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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,566 --> 00:00:01,157 2 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:11,032 [dog barking] 3 00:00:23,722 --> 00:00:26,190 [goats braying] 4 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:30,651 [helicopter whirring] 5 00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:37,660 This is ourtarget. 6 00:00:37,736 --> 00:00:40,204 He's to be captured, not harmed. 7 00:00:44,276 --> 00:00:45,573 Which man is it ? 8 00:00:45,644 --> 00:00:47,475 We're after the canine. 9 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:50,140 His name is Khyi Yag Po. 10 00:00:50,215 --> 00:00:53,412 Translation :"Dog ofAgeless Wonder." 11 00:00:54,453 --> 00:00:56,819 Uh, sir, this picture's 80 years old. 12 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:58,253 Everybody in it is dead. 13 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:01,752 Not everyone. 14 00:01:21,179 --> 00:01:24,512 [monks chanting] 15 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:57,071 [panting] 16 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:09,217 [whimpering] 17 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,235 [speaks in Tibetan] 18 00:02:29,147 --> 00:02:30,341 [chicken squawks] 19 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:51,264 [urinating] 20 00:02:52,337 --> 00:02:54,396 [man]"Misguided youth. Your Honor..." 21 00:02:54,473 --> 00:02:57,499 That sounds so pompous. What's another word for misguided ? 22 00:02:57,576 --> 00:02:59,840 Misguided... It's too on the money. 23 00:02:59,911 --> 00:03:01,310 Um... 24 00:03:02,814 --> 00:03:04,281 Dog ! 25 00:03:04,349 --> 00:03:05,941 Hey, Baxter ! 26 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:09,009 Why is itthat myyard is that mutt's outhouse ? 27 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:12,215 Uhh, FYl, calling Attila a mutt 28 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:14,884 is like referring to my Porsche Carrera 29 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,621 as a Buick Skylark. 30 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:19,630 Hey, look, whatever kind of car your dog is, 31 00:03:19,698 --> 00:03:22,633 I'd appreciate it if he wasn't whizzin'on my shrubs. 32 00:03:22,701 --> 00:03:25,295 You know what your problem is, Dave. You hate dogs. 33 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:28,771 No, I do not hate dogs. I dislike dogs. 34 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,037 I hate that dog. Now get outta here ! 35 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:34,101 Stop that. You did not hear that, did you ? 36 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,908 You did not hear that. 37 00:03:35,981 --> 00:03:38,211 Are you OK ? Baby ? 38 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:40,342 Forrester got himself in the newspaper. 39 00:03:40,418 --> 00:03:43,251 - [chanting on TV] No more testing ! - And all over the TV. 40 00:03:43,321 --> 00:03:45,414 [reporter] The trial of Justin Forrester, 41 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,583 a local schoolteacher accused of arson 42 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:50,184 - in a fire at Grant & Strictland. - Great. 43 00:03:50,262 --> 00:03:52,196 Yajust can't burn a building down, 44 00:03:52,264 --> 00:03:54,994 because you think they're puttin'makeup on bunnies. 45 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:59,069 You're going to Josh's parent- teacher conference, right ? 46 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,105 - Josh ! - What ? 47 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:04,472 Josh's parent- teacher thing ? Four o'clock ? 48 00:04:04,543 --> 00:04:06,534 [woman] You said you'd take care of it. 49 00:04:06,611 --> 00:04:09,671 [sighs] Honey, l... I'm starting a trial today. 50 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,409 Ken Hollister's stepping down. 51 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:14,145 Don'tyou want me to be the next DA ? 52 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:17,416 Dave, you never make these things. 53 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:21,021 All right. I'll take him. 54 00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:24,889 Look, you know what ? Let me say, once... 55 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:26,760 Once I getthrough all this stuff, 56 00:04:26,832 --> 00:04:29,630 why don't I take you to Oahu ? 57 00:04:30,969 --> 00:04:33,699 You know that way that you always say"Oahu," 58 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,433 and you think it's so cute ? 59 00:04:35,507 --> 00:04:38,908 It reallyjust reminds me of how many times you've canceled that trip. 60 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:41,878 - [boy] Hey, Dad. - Hey, good mornin', Josh. 61 00:04:41,947 --> 00:04:44,973 - How's football goin'? - Awesome. I'm playin'tailback. 62 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,518 Just like your old man. Well, I can'twait. 63 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,781 When can I come down and watch you play ? 64 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:52,915 Oh, um, you know, the games don't startfor a while. 65 00:04:52,991 --> 00:04:54,458 - Really ? - Yeah. 66 00:04:54,526 --> 00:04:56,187 [Dave] Mornin'. 67 00:04:57,295 --> 00:04:58,626 Hey, take the T- shirt off. 68 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:00,631 Why ? Did you drop the charges ? 69 00:05:00,699 --> 00:05:03,793 You know, this might be hard for you to understand, sweetie, 70 00:05:03,869 --> 00:05:07,305 but your social studies teacher, the Torch, is a criminal. 71 00:05:07,372 --> 00:05:10,899 What's hard to believe is that my father is defending a puppy- murderer. 72 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:13,410 Who'reyou gonna put in jail next ? Grandma ? 73 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:15,878 Well, the way she cooks, I should put her in jail. 74 00:05:15,947 --> 00:05:17,744 Here's your... here's your buddy, 75 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:20,216 your hero, your social studies teacher. 76 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:23,812 This guy lit a lab on fire, and he coulda killed a lot of people. 77 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:26,050 But he says he's innocent, and I believe him. 78 00:05:26,124 --> 00:05:28,820 A criminal who thinks he's innocent. What a concept. 79 00:05:28,894 --> 00:05:31,556 - [car horn honks] - That's Trey. Josh, you want a ride ? 80 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,564 In Trey's car ? Yeah. 81 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:35,924 Thanks. Here you go. 82 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:39,162 - Bye. - Bye. 83 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:40,534 [chewing] Bye. 84 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,305 [Dave] Oh, nice shirt. 85 00:05:44,376 --> 00:05:47,834 If I was puttin'your physics teacher in jail, you'd be thrilled. 86 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:48,902 [door closes] 87 00:05:51,449 --> 00:05:55,783 Justin Forrester is a passionate advocate of animal rights. 88 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:57,845 And I respect that. 89 00:05:57,923 --> 00:06:01,188 But this case is not about animal rights. 90 00:06:01,259 --> 00:06:03,921 This case is about whether the defendant 91 00:06:03,995 --> 00:06:07,726 criminally trespassed on Grant & Strictland property 92 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:09,323 and set a fire 93 00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:13,235 that caused over$300,000 worth of damage. 94 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:17,036 [Dave] He broke into a company that's dedicated to good. 95 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:19,372 From their organic pet foods and shampoos 96 00:06:19,444 --> 00:06:21,537 to their life- saving medicines. 97 00:06:21,613 --> 00:06:25,140 Created by them to help people like you and me 98 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:28,447 fight heart disease, arthritis, 99 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,853 diabetes, obesity. 100 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:35,988 And yes, even baldness. 101 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:40,460 [Dave] We will, by the way, subpoena that tape. 102 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:43,592 I'm sorry, that's all the time I have. Thankyou all very much. 103 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:45,602 Dave. Here's your messages. 104 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:47,968 And I am holding 4 : OO open foryour kid thing. 105 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:49,700 OK, 4 : OO forthe kid thing. 106 00:06:49,774 --> 00:06:53,301 Unless you want me to go foryou.'Cause I will. 107 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:55,573 No, thanks. Thanks. 108 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:59,744 Dave. Hey. Great opening. You really won over thatjury. 109 00:06:59,818 --> 00:07:01,683 I learned everything from you, Ken. 110 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:02,981 - Dr. Kozak. - Yes. 111 00:07:03,054 --> 00:07:06,023 Glad to have ya. Sorry I couldn't putyou on the stand today. 112 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:10,050 All right. Apology accepted. Ken tells me that when he steps down, 113 00:07:10,128 --> 00:07:12,289 you're gonna be our next district attorney. 114 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:14,264 - Well, that's my hope. - Certainly. 115 00:07:14,332 --> 00:07:16,391 Well, hopefullyjustice will be served. 116 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:19,437 You'll have my support as well as that of Grant & Strictland. 117 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,131 - Till tomorrow ? OK. - All right. 118 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,401 - Once again. - We actuallyjust shook hands. 119 00:07:23,475 --> 00:07:24,669 Yes, we did. 120 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:36,009 Thank you. 121 00:07:36,087 --> 00:07:38,954 Kozak. How did it go in courttoday ? 122 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:41,492 Ah, Mr. Strictland. Uh... [stammers] 123 00:07:41,559 --> 00:07:43,686 It went very, very, very well, sir. 124 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:48,028 Have you unlocked the dog's secret ? 125 00:07:48,099 --> 00:07:49,691 Let's talk in the elevator, OK ? 126 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:52,703 I have something to show you I think will be most pleasing. 127 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:59,039 Have you figured out why the dog lives so long ? 128 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:02,773 Well, l... I take ityou're familiar with the concept ofdog years, sir ? 129 00:08:02,847 --> 00:08:05,077 - Don't like dogs. - You don't like... 130 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,584 - I keep a squirrel. - OK. A pet squirrel. 131 00:08:07,652 --> 00:08:09,586 That's, uh, something. 132 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:13,317 Typically, dogs age seven years for every human year. 133 00:08:13,391 --> 00:08:16,519 But in the case ofthis one, 134 00:08:16,594 --> 00:08:20,189 this one that we borrowed from Tibet, 135 00:08:20,265 --> 00:08:23,701 a genetic mutation reversed the equation. 136 00:08:23,768 --> 00:08:25,326 What I'm saying is, 137 00:08:25,403 --> 00:08:28,531 he lives seven years for every human year. 138 00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:33,801 Sir, this dog is over 300 years old. 139 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,386 [Strictland] Hmm. 140 00:08:43,455 --> 00:08:46,788 The things you must have seen. 141 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:49,349 lfwe could transmit that gene to humans, 142 00:08:49,427 --> 00:08:51,759 we'd all live 700 years. 143 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,492 We've isolated the gene fairly quickly. 144 00:08:54,566 --> 00:08:57,034 But we're unable to viralize it outside his body 145 00:08:57,102 --> 00:08:58,899 for transmission to other species. 146 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:03,031 Therefore, we've had to viralize his entire genetic code in corpus. 147 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:06,775 [Strictland] Which makes his bodily fluids... 148 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:09,837 - [woman] Pretty dangerous stuff. - [Kozak] Somewhat. 149 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:13,315 But itwould have to enter the bloodstream to do any serious damage. 150 00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:15,784 - [man] We're really careful. - [Kozak] Mm- hm. 151 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:18,880 - [Strictland] How close are we ? - [Kozak] How'bout the snake ? 152 00:09:18,957 --> 00:09:21,551 [Kozak] Look at the snake, see how the snake's doin'. 153 00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:24,494 You might be interested to know, sir, 154 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:26,587 when we got this snake, he was nearly dead. 155 00:09:26,664 --> 00:09:29,326 He was nearly dead of old age. 156 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,461 Since we injected him with the serum made from the dog's viralized DNA, 157 00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:36,063 all cell degradation has ceased. 158 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:38,166 And he's actually been getting stronger. 159 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:40,768 Does that snake have a furry tail ? 160 00:09:40,845 --> 00:09:42,779 Uh, that would be a- a- a side effect 161 00:09:42,847 --> 00:09:44,906 that I would classify as, uh, minor. 162 00:09:44,983 --> 00:09:48,976 Kozak, dry mouth is a minor side effect. 163 00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:51,647 Growing a dog's tail is... [stammers] 164 00:09:51,723 --> 00:09:53,714 It makes your serum into a carnival act. 165 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:57,488 You knowwhat ? Yourjob is to relax. Ourjob is to work outthe kinks, OK ? 166 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,621 Because when we do, Lance, 167 00:09:59,697 --> 00:10:02,825 you and I are gonna have the patent on the fountain ofyouth. 168 00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:04,835 [cell phone rings] 169 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,962 Ah. Excuse me. 170 00:10:07,038 --> 00:10:10,098 Uh, yeah, Security. Go for Kozak. 171 00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:13,542 [all chanting] Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down ! 172 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:16,444 Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down ! 173 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:19,677 When I called you, itwas to make sure these people were arrested. 174 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,309 I understand that. 175 00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:25,550 lfwe arrestthem, they turn into rebels with a cause on the 6 : OO news. 176 00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:28,786 lfwe leave'em there, they're just kids layin'on the sidewalk. 177 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,385 - [girl] Puppy- killers ! - ... so we're lying down ! 178 00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:33,794 Good advice. All right. Thanks for your help. 179 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:36,129 - You bet. - I'm good. 180 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:37,793 Let's go. 181 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:41,202 All right, fellas, let's just get some sort of perimeter on this. 182 00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:43,399 They're just kids. Let'em do their thing. 183 00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:45,806 When they get hungry, they're all gonna go home. 184 00:10:45,877 --> 00:10:46,866 Hold on a minute. 185 00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:49,470 Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down ! 186 00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:52,744 Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down ! 187 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:55,479 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Carly. 188 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,681 What're you doing here ? 189 00:10:57,755 --> 00:10:59,848 I'm lying down forwhat I believe in. 190 00:10:59,924 --> 00:11:01,687 Uh, good to see you, Mr. Douglas. 191 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:04,421 It's always good to see you too, Trey. 192 00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:05,689 We need to talk. 193 00:11:05,763 --> 00:11:07,162 Oh, yeah, sure thing. 194 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:10,793 Um, Trey, make some room for Dad. 195 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,661 - Ow ! - Get up. C'mon. Jeez. 196 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:16,900 - OK, OK. - No, no, no, no. NotOK. 197 00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:19,409 We gotta get outta here. We're leavin'right now. 198 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:22,742 As a member ofthe Animal Rescue Group, there are principles... 199 00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:24,907 You're a member ofthe 1 1th grade. 200 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,850 lfyou don't get out of here right now, I'm gonna ground you. 201 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:31,184 Who's gonna enforce it ? You ? You're never home. 202 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:34,350 You're never gonna leave home unless you leave here right now. 203 00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:39,052 [scoffs] Come on, Trey. 204 00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:41,463 It was nice seeing you. 205 00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:43,193 You too, Trey. 206 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,998 - [barks] - OK. 207 00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:49,301 Yeah, this one still freaks me out. A lot. 208 00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,774 Can't make an omelet without breakin'some eggs. 209 00:11:51,843 --> 00:11:54,311 - That's a good point. - Let's get a sample. 210 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,641 OK. 211 00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:58,341 Such a good dog. 212 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:01,214 Never give us any trouble, do you ? 213 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:05,620 Nice. 214 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,622 Oh, myGod, it's a trap. 215 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:16,223 - [barking] - Dogs don't set traps. 216 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:18,997 Yeah, well, dogs don't live 300 years either. 217 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:22,164 - [growling] - [woman] Get the cattle prod. 218 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,071 OK. That's what I'm doing, 219 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:26,770 backing up to get the cattle prod. I have it. 220 00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:28,812 - [electricity crackling] - [barking] 221 00:12:31,182 --> 00:12:32,444 [woman] Watch out. 222 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,506 That blood's viral. 223 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:34,915 Aah ! 224 00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:43,688 He treats me like a ten- year- old. 225 00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,855 - What are you thinking ? - We can prove Mr. Forrester's right. 226 00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:50,331 - You wanna sneak in ? - Justfollow me. 227 00:12:54,672 --> 00:12:56,663 [snoring] 228 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,745 It's the middle ofthe day. 229 00:13:04,816 --> 00:13:07,250 If anyone asks, we're looking for a bathroom. 230 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:09,944 - [barks] - [gasps] 231 00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,989 [grunts] 232 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,752 - [Carly] I knew it. - [barks] 233 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:17,825 Let's go. 234 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,394 [car engine starting] 235 00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:27,296 We proved Mr. Forrester's right. They are testing animals in there. 236 00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:29,431 All right, so then, what do we do now ? 237 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:34,103 We'll take him to the media and showthem we've got this dog... 238 00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:37,113 ... who's got no tags or markings 239 00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:41,117 that we can actually prove came from Grant & Strictland. 240 00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:43,312 Well, can we take him to your dad ? 241 00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:44,980 Oh, yeah, sure. 242 00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:48,548 And, uh, as deputy DA, he'll arrest us for burglary. 243 00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:50,685 [barks] 244 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:53,595 - We've searched the building. - We're gonna keep looking. 245 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:55,131 - Really ? - We're gonna... 246 00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:57,599 Same places or new places ? lfthe same places... 247 00:13:57,668 --> 00:14:00,603 - I think new places. - Oh, yeah ? Tell me you're a moron. 248 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:01,831 - Definitely. - Larry. 249 00:14:01,906 --> 00:14:03,396 - Yes ? - Don't... don't speak. 250 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:06,602 Do you understand the great lengths I went to to get this dog ? Yes ? 251 00:14:06,677 --> 00:14:10,010 - Yes- or- no question. - Well, you said not to speak... 252 00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:12,606 And just'cause he holds the key to my future... 253 00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:15,481 ... so it would stand to reason that ifyou don'tfind him, 254 00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:18,215 well, [chuckles] you won't have a future. 255 00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,189 Right. 256 00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,953 Why are you still standing here ? 257 00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:24,620 No sleeping. No talking. Find him. 258 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,257 [Dave] Hey, sorry I'm late, guys. 259 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:29,561 - Where's my dinner ? - [all] In the microwave. 260 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:30,658 Right. 261 00:14:30,735 --> 00:14:33,169 So you guys see the trial on the evening news ? 262 00:14:34,705 --> 00:14:37,435 Great shot ofyour dad on channel eight. [chuckles] 263 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:40,773 So how was the parent- teacher conference today ? 264 00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,369 [water running] 265 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:43,641 [sighs] 266 00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:45,741 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 267 00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:49,150 l... [sighs] Completely slipped my... 268 00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,486 [whimpers] 269 00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:55,549 There's a dog in the kitchen. 270 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:58,220 No, no, no, no. It's a dog- free home. 271 00:14:58,296 --> 00:15:00,230 [Carly] Dad, stop oppressing Shaggy ! 272 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,664 - He's got a name now ? - Yeah, itjust happened. 273 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,462 He's so cute, and he's very smart. 274 00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:06,662 They're a breeding ground for fleas. 275 00:15:06,737 --> 00:15:10,138 They don't contribute to the financial well- being of a household. 276 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,698 And I'm not gonna get... Oh ! 277 00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:14,745 It was an accident. He's really sweet once you get to know him. 278 00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,575 - Are you all right ? - Yeah, I'm OK. 279 00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:19,639 Carly, this is precisely why, no matter what happens, 280 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:22,208 that animal's goin'back to wherever he came from. 281 00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:25,315 [dog whimpering] 282 00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:28,017 Look at that. He's paper- trained. 283 00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,928 All right, um, come here. Ow ! 284 00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,361 Oh ! Aah ! 285 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,695 [echoing] 286 00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:49,104 Ow ! 287 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,909 - You scared him. - Ow, he bit me. 288 00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:53,177 - [mother] Let me see. - [Dave grunts] 289 00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:56,778 [Carly] Aww. He's licking it better. What could be more sweet ? 290 00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:59,880 So no hard feelings, right ? 291 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:02,323 - [pants] - Thanks, guys. 292 00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:04,588 [Josh] He licked you ! He tried to apologize ! 293 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:07,529 You knowwhat ? A lick is not considered an apology. 294 00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:10,328 Well, if he doesn't have rabies, can we take him back ? 295 00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:14,668 [grunts] 296 00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:19,338 - [sighs] - Hey. 297 00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,410 How's your hand ? 298 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,345 [slurring] Uh, fine, thanks. 299 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,684 - What ? - Why are you talkin'like that ? 300 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:32,746 I don't... [stammers] 301 00:16:32,823 --> 00:16:35,155 I don't know. Huh. 302 00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:39,686 So Josh's teacher called me today at work when you didn't show. 303 00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:41,664 I am so sorry about that. 304 00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:43,700 He's flunking math. 305 00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:45,099 You're kidding. 306 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:48,605 Josh knows he can't play football unless he passes math. 307 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:51,642 I'll... I'll... Don'tworry, I'll... I'll... 308 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,201 I'll... I'll talkto him or somethin'. 309 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:57,770 She also asked ifthere were any problems at home. 310 00:16:57,848 --> 00:17:00,112 Yeah, that's good. 311 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:03,386 I told herthatwe'd reverted to cannibalism 312 00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:05,684 and that we were eating our neighbors. 313 00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:08,122 OK, great. I'd say the same thing. 314 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,124 What ? 315 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:17,099 What happened to my husband ? 316 00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:19,432 Let's not exaggerate the situation. 317 00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:20,765 Dave ! 318 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:24,399 You were bitten tonight by a stray dog, and the kids took the dog's side. 319 00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:28,138 What does that tell you ? You don't know what's going on with your children. 320 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:30,146 You don't know what's going on with me. 321 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,512 When was the last time you said,"l love you"? 322 00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,652 I love you. 323 00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:38,746 That doesn't count. 324 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,791 Rebecca. Wait a minute. Rebecca, stop. 325 00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:43,088 Stop for a second. Please, look. 326 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,253 That didn't come out right. Turn around. 327 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,763 Look, sit down, sit down. 328 00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,595 I gotan idea. I gotan idea. 329 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,794 Tomorrow night I'm gonna come home early, 330 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:55,498 I'm gonna cook dinner for the kids, spend some quality time with them. 331 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,302 You knowwhatthe next night is. 332 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,435 - Do you ? - Yes. It's our anniversary. 333 00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:05,448 So we make reservations at Grace, 334 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,349 get that table by the window that we love. 335 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:12,321 I'll sing in French, likeyou knowthat I can't do. 336 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:17,959 You have to do more than justtalk a good game. 337 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,589 - You have to follow through, OK ? - Yeah. 338 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:23,133 You have to connect with the whole family again. 339 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,395 [whispering] I love you. 340 00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:30,436 [grunting] Oh. 341 00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:32,476 I gotta get this. 342 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,943 - Ahh. - [grunting, sighs] 343 00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:40,807 [bicycle bell rings] 344 00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,409 - [beeping] - [sighing] Mmm. 345 00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,552 - [beeping] - [sighing] Mmm. 346 00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:51,959 Honey ? 347 00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:54,555 Rough night's sleep ? 348 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,230 [sighs] No. 349 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:04,706 [grunting, squeaking] No. 350 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:09,245 - I slept great. - Wow. 351 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:16,119 I dreamt I chased cars all night. 352 00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,519 - [Rebecca] Oh. - Yeah. 353 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,115 Hey, you know what we should do ? 354 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:23,057 We should get out today. 355 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,790 Get out, just go outside, go to the... [stammers] go... 356 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,595 We should go to the park. 357 00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:37,869 We should go to the park and just run, huh ? 358 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:01,027 [high- pitched noise] 359 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,767 * Greased lightnin' Go greased lightnin' 360 00:20:05,836 --> 00:20:07,736 * Go greased lightnin'... 361 00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:10,296 - [door opens] - [music playing in headphones] 362 00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:12,536 Turn that down, please. 363 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,441 Dad, don't you ever knock ? 364 00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:17,948 I can hearthat all the way in my room. That high- pitched... Turn it... 365 00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:19,710 The machine, turn the machine off. 366 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,412 - [noise squealing] - [groans] Oh. 367 00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:24,511 Great. I hear everything. 368 00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,515 Beautiful day out there now. 369 00:20:28,592 --> 00:20:30,856 I smell bacon and syrup. 370 00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:33,426 Wow. [sniffs] 371 00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:36,330 Ahh. [laughs] I smell everything today. 372 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,131 [sniffs] I smell apples, over here and fresh fruit and... [sniffs] Lemon. 373 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,798 Well, of course, they put lemon on the wood. [laughs] 374 00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:45,364 Little bit ofturpentine in there. I can smell that. 375 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:47,205 [sniffs] What's that ? What's that ? 376 00:20:47,278 --> 00:20:49,303 Do you sm... [sniffs] Peanut butter ? 377 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,712 Wheat ? No. Somethin'else in there. [sniffs] 378 00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:56,285 No, it's bougainvillea... No, uh, hyacinth, roses. 379 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:58,846 What is going on with your hair ? 380 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,857 Cedar. It's like wood. It's... 381 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,119 - My perfume ? - Yeah. 382 00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:04,161 - Did I put on too much ? - No, I like it. 383 00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:07,425 And that music, hear it ? Where's the music ? Over there. 384 00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:09,693 Yeah. I play it every day. 385 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,758 High notes. [sighing] 386 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:15,567 Those high notes, can you hear those high notes ? It's fantastic. 387 00:21:15,639 --> 00:21:17,937 Great smells, great sounds, beautiful wife. 388 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:21,500 The kitchen, it's a paradise. 389 00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:23,547 - Hey, Josh. - Hey, Dad. 390 00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:25,605 Hmm. [sniffs] 391 00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:33,046 It's hot. Bitter. 392 00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:35,114 Terrible coffee. Yuck. 393 00:21:35,192 --> 00:21:37,251 [sucking teeth] Hoo. 394 00:21:38,329 --> 00:21:42,823 [sniffing] Mmm. Mmm. 395 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:46,734 Hey, your mom tells me that your math grades are fallin'a little bit, huh ? 396 00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:48,738 Yeah, it's been a pretty tough year. 397 00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:50,034 Yeah ? 398 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:57,202 [Josh] Guess I should spend more time studying. 399 00:21:57,281 --> 00:22:01,741 I want you playin'football as badly as you wanna play. But... 400 00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:03,343 [slurping, munching] 401 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,479 ... ifyou can't keep your grades up, 402 00:22:06,457 --> 00:22:08,687 we're gonna have to pull you outta football. 403 00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:23,900 Uh... I gotta run. 404 00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:33,510 - [grunting] - Ooh ! 405 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:36,052 I love you. Did that count ? 406 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,382 I don't know. Maybe. 407 00:22:37,454 --> 00:22:39,445 - [growls] - [squeals] 408 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:41,923 Gotta go. Bye, guys. 409 00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:47,393 Do you knowwhat pruning is ? Is that a lost art ? 410 00:22:47,464 --> 00:22:49,728 It is snipping, not slashing. 411 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,462 - [Baxter] These are your roses. - [sniffing] 412 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:56,169 [Baxter] Where's your commitment ? 413 00:23:01,211 --> 00:23:04,442 I'm payin'you guys$300 a month. That's$10 a day. 414 00:23:08,819 --> 00:23:12,118 [growls] It's my yard, my yard ! My yard ! My yard ! 415 00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:15,056 Myyard ! It's my... Myyard ! Myyard, myyard, myyard ! 416 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,821 Myyard ! Myyard, myyard, myyard, myyard ! Myyard ! 417 00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:19,362 Myyard, myyard ! Myyard ! 418 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:22,092 [panting] 419 00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:27,163 Mornin', Baxter. 420 00:23:27,237 --> 00:23:29,171 [* The Rascals : Beautiful Morning] 421 00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:47,721 [panting] 422 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,865 [Kozak] Security called me in the night. 423 00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:01,268 That's when I discovered the fire. 424 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,698 That's when I discovered the fire. 425 00:24:00,771 --> 00:24:03,137 Fortunately, though, the sprinklers went off 426 00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:06,074 and put it out before it spread to the rest ofthe building. 427 00:24:06,143 --> 00:24:09,135 Dr. Kozak, there's a document I'd like you to take a look at. 428 00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:11,408 - [Kozak] All right. - Um... 429 00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:17,280 [Dave growls, bites paper] 430 00:24:31,769 --> 00:24:33,669 [growling] 431 00:24:34,638 --> 00:24:36,765 Mr. Douglas. 432 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:42,778 Hmm. [clears throat] 433 00:24:42,846 --> 00:24:44,905 Hmm, well. 434 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,184 Could you tell us whatthat is ? 435 00:24:48,252 --> 00:24:51,983 Yes. I'll just dry it off, briefly, first, ifyou don't mind. 436 00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:56,686 Uh, this is the company's policy on animal testing. 437 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,355 [Kozak] We perform only noninvasive and humane tests, 438 00:25:00,431 --> 00:25:04,231 I might add, none ofwhich, none of it, occurs in the building where the fire... 439 00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:06,861 Objection, Your Honor. It has never been estab... 440 00:25:06,937 --> 00:25:09,235 [growling] 441 00:25:09,306 --> 00:25:12,833 [louder growl] 442 00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:14,241 [judge] Mr. Douglas. 443 00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:17,877 - Mr. Douglas ! - [growling stops] 444 00:25:17,948 --> 00:25:21,315 Did you just growl at opposing counsel ? 445 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:26,548 Mm. No, no. 446 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:28,682 [coughs] I need some water. 447 00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:32,593 [clears throat] This carpet, I think, has something going on. 448 00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:35,223 Do you need a brief recess ? 449 00:25:35,299 --> 00:25:37,290 [Dave] No, thanks, itjust... [growls] 450 00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:41,860 - I don't need a re... - Did youjustgrowl at me ? 451 00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:45,739 No, no, no. I had somethin' caught in mythroat. [growls] 452 00:25:45,809 --> 00:25:47,777 - [mimics growl] - [typing] 453 00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:50,712 [judge] One more outburst, I'm holding you in contempt. 454 00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:53,409 [barks] Silence ! Quiet ! Whoo ! [muffled] 455 00:25:53,484 --> 00:25:54,951 [gasps] 456 00:25:58,522 --> 00:26:02,458 lthink l... I think I could use a re... re... [growling] 457 00:26:03,994 --> 00:26:06,121 - Recess. - [bangs gavel] 458 00:26:06,196 --> 00:26:07,788 [judge] Ten minutes ! 459 00:26:14,204 --> 00:26:16,399 [sighing] Ooh. 460 00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:22,411 What's with my hair ? 461 00:26:22,479 --> 00:26:25,937 Oh. What's wrong with me ? [growls] Growlin'. 462 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,181 [panting] 463 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:41,891 [smacks lips] 464 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,289 Whoa. 465 00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:57,774 [chuckles] Hoo. 466 00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:03,414 Hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah. 467 00:27:03,487 --> 00:27:05,921 Yeah, that's a... 468 00:27:05,989 --> 00:27:09,720 That's, uh... That's, uh... 469 00:27:09,793 --> 00:27:11,556 That's weird. 470 00:27:11,628 --> 00:27:12,720 [sighs] 471 00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:14,730 Dave, what is going on ? 472 00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:17,824 Lori, I am ill. I am leaving. 473 00:27:17,901 --> 00:27:20,870 - I wantyou to tell thejudge. - Hey, Dave, channel eight. 474 00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:23,907 One question. Is there any possible way you can win this case ? 475 00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:26,340 Is Forrester guilty ? Is Forrester guilty ? 476 00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:31,508 Well, he definitely does not have rabies. 477 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:33,174 Well, then, what does it have ? 478 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:37,243 Ah, well, he has a silky coat and a great disposition. 479 00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:39,881 [laughs] I tell ya, that's one good dog. 480 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:42,221 - Where is he ? - This way. 481 00:27:45,829 --> 00:27:48,093 - [growling] - [meows] 482 00:27:51,101 --> 00:27:53,569 [dogs barking] 483 00:28:26,603 --> 00:28:27,865 You. 484 00:28:27,938 --> 00:28:30,031 - [panting] - [Dave] Listen to me. 485 00:28:30,107 --> 00:28:32,098 Why'd you bite me ? 486 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,071 You meantto bite me, didn't you ? 487 00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:39,878 You did mean to bite me. I can... I can hearyou. 488 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:43,317 I can hear you. I can hearyou. I can... 489 00:28:43,387 --> 00:28:45,878 - What ? - [barking] 490 00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:48,220 What do you want ? You and your buddy. 491 00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:51,489 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you want some ofthis ? 492 00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:53,153 Is that what you want ? 493 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:55,790 - [dogs barking] - [barks] Quiet ! 494 00:28:55,866 --> 00:28:58,426 [echoing] Quiet, quiet ! All ofyou, quiet ! 495 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:01,437 I can hear all ofyou. Quiet ! 496 00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:05,100 Why did you bite me ? You bit me on purpose. 497 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:07,143 You knewwho I was, didn'tyou ? 498 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:10,475 - [panting] - You bit me because you knew it was me. 499 00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:13,880 What's happening ? What's happening to me ? 500 00:29:19,723 --> 00:29:22,590 - [barking] - [heartbeat accelerating] 501 00:29:31,702 --> 00:29:34,330 - [growls] - [whimpering] 502 00:29:36,406 --> 00:29:39,864 [Dave] Wow. That felt weird. 503 00:29:41,411 --> 00:29:44,346 OK, don'tjust sit there. I want answers. 504 00:29:44,414 --> 00:29:46,109 Why'd you bite me ? Huh ? 505 00:29:46,183 --> 00:29:47,445 [barks] 506 00:29:47,517 --> 00:29:49,212 What do you mean, I'm an animal ? 507 00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:51,311 Is that some sort of lawyer crack ? 508 00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:53,879 Wait a minute. Why is it I understand you ? 509 00:29:53,957 --> 00:29:55,891 - [keys jingling] - Run from what ? 510 00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,826 - Hey there. - How'd you get out ? 511 00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:02,489 Well, you let me in here. 512 00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:05,535 Wow. You're taller than I remember. 513 00:30:05,602 --> 00:30:07,968 - What are you doin'with that stick ? - Come here ! 514 00:30:08,038 --> 00:30:10,029 - [Dave] Hey ! - [ripping] 515 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,505 Uh- oh. 516 00:30:13,577 --> 00:30:16,307 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 517 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:19,178 Why am I runnin'on all fours ? Thankyou. 518 00:30:19,249 --> 00:30:21,513 Man, am I flyin'! 519 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:24,418 Why'd I ever run on two ? 520 00:30:24,488 --> 00:30:25,853 This is weird. 521 00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:28,652 [stammers] What's hittin'me in the face ? What is that ? 522 00:30:28,725 --> 00:30:31,125 - It's my tongue. - [tongue smacking] 523 00:30:31,194 --> 00:30:34,061 I can taste my own eyeball. 524 00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:39,265 - Aw, man. - Hi there. 525 00:30:41,338 --> 00:30:42,737 Hoping you can help us. 526 00:30:42,806 --> 00:30:46,537 Um, our dog wandered off. 527 00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:51,543 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 528 00:30:51,615 --> 00:30:54,015 Back the truck up. 529 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,052 Look at that. 530 00:30:56,119 --> 00:31:00,055 That's that new 42- inch plasma. 531 00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:01,613 What is that ? 532 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,025 Is that me ? 533 00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:07,461 It's impossible. That can't be me. 534 00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:09,465 [barks] I'm barking now ? 535 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:12,058 Did someone knock me out and put me in a dog costume ? 536 00:31:12,135 --> 00:31:15,127 Right.'Cause that happens all the time. 537 00:31:15,205 --> 00:31:17,298 I get it. 538 00:31:17,374 --> 00:31:19,968 I'm, uh... I'm dreaming. Yeah. 539 00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:22,978 In about five seconds, I'll be naked in the courtroom. 540 00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:26,243 [barks] I've gotta wake myself up. 541 00:31:26,316 --> 00:31:28,216 Yeah. Wake myself up. 542 00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:29,377 Oh ! 543 00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:32,820 [groans] That hurt. 544 00:31:32,889 --> 00:31:36,052 So I'm not dreaming, I'm not in a dog costume, 545 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:39,186 which can only mean one thing. I'm a dog. 546 00:31:39,262 --> 00:31:41,753 [barks] Weirder things have happened. 547 00:31:41,832 --> 00:31:44,494 I am a dog ! [echoing] 548 00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:48,595 Perfectly understandable, everybody. I'm a dog ! 549 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:51,402 lamadog ! 550 00:31:53,276 --> 00:31:56,370 - [man] lsthis him ? - [Larry] That is him. That is him. 551 00:31:56,446 --> 00:31:58,107 You are a lifesaver. Thank you. 552 00:31:58,181 --> 00:32:01,344 - [Gwen] Mm- hmm. - Our kids have been crying all day. 553 00:32:01,418 --> 00:32:03,283 - [both] Aww. - Can we take him now ? 554 00:32:03,353 --> 00:32:05,651 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. Right now. 555 00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:10,951 [Dave] Please be home, please be home, please be home. 556 00:32:11,027 --> 00:32:13,860 [barks] Hey, Tom, hey, Mary. Tom ? Mary ? 557 00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:16,956 Please be home, please be home, please be home, please be home. 558 00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:19,501 [panting] There we go. All right ! 559 00:32:22,072 --> 00:32:24,199 [barking] 560 00:32:25,475 --> 00:32:27,238 What's going on ? I can't open this. 561 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,540 Come on, Dave, grab and turn, grab and turn. 562 00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:33,581 How do dogs do anything with these ? 563 00:32:34,985 --> 00:32:36,976 [doorbell rings] 564 00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:39,988 - [barks] Hi ! - Shaggy, you're back ! 565 00:32:40,056 --> 00:32:42,854 No, I'm... I'm not Shaggy. I'm Dad. 566 00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:46,191 Carly, you gotta help me. Must've been that dog bite. 567 00:32:46,263 --> 00:32:48,891 When the dog bit me, I turned into Shaggy. 568 00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:51,195 - [laughs] - Why is that funny ? 569 00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:53,065 Gosh, you're talkative, aren't you ? 570 00:32:53,136 --> 00:32:55,900 Oh, that feels good. That feels good. 571 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:58,133 Oh, you're so cute. I know. How ya doin'? 572 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,109 Oh, wow. That is so good. 573 00:33:01,177 --> 00:33:03,577 But wait ! Wait, wait, wait ! This is important ! 574 00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:04,841 Hey, it's Shaggy ! 575 00:33:04,915 --> 00:33:06,746 - Where'd he come from ? - I don't know. 576 00:33:06,816 --> 00:33:08,249 No, no, no, no, no. 577 00:33:08,318 --> 00:33:10,878 No, no. Listen to me. Listen. I'm your dad. 578 00:33:10,954 --> 00:33:12,046 [Josh chuckles] 579 00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:14,488 Wow, he's really hyper today. 580 00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:17,755 [through barks] I am your dad. 581 00:33:17,827 --> 00:33:20,421 [Carly] Hey, do you need to do your business ? 582 00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:24,058 Business ? Did my daughterjust ask me if I wanted to use the bathroom ? 583 00:33:24,134 --> 00:33:26,068 Wait a minute. They can't hear me. 584 00:33:26,136 --> 00:33:28,070 All they hear is barking. 585 00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:30,697 I got an idea. Here. Over here. 586 00:33:30,774 --> 00:33:32,435 Follow me. 587 00:33:36,846 --> 00:33:39,041 Watch, you guys. Let's see. I... I am... 588 00:33:39,115 --> 00:33:41,049 Shaggy, no ! Bad doggy ! 589 00:33:41,117 --> 00:33:43,176 lam Dad. I am Dad. 590 00:33:43,253 --> 00:33:44,515 I need a"D."A"D"... 591 00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:46,419 - Shaggy, stop. - What are you doing ? 592 00:33:46,489 --> 00:33:50,789 [Dave] Stop. What are you doing ? Quit cleanin'up ! 593 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:53,954 Sixteen years, not once have you tried to clean up your room. 594 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:57,329 Butwhen Dad turns into a dog, you're there cleanin'everything up. 595 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,664 - That's Janey. I gotta go. - Where you goin'? 596 00:33:59,736 --> 00:34:01,203 You won'ttell Mom and Dad ? 597 00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,535 - Yeah. - [Dave] Don't like the sound ofthis. 598 00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:06,303 - I'm getting a tattoo. - [Dave] What ? 599 00:34:06,376 --> 00:34:08,867 Janey knows this place where they don't ask for lD. 600 00:34:08,945 --> 00:34:12,073 I'm gonna getthe Animal Rescue Group logo tattooed across... 601 00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:14,480 - I don'tthink so ! - Shaggy, where are you going ? 602 00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,917 Hey, Carly, hurry up ! 603 00:34:16,987 --> 00:34:19,922 Oh ! Who's the cute doggy ? 604 00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:21,890 Who's the... ? [stammers] Whoa, boy. 605 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,550 [Janey] Whoa, boy. Whoa, boy. 606 00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:25,595 - [Dave growling] - Whoa, boy ! Whoa ! 607 00:34:25,662 --> 00:34:27,994 [screaming] 608 00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:32,301 - Shaggy, don't ! - [Dave] Janey ! Janey ! Listen to me ! 609 00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:34,496 How could you do this ? You're a good girl ! 610 00:34:34,571 --> 00:34:36,732 You went to church camp ! 611 00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:39,138 [tires squealing] 612 00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:44,808 Shaggy, what's gotten into you ? Bad dog ! 613 00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:46,644 Don't use that tone with me. 614 00:34:46,716 --> 00:34:49,810 You're grounded, young lady. You are grounded. 615 00:34:49,886 --> 00:34:52,286 - He's kind offreaking me out a little. - What ? 616 00:34:52,355 --> 00:34:54,448 Maybe we should take him back to the pound. 617 00:34:54,524 --> 00:34:56,651 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be good. 618 00:34:56,726 --> 00:34:59,286 Look, I'm good ! Look atthis. Hey, look how good I am. 619 00:34:59,362 --> 00:35:00,761 Look who's a good doggy. 620 00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,764 - [laughs] - This is humiliating. 621 00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:05,198 He probablyjust needs to run around a little. 622 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:07,634 I ran five miles to get here. I don't need a run. 623 00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:09,331 I'll take him to the dog park. 624 00:35:09,406 --> 00:35:13,968 No, I have stuffto do, important stuff. I'm not going to a dog park. 625 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:16,035 - [sniffing] - [barking in distance] 626 00:35:23,486 --> 00:35:27,479 Is there anyone in this entire park who has not sniffed my butt ? 627 00:35:27,557 --> 00:35:31,049 No, no, no. Thanks, I don't wanna sniffyour butt. Maybe later. 628 00:35:31,127 --> 00:35:33,061 I just want some answers. 629 00:35:33,129 --> 00:35:37,088 Has anybody here ever heard ofa human being turning into a... ? 630 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,998 - [Josh] Hey, Shaggy, hey ! - What ? 631 00:35:39,069 --> 00:35:42,470 - Wanna play with the Frisbee ? - Josh, I am not playing Fris... 632 00:35:42,539 --> 00:35:43,870 I got it ! 633 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:49,505 - Yes ! I nailed it ! - Awesome ! 634 00:35:51,314 --> 00:35:53,646 - Josh. - Oh, hey, Tracy. How's it goin'? 635 00:35:53,717 --> 00:35:56,049 - Where were you today ? - What do you mean ? 636 00:35:56,119 --> 00:35:58,087 Auditions for Grease. 637 00:35:58,154 --> 00:36:01,055 [Dave] That instinct is really intense. It's like insane. 638 00:36:01,124 --> 00:36:03,024 Hey, I got a dog. Pretty cool, huh ? 639 00:36:03,093 --> 00:36:05,527 Here you go. Keep the Frisbee. I'll be right back. 640 00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:07,563 I gotta talkto those other... I got it ! 641 00:36:09,532 --> 00:36:10,999 Nothin'but mouth ! 642 00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:13,433 I'm not doin'the musical this fall. 643 00:36:13,503 --> 00:36:16,666 - What ? - l, you know, just don't wanna. 644 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,334 [mock laughs] Funny. You're cute. 645 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:22,401 Be at the theater tomorrow, 3 : O0. 646 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:25,405 And, uh, don't get too cocky. 647 00:36:25,482 --> 00:36:27,473 Just'cause you're the best 648 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,541 doesn't mean you're gonna get the part. 649 00:36:30,653 --> 00:36:32,917 - Ow. - [woman] Come on, kids ! 650 00:36:32,989 --> 00:36:36,220 Did you see that catch ? Thatwas great. Way up in the air... 651 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:38,260 - Hey, what's the matter ? - [Josh sighs] 652 00:36:53,209 --> 00:36:55,177 [barks, whimpers] 653 00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:58,180 You were a very bad dog. 654 00:36:58,248 --> 00:37:00,239 Are you gonna be a good boy ? 655 00:37:04,053 --> 00:37:06,988 You get the cattle prod, I'll get the needle. 656 00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:08,045 OK. 657 00:37:12,529 --> 00:37:14,190 [barking] 658 00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:23,799 [door opens] 659 00:37:23,873 --> 00:37:25,431 When was Dad supposed to be home ? 660 00:37:25,508 --> 00:37:27,271 - [door closes] -'Bout an hour ago. 661 00:37:28,511 --> 00:37:30,240 Hey, honey. 662 00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:32,577 Remember that "in sickness and health"thing ? 663 00:37:32,649 --> 00:37:33,946 [Josh] What's for dinner ? 664 00:37:34,017 --> 00:37:36,315 Well, your father was supposed to be cooking. 665 00:37:36,386 --> 00:37:39,583 At least he said he was, last time he returned one of my phone calls. 666 00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:41,817 [Dave] Oh, boy, that's the mad face. 667 00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:44,291 You smell mad. Are you in heat ? 668 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,191 [Carly] Did you check your e- mail ? 669 00:37:46,262 --> 00:37:48,594 The computer. That's it. That's it ! 670 00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:50,428 - [chuckles] All right. - Shaggy ! 671 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,297 Where are you going ? 672 00:37:59,843 --> 00:38:04,303 - [Dave] OK, um, I can't make dinner... - [Carly] Shaggy, stop causing trouble. 673 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:06,473 What's a shorter word for metamorphosis ? 674 00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:08,642 All right. Look, I can't make dinner... 675 00:38:08,718 --> 00:38:12,347 I can't make dinner because I turned into a d... Don't shutthat ! 676 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:14,413 Hey, watch this. 677 00:38:15,592 --> 00:38:17,583 Who does this remind you of ? 678 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:19,628 Wow. Maybe he escaped from the circus. 679 00:38:19,696 --> 00:38:21,129 - [chuckles] - C'mon, kids. 680 00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:24,064 Tryto see pastthe fur and the tail, the snout and the drool. 681 00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:26,465 [chuckles] How cute. 682 00:38:26,536 --> 00:38:29,664 Honey, you recognize me. Honey ? 683 00:38:29,739 --> 00:38:31,866 Do you thinkyour dad is gonna come through, 684 00:38:31,941 --> 00:38:35,240 - orshould we go ahead and order in ? - [in unison] Let's order in. 685 00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,540 Ouch. 686 00:38:40,884 --> 00:38:43,819 Well, I would letyou sleep inside, Shaggy. 687 00:38:43,887 --> 00:38:46,754 But my husband won't allow it. 688 00:38:46,823 --> 00:38:48,688 Now, there's a bitter irony. 689 00:38:48,758 --> 00:38:50,020 Good night. 690 00:38:50,093 --> 00:38:53,062 Wait. Wait. Honey ? [barking] 691 00:38:53,129 --> 00:38:55,063 I'm sorry about tonight. 692 00:38:55,131 --> 00:38:57,224 I love you. [growls] 693 00:39:01,037 --> 00:39:02,197 Sweet dreams. 694 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:09,701 Really do love you. 695 00:39:14,784 --> 00:39:17,116 [heartbeat thumping] 696 00:40:18,648 --> 00:40:20,639 [floor creaking] 697 00:40:23,653 --> 00:40:25,985 - It's 3am. - [clears throat] 698 00:40:26,055 --> 00:40:28,785 Where have you been ? What happened to your clothes ? 699 00:40:28,858 --> 00:40:33,192 Clearly you're upset, and I would be upset too. But there's... 700 00:40:33,262 --> 00:40:36,459 There's a simple but hard- to- swallow explanation for all this. 701 00:40:36,532 --> 00:40:39,524 [sighs] I turned into a dog. 702 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:41,734 [chuckles] 703 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,705 Lori, I wanna thank you 704 00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:55,808 for picking up my car atthe animal shelter. 705 00:40:55,885 --> 00:40:58,319 I figured you were getting it fixed. [chuckles] 706 00:40:58,388 --> 00:41:01,357 - Ooh. - Um, no thanks necessary. 707 00:41:01,424 --> 00:41:03,756 Anything else I can do foryou this morning ? 708 00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:07,091 - Actually, I need some research done. - Oh, OK. Great. On what ? 709 00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:09,791 On dogs and man. Man and dog... [stammers] 710 00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:13,461 Have you ever heard ofa man turning into a dog ? 711 00:41:13,536 --> 00:41:17,199 They all do eventually, don't they ? [laughing] 712 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:19,036 You've been drinking, haven't you ? 713 00:41:19,108 --> 00:41:21,975 Dog- men. I'm on it. Um, doyou mind ifl askwhy ? 714 00:41:22,045 --> 00:41:24,775 - ltwould be better ifyou didn't. - Right, OK. 715 00:41:26,082 --> 00:41:28,573 I'll be honest, the reports ofyour behavior 716 00:41:28,651 --> 00:41:30,516 in court yesterday were unsettling. 717 00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:33,646 As was your disappearing the rest ofthe day. 718 00:41:33,723 --> 00:41:36,317 Yeah, I know. And I'm... I'm sorry aboutthat. 719 00:41:36,392 --> 00:41:38,121 I had some kind offood poisoning. 720 00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:40,719 - I was mildly delirious. - [elevator bell dings] 721 00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:43,726 - You goin'down ? - Yeah. 722 00:41:45,068 --> 00:41:47,593 - [sighs] - Hold it. 723 00:41:54,077 --> 00:41:56,068 [growls] 724 00:41:56,145 --> 00:41:58,739 Should've taken the stairs. 725 00:41:58,815 --> 00:42:00,749 - But you're fine now. - Huh ? Yeah, yeah. 726 00:42:00,817 --> 00:42:02,614 I'm great now, thanks, Ken. 727 00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,619 - [dog whimpers] - [Ken] Good. 728 00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:07,087 Because people don't want a loose cannon 729 00:42:07,156 --> 00:42:09,090 workin'the DA's office. 730 00:42:10,326 --> 00:42:13,386 - Jeez. - [dog whimpering] 731 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:16,296 - [growling] - [gasps] 732 00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:20,992 You ain't got anything illegal up there, do you ? 733 00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:25,067 [laughing] 734 00:42:28,244 --> 00:42:29,836 [growling] 735 00:42:29,912 --> 00:42:31,777 Bythe way, Lloyd Gannon called today 736 00:42:31,848 --> 00:42:34,908 about working on some preliminary campaign ideas. 737 00:42:35,685 --> 00:42:37,016 Sit. 738 00:42:38,121 --> 00:42:40,385 He wants to go grassroots to start. 739 00:42:40,456 --> 00:42:42,048 Mailers, some door hangers, 740 00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:44,286 - work up to television and radio. - Mm- hmm. 741 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,920 [whimpering, growling] 742 00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:50,795 [clears throat] 743 00:42:50,867 --> 00:42:53,267 - You OK ? - Yeah, yeah. 744 00:42:54,270 --> 00:42:56,602 Yeah. [sighs] 745 00:42:58,007 --> 00:43:00,339 [panting] 746 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:04,307 [mumbling] Oh... 747 00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:06,075 [pants] 748 00:43:06,149 --> 00:43:07,878 [elevator bell dings] 749 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,580 You sure you're OK to go into court today ? 750 00:43:13,656 --> 00:43:16,352 Yeah. Uh- huh. 751 00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:20,756 [pants] 752 00:43:23,499 --> 00:43:24,989 [gurgles] Oh. 753 00:43:25,067 --> 00:43:27,297 There were these little bunnies. 754 00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:31,033 There... there were poor little fluffy bunnies 755 00:43:31,107 --> 00:43:33,041 all crammed together in a cage. 756 00:43:33,109 --> 00:43:35,475 [Dave] You thought it was a good idea to set a fire 757 00:43:35,545 --> 00:43:37,410 where there was bunnies present ? 758 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,607 - Objection. - [judge] Overruled. 759 00:43:39,682 --> 00:43:42,446 Look, I didn't set the fire, and I sawwhat I saw. 760 00:43:42,518 --> 00:43:44,110 We can't see what you saw ? 761 00:43:44,187 --> 00:43:47,122 Do we need special goggles ? Is this like a Bigfoot affair ? 762 00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:49,522 Objection ! He's badgering the witness ! 763 00:43:49,592 --> 00:43:54,552 - Your Honor ! - I saw a monkeywho acted like a dog ! 764 00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:56,393 [courtroom laughing] 765 00:43:56,465 --> 00:43:58,660 [judge] Counselors, approach the bench. 766 00:44:00,937 --> 00:44:02,632 [Dave sniffs] 767 00:44:02,705 --> 00:44:04,696 [judge] Get over here ! 768 00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:13,382 Don't you dare turn my courtroom into a barnyard. 769 00:44:15,551 --> 00:44:17,314 Getyour chin off my desk. 770 00:44:17,386 --> 00:44:19,820 - [whimpers] - Go on. Go on. 771 00:44:22,491 --> 00:44:25,824 I assume you're going somewhere with this line of questioning ? 772 00:44:25,895 --> 00:44:27,294 I'd like a treat first. 773 00:44:28,264 --> 00:44:31,256 Yes, yes, I was. Thank you. 774 00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:34,394 - [judge] Proceed, counsel. - [Dave] Thank you, Your Honor. 775 00:44:34,470 --> 00:44:36,438 How did this monkey act like a dog ? 776 00:44:36,505 --> 00:44:38,837 ltwas growling and chasing its tail. 777 00:44:38,908 --> 00:44:40,933 [laughter] 778 00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,808 [Dave] Was there anything else that was genetically odd ? 779 00:44:43,879 --> 00:44:47,007 There was a snake with a tail like a dog. 780 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,210 - [laughter] - [gavel pounds] 781 00:44:49,285 --> 00:44:51,776 And rats. Rats that barked. 782 00:44:52,955 --> 00:44:55,617 - [judge pounds gavel] - [Forrester] It's true ! 783 00:44:56,759 --> 00:44:58,090 Look, it's true ! 784 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,628 I'm... I'm not lying ! I'm not crazy ! 785 00:45:00,696 --> 00:45:03,221 [judge] Order ! Order ! 786 00:45:05,134 --> 00:45:09,195 This dog that you saw, what did it look like ? 787 00:45:09,272 --> 00:45:14,710 ltwas a big, woolly sheepdog. 788 00:45:22,218 --> 00:45:25,051 - No further questions, Your Honor. - Thank God. 789 00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:27,453 - [judge] Court adjourned. - [pounds gavel] 790 00:45:30,826 --> 00:45:31,986 [bell ringing] 791 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,654 Josh was one of my best math students, 792 00:45:34,729 --> 00:45:37,459 and then, all of a sudden... [whistles] 793 00:45:37,532 --> 00:45:39,193 Bad grades. 794 00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:42,862 And so we're just trying to search out an explanation, really. 795 00:45:42,938 --> 00:45:45,839 Well, I thinkthe problem is he's distracted by football. 796 00:45:45,907 --> 00:45:49,502 Can l... ? I think I knowwhatthe problem... The problem, I think, is me. 797 00:45:49,578 --> 00:45:52,240 I've been workin'too much. This is whatthis is about. 798 00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:53,747 I haven't been home. It's... 799 00:45:53,815 --> 00:45:56,340 It's been causing a lot of stress on my family. 800 00:45:56,418 --> 00:45:59,683 [teacher] Well, I know what it's like to be too busy to do anything. 801 00:45:59,754 --> 00:46:01,813 In fact, I didn't even get to eat lunch. 802 00:46:01,890 --> 00:46:04,859 - Do you mind if I eat something ? - [chuckles] Sure. 803 00:46:04,926 --> 00:46:06,359 - [Dave] Go ahead. - Thanks. 804 00:46:06,428 --> 00:46:08,794 I realized this in court, actually. 805 00:46:08,864 --> 00:46:12,732 Uh, last couple days the... the amountthat I was in... 806 00:46:15,537 --> 00:46:17,528 [sniffing] 807 00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:22,868 Can you smell that ? It is so smelly in a greatway. 808 00:46:22,944 --> 00:46:24,878 That is... [echoing] turkey... 809 00:46:24,946 --> 00:46:27,244 - [lettuce crunching] - [echoing] Mmm. 810 00:46:27,315 --> 00:46:31,445 Look at that. Ah, yeah. 811 00:46:32,387 --> 00:46:34,184 - [teacher] Do you want half ? - Hmm ? 812 00:46:34,256 --> 00:46:35,450 C'mon, please ? 813 00:46:36,658 --> 00:46:38,353 Uh, no. Well, no, wait, no. 814 00:46:38,426 --> 00:46:40,917 No, we're here to talk about Josh. 815 00:46:40,996 --> 00:46:43,328 Boy. Anyway, 816 00:46:43,398 --> 00:46:44,956 I'm gonna commit myselfto this. 817 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:47,194 There's nothing more important than Josh. 818 00:46:47,269 --> 00:46:51,035 Nothing more important to me... Nothing more importantto me than family. 819 00:46:51,106 --> 00:46:53,097 - [smacks lips] - [teacher] That's true. 820 00:46:53,174 --> 00:46:55,870 Oh, that's great. I love hearing that. [chuckles] 821 00:46:55,944 --> 00:46:59,038 - As a teacher, I love to hear... - [hisses] 822 00:46:59,114 --> 00:47:01,639 - Honey ? - [door closing, running] 823 00:47:01,716 --> 00:47:04,549 [stammers] I'm so sorry. [laughs] 824 00:47:04,619 --> 00:47:06,712 I mean, he's really a wonderful father. 825 00:47:06,788 --> 00:47:09,052 You know, we just have a very normal lifestyle. 826 00:47:09,124 --> 00:47:11,456 - Yeah, itjust seems thatway. - [cat yowling] 827 00:47:11,526 --> 00:47:12,720 Very down- to- earth. 828 00:47:12,794 --> 00:47:14,625 [* Baha Men : Who Let The Dogs Out ?] 829 00:47:17,632 --> 00:47:20,260 - [horn honks] - [tires screeching] 830 00:47:20,335 --> 00:47:21,529 Whoa ! 831 00:47:57,305 --> 00:47:59,102 [panting] 832 00:47:59,174 --> 00:48:00,698 Oh ! Ohh ! 833 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:03,575 Oh ! Oh ! 834 00:48:15,023 --> 00:48:16,513 Nowthis is why I come here. 835 00:48:23,531 --> 00:48:26,125 Toning up all day long justfor me. 836 00:48:26,201 --> 00:48:29,466 [laughing] That's why they call them trophy wives. 837 00:48:31,506 --> 00:48:33,633 - Aaah ! - [tires screeching] 838 00:48:34,709 --> 00:48:37,439 [truck horn blaring] 839 00:48:43,018 --> 00:48:44,815 [panting] 840 00:48:44,886 --> 00:48:46,547 [yowling] 841 00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:49,283 [Dave] I got ya now. [panting, groans] 842 00:48:49,357 --> 00:48:51,951 Come here ! [grunts] 843 00:48:52,027 --> 00:48:54,291 [panting] Now I gotcha. 844 00:48:59,134 --> 00:49:01,398 - [cat yowls] - Oh ! 845 00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:08,138 - [panting] - [heartbeat accelerates] 846 00:49:11,913 --> 00:49:13,904 Aw, nuts ! 847 00:49:17,252 --> 00:49:18,742 - [cat meows] - What ? 848 00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:20,583 [yowls] 849 00:49:20,655 --> 00:49:23,590 Well, ifya didn't do anything wrong, whywere you running ? 850 00:49:24,726 --> 00:49:28,321 [laughs] Serves you right... [grunts] Oh ! 851 00:49:29,064 --> 00:49:30,793 Gotcha. 852 00:49:30,865 --> 00:49:32,856 This isjust not myweek. 853 00:49:32,934 --> 00:49:34,265 [whimpers] 854 00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:42,267 I thinkwe've got it. 855 00:49:42,343 --> 00:49:45,335 This rabbit was injected with the serum two days ago. 856 00:49:45,413 --> 00:49:46,402 [Kozak] Uh- huh. 857 00:49:46,481 --> 00:49:49,712 So far cell degeneration has ceased with no side effects. 858 00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:52,709 - You're sure ? - I'm sure. 859 00:49:52,787 --> 00:49:54,880 Are you absolutely, entirely certain ? 860 00:49:54,956 --> 00:49:56,287 Absolutely. 861 00:49:57,625 --> 00:49:59,616 - I've done it. - Um, we've done it. 862 00:49:59,694 --> 00:50:02,561 I've done it ! [laughs] I'm gonna call Strictland. 863 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:05,565 I bet he's gonna want an injection ofthis stuff right away. 864 00:50:05,633 --> 00:50:07,260 Can we do that ? Isn't there an FDA ? 865 00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:10,463 The man's got one lung and someone else's kidney. He'll risk it. 866 00:50:10,538 --> 00:50:13,473 Gwen, I want you to manufacture as much serum as you can. 867 00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:16,476 Don't worry about the FDA. It's nothing money can't handle. 868 00:50:16,544 --> 00:50:17,738 [laughing] 869 00:50:17,812 --> 00:50:19,905 [dogs barking] 870 00:50:19,981 --> 00:50:22,643 - That's him. - [Dave] Kids ! Am I glad to see you. 871 00:50:22,717 --> 00:50:26,551 This mastiffjust sold me for three biscuits. 872 00:50:26,621 --> 00:50:29,385 Where you been ? We've been lookin'all over for you, boy. 873 00:50:29,457 --> 00:50:32,153 I've been waitin'for you guys to come get me outta here. 874 00:50:32,227 --> 00:50:34,923 [Josh] Let's go. I got a football game to go to. 875 00:50:34,996 --> 00:50:37,260 [Dave] There's a game today ? Wow ! 876 00:50:37,332 --> 00:50:40,301 l... I getto watch you play. That'll be great. 877 00:50:40,368 --> 00:50:43,337 [crowd cheering] 878 00:50:40,468 --> 00:50:41,400 [crowd cheering] 879 00:50:41,469 --> 00:50:43,198 - Get him ! - C'mon. 880 00:50:43,271 --> 00:50:46,570 - Hithim ! Hithim ! - [referee blows whistle] 881 00:50:46,641 --> 00:50:49,576 [man] That's the way to hit somebody, Jenkins. Way to go. 882 00:50:49,644 --> 00:50:52,169 [Dave barking] 883 00:50:52,247 --> 00:50:54,238 [Dave] Hey, coach, would ya put my kid in ? 884 00:50:54,315 --> 00:50:56,510 We waited all game for this. 885 00:50:56,584 --> 00:50:58,347 Douglas ! 886 00:50:58,419 --> 00:50:59,647 You're in at tailback. 887 00:50:59,721 --> 00:51:01,416 [players laughing] 888 00:51:01,489 --> 00:51:03,480 It's OK, coach. You don't have to play me. 889 00:51:03,558 --> 00:51:06,925 - [Dave] What ? - Everybody plays, Douglas. Come on. 890 00:51:06,995 --> 00:51:09,122 Butwith the game on the line and all... 891 00:51:09,197 --> 00:51:11,995 We're up by 30. Now let's go. 892 00:51:12,066 --> 00:51:13,931 - [woman] C'mon, buddy ! - All right. 893 00:51:14,002 --> 00:51:16,971 [Dave] Get in. Come on. Come on, buddy. Get in there. C'mon. 894 00:51:17,038 --> 00:51:19,165 [grunts] Oh ! Sorry, coach. 895 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,798 That's what I gotta deal with. 896 00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:23,366 [Dave] Show'em what you can do. 897 00:51:23,444 --> 00:51:25,844 The otherteam's afraid. I can smell it ! 898 00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:29,475 And a hot dog. And a poodle. 899 00:51:29,551 --> 00:51:32,042 [boy 1] I run. Twenty- four dive, I run. 900 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,951 - Ready ? Break ! - Break ! 901 00:51:34,022 --> 00:51:36,684 - [boy 2] All right ! - Where... ? I go... ? 902 00:51:36,758 --> 00:51:37,816 What the... ? 903 00:51:37,892 --> 00:51:40,884 [coach] Douglas ! Tailback ! 904 00:51:40,962 --> 00:51:42,862 Tail... ! Behind the fullback ! 905 00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:44,523 Back up ! Back up ! Back up ! 906 00:51:44,599 --> 00:51:47,329 Back ! Back, back, back, back, back ! Right there ! 907 00:51:47,402 --> 00:51:49,700 - Stay right there ! - [quarterback calls play] 908 00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:52,740 Set ! Hut ! 909 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:56,106 - [boys] Block him ! - Here it comes ! 910 00:51:57,378 --> 00:51:59,141 [coach] You gotthe ball ! Run ! Run ! 911 00:51:59,214 --> 00:52:00,875 Whoa ! 912 00:52:00,949 --> 00:52:04,043 - [grunts] - [crowd groans] 913 00:52:04,118 --> 00:52:06,211 - Ooh ! - Ow ! 914 00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:09,723 - [blowing whistle] - [Dave] Man ! That's gotta hurt. 915 00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:11,884 - [sighs] - [coach] Hustle ! 916 00:52:13,828 --> 00:52:16,422 [Dave] Attaboy, Josh. Come on ! Shake it off. 917 00:52:16,497 --> 00:52:18,897 Pain isjustfear leavin'your body, buddy. 918 00:52:18,967 --> 00:52:20,901 You completely suck, Douglas. 919 00:52:20,969 --> 00:52:24,063 Why do you even show up ? Everybody thinks you're a loser. 920 00:52:24,138 --> 00:52:26,368 [barks, growls] 921 00:52:29,777 --> 00:52:32,177 Thanks, pal. 922 00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:34,078 Wish I could buyyou an ice cream. 923 00:52:34,148 --> 00:52:37,311 But I've got paws and, uh, don't have a wallet, 924 00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:40,047 because I'm actually nude right now. 925 00:52:42,523 --> 00:52:45,185 [Tracy] Football ? That's why you're not trying out ? 926 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,057 [chuckles] You hate football ! 927 00:52:47,128 --> 00:52:49,961 [Josh] Shh ! I know, but my dad loves it. 928 00:52:50,031 --> 00:52:53,967 You should hear him."Ah, you're gonna bejust like your old man." 929 00:52:54,035 --> 00:52:56,629 If I told him I wanted to do a musical instead, 930 00:52:56,704 --> 00:52:58,865 he'd, like, write me off as a son. 931 00:52:58,940 --> 00:53:00,407 [Dave] Aw, Josh. 932 00:53:00,475 --> 00:53:02,875 Josh, is yourfather a stupid man ? 933 00:53:02,944 --> 00:53:04,878 No. But he is clueless, 934 00:53:04,946 --> 00:53:08,404 - which, in some ways, is better. - [Dave] Oh, boy. 935 00:53:08,483 --> 00:53:11,145 See, he told me I could only play ifl keep my grades up. 936 00:53:11,219 --> 00:53:14,416 So I started flunking math. But he only let me offwith a warning. 937 00:53:14,489 --> 00:53:16,753 So now I gotta flunk English 938 00:53:16,824 --> 00:53:19,088 and maybe history and home ec, 939 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,628 which is actually really hard to fail. 940 00:53:21,696 --> 00:53:23,288 [Dave] Aww, no, Josh. 941 00:53:23,364 --> 00:53:27,232 So you'd rather wreck your future than tell your dad you hate football ? 942 00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:30,999 I can get my grades back up, as long as he makes me quit in time. 943 00:53:32,373 --> 00:53:33,840 [scoffs] Wow. 944 00:53:33,908 --> 00:53:36,240 Men are so complicated. 945 00:53:38,046 --> 00:53:40,310 - Come on. - [Dave] How did I letthis happen ? 946 00:53:40,381 --> 00:53:42,372 [stammers] What kind of a father am I ? 947 00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:47,713 [Carly] So ? What do you think ofthe new pamphlet ? 948 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,347 [Trey] It's infuriating. 949 00:53:49,424 --> 00:53:51,688 No, but in a good way. 950 00:53:51,759 --> 00:53:55,024 Makes me wanna get out there and do something about animal testing. 951 00:53:55,096 --> 00:53:56,791 The response I was hoping for. 952 00:53:56,864 --> 00:54:00,095 Hey, hey, hey, hey, what're you doin'in my daughter's bedroom ? 953 00:54:00,168 --> 00:54:02,102 - You rock. - [chuckles] 954 00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:04,001 Don't even think about it, Trey. 955 00:54:04,072 --> 00:54:05,164 Shaggy, stop. 956 00:54:06,741 --> 00:54:08,606 What's that ? 957 00:54:08,676 --> 00:54:10,007 That's really well- done. 958 00:54:10,078 --> 00:54:12,342 Admit it, this is more effective than a tattoo. 959 00:54:12,413 --> 00:54:14,278 One thing I learned from Mr. Forrester 960 00:54:14,349 --> 00:54:16,749 is thatjust because something seems ridiculous 961 00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:18,308 doesn't mean that it's wrong. 962 00:54:18,386 --> 00:54:21,150 ltjust takes more courage to stand up for it. 963 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:23,622 [Dave] Wow, you really believe all of this. 964 00:54:23,691 --> 00:54:25,682 I am so proud ofyou. 965 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,694 [giggles] Shaggy, stop. 966 00:54:27,762 --> 00:54:29,093 All right. Down, boy. 967 00:54:29,163 --> 00:54:31,529 [Dave] Hey, easy on the hands, bud. 968 00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:33,829 I mean, just imagine whatwould have happened 969 00:54:33,901 --> 00:54:36,802 ifwe hadn't stolen Shaggy from Grant & Strictland. 970 00:54:36,871 --> 00:54:39,237 [Dave] You what ? Stolen ?! 971 00:54:39,307 --> 00:54:42,765 You stole a dog from Grant & Strictland, and you lied about it. 972 00:54:42,844 --> 00:54:45,745 Shaggy. Shaggy, c'mon. C'mon. Go fetch, boy. C'mon, boy. 973 00:54:45,813 --> 00:54:49,374 I am notyour boy, and I'm not gonna go... Hey, I'll be right back. 974 00:54:52,553 --> 00:54:55,317 [groans] I've got to stop doing that. 975 00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:59,224 [Josh] * I've got chills They're multiplyin' 976 00:54:59,293 --> 00:55:03,559 * And I'm losin'control * 977 00:55:05,133 --> 00:55:06,361 [Dave] Keep goin'. 978 00:55:06,434 --> 00:55:09,528 What ? Why're you lookin'at me like that ? 979 00:55:09,604 --> 00:55:12,505 [Dave] Hey, you're pretty darned good at this. 980 00:55:12,573 --> 00:55:14,165 Hey, let's order some pizza. 981 00:55:14,242 --> 00:55:16,039 Mom and Dad are out to dinner. 982 00:55:16,110 --> 00:55:18,044 [Dave] Dinner. Oh, no. 983 00:55:18,112 --> 00:55:20,910 I forgot about our anniversary ! 984 00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:27,547 [woman clears throat] 985 00:55:27,622 --> 00:55:31,752 You should have brought a book. The single woman's best friend. 986 00:55:31,826 --> 00:55:35,387 Oh. [laughs] I'm not single. 987 00:55:35,463 --> 00:55:37,795 Oh. 988 00:55:39,767 --> 00:55:42,031 Yet. [sighs] 989 00:55:42,103 --> 00:55:44,196 [* Percy Sledge : When A Man Loves A Woman] 990 00:55:44,272 --> 00:55:47,764 I'm late, I'm late, I'm so late. I am so late. 991 00:55:50,344 --> 00:55:52,938 I'm also a dog. 992 00:55:53,014 --> 00:55:55,608 So I can't go in there. 993 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,415 - [sighs] - [Dave] You are so beautiful. 994 00:56:04,258 --> 00:56:05,725 Shaggy ? 995 00:56:05,793 --> 00:56:08,387 [Dave] And I am so sorry, honey. 996 00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:10,590 [thunder rumbles] 997 00:56:11,732 --> 00:56:13,529 Happy anniversary. 998 00:56:17,071 --> 00:56:18,732 It's me. 999 00:56:18,806 --> 00:56:22,435 I cannot believe that you stood me up for our anniversary dinner. 1000 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:25,570 [sobbing] And then you send the dog with roses in his mouth ? 1001 00:56:25,646 --> 00:56:28,240 Are you trying to push me away ? 1002 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:31,885 [sighs] We need to talk, but... 1003 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,188 I don't know how we're gonna get past this one. 1004 00:56:35,256 --> 00:56:37,190 [Dave] What ? 1005 00:56:37,258 --> 00:56:38,418 Goodbye. 1006 00:56:39,427 --> 00:56:42,692 Honey, no. Please don't cry. 1007 00:56:42,763 --> 00:56:45,527 It didn't used to be like this, Shaggy. 1008 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,535 He used to be here for everything. 1009 00:56:48,603 --> 00:56:51,538 And if he couldn't be, then he would call, 1010 00:56:51,606 --> 00:56:54,074 or he would send a note orflowers, or he'd... 1011 00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:55,904 Sometimes he would write these... 1012 00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:58,969 These funny little rhymes. [sniffs] 1013 00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:01,173 [Dave whimpering] 1014 00:57:01,249 --> 00:57:02,876 [Rebecca crying] Oh, Shaggy. 1015 00:57:02,950 --> 00:57:05,384 Don't you cry too. 1016 00:57:05,453 --> 00:57:09,116 Aww. Is this how it ends ? [sniffs] 1017 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:12,682 With him God- knows- where and me hugging the dog ? 1018 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,696 [Dave] I'm gonna figure out what happened to me, and I'm gonna fix it. 1019 00:57:16,764 --> 00:57:19,699 And I'm gonna be a better man. I promise. 1020 00:57:19,767 --> 00:57:21,667 - [crying] Oh. - I love you. 1021 00:57:21,736 --> 00:57:23,863 [growling] I love you. 1022 00:57:23,938 --> 00:57:26,873 Don't pee in the car, OK ? We're almost home. 1023 00:57:26,941 --> 00:57:28,704 [whimpering] 1024 00:57:33,714 --> 00:57:36,706 Hey, thanks, honey. 1025 00:57:42,623 --> 00:57:43,715 Oh, boy. 1026 00:57:49,330 --> 00:57:52,766 - This isjust notworkin'. - [thunder rumbling] 1027 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:55,427 I'm not a bad dog. 1028 00:57:55,503 --> 00:57:58,097 But I'm a terrible man. 1029 00:57:58,172 --> 00:58:01,505 I've got to make this better. 1030 00:58:03,177 --> 00:58:06,169 - [heartbeat accelerates] - [dog barks echoing] 1031 00:58:18,593 --> 00:58:20,584 [thunder rumbles] 1032 00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:43,644 [door opens] 1033 00:58:43,718 --> 00:58:45,185 Hey, Ken, thanks for s... 1034 00:58:45,252 --> 00:58:47,345 Hey, hey, Dave. It's three in the morning, 1035 00:58:47,421 --> 00:58:49,912 and you want a warrant to search Grant & Strictland. 1036 00:58:49,991 --> 00:58:51,515 - Right. - They're the victims. 1037 00:58:51,592 --> 00:58:53,685 Listen, listen. You gotta trust me on this. 1038 00:58:53,761 --> 00:58:57,060 Kozak is hidin'somethin'. Forrester was framed for that arson. 1039 00:58:57,131 --> 00:58:59,725 If Forrester was framed, why'd he throw in the towel ? 1040 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,428 What... ? What're you talking about ? 1041 00:59:02,503 --> 00:59:04,835 Forrester pleaded out. 1042 00:59:06,407 --> 00:59:08,341 Well, why didn't somebody tell me that ? 1043 00:59:08,409 --> 00:59:11,344 -'Cause you're off the case. - You can't do this. 1044 00:59:11,412 --> 00:59:14,904 Thejury convenes atten to hear Forrester's plea. I'll handle it. 1045 00:59:14,982 --> 00:59:18,042 And I wantyou to either get your head screwed on straight 1046 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:20,178 orfind anotherjob. Is that clear ? 1047 00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:23,246 Abundantly clear. However, the point I had to... 1048 00:59:44,812 --> 00:59:46,871 [sniffing] 1049 00:59:54,021 --> 00:59:56,285 [sniffing] 1050 00:59:56,357 --> 00:59:58,018 [whimpers] 1051 01:00:04,899 --> 01:00:06,890 [barking] 1052 01:00:08,502 --> 01:00:10,970 [screeching] 1053 01:00:11,038 --> 01:00:14,166 [all barking] 1054 01:00:16,977 --> 01:00:19,810 - What's gotten into them ? - I don't know. 1055 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,212 Eh, boy. 1056 01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:27,313 Can't... 1057 01:00:27,388 --> 01:00:29,322 That's not gonna work. 1058 01:00:29,390 --> 01:00:31,255 I'm too big. 1059 01:00:45,406 --> 01:00:47,840 Hey, you. Hold on a second. Do me a favor. 1060 01:00:47,908 --> 01:00:50,274 All right ? Here. 1061 01:00:50,344 --> 01:00:53,006 All right. Throw the stick, over there. 1062 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,672 Why would I throw the stick ? 1063 01:00:54,749 --> 01:00:56,341 Just throw the stick, please. 1064 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,180 Why would I throw the stick ? 1065 01:00:58,252 --> 01:01:01,585 Because I'll give you $5 to throw the stick. 1066 01:01:01,655 --> 01:01:04,818 Oh, I look like a guy who needs 5 bucks. 1067 01:01:07,094 --> 01:01:08,686 Gimme the money. 1068 01:01:08,763 --> 01:01:11,095 - Speed or distance ? - Uh, distance. 1069 01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:28,514 [panting] It's so close. It's close. 1070 01:01:28,582 --> 01:01:30,015 This time, throw it 1071 01:01:30,084 --> 01:01:31,847 and... and yell,"Fetch !" 1072 01:01:33,554 --> 01:01:35,317 Don't make me bite ya. 1073 01:01:37,024 --> 01:01:38,355 Fetch ! 1074 01:01:43,063 --> 01:01:46,396 Wow. I can't believe that worked. Thanks ! 1075 01:01:47,401 --> 01:01:48,732 Whoa. 1076 01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:54,140 [grunts] Drop the stick. 1077 01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:57,644 All right. Perfect. Nice fit. 1078 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,545 [sniffs] That's it, follow your nose. 1079 01:02:04,051 --> 01:02:06,144 Wait a minute. [sniffs] What's that smell ? 1080 01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:08,347 What is it ? Oh, it's me. 1081 01:02:22,369 --> 01:02:24,303 [sighs] 1082 01:02:24,371 --> 01:02:25,963 The transistor. 1083 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:29,601 The microchip. The artificial heart. 1084 01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:33,379 All footnotes compared to this. 1085 01:02:33,447 --> 01:02:35,608 [coughing] 1086 01:02:43,591 --> 01:02:44,615 [coughing] 1087 01:02:44,692 --> 01:02:46,887 [Dave] Bingo. 1088 01:02:46,961 --> 01:02:49,486 [coughs, wheezes] 1089 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:04,908 - What's happening ? - He's going into shock. 1090 01:03:04,979 --> 01:03:06,776 It's the serum. It doesn't work. 1091 01:03:06,847 --> 01:03:08,781 - What do we do ? - Ofcourse itworks. 1092 01:03:08,849 --> 01:03:11,477 ljustdidn'tgive itto him. 1093 01:03:11,552 --> 01:03:14,214 - What have you done to him ? - [Kozak] Lance ? Lance ? 1094 01:03:14,288 --> 01:03:17,280 I'm so sorry that I had to do this to you, 1095 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:21,294 but I just couldn't letyou take all the credit again. 1096 01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:24,263 And plus, you're a pig, and I hate you. 1097 01:03:24,331 --> 01:03:27,630 I hate you in so many ways. 1098 01:03:29,637 --> 01:03:31,229 Can you hold this for a second ? 1099 01:03:31,305 --> 01:03:32,897 Get rid of it, accomplice. 1100 01:03:32,973 --> 01:03:34,406 [gasps] Ah. 1101 01:03:34,475 --> 01:03:37,308 But is he... dead ? 1102 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:40,643 No, he's not dead. He's fully conscious, but he's unable to speak. 1103 01:03:40,714 --> 01:03:43,410 Doctors will think it's dementia. 1104 01:03:43,484 --> 01:03:46,248 [Kozak] The drug itself will wear off in a few months. 1105 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,517 But bythen I'll be CE0, 1106 01:03:49,590 --> 01:03:52,320 and I will be fabulously, 1107 01:03:52,393 --> 01:03:55,521 insanely, unimaginably wealthy. 1108 01:03:55,596 --> 01:03:58,690 - This was not part ofthe plan. - This is totallywrong. 1109 01:03:58,766 --> 01:04:01,064 Of course, I'll cut both ofyou in on his share. 1110 01:04:02,202 --> 01:04:04,602 - I'm cool with that. - It's fine by me. 1111 01:04:04,672 --> 01:04:06,765 Good. Uh, Larry, 1112 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,775 why don'tyou wheel him up to his office, park him at his desk. 1113 01:04:09,843 --> 01:04:12,607 Or, uh, should I say, my desk ? 1114 01:04:13,647 --> 01:04:17,413 [Dave] Oh, boy. Gotta get outta here. Go, go, go, go, go ! 1115 01:04:19,019 --> 01:04:20,748 - What was that ? - What was that ? 1116 01:04:20,821 --> 01:04:23,085 [Dave] I knew Kozak was up to something. 1117 01:04:25,192 --> 01:04:27,422 Carly was right about everything. 1118 01:04:27,494 --> 01:04:29,428 Forrester was framed. 1119 01:04:29,496 --> 01:04:31,964 [barks] Uh- oh. 1120 01:04:34,768 --> 01:04:36,895 Looks like I'm walkin'. 1121 01:04:40,641 --> 01:04:43,303 - [Gwen] Wow. - [Larry] That's somethin'. 1122 01:04:43,377 --> 01:04:46,744 That's... Wow. Do you realize the significance ofthat ? 1123 01:04:46,814 --> 01:04:48,907 Wow. You think ? 1124 01:04:48,983 --> 01:04:50,917 Yeah, I think it's mildly significant. 1125 01:04:50,985 --> 01:04:53,613 Unfortunately, it's on tape. 1126 01:04:53,687 --> 01:04:56,019 So we... [stammers] 1127 01:04:57,591 --> 01:05:00,059 [sighs] I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 1128 01:05:00,127 --> 01:05:03,528 You two are going to pay Mr. Douglas a visit. 1129 01:05:17,678 --> 01:05:19,202 [sighs] 1130 01:05:29,623 --> 01:05:32,023 Oh, myGod. Oh, myGod. 1131 01:05:32,092 --> 01:05:36,028 No, not my babies. Not my darlings. 1132 01:05:36,096 --> 01:05:37,688 Oh, evil. 1133 01:05:37,765 --> 01:05:39,357 These hooligans ! [grunts] 1134 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:50,108 Where's Trey ? We're gonna be late for school. 1135 01:05:50,177 --> 01:05:52,168 Shoulda gotten a ride from Mom. 1136 01:05:55,249 --> 01:05:56,375 What's the matter ? 1137 01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:59,385 [sobs] Do you realize what's happening ? 1138 01:05:59,453 --> 01:06:02,013 Mom and Dad are splitting up. 1139 01:06:02,089 --> 01:06:03,750 How do you know ? 1140 01:06:03,824 --> 01:06:06,190 [scoffs] Josh, it's obvious. 1141 01:06:06,260 --> 01:06:08,421 [doorbell rings] 1142 01:06:12,399 --> 01:06:13,593 - [barks] - Shaggy. 1143 01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:17,660 [Dave] I witnessed an attempted murder. You were right about everything. 1144 01:06:17,738 --> 01:06:20,935 An innocent man is about ready to go tojail. I gotta take a nap. 1145 01:06:21,008 --> 01:06:22,532 Don't wake me unless I'm human. 1146 01:06:22,609 --> 01:06:24,543 I mean, did you see that note he left ? 1147 01:06:24,611 --> 01:06:26,340 "I'll explain everything"? 1148 01:06:26,413 --> 01:06:28,347 We're gonna get the talk. 1149 01:06:28,415 --> 01:06:29,439 What talk ? 1150 01:06:29,516 --> 01:06:32,212 The"Mom and Dad are having problems"talk. 1151 01:06:32,286 --> 01:06:34,811 Then Dad'll leave. 1152 01:06:34,888 --> 01:06:38,722 [scoffs] They'll say it's temporary, but it won't be. 1153 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:41,386 Are you sure you're not just drama- queening ? 1154 01:06:41,462 --> 01:06:44,397 Josh, he didn't even come home last night. 1155 01:06:45,399 --> 01:06:47,094 But ifyou ask me, 1156 01:06:47,167 --> 01:06:50,295 he stopped caring a long time before that. 1157 01:06:52,539 --> 01:06:55,702 [Dave] No, no, no, no. No, that's not it. 1158 01:06:55,776 --> 01:06:58,438 No, no, no. 1159 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:15,491 [Carly] Shaggy. 1160 01:07:17,998 --> 01:07:20,330 Shaggy, would you stop making such a... ? 1161 01:07:23,070 --> 01:07:25,038 That's impossible. 1162 01:07:29,409 --> 01:07:30,740 [Dave] Finally. 1163 01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:36,674 How ? 1164 01:07:45,692 --> 01:07:48,490 - [Josh] Grant & Strictland ? - Yes. 1165 01:07:48,562 --> 01:07:52,020 Mr. Forrester said they were making mutant animals, 1166 01:07:52,099 --> 01:07:55,193 and... and that's where I found Shaggy. 1167 01:07:55,269 --> 01:07:57,897 And Shaggy bit Dad. 1168 01:07:59,206 --> 01:08:01,674 - [whimpers] - [gasps] Oh, Daddy ! 1169 01:08:01,742 --> 01:08:04,302 [Dave] It's OK, kiddo. It's OK. 1170 01:08:04,378 --> 01:08:07,643 [crying] I'm so sorry. This is all myfault. 1171 01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:10,307 Can you please forgive me ? 1172 01:08:10,384 --> 01:08:12,443 There's nothin'to forgive. 1173 01:08:14,188 --> 01:08:16,850 [crying] 1174 01:08:17,858 --> 01:08:19,849 I'm gonna go call Mom. 1175 01:08:21,061 --> 01:08:24,553 So you saw the game yesterday ? 1176 01:08:24,631 --> 01:08:25,996 Yeah. 1177 01:08:26,066 --> 01:08:29,365 I didn't want to let you down, but I'm just no good. 1178 01:08:29,436 --> 01:08:32,530 No, no, no, no, no, no. You are good. 1179 01:08:34,908 --> 01:08:36,569 - [ringing] - Come on, come on. 1180 01:08:43,483 --> 01:08:46,714 Josh ? This... 1181 01:08:46,787 --> 01:08:48,778 There we go. Lemme get in here. 1182 01:08:53,427 --> 01:08:56,692 Do this. This is whatyou love. 1183 01:08:56,763 --> 01:09:00,028 'Cause ifyou keep playin'football, you're gonna get hurt. 1184 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:02,000 Thanks, Dad. 1185 01:09:02,069 --> 01:09:03,866 [Dave] And somethin'else. 1186 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,240 I know, I know. 1187 01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:13,245 - Deal ? - It's a deal. 1188 01:09:13,313 --> 01:09:14,871 Mom, it's Carly. 1189 01:09:14,948 --> 01:09:17,849 Call me back as soon as you getthis message. Bye. 1190 01:09:17,918 --> 01:09:20,352 [Dave] Did you hear that ? Did you hear that ? 1191 01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:22,547 Somebody's peein'on the lawn ! 1192 01:09:22,623 --> 01:09:25,615 Nobody makes it on my lawn and gets away with it ! 1193 01:09:25,692 --> 01:09:28,252 I'm gonna... [grunts] Oh ! 1194 01:09:29,396 --> 01:09:30,727 Oh ! 1195 01:09:34,534 --> 01:09:36,798 [woozy] Clean up on aisle three. 1196 01:09:36,870 --> 01:09:39,395 Price check on dog biscuits. 1197 01:09:39,473 --> 01:09:42,203 OK. Hi, Mr. Douglas. 1198 01:09:42,276 --> 01:09:43,937 - Who are you ? - How are ya ? 1199 01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:46,002 [growls] 1200 01:09:48,815 --> 01:09:51,079 [mumbling] Wait a second. I don't... 1201 01:09:51,151 --> 01:09:53,051 I don't feel so good. 1202 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,918 - Dad ! - Dad ! Daddy ! 1203 01:09:55,989 --> 01:09:57,854 - Hit it. - Yeah, OK. 1204 01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:02,357 [tires squealing] 1205 01:10:11,705 --> 01:10:14,640 I'm sorryyou're a dog. I am. 1206 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:19,338 Also, very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. 1207 01:10:19,413 --> 01:10:22,974 People will be wondering where you've disappeared to. 1208 01:10:23,050 --> 01:10:24,745 Then again... 1209 01:10:24,818 --> 01:10:27,184 ... dogs do wander off. [chuckles] 1210 01:10:27,254 --> 01:10:30,417 I can't believe you think you're gonna get away with this, Kozak. 1211 01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:33,323 Nonetheless, before you die, 1212 01:10:33,393 --> 01:10:36,191 we're going to want to run some tests on you. 1213 01:10:36,263 --> 01:10:39,357 Eenie, meenie, minie, cutyou, hurtyou, ow, 1214 01:10:39,433 --> 01:10:41,367 your nose is coming off. 1215 01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:44,268 Because we just don't understand how you turned into him. 1216 01:10:44,338 --> 01:10:47,466 - [barks] - I'm very excited. 1217 01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:50,874 I can'twaitto get inside that body ofyours and just poke around. 1218 01:10:50,944 --> 01:10:52,468 Aah ! 1219 01:10:52,546 --> 01:10:54,946 Oh, you filthy little mongrel ! 1220 01:10:55,015 --> 01:10:57,984 [blows, pants] That wasn't very nice. 1221 01:10:58,051 --> 01:10:59,484 [Dave] That hurt, didn't it ? 1222 01:10:59,553 --> 01:11:02,078 Gonna have to work on that attitude when I get back. 1223 01:11:03,724 --> 01:11:07,251 Meanwhile, we are gonna run upstairs for a minute. 1224 01:11:07,327 --> 01:11:11,286 It seems Dr. Strictland is having a bit of a health crisis. 1225 01:11:11,365 --> 01:11:13,765 And after that, we're offto court 1226 01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:17,827 to watch Justin Forrester back down to save his own skin. 1227 01:11:19,506 --> 01:11:21,906 Be backto cutyou up like a birthday cake later. 1228 01:11:25,112 --> 01:11:27,046 [chittering] 1229 01:11:27,114 --> 01:11:30,174 Huh. Who are you, anyway ? 1230 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,512 [barking] 1231 01:11:31,585 --> 01:11:33,348 [Dave] Tibet. Really. 1232 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,888 Well, let me askyou this : [barking] 1233 01:11:35,956 --> 01:11:37,890 Why did you bite me ? 1234 01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:41,587 And turning me into a dog would help you... how ? 1235 01:11:41,661 --> 01:11:42,992 [whimpers] 1236 01:11:43,063 --> 01:11:45,531 I guess you didn'tthink aboutthat, did you ? 1237 01:11:45,599 --> 01:11:48,067 [barking, chittering] 1238 01:11:49,269 --> 01:11:51,066 Well, I turn into a human when I sleep, 1239 01:11:51,138 --> 01:11:53,163 but there's no time for that now, is there ? 1240 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,935 There's gotta be another way. 1241 01:11:55,008 --> 01:11:56,873 [barking] 1242 01:11:58,111 --> 01:11:59,578 Meditation ? 1243 01:12:05,419 --> 01:12:07,614 - Hey, sorry I'm late. - Get in and drive. 1244 01:12:09,356 --> 01:12:13,156 - What's wrong with you ? - Dad's been dognapped. Go, go ! 1245 01:12:14,694 --> 01:12:17,754 [Dave] lnhale, exhale. 1246 01:12:17,831 --> 01:12:20,095 I got to get my heart rate down. 1247 01:12:20,167 --> 01:12:22,897 [inhales, exhales] 1248 01:12:22,969 --> 01:12:24,231 I'm on a beach. 1249 01:12:24,304 --> 01:12:27,569 [echoing] lnhale, exhale. 1250 01:12:27,641 --> 01:12:30,371 Surrounded by fire hydrants. 1251 01:12:31,445 --> 01:12:33,572 [deep breathing] 1252 01:12:33,647 --> 01:12:35,911 Food everywhere. 1253 01:12:35,982 --> 01:12:38,951 Slow rolling waves of gravy, 1254 01:12:39,019 --> 01:12:41,681 crashing onto the shore. 1255 01:12:49,329 --> 01:12:52,662 The beached whale made of peanut butter. 1256 01:12:52,732 --> 01:12:54,723 [heartbeat slowing] 1257 01:13:07,747 --> 01:13:09,237 [Dave] It worked. 1258 01:13:09,316 --> 01:13:11,944 It worked. Great. 1259 01:13:12,018 --> 01:13:14,248 - [barks] - I'm back. It's good, it's good. 1260 01:13:14,321 --> 01:13:15,982 [howling] 1261 01:13:18,091 --> 01:13:21,652 - New problem. New problem. - [barks] 1262 01:13:21,728 --> 01:13:24,663 [Dave] Yeah. I've got to get those keys. 1263 01:13:24,731 --> 01:13:26,631 Now if I could just get overthere. 1264 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:29,692 OK. Yeah. Go. Go. 1265 01:13:29,769 --> 01:13:31,396 - Go. - [creaking] 1266 01:13:32,405 --> 01:13:33,997 Oh, no. 1267 01:13:34,074 --> 01:13:35,701 No, no, no, no, no... Oh ! 1268 01:13:35,775 --> 01:13:38,266 Oh ! Oh. 1269 01:13:38,345 --> 01:13:40,575 [grunting] Oh. 1270 01:13:40,647 --> 01:13:42,444 Oh, boy. OK. 1271 01:13:42,516 --> 01:13:43,915 Who's got a plan ? 1272 01:13:46,419 --> 01:13:48,284 Snake ! Do they have ears ? 1273 01:13:48,355 --> 01:13:50,482 - [barking] - Can you hear me ? 1274 01:13:50,557 --> 01:13:52,855 - [barks] - Don't need to show that hood at me. 1275 01:13:52,926 --> 01:13:55,554 You better watch 'cause it's gonna fall over. 1276 01:13:55,629 --> 01:13:57,995 - All right, monkey. - [hooting] 1277 01:13:58,064 --> 01:13:59,964 Sorry, chimp. You gotta push. 1278 01:14:00,033 --> 01:14:01,091 On three, ready ? 1279 01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:04,864 One, two, three. Push ! 1280 01:14:04,938 --> 01:14:08,931 Harder this time. One, two, three. Push ! 1281 01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:13,334 [Dave] I need some help from the rabbits. You gotta hop into this. 1282 01:14:13,413 --> 01:14:16,143 One, two, three. Hop ! 1283 01:14:16,216 --> 01:14:18,446 Aw, ya almost got it. Ya almost got it. 1284 01:14:18,518 --> 01:14:20,884 One more time. We got a big one. Here we go. 1285 01:14:20,954 --> 01:14:24,082 One, two, three. Hop ! 1286 01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:30,760 Yeah ! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ! 1287 01:14:30,830 --> 01:14:32,559 [hooting] 1288 01:14:36,169 --> 01:14:38,899 [Dave] Yo, snake ! Walk, skirt... 1289 01:14:38,972 --> 01:14:41,099 Do what... Uh, you know, slither. 1290 01:14:42,976 --> 01:14:45,672 Go, go, go. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 1291 01:14:45,745 --> 01:14:49,146 Yeah, yeah. Thattaboy, Thattaboy ! 1292 01:14:49,215 --> 01:14:50,682 Do you see where it is ? 1293 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,342 'Course you do. Perfect. 1294 01:14:52,419 --> 01:14:55,149 Stretch. Reach up. 1295 01:14:55,221 --> 01:14:57,155 Up there, up there. 1296 01:14:57,223 --> 01:14:59,248 That's it, that's it, that's it. 1297 01:15:00,794 --> 01:15:02,386 [Dave chuckles] 1298 01:15:04,998 --> 01:15:06,488 Beautiful. 1299 01:15:08,668 --> 01:15:10,727 Yes ! We're outta here ! 1300 01:15:10,804 --> 01:15:14,137 [all barking] 1301 01:15:18,712 --> 01:15:21,272 [grunts] Up, up. 1302 01:15:21,348 --> 01:15:24,112 - [Dave grunts] - [barks] 1303 01:15:24,184 --> 01:15:25,981 Yes ! You're next. 1304 01:15:27,988 --> 01:15:29,216 Follow the dog. 1305 01:15:29,289 --> 01:15:33,055 All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1306 01:15:33,126 --> 01:15:34,115 Up there. Go ! 1307 01:15:34,194 --> 01:15:35,661 Take care ofthe rabbit. 1308 01:15:35,729 --> 01:15:37,196 - [gas hissing] - [belches] 1309 01:15:37,263 --> 01:15:39,163 [Dave] Get it ? Help him out. 1310 01:15:39,232 --> 01:15:41,462 Easy, easy. Come here. 1311 01:15:41,534 --> 01:15:45,300 Good. [grunts] There you... Come on. Go, go, go. 1312 01:15:49,009 --> 01:15:51,307 - [croaks] - Come here. Come here. Come on. 1313 01:15:51,378 --> 01:15:53,710 Come here. 1314 01:15:53,780 --> 01:15:55,907 [grunting] Jeez. 1315 01:15:55,982 --> 01:15:57,574 What have you been eatin'? 1316 01:16:00,587 --> 01:16:02,452 - [barks] - [Dave] Sorry about that. 1317 01:16:02,522 --> 01:16:04,922 All right, up here. Up here. Up... 1318 01:16:04,991 --> 01:16:08,586 Boy, you're heavy for a snake. 1319 01:16:08,662 --> 01:16:12,359 Comeon. Oh ! Oh ! Uh ! 1320 01:16:15,068 --> 01:16:18,868 Ooh, yeah. That's creepy. That's... 1321 01:16:18,938 --> 01:16:22,305 That's creepy. Whoo. All right. 1322 01:16:22,375 --> 01:16:25,538 [Dave] It's a left, a left, a right and a left. 1323 01:16:25,612 --> 01:16:26,977 Just go towards the light. 1324 01:16:27,047 --> 01:16:29,208 I'll meet you guys out there. 1325 01:16:29,282 --> 01:16:32,251 [electricity crackling] 1326 01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:36,952 - Nice. - Thankyou. 1327 01:16:37,023 --> 01:16:39,116 [barking] 1328 01:16:39,192 --> 01:16:40,955 [howls] 1329 01:16:49,436 --> 01:16:51,631 There he is ! Look ! 1330 01:16:51,705 --> 01:16:53,969 Come here ! Come on, Dad ! Come on ! 1331 01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,031 Come on, let's go ! 1332 01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:59,476 We won't letthem get away with it. Don't worry. 1333 01:16:59,546 --> 01:17:01,013 - [barking] - That's right. 1334 01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:11,646 You know, you guys seem like nice young people with great futures. 1335 01:17:11,725 --> 01:17:14,922 You know that I'm the deputy district attorney. 1336 01:17:14,994 --> 01:17:16,859 Kidnapping is a capital crime. 1337 01:17:16,930 --> 01:17:19,023 You just can't lock people in cages, guys. 1338 01:17:19,099 --> 01:17:22,933 Yeah, there's a definite... Iine we're crossing here. 1339 01:17:23,002 --> 01:17:25,197 We crossed that line a long time ago, Larry. 1340 01:17:25,271 --> 01:17:26,738 [Gwen] Deal with it. 1341 01:17:34,481 --> 01:17:36,711 You know, you're not gonna get away with this. 1342 01:17:36,783 --> 01:17:38,751 Now... 1343 01:17:38,818 --> 01:17:43,016 ... you be a good little doggy and dojustwhatwe say. 1344 01:17:43,089 --> 01:17:45,421 [electricity crackling] 1345 01:17:49,362 --> 01:17:52,422 Doesn't feel so good to get zapped, does it ? Attaboy, chimp ! 1346 01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:54,763 Good, now get over here and get me out of here. 1347 01:17:54,834 --> 01:17:56,597 Come on. Put that thing down. 1348 01:17:58,638 --> 01:18:00,629 - [barking] - Please don't be mad, Daddy. 1349 01:18:00,707 --> 01:18:04,643 Don't worry, Dad. We're gonna take you to Mom and explain everything. 1350 01:18:05,645 --> 01:18:08,580 [sighs] He's really angry. 1351 01:18:08,648 --> 01:18:11,378 - [animals chittering] - All right. We gotta go. 1352 01:18:11,451 --> 01:18:14,477 Do you knowwhich waythe door is ? 1353 01:18:14,554 --> 01:18:17,148 All right. Good, good, good. Which way ? 1354 01:18:18,525 --> 01:18:20,584 - Are you sure ? - [monkey chitters] 1355 01:18:23,296 --> 01:18:25,958 I like the dark travertine better. What do you think ? 1356 01:18:26,032 --> 01:18:27,624 I agree. I'll push for that one. 1357 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:28,894 - Yeah. - OK, good. 1358 01:18:28,968 --> 01:18:30,629 [barking] 1359 01:18:32,038 --> 01:18:35,303 Could you just excuse me for a minute ? I... 1360 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:37,639 Oh, yeah, sure. 1361 01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:39,701 It's tough bein'a single mom. 1362 01:18:39,779 --> 01:18:42,475 [sighs] I'm not a single mom. 1363 01:18:42,549 --> 01:18:44,141 [Carly] Mom, we need to talk. 1364 01:18:44,217 --> 01:18:46,947 Why aren'tyou guys in school ? And why is Shaggy here ? 1365 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,851 It's not a dog. It's Dad. 1366 01:18:50,390 --> 01:18:53,291 I thoughtwe were going to break it to her slowly. 1367 01:18:53,359 --> 01:18:56,294 Grant & Strictland's been doing these weird animal tests. 1368 01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:59,297 So when Shaggy bit Dad, he turned into a dog. 1369 01:18:59,365 --> 01:19:01,890 - Carly, that's not possible. - It's true. 1370 01:19:01,968 --> 01:19:03,526 lt... The computer. 1371 01:19:03,603 --> 01:19:06,003 The other night, he was typing on the computer. 1372 01:19:06,072 --> 01:19:08,165 Come on, Dad. Type Mom a message. 1373 01:19:08,241 --> 01:19:09,503 Come on. 1374 01:19:09,576 --> 01:19:11,168 - [growling] - Come on. 1375 01:19:11,244 --> 01:19:13,644 Come on, Dad. Do it likeyou did the other night. 1376 01:19:13,713 --> 01:19:15,146 Come on. You know, like this. 1377 01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:19,581 Just one sentence."l am Dad." 1378 01:19:19,652 --> 01:19:22,553 - How'boutjust"Dad"? - [Rebecca sighs] 1379 01:19:24,157 --> 01:19:25,146 Kids... 1380 01:19:25,225 --> 01:19:27,250 ... I know that these last couple days 1381 01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:29,761 - have been difficult, but... - [phone rings] 1382 01:19:31,297 --> 01:19:34,198 [phone ringing] 1383 01:19:35,301 --> 01:19:37,030 - Hello ? - Hi, honey, it's me. 1384 01:19:37,103 --> 01:19:38,536 It's your father. 1385 01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:42,806 Wow. Uh, so many questions. 1386 01:19:42,876 --> 01:19:45,743 Do you know why the kids are at my office with Shaggy ? 1387 01:19:45,812 --> 01:19:49,805 He's not Shaggy. His name is Khyi Yag Po. 1388 01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:51,646 - Khyi Yag who ? - [barks] 1389 01:19:51,718 --> 01:19:53,345 [Dave] Po, that's his real name. 1390 01:19:53,419 --> 01:19:56,013 You know, how did the kids find him ? That's weird. 1391 01:19:56,089 --> 01:19:58,182 That is notthe onlything that's weird. 1392 01:19:58,258 --> 01:20:00,852 No, not that. You oughta see what I'm lookin'at. 1393 01:20:00,927 --> 01:20:03,418 They're trying to tell me that he is you. 1394 01:20:03,496 --> 01:20:05,396 [Dave] Stop that ! What are you doing ? 1395 01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:07,626 Stop doing that, all right ? You, quiet down. 1396 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:11,227 He's not... Guys, guys, guys, guys ! He's not me. 1397 01:20:11,304 --> 01:20:13,204 Well, yes, I gathered that. 1398 01:20:13,273 --> 01:20:16,538 But they're half right. Look, um, I'll meet you at the courthouse, 1399 01:20:16,609 --> 01:20:18,338 and I'll explain everything to ya. 1400 01:20:18,411 --> 01:20:21,574 - [Rebecca] You better explain it now. - Well, I can't explain... 1401 01:20:21,648 --> 01:20:25,277 Hold on a sec. I can't. The chimp. What ? Excuse me. The monkey... 1402 01:20:25,351 --> 01:20:26,909 - [Rebecca] Hello ? - What is it ? 1403 01:20:26,986 --> 01:20:28,715 [squealing] 1404 01:20:28,788 --> 01:20:32,053 The chimp... The chimp ? The chimp has got sunglasses on. 1405 01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:34,150 He's supposed to be giving me directions. 1406 01:20:36,696 --> 01:20:40,029 - [snarls] - Honey, you gotta believe me. 1407 01:20:40,099 --> 01:20:42,624 - [barking] - [panting] 1408 01:20:47,073 --> 01:20:49,064 [barking] 1409 01:20:52,045 --> 01:20:54,639 - I'll meet you at the courthouse. - What ? 1410 01:20:54,714 --> 01:20:57,877 Just meet me at the courthouse and bring me some clothes, OK ? 1411 01:20:57,951 --> 01:20:59,441 - Dave ! - Watch the rat ! 1412 01:20:59,519 --> 01:21:02,886 I love you ! Everybody, calm down ! 1413 01:21:02,956 --> 01:21:04,287 Dave ! 1414 01:21:05,658 --> 01:21:07,023 What's the matter with you ? 1415 01:21:07,093 --> 01:21:09,254 How come you can't act like the snake, right ? 1416 01:21:09,329 --> 01:21:11,263 - [barks] - Eh. 1417 01:21:11,331 --> 01:21:14,323 He wants us to meet him at the courthouse with clothes. 1418 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,302 - I don't get it. - It doesn't make any sense. 1419 01:21:18,371 --> 01:21:20,032 Two days ago, 1420 01:21:20,106 --> 01:21:23,303 when your father came home in the middle ofthe night, 1421 01:21:23,376 --> 01:21:26,038 he tried to convince me that... 1422 01:21:26,112 --> 01:21:28,171 ... he'd turned into a dog. 1423 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,445 - Let's go to the courthouse. - Come on, come on. 1424 01:21:36,522 --> 01:21:37,921 That's my Norah Jones CD. 1425 01:21:37,991 --> 01:21:40,653 [Dave] You can play it ifyou want. Play it. 1426 01:21:40,727 --> 01:21:43,321 - [horn honking] - Oryou could throw it out ofthe car. 1427 01:21:43,396 --> 01:21:48,356 Why'd you do that ? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ! 1428 01:21:48,434 --> 01:21:50,299 Everybody watch out, watch out ! 1429 01:21:50,370 --> 01:21:53,533 [tires squealing] 1430 01:21:53,606 --> 01:21:56,370 - [Dave] Ahh ! - [snarls] 1431 01:21:57,377 --> 01:22:00,175 Phew. We're all done ? 1432 01:22:00,246 --> 01:22:02,339 It's OK. Yeah, it's all right. 1433 01:22:02,415 --> 01:22:04,849 I know, I saw it coming. [sighs] 1434 01:22:04,917 --> 01:22:07,579 All rise for the Honorable Judge Whittaker. 1435 01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:12,023 [bangs gavel] 1436 01:22:12,091 --> 01:22:14,082 [bailiff] Be seated and come to order. 1437 01:22:22,969 --> 01:22:24,493 All right. I gotta go, guys. 1438 01:22:24,570 --> 01:22:27,130 All right, you guys stay here. All ofyou stay here. 1439 01:22:27,206 --> 01:22:30,198 Look, look. I'll be right back. Don't talk to anybody. 1440 01:22:30,276 --> 01:22:32,574 Don't play the music, and, uh... 1441 01:22:32,645 --> 01:22:34,806 You're in charge. 1442 01:22:46,559 --> 01:22:48,891 [heartbeat accelerates] 1443 01:23:21,694 --> 01:23:25,494 [Dave] To infinity and beyond ! 1444 01:23:41,114 --> 01:23:42,979 Do you guys think he's really coming ? 1445 01:23:43,049 --> 01:23:44,710 I don't know, kids. 1446 01:23:49,989 --> 01:23:51,616 Wait, look ! 1447 01:24:01,467 --> 01:24:03,662 [barking] 1448 01:24:05,338 --> 01:24:06,737 [Carly] Daddy ? Is that you ? 1449 01:24:06,806 --> 01:24:08,068 [Dave] It's me, kiddo. 1450 01:24:08,141 --> 01:24:10,735 But it can't be. 1451 01:24:10,810 --> 01:24:12,744 He's a dog. 1452 01:24:12,812 --> 01:24:15,110 [Dave] Would a dog say this : 1453 01:24:15,181 --> 01:24:18,981 [barking] I love you. 1454 01:24:19,051 --> 01:24:20,951 What did you say ? 1455 01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:23,750 [barking] I love you. 1456 01:24:26,492 --> 01:24:28,756 - Oh, honey. - [Dave] You got it. 1457 01:24:28,828 --> 01:24:30,819 I love you too. 1458 01:24:33,032 --> 01:24:37,025 [Dave] I love you. 1459 01:24:43,910 --> 01:24:46,879 It's weird for me too. But it is me. 1460 01:24:48,481 --> 01:24:50,176 That was cool. 1461 01:24:50,249 --> 01:24:53,013 And I'm real sorry about everything. I'm really sorry. 1462 01:24:53,085 --> 01:24:54,746 And I'll make it up to all ofyou. 1463 01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:56,788 But right now, I've got a trial to stop. 1464 01:24:56,856 --> 01:24:59,120 [Trey] Uh, Mr. Douglas ? 1465 01:24:59,192 --> 01:25:01,353 Yeah. 1466 01:25:03,196 --> 01:25:05,528 - Ooh. - No, I can't go. 1467 01:25:06,632 --> 01:25:07,621 [chuckles] 1468 01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:09,793 Everyone's gonna need therapy after this. 1469 01:25:09,869 --> 01:25:11,029 Good luck, honey. 1470 01:25:11,103 --> 01:25:12,695 Counselors, you may proceed. 1471 01:25:12,772 --> 01:25:16,572 Your Honor, at this time, my clientwould like to change his plea. 1472 01:25:16,642 --> 01:25:18,940 Hold everything, please. Hold everything. 1473 01:25:19,011 --> 01:25:20,774 [crowd murmuring] 1474 01:25:20,846 --> 01:25:22,040 Kozak, sit. 1475 01:25:22,114 --> 01:25:24,912 [Judge Whittaker] Mr. Douglas, it is my understanding 1476 01:25:24,984 --> 01:25:26,815 that you are no longer on this case. 1477 01:25:26,886 --> 01:25:29,855 - That is exactly right. - I understand, Your Honor. 1478 01:25:29,922 --> 01:25:33,358 lfl couldjust have a few moments with my associate. 1479 01:25:33,426 --> 01:25:34,950 It's very important. 1480 01:25:37,730 --> 01:25:39,891 Thank you, Your Honor. 1481 01:25:39,966 --> 01:25:43,424 Give me a chance. Give me one more chance. I will not disappointyou. 1482 01:25:43,502 --> 01:25:45,970 Stay, Kozak ! 1483 01:25:46,038 --> 01:25:47,437 You gotta trust me. 1484 01:25:47,506 --> 01:25:50,498 lfyou ever trusted me, you gotta trust me right this minute. 1485 01:25:54,447 --> 01:25:57,211 - He's back on, Your Honor. - [sighs] 1486 01:25:57,283 --> 01:25:58,910 We... 1487 01:25:58,985 --> 01:26:02,182 Let's get Kozak back on the stand one more time. Let me handle it. 1488 01:26:02,255 --> 01:26:03,449 [clears throat] 1489 01:26:03,522 --> 01:26:06,923 We'd like to recall Dr. Kozak to the stand. 1490 01:26:06,993 --> 01:26:10,793 [Judge Whittaker] Dr. Kozak, would you please return to the stand. 1491 01:26:10,863 --> 01:26:14,321 Uh, I'd be, uh, delighted. 1492 01:26:18,004 --> 01:26:20,939 Counselor, you are on a very short leash. 1493 01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:24,534 This court has lost all patience with ridiculous behavior. 1494 01:26:24,610 --> 01:26:28,637 Your Honor, just because something looks ridiculous doesn't mean it's not true. 1495 01:26:28,714 --> 01:26:31,774 Just takes more courage to believe in it. 1496 01:26:31,851 --> 01:26:35,844 Just don't let your courage get itself kicked out of my courtroom. 1497 01:26:37,556 --> 01:26:39,023 Thank you, Your Honor. 1498 01:26:39,091 --> 01:26:42,288 Dr. Kozak, may I remind you you are still under oath. 1499 01:26:42,361 --> 01:26:44,022 Yes, you may. 1500 01:26:44,096 --> 01:26:47,156 Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is workin'on a drug 1501 01:26:47,233 --> 01:26:49,701 thatwill extend human life like a hundred years ? 1502 01:26:49,769 --> 01:26:52,169 I am not at liberty to discuss that matter. 1503 01:26:52,238 --> 01:26:55,173 Of course you're not. But ifthat were true, 1504 01:26:55,241 --> 01:26:57,607 thatwould be a pretty big deal, right ? 1505 01:26:57,677 --> 01:27:00,271 Ah,"were true," which it is not, probably. 1506 01:27:00,346 --> 01:27:03,543 And whoever was in charge ofdeveloping such a thing... Whoo ! 1507 01:27:03,616 --> 01:27:05,607 Not only would they be insanely wealthy, 1508 01:27:05,685 --> 01:27:08,245 theywould be immortalized in history, right ? 1509 01:27:08,321 --> 01:27:10,789 [chuckles] Yes, I suppose they would. 1510 01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:14,257 Wow. Wow. What a thrill it must be 1511 01:27:14,327 --> 01:27:16,625 to work under Dr. Strictland. 1512 01:27:16,696 --> 01:27:18,357 [sniffs] 1513 01:27:19,365 --> 01:27:20,662 'Scuse me. 1514 01:27:20,733 --> 01:27:24,032 Dr. Strictland, the creative force at your company, right ? 1515 01:27:24,103 --> 01:27:28,199 Well, ittakes many different people to contribute to the higher... [babbles] 1516 01:27:28,274 --> 01:27:30,834 [Dave] Yes, yes, yes, yes. But what an honor it must be 1517 01:27:30,910 --> 01:27:32,969 to work in Dr. Strictland's shadow. 1518 01:27:33,045 --> 01:27:36,674 I don't work in anyone's shadow. I wouldn't. I couldn't live with myself. 1519 01:27:36,749 --> 01:27:38,979 There's nothing wrong being in second place. 1520 01:27:39,051 --> 01:27:41,645 Second fiddle, second banana, second up. 1521 01:27:41,721 --> 01:27:44,315 I am the chief scientist. 1522 01:27:44,390 --> 01:27:47,484 l, me, mine ! [growls] 1523 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:49,221 [Dave] Ho ! Come on. 1524 01:27:49,295 --> 01:27:51,354 Gettin'kinda agitated. What's up, dog ? 1525 01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:53,898 Pick up a little virus down there in the lab, did ya ? 1526 01:27:53,966 --> 01:27:56,196 Must be something going around. [growling] 1527 01:27:56,268 --> 01:27:58,998 [both growling, snarling] 1528 01:28:03,576 --> 01:28:05,737 [Judge Whittaker] No more growling. 1529 01:28:05,811 --> 01:28:07,836 Mr. Douglas, I have had enough. 1530 01:28:07,913 --> 01:28:10,438 He stole a sacred dog from China, stuck needles in it 1531 01:28:10,516 --> 01:28:13,417 and almost killed this thing for his little experiments. 1532 01:28:13,486 --> 01:28:15,477 - The witness is not on trial. - Thankyou. 1533 01:28:15,554 --> 01:28:17,181 You putyour boss in a coma. 1534 01:28:17,256 --> 01:28:19,247 Escort Mr. Douglas out ofthe courtroom. 1535 01:28:19,325 --> 01:28:21,259 You set that fire to cover up your crime ! 1536 01:28:21,327 --> 01:28:23,261 He set that fire, and you're trying... 1537 01:28:23,329 --> 01:28:25,354 You're trying to frame Forrester for it ! 1538 01:28:25,431 --> 01:28:27,661 I've seen that monkey that barks ! It's real ! 1539 01:28:27,733 --> 01:28:30,531 They've also got this rabbit they taught how to fetch ! 1540 01:28:30,603 --> 01:28:32,935 - He does ! - Ladies and gentlemen ofthejury, 1541 01:28:33,005 --> 01:28:35,940 please disregard everything Mr. Douglas has said. 1542 01:28:36,008 --> 01:28:37,839 - [sighs] - Hey ! 1543 01:28:37,910 --> 01:28:40,538 Kozak ! Kozak ! Kozak ! Go fetch ! 1544 01:28:40,613 --> 01:28:42,410 Mmm ! [pants] 1545 01:28:43,649 --> 01:28:45,981 [crowd murmuring] 1546 01:28:49,088 --> 01:28:51,420 [growling] 1547 01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:55,192 [panting] 1548 01:29:02,501 --> 01:29:05,095 Sorry, uh, things are a little stressy at work, 1549 01:29:05,171 --> 01:29:06,798 long hours and the like. What ? 1550 01:29:06,872 --> 01:29:08,635 What ? 1551 01:29:08,707 --> 01:29:10,334 - [crowd gasping] - What ? 1552 01:29:14,713 --> 01:29:17,978 - Oh ! - [crowd gasping] 1553 01:29:18,050 --> 01:29:20,678 [Kozak grunts] Whoo ! 1554 01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:26,818 [Dave] lfthat isn't evidence of genetic mutation, 1555 01:29:26,892 --> 01:29:28,086 I don't knowwhat is ! 1556 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,754 On second thought, bailiff, take him into custody. 1557 01:29:30,830 --> 01:29:32,764 For what ? 1558 01:29:32,832 --> 01:29:34,823 Shufflin'around a little DNA ? Huh ? 1559 01:29:34,900 --> 01:29:37,494 Don't you morons realize I can make us all immortal ? 1560 01:29:37,570 --> 01:29:40,061 Animals don't even understand what's goin'on ! 1561 01:29:40,139 --> 01:29:41,970 Don't tell me they don't understand. 1562 01:29:42,041 --> 01:29:44,805 Animals understand. I know different. 1563 01:29:46,312 --> 01:29:49,372 Yeah, you know. [chuckles] 1564 01:29:49,448 --> 01:29:51,439 This isn't over. We got so much in common. 1565 01:29:51,517 --> 01:29:53,485 Let's stay in touch, huh ? [growls] 1566 01:29:53,552 --> 01:29:55,679 Ooh ! Are we goin'outside ? 1567 01:29:59,592 --> 01:30:01,082 [chuckles] 1568 01:30:03,429 --> 01:30:05,158 I owe you an apology. 1569 01:30:05,231 --> 01:30:07,028 You gotthis one right, after all. 1570 01:30:07,099 --> 01:30:08,828 Thank you, Ken. 1571 01:30:08,901 --> 01:30:12,701 I don't even wanna know how that car got here. 1572 01:30:12,771 --> 01:30:15,968 [chimpanzee hooting] 1573 01:30:16,041 --> 01:30:17,906 - Would... ? - [Dave] All right, boss, 1574 01:30:17,977 --> 01:30:21,208 I wantyou to set up a trustfund to help my animal friends there. 1575 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,613 - Keep'em offthe highway. - [Ken] Absolutely. 1576 01:30:26,552 --> 01:30:29,817 After today, ace, you're a shoo- in to get elected DA. 1577 01:30:29,889 --> 01:30:32,050 - [chuckles] - Take your kudos. 1578 01:30:32,124 --> 01:30:34,354 I have some more important people to talk to. 1579 01:30:34,426 --> 01:30:36,894 - I'll see ya. - Dave, congratulations on the case. 1580 01:30:36,962 --> 01:30:39,294 Thank you very much. No, thank... You know what ? 1581 01:30:39,365 --> 01:30:42,528 I will have a prepared statement from my office. Thank you all. 1582 01:30:42,601 --> 01:30:45,399 [barking] 1583 01:30:45,471 --> 01:30:47,564 - Hey. - Mm. 1584 01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:49,403 You made a great dog, Dad. 1585 01:30:49,475 --> 01:30:51,568 But you're gonna make an even better DA. 1586 01:30:51,644 --> 01:30:55,580 Carly, it means the world to me to hear you say that. 1587 01:30:55,648 --> 01:30:57,081 It really does. 1588 01:30:57,149 --> 01:31:00,084 Josh, listen. 1589 01:31:00,152 --> 01:31:03,519 [sighs] It took the eyes of a dog for me to see 1590 01:31:03,589 --> 01:31:05,989 that I made it hard foryou to tell the truth. 1591 01:31:06,058 --> 01:31:09,221 The truth is, son, whatever you love 1592 01:31:09,295 --> 01:31:11,320 I'm gonna love and support too. 1593 01:31:11,397 --> 01:31:13,092 Thanks, Dad. 1594 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:16,233 [laughing] Hey. 1595 01:31:16,302 --> 01:31:19,931 Brace yourselffor the old dog in your new man. 1596 01:31:21,340 --> 01:31:24,400 Yeah. Get out that new bikini. 1597 01:31:24,476 --> 01:31:27,809 We are goin'... to Oahu. 1598 01:31:36,589 --> 01:31:39,251 Mm, Oahu. I love you. 1599 01:31:39,325 --> 01:31:40,553 I love you too. 1600 01:31:40,626 --> 01:31:42,651 Just like I promised. 1601 01:31:42,728 --> 01:31:45,094 Hey, you guys, check it out ! 1602 01:31:45,164 --> 01:31:46,597 - What's that ? - [gasps] 1603 01:31:46,665 --> 01:31:48,132 Will you look at that. 1604 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,134 [* The Beach Boys : Surfin'USA] 1605 01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,403 - [barking] - [Dave] Look at that. 1606 01:31:56,475 --> 01:32:00,206 Hey, folks, that is a 300- year- old dog shootin'a curl. 1607 01:32:00,279 --> 01:32:01,576 Attaboy ! 1608 01:32:06,552 --> 01:32:08,884 [barking, howling] 1609 01:32:10,155 --> 01:32:12,350 Oh, I wish he didn't have to go backto Tibet. 1610 01:32:12,424 --> 01:32:14,153 Yeah. 1611 01:32:14,226 --> 01:32:15,818 [Josh] Hey, Dad ! Catch ! 1612 01:32:17,029 --> 01:32:20,897 Oh ! Oh, oh, oh ! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ! 1613 01:32:20,966 --> 01:32:22,957 I got it ! 119983