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(SOFTLY) Hi.

Okay.

Turn around. Okay? Bye.

Turn around.

Okay.

STEWARDESS: Something to drink?

I... Um...

Yeah, can I have
an orange juice?

Actually, um,
can you make that a scotch?

Rocks.

Double.

ANNIE: Oh, that's it.

No.

You know, if you're gonna
have a plain black bag,

you should put something
on it to distinguish it
from the other bags.

I don't know why you needed
a whole suitcase anyway.

We're only there three days.

Well, two days, three nights.

Well, but I guess
Monday is a travel day,
so technically, three days.

Okay.

Here's the thing.

I am the person
who overpacks her things

in an unmarked,
generic black suitcase, okay?

It's who I always have been.
It's who I always will be.

That is what
you're signing up for.

I know. I can't wait
to sign up for you.

Did you have
a drink on the plane?

Just one. I mean...
Oh, that's it.

Who are you texting?

Uh, Annie. Just letting her
know where we are.

You know,
that's a lovely blouse.

This? Thanks.

-Your first time
in Savannah?
-Yeah.

My family has
a house here from...

Yeah, it's a beautiful city.
I'd love to show you around.

Well, you know,
we're actually staying
an hour out of town, so...

Oh, shame.

You know,
if you'd rather spend
the weekend with Rick,

I would totally get that.

'Cause it seems that
you guys really connected.

Yeah, I don't know,
I think maybe he was
just being friendly.

-ANNIE: Lesbians!
-Hey.

-Hello.
-This is where
the Subarus are.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hi.

JESSE: You love
that Subaru joke, huh?

I love it. It's my favorite.

("BROS" PLAYING
OVER CAR STEREO)

Um, so Peter and Ruby get in
in a couple of hours.

-Mmm-hmm.
-And, Matt,
did you talk to Jack?

MATT: Yeah, he's driving.

Probably get in around
the same time as us.

JESSIE: How's he doing?

MATT: Well, you know.

Do we know
if he's bringing her?

Uh, he didn't say.

He can't really
bring her, right?

ANNIE: He shouldn't.

He shouldn't bring her.
It's not appropriate.

Fifty bucks says he brings her.

-You're on.
-♪ There's no one who knows me
Like you do ♪

♪ Are your lights on? ♪

♪ Are your lights... ♪

SARAH: Jess, why have you
never brought me here?

JESSIE: None of us
have been here in,
what, six years?

-ANNIE: Six years.
-SARAH: I would've come
here without you.

Jessie, this is your family's
little summer house?

JESSIE: (CHUCKLES)
It belongs to our whole family.

What are you, like,
a secret Kennedy
or something?

Seriously, I really think
that we should stay together.

I've been
thinking about it a lot
since we got here,

and I really feel like...

Babe. Babe.

I mean, what is this?
This place is perfect.

Does someone live here?

There are people
who take care of it
and get it ready for us.

-What, you mean
like Oompa-Loompas?
-Yes.

SARAH: No way.

(MATT CHUCKLES)

I missed this place.

I don't understand
why we're not just
getting married here.

SARAH: Baby!

JACK: Oh! Oh!

No!

My friends!

(LAUGHING)

-My friends!
-ANNIE: Hi.

A check is fine,
if that's all you have.

-Okay, this is Lola.
-ANNIE: Yes.

Annie, Matt, Jessie, Sarah.

This is Lola.

-Hello. Hi.
-Hi. How are you?

Why not?

-Good to see you.
-ANNIE: Hi.

-How are you?
Good to see you.
-Good to see you.

-JACK: You guys good?
-Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

We just got here.

-How was the drive?
-Good.

It's far hotter in that car
than anywhere else
in the universe.

LOLA: Hot.

Um, Jack,
can we talk to you, please?

We just got here.

-Now, right now?
-Jessie, can you...

-Oh, yeah.
-LOLA: Yeah.

-Sure. Sorry.
-ANNIE: I'm good without you.

-LOLA: Over there? Okay.
-JESSIE: Yeah, there's a...

JACK: What's up?

Can you guys
just give me a break, please?

Well, excuse me,
but this is a very
delicate situation,

and I don't think
having some baby
stranger around

is going to make Peter and Ruby
feel very safe.

We shouldn't
even be doing this
in the first place.

Well, we are doing it.
We all agreed.

Nope. I'm gonna
stop you right there.
I never agreed.

Remember when I was like,

"I absolutely don't think
this is something
we should do"?

Okay. Well, the majority
agreed, and we are doing it.

This marriage intervention
is long overdue.

Oh, my God.

That sounds even more insane
when you say it out loud.

"Marriage intervention"?

Yeah, it doesn't sound great.

SARAH: So, Lola,
where do you live?

Um...

Nowhere.

I kind of just
travel around with Jack.

We met at South by Southwest,
at my boyfriend's show.

We just, like,
saw each other
and were like...

(GRUNTS) Just,
like, hit it off really well.

That's cool.

So, Jessie's your girlfriend.

-SARAH: Exactly. Yeah.
-Right. Okay.

How long have you
guys been together?

-Three years.
-Three years. Nice.

-Where do you guys live?
-SARAH: We live in Los Angeles.

But, you know, not together.
We don't live together.

Oh, okay. (CHUCKLES)

Why not?

Uh, she's very independent.

-Right, right, right.
-(CHUCKLES)

Hmm.

-(CHUCKLES)
-JACK: What do you want
me to do?

Do you want me to
just tell her right now
to go home?

-No.
-Yeah.

That's extreme.

Okay, fine, no.

Okay, so you just
wanna make me feel bad
for bringing her along.

Jack, I... (SIGHS)

Did you guys ever think
for one second

what it would feel like
for me to come back here?

Listen.

She's kind, she loves me,
and she makes me feel good.

And fuck,
I really need to
feel good right now.

So, please, be nice. Okay?

PETER: (ON PHONE) Tell them,
"No fucking way."

No, you're not
getting on the plane

until they make good
on the terms of the contract.

Okay. Listen.

Have faith in yourself.
You're a genius.
I'm gonna leave it at that.

All right.
When I hear from them,
I'm gonna text or e-mail.

All right, good.

(SIGHS) Sorry.

No, no, you know what I love?

I love sitting on
the side of the road
for 30 minutes,

'cause it just gives my ass
a chance to sleep.

Okay. I said I'm sorry. Okay?

We're going into a dead zone,
and it's an important call.

-Obviously, I couldn't risk
getting dropped.
-That sounded really important.

Just because
other people's priorities
are different than yours

doesn't mean
they're not important.

Okay, you know what?
Let's just drop this.

Gladly.

(JACK VOCALIZING)

I think we should
do it tonight.

MATT: Tonight?

That way they have the weekend

to process while
they're amongst friends.

Yeah, or it could mess up
the whole weekend.

Well, I'm pretty
sure this whole
weekend's been fucked

before it began, right?

Why are you even here?

Ah, I've been saying
the entire time,
I don't think it's our place.

But since you
insisted on doing this,
I wanted to be here.

Of course it's our place.

Peter has been
your best friend for 20 years,

and Ruby is Jessie's sister
and my mentee.

-She's your mentee?
-She's always looked up to me.

I think we should do it
tonight after dinner.

Okay, I haven't seen him
in a long time,

but there's no way
they could be that bad.

PETER: I've been
looking forward to this
all week long.

RUBY: Let's just pretend
to have a good time, okay?

PETER: Oh, you mean
like I do at home?

Well, if I'm
being brutally honest,

it's because you can't
fucking move past it.

RUBY: Okay, let's move
past it. We're done.
It's done. Okay?

-Hi.
-ALL: Hey!

Sorry, we would've
been here earlier,

but Peter was on
a very important
phone call, so...

-SARAH: Ruby,
what happened to your leg?
-Need any help with your bags?

RUBY: Oh, it's broken,
but it's fine. Yeah.

-JESSIE: Hi.
-Hi.

I can't believe
you broke your leg.

-Did you start
coloring your hair?
-No.

-Hi.
-Hi. How are you?

-Good to see you.
-I'm good, but, oh, my God...

-Hi.
-I'm Lola.

Hi. Ruby.

-Nice to see you.
-SARAH: The house is amazing.

Have you checked
on the kids yet?

We just got here, Peter, so no.

All right, can we?

'Cause we haven't called
since we landed.

-Okay.
-(CAR BEEPS)

ANNIE: Ah, so,
just so everyone knows,
there are delicious drinks

being served just out
in the back on the porch, so...

Wanna come have a drink?

Uh, I think we should
settle in first before we...

Peter, is there anything else
you wanna micromanage?

-I'd just like
to have one drink.
-PETER: All right.

Ah!

Everybody's grumpy
after travel.
It's not a big deal.

No. Jack,
you need to take off
your blinders, okay?

Don't.

Just look at the situation.

(SIGHS)

Yeah, we're gonna do this.

No, I'm not saying
that I don't think
we should do it at all.

I'm just saying that
with the leg development,

that maybe this is
not the best weekend.

When else are we
all gonna be together?

I mean, we have to do it.

Look, you have to admit,
even after five minutes,

you can feel it.

The oppression,
just the weight,

the burden
of their marital prison.

-I mean, it's terrifying.
-Yeah, I know, but it's like...

You know the kind
of person who likes

having the mirror
held up to them

so they can better see the ways

-in which
they need to improve?
-Mmm-hmm.

Ruby is the opposite
of that person.

Mmm-hmm.

I don't know.
I feel very scared.

We can't think
about ourselves right now.

We have to save them.

You can't tell
Jessie I'm smoking.
We quit together.

(SCOFFS)
Like I give a shit.

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHS) Today is mine
and Peter's anniversary, so...

Congratulations.

How many years?

A lot. A lot of years.
(EXHALES)

Should we do something
tonight to celebrate?

Um, well, no,
'cause that would mean

we would have
to acknowledge it,

and we haven't
acknowledged shit, so...

If we acknowledge
the anniversary,

then we'd have
to acknowledge the fact

that we haven't had sex
in six months, and...

Right.

What's up with this?

Oh, yeah, I do this again.

Don't give me that look.

It's fine.

-It's totally
under control.
-Okay.

-Not...
-Fine.

When did you
start smoking again?

I didn't. (EXHALES)

And they really hit it off.
She went like this,
"We really hit it off."

-You know what I mean?
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

Not my type.

Yeah, but she's Jessie's type.

Oh, come on, please.
What is she, like, 12?

Well, she's early-20s.
That's Jessie's type.

(LAUGHING)

JACK: I want to...
I want to... Kiss me.

(LOLA KISSING)
Did you see it coming?

(JACK MOANING)

Is that connected back...

So, Pete, um,
do you still lease?

Huh?

-Your car?
-Yeah.

-Cute. Oh, my...
Go like this.
-What about 'em?

-What?
-LOLA: It's like
a little puppy.

-You still have
that, um, BMW?
-Let me do it to you.

MATT: How's the mileage...

-I wanna put your
entire nose in my mouth.
-No.

-I wanna suck everything
out of your nose.
-PETER: Hey!

-Hello?
-JACK: What?

You guys mind taking
this inside or into traffic?

-Okay. I'm gonna
go shower.
-No.

You hang out
with your friends.

-No!
-Yes, go.

-Sorry, Lola, it's not you.
-LOLA: Don't be sorry.

I just haven't seen this guy
in a long time.

I'll be back.

-Give me that.
-No.

I'll be back.

-I'll miss you.
-I'll miss you more.

(DOOR CLOSING)

What the fuck is that?

That is just puppy love.
What, do you forget
what it looks like?

She doesn't make you feel,
like, super-old?

-Her?
-Like, so old.
She doesn't...

No. Stop.
First of all, "so old"? No.

-Okay.
-'Cause we have
everything in common.

There's not something
that goes over her head.

-We talk about...
-Was Titanic out yet?

-When she was born?
-Yeah.

No. But I've explained it
to her, and she knows
how it ends.

-ANNIE: Made a cheese plate.
-ALL: Ooh!

-RUBY: That looks yummy.
-ANNIE: So...

So there's...
Where is it? There's Sadie.

-ALL: Oh!
-Oh, my gosh!

-In her little dress.
-Annie, look at this one.

Oh, cute.

MATT: Oh, my God.
Will you send that one to me?

How could you
ever have a bad day

when you get to look
at that face!

-(DOOR OPENS)
-You gotta send me
that one.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

SARAH: What is that,
like, a little lion costume?

What're you guys
all looking at?

MATT: Looking at Pete
and Ruby's kids.

-Oh, can I see?
-MATT: Yeah, look.

RUBY: Yep, there's Leo.

-He's a cute kid.
-I can't believe
how big they are.

-So cute.
-Well, you see them
so infrequently.

You know, when you're
around them all the time,

they don't really
change that much.

-How old is that?
-Yeah, she has...

Well, Leo is eight,
Sadie's six,

and Stanley's two-and-a-half.

He's almost three.

In six months.
In like half a year.

-October's in three months.
-Sadie is in October.

Stanley is in January,
so, six months.

-He's gonna be three.
-MATT: Oh.

How about you guys?
When are you
gonna have babies?

I don't know.
(LAUGHING)

Well, we have...
We have to get through
the wedding first.

-Right.
-So, first things first.

-(WHISPERS)
But that's on our list.
-Yeah. Of course.

But you gotta...
You know, like,

you don't wanna
wait too long, right,

because they say,
like, after you pass 35,

-it's harder to get pregnant.
-I've heard that. Yeah.

-PETER: Ruby. Ruby.
-The eggs aren't...

-Trust me, take your time.
-RUBY: No, I'm just...

-PETER: They're a handful.
-Thank you.

Hmm.

("MAY AS WELL" PLAYING
OVER STEREO)

♪ It may as well
Have been forgotten... ♪

So, Annie is drinking again.

Well, she just has a glass
or two, um, you know,
some nights.

Um...

But it's nothing like before.

Um...

-Yeah, that's good.
-Yeah.

Hey, uh, we haven't got
your "Save the Date" card yet.

We have to...
We gotta save that date.

ANNIE: Yeah. It's just...

We haven't exactly
decided on what

-it's gonna look like.
-Mmm-hmm.

So we...
There's a little bit more
decision-making.

Yeah, but the wedding
is in three months,

-so shouldn't you
get those in the mail?
-I know. I know.

RUBY: Because people
take forever to respond,
you know?

ANNIE: I was gonna ask you,
what happened?

-RUBY: To my leg?
-Yeah, what happened?

It was a softball game,
and I was walking
down the stairs,

and I had
Stanley and a bunch

of you know,
snacks and water bottles,

and I just missed a step,

and I end up cracking my knee
on the stairs...

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so, six to eight
weeks on crutches.

Ruby, that's horrible.

Yeah. It's my idea
of a good time.

It's a long time.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Hey.

We started off big, also.

I'm talking about,
we went to Paris and
Rome, and it was amazing.

But after, like, a month,
I thought to myself,

"You know what country
I really wanna see?

-"America."
-(CHUCKLES)

Don't laugh at me.
No, because, think about it.

We've lived in America
our entire lives,
right, the entire time?

-Have you once
driven cross-country?
-No.

That's a crime.
It's fucking amazing!

You're getting so upset.

She came with me
the second I said it.

I said, "Let's get a car,"
and she said, "Okay."
So, we got that truck.

And the best part is,
I get to choose where we go.

It just feels so free.
I can...

We can literally say, "Okay,
now we wanna go north,"
and just...

-We'll just fuckin' go north.
-Does it need to be...

You want some?
Here, have some.

-Oh, yeah.
-I'll show you how.

You gotta come home though,
at some point.

Nah, I can't be in L.A.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

-It looks like it's
something... Look.
-Oh, yeah.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

("TELL ME" PLAYING)

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

♪ I know the warmth
In my arms ♪

♪ When they're
Wrapping around you... ♪

-Am I right?
-No!

-RUBY: ...serial killer.
-SARAH: Right.

RUBY: I think that, like,
very few people set out

to intentionally do something
that they know is wrong.

-You know,
when you look at history...
-Great.

This is where
she's gonna go on
with her pro-Hitler speech.

-Oh, my... I'm not pro-Hitler.
-SARAH: Is that where
this is going?

I'm just... I'm using him
to make a point.

-I don't know
if we need to...
-PETER: No, go on.

Go on, make your Hitler point.

Okay, uh...

(CLEARS THROAT)
Hitler was, um,

doing what he thought
was the right thing.

He truly believed it.

And he thought
that he was doing good.

So does that
mean that he is bad?

ALL: Yes.

-ALL: Yes, it does.
-Yeah, he's Hitler.

He's Hitler,
of course, yes, but what...

But what he did was bad,
but he didn't mean to be bad.

He was trying to...
He was trying to be good.

He was probably the most
evil man in the world,

-and you're trying
to form an argument...
-Hey, you know what, Peter?

Forget it. You're not even
trying to understand, so...

Well, I'm sorry,
I don't understand
being a Nazi sympathizer.

I'm not a Nazi sympathizer.

-I am just trying to...
-Stop!

Stop being so handsome
in Schindler's List,

Ralph Fiennes.

Because it makes knowing
who to root for too confusing.

-You know, when you...
-MATT: "Ralph" Fiennes,
she means.

-Rafe?
-"Rafe," yeah.

-I know.
-I don't know
who told you that.

At least I'm not a racist.
(CLEARS THROAT)

-Excuse me?
-Who is?

The Harvard racism test
says that you are racist.

-Oh, come on.
That is a bullshit test.
-Very racist.

-RUBY: It's not
a bullshit test.
-"How do you like them apples?"

It was Matt Damon's line
from Good Will Hunting,

which was the movie
where he went to Harvard.

Take a deep breath
and stop doing that.

Peter, did you cook
the chicken?

-I did.
-It's really salty.
You guys, I'm very sorry.

For Christ's sake,
I used a dash of salt.

RUBY: You over-salted.
It's like your calling card.

Well, maybe you just have
an overly-sensitive palate.

RUBY: Maybe
you're heavy-handed.

PETER: I'm sorry,
you know what?

I was doing what
I thought was right,
like your good friend Hitler.

I had an abnormal Pap smear.

LOLA: Oh, no.

Thank you.

Well, they said that, um,
a lot of people have it.
It's HPV.

-Oh.
-And you know what
the doctor said to me?

That it's actually
not really anything
to worry too much about,

and just to keep an eye on it.

So, that made me feel better.

SARAH: I think you should
just come out with it,
you know?

Just get
straight to the point.

No, no,
we have to ease into this.

No. I think that Sarah's right.

Yeah. Jessie, you should
just look at them,

and you just say,

"Peter, Ruby,
fucking get divorced."

That's not
exactly what I meant.

JESSIE:
Why do I have to say it?

Because she's your sister.

Yeah, but this is your plan.
Why don't you say it?

Look, why don't you
guys just both do it?

You mean, like,
play off each other?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah, I see
what you're saying.

I like it.

Let's do this.

-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
-ANNIE: All right.

Okay.

Treats for the...

-SARAH: Some drinks.
-Some treats.

-There you go.
-There you go, guys.

-Super strong.
-JACK: Thank you.

-MATT: Cheers.
-ALL: Cheers! Cheers!

Drink. Everybody
take a drink and sip.

-Cheers.
-ANNIE: So... Right. Yes.

-Here's...
-Yeah.

We think it's time
to just get something out.

Just get it out in the open.

Jessie.

Yeah, um...
Yeah, because, uh, it's...

Um...

-We talked and...
-Okay, just...

-Should I?
-Yeah.

Ruby.

And Peter.

(SIGHS)

We think that
it's for the best

for both of you,
probably for everyone,

if...

if we play charades tonight.

ALL: Oh...

I know that Apples to Apples
was discussed,

but I don't like that game.

I'll play charades. Sure.

It's a big announcement.
Thank you very much.

-I love charades.
It'll be fun.
-Cool.

What was that?

Well, I panicked.
And you weren't much help.

I was warming up.

Well, I got too warm.
(SIGHS)

And I think I might
be a little bit drunk.

And I'm so full.

And sometimes Ruby
scares me so much,
and I just freaked out.

Okay. Calm down,
calm down, it's fine.

-Just... Here,
give me these.
-(SIGHS)

We can do it tomorrow,
and when you're not so full.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Annie?

Hmm?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Hmm.

No.

(VOMITING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

-Just gonna...
-No, no. Let's not, honey.

JESSIE: She is super full.
I am going to take...

-Can I help?
-Thanks, no.

You were too tasty, dinner!

-Right!
-JESSIE: I'll see you guys
downstairs, okay?

-Matt, we're...
-No!

ANNIE: He is nice.

See you downstairs.

Hey.

In case you need
to throw up more.

ANNIE: Oh...

Do you think anyone noticed
that I was drunk?

I think they may have had
some idea, yeah.

Shit.

Can I have a hug?

Do y'know?
Something that's always
just really hurt my feelings

is you never tried
to make out with me.

Not even one time.

Sorry.

Fine.

I love you.

(SOFT GROAN)

Hey.

You know,
I've been with women before.

Jack's cool with it.

Cool.

We should get down there.

-Sure. Mmm-hmm.
-Charades.

(SIGHS)

-It's like this, I'm just...
-I know. I know.

-I'm really
concerned about her.
-It's out of control.

I mean,
I just don't think that
she should be drinking.

You should stay out of it.
It's... She's an adult.

Well, Matt,
what do you think? I mean,
you're with her every day.

What's...

Well, I think it's
just an isolated thing,

and I wouldn't worry about it.

But, like, you guys,
you know how it goes,

I mean, she has, like,
a glass of wine, and then
before you know it,

she's, like, five martinis in,
and she's getting tackled by

the Secret Service
for trying to kiss
Bill Clinton at a restaurant.

I just... I think
that maybe we should
sit her down tomorrow.

No, no. No, no, no.

She probably
won't even drink tomorrow.

Well, she shouldn't drink ever,
like at all. She shouldn't...

Just stay out of it.

-It is none of your business.
-I am. I'm concerned about her.

JACK: So, you're saying

that people should
deal with their own
personal problems,

on their own time,
in their own way,

and other people
should kind of butt out, right?

-That's exactly
what I'm saying.
-Very interesting.

Can we just play charades?

-Yes. Yes.
-RUBY: Okay, fine.
I'll drop it.

But listen,
if I see her drinking again,

I want us to say
something. Okay?

JESSIE: What is it?
Is it a TV show?
Is it a movie?

JACK: Is it a movie?
Is it a movie?
Is it a movie?

Give me...
Give me a "sounds like."
What does it sound like?

-JESSIE: Taking...
-Time!

-Ah!
-JESSIE: What was it?

Uh, M-A-S-H?

-LOLA: I don't know
what that is!
-Oh, that.

-MASH.
-It was a...

-It was a television show.
-What are those
periods behind it?

It was a TV show.

-It's a movie, too.
It's a movie.
-JESSIE: From when?

A long time ago. Who cares?

All right,
you guys, you guys...

SARAH: Ruby!

-MATT: Ready?
-Yes.

(LAUGHTER)

Okay, okay, okay.

-Movie. One word.
-Movie.

PETER: Psycho.

Big Picture.

-Jaws!
-Yes. Yep.

-PETER: Whoo-hoo!
-SARAH: Yes!

Okay, okay, okay.

Good. Film. Second word.

-SARAH: Hump.
-Forrest Gump!

PETER: Two words.
First word. The...

Burned. The Burned... The...

-SARAH: No, you can't do that.
-Hot... The Hot...

-The Untouchables!
-SARAH: Peter!

-What? How is that...
-That's insane.

-SARAH: A monster?
-The Bear.

PETER: Five words.

The Unbearable
Lightness of Being!

No way! No way!

-Time's up! Time's up!
-No, no!

You were so good.

How many did you get?

SARAH: This is the team
to be on.

Good.

JACK: That was very
impressive. Hey!

Hey, could you
scoot over a little?

Annie, could you
scoot over a little?

(LOLA WHISTLES)

-Oh, baby.
-Hmm?

Look, I can do this.

Oh, my God.

("I CAN'T SPEAK" PLAYING)

♪ I admire rolling
Around to parties ♪

♪ What did you think
It for... ♪

You don't think it's weird
we don't live together?

I don't think it's weird
or not weird.

I think it just is what it is.

Mmm-hmm.

You know,
it's been three years.

You don't think
it's weird at all? Really?

I don't wanna talk about this
right now. Okay?

Well, you never
wanna talk about it.

Do you want me
to fuck you or not?

Yes.

You okay?

Yeah, sorry.

It's okay.

You think...

Is this okay?

Yeah.

Can I ask a question?

Yeah.

Okay.
Ruby said, uh,
Lola's your type.

Your type's younger people?

That's what that means, right?

You are my type.

Okay?

So, how young are we talking?

Good night.

Jessie. I can't have
a conversation with you?

Look, I still want you
to fuck me.

(MOANING)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(SIGHS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

-What are you doing?
-(SHUSHING)

-Where's Sarah?
-She's upstairs.

No, no, no!

Jessie, it's okay.

I know you want to.
Nobody has to know.

See? That wasn't so bad.

("STEEP AIR" PLAYING)

♪ I'm tired of waiting
On a plane that don't ♪

♪ Have wings ♪

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Morning.

Hey.

JESSIE: Beautiful morning.

RUBY: It is.

(SIGHS)
How is everything?

-Everything's fine.
I'm fine.
-Good.

And you? How are you doing?

Great.

You know, I really do
want to see you guys more.

How are you and Sarah doing?

We're doing good.

Can't believe
you haven't fucked it up yet.

I know, I must be slipping.

Are you bored?

A little.

God, I miss having
the time to feel bored.

(RUBY SIGHS)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

Do you have one?

No, I'll take one, though.

Morning.

Morning.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Morning. Morning.

(SIGHS) Good morning!
Who is ready for some kickball?

Oh, mimosas. Yes.

Can we just...
There was something
I wanted to get out of...

-What?
-The... Your...

-Somebody's in a mood.
-No drinking.

Don't police me.

Ruby wants to sit you down
because of last night.

That is absurd.

What did you say?

Matt said that it was
an isolated incident,
and that you were fine.

Okay. So what's the problem?

The problem is,
you are one mimosa away

from getting this whole thing
turned around on you.

If you wanna do
the intervention

with them,
you can't drink, okay?

You have to keep it together.

Do you think I can't not drink?

I don't really know.
Can you not drink?

The wording is so confusing.

Okay, simple?

No drinking.

Okay?

Fine. Fine.

It's better anyway. Yeah.

I gotta keep my eyes
on the prize.

ANNIE: Um...

-Game time is in 10 minutes.
-JACK: Ten minutes!

-So, yes, be ready.
-Yeah!

Um...

And Matt and Jessie,
can you please help
me move this, uh, bucket?

Sure.

To the outside.

I guess take that side
and... Perfect.
And then we're gonna...

Oh, I gotta lift it.

Here.

-Whoo.
-I had an epiphany.

I know how to do it,

but we need
to figure out a way

to get Peter and Ruby
to leave for a little while,

so I can fill everyone in.

So, how are we gonna do that?

That wasn't part
of your epiphany?

No, it's not helpful. Okay?

Well, we tell them
we need them to go
get something in town.

That's good.
That's really good.
Okay, what?

Uh, something for the barbecue?

-Okay.
-Corn?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Hey, would you two mind,
after the game,
going into town

to get some corn,
corn on the cob, for tonight?

Sure.

Great.

Oh, shit, babe.

Would you go to the kitchen
and grab my sunblock?

-Yeah.
-Thanks.

You and I are
very similar, Jessie.

-Yeah?
-Mmm-hmm.

We're both sexual beings.

I mean,
I have had sex, but I...

But it just makes it hard
because we're never satisfied

with just one
man or one woman.

I don't really
understand what's
happening right now...

Just one kiss.

Just one. Just to see
what it feels like.

No, you'd probably be
very disappointed...

PETER: Jesus Christ.

What the fuck was that?

It was nothing.

Let's go play.

PETER: Because I think
it's ridiculous

that you won't just move over
to third base, so...

I'm just gonna be
here on first base.

I'm not gonna be running
or anything. I'll catch
the ball when it comes to me.

PETER: How are you
gonna catch the ball
when you can't...

All right, let's go! Let's go!

JACK: How we feeling?

(CHEERING)

Jack, pass it to me.
You can do it!

Hut, hut, hut.

-JESSIE: Get it!
-Oh, shit!

Look out!

Sorry.

It's been a while
since I had any balls
flying at my face, so...

-Matt!
-Mattie! Mattie!

(CHEERING)

Here. Here, here, here!

-JACK: Oh-oh.
-Safe.

-Why didn't you
just throw it to me?
-It's gonna happen all day.

How do you want me
to throw it to you?

-RUBY: I want you
to pass it to me.
-We're fine.

This is sports.
This is what sports is.

LOLA: All right, not to brag,

but I was MVP on
the kickball team
at my detention center, so...

Should not brag about that.

All right,
all right, all right!

Here, here, here!

Right here,
right here, right here!
Right here. Right...

PETER: I caught it any...

Will you pass me
the ball, Peter?

If you could catch it,
I'd pass you the ball...

RUBY: I wanna play too,
so next time just fuckin'
pass me the ball!

You want me to
pass you the ball?
I'll pass you the ball.

SARAH: Okay.

Ready to rumble.

(JACK WHOOPING)
SARAH!

Oh!

Oh, my God, Ruby.
Are you okay?

Come on,
let's go back to the house
and get some ice on it.

PETER: You all right? Sorry.

God, Peter.

Are you all right?

It's okay.
We're just gonna
get some ice on it.

Should have a time-out.

PETER: I'm sorry.

It might be tricky
to get them to go
on that errand now.

(GROANS)

Does it hurt?

No, it just startled me,
more than anything.
(SNIFFLES)

-So...
-Yeah.

(CRYING)

(ANNIE SIGHS)

So, um, I was wondering

when you were planning
on going into town,

just because,
you know, I wanna know

that we are gonna
have enough time
to prepare all of that corn.

Yeah. I'll go in a few minutes.

You both have to go.

Yeah. Well, I don't think

Ruby's gonna wanna go with me
anywhere right now.

Peter, listen.
(SIGHS)

Life is hard.

Making your way
in the world today...

Takes everything you got.

Yep.

MATT: Peter, listen.

Take her out,
get her some ice cream,
tell her you're sorry.

'Cause we all know
it was an accident, clearly.

But still,
it was embarrassing for her,

and she could probably use
some time-out. You know?

Thanks.

Hmm.

Hey. You ready
to go to the store?

I don't really feel like
going to the store right now.

All right. Um...

I'm just gonna be outside
if you need anything.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Will you please
come to the store with me?

(DOOR OPENS)

So, corn? Just corn?

Thank you. Corn for eight.

(DOOR CLOSING)

Okay. Strategy meeting
inside, now.

I really am sorry.

-Just stop apologizing.
-Because you forgive me?

Just stop apologizing.

On A&E's Emmy
award-winning show,
Intervention,

they take an addict,

they tell them
that they're gonna be
part of a documentary...

Okay, okay, okay.
We know how the show works.
Get to the point.

The point is, I think that
we should all write something

saying why we think
they should break up,

and as their
closest friends, saying

that we want them
to stop doing something

-that's hurting them. And...
-No, no.

No, we're not doing that.

-ANNIE: What do you mean, "No"?
-I actually don't think
this is a terrible idea.

JACK: No, you guys heard
Peter last night.
This will not go over well.

-I think that it
will go over just fine.
-How would you know?

You were passed out
during the whole
conversation.

-Okay, Jack?
-JACK: Yeah?

You have now spent
24 hours with them.

Can you honestly
say that you feel

happy about them
being together?

I wouldn't marry her,

but I'm not gonna tell Peter
what he should be doing.

Are you...
You think that
Ruby is the problem?

-I'm not saying Ruby...
-ANNIE: Can you not see that

Peter is about
as warm as a Russian
gymnastics coach?

Guys, if we're going
to do this,

we need a plan
that doesn't end
in charades.

LOLA: Oh, charades
was so much fun.

I think the letter
plan is really good.

-Let's do the letter thing.
-Yeah, I'm with Jessie.

-I think it's a good plan.
-That is such a good idea.

That's a great idea.

So what I think
we should do

is we should
all start thinking
about what to write,

then we should write something.

Lola, you should put on,
like, a whole shirt.

-Oh, okay.
-Okay.

LOLA: Great.

(SIGHS) You gonna open the car?

I wanna take a walk.

We should get back.

Five minutes.

("WHAT ARE YOU
SEARCHING FOR" PLAYING)

♪ What are you
Searching for? ♪

♪ What are you so eager
To find? ♪

♪ What can I do ♪

♪ To ease your mind? ♪

♪ What are you
Searching for? ♪

♪ What are you so eager... ♪

(WATER FOUNTAIN SPLASHING)

PETER: It's just incredible.
I just love that sound.

Mmm-hmm.

-(SIGHS)
-It's been years.

It's our bench.

(SIGHS)

Come on.

Sit with me.

No, Peter,
what are you doing?

Tell me the story.

You used to love
telling me the story.

-This is ridiculous.
-It's professional.

ANNIE: Okay,
great, great, great.
This is all wonderful.

Oh! No, no, no.
Actually, actually...

No, I don't know
if we should have alcohol.

Okay, one glass of wine.
Just one glass of wine.

Annie.

That was a mistake.
That was a mistake.

-I'm just sweating so much.
-JESSIE: Take a breath.

-Calm down.
-They're here!

-What? Okay. Okay.
-JESSIE: It's gonna be okay.

Um...

Thank you, Matt.
You did a great job.

Okay, Jessie,
take your position.

-Where is... Okay. Okay.
-Next to me. Up.

And... Next to me.
Your position is next to me.

JESSIE: Yep.

Here we go.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(CHUCKLES)
What's this?

Would you guys
please take a seat?

-RUBY: What's... (CHUCKLES)
-We got the corn.

Thank you.

ANNIE: Ruby.

Ruby, Peter...

Um...

Before we all got here,
we talked.

We...

Um...

The people in this room
who are not you two.

Not Lola, because she's new,
but just the five of us.

Part of the reason
that we wanted to come here

was to talk with you.

Um, because we...

We, uh, wanted
to bring something up.

It might come like...
It might sound weird...

But maybe it would be good.

And it really could be good.

Okay, what could be good?

-Uh, so bad.
-JESSIE: It's okay.

Um...

Scientists believe that, um...

As...

As man began
to walk on two legs,

the burden on the mother
was increased.

Uh, because they were
no longer able

to just carry their
young on their back

and go on with
their daily lives.

You know, they needed help.

Thus the need for a partner,
a husband,

-if you will, arose.
-I'm sorry,
what are you talking about?

-What do you think?
-Maybe you should...

Just read the letter.

-(CLEARS THROAT)
-Just gonna read the letter.

"Ruby, I've known you
for my whole life.

"You are like my sister.

"Peter, you are like
the brother I never had.

"But not like
the brother I have, because
he and I are not close.

"I love you both very much.

"And, as your friend,
I can't stand by

"and watch you
suffer without saying..."

Okay, what is happening?
What's happening?

"I remember a time..."

They think you
should get divorced.

-What?
-They think that
you two should get divorced.

We just feel like
you guys are unhappy.

Hold on.
So... So, let me
get this straight.

You all got together
and talked about our marriage.

No. No.
We didn't get together.

It was phone calls,
and texts...

Well, our marriage
is none of your business.

MATT: Listen, listen.

Man, we're just
trying to help you.
Both of you.

-You wanna help?
-MATT: Yeah.

Annie's, Annie's postponed
your wedding four times?

Did you ever give
that one some thought?

Like any of you
are fuckin' perfect.

All right,
Peter, come on, man.

PETER: And you?

You're running
all over the fuckin' planet

with a goddamn art student,

afraid of something
you're not even man
enough to face.

And then you wanna
talk about our marriage?

Peter, I think that maybe
if you just calm down
and listen...

"Calm down"? And you.
The fact that you,
of all people,

think you have any
business giving anyone
relationship advice

is just hilarious.

Sarah's the first
person you've been with
who could rent a car.

JACK: Peter, you gotta calm
the fuck down.

-I need to calm down?
-Yes, you have to calm
the fuck down!

-"Calm the fuck down"?
-Calm the fuck down, yes!

You're gonna defend her?

Would you still
defend her if you knew
I walked in on her

making out with Lola earlier?

And you wanna talk
about our marriage?

That is not true.

Can you fucking believe this?

Ruby.

I'm alone in this?

Fuck this.

(DOOR SLAMS)

It...

Babe.

It...

-Ruby...
-Don't.

This is kind of
worst-case scenario
right now, huh?

(SIGHS)

He made some
interesting points.

(CLEARS THROAT)

JESSIE: I'm gonna tell you
what happened.

Babe, will you please stop?

What?

-She kissed me, okay?
-Peter said

-that you were making out.
-No!

She kissed me.
Peter walked in. It stopped.

So Peter walking in
is actually why it stopped?

No. No.

Peter walking in
was basically instantaneous.

I would have stopped her.

(SCOFFS) I guess
we'll just never know, huh?

Are you upset?

No.

Kind of.
It's a little bit weird.

Yeah.

We always said we would...

We just wanted
to have fun together, right?

Until it stopped being fun?

Nothing too heavy,
nothing too serious.

Could be somethin' serious.

I'm 22. (CHUCKLES)

Right. Right.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hey.

Do you wanna come out
and have a drink?

Can I do anything?

You can get your hand
off me before I break
your fuckin' wrist.

I'll come back.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Okay, stop, dude.

It's not... That's fine.

Oh! God.

If you could watch a video
of what happened,

you would not be this upset!

Did you wanna kiss her?

The whole thing caught me
completely off-guard.

You know I have
terrible reflexes.

Did you want to kiss her?

Did I wanna kiss her? No.

But did it feel fun,
and exciting, and dangerous

to get that kind of attention
from some cute, young girl,

and did I like that? Yes.

I really can't
believe this, Jess.

Okay, so when the fucking
rental car guy is
flirting with you,

batting his eyelashes at you,
there is zero part
of you that likes it?

There's no part
of you that gets

just like
a little bit excited?

No, Jess. No. Okay?

Because I'm in love with you.
So I don't care.

Well, aren't you
fuckin' perfect, then?

Yeah, you're just
sittin' up there
on your high horse,

so much better
than everybody else.

You never have
an impure thought or feeling.

-Just fuckin' saint...
-I miss sleeping with men.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I do. I do. I miss it.

I think about it when you're
fucking me with a strap-on,
like, every time.

And you know how I always
say, like, "I can't tell
the difference"?

Well, I can.

It's not as good.

Jess!

(WATER SPLASHING)

Maybe I should go
and try to talk to Ruby again.

Just leave her alone.

What about Peter?

Should we try to find him?
It's gonna be dark soon.

No. Let him cool off.

If he's not back
after dinner, we'll go
look for him, all right?

This is all my fault.

Except for
the Jessie-Sarah thing.
Lola, that's kind of on you.

(SIGHS)

-SARAH: I'm taking a shower.
-I'm gonna take a shower!

Over my dead body!

Get out!

Get out! I'm taking a shower!

I'm in here. Excuse me,
I'm in here right now.

-I am also in here now!
-I am in here. I'm in here.

Can you not see
that this is crazy?

Don't call me crazy!
These are my feelings.

What do you want?
Do you wanna go kiss Jack?

Would that make
you feel better?

JESSIE: I was being facetious!

SARAH: Guess we're even.

You swallowed his whole face.

I liked it.

Oh.

Am I having a stroke?

Should we do something?

-What do you mean, like kiss?
-MATT: No.

JESSIE: Are you done?

Hey.

No. There's really...

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Stop this! Stop!
That is enough!
That is enough!

You are both
acting like animals.

-You are better than this.
-No, one of us is.

Oh, cut the shit!

-Lola? Jessie?
-Yeah?

Do the two of you
want to run off together?

-I didn't do anything...
-Can you just
answer my question?

-No.
-No.

-No.
-No.

Sarah, do you wanna
break up with Jessie
about this nonsense?

No.

Jessie, whatever
you did or did not do,

you did or did not do enough

to allow Lola's face
to get close
enough to your face

to even make this
a conversation at all.

Lola, take this as a lesson.
No one likes a Jolene.

Sarah, I understand
that you are upset.

I would not be
thrilled about this either.
But Jessie loves you.

She's a good person.
And you know that.

We are all under
a lot of stress,

so let's just sit down,

drink some of that
incredible Chardonnay,

and calm the fuck down.

Okay?

JACK: We should probably
go look for Pete.

-Matt... All right.
-Sorry.

We should split up, okay?

-Okay.
-If you find him, call.

-Split up?
-Yes.

-All right.
-See you, guys.
I'm gonna go this way.

Okay, I'll go this way.

Well, Jessie, you probably
don't wanna go alone.
'Cause of the dark.

I'll be fine.

But you probably would
be more comfortable
if I came with you. Right?

Would you be more comfortable?

I mean,
if that's what you need.

Let's go.

Hey.

Do you want any help?

Sure.

She didn't kiss me back.

I know it doesn't
make it any better,
but I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Am I the first girl
Jack's dated

since him and his
wife got divorced?

They didn't get divorced.

Mary died
a year-and-a-half ago.

But, yes,
you're the first person
that he's dated since.

Hmm.

(DOOR OPENS)

I'll come out
if you promise not
to talk about it.

I promise to not talk
about anything you want.

Petey.

Peter!

I should've probably
tried to stop this whole thing.

I really don't
think you could have.

No, I guess not.

Once the Annie-train
starts rollin' along,

it's kind of hard to stop it.

I already started today, so...

Who's that?

(GRUNTS)

You know, two weeks before
we found out Mary was sick,

she told me
she wanted a divorce.

And we met with a lawyer,
we started the whole process.

I knew she
wanted me to fight it.

I didn't want to.

Thought it'd be
easier just for us
to go our separate ways.

And then, the second
we found out she was sick,

everything changed.

In an instant,
all that resentment

and all that venom and anger
we had toward each other,

it just disappeared.

Right, and there we were...

The same two people
who fell in love
10 years earlier.

It was so crushing
to watch her go through that,

but, you know, it was
the best year of our marriage.

And then, she was gone.

You know,
it took something devastating

for me to figure out
what I had right
in front of me.

Well, are you gonna
do like a buffet-style

or a table service,
because...

-Oh, I don't...
-SARAH: I like a buffet.

No, it's unsanitary.
It's unsanitary.

Yeah, but then
everybody can just pick
what they want, you know,

and the food
doesn't get as cold.

Haven't really...

-What about kids?
Are there kids invited?
-Yeah.

-I mean, I guess it depends
how many people, right?
-RUBY: Right.

SARAH: How many people
are you thinking?

I'm not sure.

RUBY: You found the dress yet?

ANNIE: There are
versions of it, yeah.

What about the cake?
What are you doing
about the cake?

We don't really know.

Well, you have to order it
in, like, months in advance.

I'm really good
with any of this stuff
if you need help, Annie.

It's just, you know,
Matt is doing everything,

so he's been like a godsend.

Have you picked your song?
Your wedding song?

Speaking of Matt,
um, where are they?

(CHUCKLES)
Because it's...

Oh. Whew.

Speak of the devils.

SARAH: Hi, guys.

I'm sorry.

-Would you guys mind?
-No. No.

Yeah.

You agree with them?

I won't let it get messy.

I'm sorry I don't have a penis.

I'm sorry I'm so old.

You know,
as long as we're hangin' out,

havin' fun,

I don't have to kiss
anybody else.

("LOST" PLAYING)

♪ I'll be damned if I do it ♪

♪ Damned if I don't ♪

♪ I'll be lost if I love him ♪

♪ Lost if I won't ♪

-Hey. Wake up.
-Hmm.

I made blueberry pancakes.
Come on. Come on.

Morning.

There's some fresh coffee

and a spread
of whatever you like.

MATT: What do you think
is happening here?

I think he's lost it.

PETER: What are you guys
waiting for?

-Come on, eat.
-ANNIE: Hi.

-PETER: Morning.
-Hey.

Eat, please.

-What smells so good?
-Hi.

I also made muffins.
They should be done...

-Uh, from scratch?
-...in about two minutes. Yes.

Peter, are you okay?

PETER: Yeah.

There she is.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Okay, now that
everyone is here,

I would like to fill you
in on today's schedule.

I was thinking last night,

I realized that
every time we come here,
we go out on the boat.

It's pretty much
the best part of the trip.

And we haven't
been on the boat yet.

Hmm? So everyone eat,
get dressed, and in one
hour, we will depart.

A day on the water.

Everybody in?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I love boats.

PETER: (CHUCKLES) Excellent.

I'm gonna finish making lunch.
Everybody eat.

And the muffins
are coming right up.

Five minutes!

(BELL DINGING)

I feel concerned.

-He's fine.
-PETER: Hey!

Fine-adjacent.

Listen, do me a favor.

Google "how to tell
if someone's having
a psychotic break."

Annie.

Woo! You guys
not hear the bell?

-Yeah. Rally
the troop! Let's go!
-Come on.

-Come on. Come on.
-We're gonna...

-Listen. I think he is...
-No, he's not.

PETER: What's going on?
You guys not hear me?

-Let's get goin'.
-Yeah.

For the record,
this is turning off,

and it's staying here.

Hi!

Why aren't you dressed?

-I'm not going, Peter.
-What?

No. Come on.
We're all gonna get going.

-We'll wait for you.
-I'm not going.

Ruby, you have to come.
It's a tradition.

You can't just
change tradition.
You can't just walk away.

Look, hey, Ruby.
You spend years

building these things, right,
and they mean something.

You can't just walk
away without even...

-Jesus fucking Christ,
Peter, just stop!
-PETER: Stop what?

Stop it, all of this,
all of this fucking bullshit!

The fucking boats,
the sandwiches!

Just stop it!

I'm sorry, I...

-I was just trying
to do something nice.
-RUBY: It's too late.

-It's just way too
fucking late. Okay?
-It's not too late.

You need to just let go!

So, that's it,
you made up your mind,
you're just gonna walk away...

You'll leave it
all behind, right,
the family, everybody?

-You gave up years ago.
-And you didn't?

Look, I'm not saying
that I'm innocent here.

We've been hurting
each other for years.

But just think about it, Peter.

When was the last time
you even remember feeling
in love with me?

Last night.

-Last night?
-Yeah.

Okay, and before then?

-I don't... Please.
-Exactly.

There's nothing here, Peter.
There's nothing.

That's not true!
That can't be true.
Come on, Ruby.

-I'm done. I can't.
-Please! You have
to listen to me!

There are some things
that are worth fighting for,

and I'm asking you
if you will fight
for it with me.

I need you to go, okay?
I need you to leave.

Come on. Please.

-Come on, Ruby. Please!
-I need you to leave.

Just fucking leave, okay?
Just get the fuck outta here!

(DOOR CLOSING)

(CRYING)

Don't fucking
touch me, Jessie.
Go away.

Get the fuck out!

Get out!
Get out! Get outta here!

Now what?

Don't you think
we should go check on her?

-ALL: No.
-No.

I think I'm gonna go up there.

JACK: Annie, don't.

See what's happening.

I was just coming
to see if, you know,
if there was any...

-She threw peaches at me.
-JACK: Peaches.

So, I think one
of you should try.

-Actually, no.
-No, thanks.

Guys...

-ANNIE: What?
-I could go talk to her

Lola, no, no, no.

LOLA: Why?

Yes.

Yes. Actually, I think
that would be perfect.

'Cause Ruby would never throw
peaches at someone
she doesn't know.

That would be unladylike.

JACK: You shouldn't get
in the middle of this.

It's okay. I can do it.

Guard your face.

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSING)

(SIGHS)

Is it cool if I sit down?

So, do you wanna break up
with your husband?

Why would I talk to you?

I don't know.

It's been so bad for so long.

I just let go of the idea
that we'd ever be good again.

It will be easier
just to end it, but I...

But I don't want to.

And I'm so mad at myself
that I don't, but I...

(SIGHS) But I don't.

So, don't.

But what if we try
and it doesn't work?

Well, maybe you'd regret
not trying more.

What if we can't get back
to where we were?

Well, maybe
you could make something new.

(LINE RINGING)

PETER: Hi,
you've reached Peter's cell.
Leave a message after...

We'd just finished lunch.

We were supposed
to go back to the house

because my dad was
going to take you fishing.

And you asked me
to go for a walk.

You seemed so nervous.
I thought it was because

you were scared
to be alone with my dad, but...

I wanted to be alone
with you for just
a few more minutes.

So, we went for a walk,
and we came here.

We sat on this bench.

(SIGHS) I remember thinking,

"I never thought
I could be so in love."

And then, you got on your knee,
and took out the ring,

and asked me to marry you.

I started crying
and I couldn't speak,
I was crying so much.

And I just nodded,
and I nodded,
and I jumped in your arms.

And we just...
We sat on this bench
laughing, and crying,

and (SIGHS) holding
each other for hours.

(SIGHS)

It was the happiest day
of my life.

All of my happiest days
have been with you.

I still love you, but I...

But I'm not happy.

And I know that
you're not either.

And I'm so sorry.

I'm...

(CRYING)
And I don't know, Peter,

I don't know if we can...
If we can fix it.

But I wanna try.

Will you try with me?

Nothing. Why won't they
just call, or text,
or tweet or something?

Don't they know
this is killing me?

Yeah, I mean it's really
rude they're not
considering you in all this.

(CAR BEEPS)

(DOOR OPENS)

Guys, I'm so sorry.
I think that...

You don't have
to apologize, okay?

You guys were right.

Oh, God.

You poor things.

How are you
gonna tell the kids?

(CHUCKLES)
Well, we're not.

-You'll just move
out in the night?
-PETER: No.

Nobody's moving out.
We're... We are gonna
work things out.

Oh, yay!

You're staying together?

Yeah.

No.

No. No.

No, no, no, you weren't
supposed to stay together.

You were supposed
to get divorced.

-Yeah, but we don't want to.
-Yes, you do.

You're trapped
inside this endless chapter

of torment and misery,
and this was your way out.

Take it.

This is a disaster!

Okay, have fun being married
for the rest of your lives.
(VOICE BREAKS)

Annie, can...

(DOOR CLOSING)

Annie.

Hey. Hey.

What's going on?

I don't want to get
married in October.

Okay.

When do you want
to get married?

Because we said
no more postponing.

-That was the deal.
-I know. (CRYING)

Do you want
to get married to me?

I want to want to.

I have never wanted
to want anything
more in my whole life.

You're my best friend
in the world, but I
don't wanna be a mom.

I don't wanna be a wife,
even your wife.

Well, then, maybe you're
just not ready, maybe...

Do you wanna get married,
and you wanna have kids?

-Yeah.
-I want you
to have those things.

(CRYING)

Please have a seat.

"Annie,

"your drinking has affected me
in the following ways."

("ANONYMOUS CLUB" PLAYING)

♪ Turn your phone off
Friend ♪

♪ You're amongst friends ♪

♪ And we don't need
No interruption ♪

♪ Leave your shoes
At the door ♪

♪ Along with your troubles ♪

♪ Your troubles, your troubles
Your troubles ♪

I missed you.

I missed you.

♪ Thank you
For cooking for me ♪

♪ I had a really nice evening ♪

JESSIE: I was thinking
that, um...

when we get home, that
maybe we could start talking

about potentially
moving in together,

if you feel like that's
something you wanna
start talking about.

Uh, yeah.

I could potentially
be into, um, starting
that conversation.

Cool.

♪ Just you and me ♪

♪ Just you and me ♪

RUBY: Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.

Soon? We'll see you
in October though, right?

This was so fun.

Okay. Bye!

JESSIE: Okay, bye, guys.
Everybody drive safe. Bye.

-Thank you.
-Yeah. Thank you.

LOLA: Uh,
what about New Orleans?

Could stay all night.

Have you ever been to L.A.?

No.

STEWARDESS: Can I get you
anything to drink?

Yeah. Can I please
have an orange juice?

Actually, uh...

No, don't worry.
Orange juice is great.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

STEWARDESS: Can I get you
anything to drink?

("FADE OUT" PLAYING)

♪ There's an echo
On the phone line ♪

♪ There's a shadow
Over my mind ♪

♪ Bad luck in a bad room ♪

♪ I always knew
That I would lose you ♪

♪ Every single thing
I ever touch is yours ♪

♪ You've been counting
But I'm keeping score ♪

♪ Every single thing
I ever lost was mine ♪

♪ You were counting
I was keeping time ♪

♪ Every single word
Every single word's
Another lie ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a goodbye ♪

♪ Every single time
Every single time
I went without ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a fade out ♪

♪ There's a coldness
And I know that it's soulless ♪

♪ It hurts you bad
Hurts you bad every time ♪

♪ It feels hopeless
And I know that you know this ♪

♪ I break your heart
Break your heart every time ♪

♪ Every single word
Every single word's
Another lie ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a goodbye ♪

♪ Every single time
Every single time
I went without ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a fade out ♪

♪ Every single word
Every single word's
Another lie ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a goodbye ♪

♪ Every single time
Every single time
I went without ♪

♪ You were waiting
Waiting on a fade out ♪

♪ Waiting on a fade out ♪

♪ Waiting on a fade out ♪

♪ Waiting on a fade out ♪