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I had paperwork. 15 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:08,067 Well, you just have to listen and catch up, won't you? 16 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,402 God, are you in a bad mood? 17 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,271 Nope, I just know you're gonna disagree with me. 18 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:14,140 -MARISSA: Oh, no. Are you serious? -DEL: What? 19 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,408 You're gonna clear these guys? 20 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,410 No, they're-they're not all just guys. 21 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,478 Really? Where are the women? 22 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,280 I got one right here. 23 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:22,615 I spotted one... Yep, Henrietta Michaels, 24 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:25,218 former Professor at Northwestern. 25 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,853 She was fired for using a word 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,622 which was misunderstood by her students. 27 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:32,826 She wants to defend herself on TV 28 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,394 so she can get her job back. 29 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:36,729 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like good TV. 30 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,399 So four dozen guys accused of rape and harassment, 31 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,501 -and one woman. -Oh, come on, Marissa. 32 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,735 People are getting canceled without a trial, 33 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,304 no evidence presented against them. 34 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,371 -Because they did it. -Maybe they did, 35 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,506 maybe they didn't. 36 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:47,874 or maybe it's more nuanced. 37 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,310 Oh, my God, you sound like that Canadian guy. 38 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,711 The one who wrote the book about that thing. 39 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,413 If I knew what that meant, maybe I'd be offended. 40 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,181 You want to play cancel-culture cop. 41 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,383 No. I want to play judge. 42 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,185 -(laughs) Oh, my God. -Think about it. 43 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,754 There are lots of reasons these accusations never go to trial. 44 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:04,224 The victims finally get to accuse the victimizer 45 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,658 face to face. 46 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,660 -What if they don't want to? -That's their choice. 47 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,762 And the victimizer gets the court to himself? 48 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,798 To say whatever bullshit he wants. 49 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,366 This is a bad joke. 50 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,801 -You're undercutting MeToo. -No, no, 51 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,470 -no, we're giving MeToo teeth. -CORD: That's right. 52 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,273 If it relies on mob rule, it'll exhaust itself. 53 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,141 Okay. All right. Mom, Dad, please. 54 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,477 I hate when you fight. Let's get back to work 55 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,879 Who's up first? 56 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,215 -Who's this guy? -Oh, uh. Joey Battle. 57 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,584 -Stand-up. -Oh, God, you mean Louis C.K. Two. 58 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,819 -What'd he do? -CORD: He masturbated 59 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,855 in front of two women in a green room. 60 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,790 To be fair, he did ask for permission first. 61 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,193 Seriously? If he did, he didn't wait for a "yes." 62 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,628 But he did not assault anyone. 63 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,564 Oh. Are we really setting the bar that low? 64 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,266 Let's compromise. We'll do both. 65 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,569 -Both? -Yeah, this guy and, uh, Marissa's idea. 66 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,838 The academic, uh, Henrietta what's-her-name. 67 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,907 -CORD: Henrietta Michaels. -That wasn't my idea. 68 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,708 -When can we start? -DEL: You really think 69 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,510 -there's time to do both? -WACKNER: We'll make the time. 70 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,412 -Let's just schedule it. -(indistinct chatter) 71 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,580 WOMAN: That's my time, guys. 72 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,649 Thank you very much. 73 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,688 June, you were great. 74 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,457 The drinks are watered down, so I know you're not drunk. 75 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,192 No. You're funny. 76 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:14,761 It's just this club sucks. 77 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:16,863 Is this about Joey Battle? 78 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,665 How'd you know? 79 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,200 Reporters are the only ones who approach me nowadays. 80 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,669 I'm not a reporter. 81 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,838 The last time I spoke out about Joey Battle, 82 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:26,839 this happened to me. 83 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,342 I mean, I was on my way to a serious career, 84 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,810 and that scumbag derailed me. 85 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,680 Not just off the tracks, like buried under them. 86 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:36,215 By testifying, you'd get the truth out. 87 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:37,550 Did you say "truth"? 88 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,353 I thought we were talking about a reality TV show. 89 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,655 Millions of people could see it. 90 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,857 I mean, I don't even know the whole truth. 91 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,427 When the story about Joey was about to break, 92 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,628 he reached out to me on Facebook. 93 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,296 And you know what he said? 94 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,498 He said, "I'm sorry for shoving you into a closet." 95 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,800 He shoved you into a closet? 96 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,902 No, with me, he just jacked off into a plant. 97 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,671 I can't help but think, though, "who did he shove into a closet 98 00:03:58,738 --> 00:03:59,906 and what happened to her?" 99 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,642 So you should testify against him. 100 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,811 -Bring that out. -This is just another way for Battle 101 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,879 to get his career back. I'm not participating in that. 102 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:07,981 What if it wasn't? 103 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,984 What if he was actually confronted with his crime? 104 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,385 It'll never happen. 105 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,454 People like Battle win. 106 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,955 People like me lose. 107 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,925 But, you know what? This is my consolation prize. 108 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,827 His Wikipedia page. 109 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,429 He's no longer the comedian saint. 110 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,532 Now he's Mr. Masturbater in the greenroom. 111 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,337 (sighs) 112 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,972 (chuckles) 113 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,477 Who's defending Battle? 114 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,712 The comedian? David is. 115 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,581 David Cord. Why? 116 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,049 He's a lawyer. 117 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,752 My guess is he wants to make an issue of cancel culture. 118 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,954 Then I want to prosecute him. 119 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,355 -Really? -Yeah. 120 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,823 I'm gonna rip him a new one. 121 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,393 -David or the comedian? -Both. 122 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,961 Oh, that's the spirit. 123 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,597 What about the other case-- the, uh, academic lady? 124 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,966 That's different. She shouldn't have been fired. 125 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,502 No, you want to prosecute one, you have to prosecute the other. 126 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:05,338 -Why? -Because I'm unpredictable. 127 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,372 Haven't you heard? 128 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,007 It's about cancel culture. 129 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:11,010 -Have to explore all sides. -I don't want to explore all sides. 130 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,745 Well, this isn't about what you want. 131 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,647 Let's go into court. 132 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,651 MAN: Nobody move! Get down! Get down on the ground! 133 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,354 Get down! This party is a violation 134 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,423 of COVID quarantine rules! 135 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,791 Turn that fucking music off! 136 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,527 (laughs) Did you see that? 137 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,729 MAN: Is something funny here? 138 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,431 What the hell's so funny? 139 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,800 -WOMAN: Nobody said anything. -Come here! 140 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:36,602 LIZ: Ms. Farrow, where was this taken? 141 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,004 At a friend's house party. 142 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,907 It was a great day until somebody called the cops. 143 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,643 And the cop that arrived was, uh, 144 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,378 Officer McFinley, yes? 145 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,346 Yes. 146 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:48,881 McFINLEY: Get down. Get down over here! 147 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,617 WOMAN: Ow! Hey, let me go. 148 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,853 -I didn't do anything wrong! -Get down! 149 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,988 -Ow! Let me go. -Get the fuck down! 150 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,957 -Ow! Ow, you're hurting me. -Stay down! 151 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,993 -Ow! -Get down! Stop resisting. 152 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,862 -(grunting) Stop! -(screaming, whimpering) 153 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,665 -(taser crackles) -(people exclaiming) 154 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,033 McFINLEY: No... 155 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:11,804 What happened next? 156 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,841 I ran to her. 157 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,377 She wasn't breathing. 158 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,681 When the paramedics arrived, 159 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,149 she was dead. 160 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,653 You know that Antoinette's family is suing the Chicago PD 161 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,988 for five million dollars? 162 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:29,989 Yes. 163 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,926 If it were up to me, it'd be ten times that. 164 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,501 Thank you, Miss Farrow. 165 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,035 (sniffles) 166 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,606 AMY ANN: Miss Farrow, I'm-I'm so sorry 167 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,875 for the loss of your friend. 168 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,444 You were good friends, weren't you? 169 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,912 We were. 170 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,414 So you knew she had a heart condition? Tachycardia. 171 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,483 -Can you tell us... -Objection, Your Honor. That has 172 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,152 -Objection. Under the eggsh... -nothing to do with what we're... 173 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,788 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're on the same side, you two. 174 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:06,826 Your Honor, under the eggshell doctrine, it is irrelevant 175 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,561 whether Antoinette had a heart condition. 176 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,165 What does matter is that the defendant caused the injury. 177 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,100 Your Honor, we would argue that the stun gun 178 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,002 wasn't the true cause of death. Her heart condition was. 179 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,070 Okay, well, good for you two. 180 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,139 You both got your statements out to the jury. 181 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,909 Overruled. The defense may argue causation. 182 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:24,977 -Please continue. -Ms. Farrow, 183 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:26,512 did Antoinette's heart condition 184 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,981 mean she was supposed to avoid overexertion? 185 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,884 She had a heart arrhythmia, but she was careful. 186 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,488 That cop put 50,000 volts through her. 187 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:36,622 Right, that cop. 188 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:38,090 Let's talk about that cop. 189 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,593 Ms. Farrow, this is your Instagram profile, isn't it? 190 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,828 -Object-Obj... -Objection. 191 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,496 Okay. Give me a hint, Counselors. 192 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:45,164 -Relevance. -This is inflammatory. -Okay, okay. 193 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:47,233 So, what is going on over there? Do you need separate tables? 194 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,535 -No, Your Honor. -Just objection. -You must know what's coming, 195 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,938 because I don't. Overruled. 196 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,474 On Instagram, you quote these rap lyrics, 197 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,877 "Fuck the cops like porn stars, 198 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,879 keeping us caged behind bars." 199 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,581 Objection, Your Honor. 200 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,748 It speaks to the witness' bias. 201 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,016 To quote rap lyrics? No. 202 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,485 No. That shows the counselor's racism. 203 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,855 Oh, that's right, everything you don't like is racist. 204 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,123 The Supreme Court ruled that rap lyrics can be 205 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,893 -considered criminal evidence. -No, they merely declined to reverse. 206 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,695 And you're going one step further 207 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,129 to damn someone who quotes the lyrics. 208 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,899 -I'm not damning. -Okay, I'm-I'm gonna talk now. 209 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,568 I don't like this like this line of reasoning, Counselor. 210 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:26,239 I have quoted Johnny Cash's song about shooting a man in Reno. 211 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,674 Does that go to my character? I hope not. 212 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,911 Sustained. Let's move on. 213 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:35,514 Professors expect students to be respectful. 214 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,083 I don't think it's too much to expect 215 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,886 that our teachers be respectful in return. 216 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,188 Okay, got it. 217 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,890 And that irritated you? 218 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,625 It more than irritated me. 219 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,059 I-I found the word offensive. 220 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,229 So you decided to call Professor Henrietta Michaels out? 221 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,665 Well, I just reported it. 222 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,100 I mean, the word is self-explanatory. 223 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,003 -It's a triggering word. -Here's the text of your tweet. 224 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,938 Can you read it for His Honor? 225 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,174 "How does Professor Michaels think it's okay in 2021 226 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,677 to use a word so similar to the N-word?" 227 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,146 So, at this point, I think we need to talk about the word 228 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,282 itself and how we're gonna continue to refer to it. 229 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,884 Our handy graphics team at Copy Coop-- 230 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,754 20% off on all large orders until Friday-- 231 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,556 has put the word on our display. 232 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:19,725 That's the word. 233 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,227 I feel like a little duck should come down. 234 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,762 "You say the magic word, you collect a $100." 235 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,196 (gallery laughs) 236 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,766 Sorry, millennials, you can look that one up. 237 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,101 Anyway, from now on, 238 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:33,172 I think we should refer to the word as... 239 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,041 um... 240 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,776 I don't know. Thoughts? 241 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,911 N-word-ly? 242 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,846 -Inelegant, but sure. -CORD: Uh, Your Honor, 243 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,717 defense feels that any euphemism for the word 244 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,019 in question, uh, biases the court against 245 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,623 my client's honest use of said word. 246 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,326 "Said word?" Seriously? 247 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:56,996 -It's powdered-wig time, my friend. -Oh, no. Your Honor, really? 248 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,899 No obtuse use of language or Latin. 249 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,934 You know the penalty. 250 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,103 Thank you, Dean. 251 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,105 Very becoming. Since I am 252 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,908 the court, I will swear to you, 253 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,010 I will not be biased by said word. 254 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,646 "N-word-ly" it is. 255 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,247 Go ahead, Prosecutor. 256 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,850 And you found her use of that word-- 257 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:21,620 -notice I didn't say "said word." -Always in awe, Counselor. 258 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,788 You found it offensive? 259 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,724 Yes. 260 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,792 Good. I think that's it. 261 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,160 No more questions. 262 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,396 -De lege lata. That was a joke. -I don't care. 263 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,098 -That's why we have two. Dean. -No, no, no, 264 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:34,934 -that was a joke, I... No. -Come on, Marissa. 265 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,036 CORD: Now, Camille, you are aware the word-- 266 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,771 -what is it? -N-word-ly. 267 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,174 N-word-ly-- you are aware that it simply means "stingy"? 268 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,909 -Right? -CAMILLE: Yes. 269 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,778 And that it comes from an Old Norse word, 270 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,847 "nigla," meaning "poor" 271 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:52,018 -and it has the same root as the word "niggle"? -Yes. 272 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,820 So, if Professor Michaels had said the word "niggle" 273 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,189 -would you have felt offended? -No. 274 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,258 -Why not? -It wouldn't sound like 275 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,660 -the "N-word." -So it doesn't matter 276 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,229 that the word in question 277 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,331 has no racial connotations whatsoever? 278 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,800 CAMILLE: Given how it sounds, the word definitely 279 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,268 has racial connotations, 280 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,970 whether you're prepared to acknowledge that or not. 281 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,040 But the etymology of the word is non-racial. 282 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,175 I'm not an expert in etymology, 283 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:19,712 but I do know something about people using the N-word. 284 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:24,283 Camille, before you tweeted 285 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:24,283 about Professor Michaels' 286 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,352 use of N-word-ly, 287 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,088 wasn't there something else she did that upset you? 288 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:32,091 -CAMILLE: I'm not sure what you're talking about. -CORD: Well, you asked her twice 289 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,160 for an extension on your term paper. 290 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:38,831 Yeah-huh. 291 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,099 And she said no. 292 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,269 And when you did turn in the term paper late 293 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:46,072 anyway, what grade did you get? 294 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,706 -She gave me a C. -CORD: And isn't that 295 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,810 really the reason that you wanted to get her fired? 296 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,111 No. 297 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,712 Can't you object or something? 298 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,449 -This has nothing to do with it. -Even if she did object, 299 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,050 you'd still have to answer the question. 300 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,485 This court is bullshit. 301 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,088 You want to clear her so she can get her job back, 302 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,056 but she knew what she was doing using that word. 303 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,292 -No, I didn't. -Come on. 304 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:09,061 You think college is meant to be a warm, cuddly place 305 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,463 -where you're not challenged. -No, 306 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,332 I just don't want to spend my day being offended. 307 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,501 These are the words that make up the English language. 308 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,303 They exist. 309 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,805 They don't mean what you think they mean. 310 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,740 -And that is education. -No. 311 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:25,511 An education is living in now, not in the 16th century. 312 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,280 WACKNER: Okay, good. That was illuminating. 313 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,483 You can step down now. Thank you, my dear. 314 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,457 Fuck you. You're not even trying. 315 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,001 The optics matter. 316 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,769 Racially. 317 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,038 I agree. 318 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,875 Some of the jurors may react to a woman 319 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,077 interrogating a man, period. 320 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,079 Well, we're both women. 321 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,514 That... that can't be helped. 322 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,316 Some of the jurors may feel more comfortable 323 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,918 if, um... 324 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,154 if I question the cop. 325 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,823 'Cause you're white? 326 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,492 Yes. I'm just speaking pragmatically. 327 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,462 They may not think I have as big a dog in the fight. 328 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,399 And, on the other hand, some jurors might appreciate 329 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,135 that I do have a dog in the fight. 330 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,971 Okay. Well, I could be more dispassionate. 331 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,107 Do we want dispassionate? 332 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,280 Liz, you're shoving me out of my name partner position 333 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,849 -because of my race. -I am doing nothing. 334 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,985 You are the one who got our racist clients 335 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,353 to whine to STR Laurie about us. 336 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,155 Those clients bring in a great deal of money, 337 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,223 and they are not racists. 338 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,158 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 339 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,560 They have been my clients for 15 years. 340 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,128 That's what it was about. 341 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,996 Are you saying that-that if you were being replaced 342 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,365 by another white partner they would have the same objection? 343 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:56,101 I'm saying... maybe they worry about racial grudges. 344 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,204 -Oh, my God. -I mean, what do you call 345 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,339 pushing me out of a-a... of a name partnership 346 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,542 -that I worked for? -That you felt entitled to. 347 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,444 Excuse me? 348 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,579 Really? 349 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,913 That's what you think? 350 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,481 Yeah. 351 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,518 I think that Barbara Kolstad was shoved out 352 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,853 because you felt entitled to her position. 353 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,291 Fine. Let's finish this case, because here's the problem: 354 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,228 We can't work together if you don't respect me. 355 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,497 No, we can't work together if you use race cynically. 356 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,532 Oh, fine. 357 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,969 You cross-examine him, because this is bullshit. 358 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,270 This is motherfucking bullshit. 359 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,872 You want to come after me, you come after me 360 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,409 with an honest argument about my lack of competence, 361 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,246 -my lack of worth. -Your unworthiness-- 362 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,648 which you don't seem to want to acknowledge-- 363 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,619 is you can't be the top dog in a Black firm. 364 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,157 Wake up. 365 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,665 AMY ANN: Ever shoot anybody? 366 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,166 No, ma'am. 367 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,935 Not in 11 years of service. 368 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,638 Other than on the occasion of Antoinette Lacey's passing, 369 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,172 had you ever used your stun gun? 370 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,375 Never, and... 371 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,477 I hope to God I never do again. 372 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,445 AMY ANN: Did anyone tell you 373 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,347 that Antoinette Lacey had a heart condition? 374 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,051 McFINLEY: No. No one did. 375 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,120 I just... 376 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,064 So, other than killing an unarmed girl, 377 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,700 -AMY ANN: Object to "killed." -you never used your stun gun? 378 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,303 -Yeah, Counselor, rephrase. -LIZ: So, other than using 379 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,538 lethal force on an unarmed girl, 380 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,074 you only faced disciplinary action 381 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,442 for violent behavior once? 382 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,144 I'm not sure what you're referring to. 383 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,680 In February, 2019, 384 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,616 did Chicago PD respond to a report 385 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,384 of a domestic dispute at your house? 386 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,219 Objection. Your Honor, Officer McFinley 387 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,688 isn't on trial for his personal life. 388 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,257 No, he's on trial for being a violent cop. 389 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,392 Overruled. The witness may answer. 390 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,062 (scoffs) It wasn't... 391 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,496 It was an argument. 392 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,698 My wife... 393 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:06,965 My ex-wife... 394 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,500 We had a fight, 395 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,269 not a physical one, verbal. 396 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,172 -So it was just a noise disturbance? -Yes. 397 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,641 -Your Honor... -Uh, Your... Your Honor, 398 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,976 we would like to call our next witness, 399 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,311 Officer McFinley's ex-wife, 400 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,612 -Vanessa McFinley. -AMY ANN: Your Honor, 401 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,414 Ms. McFinley was not on the witness list. 402 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,350 DIANE: She doesn't need to be. She's being used 403 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,652 to rebut Officer McFinley's testimony. 404 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,121 -The testimony he just swore to. -I'm sorry, just a moment, 405 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,290 -Ms. McFinley. -AMY ANN: Your Honor, I know that 406 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,658 with your politics you lean 407 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,593 -to the worldview of BLM... -No, no, 408 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,328 Counselor, please don't try that. 409 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,464 Then we ask for a recess to review with our client. 410 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,132 They can review all they want. 411 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,568 It's not gonna change what's been said on the stand. 412 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,737 Well, still, Ms. Reddick, um... 413 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,373 let's adjourn to tomorrow morning. 414 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,375 (strikes gavel) 415 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,211 Well, it was a good try to get her in today. 416 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,645 Yeah, well, whether we get her in today 417 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:57,249 or tomorrow, it doesn't matter. She's a slam dunk. 418 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,123 Nicholas Dupont. 419 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,624 I represent comedians. 420 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,228 I want to help anyone who's serious about comedy 421 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,496 and his career. 422 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,700 -His career but not her career? -I... Uh, no, that's-that's not 423 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,702 -what I was trying to say. -One for 424 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,104 the prosecution, Dean. -NICHOLAS: No, no, wait. Now, she didn't 425 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,573 -let me finish my statement. -Yes, she did, sir. 426 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,543 And you revealed your mindset with a spontaneous utterance. 427 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,278 Continue, Madame Prosecutor. 428 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,714 -Miss Prosecutor. -Miss, my apologies. 429 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,283 -MARISSA: Your clients include Joey Battle. -NICHOLAS: That's right. 430 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,584 He's a very talented man. 431 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,254 One of the funniest men alive. 432 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,557 Did doing your best for Joey mean silencing 433 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,359 June Barrow after he victimized her? 434 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,261 Uh, objection to victimized. 435 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,596 You only get three objections per day in my court, Mr. Cord. 436 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,131 You sure you want to use it now? 437 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,399 Uh... 438 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,201 Objection withdrawn. 439 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,236 I never silenced anyone. 440 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:55,407 I have here an affidavit from Steve Brant at the Laugh Farm 441 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,276 saying you explicitly told him 442 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,178 to cancel June's upcoming booking. 443 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,280 -NICHOLAS: Eh, he hates me. -MARISSA: Uh-huh. And you 444 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,681 -apparently hate him. -Look, 445 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,483 I might have called her a loose cannon. 446 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,385 That's a possibilit... 447 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,487 Look, uh... 448 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,490 at the time, I had no idea there was any truth 449 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,425 -to the allegations about Joey. -You didn't notice 450 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,427 that June's story had uncanny similarities 451 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,696 to stories told by other female comedians? 452 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,832 I heard a rumor that Joey might have had an affair or two 453 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,500 that went sour, but... 454 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,437 I-I didn't understand the allegations, exactly. 455 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,839 You never heard that he had a habit 456 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,807 of inviting women to his dressing room, 457 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,843 blocking the door, and then masturbating 458 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,312 -into a potted ficus? -Absolutely not. 459 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,881 So it's just a coincidence that at your 2015 holiday party 460 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,649 you made a joke that people should keep Joey 461 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,852 away from the Christmas tree? 462 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,455 -(soft chuckle) -(ding) 463 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:47,559 I think this deserves two slashes, Dean. 464 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,496 Marissa. 465 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,764 Use me however you want. I'm in. 466 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,132 -Really? -Yes. 467 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,602 Oh! Thank you. 468 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,903 Hey. 469 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,506 Where was that passion in the N-word case? 470 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,743 Oh, I guess I feel like it's not the N-word. 471 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,245 It is. 472 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,380 It always is. 473 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,354 (elevator bell dings) 474 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,168 ♪ ♪ 475 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,380 NEWSMAN: Witnesses heard the shooter yell, "That's for Antoinette," 476 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,182 -an apparent reference to the ongoing -Oh, my God. 477 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,651 -civil suit against the officer. -Diane, turn on the news. 478 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,419 In what is turning into a season of... 479 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,288 ♪ ♪ 480 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,925 Before two shots were fired at close range. 481 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,893 The assailant is unknown and still at large. 482 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,462 Many wonder whether the ongoing brutality lawsuit 483 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,464 against the city had something to do with 484 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,867 the patrol officer's murder. 485 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,735 Oh, fuck. 486 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,738 Jesse McFinley was a father of four and a 15-year veteran 487 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,541 of the Chicago Police Department. 488 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,949 ♪ ♪ 489 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,845 ♪ ♪ 490 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,811 ♪ ♪ 491 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,698 ♪ ♪ 492 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,515 MARISSA: Do you guys have a minute? 493 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,783 Sure. 494 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,853 Remember how you told me how much you hate 495 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,355 being Blackopedia for white people, 496 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,790 explaining what is or isn't offensive? 497 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,024 Yeah. 498 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,695 I really need to ask you if something is or isn't offensive. 499 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,598 We love playing this game with white allies. 500 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,100 You can ask me about Jews any time you want. 501 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,501 Just go. 502 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,836 (exhales sharply) 503 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,671 I'm prosecuting someone in Wackner's court 504 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,606 who lost their professorship for saying a word. 505 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,875 What word? 506 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,548 Niggardly? 507 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:30,649 As in "stingy"? 508 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,784 Exactly. Is the word offensive? 509 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,520 -No. It means stingy. -Wait... 510 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:36,755 It's a medieval word 511 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,724 that no one uses in casual conversation. 512 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,359 -You really think it's offensive? -I think it's a microaggression. 513 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,894 And microaggressions are like Pringles. 514 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,063 You never have just one. If you mean "stingy"... 515 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,932 But don't you undercut the English language 516 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:48,934 when you reduce the number of words we can use? 517 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,035 Then create new ones! 518 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,503 That's how language develops. 519 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,739 -Why not do both? -Okay. 520 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,041 -African Americans aren't monolithic. I get it. -(overlapping arguing) 521 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,876 -No, Carmen is just weird. -No. 522 00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:00,812 I just don't have the same thin skin that you do. 523 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,714 -Really? Thin? Uh-huh. 524 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,750 Not a Black person on earth would ever let that word slide. 525 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,952 Thank you for supporting the monolithic argument, 526 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,387 but I think it has nothing to do with that. 527 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:13,425 Although I've asked you to ignore the news, 528 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:17,829 you've probably heard by now that Officer McFinley 529 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,398 -was killed last night. -(gasping) 530 00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:23,101 Our deepest sympathies go out to his family. 531 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:26,938 Nevertheless, uh, this case is not against him, 532 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,775 it is against the Chicago PD. 533 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:33,845 We must do our best to set aside emotions 534 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,148 and look only at the facts. 535 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,649 But first... 536 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:39,918 a moment of silence 537 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:43,455 feels appropriate. 538 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,002 We're fucked. 539 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,106 LIZ: Thank you for answering our questions, Ms. McFinley. 540 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,976 Can you tell us about your ex-husband's violence 541 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:07,546 and the domestic abuse call? 542 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,816 (sobbing): He was a good man. 543 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,551 (sniffling) 544 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:13,885 When he got stressed out, 545 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,454 it was only 'cause he was working too hard. 546 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:20,091 He put his life on the line every single day. 547 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:22,928 But he-he, he did hit you? 548 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,630 I'm so sorry, Jess. 549 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,833 I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. 550 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:29,501 You didn't deserve it. 551 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,470 (murmuring) 552 00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:34,573 (sobbing) 553 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,778 Mr. McFinley's death, in the middle of this case, 554 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,646 has clearly prejudiced this jury. 555 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:42,848 Why would you think that? 556 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,049 Oh, come on. 557 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,650 Not a great argument, Counselor. 558 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,619 I'm going to need something more than "Come on." 559 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:48,720 We're worried that the jury 560 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,121 won't base their decision on fact. 561 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:51,790 They're gonna base it on McFinley being violently killed. 562 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,258 You were never basing this on the facts. 563 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,793 You were basing this on the emotions 564 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,027 for that poor Black girl. 565 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,729 -(overlapping chatter) -Okay, thank you. 566 00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,631 I'm-I'm just gonna keep talking until somebody listens. 567 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,033 So, I'm just talking, talking. Words, words, words. 568 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,969 I'm calling a voir dire de novo. 569 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,704 I know. I know. 570 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:07,105 I've never done this before. 571 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,907 A voir dire, mid-trial, 572 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,842 you can re-question the jury in chambers. 573 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,777 You can ask them if they're watching the news 574 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,546 and find out how they're impacted. 575 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:17,082 And if they are impacted, you will declare a mistrial? 576 00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:18,516 I don't know what I'll do. 577 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,552 You can solve this, though. You know? 578 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:25,023 You three can come up with some kind of negotiated settlement. 579 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,057 That's my recommendation. 580 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:28,293 But what do I know? 581 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,897 Joey invited comedians to his dressing room for drinks 582 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,698 after shows sometimes. 583 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:34,900 Hey, Joey. 584 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,835 I was excited when he invited me. 585 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,037 I thought, finally, I'm in the inner circle. 586 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,806 I didn't realize it would just be me and Joey. 587 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,108 Can you tell us what happened next? 588 00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:45,911 He asked if he could... 589 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,779 (sighs) 590 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,247 jerk off in front of me. 591 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,783 I thought it was a joke, so I laughed. 592 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:52,918 But then he did it. 593 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,286 I just stood there. 594 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,788 Like it was some kind of an initiation. 595 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,323 Did you tell anyone what happened? 596 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,324 I told everyone, 597 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,893 and they all blamed me. 598 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,295 The men especially. 599 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:04,863 They just looked at me like I compelled Joey 600 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,131 to quick masturbate. 601 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,667 My manager told me to shut my mouth, 602 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,201 -or it would ruin my career. -And did it? 603 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,138 The first gig I had as a headliner got canceled. 604 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,907 Things went south after that. 605 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,976 Has your career ever rebounded? 606 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,778 Fuck no. Hmm-mm. 607 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,680 I'm sorry, June. 608 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,982 Nothing further. 609 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,221 Ms. Barrow, 610 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:35,093 you had a headliner gig canceled on July 11, 2019? 611 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,362 -Is that right? -Uh-huh. 612 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,765 I'd like to read a review from a prior gig on July 10th. 613 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:44,169 "While June Barrow has been described as a rising star, 614 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:47,205 "she proved tonight how easy it is to mistake 615 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,207 a low-flying satellite for a distant sun." 616 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,376 Ms. Barrow, your headliner gig 617 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,278 was canceled because of bad reviews. 618 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,146 -Wasn't it? -Comics get bad reviews all the time. 619 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,681 Have you read Joey Battle's? 620 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,350 Well, why don't you show us your act then? 621 00:26:58,416 --> 00:26:59,918 Let the court see just how funny you are. 622 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,252 -Objection. -(Wackner murmurs) 623 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,088 (chuckling): That sounds like a good idea. 624 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,255 It's irrelevant, Your Honor. 625 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:06,224 This is the wrong venue, the wrong crowd. 626 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,126 You-You've gotten tons of laughs in here. 627 00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:09,961 They were spontaneous. This is different. 628 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,630 Marissa, you're flailing. 629 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,299 You know what you get when you flail. 630 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,867 I... Your Honor, I am not flailing. 631 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,736 Put it on, Marissa. 632 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,371 Come on. 633 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:23,408 Okay, be seated. 634 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,244 Okay, let's hear it. Tell us some jokes. 635 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,180 -I'm not really a joke comedian. -What other kind is there? 636 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:32,417 I tell stories about the frailty of being human. 637 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,152 Oh, okay. Do that. 638 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,088 (stammers) Uh... 639 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,725 Ah, okay, uh... 640 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:44,429 Uh, who came up with the term "rape fantasy"? 641 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,166 I mean, what was that woman thinking? She should aim higher. 642 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:50,035 One day I'm gonna win an Oscar and cure cancer, 643 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,303 -and then... -(reserved chuckling) 644 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,839 I love being a millennial. 645 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:58,343 I can wake up late and blame everyone else for everything. 646 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:04,983 Okay, Dean. 647 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,955 Have a seat in the, uh, witness box, 648 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,291 Juror Number Two. 649 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,327 So, uh, the attorneys are gonna ask you some questions 650 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:19,130 about recent events to see how you've been affected. 651 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,765 Is that okay? 652 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:24,269 You posted on Facebook after the McFinley killing. 653 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,470 -Didn't you? -I guess. 654 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,772 I talk to my grandkids every day. 655 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,074 Mm-hmm. You wrote, 656 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:32,043 "People need to have respect for what cops do. 657 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,978 A hero was gunned down." 658 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,480 I just think he deserves a little respect. 659 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,681 The man died. 660 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:39,117 -Your Honor, we move to strike for cause. -Objection. 661 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:40,718 This is all racial. 662 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:43,421 It is not. She wrote in support of McFinley. 663 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,157 Yeah. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Uh, juror dismissed. 664 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,826 Let's get the next one in here. 665 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,327 Thank you. Thank you. 666 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:53,431 Didn't three Black students approach you 667 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:55,467 about not repeating the word "N-word-ly"? 668 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:59,104 Oh, they objected to many of the ways I taught. 669 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:02,173 And, despite that, you used the word again, 670 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,175 even though you were told it made them uncomfortable? 671 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,511 Objection. Unduly argumentative. 672 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,313 She didn't commit murder. 673 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:11,249 True, but I love a good Socratic argument. Go for it. 674 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,251 You used "N-word-ly" again, didn't you, Professor? 675 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,223 I took it as a teaching moment. 676 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:21,025 (stammering) I-I explained what the word meant, 677 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:24,129 and, uh, I had to use the word in order to explain it. 678 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,163 Even though you were asked to stop? 679 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:26,498 I'm an educator. 680 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,867 Challenging students is my responsibility. 681 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,201 So you're trying to offend? 682 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,971 No, but I am trying to prepare my students 683 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:36,007 for a world that won't kowtow to their sensitivities. 684 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:39,511 So you deliberately say things to trigger students? 685 00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:42,347 School is not a place to be comforted. 686 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:43,882 It's a place to be challenged. 687 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,851 Where do you draw the line between challenged 688 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,052 and triggered? 689 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,187 I don't. 690 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:50,889 A-a-a class shouldn't be governed 691 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,824 by the most fragile sensibility, 692 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:56,828 or, or it would shy away from every difficult subject. 693 00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:59,864 A history class has to discuss rape 694 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,432 when talking about war crimes. 695 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,368 MARISSA: But it doesn't have to describe it in detail. 696 00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:06,437 It does if it wants the students to sympathize, 697 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:09,140 to understand a victim's account. 698 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,910 The only way to honor a victim 699 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,445 might be to relate to her full account. 700 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,382 Okay, I get that. 701 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,351 But why not use the word "stingy" 702 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:24,455 or "miserly" instead of "N-word-ly"? 703 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:27,392 Because I like clarity in language. 704 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,260 I like variety in language. 705 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:33,331 And, and-and, yes, maybe I am pushing back a bit. 706 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:34,599 Then why not use the N-word? 707 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,235 Could we have one questioner at a time? 708 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:38,903 No, answer the question. 709 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,272 If you want to push back, why not use the actual N-word? 710 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:46,444 Because I'm not teaching the Civil War or Huckleberry Finn. 711 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,913 MARISSA: And if you were, you might? 712 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:52,217 Yes. 713 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:55,019 Juror 14. 714 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,388 Identifies as mixed race. 715 00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,090 Works at a food bank. 716 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,892 Probably won't be able to knock him off. 717 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,327 We're out of options. 718 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:04,963 We need one more juror bumped to get our mistrial. 719 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,232 -I've checked. We don't have anything else. -(Diane groans) 720 00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,300 JULIUS: You need to see this. 721 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,635 Oh, good God. What now? 722 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,103 We're on the news. 723 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,972 On? What does that mean? 724 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,241 TED: Systemic racism. White privilege. 725 00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:20,111 We hear it from academics and Hollywood celebrities 726 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:21,646 and basketball players. 727 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,948 By the way, how many houses does LeBron James have? 728 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:27,385 Now add to the list Marxist slip-and-fall lawyers 729 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:29,654 from "Raddick"/Lockhart. 730 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,423 You need to hear what one of these lawyers had to say 731 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,425 about martyred Chicago police officer 732 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,394 Jesse Patrick McFinley. 733 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:39,264 Cops have not been held accountable for far too long, 734 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,332 and now the bill is due. 735 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,202 I made that statement before McFinley was killed. 736 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,537 A cop gunned down in cold blood. 737 00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:48,539 And to lawyer Diane Lockhart, 738 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,242 -Oh... -"The bill's come due." 739 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,278 Was that not her finger on the trigger 740 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:57,015 as much as whatever thug held the gun? 741 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,416 I'm asking the question 742 00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:01,252 because that's what we do here. 743 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,254 (Diane sighs) 744 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:04,956 Maybe we could use this. 745 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,160 With the judge? 746 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:11,062 He hates Fox News. 747 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,997 Maybe we could start over again with the jurors. 748 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:16,401 Well, I'm glad you find something positive here. 749 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,203 He just called you two co-assassins. 750 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,572 We need to get you security. 751 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,083 So one more juror. 752 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,052 And we have our mistrial. 753 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,453 That's doable. 754 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:37,488 (elevator bell dings) 755 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:39,490 (indistinct chatter) 756 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:42,293 Stay close. (clears throat) 757 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,725 BAILIFF: All rise. 758 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,497 May we approach, Your Honor? 759 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,467 Uh, sure. Yeah. Let's go ahead. 760 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:25,303 You may be seated. Thank you. 761 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:31,309 Your Honor, last night Ted Willoughby on Fox News... 762 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,744 Yes, I-I know who he is. 763 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,612 He accused the two of us of being complicit 764 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,647 in the murder of Officer McFinley... 765 00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:38,583 Was this the first time someone on Fox was mean to you? 766 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:41,586 We're concerned about his influence on the jury. 767 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:43,421 We'd like to ask the jurors about it. 768 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,390 Your Honor, we already went through the jurors. 769 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,425 You ruled no mistrial. 770 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:49,127 This is new influence. 771 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,695 They just want another bite at the apple. 772 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,363 They want to get one more juror bumped. 773 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,799 We want an unbiased jury just like you do. 774 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,401 Just like His Honor does. 775 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,736 And we don't want the influence of Fox News. 776 00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,471 They're playing on your bias against Fox. 777 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:05,410 Okay, uh, voir dire de novo et doctuse. 778 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:07,779 That's Latin for "the sequel." 779 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,783 Do you know who Ted Willoughby is? 780 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:12,483 I do. 781 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,118 And have you watched his show? 782 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,553 Not has she watched his show, 783 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,522 but has she watched his show last night? 784 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,056 Okay, I'll ask. 785 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,324 Have you watched the Ted Willoughby show 786 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,325 in the last two days? 787 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,427 Uh, no, I don't watch it. 788 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,429 Some people from my church have, 789 00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:25,696 but I don't like it. 790 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:27,432 And has anyone from your church told you 791 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:28,833 that Ted Willoughby said that the two of us 792 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,368 are responsible for the murder... 793 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,669 She just said she didn't see it. 794 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,070 Don't try to fill her in and create some bias 795 00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:34,539 where there is none. 796 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:36,174 We take exception to that characterization, Your Honor. 797 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,708 No, no, no, no, no, no. Come here. All of you. 798 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:40,611 Uh, no, sorry. Not you. Uh, sorry, stay. 799 00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,080 Um, Counselors, you two are pushing it. 800 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:44,816 You get to ask these jurors one question. 801 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,818 Have they seen this reporter? And that's it. 802 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,086 And whether they're intimidated by the presence of cops 803 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:50,488 -in the courtroom. -Your Honor... 804 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:51,856 No, that's a reasonable question. 805 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,492 And if we get noes from the jurors, we move on. 806 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,727 -Understood? -DIANE AND LIZ: Yes. 807 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:59,096 -(elevator bell dings) -LIZ: That didn't go well. 808 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:00,465 Okay. What now? 809 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:02,133 Prepare for trial. 810 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,734 I'll see if the jurors' answers check out. 811 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,870 -(elevator bell dings) -(indistinct chatter) 812 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,439 (sighs) This is odd. The case I didn't care about 813 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:11,309 is going well, and the one I do care about is cratering. 814 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,677 -Did you see that guy? -No. 815 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:15,446 -What? -It was Joey Battle. 816 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,319 What was Joey Battle doing here? 817 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,653 He met with David Lee. 818 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,156 He's negotiating a contract with Del Cooper. 819 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:29,660 Del Cooper to the stand. 820 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,496 I'm sorry, you want... 821 00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:33,130 Del Cooper. 822 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,900 I know he can hear me, he's in the control room. 823 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:38,636 Ah. See? Here he comes. 824 00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,338 Hey, Hal, uh, Your Honor, 825 00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,473 look, I'm really needed in the control room right now. 826 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,375 If this is a TV show, yes. 827 00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:46,177 But if this is a court, no. 828 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,813 Step up here, Del. 829 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,184 (sighs) 830 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:57,588 If I take the stand, then I'm breaking the fourth wall, 831 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,190 and we don't want to do that. 832 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,758 Nobody's breaking any walls. 833 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,761 Sit down in the chair, and let her ask whatever she wants. 834 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,932 Mr. Cooper, you had a conversation 835 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,268 with Judge Wackner prior to this trial, didn't you? 836 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,503 -Objection. -You were part of that conversation, Mr. Cord. 837 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:13,804 So were you. 838 00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,773 Exactly. So we all have to be honest here. 839 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,243 Mr. Cooper, you encouraged Judge Wackner 840 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,279 to take this Joey Battle case, didn't you? 841 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,713 I have to object, Your Honor. 842 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,948 This court is entitled to adjudicate any dispute... 843 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,683 Where are you going with this, Marissa? 844 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,418 Mr. Cooper, you hoped to rehabilitate 845 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,687 Joey Battle's career, isn't that right? 846 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:32,256 So you could put him back on your streaming site 847 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,959 for a stand-up you're recording in St. Louis in 14 days? 848 00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:36,861 No. 849 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,297 I thought it would be good for this show. 850 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,831 This show? 851 00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:43,568 This show, meaning Wackner's court? 852 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,336 -This is a mistake, Marissa. -Is it? 853 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:47,705 Aren't we just here to discover the truth, Your Honor? 854 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:49,874 You have something to say to me, just say it. 855 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,643 Have you prejudged this case? 856 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,514 Are you questioning my integrity? 857 00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:57,682 I'm asking if you pre... 858 00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,617 No, goddamn it! 859 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:04,488 You will answer my question before you ask me yours. 860 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,857 If you've already decided how this case will end, 861 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:08,926 Your Honor, if we're here to give Del the ending 862 00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,295 he wants for his TV show and to make you rich and famous, 863 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,464 -then, yes, I am questioning your integrity. -Put the cameras on. 864 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,400 You pack up your things and you get the fuck out of here. 865 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:21,238 The women who have trusted this court deserve representation. 866 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:22,673 Well, you should've thought of that 867 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,008 before you ran off your fucking mouth. 868 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,344 Now, you get the hell out of my courtroom! 869 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:30,948 Wow. 870 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:47,698 (elevator clatters) 871 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,786 (elevator bell dings) 872 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,021 (Diane grunts softly) 873 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,861 Oh, my God. 874 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,631 It happened last night. 875 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,533 Security doesn't know how they got in. 876 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,668 Of course they don't. 877 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,469 They suggest we call the cops. 878 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,538 We're gonna have to paint. 879 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:28,939 I called building maintenance. 880 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:31,075 -They say we may have to wait. -What? Why? 881 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,910 'Cause we're cop killers. 882 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:34,812 Liz, Diane... 883 00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:36,947 I think you might want to see 884 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:38,549 what Ted Willoughby's been saying lately. 885 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,651 I think we get the idea, Julius. 886 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,387 No, this is something else. 887 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:46,857 The man who gave his life to protect his fellow citizens 888 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:50,394 is dead, but that's not enough for the two lawyers 889 00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:51,962 spitting on his grave. 890 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:54,098 The militant Elizabeth Reddick, 891 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,867 daughter of a disgraced civil rights leader, 892 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,837 and liberal looney tune Diane Lockhart. 893 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,840 If the name Diane Lockhart sounds familiar to you, 894 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:04,809 that may be because of my colleague 895 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,844 Duke Roscoe's discovery. 896 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:10,981 He outed her 11 years ago as a closeted lesbian. 897 00:39:11,048 --> 00:39:14,385 Diane Lockhart is technically married, 898 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:17,521 but to a man we rarely see. Why is that? 899 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:19,924 Could it be that she has something more in common 900 00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:22,460 with someone else? 901 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,928 Someone she works with? 902 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:27,465 She and Liz Reddick appear to be inseparable. 903 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,633 Is Liz Reddick Diane Lockhart's new lover? 904 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,368 (laughing) 905 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,104 I'm just asking questions. There's no way to know for sure, 906 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,841 because Diane Lockhart and Liz Reddick won't tell us. 907 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:38,409 (laughing hysterically) 908 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:40,144 These two lipstick lawyers want the jury to 909 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,914 believe their eyes when they look at fuzzy cell phone videos. 910 00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:46,584 Why don't they want us to believe our eyes 911 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,419 when we look at them? 912 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,731 So... 913 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,100 When do I get to meet your son? 914 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,504 I don't know. 915 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,571 Are we that serious? 916 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:10,441 I don't know. You tell me. 917 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:11,776 How's Diane? 918 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:13,511 Mm-hmm. 919 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:16,514 So, you're telling me, I have nothing to worry about? 920 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,648 Okay, Diane and I, 921 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,016 -we go a long way back. -Mm-hmm. 922 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,018 All right? We didn't become lovers until after 923 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,021 Trump was elected. It was a very experimental thing. 924 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:24,922 (laughing) 925 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,658 Yeah, so, uh... This is a bit, right? 926 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:30,027 -Yeah, you'll never know. -Mm-hmm. 927 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,562 I have ways of making you talk. 928 00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:34,131 -(chuckling) -(phone ringing) 929 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:37,701 -(Del groans) -(phone continues ringing) 930 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,104 Shit. 931 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,072 Yeah, it's me. 932 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:43,674 No. 933 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,743 No, no, no. You tell him "no." 934 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,545 I-I don't care if it's contractual. 935 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,548 All right? I'm coming down right now. (laughs) 936 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,682 Who was that? 937 00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,784 That is my secret lover. 938 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:56,754 -Huh? -My, uh, latest reality star. 939 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,989 -Yeah. -Come here. 940 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:02,026 Mm. (chuckles) 941 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:05,596 WACKNER: Are you questioning my integrity? 942 00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:08,232 -I'm asking if you've pre... -No, goddamn it! 943 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:12,570 You will answer my question before you ask me yours. 944 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,205 MARISSA: If you've already decided 945 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:16,173 how this case will end, Your Honor, 946 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,242 if we're here to give Del the ending he wants 947 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,477 for his TV show, and to make you rich and famous, 948 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:23,214 then yes, I am questioning your integrity. 949 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,583 You pack up your things, and you get the... 950 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,818 Hey, hey, hey, man. 951 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:29,153 -Judge. -Hmm? 952 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,254 Look... 953 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,656 you lost your temper. Okay? 954 00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,692 It's no big deal. 955 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,260 I'm Pol Pot. 956 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,729 -I'm Ceausescu. -(scoffs) No. No. 957 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:40,197 Man, look. 958 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:43,200 One of the biggest moments in reality TV history 959 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:47,838 was Tyra Banks losing her shit on America's Top Model. 960 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,207 She had a meltdown. Meltdowns are good TV. 961 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,976 (line ringing) 962 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:54,144 Pick up, Marissa. Pick up. 963 00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:56,247 Come on. Come on. 964 00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,882 Pick up. 965 00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:00,117 (ringing) 966 00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:06,657 (sighs) I'm here. 967 00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,893 Hey... 968 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,861 I want you to come back to court. 969 00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:12,162 I want you to finish your cases. 970 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:13,597 Why? 971 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,766 Because I made a mistake. 972 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,301 I was an asshole. 973 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,636 You were right. 974 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,304 Do you want me to apologize? 975 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,739 I will. 976 00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:23,307 Yeah, actually, I do. 977 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,910 I'm sorry. 978 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,878 I was biased. 979 00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:31,015 I won't be when you come back. 980 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:33,584 I'm taking this seriously, Your Honor. 981 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,019 I know you are. 982 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:37,021 That's why I want you back. 983 00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:39,256 You got to finish it. 984 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:44,328 (sighs) 985 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,796 Thank you. Come in. 986 00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:50,601 Uh, hey. Thank you for stopping by. 987 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,336 Um... 988 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,271 I... 989 00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:57,308 I've been worried that I was insensitive, 990 00:42:57,374 --> 00:43:00,010 and I wanted to get a gut check from both of you. 991 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,112 Sure, Your Honor. What is it? 992 00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:04,014 I've been watching the two of you throughout the case, 993 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,150 and I realized, after what I heard last night, 994 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,953 that, uh, your discomfort... 995 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:11,755 made sense to me. 996 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:17,094 (sighs) If my wife and I ever tried to work together, 997 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:18,862 our relationship wouldn't last 998 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:21,231 (chuckling): ten minutes. 999 00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:24,168 So, yeah, more power to you. 1000 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,104 I just... I'm a great friend of the LGBTQ, 1001 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:30,641 uh, plus, you know, community. 1002 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:33,043 Thank you, Your Honor. 1003 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,747 Yeah, um... 1004 00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:38,282 Yeah, actually, you know what? 1005 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,718 Your Honor, there is, there is something that you could... 1006 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,686 could settle for us. 1007 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:44,121 Oh, great. Certainly. Yeah. 1008 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,757 One of the jurors, uh, the one from the church? 1009 00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:50,260 Uh, I think she's noticed how close we are together. 1010 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,395 And, uh... 1011 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,263 (whispering): I-I hope you don't mind me saying this. 1012 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:55,866 No, it's been on my mind as well. She did... 1013 00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:57,935 She did see us out in the hall... 1014 00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:59,269 -LIZ: Yeah. -...together. 1015 00:43:59,336 --> 00:44:01,872 Yeah, and, uh, uh, we're just worried 1016 00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:05,009 that our relationship may have played into her bias. 1017 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,811 It would just be good to be certain. 1018 00:44:07,878 --> 00:44:10,014 Don't you think, darling? 1019 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:14,284 (laughter) 1020 00:44:14,351 --> 00:44:15,886 So, you go ahead and ask your questions. 1021 00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:17,321 Show what a terrible person I am. 1022 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:20,924 I guarantee you, I already know, so does everyone else. 1023 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,160 Yeah, that's sort of your schtick, 1024 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,029 saying how awful you are. 1025 00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:27,431 My schtick? No, it's the, the voices in my head. 1026 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,199 No. Oof. 1027 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:31,201 -I'm an asshole. Good one. -(laughter) 1028 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,704 Seems like you feel pretty sorry for yourself. 1029 00:44:33,771 --> 00:44:35,205 I do? I'm sorry. 1030 00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:38,909 But you don't feel sorry for how you treat other people. 1031 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,778 Is that a question? 1032 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,247 You want to make it in this business? Be ruthless. 1033 00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,282 The only thing that matters is your material. 1034 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,785 Other people, they're not real. 1035 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,854 You can't worry about their feelings. 1036 00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:52,122 The minute you care... 1037 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,191 comedy dies. 1038 00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:56,293 "Other people are not real." 1039 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,229 That was four years ago. I'm a different person. 1040 00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:01,999 Two nights ago, you did a set at 2:00 a.m. 1041 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:03,367 at The Side Room downtown. 1042 00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:06,103 I-I was testing out some material. 1043 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,272 Trying some stuff out. 1044 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:10,040 So there's all these stupid women out there 1045 00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:14,211 who are going around saying, "Oh, he did awful things to me." 1046 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:17,147 Which just makes it harder, in this day and age, 1047 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:20,217 for me to convince other women to let me do awful things 1048 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:21,718 to them, which I want to do because 1049 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:23,887 -I'm a male human being! -(laughter) 1050 00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:25,789 You'd think people would understand that by now, 1051 00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:28,358 but they seem to be completely hung up on the whole... 1052 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:31,095 "doing awful things" aspect. 1053 00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:32,763 Is that the new you? 1054 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:33,964 No. 1055 00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:35,232 That is... Look. 1056 00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:37,401 Comedy, it's, um... 1057 00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:38,836 I do bits. 1058 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,737 It's a mercurial, kind of... 1059 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:42,773 They're not real. It's not, you know, it's... 1060 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,043 What you got to look at is they're just a whatchamacall-- 1061 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,845 Like a-- Ah. 1062 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:54,852 The time has come. 1063 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,153 I am ready to rule. 1064 00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:59,156 Henrietta, you were born free, 1065 00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:01,425 and I return you to your natural state. 1066 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:03,961 What does that mean? 1067 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,129 It means you may go. 1068 00:46:05,195 --> 00:46:07,131 What you did falls under the category 1069 00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:08,866 of "awful but lawful." 1070 00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:11,401 And we here at the Circuit Court of 9 3/4 1071 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:14,438 are not in the business of regulating manners. 1072 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:15,405 So, goodbye. 1073 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:18,542 Your Honor, that's actually not what I want. 1074 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,210 It isn't? 1075 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:21,411 What does that mean? 1076 00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:24,081 It would help me get my job back 1077 00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,083 if the school knew I was being punished. 1078 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:27,885 WACKNER: You want to be punished? 1079 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,186 HENRIETTA: Yes, please. 1080 00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:32,156 It's the only way I can be uncanceled. 1081 00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:34,992 If they know the canceling was satisfied. 1082 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:37,961 I have only one word for that... 1083 00:46:38,028 --> 00:46:39,263 Oy. 1084 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:43,300 But sure. I penalize you to, um... 1085 00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:45,369 cleaning the school bathrooms for a week. 1086 00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:47,938 -Thank you, Your Honor. -Anytime. 1087 00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:50,140 -(bell rings) -Good luck. 1088 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:51,208 And now Joey Battle. 1089 00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:52,976 Yes, Your Honor. Yes. 1090 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:56,280 Joey, as you can see, the score really isn't in your favor. 1091 00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:58,081 I understand you want your career back. 1092 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,350 You are a funny man. 1093 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,085 It takes hard work to get funny. 1094 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,587 Maybe you think that's enough. 1095 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,990 But you haven't done anything for the women you hurt. 1096 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:08,192 You haven't made amends. 1097 00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:09,993 Your Honor, I... 1098 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,562 I brought my checkbook. 1099 00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:13,297 You're a rich man, Joey. I think everyone here 1100 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:14,932 knows the minute you go back to work, 1101 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,567 you'll earn back your fine in no time. 1102 00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:19,403 Your Honor, everybody deserves a second chance. 1103 00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:21,471 You know the expression, "doing your time"? 1104 00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:24,474 Your Honor, I haven't worked a major venue in over a year. 1105 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,110 How much time do you want me to take? 1106 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:31,348 Doing time means more than taking time. 1107 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:33,584 It means serving your sentence. 1108 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:35,085 Going to prison. 1109 00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:37,321 You want to come back? Okay. 1110 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:39,890 First, you got to do your time. 1111 00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,959 Three-week sentence. 1112 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,227 June. 1113 00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:44,962 -Yes? -Please. 1114 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,364 Come. Here you go. 1115 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:48,966 Go ahead. Cuff him. 1116 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:51,168 Is this some kind of a metaphor or something? 1117 00:47:51,235 --> 00:47:52,970 -Like an adult time-out? -Yes, Joey. 1118 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,439 That's exactly what prison is, an adult time-out. 1119 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,975 You keep saying pri-- Uh, this is a joke, though, right? 1120 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:01,111 June. I said cuff him. 1121 00:48:01,178 --> 00:48:02,379 Now. 1122 00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:04,648 Your Honor, you can't just send him... 1123 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,217 W-What prison are you talking about? 1124 00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:08,352 There is no prison. 1125 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,020 Oh, boy, there is. 1126 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:12,889 This court's benefactor owns a private prison company. 1127 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:16,526 He's offered us a wing in one of his bankrupted institutions. 1128 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,395 Lucky you, Joey. 1129 00:48:18,462 --> 00:48:19,663 You're the first person I'm sending there. 1130 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,398 Oh, my God. 1131 00:48:21,465 --> 00:48:23,267 WACKNER: June, he harmed you. 1132 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,602 Go ahead. Cuff him. 1133 00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:31,275 You're going to escort him to his cell. 1134 00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,643 In this court, you get to see 1135 00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,945 the person you're sending away, eye to eye. 1136 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:36,280 Hey, Your Honor. 1137 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,548 Let's, uh... let's make it two weeks, okay? 1138 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:42,085 I know. You have your stand-up in St. Louis. 1139 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,553 Three weeks. 1140 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,188 -(bell rings) -Recess, 1141 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:48,225 then we have the Exxon Mobile case. 1142 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:52,629 (door closes) 1143 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:02,372 (gate buzzing) 1144 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,180 This is really happening, isn't it? 1145 00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:11,982 It sure looks like it. 1146 00:49:15,752 --> 00:49:17,988 (door buzzing) 1147 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:29,433 Turn around. 1148 00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:40,177 June... 1149 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,678 I'm sorry. 1150 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,349 You're forgiven. 1151 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:55,325 (gate buzzing) 1152 00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:06,703 -(footsteps approaching) -WOMAN: Good afternoon, ladies. 1153 00:50:06,770 --> 00:50:09,339 Thanks for coming in on short notice. 1154 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,008 (clears throat) 1155 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:15,746 I hear there's been a lot of tension between you two. 1156 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,515 No, everything's fine. 1157 00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:21,118 Oh, good to know. (chuckles) 1158 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:26,590 Well, Human Resources needs you two to sign these. 1159 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,797 A love contract? 1160 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:34,698 Yes. 1161 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,567 When employees embark on a relationship, 1162 00:50:37,634 --> 00:50:39,736 it's policy for us to confirm, in writing, 1163 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:42,439 that the relationship is consensual. 1164 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,643 We in H.R. just want to avoid problems later. 1165 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,514 Sometimes romances don't work out. 1166 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,694 Good. (chuckling) 1167 00:51:04,761 --> 00:51:07,297 Good. I hope you two patch things up. 1168 00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:10,267 This is the first step. 1169 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:12,235 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1170 00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,271 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 82119

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