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[theme music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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[commercial narrator]
You sometimes wonderwho you related to?
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-Are you my dad?
-Uh, no.
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[commercial narrator]
Where you from?
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Are you my dad?
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[commercial narrator]
Who you is?
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Are you my dad?
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Well, here at DNA A-Ok,
we tell you those thingies
with science.
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Maybe you cow.
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Maybe this dude you cousin.
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Maybe me son not mine.
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Who knows?
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Me. Me know.
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With just single drop
of saliva...
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[dinosaur roars]
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...we take sample
of you DNA,
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tell you all
you wanna know.
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Wow!
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So come on down to DNA A-Ok!
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Learn you heritage, today!
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[voice over] Results takesix to seven weeks.
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[gasps]
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Are you sure
about this, Yogi?
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It looks kinda sketchy.
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Are you kidding?
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We're gonna learn all about
our roots!
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You know I bet I'm related
to some of the great bears
of history.
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Maybe I'm anincredible scientistlike Albear Einstein.
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Or a natural leader likeBearbraham Lincoln
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You see, Boo Boo,
we stand on the shoulders
of the great bears of history
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I wonder
who I'm related to.
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[gasps] Yogi, what if
it turns out that you're
secretly my father
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and I'm secretly your son?
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Or I'm your father?
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Boo Boo, with genetics,
anything is possible!
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Wow!
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And this DNA information,
it stays private, yes?
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It doesn't get shared with
the police?
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-[thuds]
-My turn!
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No worry, this no hurt.
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Why would it hurt...
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You'll get your
test results soon.
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Hurray!
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I know bounce houses are
supposed to be just for kids,
but I just couldn't help it!
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The good news is that
we have the magic of
modern surgical technology.
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-Doctor Yogi, I need
three CC's of...
-[banging on wall]
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Here you test results
and good day.
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Oh, great, two giant holes
in my sterile operating room.
Cool, cool.
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At last!
The results of my DNA test!
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What? 98% cat?
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Everything I ever knew
about myself was wrong!
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Well, I guess I can't
have these anymore.
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What are you doing?
You could be a cat
and still be a doctor, Yogi.
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You're so sweet to say so.
But everything I've ever
known is a lie.
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But you're the world's
greatest doctor.
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It says so right here
on your mug.
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That mug is a liar!
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Again, you could be a cat
and still be a doctor.
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And you can't just leave!
The three of us are a team.
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It's out of my hands.
If I can't be a doctor...
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And you definitely can.
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...then I'm going
to be the best cat
there ever was. [sobs]
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Yogi, wait! Where are you
even going?
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And how?
We're on the fourth floor.
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Meow! Hmm.
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I just don't get
how to be a cat.
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[Top Cat] Oh, Mr. J. Wimple
Dimple, I really cannot
thank you enough.
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Now we can afford to pay for
surgery for all the orphans.
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Every time
I use my new brain,
I'll think of you.
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Ugh, don't touch me.
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Just take this money so
I don't have to keep
looking at you.
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[all] Ha!
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Cats! Just like me!
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[all chuckling]
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Meow, feline compatriots!
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-Intruder!
-Cats! Fighting stance!
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Hiya!
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Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not an intruder!
I'm a cat too!
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Huh? What do you mean?
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Here, I just found out.
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Ninety-eight percent cat? Hmm.
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There's no way this guy's
a cat, TC. Look at him,
he's hideous.
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Yeah, and these
DNA tests aren't
always accurate.
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My sister Chugga Chugga
took one and it said
she was part helicopter.
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How is your sister anyway?
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She's still in hiding after
stealing that cruise ship.
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Please! Being a cat
is all I have left! You have
to teach me your ways!
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Hmm... Well I've
never been one to leave
a fellow feline hanging.
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We'll teach you how to
be a cat.
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But you gotta pay your dues
to the cat guild.
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One hundred bucks.
It's standard.
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I only have $500.
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Okay, deal.
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Hurray!
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[coins clinking]
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Meow.
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So what do we do now?
Eat lasagna?
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Talk about how we hate Mondays?
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Do the thing where we put
a whole fish in our mouth
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and pull out just the skeleton?
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Oh, Heaven forbid, no.
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Those things
are just stereotypes.
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The ABCs of being
a cat are as follows:
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Always Be Coming
up with a scam.
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Ah, yes. Hmm... Mmm-hmm.
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The first thing you do
is identify a mark.
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A mark has
something you want.
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Your job is to
get that something
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with a little
creative thinking.
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Now use your cat instincts
to find a mark.
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Hmm. Instincts.
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[Yogi] Where are
you, Marcus?
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Ah, what about him?
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Oh, I like! Now go
do your cat thing. Scam him.
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Are you sure about this, TC?
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Well, the paper says
he's a cat.
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So I'm sure with
a little practice he'll be
pulling scams in no time...
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Oh, no, he's just
giving the guy money.
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Yogi, you were
supposed to scam him.
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What you did was
just regular commerce.
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But at this price,
they are a scam!
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-[gulps]
-Look, no worries, catman.
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Just pay me more dues
and we can try again.
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Okay!
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Uh oh! I hope
I don't slip and fall
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and get a bunch
of insurance money!
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Oops! Argh!
Oh, no, bees!
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[screaming]
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[comical instrumental
music playing]
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Excuse me, waitress.
There is a man in my food.
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I believe I'm entitled
to a free meal.
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[grunts]
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Bonjour!I am a prince
from a faraway land!
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Give me your
bank information!
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Sheesh. This kitty cat stuff
is harder than I thought.
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Yogi! There you are!
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We need you back
at the hospital ASAP!
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I've got my hands full
and heaven knows
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Boo-Boo is no surgeon!
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I'm being sued
for malpractice!
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No can do.
I told you guys, I'm a cat.
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I gotta focus on cat things.
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Please come back, Yogi.
We need you.
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Look! I made you
this nice picnic basket.
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[sniffing]
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Oh, that's good... No!
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I'm a cat now!
You can't take me away
from my new family!
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What's my name?
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Uh... I wanna say purple shirt?
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[groans]
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Hey, I still believe you're
just a big glandular cat!
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Just pay me some more dues
and we can keep on trying.
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My wallet's empty.
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Ah, well, cat life
isn't for everyone.
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No, no, no!
I'm gonna show you guys
that I'm a cat.
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I refuse to let you down.
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I've got an idea.
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[mellow music playing]
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Bounce house?
Kids don't have any money.
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That's why this is
a bounce house for adults.
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See, we send out flyers
advertising a fancy,
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black-tie,
bounce house soiree.
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Then once they'rebouncing, their cashand valuables will be
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flying out of their pockets,and we'll be there
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to collect it!
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Excellent plan.
Glad I thought of it.
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[cheerful music playing]
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Finally, a bounce house
just for me.
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Welcome to the
VIP Bounce House
Experience, monsieur.
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Oh!
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Well, Yogi,
I had my doubts
about you being a cat,
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but it takes a true
feline brain to pull off
a heist like this.
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Nobody thought
I was a cat.
Look at me now!
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Meow Meow! Meow!
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Uh...
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[all screaming]
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Uh-oh.
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[screaming continues]
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Wow! I'm riding a bike!
I don't know what I was
so scared of.
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[screaming continues]
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Oh, no! If I don't mash
all these potatoes
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by the end of the day,
I'm gonna lose my job!
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[screaming continues]
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And with the recent
demolishing of that
dangerous skate park,
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I can now declare
Jellystone is the
13th safest city in the county.
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[all cheering]
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[boos]
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[screaming continues]
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Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo.
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, uh... Oop.
Yep... And... parked.
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Oh, no!
These people are suffering
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from a critical case
of bounce-a-tosis!
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This is too big a job
for just two responders!
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Oh, what am I gonna do,
what am I gonna do, meow?
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[Cindy] We need
another doctor!
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Someone with a green hat
and tie, perhaps?
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What do I do, picnic basket?
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Come on, buddy. We need you!
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Yeah, Yogi! It doesn't
matter what animal
you are. We're a team!
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Also, you should
think of refrigerating
these picnic basket.
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There's like mayo
and stuff in here.
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Just focus on triage, Boo Boo.
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We're gonna have to pick
winners and losers.
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Am I gonna be alright, Doc?
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Of course you are.
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[whispering] Notify
his next of kin.
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[Yogi] Not quite yet.
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[triumphant music playing]
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[Boo Boo] Yogi!
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Ah, this kitty-cat's
here to doctor!
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Hu-wah!
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[triumphant music playing]
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Thank you Yogi. You know,
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I want you to know
that I don't care
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if you can't pull off
any scams.
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You're a good man
and I'm proud to call you
a fellow cat.
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Aw, that really means a lot.
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Well, off you go.
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[stretcher crashes]
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Thanks for all
your help, Yogi.
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Even though everything that
went wrong today was
your fault in the first place.
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I think you'll be
needing this, Doctor.
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Ah, thanks guys.
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You know, shockingly, turns out
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I can be a cat and a doctor.
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Who could've
possibly guessed?
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[Cindy scoffs]
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[tires screeching]
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Me make mistake.
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Had you wrong test results.
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So you mean
I'm a bear after all?
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No. You an alligator.
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Wow!
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Father?
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[gushing] Son!
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[both giggling]
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This best part of job.
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Uh... Eh, whatever.
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[both laughing]
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[both] Yeah!
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