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Sorry I'm late.
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The dean is getting his ass
kicked in the parking lot.
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It's so messed up.
Nobody is stopping to help.
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Yeesh. So this is old
Corpsey herself, huh?
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Ugh!
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What'd, they leave her out in the sun?
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Aah!
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Oh, I didn't miss anything, did I?
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I was just trying to catch a little
catnap before class started.
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G-G-G-G-G-Going on is what?
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Hayley, this is our new lab partner.
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She's a SNAB.
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A Student of Notable Age or Background.
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And her name's Anus.
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Eunice.
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Yahh! Dammit!
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Wow. 98 years old, and
you're going back to college.
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You're never too old
to follow your dreams.
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I find that so inspiring.
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I'll tell you what I find inspiring.
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The student bodies.
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Sweet Georgia Brown.
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I happen to have an interest
in the fellas and the gals.
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Daaamn, old lady!
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Ooh, ooh, and another thing
about my new friend Eunice...
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another thing is, she is so funny.
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Check out this hilarious picture of us
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pretending to hump
the tope-liary animals
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out front of the Women's Center.
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You didn't tell us she
was an old age person.
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Barf City, population no thank you.
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Now, Francine, I too was
once put off by old people,
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but then I had an adventure about them
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that changed my mind.
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I'm always having adventures
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and learning life-changing
lessons from them.
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This week, I'm converting our
mud room into a man cave.
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I wonder what I'll learn from that.
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Well, I say, "Go young or go home."
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No old-o.
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Well, I think Eunice is a
deeply inspirational SNAB.
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And I hope I'm just
like her when I get old.
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Oh, you're not going to be like Eunice.
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You're going to be like... your mom.
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Pff. Sha-yeah-hah right.
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It's fate.
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Every woman eventually
becomes her mother.
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- Will I become my mother?
- No.
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Every man marries his mother.
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Noice.
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Hayley, think of all the ways
you're already like Francine.
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Laid-back, except for
quick bursts of anger.
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Lazy.
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Heavy substance abuse.
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For you, weed.
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For Francine, collectible
"Guardians of the Galaxy"
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Big Gulp cups full of white wine.
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You should consider
yourself lucky, Hayley.
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This is Francine we're
talking about here.
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I'm an icon.
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I'm sorry, but me become like you?
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Gross.
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It's like, Barf City,
population no thank you.
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Oh, see, right there?
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Francine just said that
like two minutes ago!
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- No, she didn't.
- Barf City,
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population no thank you.
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Roger, why were you recording us?
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I'm recording everything these days.
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I'm afraid the political atmosphere
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inside my improv team,
Pizza Party Weekend,
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has me... a bit paranoid.
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There's snakes in the grass.
Certain members want me out.
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- Which ones?
- All of them.
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Every single one of them.
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Well, Hayley, too bad for you
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that you're gonna end up being like me,
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whether you like it or not.
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Now, I see it's time for
my 10:00 a.m. nap, so...
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Ugh! Here comes another one of
your obnoxious little sayings.
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Give Momma some sugar
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so she can have them sweet dreams.
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Ugh!
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Barfsylvania...
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Population nothankyula.
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Aah!
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Oh!
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You don't have a big squiggly mustache!
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For the last time, Jeff,
we are listing the ways
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I am different from my mom, not Wario.
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Oh, Hayley!
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Looky what I found in
the old picture album.
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You can barely tell us apart.
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Yeah, only because
you were always trying
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to make me a frilly, princessy
little clone of yourself.
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Oh, excuse me for ever trying
to bond with my daughter.
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Bond?! Ha!
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You just wanted your
own personal Mini-Me.
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Like that Halloween that
you went as Mini-Me
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and you made me go as Mini-Mini-Me.
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But I didn't wanna be Mini-Me.
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I wanted to be Minnie Mouse.
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Or at least Mini-Minnie Mouse.
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But that's what Dad
and Steve got to go as!
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But it's okay.
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Because I couldn't be
more different from you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Why don't you check
my old senior picture?
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You... wore a headband, too?
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Face it, Hayley.
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There's too much of me in you already.
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My genes. My cooking.
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My double-jointedness.
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- You're double-jointed?
- Yes.
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And so are you!
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Toodle-oo, Future Me!
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Well, Steve, through ruthless cunning,
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I seized control of Pizza Party Weekend
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and fired all the other members.
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Had to be done. It was a nest of vipers.
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A den of... vipers.
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Plus, none of them could
do characters for crap.
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But now I gotta find a whole new team!
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What about me and my friends?
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Our drunk driving skit got big laughs
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at the pre-prom assembly last year.
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Hmm. How was the prom?
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It was a bloodbath.
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Drunk driving was way up.
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I don't know.
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Maybe we could do a trial practice,
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test the chemistry, play
a little Splooch Magooch.
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- What's that?
- Classic improv warm-up game.
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You don't know Splooch Magooch?
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Oh, my God. This is not gonna work.
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No way. But I'm up against it.
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You're in. All of you.
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Full member status.
Welcome to the big leagues.
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We practice in a public park.
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Gotta get rid of my headbands.
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No, wait! Mom got rid of hers!
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But does that mean I need to keep mine?
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CannisterCo?
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That's Mom's brand!
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Babe?
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- Are you alright?
- No, Jeff!
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I am definitely not [BLEEP] alright!
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I have to get rid of anything
related to my mom!
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What about that dress?
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_
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I hereby sentence you to become...
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your mother!
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If you just had a nightmare,
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please don't tell me about it.
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No need for both of us to get scared.
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Wait a minute. That's it.
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A way I'm not anything like my mom.
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You.
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Oh, she would never
marry someone like you.
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Almost nobody would.
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Ah, thanks, babe.
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I'm not becoming my mother.
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I'm glad, too.
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No offense, but being married to Mrs. S?
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Barf City,
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population no thank you.
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Laid-back except for
quick bursts of anger.
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Why is this mother-[BLEEP]
Junior Jumble so hard?!
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- Gaah!
- Lazy.
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Oh, man.
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I sure am tired from that
quick burst of anger.
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Heavy substance abuse.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not becoming my mother.
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I married her.
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Now, give Momma some sugar
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so she can have them sweet dreams.
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Mrs. S, can I sleep with
you and Mr. S tonight?
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Hayley realized it's actually
me who's like you,
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and now she's madder than Wario!
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It's you who's like me, huh?
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Aren't you happy?
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You're not going to become your mom.
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Yeah, but I sure as hell don't want
to be married to her, either.
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Jeff needs to be de-Francine-ified.
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Starting with those beloved
golden locks of his.
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- Say, where is Jeff?
- No idea.
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I've been working like a dog
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on my man-cave all morning.
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That's right. I'm still doing that.
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Brother, I need to hydrate.
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Oh, hey there.
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We just got back from the
most amazing girls' day out.
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Look, babe! We got mani-ped-a-files!
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You're just doing this to
get back at me, aren't you?
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Actually, Hayley, maybe I'm just happy
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to finally have a "daughter"
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who wants to do things with me.
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You know what? I don't
have time for this.
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My study group got moved up to noon.
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Eunice sent me a text.
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On what? A telegraph?
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No, Francine, on her phone.
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Which she did mail to me in an envelope.
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I gotta get this back to her.
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Splooch Magooch, there's
a monkey in my cooch,
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and he came out to give me a...
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And then, Barry, bud,
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you say an adjective and
noun that start with "A".
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Whatever pops into your head.
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Don't worry about trying to be funny.
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- Doesn't have to be funny.
- Angry apple.
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How is that funny? I...
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Oh, my God, we are so screwed.
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Now, if I'm up next, for
example, and I've got "B",
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I'm just gonna fire off
something super funny, like...
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How about Bronx banana?
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Heh. You know, like a...
like a tough New Yawk banana?
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Like, "'Ey, I'm peelin' here!"
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"You peelin' to me?"
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Alright. That's more like it.
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There may be hope for us yet.
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Looks like we got ourselves
a funnyman here.
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Okay, Steve, you think
you can push me out?
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Game on.
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Mr. Steve's Uncle, sir?
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What should I do here?
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Well, whatever you do, don't blow him.
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He just keeps coming
back again and again.
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Wow, Eunice.
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Look at all these incredible
things you've done.
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Professional female wrestling,
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fighting alongside Jane
Fonda and the Viet Cong,
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founding member of the
Shangri-Las and Buckcherry,
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hang gliding, bang gliding.
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How did you make such an
amazing life for yourself?
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I decided early on I
wanted an exciting life.
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My own life.
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So, I left home at 12.
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Cut all ties.
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It had to be done.
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I didn't want to be
anything like my parents.
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- Are you?
- Heavens no.
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And neither, for that matter,
is Milford, my husband.
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Husband?
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Any of you study buddies
call for an old fuddy duddy?
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Ha!
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That's us in our younger days.
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But you are only ever
as old as you feel.
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Milford here is 102 and
still sharp as a tack.
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That's right.
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Well, I'm off to the lab
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to play tiddlywinks with Morbo.
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Goodbye, Constance!
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♪ I take two steps forward ♪
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♪ And I do, too ♪
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00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,100
♪ We stay together ♪
261
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,008
♪ 'Cause I am just like you ♪
262
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,948
Give your momma some sugar
263
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,994
so we can have them sweet dreams!
264
00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,871
No!
265
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:54,228
Your personality is not
going to dictate who I am!
266
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,888
Or who I'm with!
267
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,580
Ah don't want your life!
268
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,720
And ah don't want your wife!
269
00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:05,320
I am cutting all ties with you! Forever!
270
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:12,184
Alright. Next up, we got
Tuttle with "Magic Stick".
271
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Pizza Party Weekenders!
272
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,840
Some of you have expressed,
both to me directly
273
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,118
and to one another in
private phone calls,
274
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,388
concerns about my "mental state"
275
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:25,072
and how hard I've been
riding our rising star here,
276
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,600
so I just wanted to let you know
277
00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,220
that Steve and I had a good talk
278
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,820
and, well, he agrees, and I do, too,
279
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,997
- that he's out of the group.
- What?!
280
00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:35,100
Can't be trusted. He's out. Steve's out.
281
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,468
And Buck-Knife Joe is in.
282
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,180
Are you sure that's a good idea?
283
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,060
Look, Buck-Knife Joe might
have a knife around his neck,
284
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,439
but you know what he doesn't have?
285
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,878
An agenda.
286
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,470
Now, let's have some fun,
you buncha damn Judases!
287
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,480
I'm sorry to barge in on you like this.
288
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,418
I-I-I just didn't know where else to go.
289
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,200
That's alright, dear.
290
00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,240
You just go on and get yourself
out of those wet clothes.
291
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:01,942
You can borrow some of ours.
292
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,120
Don't worry!
293
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,298
You're not going to be your mother!
294
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:08,228
And neither is your husband!
295
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,369
Because you and your
husband are going to be...
296
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,640
us.
297
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,620
_
298
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,950
_
299
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,250
Oh, it seems like I saw something
300
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:39,780
I'm not supposed to, but rest assured,
301
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,860
I have absolutely no
idea what's happening.
302
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,200
Please, do go on.
303
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,040
Yo, U-Dog, you sure you don't mind us
304
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,627
wearing your fancy
old threads, kemosabe?
305
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,588
Oh, not at all, dear.
306
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,134
My, don't they just fit you perfectly.
307
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,340
Ugh!
308
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,980
Do you have any other tattoos
I should know about?
309
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,268
I got a Jill Stein riding a
surfboard on my upper thigh,
310
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,398
but it's usually covered up with pubes.
311
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,646
Wait. Why?
312
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,140
That's enough damn pecan sandies!
313
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,680
They'll go straight to my...
314
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,250
Eh, your calves.
315
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,440
Ba-duh!
316
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,282
Mom?
317
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,148
I thought you convinced
the girl to cut all ties!
318
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,328
I did!
319
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,000
- What do you want?
- My daughter.
320
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,640
- Well, I am not coming back with you.
- Not you! Jeff.
321
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,840
Well, he's not going anywhere.
322
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,580
Actually, none of us are
until this storm lets up.
323
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,760
Road's flooded. Just
barely made it up here.
324
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,340
Yo, Milhouse, this the shitter?
325
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,471
I had a chalupa or
two on the drive over.
326
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,307
What the...
327
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,448
Oh. My. God.
328
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,903
Sweet man cave!
329
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,820
Love the mad scientist theme.
330
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,318
"Beakman's World"!
331
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,658
And I bet the secret entrance
332
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,000
keeps the wife out on game day, amirite?
333
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,040
Holy moly!
334
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,707
Can you smoke a brisket in this baby?
335
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,940
What is this, Sears?
336
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,376
How much this baby put you back?
337
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,378
What you got going here? Brewski fridge?
338
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,280
You know, all this place really needs
339
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,620
is chili pepper lights everywhere,
and then right there...
340
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,160
And then right there,
Spuds MacKenzie poster.
341
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,960
Hold up. I got like 10 in the car.
342
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,340
Cool dress, Hayley.
343
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,240
I love how it does
absolutely nothing for you.
344
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,240
Says the woman who dresses like
the pink ghost from "Pac-Man".
345
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,400
Enough!
346
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,260
I cannot stand the inane prattling
347
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,405
of you two trifling fools any longer!
348
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,368
I'm not Eunice.
349
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:59,200
I'm Dr. Constance Von Stroheim!
350
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,638
And with my husband,
351
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:03,220
I've discovered the key to eternal life.
352
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,700
And you shall be our vessels!
353
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,171
Morbo!
354
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,710
What's a Morbo?
355
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:21,391
Seize them, you stupid brute!
356
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,769
Aaaah! Aaaah!
357
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,271
_
358
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,598
Wow. Biggest turnout ever.
359
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:34,100
I know things got a little
bumpy there for a little while,
360
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,940
but I think we came out the other
end all the stronger for it.
361
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,770
Now, why don't we warm up with
a little Vroom Zoom Kaboom?
362
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,720
- Vroom.
- Zoom.
363
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,260
You're out. You're all out. I'm sorry.
364
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,640
I-I just can't work with
people I can't trust.
365
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,818
Buck-Knife Joe has some
friends. They're in.
366
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:49,499
No time to practice, so
we'll just have to do
367
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,754
warm-up games for the show.
368
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:56,218
Splooch Magooch, there's
a monkey in my cooch,
369
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,600
and he came out to give me a...
370
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,428
Big surprise!
371
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,143
The original members
of Pizza Party Weekend?
372
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,438
Can't do characters, can we?
373
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,440
Well, now that we have a majority again,
374
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,460
you are out!
375
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,580
The lesson from this adventure is clear.
376
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,617
I'm just too trusting.
377
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:27,040
So, the hubby called an audible,
and for the time being,
378
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:30,528
he will be taking the body of
your vivacious mother here.
379
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:33,490
- Ow!
- And we decided to use Jeff's body
380
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,882
for the brain of our beloved cat,
381
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,176
Mr. Poopie.
382
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:42,140
And what have you done
with Stan... you nutcase?
383
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,740
Oh, nothing too bad.
384
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,738
I crushed up an allergy
pill into his malt liquor.
385
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,604
He's sleeping like a little angel
386
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,564
on the upstairs Davenport.
387
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:59,688
Get your filthy hands off
my body, you putrid oaf!
388
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,060
This will just take a sec.
389
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,780
I shouldn't have taken
off with Jeff like that.
390
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,500
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
come here, and you'd be safe.
391
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,498
Oh, Hayley, I didn't
really come for Jeff.
392
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,400
I came to meet Eunice.
393
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,797
What? Why?
394
00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:20,508
Because you seem to want to
follow in her footsteps so much.
395
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,918
I really never did want
you to be just like me.
396
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:28,852
But I did wanna be someone
you'd want to be like.
397
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,458
Oh, Mom. You are.
398
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,320
There's a lot of things about me...
399
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,567
that I'm glad I got from you.
400
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:39,840
Oof. Arm's cramping
from all that whipping.
401
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:42,730
What a putrid oaf, right?
402
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,340
Anywho, time to make some space
403
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,840
in those pretty heads
for our beautiful minds.
404
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,547
Hold hands... while we die?
405
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,758
Can't. Strapped down.
406
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,488
Yes, you can.
407
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,262
You're... double-jointed.
408
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,799
Oh, yeah.
409
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,768
Oh, yeah!
410
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,112
Raaahhh!
411
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,241
Mom, wake up! Let's go!
412
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:27,980
Morbo, you beastly fool! Attack!
413
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,160
Morbo! What the hell?
414
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,918
Why do you do what she says?
415
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:37,248
Seriously. Wa-peesh!
416
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,518
Ha-ha! Very funny.
417
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,788
But Morbo not "whipped", okay?
418
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,638
Morbo, you're quite literally
whipped, like all the time.
419
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:51,280
What are you waiting for,
you stupid, hideous fiend?!
420
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,644
Get them!
421
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,190
Wha... ?!
422
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,860
- Mom, listen. I'm so...
- Hayley, excuse me,
423
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,460
but I had a crazy dream just now
424
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,948
that made me realize something.
425
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,758
I should be spending
time with my family,
426
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,828
not hiding away from them in a cave.
427
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,360
- Dad, that's not what we...
- Hold on.
428
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,140
Wanna get Steve on
speaker for this, too.
429
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,200
Hey, Dad, what's up?
430
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,780
I see now that a cave
is a place for a bear,
431
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,134
not a man.
432
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,838
The only kind of cave I
want to be in from now on
433
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,638
is a family cave.
434
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,680
Well, your father just
cracked open another 40,
435
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,848
so guess I'm driving.
436
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,440
You want to follow me home?
437
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,065
I wouldn't have it any other way, Mom.
438
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:52,037
_
439
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,080
Bye! Have a great time!
440
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:57,860
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