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Got it.
All right.
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Okay, let's go in.
I'm freezing.
People, wait, wait, wait.
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Come back, come back.
One fun one.
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We're gonna do a fun one.
Okay.
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One Charlie's Angels.
One. Let's go.
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Okay,
this is just a Christmas card
from your paper supplier.
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No one's putting
this on their fridge.
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I got it, you guys,
how about this.
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Michael, what if all the boys
are on one side,
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all the girls
are on the other.
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The boys are, like,
"Why, I ought to..."
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And the girls are, like,
"Let's go shopping."
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Let's just jump in the air.
That's it!
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That's a picture!
Yes! Jump in the air.
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We're gonna jump in the air.
Here we go.
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Okay, one, two, three.
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Not everyone jumped.
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Okay, everybody jump
in the air this time, please.
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Here we go.
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One, two, three.
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Still some people not jumping.
You gotta be kidding me.
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Who isn't jumping?
I'll tell you who.
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Darryl, Phyllis,
Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.
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I am jumping.
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You are?
Let me see you jump.
Yes, I'm jumping.
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Oh, my God. This is
a store-bought camera.
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This isn't one of those
special military-grade cameras
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that would be
able to capture that.
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I'm freezing.
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Also, Erin is
jumping way too early.
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She's on the ground
by "three."
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I didn't want to miss it.
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Well, if we all jump
really high,
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we'll be in the air longer.
Do that.
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Here's a question
nobody's asking,
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is this worth it?
Don't answer that.
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People,
listen up and listen good.
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We need to just
get one picture
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where we're all in the air
at the same time. Yes?
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Why?
I believe in us.
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We can do this.
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Okay, on three,
everyone in the air.
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Three, two, one, zero.
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Just say "jump."
Say the word "jump."
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We didn't get it.
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I'm the officeadministrator now,
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which means I'm
basically being paid
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to be head of the
party planning committee.
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The first thing I did
as head, I shut it down.
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At its worst it wasa toxic political club
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used to make others feelmiserable and left out.
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At its best
it planned parties.
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It hardly looks fake.
It's so lush.
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Why does it smell real?
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JIM: Ah!
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Good one.
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Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas,
little children!
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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How's everybody doing today?
PAM: Good.
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How's the party coming along?
Great.
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Are we over budget?
Nope.
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No? Good.
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Did anyone
get drunk already?
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Not yet.
Good for you.
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Angela, lay it on me,
what's the problem?
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Nothing. Should be fun.
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So, Stanley,
how big is the bug
up your butt today?
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Pam got those
sugar-free cookies I like.
I'm doing fine.
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All right, well,
I will be in my office
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making toys for
the good children.
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Andy?
Yeah?
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What you got?
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It's all good, Santa.
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Well, that's a relief.
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Santa's gonna take
some much-needed free time.
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All right. Good!
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MICHAEL: My kidsare growing up.
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As a boss, I look at thatand I say, "Great."
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It is exactly what a boss
would hope would happen
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because that's what I want.
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That's what
every boss wants,
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is a wonderful Christmas
with no drama.
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It's present time, you guys.
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Happy holidays from
your friends at Sabre.
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We just want to say
how grateful we are.
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Sabre is actively looking
for ways to involve me
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as minority executive trainee.
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So I suggested choosing
the annual Christmas gift
to the employees.
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And they said,
"Oh, yes. Perfect.
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"Thank you, Kelly. Finally,
something for you to do."
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It's a Hello Kitty
laptop sleeve.
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Hello Kitty's for girls.
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Nashua got mp3 players.
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Yeah, I don't even
have a laptop.
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I wonder if these
presents would be under
as much scrutiny
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if I were white.
WOMAN: Wow.
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Come on.
I said "I wonder."
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I didn't say "I think."
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Kelly, I thought we agreed
on fleece blankets.
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Blankets?
What am I, five?
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Erin and I make
great use of ours.
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Yes, Erin and I
are still dating.
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Why do you ask me so often
if we're still dating?
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I'll take one of
those pink pouches.
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I feel good today.
My little girl Jada?
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It's my turn to have her
for Christmas this year.
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Two years ago I had her,
and we had the best time.
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I've TiVoed her
favorite shows,
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some things
I've never heard of.
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iCarly...
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You know who's funny
on that show?
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The friend with
the video camera.
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He's got a nice
way of talking.
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Hey, it's snowing.
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DWIGHT: Oh, my God!
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It's the first snowfall
of Christmas.
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Is that just so magical
for you, little girl?
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Can you not wait to
have a hot chocolate,
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and cuddle up with Papa
and tell him about all
your Christmas dreams?
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It's not even a real snow.
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Look, it's a dusting.
It's pitiful.
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Hey, Dwight.
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MEREDITH: Yes!
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Damn it, Jim,
you cannot throw
snowballs in here!
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Well, it's not a snowball,
'cause it's only a dusting.
Right?
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Look at that.
There's a pebble in there.
You could have killed me!
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Don't be such a baby.
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Yeah,
who's a little girl now?
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You apologize to me
right now.
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You've got something
on your nose.
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You apologize right now.
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No.
Very well,
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then I challenge you
to a snowball fight
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on the first
real snow of winter.
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You got it.
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That sounds awesome.
Can we all do it?
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No, Andy,
it's a snowball fight.
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It's not fun.
Go get your own thing.
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Beat it.
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Jim, let go.
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Angela, are you bringing
your new boyfriend
to the party?
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I wouldn't subject
Robert to that.
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He's a very busy senator.
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State senator.
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I would not expect you
to know what it's like
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to date someone in
the public arena.
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Who are you dating
in the public arena?
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The senator.
Oh, right.
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The state senator.
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We went to a picnic thrown
by the comptroller's wife.
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Oh.
That would be impressive
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if anyone knew what
a comptroller was.
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Well...
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Do you have any idea
how many photographers
there are
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at a ribbon-cutting ceremony?
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I do. Two.
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"Angela...
Over here."
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"Angela... Here.
Look here!"
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Before we kick off the party,
I just want to remind everyone
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that an office party
is just that...
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Yeah!
A party.
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It's not an excuse
to get really drunk
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or confront someone
or have a cathartic experience
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of any kind.
MICHAEL: Pam?
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Pam?
Pam?
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Wow, there are questions
to that. Okay.
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You know what,
no questions.
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Last item on the agenda,
Toby would like to
make an announcement.
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Hi, guys.
Hi.
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I just wanted to
let you know
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that I'll be taking
a leave of absence
starting next week.
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Because you've
been on the lam?
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Because the boring police
have been after you,
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and they finally
caught up with you?
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No, the opposite.
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I was actually selected
to be a juror on a very
high-profile case.
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Yes, the case of the
horrible red-headed sad sack.
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And the verdict, it was Toby.
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And the sentence, death.
Death to Toby!
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DWIGHT: Death to Toby!
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Okay, that's hurtful talk.
We've talked about that.
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You know, I don't interrupt
your announcements.
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You leave these huge pauses
in your sentences.
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What do you expect me to do?
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What's the case, Toby?
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Well, I really can't
talk about it,
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but it's a very
high-profile case.
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Is it criminal?
Yes.
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Have we heard of it?
I don't know.
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Is it the middle school
teacher who tried
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to turn her foreign exchange
student into a sex slave?
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Come on.
Was it the post office guy
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who rubbed his penis
all over the mail?
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Guys,
it's a really big deal.
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He's rubbing his neck.
He's rubbing his neck!
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He's rubbing his neck.
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Scranton Strangler!
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I can neither
confirm nor deny this.
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Let's just say
I'll be up to my neck
in jury duty.
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That was the worst joke ever.
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Corporate will be
sending someone else
to take my place.
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Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.
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Holly Flax.
She comes from
the Nashua branch.
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What? What?
Yeah.
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She'll be starting next week.
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If you have any
questions about
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the transition,
just let me know.
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Hold on,
Holly's coming back here?
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Yeah.
Guys, who's Holly?
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MICHAEL: That is a great
question, Erin.
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How do you describe somebody
who is at the same time
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an old friend,
and was a lover.
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And was a complicated part
of my past,
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and maybe, just maybe
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a part of my future?
Wow.
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She's one sassy black lady.
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Holly's coming back,
everybody, and we have to
have a party.
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I'm not sure
the temporary replacement
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of an HR rep
really warrants a party.
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You know what,
we'll postpone this party
until then.
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This is too important.
Cancel this one.
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Dwight, get rid of the tree.
Okay.
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Cancel. We're canceling it.
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No, don't throw them out!
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No, we have to
cancel the party.
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We can save that!
No, no, no.
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We're gonna get
fresh for Holly.
Fresh and new.
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I know.
These cookies are fine!
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It's not. They're not.
Michael, wait.
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We don't have...
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We don't have the budget
for another party.
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Well, then,
everybody will chip in.
It'll be fine.
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I honestly think
you're idealizing people
here again, Michael.
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I don't think
that's gonna happen.
You know what,
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I'll pay for it.
I'll pay for the party.
It doesn't matter.
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This is way too important.
People, Holly's coming back,
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and this is the most
important Christmas party
of my life.
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So back to work.
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Man, I worked hard.
I worked so hard for this!
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I was after
corporate constantly.
249
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,067
I emailed Jo.
I wrote letters.
250
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:15,343
And you know who
I end up owing this to,
is the Scranton Strangler.
251
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:18,874
Thank you. Thank you,
Scranton Strangler.
I love you!
252
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:22,254
You just took one more
person's breath away.
253
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:32,131
MICHAEL: We have always hadgood Christmas parties here,as you know,
254
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,962
but they've never been cool.
255
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,261
The name is Bond. Santa Bond.
256
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,898
I'll have an eggnog,
shaken, not stirred.
257
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,439
Classic Brosnan.
258
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,871
Santa. Wonderful tradition.
Everybody loves Santa.
259
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,210
Everybody can't get enough
of the jolly old man.
260
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,408
But that is a myth,
because you know what,
261
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,214
he is not necessarily
a big fat guy with a beard.
262
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,911
He's not
necessarily an old guy.
263
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,753
No one knows what
the real Santa Claus... God!
264
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,453
Could you just stop
moving your calves so much
while you're talking?
265
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,257
Well, this year's
gonna be different.
We're gonna have fun.
266
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,194
It's not gonna be tacky.
It's going to be...
267
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,359
You know what,
the food is
going to be austere.
268
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,166
It is not going to be tacky,
deli platter food.
269
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,796
It's not gonna have a big,
fat, gross Santa Claus.
270
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,932
It's gonna be a cool,
sleek Santa.
271
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,508
Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend.
272
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,942
Okay. Sure.
I'll invite him.
273
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,172
I mean,
unless there's any chance
274
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,508
there could be press
at this party.
275
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,843
You never know
about the press.
276
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,248
Well, I only ask
because he's a senator.
277
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,785
Could he help us with
some parking tickets?
278
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:26,945
I don't think
that's appropriate.
279
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,215
Well,
then he's not a senator.
280
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,813
Yes, he is.
Okay.
281
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,187
Hey.
Hey.
282
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,522
We still doing
the gifts today?
283
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,689
I mean,
it is the Christmas party.
284
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,990
Well,
the classy Christmas party.
Yes.
285
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,567
But don't get too excited,
'cause I didn't have
a lot of time this year.
286
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,728
Me neither.
Okay.
287
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,830
I've been working
forever on Jim's present.
288
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,570
He always gives me
the best Christmas gifts.
289
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,611
He'll take a memory
or a private joke,
290
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,208
and he'll create
something totally unique.
I love them.
291
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,878
So this year
I made him something.
292
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,178
A comic book.
293
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,187
It stars Jimmy Halpert,
a mild-mannered paper salesman
294
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,726
who, while riding his bike
through the forest,
295
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,921
is bitten by
a radioactive bear
296
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:12,193
and becomes "Bear Man."
Wreaks havoc on the office.
297
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,961
It's really good.
298
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,613
Okay.
299
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,223
No, no, no, no!
Fake tree. No!
300
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,419
No, it has the little...
Pam, no, no.
301
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,984
Holly's coming
from New Hampshire.
302
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,690
Somebody from New Hampshire
looks at that and thinks
it's a burning cross.
303
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,257
No, no. I want you to
go and get a real tree.
304
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,194
Take some money. Thank you.
305
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,761
Hi, I'm looking
for Michael Scott.
306
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,429
Yes, that's me. Come on in.
307
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,472
308
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,902
There's nothing classier
than boring jazz music,
309
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,379
I am here to tell you.
310
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,075
And I made a bit
of a judgment call.
311
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,277
I hired one musician,
because I thought,
312
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,014
"What's better,
to hire an entire quartet
for half an hour,
313
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,079
"or one bassist
for the entire day?"
314
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:19,258
Hey, any volunteers
to come with me to
go buy a Christmas tree?
315
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,995
I would, but I don't
want to get dirty.
316
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,032
There might be
girls at the party.
317
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,366
Why do you always
think that girls
are gonna be at the party?
318
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,102
No one invited girls.
It's just us.
319
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,635
I will help.
Although my brid, my hybrid,
320
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,146
my Prius hybrid,
won't fit a tree.
321
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,179
Which is ironic,
considering how
many trees it saves
322
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,977
on a daily basis.
KEVIN: Yeah.
323
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:44,046
I do, however, have a hookup
with a dude who has a pickup.
324
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,216
Do you mean Darryl?
That's a great idea.
325
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,453
I'll ask him.
You know Darryl?
326
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,655
Yeah. He works here.
We all know him.
327
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,995
I should come along,
just 'cause he's my,
you know, he's my hookup.
328
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,123
Cool.
329
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,896
Come on, now, Justine, look.
330
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,034
Listen, look, I've been
planning this, okay?
331
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,665
You cannot do this, Justine.
I'm not doing it!
332
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,573
She told me she wantsto have Christmas here.
333
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,975
She did?
Yes.
334
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,411
She wants to be aroundfamily for Christmas.
335
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,470
DARRYL: I don't know.
336
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,317
I thought I was enough
family for my daughter.
337
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,555
Don't come in, I'm busy.
338
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,157
It's cool, Darryl,
I'm here, too.
339
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,919
Hey, sorry, I really
didn't want to come in.
340
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,790
It's just that we have to
go buy a new Christmas tree,
341
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,853
and we're hoping
we could borrow your truck.
342
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,323
Uh. No.
Come on, it'll be fun.
343
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,527
We could do donuts
in the snow on the way back.
344
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,196
No. Thank you for your
interest in my truck.
345
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,835
Okay. Sorry.
We'll leave you alone.
346
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,639
Hey.
347
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,309
You know what?
I could use
a breath of fresh air.
348
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,280
Let's do it.
349
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,979
When Holly gets here,
I want you to be
very helpful to her.
350
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,217
I've looked her up online.
There's nothing about her.
351
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,690
She's made no impression
on the Internet.
352
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,853
She doesn't need
an Internet presence.
You just know.
353
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,855
Hey.
354
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,159
What the hell
are you doing here?
355
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,561
You're supposed to
be in the courthouse.
356
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,795
We're on recess.
I came for the party.
357
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,496
Hey, everyone.
KEVIN: Hi, Toby.
358
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,832
What does the Strangler
look like?
359
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,339
Is he gorgeous?
He looks gorgeous
in the drawings.
360
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,502
Yeah.
That scowl.
361
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,876
I can't talk about it
or I'll get removed
from the jury.
362
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,040
And then he will come back
here and replace Holly,
363
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,708
so stop asking him questions.
364
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,878
I know people are only
this excited to talk to me
365
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,580
because of the trial.
366
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,656
But they talk to me
for a while,
367
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,421
and maybe people realize
I have something to say.
368
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,631
And then one day,
we're just talking.
369
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,837
370
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,270
You've reached the voice mailof Dwight Kurt Schrute.
371
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,434
Please leave...
372
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,879
373
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,513
374
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,123
Stop!
375
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,028
I have no feeling
in my fingers or penis.
376
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,293
But I think it was worth it.
377
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,501
378
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,042
I was laying on the ground,defenseless,
379
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,480
and he just kept throwing them
until he exhausted himself.
380
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,744
And, then...
381
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,255
"How about icing it?
LOL. Dwight."
382
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,022
Hi.
ERIN: Hello.
383
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,657
Is there any way I can
get a hand with these, please?
384
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,299
I'm really sorry,
I can't help you.
385
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,337
I'm waiting for my boss's
pretty friend to arrive.
386
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,235
MICHAEL: There she is.
387
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,867
Hey.
388
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,904
Erin, would you help her,
for God's sake?
389
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,573
You're Holly!
Of course. Sorry.
390
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,913
Hello.
391
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,747
Well, well, well,
392
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,619
if it isn't Michael Scott.
You old bastard.
393
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,388
Well, I never thought
I'd see your face
394
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,656
around these parts,
you old bastard!
395
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,255
Well, I did show my face
around these parts,
you old bastard.
396
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,867
Why, you're some
sort of wise guy, huh?
397
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,368
I most certainly am.
398
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,459
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk...
399
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,536
D'oh!
Oh, Homey.
400
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,371
Okay. Holly's back.
401
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,839
Hi. Hi.
402
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,346
Oh, huggy monster!
403
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,408
Oh, not the huggy monster!
404
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,181
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
405
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,846
I don't want to die!
406
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,122
Wow. Well, everybody,
407
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,888
you remember Holly.
Hi.
408
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,725
Did you bring us
anything from Nashua?
409
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,331
Oh, yeah.
I brought some maple candy.
410
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,198
But I have to admit,
I got a little hungry
on the drive,
411
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,327
and I ate some of them.
412
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,528
MICHAEL: That's adorable.
413
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,266
Would you put those out?
To throw out?
414
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,570
Or put out, like,
six pieces for everyone?
415
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,200
Oh, it's so nice to be back.
416
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,802
It looks beautiful in here.
Super-classy.
417
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,971
It's like a party
for limousine drivers.
418
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,950
Well, you came on the day
of our Christmas party.
419
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,418
It's fabulous.
I love what you did!
420
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,784
Isn't it wonderful?
421
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,050
We love it here.
Don't you love it?
422
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,422
All right, let me show you
to your desk.
423
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,552
I show you to your desk!
424
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,893
HOLLY:
Watch out for my guns.
They're both loaded.
425
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,025
What kind of guns
do you have? Six-shooter?
426
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,431
This is weird. I can't
believe you're here.
427
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,904
This feels like you
never left. Doesn't it?
428
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,439
Yeah, kind of. Yeah.
429
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,343
Oh, God.
Oh, and you have a Woody.
430
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,048
Oh, I love...
A.J. gave me that.
431
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,616
Well, that's understandable.
Still raw.
432
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,785
Woody your favorite character?
Mmm-hmm.
433
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,758
You know who my
favorite character
in Toy Story is?
434
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,454
Andy's mom.
Why?
435
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,189
Because without Andy's mom,
there's no plot.
436
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,356
And without any plot,
there is no movie.
437
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,965
That is a really good point.
438
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,061
A.J. said he hadn't seen
any of the Toy Story movies.
439
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,729
You're kidding me.
No. I know.
440
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,899
I'm like, "What?
Are you serious?"
441
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,840
What a douche bag!
Get a life!
442
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,204
Get a...
Yeah, good riddance.
443
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,039
We sat down and we
watched them all in one day.
444
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,141
Now he's the biggest
Toy Story fanatic ever.
445
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,446
Good for him.
446
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,282
Next day I found him
in my bed.
447
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,720
Really? That's creepy.
448
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,223
How did A.J.
get in your house?
449
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,859
We live together.
450
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,522
Oh, you do?
451
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,690
He had a little note
pinned to him that said,
"You've got a friend in me."
452
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,240
Yeah,
Randy Newman's the best.
Yeah.
453
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,571
I love him.
Me, too.
454
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,941
Christmas tree, Christmas tree
455
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,074
Won't you be myChristmas tree?
456
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,618
Hey, how about this one?
457
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,180
Ah! Seems a little
full of itself, right?
458
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,278
Kind of a pretty boy.
459
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,454
What if we got
a really beat up one,
like on Charlie Brown,
460
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,151
and we just loved
it for what it is?
461
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,250
Maybe. I mean...
462
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,796
No, she be talking
to your mom or something.
463
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,889
This is my
daughter too, Justine!
464
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,100
You seem to think...
465
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,426
466
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,531
Pick a damn tree already.
467
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,707
Hey, listen, Darryl,
it's none of my business,
468
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,269
but if I couldn't
have Cece for Christmas,
I'd be really upset, too.
469
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,612
I don't have kids
or anything,
470
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,717
but if my
grandmother ever dies,
I'm going to kill myself.
471
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,589
Jada don't want to
spend Christmas with me.
472
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,317
She told her mom it
wasn't as much fun.
473
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,190
How could she say that?
474
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,197
You know,
I took her to the toy store
to buy her own presents.
475
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,898
Well, Darryl, no kid
wants to buy their own
Christmas presents.
476
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,397
Her mom wants me
to take her to mass.
477
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,665
I guess that's
something to do.
478
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,175
No, you should have
her mom do the boring
Christmas stuff on her time.
479
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,472
You should be associated
with the fun parts
of Christmas.
480
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,110
How do I do that?
481
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,938
Bring her to the party.
482
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,710
Yeah, we'll have Santa,
and we'll play games with her.
483
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,615
It'll be a lot of fun.
Yes!
484
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,517
You'll be Mr. Christmas
by the end of the night.
485
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,117
486
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,749
Hey, guys, the tree's here.
Hey.
487
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,292
Nobody hug me.
I'm covered in tree sap, so...
488
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,523
Why would someone hug you?
489
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,759
Hey there, Jada.
Nice to see you again.
490
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,267
I'm Santa Claus. Welcome.
491
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,459
Are you serious?
492
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,671
It's a sophisticated take.
493
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,998
He doesn't look
like Santa Claus.
494
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,335
No, he doesn't.
495
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,508
I told her
Santa would be here.
496
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,547
Yeah, well, I was told
that Holly would be here,
497
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,809
single and ready to date.
498
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:23,941
And we all got misled.
499
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,142
Who told you that?
500
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,914
Nora Ephron,
in every romantic
comedy ever made.
501
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,248
So is it an open relationship?
502
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,115
Oh, God, no.
503
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,488
Well, you're almost 40.
Oh, do you not want kids?
504
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,588
Oh, I want kids.
I really want kids.
505
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,860
But A.J. and I are
practically engaged.
506
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,092
We talk about
spending our lives together.
507
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,228
So where's the ring?
508
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,463
Kelly!
509
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,535
How are you
adjusting to the move?
510
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:48,733
Nobody cares about that.
511
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,642
Look,
you have to make him commit,
or kick his butt to the curb.
512
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,906
You guys,
I don't think any of us
513
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,948
are really qualified
to be giving Holly
514
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,643
personal advice
about her love life.
515
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,550
Yeah, I mean,
maybe Holly's not
in any position
516
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,713
to be shooing guys away.
517
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,458
I don't get it. I'm sorry.
518
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,460
I just... I don't get it.
519
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,796
Okay, listen,
520
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,596
I'm gonna tell him
that if he doesn't propose
by the end of this year,
521
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,658
we're over.
522
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,868
Wow, an ultimatum.
Yeah.
523
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,138
It doesn't
really seem like you.
524
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,801
That is a great idea.
Ultimatums are key.
525
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,743
Basically,
nobody does anything
for me anymore
526
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,508
unless I
threaten to kill myself.
527
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,782
528
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,390
529
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,122
Don't... Stop. Dwight!
530
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,693
Dwight, stop!
Oh, no. Oh, no!
531
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,358
Stop!
Oh, no.
532
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,732
Yes, taste my wrath!
Okay. Okay...
533
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,032
You like that?
Seriously!
534
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,867
Okay. Okay.
535
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,940
536
00:22:57,343 --> 00:23:00,108
Yes, I have a wig
for every single
person in the office.
537
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:06,084
You never know when you'regonna need to bear a passingresemblance to someone.
538
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,855
I just want it to stop.
539
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,213
So cool, right?
540
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,792
There's no connection
between the origin
story and the quest.
541
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:14,849
Okay.
542
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,418
We need to know
who Jimmy Halpert was
543
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:17,758
before he was
bitten by the bear.
544
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,856
Otherwise it's
the bear's quest.
545
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,567
Okay, well,
I just sort of meant,
like, cute, right?
546
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:23,794
Well,
did you come here for help,
547
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,599
or did you come here for me
to tell you how great it is?
548
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,466
I mean, help,
if it's something simple,
549
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,667
like add page numbers
or laminate it or...
550
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,371
It sounds like you
know what you want.
551
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:34,777
It's also a little derivative
of a serial called Bear Man.
552
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:35,871
Did you look that up?
553
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:36,938
No.
Okay.
554
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,375
Oh, Jim. Hey.
Hey, Toby.
555
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:43,854
There's this
female stenographer
at the courthouse...
556
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,357
No way.
Who looks exactly like you.
557
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,120
That's incredible.
Yeah. No, it's uncanny.
558
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,787
You know what's crazy?
I can't reconnect
with you right now.
559
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,728
Hold on one second.
560
00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,659
561
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,291
562
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,763
Excuse me.
563
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:15,018
I guess there arejust some people
564
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,181
who you stay together withwhen you transfer,
565
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,656
and some people you don't.
566
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,215
And that's just the way it is.
567
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,892
And I can bemature about that.
568
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,835
It's so cold.
Even with my coat on.
569
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,570
Maybe your senator boyfriend
has a blanket in his car
570
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,182
for screwing Americans.
571
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:46,650
Yet another opportunity
where a blanket
would have come in handy.
572
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,420
You guys,
this has to stop.
573
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,853
Someone could have
really gotten hurt.
574
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:53,222
What if Meredith was taking
her smoking break
below that window?
575
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,760
You know what
would have happened?
576
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,989
The shards of glass
would have shaved
her face right off.
577
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,256
And, yes,
it might have been funny,
578
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,630
but it also would have
been incredibly tragic.
579
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:02,793
I could not agree more.
580
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:05,667
And I just want to
state for the record that
I am intending to sue Jim
581
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,434
for acute
psychological distress.
582
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,499
What are you talking about?
You're the one terrorizing me.
583
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,603
With snowballs, Jim?
With fluffy little snowballs?
584
00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:15,441
No. I thought we
were just playing.
585
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,573
Dwight's right.
586
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,675
What you did was dangerous
and inappropriate.
587
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,311
I'm really
surprised at you guys.
588
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,786
Last time I was here,
you were both best friends.
589
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:30,659
All this arguing reminds me
of a very funny story.
590
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,256
You see this on my desk?
591
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,626
You know who gave me this?
592
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,933
My girlfriend Tara,
who lives in New York City.
593
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,267
DWIGHT: Wait,
what girlfriend?
594
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,669
I haven't told you about her.
595
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,841
I find that unlikely.
You email me when
you get a new zit.
596
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,209
I'm a man in my mid-40s
and I still get zits.
597
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,747
I think that's
pretty interesting.
598
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:51,579
But you know what,
I am not on trial here,
the Scranton Strangler is.
599
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,482
So anyway,
we have this great weekend,
600
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,214
and she drives
me to the airport,
601
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:59,054
and we get to JFK,
but I'm flying
out of La Guardia.
602
00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:00,820
So we laugh and
laugh and laugh,
603
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,156
and then we spend
the rest of the day
604
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,719
walking around slo-mo
drinking latte.
605
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,665
And at the end of the day,
she gives me this,
and she says,
606
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,703
"Michael, maybe next time,
you should take a cab."
607
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,569
I didn't know you
had a girlfriend.
608
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,540
I do. She is.
609
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,167
Did you see her face?
610
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:22,505
Well, it seems to me
that there is a person
sitting out there in the annex
611
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,517
that still has feelings
for Michael G. Scott.
612
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,753
And it ain't Tara.
613
00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:30,913
So you went
homemade this year.
614
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,480
Yep.
Yeah.
615
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,286
Money problems.
Is that what this is about?
616
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,925
I mean, oh, dear,
I don't think we
can help you out.
617
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,966
No, no. Jim had
a great year, actually.
618
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,864
I just wanted to
get your opinion.
619
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,801
Are you good at homemade?
620
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,094
Look at this.
621
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:48,203
Yeah.
622
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:51,668
623
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:54,708
Who did this?
624
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,080
It's obvious to me
I'm not welcome here,
625
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,745
but somebody better
tell me who did this,
or else I'm leaving.
626
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,414
Well, I don't think
Erin seems to like you.
627
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:05,253
That's not true.
628
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:06,986
I don't know her enough
to make a decision even.
629
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,823
What happened?
What happened?
630
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,659
Toby, what did you do?
631
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,759
I think Toby's very jealous
of all the attention
you've been getting.
632
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,424
No, I would never ever
do anything like that.
633
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,300
But it does seem like
something you would do.
634
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,168
Oh, really? Turn it on me.
635
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,738
Well, isn't that nice?
Thank you very much.
636
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,640
Wait, wait, guys, listen.
637
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:29,877
Toy Story is all about
toys that come to life
when people aren't looking.
638
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,818
You don't think...
It's not possible
639
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:36,312
that Woody did
this to himself?
640
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:37,817
MICHAEL: It is Christmas.
641
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,257
No, it really seems like
something Michael would do.
642
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,796
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
Well, the fact that
you would think that
643
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,627
points to the possibility
that it is probably not me.
644
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,160
And that I have been framed.
645
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,461
Why would anyone
frame you for that?
646
00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:51,265
Okay, I'm sorry,
why are we discounting
647
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,805
this whole
"Woody came to life"
thing so quickly?
648
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:55,772
649
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,039
650
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,410
Surprise!
It was part of the party.
651
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,647
Pretty funny, huh?
652
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:05,182
You think this is funny?
653
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,274
654
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:07,609
I don't.
655
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,156
But someday I think
we will laugh about this.
656
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,158
When we tell our kids...
Yikes.
657
00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:16,527
Oh, my God.
All right! Shh!
658
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,695
Okay. You know what,
659
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:21,130
Holly, I didn't mean to do it.
It was an accident.
660
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,535
An accident borne
of jealous feelings.
661
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,973
Michael,
you have to let this go.
662
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,771
I'm with someone else.
I don't feel that way anymore.
663
00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:32,035
Oh, really?
664
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,170
Well,
you certainly seemed jealous
665
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,408
when I told you
about my fake girlfriend.
666
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:37,813
That's what Jim
and Dwight thought.
667
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,409
Okay, hey, hey, hey...
No, fake girlfriends
are always wrong.
668
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,478
You made up a fake girlfriend
to see if I'd get jealous?
669
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,649
And you destroyed a gift
my boyfriend gave me?
670
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,953
What is the matter with you?
671
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:52,728
When you got transferred,
and I drove you up to Nashua,
672
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:56,324
you said,
"Michael, I love you,
but I can't do this."
673
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,736
But then, with this other guy,
you don't have any problem
674
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:01,467
with a long-distance
relationship, do you?
675
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,773
And you know what,
676
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,072
that is what is
the matter with me.
677
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:12,514
Michael, I'm sorry...
And we did this whole
stupid party for you.
678
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:18,581
No.
679
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:20,719
680
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,594
You guys,
it wasn't my fault.
681
00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:28,096
Nothing is ever your fault.
682
00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:34,198
Just like when you
ate those maple candies
that you brought for us!
683
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,345
I really think
you're better off.
684
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:45,849
Mmm. Erin, would you do me
a favor and find my street
clothes for me, please?
685
00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:46,976
Yeah.
686
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,755
Is she an amazing cook
or something?
687
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,770
"Hey, Pickles,
Merry Christmas.
Open immediately?
688
00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,231
"Love, Swiss cheese."
689
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,804
690
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:16,607
Damn it, Dwight!
691
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,009
Didn't think your
affectionate nicknames
692
00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:21,417
would be your undoing,
did you, Jim?
693
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,818
Let that be
a lesson to you all.
694
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,789
So do they bring in food,
or do you get to go out?
695
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,226
No, they bring it in.
696
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:32,990
You lucky son of a bitch.
697
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,431
I have been trying
to get on jury duty
698
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,993
every single year
since I was 18 years old.
699
00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:43,767
To get to go sit in
an air-conditioned room
downtown, judging people
700
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,834
while my lunch is paid for...
701
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,847
That is the life.
702
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,010
Daddy, I'm bored.
703
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,451
Can I read my book
in your office?
704
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,485
Sure, sweetie.
705
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,362
Jada, Darryl,
I'm so glad I found you guys.
706
00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:06,965
A Grinch stole the star
from on top of
the Christmas tree
707
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,024
and is hiding it in
the warehouse somewhere.
708
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,065
You want to go
help me find him?
709
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:17,667
710
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:20,068
Oh, my goodness.
711
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:33,550
I am the mean old Grinch.
712
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:38,288
The little girl who wishes
to win back the Christmas star
713
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:43,627
must first succeed
at these challenges.
714
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,866
That sounds fun
and Christmasy,
you mean old Grinch.
715
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,465
What kind of challenges?
716
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,410
Something like
an obstacle course,
Mr. Grinch?
717
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:58,815
No. You must answer
topical political questions.
718
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:04,749
How many congressmen
is the state of
Pennsylvania guaranteed?
719
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,891
And what other state
has the equal number?
720
00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:10,888
I don't know.
721
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,521
Do you know the other state?
722
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:16,328
Maybe the Grinch hid
the Christmas star,
723
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,862
and we could ask for clues,
724
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:22,097
and he'll tell us
if we're hot or cold.
725
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,309
The star has been hidden.
726
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:28,403
Is the little girl
hot or cold?
727
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,312
Well, it turns out
she's burning up
728
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:34,683
because the star is
right behind her ear!
729
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,687
And the game's
over seconds later.
730
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:38,815
I'm so glad you could come.
731
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,880
It's nice. I know.
732
00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:44,126
Hey, everybody,
this is my boyfriend,
Senator Robert Lipton.
733
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,390
Hi.
Senator, it's an honor.
734
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,831
I'm Angela's friend Oscar.
735
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,500
Oscar. A pleasure.
736
00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:54,096
Robert seems great.
He's very handsome,
737
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,869
firm handshake, he's gay,
good sense of humor.
738
00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,179
Hi.
Hello.
739
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,551
I'm A.J.,
I'm here to see Holly.
740
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:11,918
It's kind of a surprise.
741
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,460
I know who you are,
and I think you should go.
742
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,458
I bet you didn't even
bring us anything, did you?
743
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,665
Was I supposed to
bring you guys something?
744
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,063
What? A.J.!
Surprise.
745
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,860
What are you doing here?
746
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,461
I wanted to see you.
Oh, my God.
747
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,905
How are you?
Wow! Nice.
748
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:30,806
Oh, God, you look great.
749
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,276
When did you get here?
750
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:35,006
Just now. Just now.
Hey.
751
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,809
Hey, Michael.
Good to see you again, A.J.
752
00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,543
Welcome.
Pleased to see you.
Thank you.
753
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,313
Good trip down?
Yeah, it was great.
754
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,047
Good, good.
Good to see you.
755
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:45,390
Have fun. Enjoy the party.
756
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:47,823
I am dead inside.
757
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,725
What do you want, baby?
We got some granola,
758
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,824
got some cupcakes,
chips, apples, pies.
759
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,299
You have a whole room
of vending machines.
760
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,133
I know. Isn't it something?
761
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,432
I can't decide what I want.
762
00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:16,744
Merry Christmas.
763
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,019
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
764
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:20,455
A Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
765
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,092
A Merry Christmas.
766
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,798
Thank you so much.
Merry Christmas.
767
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,596
And Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.
768
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,837
Merry Christmas.
769
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,462
Oh, thank you.
770
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,242
For your feet.
771
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,005
It's amazing.
772
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,912
It's so great. Thank you.
773
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,847
For me?
Yes.
774
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,614
Thank you very much.
775
00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,048
776
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,897
I don't know if you
guys have had a chance
777
00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:08,440
to use the new parking meters
that accept credit cards,
778
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:11,203
but Robert was instrumental
in that legislation.
779
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,776
Wow, that's awesome!
780
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,343
A real David
and Goliath story.
781
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:18,645
I'm just so touched
that she's so interested
in my work.
782
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,144
ANGELA: I am.
783
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:22,016
MEREDITH: The real problem
is the teachers' union.
784
00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,453
Zip it, Meredith.
No.
785
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,922
You tell me why my kid is 17
and still can't read.
786
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:28,617
Hey, who's in charge
of making drinks around here?
787
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,591
Is there a bartender?
You are.
788
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:31,856
You make your own drink.
789
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,093
I'll make it.
What are you drinking?
790
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,794
An F train to Brooklyn.
Extra bitters.
791
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,061
I don't know
how to make that.
792
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,537
Okay, well, I'll just
stick with my Mojito.
793
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,105
And you know
those annoying
geese at the park?
794
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,074
Well, he's helping
eradicate them as well.
795
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,173
I mean, I think
they've really become a pest.
796
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,235
Annoying.
Yes.
797
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:56,282
I don't think
he's in the ceiling, babe.
798
00:35:57,555 --> 00:36:00,548
Well, I don't think
any of us really know.
799
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:03,960
All right.
800
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,200
Is it...
801
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:16,173
Is it pebbles from
that beach in Jamaica?
802
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:18,900
803
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,071
Go easy with the shaking.
804
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,987
Oh, my God.
805
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:33,420
You like it?
806
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,320
I love it.
807
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:41,661
Yep, I do make
great Christmas gifts.
808
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,192
But I couldn't make that.
809
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,031
All right, my turn.
810
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,437
Oh, it's just... I didn't...
811
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,566
I didn't have a lot of time,
so that's just a place holder.
812
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,235
Right. Of course.
813
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,111
"The Adventuresof Jimmy Halpert."
814
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,512
Oh, my God.
815
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,121
This is awesome!
816
00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:06,588
That's my bike.
817
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,118
That's my desk.
818
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,129
And that is my daughter.
819
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,631
I mean...
820
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,039
I don't like
to talk about it.
821
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,142
Better office policy up there.
822
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,377
KEVIN: But it should be
the same policy as us.
823
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,017
Okay.
824
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,754
Michael, wait.
825
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,758
Hey, hey, no, don't run.
You're gonna slip.
826
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,159
That's good advice.
Yep.
827
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:52,329
I read this story
about a woman who slipped
on some black ice,
828
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:55,100
and she hit her head
and went into a coma forever.
829
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,804
And then every day,
her husband went
830
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,402
and visited her in
the hospital until she died.
831
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,607
That's a sad story.
832
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,249
Yeah, well,
at least he was married.
833
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,452
Okay, Michael, slow down.
834
00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:08,951
Everything's gonna be okay.
835
00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:11,382
No, it's not. It's not.
836
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:16,124
Oh, man,
I can tell you confidently
that it is not gonna be okay.
837
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,324
I shouldn't tell
you this, but...
838
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,592
A.J. won't commit to Holly.
839
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,564
And she's gonna tell him
that if he doesn't propose
to her
840
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,438
by the end of the year,
it's over.
841
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:32,733
Really?
842
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:33,936
Really.
843
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,917
And I don't know about you,
but I don't know
a lot of happy marriages
844
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,214
that start off with
an ultimatum. Do you?
845
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:43,913
No.
846
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,883
So just be patient.
847
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:52,019
Yeah. I mean,
I can wait till then.
848
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,967
Come here.
I don't want you to fall.
849
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,639
I surrender.
850
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:04,770
I do not accept
your surrender.
851
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:08,211
There's only one way
that I would ever relent.
852
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,105
Anything. You got it.
853
00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:14,814
You hit Pam in the face with
a snowball while I watch.
854
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,117
You're a psychopath.
855
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,518
I'll take that as a no.
856
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,753
I was in the mall,
and I saw that,
857
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,658
and I thought it had
your name written all over it.
858
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,925
Michael, this is the gift
that corporate gave us
that I picked out.
859
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,990
You're re-gifting this to me.
860
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,929
No, that's not...
861
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,941
No, I went to the mall
and I picked that out
especially for you.
862
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:38,033
Oh, yeah?
Well, show me the receipt.
863
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,970
From the mall.
864
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,474
That...
865
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,780
This is a fast food
receipt from April.
866
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,178
That...
867
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,949
God, how many number nines
did you order?
868
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,718
A.J.: Is everyone here
kind of mean?
869
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,858
I think everyone's
on edge because of
the Strangler trial.
870
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,955
Hey, I'm so glad
you came down.
871
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,665
It's been so much
harder than I expected.
872
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,928
Hey, what happened to Woody?
873
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,435
Oh, okay, get ready for this.
You're not gonna believe it.
874
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:12,409
I was making salad,
and he fell right
into the dressing.
875
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:15,208
I mean,
there was salad
dressing all over him.
876
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,714
He smells awful.
877
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,282
It was blue cheese dressing.
878
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,779
Great.
879
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,721
Hey, Mike.
Hey.
880
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,019
We wanted to
give you something.
881
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,285
Merry Christmas.
882
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:30,055
Thank you.
A Hostess apple pie!
883
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,461
This is my favorite breakfast.
How did you know that?
884
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:33,690
Thank you very much.
885
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,901
What do you say?
You're welcome.
886
00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,437
Oh, you know,
I seem to remember
887
00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:41,200
that Santa promised
that he would listen
888
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,934
to all the gifts you
wanted for Christmas.
889
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,031
Didn't he say that?
890
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,098
Yeah.
891
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,106
I think I know where he is.
892
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:49,742
A trampoline.
Mmm-hmm.
893
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,578
Video games.
Video games.
894
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,777
DSi.
DSi.
895
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,480
A horse.
896
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,815
A pool.
897
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,913
Are you sure you
don't want a pony?
898
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,183
You want a real horse?
Yes.
899
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:04,161
All right. You have
to pick up after them.
900
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:08,130
Hey, sorry. I'm ready.
901
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,124
I don't want to go.
902
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,796
Oh. Come on, Bear Man.
903
00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:15,734
Come on.
904
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:22,079
Have you ever
seen them do that?
905
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,190
I'm sorry.
906
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,524
I had no idea.
907
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:40,258
No, it's okay.
908
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,668
Okay.
Oh, my God.
909
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:45,565
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
910
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,611
Okay, this is it.
What?
911
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:58,274
Go! Go! Go!
What? What is it? What?
912
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,612
Oh, my God!
913
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,546
Honey? Jim?
914
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:13,921
Jim!
915
00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:21,297
In the end,
the greatest snowball
isn't a snowball at all.
916
00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:22,968
It's fear.
917
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,676
Merry Christmas.
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