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(heroic music)
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Hey, Hulkarinos.Yeah, we are still wanted fugitives,
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but life on the run doesn't have to beall bummer all the time.
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Look, we're having a Hulk-sizedweenie roast.
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(sizzling)
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Dude, you're gonna
burn yours, like always.
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-I know what I'm doing.
-Stubborn.
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I heard that.
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-(Devil Dinosaur grunts)
-(Skaar munching)
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Skaar want more. Skaar want more now.
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Yeesh! Learn some patience, already.
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You're worse than the lizard, here.
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Aw, leave him alone, Shulkie.
You ain't so perfect yourself.
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At least I'm more perfect than you.
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See, that's your flaw, right there.
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You're too competitive.
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So what? Everybody's got flaws.
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Except me, of course. I am perfect.
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Yeah, a perfect egomaniac.
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(growls)
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Not to mention that
hot-headed temper of yours. Whoa!
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Well, your flaw, Jones,
is you can't stop flapping your yap.
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A-Bomb: I got a lot to say. Get off of me!
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-(all speaking indistinctly)
-Break it up, boys.
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No, stop it, stop it.
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Can't we all get along for one night
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-without smashing each other?
-(clamoring)
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(grunts)
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That's it! I'm gonna make
this team cooperate
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if it's the last thing I do!
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All: Stubborn.
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What, you think that's my flaw?
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That...
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and you can't cook.
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I'm not stubborn. I'm just not a quitter.
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Why should I give up when I don't have to?
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(radio static)
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A-Bomb:
Well, it's my S.H.I.E.L.D. scanner.
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I synced it to my tablet
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in case any reports come in on The Leader.
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Mayday! Mayday! This is Nick Fury
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with an all-points distress call.
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The Tri-Carrier is under attack.
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I am ordering all personnel to evacuate.
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-(thudding)
-(Fury struggling)
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Who could hit S.H.I.E.L.D. so hard
they'd be forced on the run?
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We need to get up there and help.
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Wait, no. It can't be.
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(roaring)
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It's us!
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(theme music)
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She-Hulk:
Hulks to S.H.I.E.L.D. Tri-Carrier,
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this is S.M.A.S.H.
Jump Jet incoming, over.
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Fury, do you read?
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Does someone wanna tell me
why we're headed toward the guys
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that want to lock us up
and throw away the key?
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'Cause whoever's impersonating us
has access to a flying fortress
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that can level an entire city.
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Either that, or the whole
fake-us attack footage was a fake,
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and we're walking right into a trap.
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Hulk: There go the escape pods.
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If it is a trap,
they did a Hulk's worth of damage
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to make it look real.
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(all grunting)
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Well, defenses are still active.
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Hang on, I'm going in.
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Red Hulk: Watch it, Shulkie.
You're gonna crash us, as usual.
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Want to have a piloting contest?
Oh, it's on.
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Sit down, Red.
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Time for Skaar to buckle up.
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Red Hulk: She's coming in too hot.
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(grunts) Out of the way.
Let me drive. Ah, come on!
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Only one too hot around here is you,
lobster face.
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Will you two knock it off?
This ain't another competition.
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Uh, guys, maybe this isn't
the best time to be arguing.
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Both: Quit your yapping, motor-mouth.
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-(alarm blaring)
-Both: See what you did?
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(growls)
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A-Bomb: Well, we're definitely
going down, now.
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Abandon Jet!
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Hulk: I'm not giving up the Jet.
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This is no time to be stubborn.
We need to bail.
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Skaar bail.
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Hulk: I can do this. Hold together, baby.
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Wait. You're gonna need
a rocket-board, kneejerk.
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A-Bomb: Whew!
That was close, but we made it.
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Hulk: But now we're gonna need a new ride.
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She-Hulk: Guess everyone bugged out.
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(laser guns firing)
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A-Bomb: Not everyone.
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-(glass shattering)
-(roaring)
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Fury, what happened here?
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You monsters are too slow.
I'm all that's left.
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You'll never get control of this ship.
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(groans)
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A-Bomb: But it wasn't us!
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We're innocent.
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Forget it, he's out cold.
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Red Hulk:
Whoever's impersonating us is gone.
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Hulk: How's he doing, Jen?
Gonna pull through?
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(beeping)
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She-Hulk: It's just a mild concussion,
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but it'll be a while before he can tell us
what went down here.
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Red Hulk: So maybe his security cameras
can do the talking for him.
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(beeping)
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Display all Hulk-related footage
from the last 24 hours.
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Hulk: Abomination!
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General Blonsky reporting...
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with prisoners.
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Scaly man. Skaar slash! (grunts)
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Easy, Shaggy. It's just a hologram.
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(Skaar groans)
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(sighs) Impulsive as ever.
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(alarm blaring)
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Tri-Carrier computer:
Initiating replay of 0800 hours.
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Hulks brought on board Tri-Carrierin the custody of Army personnel.
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Red Hulk: Well, that definitely wasn't us.
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Skaar slash... Skaar?
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I did your job for you, Fury.
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All five Hulks apprehended
single-handedly.
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(groans) Can you believe this?
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I know, right?
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Can you imagine the webcast
I could do with this tech?
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"Hulk, and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.,
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in fully immersive, interactive 3-D!"
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Abomination: If you need me,
I'll be at the White House
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collecting my medal from the President.
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Didn't know they gave out medals
for capturing phony Hulks.
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Something tells me Abomination was
after more than a hunk of tin.
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Red, switch to the detention deck
and fast-forward a few hours.
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Tri-Carrier computer:
Initiating replay of 0900 hours.
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No way these cheap knockoffs
were strong enough
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to break out of those fishbowls.
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Even we're not strong enough
to break out of those fishbowls.
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Speak for yourself, kid.
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(growls)
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Tri-Carrier computer: Warning,threat level one escape in progress.
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All security to the detention sector.
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A-Bomb: Pretty convincing knock-offs.
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What are you talking about?
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Your twin didn't yammer on enough
to convince me.
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Yeah, well, your twin was hot-headed
enough to convince me.
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(crashing)
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That is some sick,
interactive 3-D right there.
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The real me ain't dumb enough
to bust out of the stockade
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then charge right back in.
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(groans)
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These aren't holograms. This is real!
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A-Bomb: Dude, they are exactly like us.
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Red Hulk: Let's get those fakers.
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(grunting)
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Unless they get us first.
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(growls)
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Red Hulk: Here they come.
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What are those things?
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Whatever they are, they're strong as us.
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Gotta lead them away from Fury.
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Everyone, pick a partner and smash.
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Fake Hulk: Hulk, smash!
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Fake A-Bomb: A-Bomb's away!
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Oh, you wanna play some A-Bomb b-ball?
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Prepare to get schooled, poser.
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-Fake Skaar: Skaar slash!
-Skaar: Skaar slash more!
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Fake Skaar: Skaar slash!
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Fake She-Hulk: Oh, it's on.
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Wait, do I really say that?
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(grunts)
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Fake Red Hulk: Here's Red in your eye.
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They got our lines, our moves,
and our muscles.
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Fake A-Bomb: A-Bomb's away.
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A-Bomb: Wait, you look like me,
so your momma would probably
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look like my momma, so...
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-Oh, that doesn't...
-(thwacks)
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-(crashing)
-(cat yowls)
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Skaar: A-Bomb talk too much.
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-No, sword! (grunts)
-(gas splattering)
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Don't get stuck in airplane.
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(grunts) Skaar need sword to slash, now!
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Skaar, look out! (groans)
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(groaning)
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(sword clanks)
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Skaar got sword back.
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That's what you get for leaping
before you look, nature boy.
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-(Red Hulk groans)
-Here's Red in your eye!
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Red Hulk: You lousy pretender.
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Get this through your thick, fake skull.
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Nobody gets the drop
on the one and only original me!
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Especially not some two-bit clone.
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(Red Hulk grunting)
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(yelling) I hate clones!
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(crashing)
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Hulk, smash!
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Ah, smash this.
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(roaring)
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(groaning)
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(crashing)
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(grunts)
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Where are you? What are you?
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Premise. How does one defeat monsters?
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Conclusion. By building better monsters,
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hence these dopplesmashers.
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Leader. Should have known.
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You also should have known
that all the time
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you behemoths kept me prisoner,
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I was studying all your flaws, foibles,
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and idiosyncrasies.
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The Leader: Abomination was
kind enough to procure
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these S.H.I.E.L.D. Life-Model Decoys,
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which I programmed
to exploit those very flaws.
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(grunts)
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Then we'll just swap dance partners.
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Red Hulk: Do-si-do, dog-boy!
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(growls) Faker!
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(grunting)
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Whoa!
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(thuds)
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The Leader: Brilliant, Hulk,
except I saw it coming a mile away.
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Dopplesmashers.
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You pathetic ogres, so predictable,
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so easily distractible.
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Uh, anybody see my double?
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Oh, it's on.
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(crashes)
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(all shrieking)
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-Grab on!
-(all grunting)
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Hulk: Hang on, Smashers. I'll pull us up.
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Tri-Carrier computer:
Warning, weapons activated.
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Red Hulk: Uh-oh, that's not good.
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Tri-Carrier computer: Target acquired.
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Why are they aiming at a mountain?
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That ain't just any mountain, kid.
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Red Hulk: That's Cheyenne mountain,
as in NORAD headquarters.
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The control base for all
of the army's nuclear missiles.
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Let me guess, Leader and Abomination
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want to nuke the nukesand trigger World War III.
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Then they'll take over what's left.
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Oh, and blame usfor starting the whole mess.
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And he calls us predictable.
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None of this would have happened
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if you weren't such a pig-head, Greenie.
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Well, better a pig-head than a hot-head.
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There you go,
running your mouth again, Rick.
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Skaar want patience.
Skaar want patience now!
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Enough!
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Forget our weaknesses,
and focus on our strengths.
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We're a team.
Now pipe down and start swinging.
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Stubborn to the end.
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I heard that!
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(all grunting)
250
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,630
(alarm buzzing)
251
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,169
Tri-Carrier computer:
Warning, Tri-Carrier on collision course.
252
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,170
Impact in T-minus five minutes.
253
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,040
(loud thudding)
254
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,713
(crashes)
255
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:39,002
Now, let's show them how a team smashes.
256
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,666
Red Hulk: Here they come.
257
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,955
(splattering)
258
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,628
(Fake Hulk grunts)
259
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:53,289
Oopsie-daisy, Nick. Aha!
260
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,415
This looks like a good hiding place.
261
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,834
Yeah, he'll thank me later.
262
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,167
(grunting) If he doesn't put you
in front of a firing squad first.
263
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,250
Fake Red Hulk: Here's Red in your eye.
264
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,921
Here's green at your back.
265
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,292
Oh, it's on.
266
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:18,705
Looks like the morphing metal bot
can't decide who to smash.
267
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,923
But we can.
268
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,285
Step one, soften him up. Step two...
269
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,245
Hulk's team smash!
270
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,080
Skaar: Oh, looky.
271
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,746
Tech-mo-lo-budgy hiding inside goo.
272
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,794
(thudding)
273
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,785
Looks like we ain't
the only ones teaming up.
274
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,040
They're all over, Greenie.
275
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,537
-Fake She-Hulk: It's on.
-Hulk: Get off of me!
276
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:59,080
Hulk: Hulk smash fake Hulks! (grunts)
277
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,420
-Hulk, smash!
-Uh, you can stop now, big guy.
278
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:11,289
If these things were just liquid metal,
what was powering them?
279
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,667
Watch it, Jones.
That's a portable gamma reactor.
280
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,580
-Ew! Sorry, I asked.
-(crashing)
281
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:20,707
Oh, figures.
Leader always has a back-up plan.
282
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,792
And that's enough radiation
to set off World War III.
283
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,205
But I don't want to live
in a post-apocalyptic wasteland
284
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,251
with giant mutant cockroaches.
285
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,883
Quit your yammering, Jones.
286
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,879
The reactors are completely harmless.
287
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,209
Unless...
288
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,211
(reactors powering up)
289
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,674
(beeping)
290
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,916
Unless they're set to explode.
291
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,080
(beeping)
292
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,752
Skaar slash blinky boxes.
293
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:50,754
She-Hulk: Bad idea,
294
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:54,134
unless you want to turn
blinky boxes into boom boxes.
295
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,708
Please tell me you can disarm them.
296
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,212
'Course I can.
297
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,671
(beeping)
298
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,170
(Red Hulk groans)
299
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:04,042
Just not in four minutes, 45 seconds.
300
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,415
Then we'll have to make sure
301
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,420
they blow up outside
of Earth's atmosphere.
302
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,170
How? This ain't no missile silo.
303
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,290
What about the Hulk containment chambers?
304
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,575
Got rockets on 'em to shoot us into space
305
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,287
in case we got too frisky.
306
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,165
So, what are we waiting for?
Let's load 'em and launch 'em.
307
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,040
(mechanical whirring)
308
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,920
A-Bomb: Oh, seriously?
309
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,960
Who puts robo-legs on gamma reactors?
310
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:30,882
(Skaar giggles)
311
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,705
That would be me.
312
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,792
However, runaway reactors
313
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,495
are about to become
the least of your problems.
314
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:42,417
The Leader: I had my dopplesmashers
program the Tri-Carrier
315
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:46,380
to crash into the NORAD nuclear bunker
as a failsafe.
316
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:51,957
You see, unlike yourselves,
my plan is flawless.
317
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,581
She-Hulk: You know what your flaw is?
318
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,827
(grunts) You talk too much.
319
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,917
-Like A-Bomb.
-Hey!
320
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,750
Hulk: Jen, take the helm.
321
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,794
We'll round up the reactors.
322
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,455
I've never flown anything this big.
323
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,882
You mean crashed anything this big.
324
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:07,919
She-Hulk: That's it.
325
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,750
I'm done competing with you
and your swelled red head.
326
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,424
You wanna fly this crate, be my guest.
327
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,580
Uh, no. No, I'm good.
328
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,827
Well, then,
go make yourself useful, General.
329
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,669
(metal clangs)
330
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,420
(frizzles)
331
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,827
Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut.
332
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,707
Huh, who knew?
333
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,785
Skaar... (sniffing)
334
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,461
Skaar: Not slash.
335
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,381
(grunts)
336
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,035
Skaar patient.
337
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,375
(crashes)
338
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:51,252
Hulk: You're not getting away from me.
339
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,461
(groans) I see you.
340
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:55,502
(grunts)
341
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,789
I'm gonna smash all of ya.
342
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,831
Huh? Hmm.
343
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,421
Gotcha!
344
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,075
I know,
345
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,666
I should have just locked 'em upin the first place.
346
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,923
Maybe I am a little stubborn.
347
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,538
Whatever you boys are doing, do it fast.
348
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,495
I can't hold this million-ton bird
in the air much longer.
349
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,377
Red Hulk: Working on it, Shulkie.
350
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,458
-Red Hulk: Move it, troops.
-A-Bomb: Bombs away.
351
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:32,462
You know, because they're bombs?
352
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,172
Incoming.
353
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,710
(metal clatters)
354
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,375
(beeping)
355
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,665
Okay, Red. Start the launch.
356
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,210
(grunts) I'm locked out of the system.
357
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,791
Oh, right. My bad.
358
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,710
-Jones. Big dummy.
-(beeps)
359
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,672
Tri-Carrier computer:
Purge sequence initiated.
360
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,040
(beeping)
361
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,285
(explosion)
362
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,502
-Yes!
-Oh, yeah!
363
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,673
-Outstanding.
-Skaar like!
364
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,418
A-Bomb: Okay, that can't be good.
365
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,955
I can't pull up in time. Need more power.
366
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,421
Get to your rocket-boards, now!
367
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,580
(grunts) Hulks are the strongest there is.
368
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,997
A-Bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
369
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,042
(laughs) Lucky you got me around.
370
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,325
Oh-ho, still the one-and-only Smashers.
371
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,787
Skaar: Yeah, Hulks!
372
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,881
(all grunting)
373
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,169
-Hulk: Jen!
-(circuits crackling)
374
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,920
-(Skaar sniffing) Jen?
-(She-Hulk coughing)
375
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,291
Jen?
376
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,251
Any landing you can walk away from.
377
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,497
Dude, you were epic.
378
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,923
Jen rocks.
379
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,500
Technically, crash-landing
is still a crash, Shulkie.
380
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,041
Ow!
381
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,831
Oh, think you could have done better,
tomato face?
382
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,747
And you call me the hot-head.
383
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,834
Oh, you two. (sighs)
384
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,375
Abomination: Attention, Hulks!
385
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,205
Surrender yourselves now.
386
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,833
We have you surrounded.
387
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,917
She-Hulk: I'm guessing
they're not here to thank us.
388
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,580
Fury: You monsters
are in a world of trouble.
389
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,003
Oh, he's definitely not here to thank me.
390
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,960
What's it gonna be, Hulks?
391
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,751
Skaar slash.
392
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,754
Not this time, Shaggy.
393
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,634
First, I wanna talk to my lawyer.
394
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,249
We're innocent.
395
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,543
You got no authority over me, Fury.
396
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,455
I'm a general.
You're a director, whatever that is.
397
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,962
I outrank you.
398
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,921
(footsteps clanking)
399
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,290
A-Bomb: Hulk-Busters.
400
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,535
Red Hulk: At least we'll go down fighting.
401
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,498
No.
402
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,500
Hulk: I give up.
403
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,884
We surrender.
404
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:25,382
-Say what, now?
-Now is the time to be stubborn, Hulk.
405
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,375
No, it's not.
406
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,955
Take 'em down.
407
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,583
-(grunts)
-(electricity zaps)
408
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,250
Fury, the truth will come out.
409
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,705
(helicopter whirring)
410
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,581
Hmm.
411
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,294
A-Bomb: I can't believe it.
We're going along quietly?
412
00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:00,377
-A-Bomb: We never go along quietly.
-(laughs)
413
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:04,078
You know we can bust out
any time we want, Blonsky.
414
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:07,626
Yeah, but we're gonna play
this one by the book.
415
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,960
Nobody's perfect.
416
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,921
Me and my team have flaws,
417
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,790
but we always do the right thing,
418
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,173
or at least try to,
419
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,003
and we're gonna keep trying.
420
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,745
Hulk out.
421
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,458
(closing theme music)
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