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(alarm beeps)
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(Kirby) Wanna know what gets me upand out of bed every morning?
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The rocket fuelthat pushes me forward?
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It's anger towards my sister, Dawn.
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Dawn!
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What? It's a science project
about nerds living with garbage.
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(roars)
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But be carefulwhat you use for fuel
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because when it runs out,you might be headed for a breakdown.
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Oh, it's on.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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You're in so much trouble, Dawn.
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Mm, we'll see, Kirby.
We'll see.
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-No.
-Yeah.
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All right, we have an official
parental decision.
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Since this whole garbage thing was for
a school science project,
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we can't punish Dawn.
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Aw, and you can't
punish science.
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I plan on dedicating my life
to science.
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(mimicking Dawn)
"I'm dedicating my life to science."
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Well, I'm dedicating my life
to making yours miserable.
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Ugh!
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Aw, man!
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Greatest stunt ever!
(squawking)
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Ah.
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(doorbell rings)
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Dallas Cleveland?
From the news?
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We told you to
stay away from us.
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We don't want them
to know about the...
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The... the tons of information
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in those overpriced magazines
you're selling.
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We're not interested.
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Is that him? Kirby, people
want to hear your story!
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What was that
all about?
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Uh, pushy magazine salesman.
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-Mmm.
-We're a blog family.
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(bell rings)
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Guys! I need a story.
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I joined the school newspaper.
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Well, uh, I've got
some news.
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Where did you get these wigs?
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Last week I was wearing a short wig
so my mom wouldn't know
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I've been avoiding my barber.
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His shirt's too short and his belly keeps
touching my shoulder.
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Anyway, the wig was itchy,
so I complained
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to the wig company
and they sent me free wigs.
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These wigs are an opportunity.
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We can start
a business selling them.
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-(gasps)
-Uh...
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Who'd want to buy
a bunch of boring old wigs?
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These are not boring old wigs.
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Okay? They're exciting disguises.
And who's gonna sell them?
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These guys is.
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Hey! We'll call the company
Deez Guyses' Deez-guises!
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Wait, what about
Principal Mitchell's ban on disguises?
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How will he catch us
if we're in disguise?
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I smell a story.
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(Kirby)
Oh, Dawn.
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I'm gonna stink-spray you.
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You have no right!
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Hey now, what is
going on here?
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Uh, Kirby, why is TV newsman
Dallas Cleveland breaking up our fight?
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I want you on my show
to do a follow up to your story.
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Unfortunately, your parents
won't agree to it.
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Our story?
What are you talking about?
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You two are part of the biggest
news sensation of the last decade.
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If you want to know more,
ask your parents.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to file a story
on Henrietta Hoff,
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the friendliest girl in town.
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Rumor has it an illegal disguise business
has started in school.
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I hate disguises as
I'm easily fooled by them.
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Hence my ban.
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Since you two are obviously new students
that I've never seen before in my life,
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you are the perfect candidates
to go undercover
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and expose
this illicit disguise ring.
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You can count on us, sir.
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Or our names aren't Guy Manticore
and Ziggy... also Manticore.
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I certainly hope so.
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I cannot bear another repeat
of last year's humiliation.
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Please welcome world famous
basketball athlete, LeBron James.
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(cheers and applause)
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Guy, Ziggy,
catch these hooligans,
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and you shall be handsomely rewarded
with my approving glance.
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That was but a taste.
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We know there was a story.
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Fine, yes, there was a "story".
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But, uh, trust us, kids,
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it's best if "you"
didn't "know" what "happened".
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You're not my real parents,
are you?
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If my real parents have an in-ground pool,
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I'm gonna be real angry
with you strangers.
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Okay, clearly this is about me
winning some cutest toddler contest
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which I think I remember.
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A toddler contest? Ha!
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Yeah, we all know you looked like
a fetal pig when you were a baby.
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We've all seen the pictures.
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Pig babies are adorable,
you noodle-armed rat face!
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(Both)
Enough!
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You two were just
three and four years old...
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And we just happened
to lose you
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in the tunnels
beneath the city.
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(Both)
Wait, what now?
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(Dawn) We were the tunnel babies?
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Isn't that just a legend
parents tell their kids
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to keep them out of the tunnels?
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No, it's real.
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You were Baby K and Baby D.
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We never told you because we were
embarrassed we let it happen.
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(Mom) Still remember
Dawn draggin' you out.
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(speaking in childish voice) "Someone call
a doctor, my baby brother is hurt."
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(normal voice)
So adorable.
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(clears throat)
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"Hero Sister Saves Brother's Life
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After Irresponsible Parents
Lose Them in Tunnels."
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I'm a hero.
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I'm your hero.
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No! No, you're not.
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We're enemies.
I don't even like...
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(roars)
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Don't fight it, Kirby.
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I saved your life.
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Can you weally be mad
at a cute wittle hewo wike me?
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Tee-hee-hee.
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Dawn's my hero?
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No!
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(Dallas)
Tomorrow on Dallas...
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You remember The Tunnel Babies.
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They burrowed their way
right into our hearts.
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Baby D, the hero sister,
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Baby K, the helpless brother.
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But where are they now?
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Their names are
Dawn and Kirby Buckets
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and I've got them.
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Only on WTKA .
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Dawn, I mean,
do we have to do that show?
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I really don't want to...
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Go on TV and celebrate how you didn't get
eaten alive by tunnel rats because of me?
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No, you're right, but we should
be celebrating you.
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(mouthing celebrating you)
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Um, Kirby, could...
could you get me some water?
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Sure.
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-Oh, it's a... it's a little warm.
-But I just got it out of the...
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What do you think the rats
would have started with first?
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Your face? Or do you think
they would have saved that for last?
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(sighs)
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(ice cubes clink)
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Can you pour it?
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But you at least put some vinegar
in her water, right?
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Or dipped your sock in it?
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No. I mean, I wanted to,
but I just couldn't.
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I kept thinking about how she saved me
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and how I want to keep doing
nice things for her life
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and make her happy,
and it's ruining my life!
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Ooh, that's the Ponce de León.
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That wig will make you look
ten years younger.
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Wig responsibly, hombre.
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Thank you.
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No, Kirby. Fight it.
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Yeah, I don't have to help her.
I mean...
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so what, she saved my life?
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Big deal.
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(sighs)
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What am I doing?
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Here are your books, you sweet angel!
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(Both)
Oh, Kirby.
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Okay, you guys gotta help me
get back to despising Dawn.
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My investigation
into this wig-spiracy
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has uncovered a lot
of disturbing things.
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-This story needs a bigger audience.
-(gasps)
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Belinda, you're absolutely right.
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I do have a karmic free pass!
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What? I didn't say...
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I saved Kirby's life.
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I'm a plus-one
in the save-a-life column!
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You don't know much
about how karma works, do you?
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Hmm...
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there's some connection here,
but I just can't see it.
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You wanted to see us,
Principal Mitchell?
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Yes.
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It has come to my attention
that you two have recently
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come into a large number
of wigs?
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Um... yes?
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I would like to borrow one
to go undercover
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and catch some
shady disguise salesmen.
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The two boys I sent out
never returned...
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and frankly, I'm worried
about Guy and Ziggy Manticore.
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They weren't ready.
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(celebratory music plays)
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(music stops)
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(celebratory music plays)
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(music stops)
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(grunts)
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You are a stinker!
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Your face is weird.
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I'm Dawn.
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I'm terrible.
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I'm...
(screams)
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A hewo who saved your wife.
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Sowwy, Mistow Winkle-Head.
Tee-hee-hee.
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Okay, stop!
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This isn't working!
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I don't know why I thought
this would get me angry at Dawn.
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The only thing I'm angry at
is those terrible disguises.
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(sighs)
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I don't know what to do.
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(sighs)
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Sorry.
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Hey, maybe this
is an opportunity.
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Maybe you two can finally
put all your fighting
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and bickering behind you
and get along.
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That does sound kind of nice.
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No. No way.
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I am not being friends
with some sister's pet!
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Maybe if you can't
get mad at her...
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we can even the score somehow!
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By saving her life!
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(Dawn) Kirby, the car for
The Dallas Cleveland Show is here
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and I need you to
open the door for me.
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And I think I know
just the place to do it.
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Sounds like the perfect
opportunity for Deez Guys!
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No wigs.
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Okay.
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This has to work.
I'm going off the rails here.
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You see that?
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(sighs)
That's from me.
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It's like I actually care about her.
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You guys remember the plan?
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When you give us the signal,
we untie this rope.
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And that rope goes up to that pulley.
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(Eli)
Sending that sandbag
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falling down
towards Dawn.
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Then I push her out of the way,
saving her life...
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because I would hate anything to
happen to that precious snowflake.
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"Precious snowflake"?
Get it together, Buckets!
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Look, don't worry.
We're on it.
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Good, 'cause I'm going broke
buying all these flowers.
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(sighs)
Just wait for my signal.
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Got it.
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Now, Dawn, according to reports,
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you fought off a pack
of feral raccoons
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with a handmade spear
to keep your brother safe.
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Yup. That's just what heroes do.
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She's a great person
and I love her so much!
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Come on, man. Be cool.
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I mean, there's a wig
for everybody in here.
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-This is perfect for Halloween.
-Look at the color.
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(scoffs)
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So Kirby, it's obvious
you hold you sister in high regard.
254
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,205
Well, uh, yeah.
255
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,881
I mean, she saved
my life, so...
256
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,077
You... okay there, Kirby?
257
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,380
-Dawn, watch out!
-(screams)
258
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,628
(all gasp)
259
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,789
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
are you okay?
260
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,214
Did you just shove
your hero sister
261
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,751
under that falling sandbag?
262
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:22,924
What? No!
263
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,380
I just wanted to...
264
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,628
(cries)
265
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,169
Why you do that for?
266
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,170
That's not nice, Kirby!
That's...
267
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,250
Ow!
268
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,633
Aah!
269
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:32,919
(muffled screams)
270
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,497
You are an ungrateful
jerk, Kirby Buckets...
271
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,080
and that's the view
from Dallas.
272
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,456
(show's music plays)
273
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,132
(sighs)
274
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,958
So Dawn still
hasn't woken up?
275
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,921
No. They say she has
an impact-induced hibernation.
276
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,290
Probably because
the first doctor
277
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,745
on the scene was
a veterinarian.
278
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,174
Well, thank him
for his service to this country.
279
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,040
Hey! Kirby!
280
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,375
How does it feel
281
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,288
to be the ungrateful ingrate
282
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,495
who's clearly jealous
of his hero sister?
283
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,793
Let 'er rip!
284
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,665
Oh!
285
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,630
(all grunting)
286
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,325
Tiny sandbags.
287
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,417
Get it?
288
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,710
I was up all night making 'em,
289
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,962
but it was totally worth it.
290
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,831
Your sister rules!
291
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,077
(sighs)
I agree.
292
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,995
You're making this
less fun, dude.
293
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,827
Well, if you need a disguise
to hide out for a while,
294
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:41,957
we got 'em.
295
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:44,831
Thanks, but I think I'm just
gonna go check on Dawn.
296
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,213
There you are!
297
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,881
I think Dawn was targeted
because I told her too much.
298
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,129
Big Wig needed
to keep her quiet.
299
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,708
(sigh)
They'll probably come for me next.
300
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,042
Do you guys have
anymore disguises?
301
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,168
(sighs)
Look, we can spare one,
302
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,130
but we're about to
secretly meet with some kid
303
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,328
we've never seen before
304
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,747
who says he wants to
buy all of our disguises.
305
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,834
Don't you think
that sounds fishy?
306
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:12,537
Nothing's fishy
in the disguise biz, Belinda.
307
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,536
(sighs)
Look, Dawn...
308
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,785
I'm so sorry for this
309
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,205
and all the stuff
I've ever done to you.
310
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,381
I mean, swapping out
your shampoo
311
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,998
with a year's worth of snot
is totally uncalled for.
312
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:33,794
I don't know.
313
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,285
I guess what I'm trying
to say is...
314
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,955
maybe Eli was right.
315
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,921
Maybe it's time for us to put all of our
differences behind each other...
316
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,081
Ow!
317
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,166
Dawn?
318
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,380
Dawn, are you back?
319
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,035
Guess it was just
a muscle spasm.
320
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,325
Ow!
321
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,707
I'm trying to be nice
to you, garbage person!
322
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:54,962
(loud blipping)
323
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,540
Your hair smells
like horse vomit!
324
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,625
(loud blip)
325
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,878
Mom, Dad, get in here!
326
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,792
-Kirby?
-What?
327
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,415
I think I know
how I can save Dawn.
328
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250
I have to get her
really angry at me.
329
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,003
-What? Why would you want to...
-Trust me!
330
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,503
Dawn needs to get
angry with me
331
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,333
and much as I need
to be angry with her.
332
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,077
Here, watch.
333
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,286
You're a terrible person
and no one likes you!
334
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,375
(loud blip)
335
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,998
You're right! It did work!
336
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,583
Insult your sister, Kirby.
337
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:27,077
Insult her like the wind.
338
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,918
Yo, fellow teen dudes.
339
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,920
The name's Thaddeus Notafake,
340
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,630
and I'm looking to purchase
all of your disguises.
341
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,329
'Kay, well,
make it quick, Thaddeus.
342
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,877
Mitchell may be onto us.
You got the money?
343
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,995
Viola!
344
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,173
-Oh!
-Ah!
345
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,040
Uh-uh-uh...
346
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,125
Okay, okay.
347
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,208
One, two, three!
348
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,166
Oh...
349
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,496
Very nice.
350
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:06,420
All I need to give you two wig
selling scalawags is a very...
351
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,830
(Man)
Not so fast!
352
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,577
The name's Big Wig.
353
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:13,457
I'm the big wig
at Big Wig's Big Wigs.
354
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,962
I control all the wig sales
in this town.
355
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,631
What's your game, Big Wig?
356
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:22,169
You can't sell wigs
unless we say you can sell wigs.
357
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,208
Wigs...
358
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:27,081
seize those three
teenage wig scalpers.
359
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,416
Look! That bird has a wig on!
360
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,003
Run.
361
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,503
Get them!
362
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,380
Smell my pits, Dawn.
363
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,208
(loud blipping)
364
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,711
Letting him do this
is good parenting, right?
365
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,292
We can only hope.
366
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,035
-That's good, sweetie. Keep it up.
-More.
367
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,165
(loud blip)
368
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,456
They just entered the caf, dudes.
369
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:57,252
They won't recognize us
if we just take off our disguises!
370
00:17:58,291 --> 00:17:59,711
If we were in disguises.
371
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,422
(scoffs)
Which we're not.
372
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,080
(chuckles)
Totes.
373
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,576
Me neither.
374
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,380
I think we need to disguise
our way out of this one.
375
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,288
I couldn't ask to be in peril
with more clever dudes.
376
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,709
Hey, hey, hey,
have you seen anyone in wigs?
377
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,252
(All)
No...
378
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,793
Oh, okay.
379
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,673
How could I, Big Wig,
let three wig thieves
380
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,000
vanish into thin air?
381
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,423
Oh, what have I become?
382
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:42,000
Deez Guyses' Deez-Guises!
383
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,463
(sobs)
384
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,753
Aw, she's not getting
angry enough.
385
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,294
Come on!
You guys gotta do it too.
386
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,625
Uh... Dawn,
sometimes I wish you...
387
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,749
acted a little nicer.
388
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,464
Honey...
389
00:18:57,542 --> 00:19:00,832
the greatest insult is the truth.
390
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,577
No. (whispers) We promised
to die with this secret!
391
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,577
I want our daughter back!
392
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,333
Do what you must.
393
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,535
Dawn...
394
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,705
you brought Kirby into those tunnels
395
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,962
because you were a nightmare toddler...
396
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,041
(loud blipping)
397
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,125
who wanted to get rid
of her baby brother.
398
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,918
-(loud blipping)
-I made up the story
399
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,420
about you being a hero.
400
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,580
(loud blipping)
401
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,167
Wait, what?
402
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,630
So, Dawn didn't save my life.
403
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,292
-Why would you do that to me?
-She was only four.
404
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,375
The reporters wanted a story,
so I made her the hero.
405
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,787
-But you're not a hero!
-(loud blipping)
406
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,245
You're actually...
You're kind of the worst!
407
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,253
(loud blipping)
408
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,583
-The worst ever!
-(loud blipping)
409
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,127
(gasps)
410
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,748
What happened?
Kirby just saved your life.
411
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,173
(grunts)
412
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,785
Now that we're even,
413
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,625
we can be each other's hewoes.
414
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,829
Tee-hee-hee!
415
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,168
(roars)
416
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,880
You rat-faced little ingrate.
417
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,580
I'll crush you like a grape.
418
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,127
Yeah? Why don't you go back to the
tunnels? I think the raccoons are...
419
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,748
-your real parents!
-(laughs sarcastically)
420
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,544
Hey, you know what? Just face it:
I saved you life!
421
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,495
I feel like we're really knocking
this parenting thing out of the park.
422
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,173
-Yeah.
-(arguing continues)
423
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,710
So glad to be rid
of those wigs.
424
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,212
I can't believe we made it
out of there in one piece.
425
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,631
Gentlemen. There you are.
426
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,669
I've just been through
quite an ordeal.
427
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,917
Us too...
428
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,500
I'm sure they're unrelated.
429
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,709
Sufficient to say
I now see the importance
430
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,582
of a good disguise,
and hereby lift my ban.
431
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,667
(gasps)
432
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:47,040
And Eli, in the unlikely event
that you would like to sell
433
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,455
the large cache of wigs
you've acquired, feel free.
434
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:58,917
And the Buckets get to add another hero
to their crazy family tree.
435
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,130
And that's the view from Dallas.
And cut.
436
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,168
Now let's pack up
and get some hoagies, huh?
437
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,130
-(chuckles)
-It's all there!
438
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,208
All the information I gathered
on the wig cover up
439
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,711
that's tearing our city apart.
440
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,292
This isn't small-time stuff!
441
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,955
This is the story of the century!
442
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,750
Never a good idea to dig into wigs.
443
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,134
Ya dig?
444
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,708
Wig Brother is watching.
445
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,418
-(Man) B marker.
-♪ Marking, Marking, Marking ♪
446
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,170
-Smell his pits!
-Smell them!
447
00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:41,329
-Smell!
-Watch this take.
448
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,377
It's gonna blow your minds.
449
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,578
-Have a whiff.
-(laughter)
450
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,167
Consp-para-thay.
451
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,250
(both laugh)
452
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,625
Where's...
453
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,502
(laughter)
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