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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Riley and her amazing dancing mule!
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[whistles]
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[brays]
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[music plays]
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No, no, it's heel-toe step-toe,
not toe-toe heel-toe.
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[groans]
Who knew a mule could be so stubborn?
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[singing]
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[gasps]
That voice! It's heavenly.
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There's an angel in our bathroom!
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Maybe we can catch him
and sell him to a zoo!
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[all yelling]
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Todd's the angel?
We can't sell him. Can we?
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Todd, dear, those were your dulcet tones?
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Don't judge me.
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No, Todd, we're saying
you have an excellent voice.
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Really? Cool!
I've always liked to sing, but--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.
Now let's get back to my show.
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The big girl and mule talent show
is next week,
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and this is one talent contest
I actually have a chance to win!
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Son, you know, you sing like a pro!
You should be on a stage.
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Nah, that's too nerdy.
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Nerdy?
The point is, you have a gift.
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And you should share it with the world.
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OK, OK, I will!
The first opportunity I get.
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Golly, then what about
boys choir at school?
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Ow!
[groans]
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Why, that's a perfect idea!
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I can't do that! It's for losers!
Geeks! Riley's!
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Todd, let me get this straight.
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You won't do something you love
just because it isn't cool?
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Mom, I know you can be very persuasive.
But you can't make me...
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♪ Sing ♪
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♪ Sing ♪
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Happy, Mom?
Over.
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You'll thank me for this later, dear.Over!
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Very nice, boys.
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You sing like angels!
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Which is why
I'm going to dress you like them.
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I am not wearing a dress!
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They're not dresses, they're gowns.
Now what's your dress size?
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I'm a size four.
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I'd like to see the day
you get me in that outfit.
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Well, you're in luck.
Tomorrow's the day.
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You'll be singing in the school assembly.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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I have this thing
about getting my butt kicked,
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and that thing is,
I don't like it. I quit.
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[Agent K]
Not so fast, young man.
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Your father and Ihave already bought tickets.
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[groans]
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All right, choir dorks,
I gotta be somewhere,
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so let's get this bullying started.
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Choir dorks? Where?
I wanna pound some song nerds.
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Uh, nice try, Singy McSing-a-long.
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As Shelton would say, "hoy-gle!"
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[all laughing]
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If you think it's bad now wait till
after we perform tomorrow. [groans]
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Wah-wah-wah.
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Hey, son. How was choir practice?
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I told you boy singing groups are nerdy.
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Nerdy? Were The Beatles nerdy?
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Were The Rolling Stones geeky?
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Were Dorky Boys a bunch of dorks?
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Right, well, that last one
is debatable, but--
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Hang on a sec.
Dad, you just gave me a great idea.
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[phone beeping]
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Can you replace my choir director
with someone who can make us cool
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before the school assembly?
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[Mr. Fleem]
An uncool choir director.
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I wonder what he would say
to joining my barbershop quartet.
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And having his salary tripled.
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♪ We harmonize ♪
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♪ We're the Fleemco guys ♪
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♪ I'm a Fleemco guy ♪
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I put the dreamy in Dustin Dreamlake,
the swoon in Heath Makerswoon.
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So, don't tell me what to do.
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Yeah, I gotta call you back, Ma.
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[Todd] If we don't want
another bullying session,
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we have to practice in private.
Complete seclusion.
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The last place anyone will ever look.
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In that case, I'm MC McC,
and I make stars. I make legends.
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And maybe later
I'll make a cheese sandwich.
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Hey. Yo, somebody make me
a cheese sandwich.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you make us cool
in time for our school concert?
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Cool? You'll be beyond cool.
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You will be...
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BoyzRoq!
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Mmm. Delish.
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[groans]
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[girls cheering]
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Hey, what's all the excitement?
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I don't know, but strangely,
I feel the urge to scream!
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George Stapler Middle School,
I give you your new boys choir.
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They're bad, they're bold,
they're BoyzRoq!
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Meet Todd, the cute one.
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[girls cheering]
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[MC McC]
Meet Silent Joe, the sensitive one.
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Ohh!
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And his brother, Zephramaiah,
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the not-as-sensitive
but-equally-as-desirable sporty one!
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[girls screaming]
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[MC McC] And hide your daughters,
'cause here comes Shelton,
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the street-smart bad boy.
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Check it out.
Oh... [grunts]
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He's so tough.
Look how he attacked the floor!
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[girls screaming]
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Muwa!
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Riley! Your brother
is so instantly famous and cool!
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Yeah, I guess.
But I'm the one with real talent!
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[whistles]
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[music playing]
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What's cooler than that?
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Can't answer. Must scream!
[screams]
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Heather Hartley only eats
white jelly beans!
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I don't pay you to ask why!
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This is awesome, MC McC.
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So, should we sing a little now,
or save it all for the assembly?
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Sing? Hah!
There's no time to sing.
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Gotta run straight to your book signing.
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[girls screaming]
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Hey, Todd! This is Dodo.
[grunts]
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She likes me and she grooms me
and she's a girl.
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Grooming is my thing.
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BoyzRoq: The UntoldStory of Why We Rock.
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We've only been in a band for three hours.
What could be in this?
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What I had for breakfast?
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It's about time my story came out.
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[growls]
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Fine. It's time our story came out.
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Dustin needs his tap water
at body temperature,
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not room temperature.
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So, can we sing a little now?
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So many questions, so little time.
Move, move, move!
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[pop music playing]
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-[cheering]
-Yeah! Yeah!
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Uh, when did we shoot a video?
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Yo, Ding. That's another boy band
with your heads stuck on.
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Can't... [screams]
Stop... [screams]
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Screaming!
[screams]
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Whatever. I'm just psyched I'm finally
gonna be able to sing in public
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and not feel like a dork.
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Didn't I tell you?
You'll be lip-synching.
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What? But I want to sing!
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Nah. You wanted to be cooler, dog.
Now you're cool.
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Besides, there's no room
for singing in boy bands.
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That's totally stupid.
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Look, I'm going out there to sing,
and you can't stop me.
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I don't need to stop you.
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The Boy Band 3,000's
gonna do it for me.
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[pop music playing]
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[grunting]
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Try singing over that!
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Maybe I can't alone.
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But never underestimate
the power of a united boys choir.
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Yeah, well,
it's a lot scarier than it sounds.
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Riley, I need to find Shelton
and the twins, and fast!
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Yeah, yeah, sure. But first,
why don't you check out my moves
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with Prince Cinnamon Boots!
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[whistles]
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Perfect for your opening act, right?
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I figure, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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Riley, I don't have time for this!
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Oh, it's cool.
We'll talk later, OK.
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Save it, save it!
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Shelton,
MC McC isn't gonna let us sing,
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and I realize now
that I really want to, and I...
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[whispering]
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Yeah. Dodo says you're being controlling
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with the questions
and "Oh, the singing, it's all about me."
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What? I am not.
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Wow, that's what she said you'd say.
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[grunts]
Whatever.
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Where are Zephramaiah and Silent Joe?
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-I wanted to be the sensitive one!
-No, I'm the sensitive one!
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[arguing]
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Come on, you guys.
This is serious!
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I'd like to thank everyone who paid $20
for your official locks of BoyzRoq hair.
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And now, straight off their meteoric
one-day rise to fame,
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George Stapler's very own BoyzRoq!
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[cheering]
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-No, this isn't what I wanted!
-Less talky, more dancy!
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[music begins]
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♪ Here you are, so fly ♪
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♪ With you, I'm flying high ♪
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♪ I'm soaring through the skyWhen I look you into your eyes ♪
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♪ Here you are, so fly ♪
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♪ I'm such a lucky guy ♪
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♪ Let's give this thing a try ♪
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♪ Girl, you've got to know you're so fly ♪
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[whistles]
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[off-key]
♪ Broken is my heart, girl ♪
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Lip-synching?
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Now I want to scream with rage!
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Finally!
My violence is justified!
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Put that down, that is expensive!
Wood does not grow on trees, you know?
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Oh, group hug!
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They came to hear singing,
they're gonna get singing.
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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It's so geeky.
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Can't... [yawns]
Stop... [yawns]
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Yawning.
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Losing... desire... to smash.
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Must... mock... losers...
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Wow, music doth soothe the savage beast.
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Huh, more like bored us.
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The ticket refunds
are going to bankrupt me
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I'd pull out all my hair
if I hadn't sold it all.
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Well, Mom.
I hope you've learned your lesson.
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Forcing me to be uncool
results in disaster.
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Is that really all you learned, Todd?
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Isn't the moral
that it's cool to be uncool
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when you're doing what you love?
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Whoa, that's unexpectedly profound,
coming from you.
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Yeah? Heh. You don't think the ladies
hang with MC McC
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because I'm rich
and work in the music business, do ya?
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I'm deep, baby.
Very deep.
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Maybe I'll give regular
old boys choir one more try.
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Cool, or not?
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Not.
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Come on, Prince Cinnamon Boots.
250
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,829
This is our big chance!
251
00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:26,327
[music plays]
252
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,130
Hey, hey!
253
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:41,828
Welcome back to the
Goober and T-Bone Show!
254
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,497
[honks horn]
255
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,793
Where sometime today,
we'll be giving away
256
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,495
two tickets to the
Pleasant Hills Peacocks game!
257
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,003
[men grunting]
258
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,583
[peacock cries]
259
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,377
Where superstar quarterback Carson Palmer
260
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:58,748
is set to throw his record-setting
37th touchdown of the season!
261
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,294
[laughs]
262
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:05,375
Hey, Goober's doing the touchdown dance!
Whoo-hoo!
263
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,628
[fans cheering]
264
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,789
Just be the first to call in
with a phrase that pays
265
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,625
after the party peacock makes this sound!
266
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:13,329
[peacock crowing]
267
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:17,537
We'll be right back after this messagefrom Fleembright toothpaste!
268
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,125
Don't get your hopes up, Todd.
269
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,458
Everyone wants to see
Carson Palmer's 37th touchdown.
270
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,922
You'll never win those tickets.
271
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,880
Says you. I got a system.
Check it out.
272
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:31,419
By my calculations,
87% of Snap FM ticket giveaways
273
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,540
happen during the 10:00 hour.
274
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,705
Right after Goober
rips on T-Bone's bad hygiene.
275
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:39,332
That, Riley, is my window.
276
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,537
[Goober] All right, and number oneon the charts this week
277
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,745
is Dustin Dreamlake's newest hit,"Bathing In Your Love."
278
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:47,464
Hey, T-Bone. I think that songwas written just for you.
279
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,882
[T-Bone]
Because I need to fall in love?
280
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,039
[Goober]
Hah. No. Because you need a bath. Ho!
281
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,915
[T-Bone]
Wa-hoo! I have been zinged!
282
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,790
[peacock crowing]
283
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,325
If only you used your powers for good.
284
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,287
[Goober]
OK, let's take our first caller.
285
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,785
Gimme the phrase that pays!
286
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,495
Goober and T-Bone are the rude dudes
with the crude 'tudes!
287
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,833
[Goober] Congratulations!You've just won two tickets
288
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:11,207
to see superstar quarterbackCarson Palmer.
289
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,131
-Whoo-hoo!
-So, who are you gonna take with you?
290
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,418
Pick me and I won't smash you!
291
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,460
Pick me, bench buddy!
292
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,542
How about taking your old man?
293
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,875
I got snack money.
294
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,963
[crowd cheering]
295
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:29,541
This is so awesome, Todd!
You are the best, best friend ever.
296
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,325
Thanks for all the snacks, buddy.
297
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,877
Share and share alike, I say.
298
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:36,209
Exactly. Hey, check it out.
There's Carson Palmer!
299
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,381
[both]
Carson! Look at us, Carson!
300
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,918
Look at us!
301
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,748
Hi there, boys!
302
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,294
What are you doing?
Don't look at us.
303
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,325
Yeah, get your head
in the game, dude!
304
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,170
[cheering]
305
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,290
[Jacobo indistinct]
All they need is a touchdown to win!
306
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,875
Go, Peacocks!
307
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:58,289
Blue 32! Blue 32!
Hut, hut, hut!
308
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,003
[whistles]
309
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,633
He did it!
He broke the record!
310
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,749
[crowd cheering]
311
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,134
[smack]
312
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,080
Man, that smarts.
313
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,582
Thanks for holding onto my ball, Jacobo.
314
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,497
Your ball?
[laughs]
315
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:35,423
It bounced off your head
and landed in the nachos I bought us.
316
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,790
Check the replay.
317
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,915
[crowd groaning]
318
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:48,460
All I'm saying is those nachos
were both of ours
319
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,752
and the ball touched me first.
320
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:54,004
-Ergo, the ball is mine.
-Then why is it in my hand?
321
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:57,333
[gasps] Wow!
It's superstar quarterback Carson Palmer!
322
00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,127
Hi, I'm superstar quarterback
Carson Palmer!
323
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:03,498
You know, kids, my 37th touchdown
was a big moment in my career.
324
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,083
So that football means a lot to me.
325
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,746
Could you find it in your heart
to let me have it?
326
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:09,999
Do we have to?
327
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:14,503
-Well, no. You don't have to, but--
-Then adios, amigo!
328
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,957
[sighs]
329
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,131
What's wrong, son?
330
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,458
Jacobo is being a stubborn jerk.
331
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,582
He refuses to admit that I'm 100% right
332
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:31,327
and that the football we caught
belongs to me and me alone.
333
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,577
Oh, boy, that's tough.
334
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:37,247
I don't know what I'd do if I ever got
into a fight with my best friend, C.A.R.
335
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,673
Let me be perfectly clear with you.
336
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,750
We are not friends.
We will never be friends.
337
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:44,214
You disgust me.
I honestly and sincerely despise you.
338
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,375
Ohh... oh!
339
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,253
[laughs]
340
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,673
What a kidder!
341
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,580
[sighs]
342
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:55,171
Good old TV.
You'd never betray me.
343
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:59,002
Hey, hey, hey!Welcome back to the Sportsies Awards Show.
344
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,963
T-Bone and I sure are glad to be here.
345
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,421
I just came for the free buffet.
346
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,750
[all laughing]
347
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:10,504
But seriously, folks, this year's awardfor best sports moment goes to...
348
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,253
Jacobo!
349
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,833
[gasps]
350
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,826
Here's your trophyand a year's supply of corn dogs!
351
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,667
Oh! Oh, I love corn dogs.
352
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,831
Thank you, thank you.
353
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,957
I just want to thank one personfor helping me win this award.
354
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,581
Without him, I never would haveeven had a chance
355
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,167
to catch this historic football.
356
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,880
My best friend...
357
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:37,287
Peacocks receiver JM Howard!
358
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,747
[sputtering]
359
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,420
What is this?
360
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,170
[kids]
Hey, no fair, no cuts!
361
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,035
Sorry. If you want to get
into the Jacobo Sports Museum,
362
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,285
you gotta pay $5.00 like everyone else.
363
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,535
What? I am not paying
$5.00 to see my ball.
364
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,625
Moose, it's cool.
He's with me.
365
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,325
No fair! You stink! Boo!
366
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,997
I realized it wasn't fair
to keep the world from seeing my football.
367
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,003
So I decided to open this museum.
368
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,293
And if I happen to turn
enough of a profit
369
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:22,125
to outfit my room
with a waterslide, so be it.
370
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,918
Oh! Here's my favorite exhibit.
371
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,790
An historically accurate
hologram recreation of my famous catch.
372
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,417
[gasps]
373
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,825
Look at that pathetic geek!
[laughs]
374
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,377
All right, that's it, Jacobo.
375
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,038
I took you to the game.
376
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,955
The ball hit me first.
377
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,291
It landed in our nachos.
378
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,205
I have just as much right to it as you do.
379
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,631
And if you can't accept that, well,
380
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,459
I'm just going to have to
take my ball and go home!
381
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,327
Yes, nice try.
382
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,537
Moose, please escort
my ex-best friend to the door.
383
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,246
[grunting]
384
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,205
[cackling]
385
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,631
Todd, I know you're mad
at Jacobo right now,
386
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:10,879
but please tell me you're not plotting
some ridiculous scheme to get back at him?
387
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,459
Huh? Of course not, Riley.
388
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:17,332
I'm simply going to replace
Jacobo's security guard with a mime,
389
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,667
so I can steal back
the ball that's rightfully mine,
390
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,790
take it to international waters,
where there are no ownership laws,
391
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,745
sell it to pirates, then use the money
to build a large phaser-tag theme park
392
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,714
which I'll let everyone but Jacobo use!
393
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,212
[sighs]
Why do I even ask?
394
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,290
[phone beeping]
395
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,001
[phone ringing]
396
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:38,133
-[Mr. Fleemco] Hello, Fleemco.
-I want to give my friend a gift.
397
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,378
A silent alarm system.
398
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,955
You really want to publish my poetry?
399
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:48,751
Finally! The world will see
the delicate flower that is Moose.
400
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,502
[no audio]
401
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,290
[toy squeaks]
402
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,461
[chuckles]
Stupid mime.
403
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,173
Hey, Moose. Just wanted to say
goodnight to my football.
404
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,745
Hey! You're not Moose!
405
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:27,884
What's going on here?
406
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,540
Yeah, I can see you.
407
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,205
Todd did it.
408
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,669
[Todd laughing]
409
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,710
[Jacobo] Not so fast!
410
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,579
-How did you find me here?
-At the river?
411
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,667
Huh! As soon as I saw the football gone,
412
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,080
I knew you'd try to take it
to international waters,
413
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,536
sell it to pirates and use the money
to build a huge phaser-tag theme park,
414
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,875
which you'd let everyone except me use.
415
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,329
[all laughing]
416
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,327
Poor, predictable Todd.
417
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:57,457
-Stay back!
-[thunder rumbles]
418
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,792
You don't know
what I'm capable of right now.
419
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,415
The jig is up, Todd.
420
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,880
Just put the ball down, and we'll pretend
this whole thing never happened.
421
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,539
No way, man!
I'll drop this ball!
422
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,165
If I can't have it, nobody can!
423
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,330
-You're bluffing!
-Try me!
424
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,955
[both grunting]
425
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,705
Whoa!
426
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:23,882
[grunts]
427
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,126
Huh?
428
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,955
[both grunting]
429
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,828
Uhh...
430
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,210
[both] No!
431
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,714
What have we done?
432
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,002
[Carson] You let that ball
get in the way of your friendship.
433
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,075
Hi! I'm superstar quarterback
Carson Palmer.
434
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,326
[both] We know.
435
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,327
What are you doing out here?
436
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,577
I, uh, pick up trash by the highway
on my days off.
437
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,630
Pretty cool, huh?
438
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,668
Boys, your situation's
a lot like the time
439
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,540
I threw six touchdowns to win
my first league championship.
440
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,035
How is it like that?
441
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,245
Well, OK.
I guess it's not like that at all.
442
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,833
But even so, I hope you learned
a valuable lesson from all of this.
443
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,827
No silly ball is worth more
than your friendship.
444
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,457
He's right, Todd.
445
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,882
We spent all this time
fighting over that ball,
446
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,419
and now neither of us has it.
447
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,330
Sorry I got so jealous.
448
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:23,417
And I'm sorry I was so stubborn.
449
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,380
-Friends?
-Friends.
450
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:31,831
This catfish I caught
done coughed up this here football.
451
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,457
It belong to any of you fellas?
452
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,125
-Uh...
-Uh...
453
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,418
Yoink! Woo-hoo!
[laughs]
454
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,250
So long, suckers!
455
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:45,043
Did Carson Palmer just steal our football?
456
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,535
Yeah. He did.
457
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,040
-Wanna go TP his house?
-Sure!
458
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,165
[Carson]
I heard that!
459
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,830
[both] Aww.
460
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:58,039
[pop music plays]
461
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,285
[announcer] The Fleemco Company presents:
462
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:06,325
superstar quarterbackCarson Palmer on humility.
463
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:09,287
Humility means being modest
about your accomplishments.
464
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,575
Like in this episode...
465
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,747
I didn't insist they mention
466
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,834
that I was the number one draft pick,
or that I won the Heisman.
467
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,247
No, sir, you won't hear
that kind of boasting from me,
468
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,423
superstar quarterback Carson Palmer.
469
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:26,210
[announcer] This has been superstarquarterback Carson Palmer on humility.
470
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,328
[Carson]
Good one, Carson.
471
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:30,877
[chuckles] Good one.
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