Mykonos.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Wait, Michael?
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Michael?
Okay.
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I am the plant.
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Every great seminar has one.
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My job is to make
the speaker look good,
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and I do this
through the techniques
of leading questions
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and laughing at all jokes.
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And the character, Mykonos,
is just a little added flavor.
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Mykonos is loosely
based on another
character I do, Spiros,
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who is more about the ladies.
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Thank you so much,
Tuna Turner.
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You are simply
the best.
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Listen,
this isn't a favor,
all right?
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This is a good idea.
We all win.
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Go higher.
All right.
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I get super flexible
when I'm nervous.
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Wow.
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Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Hey, Andy,
I'm really, really
sorry to do this to you,
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but I have
a meeting today
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that I totally forgot,
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so I can't be a part
of this seminar.
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No! What?
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You can't do that.
You are a critical
part of this seminar.
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You're the charming
warm-up guy.
I know.
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If the seminar was
a meal, you'd be
the amuse-bouche.
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You signal the flavors
of the whole night.
I'm really sorry.
I can't do it.
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You can't. You can't.
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I can't have
this go badly.
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I'm a terrible salesman,
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and I haven't beenmaking very manysales lately, or ever.
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This is my onlyidea on how toturn things around.
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If it goes badly,I might lose my job,
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which would suck,
because this is the only
job I've ever been good at.
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Will you let me
know when this whole
seminar thing's over?
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What's going on?
Do you know that guy?
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I just have a meeting,
outside the office.
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Hey.
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How are the marks?
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What are some of your
small business ideas?
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I was thinking we could
buy up a bunch of
abandoned mineshafts.
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ALL:
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That's great.
There's a big,
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big future in that.
WOMAN: A lot of mines
in Scranton.
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DWIGHT: Um,
what about you?
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Uh, credit cards.
Uh-huh.
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My company will act
as an inter-medium
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for, like, 0.2 cents
off every transaction.
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Wow!
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Or something
with cell phones,
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like, every time you
make a phone call,
I'd make 0.2 cents.
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Or anything. Like,
any online shopping,
I get 0.2 cents basically.
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Right. Okay?
Yeah.
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Okay.
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You promised us whales.
These are worms.
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They're not worms,
Dwight, okay?
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They're just people
with tiny businesses.
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They're baby whales,
which is even cuter.
I'm out.
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Stanley, you're
supposed to close.
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I'm out, too.
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What?
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I already lost Jim.
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Salesmen are supposed
to help each other out.
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We're supposed to be a team.
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We're no more a team
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than the people
staying in the same
hotel are a team.
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You know what
might be kind of fun?
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I was thinking,
you know, Andy's having
a seminar today?
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What if we went in
as a Greek couple?
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Mykonos and...
Oh, I don't
know, Michael.
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I'm not feeling
up to that.
Okay.
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MICHAEL: Holly brokeup with A. J. last week,
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which is the greatest
thing that has ever
happened to me.
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To Holly, it's been the
worst week of her life,
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and I know for a fact
that there was a week
for her in High School
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when she got mono
and her first period ever.
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Too much information?
That's what I thought.
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But you know what?
Here I am using it.
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If you change your
mind, why don't you
talk to Mykonos?
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Is Mykonos Greek?
He sounds Italian.
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Ugh. You're the fifth person
to tell me that today.
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Maybe Mykonos ran away
to join the Italian circus.
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Okay, yeah, like
a character history.
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Good. Tom Hanks does that.
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Yeah.
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Is "JLP" a word?
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"Jelp?" J-E-L-P?
No, J-L-P.
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Like, "I Jlp...
I Jlp you!"
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I don't think
that's a word.
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I'm playing
scrabble with Gabe,
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and I've never
won a game.
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The winner gets to pick
the movie we watch.
I have won no games.
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So far I've seen
The Shining,
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Rosemary's Baby,The Ring.
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Not really my thing.
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Although, I...
I do like the early
parts of the movies
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where they have
a perfect family
and everything.
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You want some help?
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Really?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Yes.
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K-A. "Ka?"
What does "ka" mean?
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It means you're
playing someone who's
going to destroy you.
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Why did you play "moo?"
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Because I'm
playing to win.
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I'm playing "moo,"
I'm playing "milk,"
whatever it takes.
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Okay, but look,
you could have
hit "mood."
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Would have played
a... A triple word.
Ah.
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Like the cow
mood yesterday.
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God.
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Or moon.
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The cow jumped
over the moon.
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She's stuck on
that one thing.
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You know it doesn't
have to just be cow
stuff, right?
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Kevin, Jim dropped
out of my seminar,
and I'm just...
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I was wondering if you
could replace him as
my charming warm-up guy.
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Andy, I'm no Jim. I'm...
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The only way
that I'm Jim is in
the movie version
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when Jim sees what
his future would be like
if he never met Pam.
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Hey, that's crazy talk.
I think you're great.
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Then I won't let you down.
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Pink.
Indigo.
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Hi, Ryan, you
went to business
school, right?
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Yeah.
I need somebody
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to talk to this
seminar about business.
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And?
Can you do it?
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Okay.
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I don't...
I don't like committing
to things just like that.
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So, no?
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No, I don't like
committing to not
doing things, either.
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That's just as big
a commitment.
Oh, baby.
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What do I put you
down for, bro hombre?
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Yes.
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All right!
Yes, I'll do it.
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Okay, thank you so much.
It's gonna be awesome.
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And if I flake,
I flake.
What?
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Kevin, you
open it up.
Yep.
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Ryan, you come in
with your small biz
expertise, right?
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And then Creed,
guest speaker
extraordinaire.
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And then I come in
and just close all
the sales and stuff.
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Okay, here we go.
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One, two, three!
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Team!
Creed!
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Welcome everybody.
Awesome to see you guys.
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My name's Andy Bernard,
but you can call me
"The Nard Dog."
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Hi, Nard Dog.
I'm Lu Peachem.
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Let's get things
started, shall we?
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You guys ready to hear
from the Dunder Mifflin
business experts?
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Good. Well, as you can
see on your program,
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first up is a speech called,
"Don't just dream it, do it."
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Yes! Please give
a big hand to
Mr. Kevin Malone.
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Four, five.
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Yes!
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There are some people
who have charm
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and some people
who don't.
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Guess which type I am.
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Charm type.
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Dream big. Right?
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So, what I
want you to do
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is dream the biggest
that you can.
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And then double it!
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Are you okay?
No. Yes!
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Here.
Mmm-hmm.
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I'm fine.
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Okay, from here now.
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The first lesson that
I'm gonna teach you,
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right, is about
finding success.
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And the key to
finding success is
to picture a winner.
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Okay, so then,
what are you
picturing right now,
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right this second?
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'Cause the universe
is yours, people.
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Get out of the way.
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I'm really excited
to introduce you guys
to Ryan Howard.
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He has achieved a
great deal in the last...
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But perhaps no
achievement is greater
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than his on-again,
off-again girlfriend.
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What are you...
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Who am I?
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I'm Kelly Kapoor,
the business bitch.
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It is important
to brand yourself,
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so I have a couple
of things in the works.
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The business bitch,
the diet bitch,
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the shopping bitch,
the etiquette bitch.
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I could sit here,
and I could tell you the
10 secrets of business,
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and you would
have a great time,
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and you would
learn a lot.
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But who better
to tell you
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than the Yale University
adjunct professor
in management,
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Professor Scott Powell,
who I have on my BlackBerry.
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It's ringing.
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MAN: Hey, Kelly Kapoor.
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What a delicious surprise.
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Professor Powell,
you are on speakerphone.
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Uh, why?
245
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,902
Do you think you
could tell us the 10
secrets of business?
246
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,815
Um, there aren'treally 10 secrets.
247
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,851
Come on, Scott,
please. It's me.
248
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,481
Uh, all right. Well,
249
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:31,718
Uh,I guess know yourmarket would be key.
250
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,886
Practice fiscal discipline.
251
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,357
That brilliant little bitch.
252
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,258
A little treat for
our old friend, Gabe.
253
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,235
Put that "Q"
right there.
254
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:44,894
Wait. Why?
255
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,064
Put the "Q"
there, sweetie.
256
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,135
I think
there's better...
Put the "Q" there!
257
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,066
258
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,234
259
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,107
Sorry I yelled.
260
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,672
You could have
just told us what
you were thinking.
261
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,877
There's no theater
in that.
262
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,114
There's no yelling
in that, either.
Well...
263
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,721
What do you do
in your free time?
264
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,451
Practice Olympics.
265
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,386
Do you like movies?
266
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,987
I like the
musical Grease,
267
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,165
or as we call
it, "home."
268
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,501
We have to try this
out on somebody.
269
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,798
270
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,531
Hello.
271
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,831
Look, you want
to order something?
272
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,900
She will have
a greekaccino.
273
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,108
I don't know
what that is.
274
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,673
It...
275
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:32,151
It's a very strong
coffee with milk
from a goat.
276
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,816
I can't
believe it.
277
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,186
It's a miracle.
She can talk.
278
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,182
No more brain damage.
279
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,092
No more brain damage!
280
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,390
281
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,099
I don't know.
282
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:51,529
Ladies and gentlemen,
our special guest
speaker will provoke you.
283
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,505
He will inspire you.
284
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,773
He is...
285
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,072
Creed Bratton.
286
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,515
Two eyes, two ears,
287
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,518
a chin, a mouth,
288
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,755
ten fingers,
two nipples,
289
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,950
a butt, two kneecaps,
a penis.
290
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:16,259
I have just
described to you the
Loch Ness monster.
291
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,866
And the reward
for its capture?
292
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,697
All the riches
in Scotland.
293
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:26,103
So I have one question,
why are you here?
294
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,770
Okay! All right,
ladies and gentlemen,
295
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:36,338
it is now time for
the rarest of things,
296
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,509
an actual free lunch.
297
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,575
There's sandwiches
in the back.
Certainly help yourselves.
298
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,018
We'll meet back
up in an hour.
299
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,420
I picked out our movie.
It's called Suspiria.
300
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,821
It pushes all
the boundaries.
301
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,986
All your preconceived
notions about what horror
can be, come crashing down.
302
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,529
When I win,
303
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,495
we're gonna
watch Wall-E,
304
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:55,191
where all the boundaries
of color are pushed.
305
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,363
GABE: It is hard toexplain why Erin isdoing so well today.
306
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,067
The only thing I can
think is Erin is living out
307
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,110
some Slumdog Millionaire
scenario,
308
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,308
where every word she's
playing has a connection
to her orphan past.
309
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,113
It's possible.
310
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,288
So what's your crazy
business pipe dream?
311
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,584
Well, I started my own
golf supply company.
312
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,528
Really?
It's taken off faster
than I expected,
313
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,395
so I came here
to learn about creating
manageable growth.
314
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,032
Phyllis?
315
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,939
Some of these
people are for real.
316
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,877
Hey, friend.
How's it going?
317
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,775
Oh, you know what?
Let me steep
that for you.
318
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,982
Thank you.
Hey, you
know what?
319
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,984
Good news.
We're back in.
320
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,283
Let's go sell some
paper, buddy. Huh?
321
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,515
Really?
322
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,579
323
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,956
Excuse me.
I got it. I got it.
324
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,121
Hey, do you
need a lozenge?
325
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,625
They're a bunch
of jackals.
326
00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,722
What?
327
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,927
They left you
in the lurch,
328
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,597
and if they want
to jump in, it means
you're almost there.
329
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,764
You did this.
330
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,100
Bring it home.
331
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,885
Let me tell you what
you can do with
your offer to help.
332
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,012
You can table it
and offer it up
another time.
333
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,023
Just know that
I really appreciate
the gesture.
334
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,790
Hi. Hope you
enjoyed your lunch.
335
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,328
Welcome back.
336
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,727
Ooh, well, hello.
337
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,334
Welcome to the seminar.
338
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,960
Hey, man.
What's going on?
339
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,060
You're gonna blow it.
340
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,397
Maybe.
Only maybe.
341
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,268
We got it.
342
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,472
Wow, we got it.
343
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,038
344
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,750
Oscar, wait. I think
the victory would
be more meaningful
345
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,288
if Erin puts the
last word in herself.
346
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,554
Yes, Pam.
Yes, most definitely.
347
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,752
Yes.
Yes.
348
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,227
No.
349
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,285
350
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:09,460
Although I must say,
I will have apoplexy
if you lose.
351
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,464
Do you understand?
Apoplexy is what
I will have.
352
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,965
Apoplexy.
Yes.
353
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,771
Got it.
354
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,373
355
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:21,436
356
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,115
Oh, Oscar.
357
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,410
Oscar?
358
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,143
I played "ape."
359
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,988
I just want to make
a point to that last
caller. I disagree.
360
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,618
I don't think it is the
running game at all.
361
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,493
I think we do have
to make a few moves
in this off-season.
362
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,690
Wow!
363
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,858
What a day, right?
364
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,868
Guess you guys are
probably ready to go.
365
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,099
And you got my
business card, so...
366
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,437
You know,
I like you.
367
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,376
I'm going to give you
my secret gyro recipe.
368
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,539
Come out here,
since it's a secret,
and I'll tell you.
369
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,279
All right, you have
to close right now.
370
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,751
Yeah, I'm getting to it.
371
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,946
No, you're not.
You're getting past it.
372
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,352
You have to close.
Do it. You can do it.
373
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,445
Yeah, yeah.
374
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,821
Andy, what's
the problem?
375
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,987
This is hard
for me. I'm a nice guy.
376
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,553
You know, Kelly
and Creed, Kevin,
377
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,196
they believe in you.
378
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,022
Don't let them down.
379
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,867
Don't let yourself
down, Andy.
380
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,394
I'm gonna go back in.
I'm going to stall
them for a little bit.
381
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,805
I want you to get
your head together,
and then come back in.
382
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,240
I want you to close.
383
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,408
MICHAEL: What is taking that
guy so long?
384
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,142
Psst!
385
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,050
You think
this thing's gonna
go much longer?
386
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:38,950
I don't know.
They're still in there.
387
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,051
Goodbye.
Stop.
388
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,385
Out with it.
389
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,030
Here's the story.
390
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:49,193
That guy in there is Jim's
childhood friend, Tom.
391
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,600
Tom Witashkin.
392
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,161
One of my best
buddies, actually.
393
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,230
And when they
were both in
the third grade,
394
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,242
Jim was placed in the
top reading group.
395
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,369
JIM: I was blue group,so I was second from the top.
396
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,845
PAM: And Tom...Was in green group.
397
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,541
And Jim's
mom suggested
398
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,643
that Jim spend time
hanging with the kids
in his reading group,
399
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,779
because she thought
that they would be
a good influence.
400
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,323
And that's what
I told him.
Right.
401
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,922
But how'd
you say it?
402
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,088
"My mom thinks
you're too dumb
to hang out with."
403
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,257
Okay, who would
like to purchase
404
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,327
this small business
package from me right now?
405
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,731
Yes, we got one.
406
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,837
Okay, the snowball is rolling.
407
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,173
Who else?
408
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,106
You can put it off
for a couple of days,
409
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,344
but I guarantee you,
410
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:42,081
eventually you're gonna
realize you need this.
411
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,853
So the only thing that's
gonna be different
412
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,019
is you'll be a couple
of days behind
413
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,622
where you would be
if you bought this
from me right now.
414
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,425
So who's gonna
buy one right now?
415
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,695
I'll take one.
Yes! Awesome!
416
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,672
All right, anyone else?
417
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,907
Sold! Anybody else?
418
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,606
Yes! All right!
419
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,744
Yeah, bitch.
ANDY: Good choice.
420
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,111
The rest of you
are dead to me.
421
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,050
You made the stupidest
decisions of your life.
422
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,748
No, no, no.
423
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,153
But it was a pleasure
meeting you,
424
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,125
and you've got my information,
so feel free to call anytime.
425
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,657
426
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,222
Hey, you think it's coo I
if I grab a soda?
Yeah.
427
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,927
Yep, absolutely,
go ahead.
428
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,159
Hey.
429
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,230
Hey.
Hey.
430
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,001
How's it going?
Pretty good. Good.
431
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,566
It's been a while.
It has been, yeah.
432
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,244
So you work here, huh?
433
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,335
Sales.
434
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,382
Must be a front
for some kind of
famous laboratory.
435
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,439
436
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,151
'Cause you're so smart.
437
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,914
Oh, man. You remember
that, huh?
438
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,115
Barely. I'm so dumb,
439
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,858
you know,
stuff goes in,
stuff goes out.
440
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,724
Not like you probably
remember every paper
sale you ever made.
441
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,696
Paper salesman genius.
442
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,757
All right, good catch-up.
443
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,302
Yeah.
See you.
444
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,235
Where's your jetpack,
Zuckerberg?
445
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,633
Andy.
446
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,134
I didn't think
you had it in you.
447
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,907
Well, I guess when
you looked in me,
448
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,472
you forgot about my balls.
They're on the outside.
449
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,947
Don't know how
you missed 'em.
450
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,549
Wonderful seminar!
451
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,782
Almost as good
452
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,651
as the day whenwe first met.
453
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,525
You are the
love of my life.
454
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,325
Come to me, Necropolis.
455
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,891
Put your lips on
my lips. Come on.
456
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,732
Michael, I should
get back to work.
457
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,104
What? Come on.
It's time for grapes.
458
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,712
That was a fun day.
459
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,379
So, I won.
460
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,476
I know.
You get to pick.
461
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,953
Well, that's actually
what I came to talk
to you about.
462
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,819
I know how much you
want to watch Wall-E.
463
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,951
Yes?
So I got us
a compromise.
464
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,585
This movie is
called Hardware,
465
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,223
it tells the story of
a killer combat robot,
just like Wall-E,
466
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,824
that the government
invented to
destroy humans.
467
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,338
It's some of what
you like and some
of what I like. And...
468
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:16,307
Erin, I heard you talking
about movies before and...
469
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,809
Anyway, I just watched
this over the weekend.
470
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,311
I thought you'd
really like it.
471
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,676
There's a Shrek 2?
472
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,009
Oh, yeah.
473
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,140
See you tomorrow.
474
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,343
Nice guy.
475
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,444
Ooh.
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