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And finally, your name tag.
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Now, the Cloud 9 manual says
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that this is made out
of polyvinyl chloride,
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but I say it's made
out of honesty, hard work,
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those elderly shoppers' smiles...
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Glen, can we hurry this up?
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Not to be rude, but this
means nothing to me.
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Wow, my son... a Cloud 9 employee.
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We're a dynasty
like Billy Ray and Miley.
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And he was my foster child.
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It's like God's been engraving
this name tag for you
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since the day you were born.
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Dude, you just touched my nipple.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I...
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thought I had more clearance,
but it is cold in here.
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Oh, my God, showtime.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
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Excuse me, do you sell cat carriers?
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- Um...
- Mateo, get this.
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It's Tony's first customer.
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Ooh, maybe we can get one
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where the customer's making a complaint
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and Tony's like, "Oh, brother."
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Sorry, it's just that my cat's
in a duffel bag in the car.
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Okay, I think we have enough photos.
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Mateo, this is important.
It's Tony's first day.
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I mean, what if he makes
a scrapbook for this job?
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What's he gonna put on page one?
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Seriously, I just need...
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Sir, you are ruining this moment.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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Thinking about getting into camping,
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but possums kinda freak me out.
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Dina and I almost kissed yesterday.
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What?
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I mean, nothing happened.
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There was no lip collision.
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But there was definitely
a swerve to miss situation.
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Is she still with Brian?
Did something happen?
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Are they having issues?
Wait, is she into you?
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Oh, two questions per breath.
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And I already told you,
nothing happened.
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Well, then why did you bring it up?
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That's how conversation works.
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Hey, Jonah. You ready
to start training Tony?
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Sure am. Sup, Tony?
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- You excited to work at Cloud 9?
- Yeah, it's cool.
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Uh, yeah, it's about to get real cool
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like, uh, "Brr, grab some extra socks."
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We're restocking
refrigerated items.
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- Oh, do I need extra socks?
- No, it's not that bad.
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Here, I made him a roast beef sandwich.
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Mom, come on.
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If he doesn't eat every 45 minutes,
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he turns into a real grumpasaurus.
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Oh, and you have my number
if you need it, right?
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Yeah, or I could just wave over to you
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since we work in the same store.
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Sorry, just a little nervous.
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Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye, Tony.
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- Sure you're gonna be okay?
- Mom!
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I'm gonna play both of my reversies
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and send it back to Sayid.
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- Oh!
- Oh, yuck.
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Dang, that's cold.
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Sayid, you're on bathroom duty
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unless you want to use your Skip Stone,
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but just remember, you won't
get another one until next month.
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Hey, Chey. Glen wants me
to decorate Tony's locker.
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What are straight teenage boys into?
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Paintball and body spray?
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Just a second. I'm in the
middle of shift assignments.
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- Sayid?
- I'm using my stone, baby.
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Yes! Okay.
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Mateo, the locker
is gonna have to wait.
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I forgot my lunch, so could
you get me a tuna salad pita
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but roll it up so that it looks
like an ice cream cone?
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Uh, yep.
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You see what I'm going for?
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The tuna scoop is the ice cream.
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- I understand and I am on it.
- Okay.
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Because this is my job.
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"Men, Women, & Children." Boom!
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- Wait, wait, um...
- Sorry, Justine.
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Isaac was able to name more
Timothée Chalamet movies,
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so he's on Softlines.
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Suck it, Justine. Call me by your name.
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All right. Great game, everybody.
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Now go make that paper!
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Hey, when you were floor supervisor,
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did Elias always ask to
work in greeting cards?
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Yeah. Don't let him.
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He reads all the cards out loud
and adds the words "in bed."
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It literally never works.
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Ugh. Okay, thanks.
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Any other pro tips, let me know.
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Oh, really? Well, happy to help.
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I actually miss being floor supervisor.
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Thanks to ICE,
now the only job I can get
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is making sure Glenn's healthy
meals look like ice cream.
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Oh, that sucks.
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You know you can do that with sushi?
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A ball of crab on a hand roll.
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Come on, give me some credit.
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Oh, hey. Dina, what's up?
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Uh, you see the moon last night?
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I'm not sure what phase it was.
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Probably like the middle
or something like...
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It was waning gibbous, but
can we talk about yesterday?
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Yeah, totally. Um...
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hey, I'm really sorry about that.
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It just doesn't make sense.
I mean, I'm crazy about Brian.
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And I was up all night
last night thinking about it.
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"Why did this happen? Am I a bad person?
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Did Garrett use some kind
of seduction pheromones?"
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And is that the one you landed on?
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No, no. I finally realized
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I think this is because
Brian has been away a lot.
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He's been helping out at some
understaffed animal sanctuaries,
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so I think I've just been
really lonely.
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I get that.
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I mean, I'm in a weird
head space these days, too.
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I mean, Zoom dating is basically
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interviewing somebody
while judging their wall art.
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Mm. I guess you gotta keep
your hands in frame, right?
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Otherwise the other
person's gonna think
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- you're touching yourself.
- What?
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No, I usually... I keep 'em...
are people thinking that?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Anyway, what happened yesterday
didn't mean anything.
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It was just two old horndogs
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lifting their leg at a familiar tree.
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Not how I would've said it, but yes.
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I guess that's what it was. Case closed.
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Okay.
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So I'm just gonna call Brian
and tell him everything.
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What? Wait, no, you said case closed.
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The... the case is closed.
You can't reopen the case.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, all right, love
the energy, great job,
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but you actually have
to unwrap the plastic
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and separate the boxes
before you shelf them.
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Oh. Then why'd you say great job?
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I... don't know.
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Also there's an F on the pallet here.
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Do you know what that stands for?
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, no, not that.
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Um, mostly because why would it?
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Uh, the F stands for frozen,
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so that means you gotta
put those in the freezer,
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not the refrigerator.
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Whoa, Tony.
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Looks like you got the cool teacher.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Hey, kids.
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Put your books down, we're
having class outside today.
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No, no, no, no, we actually
have to stock those.
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All right, I'm gonna go
before you bust out the guitar.
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- Yeah.
- I'll see you at lunch.
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All right, I'll see ya.
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Dude, she wants your nuts.
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- Sorry?
- She's totally into you.
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Oh, no. She's just being friendly.
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I mean, we talk politics at lunch,
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but that's just mostly because
she's the only person here
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who doesn't get her news
from all-caps Facebook posts.
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I'm telling you,
she was thirsty for it.
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- You gotta quench.
- Huh.
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Well, I guess she
could've been flirting
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with me and I didn't pick up on it.
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Been a while since I've been
single and these are new jeans.
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Oops.
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Oh, well. Five second rule, right?
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Uh, n-no.
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Everybody wants a cart, but not me.
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I'm a basket guy.
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Because you come up
to a narrow space with a cart,
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you're stuck.
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But me? I'm just Neo from "The Matrix"
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and I'm just like, "Whoa,"
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bullet time my way all the way
through, you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, but what if you can't
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fit everything you need in a basket?
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Oh, yeah. I thought about that.
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Two baskets, oh.
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Oh, Brian.
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Oh, hey, Ken, uh...
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Could you tell me more
about that two basket thing?
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Dude, now everybody knows.
Can't tell you nothing.
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Good day.
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Brian, wow, cool.
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Uh, have you talked to Dina yet?
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I did talk to Dina, yes.
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Brian, great. I'm so glad you're here.
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- Garrett, we have big news.
- Oh.
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Dina and I have talked
and we've decided...
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We're gonna have an open relationship!
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What?
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You're gonna be our side piece.
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- Yeah.
- Well, you know,
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technically, I think he'd
just be your side piece.
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Well, what's my side
piece is your side piece.
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Shut up.
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So I'll be going to a wildlife sanctuary
in Wisconsin for three months
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and that's a long time to
go without physical intimacy
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and I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex.
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He can never get
the camera angle right.
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It's always all forehead or foreskin.
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Okay, I get it.
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This is really the
best solution for you?
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Hey, it's new territory for me, too,
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but I've tried a lot of
new stuff because of Dina.
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You know, before I met her,
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I had never canned anything.
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And you just make sense
since we have history.
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You've really thought this out.
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Yeah, sure have.
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And there's a lot of things
for us to go over with you,
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but I want to make sure it's clear.
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I save the girlfriend stuff
for this guy, okay?
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That means no sleepovers,
no non-sexual kissing,
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and no stargazing unless it's
for navigational purposes.
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Well, that's a lot of rules.
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Feels like I'm buying a gremlin.
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- I don't know what that means.
- I don't either.
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The car?
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Uh, it sounds like a spam account,
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so maybe wait until your lunch
to DM Prince Harry back.
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You're right. I shouldn't
seem so desperate.
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Mm-hmm.
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Another floor supervisor tip: We direct.
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Don't use words like "maybe"
or "I think" with these peons.
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- Okay.
- Before you speak, think,
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"How would an evil queen decree this?"
235
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Ooh, yeah.
236
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And just a couple
other things I thought of.
237
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Oh.
238
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No more campfire games with employees
239
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and no sparkly makeup.
240
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Oh, and don't put unicorn
stickers on your clipboard.
241
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They're unprofessional.
242
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Uh, okay.
243
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But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
244
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Thanks.
245
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Oh, you should probably
change your shoes.
246
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I mean, they're fun but,
247
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it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
248
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Nia's just really cool, you know?
249
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It's the first time I've
actually been kind of excited
250
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about somebody since Amy.
251
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But you do know that there are women
252
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outside of the store, right?
253
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We have the same break today.
254
00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:02,824
I wonder if I should ask her
out to that the Szechuan place.
255
00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:04,240
You know, maybe order
something adventurous
256
00:09:04,241 --> 00:09:06,215
like level ten mapo tofu.
257
00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:07,298
Have a new experience?
258
00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:09,384
Look, man, I'd love to plan
your imaginary date,
259
00:09:09,385 --> 00:09:12,699
but Dina asked me to be part
of her open relationship.
260
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,737
What? Wow. An open relationship?
261
00:09:16,739 --> 00:09:18,958
That's pretty cool, actually, you know?
262
00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:20,333
It's very modern.
263
00:09:20,599 --> 00:09:22,384
Trying to imagine if Nia and I
264
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would ever be the kind of couple that...
265
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Maybe see if she's up for dinner first.
266
00:09:24,785 --> 00:09:25,817
Hey, Garrett.
267
00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:27,660
Can we just keep rolling
through these guidelines?
268
00:09:27,662 --> 00:09:29,959
Brian's got a pug eyeball
reinsertion at 3:00.
269
00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:31,327
Dina, I... I... sorry,
270
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I just gotta say the open
relationship... I'm impressed.
271
00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:35,789
You know, it's very progressive,
272
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very European.
273
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,453
Oh, Jonah. This is awkward,
274
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but we're at capacity
so it's not gonna happen.
275
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I'm so sorry.
276
00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:45,204
But that's not...
277
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all right.
278
00:09:55,044 --> 00:09:56,109
Oh, hey, Jonah.
279
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I want to get your thoughts
on that "Planet Money"
280
00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,440
on the economy of sewage.
281
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,448
You heard it! Ah, that's great.
282
00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,759
Yeah, totally. We're wrapping up here,
283
00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:06,634
so we will jump right into
that sewage soon.
284
00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:09,126
Can't wait.
285
00:10:09,892 --> 00:10:10,990
Uh...
286
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:14,526
hey, buddy, can we pick up
the pace just a little bit?
287
00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:17,762
You know, shift into high
gear before this all melts?
288
00:10:17,974 --> 00:10:19,666
- Totally.
- Great, thank you.
289
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,713
Hey, guys.
290
00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:26,882
How are my chilly willies?
291
00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:28,923
I was actually just telling Tony
292
00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:30,193
that we need to speed up a little bit.
293
00:10:30,199 --> 00:10:31,706
Oh, he's probably hungry again.
294
00:10:31,754 --> 00:10:34,322
Here, go get a snack
from the vending machine.
295
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,417
Can I get Rolos?
296
00:10:35,418 --> 00:10:37,155
Okay, but that's your
sweet for the day.
297
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,553
Yeah, okay.
298
00:10:38,961 --> 00:10:41,495
Uh, Sandra, we're actually very behind
299
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,664
and Tony's having a lot
of trouble with pacing.
300
00:10:43,699 --> 00:10:46,834
Do you think maybe you might be
coddling him just a little bit?
301
00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:50,037
Oh, I see what this is.
302
00:10:50,072 --> 00:10:52,806
Jonah, I still care about you, too.
303
00:10:52,842 --> 00:10:54,808
There is no need to be jealous.
304
00:10:54,844 --> 00:10:56,410
Just because Tony's new
305
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:58,779
and you don't have the best
hair in the store anymore...
306
00:10:58,814 --> 00:11:01,081
Glenn, I'm not jealous, okay?
307
00:11:01,117 --> 00:11:03,250
I just... I want him to learn his job
308
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:05,586
so that his coworkers
don't have to micromanage him.
309
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,088
- Understood, you got it.
- Great.
310
00:11:08,124 --> 00:11:11,558
My special guy..
311
00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:13,027
- Looks so good.
- Hey.
312
00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:14,928
I was walking by Women's Wear
and I happened to see
313
00:11:14,964 --> 00:11:17,431
a couple of pieces
that would be perfect for you.
314
00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:20,968
Wow, they're really... cute?
315
00:11:21,003 --> 00:11:23,837
Uh, anyways, nice job
on this display, Don.
316
00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:24,822
You get a butterfly.
317
00:11:24,824 --> 00:11:25,959
Boop!
318
00:11:26,075 --> 00:11:27,341
Oh, hey.
319
00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:29,877
No biggie, but when I mentioned
no stickers on your clipboard,
320
00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:31,934
I meant, like, no stickers period.
321
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,280
Look, I'm really sorry
322
00:11:33,315 --> 00:11:35,382
that you had to stop being
floor supervisor,
323
00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:38,291
but I just need to do
this my own way, okay?
324
00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:39,961
Okay.
325
00:11:40,335 --> 00:11:42,168
I just figured you'd
want to do the job well
326
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,550
instead of, you know,
327
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,031
having Carol do the worm
to get out of go-backs.
328
00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:48,721
Well, I actually think
I'm doing a really good job.
329
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,458
Yeah, the games and stuff are dorky,
330
00:11:50,505 --> 00:11:51,867
but they help people forget
331
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,696
that their job sucks for a second.
332
00:11:53,698 --> 00:11:54,998
I'm just saying you
might want to listen
333
00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:56,756
to the gold standard floor supervisor.
334
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,337
You weren't even given the job.
335
00:11:58,339 --> 00:12:00,070
You just started saying
that you had it.
336
00:12:00,072 --> 00:12:02,435
At least I was, like,
chosen to do this.
337
00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:04,351
Yeah, because I wasn't eligible, okay?
338
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,224
If they could've had
a professional like me,
339
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,227
they wouldn't have put up with
340
00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:09,201
your rainbow sparkle Hello Kitty crap.
341
00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,996
Oh, okay. We're being honest now?
342
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,552
Well, this morning when you
asked me about your nose pores,
343
00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:15,568
I lied.
344
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,811
They are visible.
345
00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:18,245
You could dunk a basketball in them.
346
00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,216
Sorry about the long bathroom break.
347
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,685
I opened the "Harper's" app and
you know how that story ends.
348
00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:25,157
Oh, hey, Tony, bud,
349
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,223
how come the fudge pops
350
00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:28,068
are not in the freezer?
I told you they're melting.
351
00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,772
I know, but there was
no more room in the freezer.
352
00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:30,955
How could there not be enough room
353
00:12:30,986 --> 00:12:32,352
in the...
354
00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:33,659
To...
355
00:12:33,661 --> 00:12:35,861
Why is there beer in the freezer?
356
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,362
There's not an F on the box.
357
00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:39,611
Uh, ice cold beer? It's, like, a thing.
358
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,681
This is a huge problem, Tony.
359
00:12:42,723 --> 00:12:45,658
- I mean, it's just stuff.
- Our whole job is stuff.
360
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,200
Can't you just...
361
00:12:47,235 --> 00:12:50,350
Listen and follow directions?
362
00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:54,385
I swear, I just want to be done
and go to lunch, you know?
363
00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:55,387
I'm sick of it.
364
00:12:55,457 --> 00:12:57,054
- Oh!
- Oh, oh.
365
00:12:57,131 --> 00:13:00,299
- Oh, dude, you hit me.
- Oh, no.
366
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,832
You're okay, you're okay.
367
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:06,282
You're more surprised than hurt, right?
368
00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:07,982
- Not really.
- Tony?
369
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,485
What's wrong?
Is there something in your eye?
370
00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:10,653
- You want me to blow on it?
- No...
371
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:12,387
- Jonah hit me.
- No, no.
372
00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:15,023
What? How dare you hit my son?
373
00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:16,264
Sandra, I swear...
374
00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:18,426
Does it make you feel like
a big man, hitting a kid?
375
00:13:18,461 --> 00:13:20,762
That's...
376
00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:22,530
all right, Sandra, joke's over.
377
00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:23,699
Most of these people don't get it,
378
00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:25,272
but I do 'cause you're hilarious.
379
00:13:25,312 --> 00:13:27,001
Do I look like I'm laughing?
380
00:13:27,037 --> 00:13:28,436
All right, Tony.
381
00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:30,371
I'll catch you on the flip.
Feel better, buddy.
382
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,987
You touch him again,
I will destroy you.
383
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,510
She's not...
384
00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:37,011
it... we're... we're friends.
385
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:39,147
I threw her an engagement party.
386
00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,616
Don't let Jonah throw
you a party, everyone.
387
00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:43,546
Your kids will pay the price.
388
00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:47,989
I know it's a lot, but
once we get it all sorted out,
389
00:13:48,024 --> 00:13:49,691
I promise it will be fun.
390
00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:51,225
- Will it?
- Yes!
391
00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:52,527
All hangin' and bangin'
392
00:13:52,568 --> 00:13:54,542
and none of that annoying
relationship stuff?
393
00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:57,065
Think about it. If I get into
a fight with my stupid sister,
394
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,232
I'm not gonna bug you with that.
395
00:13:58,268 --> 00:13:59,929
I'm gonna bring that to QB1 here.
396
00:13:59,997 --> 00:14:01,536
That's right. And
I'm gonna be all like,
397
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:05,571
"Dina, your sister's attachment
issues are not your problem."
398
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:06,974
Boom.
399
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,012
Okay.
400
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:09,497
Yeah, I guess.
401
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,422
Here, we got you something.
402
00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:13,982
Wow.
403
00:14:14,303 --> 00:14:15,670
Not sure what I'm supposed
to do with this
404
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,909
since I'm a grown man.
405
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,854
Well, it's actually more
of a demonstration, you know?
406
00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:22,883
We checked out a lot
of websites and they said
407
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,426
it's really important to
establish sexual boundaries,
408
00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:27,962
so we will stick a thumbs-up sticker
409
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,931
everywhere you're
allowed to touch Dina.
410
00:14:29,966 --> 00:14:32,166
Now, the thumbs-up
represents a general green light,
411
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:34,402
but in some cases,
it's a little more literal.
412
00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:36,137
We'll walk you through
those when we get there.
413
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:37,972
Yeah, no, no. Nope, not doing it.
414
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,375
I'm out. Nope, nope, nope.
415
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:41,461
Wait!
416
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,097
I was just gonna put stickers
on the bear's boobs.
417
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:44,676
You love those.
418
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,320
Yeah, I don't think we sell anything
419
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:49,050
specifically called fruit soup,
but you could check produce.
420
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:52,543
Oh, here's a perfect place
to update shift assignments.
421
00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:53,995
Hmm.
422
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:57,686
Isaac, you shall henceforth
be working on register four
423
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,154
to maximize efficiency
and expedite expenditure.
424
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:01,384
What's happening?
425
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:03,218
Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched
426
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,867
on the Netflix series "Ratched"?
427
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,087
Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo
428
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,938
in a very professional manner.
429
00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:11,513
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, ha, ha, very funny.
430
00:15:11,628 --> 00:15:13,874
But you know what? Even
this is way better than your usual
431
00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,476
singles cruise director attitude.
432
00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,353
H, I doth agree
433
00:15:17,355 --> 00:15:20,511
because one should never
have a fun, cool attitude
434
00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:22,337
when one can have a stick up their ass!
435
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,086
Oh, my God, that's so good.
436
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:26,668
You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
437
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,344
Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
438
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,446
That's not how I...
439
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,430
Uh, uh, oh, God,
I right dropped me cane!
440
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,575
What cane? I don't have a cane!
441
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,525
Oh.
442
00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,272
Did you see that? Dude, you...
443
00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:45,413
This is all my fault.
444
00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:47,915
Paying all that attention
to shiny, new Tony
445
00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:50,170
while dusty, old Jonah sat on the shelf.
446
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:53,106
No, that's not it.
And we're not toys, Glen.
447
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:55,877
Sandra, it was just
an accident, I swear.
448
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,194
If it was such an accident,
449
00:15:57,195 --> 00:15:58,640
then why were you yelling
at him when it happened?
450
00:15:58,693 --> 00:15:59,714
I wasn't yelling!
451
00:15:59,715 --> 00:16:01,406
Oh, God. He's doing it again.
452
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:05,259
I wasn't yelling at Tony.
It was more like lecturing.
453
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,773
He just... he wasn't listening.
454
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,508
Exactly. You had to make him listen.
455
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,405
That's not what I meant.
456
00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,587
I think it's good that
the kid had some consequences.
457
00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,164
Kids have it too easy these days.
458
00:16:14,165 --> 00:16:15,127
Everybody gets a trophy.
459
00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:16,903
You say that about everything.
460
00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,778
Do you want us to give you a trophy?
461
00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:20,056
If everyone's getting one.
462
00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:22,135
Well, when I was a kid, we'd get hit,
463
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,940
but we never cried about it 'cause
464
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,142
then we'd get hit.
465
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:26,238
Okay, guys. Come on.
466
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,406
You know I'm not violent.
467
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:28,716
I don't even do the "Super Bowl" pool
468
00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:30,206
because I think football is barbaric.
469
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,576
I thought you didn't bet because
you have a gambling addiction.
470
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,910
Addiction is a loaded word.
471
00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,112
I don't know, Jonah.
472
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:38,114
You did hit Mateo
for being undocumented.
473
00:16:38,149 --> 00:16:40,082
- He did what?
- You also tried to wrestle me.
474
00:16:40,118 --> 00:16:41,917
- You challenged me.
- True.
475
00:16:41,953 --> 00:16:44,353
And to be fair, you did stop
as soon as you got aroused.
476
00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:46,455
No... that's... no...
477
00:16:46,491 --> 00:16:48,924
That was the pants.
I took them out of rotation.
478
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,893
Hey, everyone.
479
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,473
Did I miss a meeting? Sorry.
480
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:56,031
I was shotgunning code reds
with my party bus of a husband.
481
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,921
I don't care if it's unprofessional.
482
00:16:57,923 --> 00:17:01,057
I just want to have fun
and do molly with unicorns.
483
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,633
What? That was spot-on Cheyanne.
484
00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,002
Oh, my God, Mateo. We can see your junk.
485
00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:08,570
What?
486
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:11,172
Oh, my God. TMI!
487
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,440
No, no, you're making it worse.
488
00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:13,608
You're moving it around.
489
00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:15,831
Well, then stop looking! God.
490
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:19,081
Wow, Mateo.
491
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:20,808
That was not okay.
492
00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:21,969
What, are you gonna hit him, too?
493
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:23,658
No, Sandra. We've moved on.
494
00:17:26,409 --> 00:17:30,297
Whew! Well, that got
a little silly earlier, huh?
495
00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:33,319
This group likes to spin a tale.
496
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:37,344
The thing is, a lot of
them are pathological...
497
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:40,243
Oh, I don't think
you hit Tony on purpose.
498
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,609
Good, good, yeah, no.
499
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:45,466
Just 'cause the case against me
was surprisingly compelling.
500
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,822
No, you don't seem like a brawler.
501
00:17:46,823 --> 00:17:49,958
More like a library cards
in multiple cities kind of guy.
502
00:17:49,993 --> 00:17:53,796
Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis.
503
00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:56,183
Hey, so, uh, I was wondering if
504
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,673
you wanted to maybe get dinner
at this new Szechuan place.
505
00:17:58,675 --> 00:17:59,683
Hold on.
506
00:18:00,016 --> 00:18:01,262
I'm a lesbian.
507
00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:03,564
Oh! Yeah.
508
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,347
Yeah, right, yeah, duh.
509
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:09,016
And not... not duh like
you're so obviously a lesbian.
510
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:11,879
Just duh on me for just
assuming you were straight.
511
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,774
- Oh, it's okay.
- No, no, no, no.
512
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,447
You were just being
friendly and I'm, like,
513
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:19,471
this heteronormative bull
in a lesbian china shop.
514
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:21,676
Yeah, kinda.
515
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,444
But it's not really your fault.
516
00:18:23,446 --> 00:18:25,113
Your generation is a little more rigid
517
00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:26,801
about gender and sexuality.
518
00:18:27,697 --> 00:18:28,997
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
519
00:18:29,032 --> 00:18:30,862
My... my generation
520
00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:33,539
separate from yours.
521
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,476
Well, okay. This...
yeah... good, so this...
522
00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:37,857
- Yeah.
- This was... this was good.
523
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,605
Those were SuperCloud leggings, huh?
524
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,499
They were.
525
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:47,496
Oh, yeah. They're crazy thin.
526
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:50,459
I wore a pair to Harmonica's
teacher conference one time
527
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,561
but she got an A on her
macaroni project after that
528
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:55,311
and it sucked.
529
00:18:59,562 --> 00:19:01,351
Eric's actually gonna be
picking me up soon,
530
00:19:01,364 --> 00:19:04,132
so if you had anything else
you need to say to me?
531
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:05,850
Like what?
532
00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:07,647
Like, you know, today's
been a journey for you
533
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,145
and I'm ready to accept your apology.
534
00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:12,041
Are you being serious?
535
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:14,715
You expect me to apologize to you?
536
00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:16,308
I have nothing to be sorry about.
537
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:19,464
I was giving you amazing
advice and you mocked me
538
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,260
and made me show my penis to the world.
539
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:24,120
The only reason that
you were giving me advice
540
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,283
was so that you could
re-live your glory days
541
00:19:26,284 --> 00:19:27,722
like Britney in Vegas.
542
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:30,554
Do not come for Britney like that!
543
00:19:30,556 --> 00:19:32,156
She is a woman at the top of her game!
544
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:35,502
Denying that she needs help
is only hurting her more!
545
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,604
It's crazy.
546
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,902
She's, what, three, four
years younger than me?
547
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:42,891
Or ten. Something like that.
548
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,893
But, uh, hey, at least you're
getting yourself back out there
549
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,477
and you got your first
rejection out of the way.
550
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,243
So that's good 'cause
there's gonna be a lot.
551
00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:49,892
Like, so many.
552
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:51,012
Dating's fun.
553
00:19:51,013 --> 00:19:53,075
Well, you were in a open relationship
554
00:19:53,076 --> 00:19:54,107
for, like, three hours.
555
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:55,750
Yeah, you know what? Not for me.
556
00:19:55,785 --> 00:19:57,499
Yeah, yeah, no. I mean, I get it.
557
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,591
When there's history
and feelings involved,
558
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:00,671
you don't want to have to, like,
559
00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,523
share her with some other dude.
560
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,105
What? No, the...
561
00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:05,726
- there's no feelings.
- Oh.
562
00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:07,127
Well, then I'm surprised
you're not into it
563
00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:09,059
if there's no emotional component.
564
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,063
No, it's just...
565
00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:15,365
- Let's do it.
- Oh, great.
566
00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:17,609
I gotta say, you seemed
like a pretty hard no.
567
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,274
Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look.
568
00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:22,542
It's casual, it's fun,
it's still mid-pando.
569
00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:23,917
Why wouldn't I want to do it?
570
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,950
Yes!
571
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:26,703
Seriously, Garrett, this
is gonna be awesome.
572
00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,171
I'm gonna let the doctor
know you're back in.
573
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,197
Oh.
574
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:30,418
By doctor, you mean Brian?
575
00:20:30,453 --> 00:20:32,122
No, no, Dr. Hartshorn.
576
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:34,556
Yeah, I ordered you a physical
and full panel of STI tests.
577
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:36,105
- You can pay me back later.
- Uh...
578
00:20:36,106 --> 00:20:37,960
Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in.
579
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,758
Yeah, you're gonna
have to fast on Tuesday.
580
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,765
What...
581
00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:42,171
No, I'm excited, too.
582
00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:44,390
Jonah.
583
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:48,871
I just want you to know that
Tony will never replace you.
584
00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:51,206
Glenn, really. I'm fine, okay?
585
00:20:51,242 --> 00:20:52,474
Tony's a good kid. I like him.
586
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,543
Still, I told Jerusha
587
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:56,645
no need to make the hot
dog casserole this Saturday
588
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,081
because that's Jonah's special night.
589
00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:00,382
So we can do whatever you want to do.
590
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,551
Glenn, no. That's not necessary.
591
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,158
Oh, come on. What's hot?
592
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,300
Well, there is this Chinese
place that I've been wanting try.
593
00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:08,310
Absolutely.
594
00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:11,273
They have plain white
rice, though, right?
595
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:13,295
- They do.
- Then absolutely!
596
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,434
Oh, and no big deal,
597
00:21:14,436 --> 00:21:16,952
but you can't work with
minors for six weeks, okay?
598
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,705
- What?
- Yay, Jonah's special night.
599
00:21:23,606 --> 00:21:26,422
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