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I am unhappy, Mr. Buckets.
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I can't imagine why.
(laughs nervously)
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(clattering)
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So, the pitching machine,
that was my fault.
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But I've never actually
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been specifically told
not to do that...
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and that broken pot,
that's... that's more of like
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a one-in-a-million fluke.
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No responsibility
for your actions.
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Mr. Buckets, I am placing you
on zero-tolerance probation.
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If you break just one more rule,
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your Saturdays belong to me
for the rest of the year.
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What? But I told you,
it wasn't my...
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All right, fine, I just
won't get in trouble again.
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-(scribbling)
-You're currently drawing
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an insulting picture of me.
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That is also not my fault.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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As you know, there has been
an increase in mischief,
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and mischief-related behavior
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in our once proud school hallways.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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We're getting a hall monitor.
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What about the honor system?
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It turns out the honor system
was a failed experiment
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and hippie garbage...
proposed of course
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by our misguided
guidance counselor, Mr. Harris.
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(ethereal music playing)
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You're fired.
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I don't want to see
you again in my life.
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Get a job, hippie.
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"Eli the Hall Monitor."
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I knew this day would come.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I've been unofficially
monitoring the halls
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as a hobby for years.
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Speed violation.
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And that's a bingo.
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We need harsher and swifter
rule enforcement for all of you,
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even though we all know
most of the recent trouble
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can be traced back
to a single source.
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(wild west music plays)
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So, with that in mind,
I am proud to introduce
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the school's new hall monitor:
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Gregory, the robot.
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Back away, troublemakers.
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Demerits will be issued.
(beeps)
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Oh, come on!
A robot?
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Just smile and nod, bud.
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It was only
a matter of time.
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The robots will be
ruling us all soon.
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-(yelps)
-Do not touch Gregory.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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Voice mimicry,
facial recognition,
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and the latest
in rule-enforcement technology.
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Gregory will ensure that
every single one of you is
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in strict accordance with even
the most minor school rules,
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even though, once again,
most of the recent
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trouble can be traced back
to a single source.
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(overlapping chatter)
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Oh, come on!
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This is seriously not my fault!
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(beeps, whirs)
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Do you realize how perfect
this is, Belinda?
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I know! 71 degrees,
low humidity,
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mild winds out
of the south-southwest.
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This is picnic weather!
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No.
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I mean, do you realize
how perfect it is that
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Kirby is just one wrong move away
from permanent Saturday detention?
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Do you know what we could do
with all of that Kirby-free time?
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Don't you dare say "picnic".
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(chuckles)
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Okay, so I got
this big bowl of guac,
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which is actually just
cat food and food coloring,
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and then we add
a sign that says,
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"Enjoy the guac. Love, Kirby"
and then voila!
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Instant Saturday detention
for the rest of Kirby's life.
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I can't get in trouble!
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I'm on the verge of getting
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"My child has a spotless record"
bumper sticker.
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You can't buy
one of those, Dawn.
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I've tried.
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We're not gonna get
in trouble, Belinda.
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That's what the sign is for.
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(Principal Mitchell)
Unclaimed guac?
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-Oh, you don't want that yet.
-Don't be silly.
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It's always guac o'clock.
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And this is exactly
the kind of horse-play
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and monkeyshines that
will no longer be tolerated.
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Chewing of gum is forbidden.
(beeps)
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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Dress code violation.
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Shirt untucked.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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Dress code violation.
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Shirt too tucked.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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(groans)
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Thanks, Kirby.
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I can't believe
I'm getting blamed
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for this whole
robot hall monitor thing.
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It's like I have a target
on my back or something.
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I'm telling you,
I got this!
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(blows hard)
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What happened?
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Did I hit the target?
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(sighs)
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Well, you do tend to cause
a lot of trouble in the halls.
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And in class...
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and in the cafeteria...
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also at my house.
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By the way, you can't
come over this weekend.
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Hey, I'm the victim here!
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Principal Mitchell knows
I can't get in any more trouble,
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but he brings in a robot
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just begging to be messed with.
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Life is so unfair.
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You don't want to mess
with any robots, Kirb.
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Trust me, the robot
apocalypse is coming,
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and when it does,
you wanna be on their good side.
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Observe.
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Hey, Gregory!
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My man! What's going on?
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Keep walking.
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-Okie dokie.
-(beeps)
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(whirring)
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Demerit issued.
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Stupid job-stealing robot.
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Nice red eyes, dummy.
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Littering.
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(beeps)
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Oh!
(giggles)
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I'm sorry.
I never litter.
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I never drop anything
on purpose...
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a ball, a topic
of conversation.
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At a party, people ask me to
drop a beat, and I won't do it.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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What?
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Come on!
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I have a spotless record,
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which will soon be reflected
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on my spotless record
bumper sticker.
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Back talk detected.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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Gregory, this has
gone on long enough!
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Being the hall monitor
isn't about issuing demerits.
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It's about using
good judgment,
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and kindness, and...
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Additional back talk detected.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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Oh, come on!
He was just...
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(sighs, inhales)
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I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
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You seem like a reasonable...
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-Assault in progress.
-"Assault"?
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-I'll have you know I...
-(Gregory's camera clicks)
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Photo taken as evidence.
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This is exactly why we should
have human hall monitors!
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That's it!
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I'm giving you
a citizen's demerit.
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That's not a thing.
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Demerit issued.
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-(screams)
-(crashing)
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So yeah, everybody
at school kinda hates me,
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but at least I didn't
get in trouble
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by that stupid robot today.
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That's somethin', right?
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(camera clicks)
Kirby buckets.
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Aiding and abetting
theft of Gregory.
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Demerit issued.
(beeps)
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You know, in a lot of ways,
this is kinda your fault.
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You guys kidnapped Gregory?
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I'm sorry! We panicked!
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I've just never been around
that many demerits before.
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And I have a bumper sticker
on the line, Kirby!
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A bumper sticker!
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Hey, Gregory, um,
I just want you to know
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that I had nothing
to do with this, okay?
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Some of my best friends
are machines.
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See?
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(metal guitar riff)
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I don't ask
about your robot,
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you don't ask about mine.
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Guys, we need to
do something quick!
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As soon as Mitchell finds out
that the robot's gone,
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he's gonna think
that I did it!
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Who knows? Maybe he won't
even realize it's missing.
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(phones vibrate, beep, ring)
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Students of Forest Hills,
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our beloved robot
hall monitor, Gregory,
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has been kidnapped.
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For information leading
to his safe return,
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or the capture
of his kidnappers,
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I am offering a bounty
of $10,000...
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in Mitchell bucks,
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redeemable at
school-sponsored bake sales,
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my personal app store,
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or for anything
with a purple tag
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at my cousin Ramone's
garage sale next weekend.
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Come in tightly.
Come in tight.
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And if you want
to collect the bounty,
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I suggest you start
at Kirby Buckets' house,
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because I am, like,
99% sure he did it.
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(knocking)
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(Dawn)
Kirby, I know he's in there!
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Hide him!
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Unhand Gregory.
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Hey, Dawn.
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Fancy seeing you here.
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Don't play that.
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What are you doing here?
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I... am also here to bust Kirby.
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I am so onto you, Buckets!
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(Gregory beeps)
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-What was that?
-What was what?
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Uh, look, Dawn,
I've already checked
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the bathroom, and trust me,
you do not wanna go in there.
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It was me.
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I am not proud
of what happened in there.
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Ew. Gross.
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I think we should check
the rest of the house.
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I know you're behind this,
and when I bust you,
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you're gonna have a lot more
than Saturday detentions to worry about.
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You'll probably get expelled enough
to go to a boarding school,
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and instead of
Kirby-free Saturdays,
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it'll be Kirby-free every days,
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and the long, painful road
that has been my life
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will have been worth it.
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Okay. Good to know, Dawn. Bye.
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Okay, I've got a plan.
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What if we take
this box-of-batteries out back
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and hit it with hammers until
there's nothing but scrap metal?
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I mean, we'd need to
find a new hall monitor,
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but I'm sure
a very qualified
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human candidate
would come forward.
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Talking about me.
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Humans, am I right?
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You can't live with them,
you can't live without
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the ones named "Fish."
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Hey, do you need anything?
Are you thirsty?
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Hey, that's my water!
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Gregory is our guest.
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You should treat him
with kindness.
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One: He's not a guest,
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he's a job-stealing
pile of wires.
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Two: He can't drink
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because he's a job-stealing
pile of wires!
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-You know, I'm sick and tired of...
-Guys, cut it out!
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You're gonna...
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(short circuiting, popping)
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(powers down)
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-What did you guys do?
-I...
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00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,210
(powers up)
259
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,831
Memory corrupted.
260
00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,417
Reboot successful.
261
00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,832
Hello. Where am I?
262
00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:45,877
Uh... you're in my bedroom.
263
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,539
How did I get...
264
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,325
(Kirby's voice)
in my bedroom?
265
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,537
(both chuckle)
266
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,495
That's actually sort of
a funny story.
267
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,503
You, uh...
268
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,923
Take Gregory to Mr. Spiner.
269
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,420
Wait, Mr. Spiner?
270
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,880
You don't think he means...
271
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,499
Spi-borg.
272
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,793
He prefers "Mr. Spiner."
273
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,455
Yeah, didn't he used to be
274
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,132
the school's
computer science teacher?
275
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,458
He was, but I heard
he went crazy trying
276
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,382
to turn himself
into a half-robot.
277
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,288
I heard he experimented
on any kids that
278
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,575
come too close
to his house.
279
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,037
(Eli)
We can't go there!
280
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,625
Do you know
what'll happen to us?
281
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,330
(scary music plays)
282
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,667
(whirring)
283
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,166
Whoa!
284
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,125
(screams)
285
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,708
Wait...
286
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:36,792
maybe he can turn
me into a half-robot.
287
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,463
I'd be the best
of both worlds.
288
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,752
Worshiped by men and robots!
289
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:44,174
Plus, I've always wanted
a super strong robot hand.
290
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,670
I think we should
take Gregory back.
291
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,380
I don't know. I think we're just
better off destroying him.
292
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,288
In the end, it's kinder this way.
293
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:55,169
Aim for the face.
294
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,960
Don't destroy Gregory.
295
00:12:57,041 --> 00:13:00,501
Gregory can help Kirby
never get demerits again.
296
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,963
-Wait, no more demerits? How?
-You'll see.
297
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,671
You'll see. Take Gregory
to Mr. Spiner.
298
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,630
(sighs)
Okay.
299
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,579
-Let's take him back.
-Yes!
300
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,750
So, you were definitely
in Kirby's room
301
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:17,834
to bust him, right?
302
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,707
Bust him and dust him.
(laughs nervously)
303
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,002
-Why?
-(Gregory beeps)
304
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:34,499
Principal Mitchell...
I found your robot.
305
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,377
Dawn, please.
306
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,878
Everyone knows
how terrible you are.
307
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,169
You don't have to prove it.
308
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,500
Sorry, loser.
309
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,833
This hunk of junk is going
back to Principal Mitchell,
310
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,497
and... you know
what happens then.
311
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:48,673
(chuckles)
312
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:53,002
Kirby Buckets, I hereby
forgive you.
313
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,957
Also, you now have
cool wings to fly...
314
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,880
like a hawk.
315
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,172
Now, allow me to
sing you a theme song
316
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,250
as you fly away to glory.
317
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,293
(metal guitar riff)
318
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,825
♪ Kirby Buckets ♪
319
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,957
♪ You live inside the heartof every man ♪
320
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,631
♪ Oh, how I wish ♪
321
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:23,999
♪ I was you-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
322
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,883
(screams)
323
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,422
I don't know what
you're imagining right now,
324
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,880
but it's definitely not
what's going to happen.
325
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,829
Accessing Dawn's cell phone.
(beeps)
326
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,997
What? What? What's he doing?
327
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,043
Calling Gabe Michaels.
328
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,285
-(Gregory rings)
-Oh, no, no, no!
329
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,455
Do not call him!
330
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,382
-He's the cutest guy in school!
-(Gregory clicks)
331
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,128
-(Gabe) Hello?
-(imitates Dawn) Hi. Gabe?
332
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,578
This is Dawn Buckets.
333
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,497
You're an athlete, right?
334
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:52,043
I'm calling because
I have the worst case
335
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,665
of athlete's foot
on my big, gross feet.
336
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,790
Also diarrhea.
337
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,875
-(all laugh)
-Goodbye.
338
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,169
(hitting Gregory)
339
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,710
-What have you done?
-(continues hitting Gregory)
340
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,502
-Ugh!
-(laughter)
341
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,833
You know what, robot?
342
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,667
I'm startin' to like you.
343
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,463
Broken taillight.
344
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,082
Bet you didn't catch that.
345
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,996
Some monitor you are.
346
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,293
Hey, so what's Spiner got that's
gonna keep me out of trouble?
347
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,415
Is it a memory eraser?
Invisibility device?
348
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,790
You'll see.
349
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,535
Almost there.
350
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,422
Hey, let me run a few ideas
past you guys.
351
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,540
So, would you be more
or less likely to worship me
352
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,875
if I had this for a hand?
353
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:37,499
Less likely because you'd be
a traitor to the human race,
354
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,923
but more likely
to make pancakes.
355
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,130
Gregory likes it.
(beeps)
356
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,918
Thank you, Gregory.
357
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,830
-Let's go.
-(laughs)
358
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:51,538
Ms. Buckets, care to explain
why my robot catchers have
359
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,285
no robot to catch?
360
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,205
You spend your whole life...
361
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,541
trying to look cool...
362
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,625
and trying to cover up
every possible physical flaw...
363
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,997
and now,
Gabe Michaels thinks...
364
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:12,543
that I have big, gross,
athlete's-foot feet.
365
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,041
(whispers)
Don't forget diarrhea.
366
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,670
I just want to say whatever
these no-good hooligans did,
367
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,670
at least we can all
rest assured that
368
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,710
my record is still 100% clean.
369
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,882
When do those bumper stickers
get distributed?
370
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,999
I don't have time
for this nonsense.
371
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,083
Where is my robot?
372
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,456
No idea.
373
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:35,632
They said something about
some Spi-borg person, if that helps.
374
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,039
Oh, yes.
375
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,535
It helps.
376
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,825
(snaps)
377
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,747
Home, sweet home.
378
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,464
(Eli) You think those bars
on the windows are
379
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,002
to keep people out
or keep people in?
380
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,667
I don't know what
you're talking about.
381
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,080
-It seems fine to...
-(growls)
382
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,076
Aah! I regret everything!
383
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,463
(sighs)
All right.
384
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,382
Let's go around this way.
385
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,535
Whoa, this place is creepy.
386
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,251
(buzzing)
387
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,503
Whoa.
388
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,333
-(gasps)
-Wow.
389
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,375
(robotically)
Welcome to my lair.
390
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,958
(screams)
391
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,501
(beeps)
392
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,963
Gregory?
393
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,003
Gregory!
394
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,711
Come on, man.
You are embarrassing Gregory.
395
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:47,082
Oh! Thank you. Thank you
for bringing him back.
396
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,456
And I'm sorry
if I scared you.
397
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,882
I like to pretend.
398
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,749
Um, so Gregory promised me
something about, uh,
399
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,714
never getting
in trouble again, so...
400
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,422
Gregory may have lied.
401
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,080
I programmed Gregory to say
whatever he needs to get home.
402
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,916
Should've destroyed him.
403
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,290
Just sayin'.
404
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:07,075
So wait, you're not a super
crazy cyborg-obsessed weirdo?
405
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,496
Uh, no. I'm just a normal,
406
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,043
everyday guy...
who got fired
407
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:14,165
from his teaching job because be built
a robot to slow dance with.
408
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,500
So graceful,
409
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,293
like an electric swan.
410
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,035
-Wow.
-Mitchell said I had to reprogram him,
411
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,285
and when I refused, he fired me.
412
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,670
That robot was built
with school materials
413
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,920
and is therefore school property.
414
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,040
-Boys.
-(Gregory) No, stop!
415
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,455
Robot brothers, help Gregory.
416
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,632
(hums)
417
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,749
(beeps)
418
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,004
(whirs)
419
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,463
The robot uprising.
420
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,035
It has begun!
421
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,785
(whirring)
422
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,415
(buzzes)
423
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,210
(whirs)
424
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,461
(scoffs)
425
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,502
(crashes)
426
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,633
I am defeated.
427
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,999
Just kidding.
428
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:02,133
By the way, you three are
in a lot of trouble.
429
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,790
Wait, all this is
my fault, right?
430
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,825
If I wasn't getting
in trouble all the time,
431
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,247
then you wouldn't
have needed
432
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,673
a hall monitor
in the first place.
433
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,329
So, just expel me.
434
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,877
Leave Eli and Fish out of this
435
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,499
and let Gregory stay here.
436
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,083
Because without me at school,
you wouldn't need him anyway.
437
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,326
That won't be necessary, Kirby.
438
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,577
I know the real reason
you got Gregory.
439
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,577
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
440
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,997
Every semester,
the superintendent wants
441
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,383
you to hand out a certain number
of punishments.
442
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,668
You're short,
so you needed a robot
443
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,880
to help so you didn't
have to fake the numbers
444
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,669
like you did last semester.
445
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,500
How did you know about that?
446
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,793
I monitor everything.
447
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,455
-(ringing) Calling superintendent.
-Stop. Stop!
448
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:55,752
Fine. No expulsions...
but I'm keeping the robot.
449
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,924
Uh, sorry...
cheaters don't get robots,
450
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,670
and I'm putting you on
citizen's probation.
451
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,000
Okay, well, that...
that's not a thing, but fine.
452
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,253
Spi-borg can keep
his garbage robot.
453
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,003
Let's go.
454
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,083
Wait, so this wasn't my fault
the whole entire time?
455
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,286
Why didn't you tell me?
456
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,375
I guess part of me wanted
you to take some responsibility.
457
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,543
Plus, I forgot.
458
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,875
Thank you boys so much
for saving Gregory.
459
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,289
I don't know how to repay you.
460
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,915
Normally I'd say
super cool robot arm,
461
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,670
but if that's what
the robot uprising
462
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,540
is gonna look like,
count me out.
463
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,535
That was not
the real robot uprising.
464
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,495
Wait, so... so it is
still happening?
465
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,963
Tell me when!
466
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,251
I don't know,
but you may want
467
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,793
to stay inside
on the date of October...
468
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,165
(powers down)
469
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,920
Battery's dead.
470
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,380
What... what...
471
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,208
October what?
472
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,785
(yells)
October what?
473
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,705
(Dawn)
Gabe, wait!
474
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,332
I promise I don't have
athlete's foot,
475
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,997
and I certainly
don't have diarrhea.
476
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,423
(whistle)
477
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,170
Watch your language, sister...
478
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:10,920
'cause I came to this hallway
to do two things:
479
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,630
kick butt and chew bubblegum.
480
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,669
Bubble gum's not allowed
in this hallway.
481
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,503
Hyah!
482
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,633
-(whistles)
-Whistle all you want!
483
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,419
They discontinued
the bumper stickers!
484
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,500
-(whistles)
-Who cares, Eli?
485
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,213
Honestly, I don't care!
486
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,541
(emphatically)
I don't care!
487
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,205
I... I... I don't care!
488
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,921
I really don't care!
489
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,961
Kirby Bucket list.
490
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,331
Blugh!
491
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,211
(pops)
492
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:48,961
-Sorry.
-(laughter)
493
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,251
Califor-nee-ya.
494
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,753
-Right? Bless you.
-(sneezes)
495
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,424
(Man) Well...
496
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,130
Back to one hippie robot.
497
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,748
(laughs) Uh-oh.
498
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,504
(Man) Cut! Very good!
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