All language subtitles for Sin 2021

Tommy Tommy,

has no mommy.

Tommy Tommy,

has no mommy.

Tommy Tommy,

has no mommy!

- We've had vicious murders in the area,

with strange anomalies,
young women going missing,

turning up in an unbalanced mental state,

when they are found.

Reports and sightings of a red-eye entity

that seems to fit the profile.

Remember your creator.

In the days of your youth,

before the days of trouble come,

the years approach and you will say,

I find no pleasure in them.

Ecclesiastes 12:1.

Be aware and vigilant.

We are but sheep,

and evil has arrived.

- Next week on the PolterGuys.

- She don't care about me man.

- I love your
girlfriend and she loves me.

We're very happy together.

- What are you talking about?

I love your girlfriend, man.

- Shut up, your
mom's trying to sleep.

- She's not our mom.

Just because you married her

doesn't mean we have to call her mom.

It's still Susan.

- Yeah, Greg.

- Leave us alone.

- Looked good though.

- It did look good.

Does this look broken?

- Oh hell, it looks hella broke.

- Awesome, Travel
Channel's gonna love this.

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- Our old listeners are well versed

in what we've been talking about.

We've been breaking this story

coming out of Ludlow Falls.

Multiple murders.

Women going missing.

Some coming back, they're
in catatonic states.

Where it starts is with a young man,

an African-American,

name, Kenyon Jones.

Now he said he's
responsible for the murders

of a couple of his friends,

and the abduction of a few girls.

Now, where this thing just
starts to stink rotten,

is when you actually look at the physical

side of these murders.

You look at the size of him.

There's just no way that kid could do it.

- Welcome back callers.

We have been getting
some incredible stories

about some different brothers out there

that are checking their privilege.

What can you do to check your privilege?

What is your privilege?

Well, being a white man in this world

basically just means that you
are better than everyone else

or have it better than everyone else.

There's lots of times, I can't
even walk into a Menard's

without them just offering me

a low interest rate credit
card, zero percentage.

An eerie sight on the edge of Ludlow Falls

is a field where you will see
a post painted bright red,

a large black bell that is rung

every time there is a
sighting of this monster,

entity, or whatever it is
the locals are calling Red.

A very unsettling sound

for those within earshot of that bell

that warns the presence
of this very entity.

We have a very special guest

that'll be joining us on Falls Talk AM,

Doctor Arthur Gauntlet.

He's a metaphysician, a demonologist,

who also has a degree
in religious studies.

- 'Cause I see him as kind of a

social justice warrior of some kind.

Just literally strangling
sexism out of this country,

which is absolutely just I think,

phenomenal, phenomenal work.

I think we, I'm not pro guns,

but if we could find a way

just to have Red start using guns,

that'd really expedite
some of the problems

and stuff that we're having.

I'd love to take callers on this,

females only please for the first hour.

You guys can mansplain
some of those questions

back to us later in the day.

So we're gonna take a
quick commercial break.

We'll be right back.

- It's fascinating
that when they see Red,

they ring a bell as a warning sign.

It says in Exodus that the sound of bells

will be heard when he enters
the holy place before the Lord,

and when he comes out
so that he will not die.

Also in Solomonic
tradition of ritual magic,

there's actually the bell of the art,

which is used to both
signal and drive away evil.

So I just think it's very fascinating

that these people
started ringing this bell

when RED would show up,

because it just seems to
speak to something just

deep down in their DNA.

- Now, flash forward.

We got a young girl,

Dina Adams.

Now I think she might be 105, 115 pounds,

somewhere in there.

And one of the most

brutal horrific murders,

of a man that she was with

had his skull caved in.

And this is blunt force.

Now, when you look at her, once again,

brought in, catatonic
state, pretty convenient.

Like no, it's an open and close case.

No, had to have been her.

None of this is adding up.

- I do think
that it is a demon host.

I think that whoever RED was originally,

I think they didn't have a very good life,

and for whatever reason

he gave himself over to a demon.

And when it came time to pay the piper,

I think that toll was paid.

And now that demons riding roughshod

in that poor soul's body.

- John Baker, kidnapper, murderer.

The issue with this is,

does he have the size? Yes.

They didn't tell you
that the cops held him

in interrogation for almost 12, 14 hours.

No lawyer, no adult,

nobody, nobody there to help him out.

Why is that significant?

They brought in a psychologist,

and they found out he had a IQ under 72.

So they said that he's responsible

for killing their beloved police captain,

Captain Kerr.

And it seems like this town

is trying to go ahead and purge

the blacks, the whores, and the retarded.

They answer all these things.

They're saying, well,

civil society, we got to get rid of them.

The unwanted, the undesirables,

we got to get rid of them.

They had to have done it,
couldn't have been any of us.

You know, we're as all pure
as the damn driven snow.

Bullshit!

We've seen this throughout history.

It's a witch hunt to the
likes of the crucible.

- This is it.

This is the field where Kenyon Jones

got caught by the police.

- Yeah, because men who
just committed a crime

run right towards the police.

That makes total sense.

- Who knows?

You want to go inside?

- Can we?

- Back door's probably open.

- Okay.
- Let's do it.

I think the English room's
right up here to the right.

- What happened in the English room?

- That's where Kenyon killed Trevor.

- Yeah, no, I don't think
he could have done that.

He was like 140 pounds.

- Yeah, Kenyon killed Trevor
and left it alone.

- Oh my God.

That is gross.

- It's gotta be the toilet Zach died at.

- At least he died doing what he loved.

- Right.

This time he was getting
the swirly though.

Wow, this is the science room.

This is where they filmed it.

- This is where it happened.

- Are you good, are you okay?

- No.
- We've got to do this.

- No.

- Come on, man I need you
to pull yourself together.

- Okay.

- Think about it this way.

This is probably the craziest thing

that's gonna happen tonight.

- Don't don't don't, David David David.

- The ghost picking them up
and throwing them around.

- Well, it wasn't necessarily a ghost.

It's not that hard to stage.

- How do you think they did it?

- Well, I mean, if you just
put a producer over there,

a producer over there, tie
it up with fishing line,

pull at the same time on a cue word.

Looks like a big
explosion, call it a ghost.

- I don't know.

It looked pretty real to me.

- Well, the NASA moon
landing looked pretty real.

That sure as hell wasn't.

The boiler room.

- This is where the
PolterGuys filmed Brook.

- I know, I loved that episode.

- Me too.

- Oh shit,

what the-

- Talk.

- no.

Look, look look look.

We never caught a ghost on camera before.

- That's not a fucking ghost.

- What are you talking about?

- Ghosts are see through.

You could see the wall
if that was a ghost.

- Put the reel down.

- What are we doing?

- I wonder what she was on?

- Must have had some good shit.

- Must have.

- Hey, I heard if you
make fun of Tommy Mavis.

He shows up as RED.

- RED's not real.

- Kinda like that old Bloody Mary joke.

Say Bloody Mary in the
mirror three times, shows up.

- I actually did that, and
that wasn't real either.

- Could be.

- Do it.

- Okay.

Tommy Tommy, has no mommy.

Why don't you go kill yourself
in the woods again, pussy?

What the fuck was that?

Was that you?

- It wasn't me.

It's just an old building.

Maybe someone's playing with fishing wire?

- I don't think that's fishing wire.

- So you have all these women

that are in a weird fugue state,

after they see this thing.

I absolutely believe it.

See these women, they're not prepared

to look that evil in the face.

Because that is what they're looking at.

They're looking at evil.

And that changes a person.

Maybe it doesn't kill women

because some part of the soul

of that poor unfortunate
victim is still in there,

keeping it from actually murdering women.

That raises the question though,

which is more merciful?

To kill the person,

or to let them suffer
in a fugue, dream state.

- Therefore, just
as sin came into the world

through one man,

and death through sin.

And so death spread to all
men because all sinned.

For sin indeed was in the
world before law was given.

But sin is not counted
where there is no law.

Yet death reigned from Adam to Moses,

even over those whose sinning was not like

the transgression of Adam,

who was a type of the one who was to come.

But the free gift is
not like the trespass,

or if many died through
one man's trespass,

much more have the grace of God

and the free gift, by the
grace of that one man,

Jesus Christ abounded for many.

Romans 5, verses 12 through 15.

- Gustavus, I
need you to go to Ludlow Falls.

You will take Isaac with you.

Have Isaac complete the
report on your findings.

- Isaac,

Ludlow Falls.

- What's up party people?

It's your boy, Young G-String.

Now, before we get into it,

make sure to smash that like button.

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So make sure to smash it.

Smash that like button.

Now, let's get into another
Tommy Mavis challenge.

Here, we're doing a Tommy
Mavis Ouija board challenge.

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So give us a Ouija board, Luigi's Ouijas.

All right, let's get into it.

We're doing the Tommy Mavis
Ouija board challenge.

You know what that means?

We're gonna summon Tommy Mavis, AKA RED,

using our G, new Ouija board that we made.

Check on my Patreon,

exclusive content to
see how we built this.

- We got a breaking news
coming out of Ludlow Falls.

The missing people we've been covering,

to our understanding have been located,

and they have been located

at the Ludlow Falls
Junior High School there.

From an unofficial report
from our man on the ground,

it's a real nightmare scene.

- So, I'm on my tractor driving.

And you know, I got some time to kill,

because the tractor, it's slow as fuck.

And, I just happened to look up,

when I was passing by that
old junior high school, right?

Saw a commotion up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't know what it
was, so I called it in.

Didn't give my name, 'cause you know,

don't wanna get involved.

Don't wanna get blamed for
shit that ain't my problem.

- Wasn't that where that,

that Cindy Schlossman girl,

she took that feller's life?

- Oh shit, that was Cindy?

- Yeah.

- Oh shit, yeah.

- I didn't know she had boyfriend.

She wouldn't give me even the time of day.

- Oh wow, that's the damnedest thing.

No, no I called it in and
they asked me for my name,

and I told them, I didn't
want to give them a name.

- So what'd you tell 'em?

- I told them,

they're like, sir,

well, you know you're reporting
this, what's your name?

And I said, Andy.

- Andy, Andy what?

- Andy Semitic.

- Now how this works is,

I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija here.

I'm gonna ask a question,

and see if any spirits are with us.

Tommy Mavis may be in our presence.

I'm gonna ask him a question,

and we'll see, where's,
what's he gonna say?

Is he straight gonna say, deuces?

Is he gonna answer my,
your or naw question?

Or is he gonna say sweg?

S-W-E-G.

Man, this reminds me of my gaming setup.

Make sure to follow me on Twitch,

where my streaming
schedule is whenever, well,

whenever my mom doesn't interrupt me.

I always want Dino-nuggies.

Just bring in the Dino-nuggies.

Let me eat my Dino-nuggies.

I want to Twitch stream.

All right, back to the video.

So how this is going to work,

I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija,

and we're gonna call out the
Tommy using the magic words.

The Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, who has no mommy.

Are you with us today?

Tommy Mavis.

Are you bro?

That's not me.

That's not me.

Oh my God.

Tommy Mavis is with us.

Tommy Mavis.

Now that we know that
Tommy Mavis is among us,

work with me, YouTube algorithm,

let's ask him a question.

Was I really being flirtatious

with my girlfriend's younger sister?

Tommy, What do you think?

Well, naw.

See babe, Tommy doesn't think so either.

Shout out to my girlfriend
for being my camera op.

Love you babe.

Now, Tommy Mavis.

Do you want to join the G-String Army?

I knew Tommy was a loser, anyway.

He already got G strung
with a rope on a tree.

Now, thanks for joining us today.

Now remember, subscribe
to G-String Gaming.

We'll pull out some more RED content,

some more Tommy Mavis
content, coming soon.

G peace G-String Army.

G-String.

- Cindy Schlossman is in custody now

at the Ludlow Falls police station,

and has been formally charged
in the murder of Caleb Grant.

The Ludlow Falls Police
Department has announced

that they will be holding
a formal press conference

on this case tomorrow
morning at 10:00 a.m.

- Thank you all for being here.

We have Cindy Schlossman in our custody,

and she is a suspect in the
homicide of Caleb Grant.

We will be transferring her

to Saint Dymphna Hospital,

for evaluation with Doctor Bashiri.

- You know, the bigger thing is,

I, even as a straight white man will say

I'd love to see more
and more of us be gay.

I've actually have always
hoped that I could be gay.

I tried really hard
whenever I brush my teeth,

I brush my tongue really hard,

and it's still just
doesn't quite do it for me.

And some of you men that are
really, really worried about,

you know, this RED person
coming and killing you,

I would say to simply try the gay agenda,

try putting your buddy in your mouth

and just seeing if you know,

maybe this doesn't help you.

He might be walking down the street,

coming to strangle you.

Suddenly, his little gaydar goes off,

and he's like hm, this
was one of the good guys.

- Caleb Grant, the Ludlow Falls man

that was found dead at the
old Ludlow Falls Junior High,

was laid to rest today,

after a widely attended
service at Saint Simeon Church.

- Cindy Schlossman is the young woman

that was formally charged

with the homicide of Grant,

and is currently under
psychiatric evaluation

under Dr. J Bashiri at Saint
Dymphna Mental Institution.

- No, I'm not concerned
about Cindy Schlossman.

I mean, she's here in my facility.

You are aware of my credentials, yes?

You know, I have more degrees
than anyone in this field.

I'm a Doctor of Psychiatry,

et cetera, et cetera.

And I don't really have the
time to list all of them,

but she will get the best care
that she can in this country,

because it is with me
that she is here, so,

she will get the help, she'll be okay.

I'm not concerned whether
she is guilty or not guilty.

She will leave here

better than she was
prior, as they all have.

- How is your therapy going?

You know, how's your therapist doing?

You should be in therapy.

Every therapist needs a therapist.

Doctor Cusimano needs a therapist.

She left this place and
it wasn't because of me,

it's because of everybody in here.

She couldn't handle this place.

It's a goddamn mess.

And you're just swimming in it.

You're not gonna last a month.

You're not cut out for this.

I shouldn't even be in here.

I relapsed once,

and they throw me back in.

But that's fair.

You know, I've run
through my backyard naked,

a couple of times, no big deal.

They send me back here,
throw me in the loony bin.

Doctor Cusimano was great.

She's very nice, but she left.

And she left because this
place is a hell hole.

Not because of the people
here, because it's a hell hole.

You're now the captain of the
hell hole, get used to it.

You're not gonna be able to ride it out.

- Why is there a rampant spread of

mentally troubled women
having issues in this area?

Well they have to deal with
lesser educated men then I

on a very regular basis,

but mental illness is
not at you or I's behest,

it exists omnipresent.

There's nothing we can do about
it, except acknowledge it,

and try to properly diagnose
it, and take care of it.

And there is nobody
that is more qualified,

with more degrees and ability
to help these women than I am.

So I am here to help,

because none of you are capable or will.

- How has it been going?

Are you fucking serious, Doctor?

You put me in this fucking shit hole,

when you know nothing about
my trauma that got me here?

You stuffed me in padded rooms.

You come here, all high and
mighty with your bow tie,

like you're something.

After they fucking took those

nice fucking doctors away from us?

And you want to ask me
how my treatment's going?

What are you gonna do for me?

I want to know.

You can't fix the fucked up that I am.

And I can promise that.

You're some lowlife,

who got his degree, probably online,

and you have the nerve to come in here,

acting like some high
and mighty intellectual,

but really you're some lowlife fuck

whose mommy doesn't love him.

- Yes, I am aware that a number of women

that have received treatment
at my exceptional facility,

have gone on to then seek employment

at the Gentleman's Cabaret Club in town.

At Club Med it's called Crazy Girls.

And I am to understand
that that is something

that you won't consider to be humorous,

so not only are they mentally ill,

that had to seek treatment for them,

but a line of work available
to them was sex work,

and then you shamed them for that.

It is no wonder that we
have such an abundance

of mental health issues with
young women in this town.

And, thank whoever that
I am here to help them,

exceptionally educated
and capable of doing this.

And none of you are.

And they're all gonna be
pushed in my direction,

so I guess it is what it is,

and I will give them the help they need,

and hope that you don't inflict

any further trauma upon them.

- I don't really know how I got here.

I just woke up here one day.

I was, I guess inebriated
and walking around

a hotel lobby with my butt out,

which I mean,

if I get inebriated that tends to happen.

There was a bunch of old guys watching me.

And I don't know,

I mean, look at me.

If you had an ass like this,

like I just want it poked
sometimes, you know.

Like that bow tie is
really doing something

for me right now.

- Do any of the high
schools in the area, teach Latin?

- No.

- Does a local
university or community college

offer a program in Latin?

- Their language
programs are pretty limited.

- Is there a church that still
teaches the traditional mass?

- In Latin?

I think there's one about
a hundred miles away,

a Catholic church.

I think they still do a couple of masses.

- Do you speak Latin?

- I learned in seminary.

- Do you teach any kind of Latin

or have any sermons in Latin?

- That's pretty much a dead language.

- It is a dead language.

But, Tiffany Perdidas,

young woman that was
missing for a few days,

apprehended on gravel road found,

brought into Saint Dymphna Hospital

and was speaking Latin.

Did not know it before.

We have a Brooke Estes,

young woman went missing
after her sister's wedding.

She was found by the PolterGuys,

and that famous episode
I'm sure you've seen,

at the old junior high
building in the boiler room,

when they brought her into
care, she was speaking Latin.

There was strange things drawn

on the chalkboards when she was there.

She was in a gray state,

and the only thing she could communicate

was words in Latin.

Was noted by a nurse there
that knew some Latin.

We have our Arnela, Arnela Moore.

Young woman went missing,

was found in the basement
of a downtown building,

running around the basement crazed,

in an altered state, speaking Latin.

We had Abby, social worker,

when she was in the care
of Saint Dymphna Hospital

under Doctor Cusimano.

She was in a padded room.

Many reports of her
speaking a foreign language,

Cusimano, before she resigned,

Doctor Cusimano wrote in
her notes, "speaking Latin,

repeating a phrase in Latin."

We also have McKayla, nursing student.

When she was found, she was
at the downtown hotel lobby.

She was half naked,

in the floor in a fetal position

when she was found.

When they brought her into
care at Saint Dymphna,

she was speaking Latin.

We also had Tina Adams,

recent suspect of the murder,

the girl who smashed
her boyfriend's face in,

which if you can explain to
me how a girl of 105 pounds

has a physical strength
to smash a man's skull,

I could explain the Holy Trinity better,

'cause the physics does not work.

But she was brought into custody,

was missing for a few days,

brought into custody by Detective
Smith, Captain Cory Kerr.

And when they brought her into custody,

they put in the notes,
speaking a foreign language,

later determined that it was Latin.

- The demon is here, evil will come?

- Latin, is the language of evil.

- You came back for me.

- I'll always come back for you, Tommy.

- Are you my guardian angel?

- Something like that.

I used to be an angel,

and then I was cast far away,

and that hurts,

doesn't it, Tommy?

It hurts to not be part
of something anymore.

The people in this town,

they're very cruel.

They don't want to include you.

It is a sin to be cruel to
little boys like you, Tommy.

There's only one thing that
teaches people like that

to not be cruel anymore.

Well, one thing that works.

They need to be punished, Tommy.

They need to feel the
pain that they inflict.

Don't you want to punish the sinners?

One day, when you're older,

I'm gonna show you how to be so powerful,

that you're gonna be able to
punish everyone in this town,

that was mean to you.

You are gonna be so strong,

that you are going to be able to show

all of those people to be nice.

You can teach the whole
town how to be nice, Tommy.

Isn't that what you want?

- I would like to talk
to you about a young man

in this community that
committed suicide, Tommy Mavis.

Looked through the files with your state,

and found many examples
of neglect and abuse

within the foster care and custody

that he was forced to endure.

I've also looked through
the school records.

He shows above average aptitude,

basic skills testing,

actually a bright young man.

But I see subpar grading,

which leads me to believe
there was neglect and abuse

at school as well,

and I need to complete a full report.

But we know what is happening here.

I just want to say the manner

in which you treated this boy is sinful.

- Again, that's the wrong answer.

I don't have all day.

It's seven.

One two three four five six seven.

Not that hard.

- You're filthy, you can't play with us.

- Why is everyone so cruel, Tommy?

No one should be allowed to be cruel

to a good little boy like you.

- Look at you, you're so dirty.

You're gross.

- I could never be cruel to you.

I love you.

And I will always be here for you.

- Your parents can't
afford you any new clothes?

- Look at your boots.

They're old, they have holes in them.

- Your pants are
too short for your legs.

- And then, one day,
when you're old enough,

I can show you a way to be so strong

that you can punish all these people.

- Yeah, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.

Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.

Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.

- To punish all the sinners.

Don't you think God would want that?

To punish all the sinners.

- The trial of farm hand

and local simpleton,
John Baker, began today.

He is charged in the homicide
of police Captain Kerr.

Baker's defense called
for a change of venue,

which was promptly declined.

Mister Tate, the public
defender for Baker,

was quoted as saying,

"they didn't care about justice,

but only wanted a scapegoat."

- What's up party people?

It's your boy, G-String.

G-String Army, shout out.

Look, I got some good news for you

and I got some bad news for you.

Good news, we're coming back.

You asked for it, some
more Tommy Mavis content.

Tommy Mavis, RED, coming back at ya.

Some bad news.

I lost a lot of money in a
crypto pump and dump scheme,

but we're coming back.

Working here at my mom's, in my bathroom,

and we're gonna do the Tommy
Mavis mirror challenge.

You've heard of Bloody Mary?

We're gonna do the Tommy Mavis version.

Let's go.

My girlfriend's got to go pick up

her little sis at the after prom.

Hey, can you tell her that she
looked great in that dress?

I think, I think soccer
practices really work well.

- Maybe that John Baker feller did.

- Well, you know, he's
kind of a big feller there.

He's over seven feet tall,

but you know I had him

helping out down there on my farm,

and just a gentle giant,

not a bad bone in his body.

No, maybe he had one bad bone in his foot,

but a gentle giant.

- All right, so you guys are aware

of the Bloody Mary challenge.

This time we're gonna summon Tommy Mavis,

saying those magic words.

Now, before I do this,

make sure to smash that subscribe button,

hit the notification bell,

and hit the like button.

We need 25K.

But, we're gonna say the magic words.

Ready? It's about that time.

3:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to do

the Tommy Mavis challenge.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy has
no mommy, mommy, mommy.

He's supposed to appear somewhere.

The lights are flickering.

I think it's working.

Make sure to like, no no.

Where, where is he?

All right, the lights are back on.

Where's, where's Tommy?

I can't believe we just got Tommy.

We just got RED.

Oh my God, that's him, that's him.

- Yeah, you know, I mean
the bad something, you know,

foot problem that could,
that could lead to, you know,

anger issues or something maybe.

I mean, maybe, maybe he's
like Lenny he wanted to,

to wanted to, you know,

just pet the rabbits too much.

And he just got, just got wild and maybe,

but I don't know.

It doesn't feel right, you know?

Doesn't feel like a-

- No, no good.

- No, no that don't work at all.

That don't crack.

Dog won't hunt.

- Wait a second.

- You just got roll.

- Oh no,

it's just my roommate,
Little Granny Panty.

- It's your boy, Little Granny Panty.

Go subscribe to my channel.

I do pranks.

- Oh, you
just got me bro, so bad.

- So good.

Dope, bro seriously,
subscribe to my channel.

Last week, like we
pushed down on old lady.

So sick.

- It was absolutely epic.

Oh, all right, make sure to subscribe.

Hit that like button, hit
that notification bell,

for more Tommy Mavis content.

All right.

Catch you on the flip side.

- Oh my God.

Stanley?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Put your phone on silent.

- You didn't say anything.

Stanley from the PolterGuys here.

- And George of the
PolterGuys fame, as well.

- Yes, yes, they're calling
to see if we can do another.

- So I think we could fit
that into our schedules,

money money money.

- We're actually chasing a
ghoulie right now as we speak.

The name of the ghoulie?

Frank.

Glenn.

You want us to go where
for the next episode?

- Brazil?

- You want us to go where?

Ludlow Falls?

- Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.

We can't go back to Ludlow Falls

because of RED was there and it's real.

- You think I don't remember that?

We mustn't show our fear.

- We are strong men.

- Yes mo, we actually
can't go to Ludlow Falls,

we're completely booked for that day.

You didn't specify a day?

- Oh God, well what day?

Yeah, we're busy that day.

Okay fine, truth be told to her,

last time we were in Ludlow Falls,

George played a little
slap dash under the covers

with the mayor's daughter.
- Yes.

- And, and impregnated the mayor's cow.

- What?

- He impregnated the mayor's cow.

- Yes, I did that.

I did.
- Did you?

- I did.

- So you see the mayor kicked us out.

He said, legally we cannot step foot

on the sacred grounds of Ludlow Falls.

Oh, okay.

So we, we don't have to go?

- Yes!

- That's splendid indeed.

Oh sorry, I've got a call on
the other line, one moment.

- This is Abigail contacting you

about your car warranty.

- No, no, yeah.

We don't actually have a car.

Thank you though.

Yep, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

All right.

- We're talking about a lack
of mental health funding

that is happening all across
here in the United States.

And we're seeing more and
more cases of, you know,

our friend RED,

there are people going insane and bipolar

and those kinds of words around at him.

And we're seeing more and
more of these children

that are bringing guns to school,

that they're finding out are antisocial,

and have all these other
different behaviors.

And you know, we're able
to make all these big

huge football stadiums and every town,

but for some reason we're closing down

mental health facilities left and right.

And then our homeless are
just crowded the streets.

You can't even get into the studio,

without walking past, you
know, six or seven homeless men

and pretending like you don't have change.

It is just absolutely mind boggling,

just the lack of awareness
that is out there.

- The state
has announced more cuts

to mental health funding
in the upcoming budget

that will definitely have an impact

on Saint Dymphna Hospital.

The bed count for
mentally ill in this state

is among the lowest
percentage in the nation.

We have reached out to
famed Doctor J Bashiri

for comments on the
recently announced cuts.

- I apologize for my
disheveled appearance today.

The State has continued
to defund me further.

I've lost two doctors

who did not feel that
they were up to the task

of working with their
admittedly limited means.

But on my worst day,

which is clearly today,
I am 10 times the doctor

that they could ever dream of being,

so I'm still here.

I will continue giving these
people the help they need

to the best of my abilities,
which are significant.

- Oh my God, would you shut up?

Nobody cares.

Nobody gives a shit what you think.

You know, you guys are serving us

like six fucking servings of jello a day.

Do you know how degrading that is?

And it's the orange shit,

so it's really chalky and
like charcoaly and oh,

it's like it's worse than hospital jello.

Like hospital jello is lime
and like that's terrible,

but orange jello is worse.

And also, my roommate is a bed wetter,

and I'm pretty sure the
orderly is getting off on it.

Like children wet the bed.

Do you know how disgusting that is

for like someone to be
getting off on that?

Oh my God, and don't
get me started on like,

like you, you are the worst.

You suck.

You don't do anything.

You sit there and you
look all smug and like

try to mansplain crazy to me.

This is a loony bin, I'm
taking back that word.

I'm crazy.

Loony bin, nut hut.

This is the nut hut and
you're living in it.

You're working in it, and
you're breathing in it,

but you're failing.

- Yes, individual sessions
are going wonderfully.

Why wouldn't they be?

They're getting the best possible care

they ever possibly could.

Am I saying that I'm God?

No, of course not.

But I am ordained by God
with the best abilities

of anyone in this country

to give these women the best care

that they possibly can get.

I have the utmost confidence in my ability

to fully heal them and discharge them

into the world as productive, positive,

mentally well human beings.

- In seventh grade, there
was this boy, Tommy.

He was adopted.

His real mom and his
real dad just left him,

and he was in foster care and

he didn't really bathe.

He didn't take care of himself.

Like I felt really bad
for the guy, but you know

you can get caught up in the semantics

of everything else going on.

And we picked on him, they picked on him.

It's not right.

It's not who I am today.

But in seventh grade, you
know, we would pick on him.

We'd say, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.

I don't know why I would say
that in the padded room though.

Like I have identified that like

who I was in seventh
grade isn't who I am now.

It's not me as a person, I was a child.

Like I was just fitting
in with the other crowds.

Like why, why would I be
saying that in a padded room?

It doesn't make sense.

That's something that I did
years and years and years ago.

But like why, why would I be doing that?

That's not like me.

Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.

Help me understand.

About that, I am not a bed wetter,

but I do enjoy watching that

big black buck orderly get off on that.

Those soiled sheets
just do something to him

and it does something to me.

And he gives me extra muffins and jello,

which he can keep the jello
'cause it fucking sucks.

But, I wonder what it'd
be like to be pissed on

with only your bow tie,
have you ever tried it?

It'd be pretty fun I bet.

♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪

- Kind of hot that she
has braces on her teeth.

You know what I mean?

Kind of like a junior high chick.

Actually, I had her in math
class when she was younger.

If she had that body in eighth grade.

Better yet, next year I
get her younger sister.

You know, across the pond,

the age of consent,

15 in France, 14 in Germany.

Now that's a metric
system I can get behind.

Say, I like a little hair down there.

You know, a little grass
on the playing field.

So, detective,

Cindy Schlossman,

a little crazy, a little hot.

Bet that was a fun arrest.

Ludlow Falls, full of hot, crazy chicks.

♪ She's sucking on it like a sippy cup ♪

♪ And you'll miss your
best you can get it up ♪

♪ Because I lived up in that chief ♪

♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪

♪ Get your bitch wet, get some sea sick ♪

♪ If I hit a lip, you ain't see shit ♪

♪ Let me go check my domain ♪

♪ I'll put a hole in the stream ♪

♪ I told her, bitch quit dreaming ♪

- Hey, how about some ID?

- No.

♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪

♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪

♪ I've searched for happiness
here and all across the land ♪

♪ and feeling sick as shit I'm high ♪

♪ And I don't want to land ♪

♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪

♪ Just carry on, stay
strong like I know you can ♪

♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪

♪ That the door's been slammed ♪

♪ It's to the sky think of
me when you need a hand ♪

♪ If you're talking to the
wall just know I'm listening ♪

♪ I'm reaching out to you, I'm
trying to help you understand ♪

♪ I've searched for happiness
here and all across the land ♪

♪ I'm feeling sick as shit ♪

♪ I'm high and I don't want to land ♪

♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪

♪ Just carry on, stay
strong like I know you can ♪

♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪

♪ That the door's been slammed ♪

♪ To the sky, think to
me when you need a hand ♪

- Can you
tell me about the death

of the young man, about two years ago?

Name's Tommy Mavis.

♪ In the day you left ♪

♪ You took some of my heart ♪

♪ I could've saved you
had I played a part ♪

♪ Now mentally for me is where
you really made your mark ♪

- I was the officer that found him.

♪ That you left too soon ♪

♪ If we will all together ♪

- He hung himself.

Suicide.

My God.

Kid had a horrible life.

- Where's his body interred?

♪ Why would you leave us helpless ♪

- There's a small grave for him.

But we never found his body.

♪ I really hope you felt this ♪

♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪

♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪

- I went to call in the
location for the coroner.

He was gone.

♪ And I don't want to land ♪

- Anything else out of the ordinary?

- The smell.

There was a strange smell.

- Was it sort of like rotten eggs?

- Like sulfur?

- Yeah, that's it.

♪ I'm reaching out to you I'm
trying to help you understand ♪

- There was a suicide note
written in parchment, too.

Never seen that before.

- What did it say?

♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪

♪ Just carry on, stay strong ♪

- Mini Vindictam Ego Retribuam.

- Vengeance is mine.

I shall repay.

Romans 12:19.

- Can you tell us where this tree is?

- Please, stop.

- Nine? Are you serious?

How many times do we have to go over this?

We've been over this a million times.

The days of Dick and
Jane, connect the dots,

and coloring in the lines are over.

Maybe your parents can go help you out.

Oh, that's right.

Don't have mom and dad at home.

I can see why with the answers like this.

Do it again.

- The body of Ludlow Falls

Middle School teacher, Chester Franklin,

was found in an alleyway downtown

in Ludlow Falls early this morning.

The authorities have
not released any details

in regards to the apparent homicide,

and are currently asking for anyone

that may have information
on Chester Franklin,

that would be helpful in
their ongoing investigation.

- We got another story coming
out of the Ludlow Falls area.

This time it is a teacher,

found in an alley,

outside of a gentleman's club.

Once again, bludgeoned, strangled.

No suspect has been identified.

The search is ongoing.

So,

at this point, if I have any,

anybody out there with family there,

or if you're there,

get out, get out of that town.

Because, one of two
things is gonna happen.

You're gonna wind up the next victim,

or you're gonna wind up the next suspect.

And either one of those things
winds up the exact same way.

- Yeah, that middle
school teacher that was killed.

The one they found out behind
the back of the strip club.

Yeah, I think he was a little

if you know what I mean.

You know, hitting on those
young girls like that.

You know, but I think
we've all had a teacher

like that too in school,

just a little bit strange,
hitting on all the young girls.

Yeah, I think he had in coming.

- Oh, that creepy
middle school teacher,

Mister Franklin?

Yeah, well I caught him

looking at my daughter in band practice.

I mean, I get it if she was
hot, but she plays the tuba.

I mean, for real, I'm glad he's dead.

- News
from the Baker trial today.

Key witness for the defense

was ruthlessly grilled by the prosecution.

Helen Studert, a parishioner
at the same church

that Baker attended was
driven to almost tears

as she testified on his behalf.

- Gustavus, you and Isaac

will go to the land

that the policeman talked about.

I want you to bless the land.

And after that, have Isaac burn the tree.

Gustavus, you are my best paladin.

You shine like the light of our Lord.

Be, be of ego for centuries.

And I am unsettled

by how much all the evil
is in this little world.

Faith be with you.

- And with you, Your Excellency.

- John Baker has been found guilty today

of the murder of police
captain Corey Kerr.

The jury took only two hours
before rendering a verdict.

John Baker will continue
to be held in custody

by the Ludlow Falls police
department, awaiting sentencing.

- John
Baker, the Ludlow Falls man

charged in the death of
beloved police Captain Kerr,

was found guilty on all charges today.

The jury delivered the verdict

after deliberating for only 20 minutes.

Judge Nichols, sentenced
baker to life in prison

without the possibility of parole.

- Caller, you're on.

- Oh yeah, I want to make a call.

I'm a farmer from the north edge,

I've called you before.

I actually believe the
doctor's right about this.

I don't believe John
Baker killed Captain Kerr.

I don't believe Tina Adams has any way

of killing that boyfriend of hers.

And there's no way Kenyon Jones

was able to murder those
kids at the junior high.

I think the idea that there is

a monster terrorizing
us is the most logical,

logical jump to conclusion at this point.

- Wow, it's crazy that
we have to live in a world

where monsters are more believable

than cutting edge forensics.

All right, we're gonna go
ahead and end our show on that.

- Ludlow Falls weather forecast

brought to you by
Gurvich Chemical Company.

And we can continue to
expect mild weather.

The trees and vegetation will begin to bud

in the upcoming weeks

for a very lovely
springtime for Ludlow Falls.

- John Baker,
the Ludlow Falls farmer

who was convicted of the murder

of beloved police Captain Kerr,

will be transferred today to
Saint Gerard's state prison,

where he will serve out his life sentence.

- It's time.

- Tommy,

would I make you powerful?

Bad men

are going to come.

They're going to hurt you,

and they're going to send me away.

They sent me away before.

They'll be large men,

two of them, in black suits, black hats.

And they're going to try to hurt you,

but you will be too strong.

They are not going to
know how powerful you are,

and you are gonna be able to stop them.

And they won't be able
to send me away again.

I don't want to be sent away, Tommy.

I want to stay here with you.

You won't let them do that, will you?

- I won't let the bad men hurt you.

I will smash them.

I will send them away.

- I know you will Tommy,

because you

are going to be

the most powerful host

that I've ever had.

Together we will punish the sinners.

- The remains of two men
were found this morning

in a wooded area near the
north edge of Ludlow Falls.

Police have not been
able to identify the men,

and have not released any information

in regards to the possible
homicide of these men.

- If you have information

in regards to this bizarre finding,

please contact the Ludlow
Falls Police Department

at 319-277-3962.

- The identity of the men

has not been released,

and the Ludlow Falls Police
Department have declined

to make any statements or
comments on this mysterious case.

- We have two new bodies,

large bodies dressed in black,

unidentified,

bludgeoned,

same style, all this.

The other reports, the stuff
that we've been digging into,

which at times it comes off, you know,

like fantasy, like the kind of crap

they play on this channel late at night.

Weirdly enough, they're
covering these people.

They have a report of a
red-eyed Luciferian beast,

living out in the woods.

And there's been talk of
Gurvich Chemical Company

trying to cover up a spill.

Now, if we wind up having
some sort of toxic mutation,

and they have their own
Gurvich Chemical golem,

this is more believable at this point,

then the black guy, the
whore, and the retard.

All this just stinks!

We can't get through this
without each other's help.

So I'm gonna open up the calls.

You know anything about this,

you got anything that's not speculation.

I don't care.

Call it in.

We got to figure this thing out.

We got to do the foot work.

You're gonna be the ones who
are gonna answer this crime.

This is our call to help.

This is our call to freedom.

This call for the following.

- You know, this
town is going to hell.

There's crazy women running around.

Men are getting their heads bashed in.

I mean, it's either super meth,

or one of those Gurvich
chemicals in the water.

I mean, you don't know what
they're making out there.

My sister worked there.

She had a kid.

He's half black.

They're both white.

Tell me, how did that happen?

It's Gurvich Chemical Company I bet.

- Yeah, those two dead guys.

Who are they?

I've never met them people in my life.

I don't know anybody
around here that knows 'em.

I mean, they're just two dead guys.

They look like a pro Amish wrestling team.

I mean, for all we know it
could be the Flying Yoders.

- It's sort of
interesting that we found

those two unidentified men dead

out in the woods there, isn't it?

I mean no one had them before

and they're all in black,

in clothing that had no
tag, and they had no ID.

Who do you think they were?

I'll tell you who I think they were.

I think they were from some secret order,

possibly the Knights of Longenes

who deal with this sort of thing.

I think maybe this time
their luck ran out,

and I think RED got 'em.

I guarantee you though,

this is all gonna be
hush hush pretty soon.

It's gonna fall out of the news cycle.

And if you do see anything about it,

it'll be on like page five
of the local newspaper.

- Many of these women that
have been under my care,

are set to be discharged and released

in the very near future.

They have completed their treatment,

and why wouldn't they have?

I'm Doctor J Bashiri,

and I am the best psychiatrist, therapist,

and help that they could
possibly receive in this country.

I have the utmost confidence in them

returning to society.

In other cultures that may be
less monotheistic than ours,

with possibly better funding,

one could say that my
abilities are God-like yes.

You are welcome.

- You smug fuck.

So what that tells me is that

the nut hut needs him some new members

for it's trail mix, and
you don't have enough,

so you're gonna push the crazies out,

to get some more crazies in.

And then you're gonna take
all the credit for it.

You're gonna sit here

and you're going to take all the credit.

You're gonna tout yourself
as this amazing therapist

who does all these wonderful things

for all of these women,
when you didn't do shit.

My roommate, the bed-wetter,

she brought me some perspective.

Like I learned more from
her than I learned from you,

a bed wetter, someone who pisses the bed.

- I feel, I feel okay, I feel pretty good.

I can't guarantee you that
that's not gonna happen again,

me being inebriated in public,

with my butt out,

tits, pussy, whatever it may be.

But I really want to see you
outside of this Institute,

like Tucker Carlson,
nothing but a bow tie,

and I will fucking soil that shit.

- You know,

in the time that I've been here,

I've had a lot of time to
reflect on my own dramas.

You know, I didn't
really realize that like

maybe picking on someone in seventh grade,

that you know, now that
he's killed himself,

you know, now that we're adults,

like maybe that's a big
part of why I'm here.

There's a lot of self-identification
that needed to be done.

I couldn't live with myself knowing

that Tommy killed himself
after my friends and I were

extremely mean to him in middle school.

I'm sure there's other personal traumas

that I've worked through
while I'm here, as well.

We all have them.

We've talked about this in the past.

You know, we all have demons.

We all have skeletons
in our closet, doctor,

but yeah, I'm very happy to leave.

And I think that my treatment

has been extremely successful,

and I really look forward to being

a contributing member
to society when I exit.

So, thank you.

- In just a few hours here
set up and preparations

in downtown Ludlow Falls will begin for

the Third Annual Gurvich
Chemical Company Spring Carnival.

Gurvich Chemical Company
has continued expansion

on the new facility,

and have announced that
the year's carnival

will be the best one yet.

- Okay, we've been getting
lots of calls this morning

about our friend here
over at the other station.

I won't even say his name,

treat him like Lord Voldemort,

but he's over there.

And I guess on his video,
he's just going off about,

oh they're making all
the frogs gay, are you?

You can't believe it.

And I just, for one, I was appalled.

I personally am a huge fan

of the number of frogs that are,

more and more frogs are coming out.

More and more frogs are feeling safe

and comfortable at home
on their lily pads.

And it's what they want to do,

if they want to say ribbit ribbit.

And if they want to flop around

and catch flies, that's fine.

If they want to say
hop, hop and catch guys,

that is fine too.

Personally, I like seeing

a little bit more
diversity in our wetlands.

- Dollar, you're on.

- Yeah, farmer again
from the north edge side

of Ludlow Falls.

Yeah I, maybe this curse is over.

Last time I heard the bell ring.

Last time we had a sighting was the night

those two unidentified men were murdered.

Since then, not a sighting,

cattle seemed back to normal.

I have not heard the bell in two months,

and that is a welcome, welcome silence

in our side of town.

- You know, you see them
fellers in those music videos

and those movies

and they take their hand guns
and they're shooting sideways.

They never seem to hit anything,

but they go through a lot of ammo.

I just don't get it.

I don't get it why they're shooting right.

- That don't make no goddamn sense.

I mean, you can't hit shit.

I mean, hell,

you shoot like this,

you're gonna lose all your ergonomics man.

That fuckin' sucks.

- I think they just miss
everything they shoot at, too.

They just, they just lay it down

and they just shoot at everything

and they never hit anything.

You mean we don't have to go?

- Thank you.

- Thank you, so much.

If you were here, I'd kiss your chaps.

- Oh, and I think I'll do that as well.

Sorry, you've got udder mouth,

from the cow.

- Did you fuck the cow?

You fucked the cow.

He hung up.

- Oh,

I could not go back there if you paid me.

- No.

If I had to go back to
Ludlow Falls I would,

chop off my head with a razor blade.

- Yeah, I'd love to see you try.

I don't need to see any real ghosts, okay?

I'm fine doing this.

- Just the thought of it.

Well, should we do the next?

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna pull up a
different background.

- Different, okay.

- Yeah, so this one is
going to be one that,

I think you might actually like.

- All right, hit me with it.

- And.

- Stanley.

I want to live in this world forever, now.

- George, it's not real.

- Goodbye, my friend.

- George, you
know, what's not real, right?

- I'm coming, baby.

- It's not real.

- And it looks like the rain

will just miss us this weekend.

We will have scattered cloud cover

and temperatures will be in
the low 70's into the evening.

This will make for a spectacular weekend

for the Gurvich Chemical
Company's Spring Carnival.

♪ I guess just not perfect for me ♪

- The bodies
of two young men were found

on the north edge of Ludlow
Falls earlier this morning.

And a young woman has also
been reported missing.

Detective Smith with the
Ludlow Falls Police Department

will be releasing a statement
to the press this afternoon.

Jamie Dolium, age 23, from Ludlow Falls

was reported missing earlier this week.

And authorities are asking
anyone with information

to please contact the Ludlow
Falls Police Department.

- We are not able to comment on the bodies

that was found in the woods.

- What about
that video they found?

- No further questions.

- You know what the
Tommy Mavis challenge is.

You say Tommy three times,

and RED appears.

Sponsor me Pit Viper.

You know what that means?

You know, before we can find RED,

you know what you gotta do.

You gotta smash that like button,

smash it 25,000 times.

We're on that quest for 25K.

You know what that means?

We're trying to find RED.

- Babe, how much
longer do we have to do this?

This is ridiculous.

- Babe, the hustles don't stop.

You know what?

I've been telling you the hustle.

We're trying to get that Lambo.

We're getting that Lambo baby.

We're here at this haunted pipe,

where allegedly Tommy Mavis,
also known as RED, sleeps.

Come on, we're gonna do
the Tommy Mavis challenge.

Now smash that like button

if you want me to do it right now.

Let's do it.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,

has no mommy, mommy, mommy.

- Man, I don't think it worked.

- I don't think, he's gotta be close.

- You said he'd come
through the pipe, right?

- Yeah.

- Look.

- I can't believe we got RED on camera.

We made it out alive.

Remember, subscribe to our paid tier,

to see us come back at night
at the witching hour, 3:33 a.m.

Let's go.

Was that a good take?

- Yeah, that looks fantastic.

- Where'd he go.

- Okay, piece of shit's broken.

Got some dirt stuck in the,

in the wheel here to turn it off.

Won't shut off.

- Oh no.

- We'll just have
to wait for it to die.

- Hey guys, how'd that look?

- Looked great.

- Bro, that was the sickest
take I've ever seen.

- This thing is disgusting though, Jesus.

Are we done?

- I think so.

I think we've got the tape.

- That's ridiculous.

I can't believe that we got,

it's in my nose.

Burlap, why would anything
want to wear a burlap sack.

- Hey, is this a joke?

This isn't funny.

- Maybe some evils
can't be defeated by man.

Maybe some evils are elemental,

like the force of nature.

Like a, I don't know, like when you have,

tornadoes?

Yeah, maybe it's like a tornado, you know.

You just try to take cover and
pray that it doesn't get you.

Maybe some evil can't be diffused by man.

Maybe some evil's just too powerful,

and only God can take care of it.

Maybe, maybe it's like a
force of nature, you know.

Maybe it's like divine
wrath being called down,

like on Sodom and Gomorrah.

Maybe it's some sort of divine punishment

for the sinfulness of the area.

- But if we walk in the light,

as He is in the light,

we have fellowship with one another.

And the blood of Jesus his son,

cleanses us from all sin.

We say we have no sin,
we deceive ourselves.

The truth is not in us.

If we confess our sins,

he is faithful and just
to forgive us our sins,

and to cleanse us

from all unrighteousness.

John 1, 7 through 9.