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Get a grip, girl.
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Hello?
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Um, hi.
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I'm Luke Roman.
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Sorry to drop by so late.
I'm here about the house.
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Historic six-bedroom,
four-and-a-half bath,
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multi-level hardwood floors.
Lots of custom woodwork.
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The house wants to kill me!
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Seller motivated.
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It's not you, Miss Donovan.
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It's the house. I can help you.
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Who are you?
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Are you a priest?
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No, ma'am.
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I'm the real estate guy.
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By M_I_S
www.opensubtitles.org
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- I called my fiancé.
- He's coming to pick me up.
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Maybe that should be a decaf.
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I may never sleep again.
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What's wrong with
the house, Mr. Roman?
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It's Luke, please,
and it's sort of
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difficult to explain,
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so I have this Keynote
presentation here
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that sort of lays it out.
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Oh.
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SMEP?
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Oh, you have no idea how many
euphemisms we focus-grouped
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before we hit on
"metaphysically-engaged."
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I don't get it.
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Well, we were hoping to spell
out something cool like SPECTRE,
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but oh, well.
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No, what is a
"metaphysically...?"
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Could have been worse. We were
dangerously close to SMEGMA.
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You're talking about
haunted houses?
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Well, focus groups, they
slaughtered that one.
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But here is a term they loved.
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A "stigmatized property"
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is one whose market value
has been affected by
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unfortunate occurrences.
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Tragic events associated
with the property,
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including, but not
limited to, murder
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suicide
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Even accidental death.
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Or the perception,
real or imagined,
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of any residual unpleasantness
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related to said
unfortunate occurrences.
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Residual unpleasantness?
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This next slide
is a little scary.
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- Can you take it?
- Eh.
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A stigmatized property
could lose up to 35%
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of its market value. It could
take up to 317% longer to sell.
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Because of a ghost?
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Did I mention ghost? Do
you see the "g" word?
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- No, many stigmatized properties.
- - they're totally normal.
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But even the perception of
creepiness, it just kills them.
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And even when
phenomena are present,
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most of the time there's a
totally rational explanation.
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Weird reflections.
Noisy pipes. Mice.
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A downdraft that can
make a fireplace...
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Reach out to grab you
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and suck you screaming
feet-first into hell?
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Occasionally irrational
explanations are required.
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I had been looking at
autopsy photos all day.
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I'm a med student.
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I wasn't judging.
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So, that, plus two glasses
of chardonnay and...
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Suddenly you are a
hysterical, helpless woman
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scared of the thunderboomers?
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There was something there.
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- See, I believe that.
- But do you?
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So, you're a...
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Ghost chaser.
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Miss Donovan. Megan? Megan.
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I'm about one thing:
Preserving homeowner equity.
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Protecting the God-given,
market-driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world,
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or the next.
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I don't believe in ghosts.
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Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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Megan!
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Oh, that's Brock.
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I'm sorry. He does that.
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It's okay.
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He missed me.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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We can talk about the
house. I'll, uh...
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Oh, I'll call you tomorrow.
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And thank you. Really.
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So much. Huh.
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The client is Donovan, Megan.
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She inherited the place
from her grandfather.
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Boyfriend lives
with her. A lawyer.
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You know the drill. Complete
psychokinetic triage,
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malevolent entity evaluation.
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Try not to totally
spook her out, okay?
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The conscience
of the world
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is so guilty that
it always assumes
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that people who investigate
heresies must be heretics.
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Aleister Crowley.
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Way to not
spook her out, Augie.
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Can we talk about
the Lenore's place?
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Did we get the M.E. results?
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Mm-hm. Clean.
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There was stuff flying out
of drawers. Mirrors cracking.
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Plates breaking. The
M.E. came back clean?
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Squeaky.
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Well, the referring agent is
certain there is a poltergeist.
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Who's the referring agent?
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Rita Weiss.
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Ooh.
Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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So, I have to call Rita Weiss
and tell her we came up empty?
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- Make the new girl do it.
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Susan! Your ears
must be burning!
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Everybody, this is Susan
Ireland, our new agent.
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We stole her from
Livingston-Kent
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where she spent
eight years straight
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in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.
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I'm so excited to be here.
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What's the Platinum
Ring of Esteem?
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It's just this club for people
who do ten million dollars
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in volume over a
twelve-month period.
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So it's not an actual
piece of jewelry.
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No.
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This is Father Phil. He does
our title work, research,
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- background checks, due diligence.
- - that sort of thing.
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Father... Phil?
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- Fallen priest. Hi.
- Ah!
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And this is August Ripley.
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August designs,
builds and maintains
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some of our
proprietary technology.
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You're the I. T. Guy?
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To find joy in
work is to discover
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the fountain of youth.
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Pearl S. Buck.
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And you met Zooey,
our office manager.
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Aye.
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She knows where all of
the bodies are buried.
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So to speak.
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No. Seriously, I know
things that could make.
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Why don't you wait to
take Susan to your dark,
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nihilistic places until after
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she's filled out
her W-4, shall we?
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Ready to work?
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I'm psyched!
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Susan, I have to take
this, but why don't we
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circle back to my office?
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Ms. Donovan! We were
just talking about you.
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Ms. Donovan... Megan...
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I really feel like you're
making a mistake here
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and a potentially dangerous...
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Yes.
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I'm sure your
fiancé is skeptical.
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And I realize things
look very different
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in the light of day.
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The light of day can fool you.
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So...
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We heard about that fire you
guys had at Livingston-Kent.
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Is, uh... everyone all right?
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Ah, yeah. Everyone's super!
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It was a very small fire.
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Hm.
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Has Luke explained the, um
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the niche of the
market that we serve?
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Oh, I did my due diligence.
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I know you people
are specialists.
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You close the houses
no one else can.
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The problem houses.
And you usually get
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your asking price or better.
The numbers don't lie.
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And your boss, Luke, is
kind of a mysterious figure
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in the business. But
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real estate should have
some mystery, some romance.
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Don't you think?
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- Mm-hm.
- Uh, yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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That's why I'm here.
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My personal mission
statement is,
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"I want to make a
difference in the world,
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one house at a time."
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Thank you, Miss Nebraska.
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It's...
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That was our client
on the phone.
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Oh!
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- She fired us.
- Oh.
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It happens a lot.
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Oh?
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They almost always come back.
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Oh.
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So, we'll proceed as
if we're still hired
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and see how things go.
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You met everyone.
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What an... eclectic team.
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August and Phil are really
great at what they do.
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It's just they're not great
with clients. Okay? But you are.
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I am a people person!
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- You are a people person!
- And we serve a lot of people,
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all over the world. No one
really does what we do.
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Sounds exciting.
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Can be.
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What, exactly, do we do?
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I have this brief Keynote
presentation here.
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Sort of lays it out.
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Super!
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SMEP?
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In Stambovsky versus Ackley,
the Supreme Court of New York,
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Appellate Division, ruled
that haunted houses are real
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insofar as the
reputation of the house
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being haunted impacts its value.
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Some agencies, they
help their clients
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sell their houses
by reducing clutter,
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or by putting drops
of vanilla extract
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on hot light bulbs for that
fresh-baked cookie smell.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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For these people, it's
not just their houses,
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you know, it's their lives.
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Their lives have become a
Stephen King short story.
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And they need someone
nice and smart to talk to.
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Someone who wants to
make a difference.
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One house at a time.
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Look, if you change
your mind about the job,
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you know, it's okay.
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I'm sure Bob Livingston
will take you back.
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Bob Livingston fired me.
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We had a thing.
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It was unprofessional and
wrong on both of our parts.
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And how long were your parts
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together?
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A year. I knew it was wrong.
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But it got complicated.
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He promised to leave his wife.
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He said we'd be partners.
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Two weeks ago, he renewed his
vows in Trinidad and Tobago.
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When he got back, he fired me.
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Look at me.
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I'm 34.
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I'm not in a relationship.
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I am locked into an
above-prime mortgage rate!
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And now I'm Winston
Zeddemore from Ghostbusters.
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So, this place has us stumped.
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The phenomena says poltergeist,
but our tests say no.
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Still, nothing like a rotisserie
chicken floating two feet
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off the counter to scare
off the looky-loos.
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- Rita Weiss?
- This got scary fast.
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Hi. Is your mom or dad here?
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You're the ghost guy.
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I'm the real estate guy.
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You are a delusional,
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oily ballsack wrapped in Armani.
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- Nice, Rita.
- In front of the kid.
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- I'm not a kid. Just...
- get rid of this thing.
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It's embarrassing and
impacting me socially.
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Rita, you know Susan.
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We've met.
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Well, Susan just
joined our team.
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Brave choice.
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So, where's Pope
Penis the Twelfth
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and Frankenstein's butt-double?
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Excuse me.
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Can't seem to find any original
documents on this house.
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00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,169
Gotta be in the file.
261
00:15:06,193 --> 00:15:08,104
It's not.
262
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,939
This place is at
least 100 years old
263
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:12,499
and there's nothing
on it prior to 1987.
264
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:14,444
That's weird.
265
00:15:14,468 --> 00:15:15,979
Mm-hm.
266
00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:19,582
Didn't just grow up out
of the ground, did it?
267
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,404
Nice turnout for a weekday.
268
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,721
If it is a poltergeist,
they're generally benign
269
00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,181
so I doubt you're in any danger.
270
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,693
What happened here?
271
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:07,030
We were all in here
together, it was game night,
272
00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:08,965
and a glass came
up off the table
273
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,600
and smashed into the picture.
274
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,101
See? Classic poltergeist.
275
00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:15,095
Tests came back negative.
276
00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:18,007
Any cold spots in the house?
277
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,009
Apparitions? Unusual noises?
278
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,945
None of that.
- Well, we did a
279
00:16:21,969 --> 00:16:23,913
preliminary investigation
of the filing
280
00:16:23,937 --> 00:16:26,616
of this subdivision and, uh,
this land was only developed
281
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,585
12 years ago.
282
00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:30,420
No battlefields, no
ancient burial grounds,
283
00:16:30,444 --> 00:16:33,814
no spiritual instability that
made it into the public record.
284
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:35,859
Have any of your neighbors
285
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:37,751
experienced any
unusual phenomena?
286
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:40,196
Edie Kalmanowitz grew
a potato in her garden
287
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,967
that resembled John Quincy Adams
and bled on national holidays.
288
00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:45,435
It's a quiet neighborhood.
289
00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,770
Well, if something
bad did happen here,
290
00:16:47,794 --> 00:16:49,939
it had to have
been prior to 1851.
291
00:16:49,963 --> 00:16:52,442
Right around the time they took
that picture on your sign, Rita.
292
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,711
- Eat a warm bowl of...
293
00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:56,446
Can I go out tonight?
294
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:57,981
I think it's best
if you stay in.
295
00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,883
Nana and Boompie
might be coming over.
296
00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:02,552
You can give them cute names
but it doesn't change the fact
297
00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:03,920
that your parents
are old and boring
298
00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:05,321
and carry a slight urine smell.
299
00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,757
- Lauren!
- Your mother said stay home.
300
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:09,025
Whatever.
301
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,794
I could use some help with
dinner. Would you make a salad?
302
00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:13,420
Whatever!
303
00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:16,366
She's at that age.
304
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,293
Hm.
305
00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:21,428
So, what now, genius?
306
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:29,612
- Ah!
- Uh!
307
00:17:42,182 --> 00:17:43,784
Luke Roman.
308
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:47,764
August? What'd you find out?
309
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:48,831
Do something!
310
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:50,891
- Have you talked to Phil?
311
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:55,963
No, I think that
I should go alone.
312
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:02,336
Oh, I think Susan seems to
have everything under control.
313
00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:13,823
Oh, dear. Are we going h.
314
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:15,625
No problem, we just learned
some interesting things
315
00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:17,226
about your house. It
would be a violation
316
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,495
of my sacred blood oath to
not disclose them to you.
317
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,598
Real estate agents take
a sacred blood oath?
318
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,765
It's like the oath
the doctors take.
319
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,601
It just mentions carpet more.
320
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:32,609
See, that's the thing.
321
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,310
There's no record of
this house being built.
322
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,703
It's like it was always here.
323
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:38,972
Jeez.
324
00:18:39,439 --> 00:18:42,085
All I'm asking is that you
let my people look around.
325
00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:45,855
They do a few simple tests.
No charge. No obligation.
326
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,091
I just don't know. My fiancé.
327
00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:49,525
The lawyer.
328
00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,661
- Don't say it like that.
- Like what?
329
00:18:51,685 --> 00:18:52,862
Condescending.
330
00:18:52,886 --> 00:18:55,999
A lot of people don't like you
guys any more than lawyers.
331
00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:58,134
We are both parasites.
332
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:01,194
Real estate agents do
less damage to the host.
333
00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:07,143
- I don't know.
- This is all just a bit much.
334
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,612
Megan, listen to me.
335
00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:12,181
There is something old and
very angry in this house.
336
00:19:12,205 --> 00:19:13,683
These things,
337
00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,985
they are like global
warming, or liver failure,
338
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,887
or the Easter Bunny.
339
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,023
Whether you believe
in them or not,
340
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,748
they could still hurt you.
341
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,460
The Easter Bunny can hurt you?
342
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:26,663
This isn't about my
troubled childhood.
343
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,431
This is about your house.
344
00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,697
What kind of tests?
345
00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:46,840
Feel it?
346
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:50,143
Like it's watching?
347
00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:00,020
Miss Donovan?
348
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,931
You must work for Luke.
349
00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:07,570
The bad thing
happened in the study?
350
00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:09,963
That's where the
bad thing happened.
351
00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:21,517
They told me you'd be here.
352
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:22,852
Please, don't let me interrupt.
353
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,778
All right, just one more.
354
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:29,058
- Whoo...
355
00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,862
- You want to take a few swings?
- It's great for stress.
356
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:35,522
- No, thanks.
- I'll stick to binge drinking.
357
00:20:36,857 --> 00:20:38,401
You wanna know what
most things people call
358
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,902
hauntings really are?
359
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:41,037
What?
360
00:20:41,061 --> 00:20:43,372
- They're unfinished business.
- That's what they are.
361
00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:45,742
What we do... what you do?
362
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,410
You find out what the
unfinished business is
363
00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,046
at the Lenore's place
and you finish it.
364
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,638
Sounds so simple.
365
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,617
What's your deal?
366
00:20:54,641 --> 00:20:57,820
You know all about me. I
know nothing about you.
367
00:20:57,844 --> 00:21:00,256
There's not much to tell.
368
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,127
You want me to be your
perky flight attendant
369
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:05,762
on the ethereal plane,
370
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,789
you're going to have
to open up a little.
371
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:13,994
Well...
372
00:21:14,995 --> 00:21:17,030
I grew up in
southern California,
373
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:20,476
I went to UC Santa Barbara
on a tanning scholarship.
374
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,079
I got my real estate
license, and I did okay.
375
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:25,148
Yeah, I can read your resumé.
376
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,474
I want the good stuff. Married?
377
00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:31,120
In a relationship?
378
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:32,822
I'm asking for
379
00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:35,358
ambivalent thirty-something
single women everywhere
380
00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:37,527
'cuz we have a database.
381
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,152
Nobody special.
382
00:21:42,455 --> 00:21:44,057
Parents?
383
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,638
- My mom left when I was little.
- My dad raised me.
384
00:21:48,662 --> 00:21:50,697
Single parent.
This was our place.
385
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:54,343
We used to come here
a couple times a week.
386
00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:56,336
You see him much?
387
00:21:56,903 --> 00:21:58,781
Passed away a few years ago.
388
00:21:58,805 --> 00:22:01,117
Oh. I'm sorry.
389
00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:06,413
It's okay. We keep in touch.
390
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:09,659
Fascinating, she said.
391
00:22:09,683 --> 00:22:12,219
She slowly inches
towards the exit...
392
00:22:14,221 --> 00:22:15,898
Susan,
393
00:22:15,922 --> 00:22:18,034
I'm going to need to focus
on the Donovan house.
394
00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:19,735
Can you take over
the Lenore's place?
395
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:21,637
And we are running out of ideas.
396
00:22:21,661 --> 00:22:23,139
And Rita? She's
going to eat us alive
397
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:24,640
if we don't come up
with something soon.
398
00:22:24,664 --> 00:22:26,809
We've been at it for a
month. Can I count on you?
399
00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,881
Well, I expected no less
from a veteran of the.
400
00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:34,016
Platinum Ring of Esteem.
401
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,319
I wish it had been jewelry.
402
00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:40,914
And one last thing.
403
00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:44,760
Don't rule out the
rational explanation.
404
00:22:44,784 --> 00:22:45,995
Ever.
405
00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:48,764
- Rule it out?
- I'm praying for it.
406
00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,245
What's upstairs?
407
00:23:02,269 --> 00:23:04,680
There's six bedrooms,
four bathrooms,
408
00:23:04,704 --> 00:23:06,916
a sort of a library, um...
409
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,251
Like a parlor or something.
410
00:23:08,275 --> 00:23:09,919
And a big attic.
411
00:23:09,943 --> 00:23:11,287
Downstairs?
412
00:23:11,311 --> 00:23:13,623
I don't really go down there.
413
00:23:13,647 --> 00:23:16,292
There's just a bunch of
boxes and, like, a door,
414
00:23:16,316 --> 00:23:17,918
but it's locked.
415
00:23:18,318 --> 00:23:21,988
I think, uh, we should
have a look, don't you?
416
00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:24,834
Uh...
417
00:23:24,858 --> 00:23:26,459
Yeah. Please.
418
00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,139
What's that noise?
419
00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:41,908
You've never heard that before?
420
00:23:58,692 --> 00:24:00,569
Do you have pets? Dogs? Cats?
421
00:24:00,593 --> 00:24:01,837
No. Brock's allergic.
422
00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:03,506
- Fish?
- Fish?
423
00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:06,008
Wouldn't their little fins
have trouble working the knob?
424
00:24:06,032 --> 00:24:08,177
Any living organism can
stimulate an otherwise
425
00:24:08,201 --> 00:24:10,112
inert psycho-kinetic field.
426
00:24:10,136 --> 00:24:11,147
Could be rats.
427
00:24:11,171 --> 00:24:13,349
Oh, don't say rats.
428
00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:17,987
I don't believe in most of this
crap but I do believe in rats.
429
00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:49,685
To your knowledge,
430
00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:53,489
did your Grandfather,
or anyone else, die
431
00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:55,324
horribly in this house?
432
00:24:55,348 --> 00:24:57,693
He died in an extended
care facility.
433
00:24:57,717 --> 00:24:59,386
He suffered from some dementia.
434
00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:03,690
I don't blame him.
435
00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:26,922
Big puppy.
436
00:25:26,946 --> 00:25:28,324
Who's a good boy?
437
00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:32,561
You are!
438
00:25:38,691 --> 00:25:40,102
Ahhh! Shut the door!
439
00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:41,728
No, wait, wait!
440
00:25:45,932 --> 00:25:48,301
Have you, uh,
regained your faith?
441
00:25:49,903 --> 00:25:51,614
No.
442
00:25:51,638 --> 00:25:55,051
But I did shave a few seconds
off my best time in the 40.
443
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:58,020
Please tell me that
wasn't a big rat.
444
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,293
Morning. What do we got?
445
00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:06,095
Luke, where did you
find this place?
446
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,030
Well, I've had my eye
on it for a while.
447
00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:10,299
Man, from a pure
emo-energy standpoint,
448
00:26:10,323 --> 00:26:14,470
we're talking Tower of London
meets the Paris Catacombs with,
449
00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:16,772
well, a little Wonderland
Ranch thrown in.
450
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:17,873
What tests did you run?
451
00:26:17,897 --> 00:26:20,042
The basics. The M.E. level?
452
00:26:21,634 --> 00:26:23,112
It's coming in at a five.
453
00:26:23,136 --> 00:26:24,737
A five?
454
00:26:25,405 --> 00:26:26,882
Never had a five.
455
00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:28,551
Oh, I think we're in
for a series of firsts
456
00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:30,143
with this place.
457
00:26:30,477 --> 00:26:32,588
Oh, yeah.
458
00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:35,315
He followed me home.
Can I keep him?
459
00:26:38,785 --> 00:26:40,353
Hi.
460
00:26:44,757 --> 00:26:47,136
Oh, well, look who
finally shows up!
461
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,671
- Is he all right?
- What happened?
462
00:26:48,695 --> 00:26:50,306
Poltergeists are
benign, you said.
463
00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:52,141
Nobody's in any
danger, you said.
464
00:26:52,165 --> 00:26:54,243
Just tell me what happened!
465
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:56,178
Just like last time,
all three of them
466
00:26:56,202 --> 00:26:58,981
were sitting down to a nice
family dinner when that
467
00:26:59,005 --> 00:27:01,851
big stone clock on the
mantle flew across the room
468
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:04,844
and hit Herb smack
between the eyes!
469
00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:07,790
He's lucky to just
have a concussion.
470
00:27:07,814 --> 00:27:09,549
He could have been killed!
471
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:14,830
You are gonna get sued
back to the stone age
472
00:27:14,854 --> 00:27:16,298
and lose your license.
473
00:27:16,322 --> 00:27:17,800
Rita! Shut your hole.
474
00:27:17,824 --> 00:27:19,001
Now,
475
00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:20,727
tell me exactly what happened.
476
00:27:46,252 --> 00:27:47,796
Hi, you've reached Brock.
477
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,299
Please leave a message
and I'll sue you later!
478
00:27:51,158 --> 00:27:53,135
Honey, it's me.
479
00:27:53,159 --> 00:27:55,671
It's after nine and you
promised you'd be home by eight.
480
00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:57,506
I just...
481
00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:59,566
I need to hear your voice.
482
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,858
Brock, Brock,
Brock, Brock, Brock.
483
00:28:15,882 --> 00:28:17,917
It is me, your woman.
484
00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:21,788
I am alone and scared and
485
00:28:22,722 --> 00:28:23,999
lonesome
486
00:28:24,023 --> 00:28:26,602
and afraid and, frankly,
487
00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:28,704
more than a little p. O.'d.
488
00:28:28,728 --> 00:28:31,531
Come home to me
now, tort monkey.
489
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,678
Or don't!
490
00:28:41,774 --> 00:28:43,376
Yeah.
491
00:28:46,579 --> 00:28:50,283
Lauren had just come home,
finally, and we were eating.
492
00:28:50,883 --> 00:28:53,686
- Remember any sights?
- Sounds? Smells?
493
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,931
There was a burning smell.
494
00:28:55,955 --> 00:28:57,499
Dinner was overcooked
495
00:28:57,523 --> 00:29:00,035
because of Lauren's
tardiness and lack of respect
496
00:29:00,059 --> 00:29:01,670
for our family time.
497
00:29:01,694 --> 00:29:04,340
Herb was just explaining
to her how a late dinner
498
00:29:04,364 --> 00:29:06,075
impacts his blood sugar.
499
00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:07,700
I could die.
500
00:29:10,136 --> 00:29:13,039
Did the clock do
anything before...
501
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,541
Before it attacked?
502
00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:17,419
No...
503
00:29:17,443 --> 00:29:19,054
Yes.
504
00:29:19,078 --> 00:29:21,781
It seemed to shake,
just a tiny bit.
505
00:29:25,885 --> 00:29:27,596
Stop.
506
00:29:28,988 --> 00:29:31,233
I miss you so bad! I know.
507
00:29:31,257 --> 00:29:32,825
I miss you, too.
508
00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:38,040
I don't know. I think they're
going to keep my dad overnight.
509
00:29:38,064 --> 00:29:39,541
Uh...
510
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,711
No, it's... Uh...
511
00:29:42,735 --> 00:29:45,104
I can't hear... this kid!
512
00:29:46,072 --> 00:29:47,983
I can barely hear you, Todd.
513
00:29:52,145 --> 00:29:55,924
No. Okay, no... Don't get
mad. I just... I-I can't.
514
00:30:01,287 --> 00:30:04,657
My mom told me to wait.
I'm already in trouble.
515
00:30:08,861 --> 00:30:11,573
Okay, thank God.
What a little brat.
516
00:30:20,873 --> 00:30:22,751
The lioness
rounds the corner
517
00:30:22,775 --> 00:30:24,853
and gets close to
the .
518
00:30:24,877 --> 00:30:29,325
Soon she will have it in its
clasp and takes it down hard.
519
00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:32,027
Tonight, maybe for
the first time.
520
00:31:04,183 --> 00:31:05,752
Oh, God.
521
00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:22,368
Ahh...
522
00:31:22,568 --> 00:31:24,170
Ha, ha, ha.
523
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:09,382
Are you okay?
524
00:32:11,751 --> 00:32:13,619
Can you go back in there?
525
00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:17,032
I'll go with you.
We'll get you dried off
526
00:32:17,056 --> 00:32:19,034
and we'll take a look around.
527
00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:29,645
I can take you to a hotel.
528
00:32:29,669 --> 00:32:30,712
You'll get a good night's rest,
529
00:32:30,736 --> 00:32:34,106
and we'll figure out this
thing in the morning.
530
00:32:34,307 --> 00:32:37,009
I really can't be
alone right now.
531
00:32:37,443 --> 00:32:38,754
Can I trust you?
532
00:32:38,778 --> 00:32:40,346
Yeah.
533
00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:42,324
You can trust me.
534
00:33:41,807 --> 00:33:44,176
You want to talk
about last night?
535
00:33:48,881 --> 00:33:50,449
These houses...
536
00:33:50,816 --> 00:33:52,518
They know what scares you.
537
00:33:55,721 --> 00:33:57,390
There's something
you should know.
538
00:33:58,057 --> 00:33:59,334
Your house?
539
00:33:59,358 --> 00:34:01,670
I've been watching
it for a while.
540
00:34:03,596 --> 00:34:05,140
Several years ago,
541
00:34:05,164 --> 00:34:07,342
before your grandfather
bought the place,
542
00:34:07,366 --> 00:34:08,977
it was unoccupied.
543
00:34:09,001 --> 00:34:12,038
The yard had gone to
hell, so to speak.
544
00:34:12,238 --> 00:34:15,517
A neighbor lady... she had just
moved in... she came next door
545
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,743
to complain about the weeds.
546
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:22,448
Nobody knows who
answered the door.
547
00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:26,752
But nobody ever saw
that lady again.
548
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,192
Any idea who she was?
549
00:34:33,426 --> 00:34:35,904
They say I have her eyes.
550
00:34:35,928 --> 00:34:37,272
Your mother?
551
00:34:37,296 --> 00:34:40,366
I guess she'd just
moved back to town.
552
00:34:40,566 --> 00:34:42,602
I got some hang up calls.
553
00:34:43,436 --> 00:34:46,472
I called back. She
answered. I heard her voice,
554
00:34:46,772 --> 00:34:48,617
and I knew it was her.
555
00:34:48,641 --> 00:34:50,710
So, of course, I hung up.
556
00:34:50,977 --> 00:34:52,912
We never connected
and she disappeared.
557
00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:56,949
Anyway, it's...
It's complicated.
558
00:34:57,883 --> 00:34:59,652
Moms always are.
559
00:35:00,319 --> 00:35:02,297
So, I have been eyeing
that house for a while.
560
00:35:02,321 --> 00:35:05,200
When your grandfather bought
it, I went to see him, you know?
561
00:35:05,224 --> 00:35:07,102
To see if he would let me
do some tests and things.
562
00:35:07,126 --> 00:35:08,236
He said no.
563
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:10,138
Yeah. Grandpa
didn't like people.
564
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,212
It's a little early, isn't it?
565
00:35:17,236 --> 00:35:18,780
Hm?
566
00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:20,215
Nope. I never stopped,
567
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,650
so, technically, it's
still last night.
568
00:35:21,674 --> 00:35:23,752
Um, Megan,
569
00:35:23,776 --> 00:35:26,145
this is a Domaine de
I'Armand Montrachet.
570
00:35:26,812 --> 00:35:28,724
It is one of the finest
white wines in the world.
571
00:35:28,748 --> 00:35:30,325
The oh-four is legendary.
572
00:35:30,349 --> 00:35:32,561
Yeah, Grandpa was
a serious wine guy.
573
00:35:32,585 --> 00:35:35,297
He had cases and
cases of these rare,
574
00:35:35,321 --> 00:35:36,865
expensive vintages
in the basement.
575
00:35:36,889 --> 00:35:38,166
In fact, they told me
576
00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:41,570
that he was adding a wine cellar
to the house when he got sick.
577
00:35:45,531 --> 00:35:47,175
Really?
578
00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:00,680
Do you mind if I...?
579
00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:11,090
Your dad seems okay.
580
00:36:12,224 --> 00:36:16,362
Think they're going to spring
him as soon as the doc shows up.
581
00:36:18,230 --> 00:36:19,832
So, who's the guy?
582
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,568
What guy?
583
00:36:23,803 --> 00:36:25,881
The guy who's got
you so messed up
584
00:36:25,905 --> 00:36:28,850
that you're tossing around
salad forks and mantle clocks.
585
00:36:31,143 --> 00:36:32,688
I never... I didn't...
586
00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,523
You are.
587
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:36,725
You did.
588
00:36:36,749 --> 00:36:40,486
You're not doing it on
purpose. But you have to stop.
589
00:36:43,355 --> 00:36:47,093
It's something that happens
to some kids at a certain age.
590
00:36:47,393 --> 00:36:50,763
We're a hormonal theme park
to begin with, and then
591
00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:54,309
something short-circuits.
592
00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,411
We flex a muscle we
didn't even know we had
593
00:36:56,435 --> 00:36:58,037
and then boom!
594
00:36:58,771 --> 00:37:00,372
Things move.
595
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,908
Things get broken.
596
00:37:05,444 --> 00:37:07,880
The technical term
is telekinesis.
597
00:37:08,681 --> 00:37:11,417
I looked it up a long time ago.
598
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,097
What if I hurt someone?
599
00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:17,490
You will learn to control it.
600
00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,267
Trust me.
601
00:37:24,263 --> 00:37:26,298
And go easy with this guy.
602
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,579
Guys can do stuff to your head.
603
00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:32,204
Make you doubt yourself.
604
00:37:33,105 --> 00:37:34,807
Besides, he's-he's
an opening act.
605
00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:36,776
He's not a headliner.
606
00:37:37,576 --> 00:37:39,755
He's My Chemical Romance.
607
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,857
You gotta save a little
something for when Linkin Park
608
00:37:41,881 --> 00:37:43,315
comes along.
609
00:37:45,251 --> 00:37:47,153
Those were bands, right?
610
00:37:49,388 --> 00:37:51,457
Yes, those are bands.
611
00:37:54,226 --> 00:37:56,595
Come on, let's
check on your dad.
612
00:37:59,298 --> 00:38:02,611
Did things like this happen
to you when you were my age?
613
00:38:02,635 --> 00:38:06,314
- He was a bass player.
- I set things on fire.
614
00:38:06,338 --> 00:38:07,949
- No, you didn't.
- Whoomf.
615
00:38:09,508 --> 00:38:11,110
That is awesome.
616
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,155
Hold on.
617
00:38:23,989 --> 00:38:25,467
What?
618
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:28,194
Feel free to keep
on trusting me.
619
00:38:28,527 --> 00:38:30,129
Okay.
620
00:38:37,336 --> 00:38:40,282
I need to get this
house out of my life.
621
00:38:40,306 --> 00:38:42,617
I'm either going to hire
somebody to torch the bastard
622
00:38:42,641 --> 00:38:45,821
and burn it back to hell, or
I'm going to lower the price.
623
00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:47,446
Lower the price?
624
00:38:49,114 --> 00:38:51,893
Luke, it's a supernatural
beast guarding a hell-house.
625
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:53,428
What makes you think...?
626
00:38:53,452 --> 00:38:54,596
Meat.
627
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,031
It's the universal language.
628
00:39:05,731 --> 00:39:08,276
As your broker, I
encourage you to toss it!
629
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,512
The pork... chop... now!
630
00:39:10,536 --> 00:39:13,048
- Oh, shit!
631
00:39:13,072 --> 00:39:14,482
Oh.
632
00:39:14,506 --> 00:39:15,784
- What?
- It's all dusty!
633
00:39:15,808 --> 00:39:17,519
He's not going to mind.
634
00:39:34,627 --> 00:39:36,137
A dog is a dog,
635
00:39:36,161 --> 00:39:38,039
no matter who his master is.
636
00:39:41,267 --> 00:39:42,978
Yup.
637
00:39:43,002 --> 00:39:44,579
Wine cellar.
638
00:40:27,913 --> 00:40:30,058
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
639
00:40:33,152 --> 00:40:35,764
The pork chop's
wearing off. Come on!
640
00:40:51,704 --> 00:40:53,214
Ohh.
641
00:40:53,238 --> 00:40:56,751
So, in the process of
building his wine cellar,
642
00:40:56,775 --> 00:40:58,720
your grandfather, he
accidentally opened
643
00:40:58,744 --> 00:41:01,656
some sort of portal
or a gateway.
644
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,492
I think we closed it but
I'll call in a welder
645
00:41:04,516 --> 00:41:07,586
and we'll seal up
that bad boy for good.
646
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,331
What about the dog?
647
00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:13,301
Well, without the energy from
the open portal, he'll move on.
648
00:41:13,325 --> 00:41:16,504
He's probably looking for a
ghostly mailman as we speak.
649
00:41:16,528 --> 00:41:19,274
Oh, God. We are never
gonna sell this place.
650
00:41:19,298 --> 00:41:21,109
Oh, I think you will.
651
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,268
You just need proper
representation.
652
00:41:25,104 --> 00:41:27,439
A sort of a specialist, then.
653
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:31,176
Definitely. Someone you can
trust. That's, like, crucial.
654
00:41:32,911 --> 00:41:35,690
- And the, uh, evil spirits...
- They're all gone?
655
00:41:35,714 --> 00:41:38,293
I assume that the
lawyer is staying?
656
00:41:38,317 --> 00:41:39,885
We'll see.
657
00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:43,164
What about your mother?
658
00:41:50,462 --> 00:41:52,107
Still got it?
Yeah, I do.
659
00:41:52,131 --> 00:41:53,808
You did some really
nice work here.
660
00:41:53,832 --> 00:41:55,610
Thanks.
661
00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:59,080
So, where do we stand
on the Donovan house?
662
00:41:59,104 --> 00:42:01,807
Oh, we are gonna
sell that mother.
663
00:42:04,276 --> 00:42:06,654
Luke, I need to know:
664
00:42:06,678 --> 00:42:08,857
How did you find out about me?
665
00:42:08,881 --> 00:42:12,317
My telekinesis and the fires.
666
00:42:12,951 --> 00:42:15,163
Research. It's what we do.
667
00:42:18,290 --> 00:42:21,903
So, you were kidding
about your dad, right?
668
00:42:21,927 --> 00:42:23,805
'Cuz you know I don't
really believe in that.
669
00:42:23,829 --> 00:42:26,031
So, what do you believe?
670
00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:31,012
I believed
671
00:42:31,036 --> 00:42:34,339
that I was in love
with Bob Livingston.
672
00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:39,578
I believed he would
leave his wife.
673
00:42:39,912 --> 00:42:41,389
So, is it so hard to believe
674
00:42:41,413 --> 00:42:43,558
that I stayed in
touch with my father?
675
00:42:43,582 --> 00:42:45,326
Susan, people die.
676
00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,162
Their souls, they pass on.
677
00:42:47,186 --> 00:42:50,189
Only love and low maintenance
composite decking last forever.
678
00:42:51,757 --> 00:42:54,235
I believe it's going
to be very interesting
679
00:42:54,259 --> 00:42:55,761
working for you.
680
00:42:56,195 --> 00:42:58,206
I believe that you're right.
681
00:43:17,249 --> 00:43:19,618
A Frenchman named
Rochefoucauld once wrote,
682
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,356
"It is with true love
as it is with ghosts..."
683
00:43:33,432 --> 00:43:35,243
Everyone talks about it
684
00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:36,945
"but few have seen it."
685
00:43:46,445 --> 00:43:47,922
Still,
686
00:43:47,946 --> 00:43:49,982
person's got to
believe in something.
687
00:43:52,751 --> 00:43:54,319
Don't you think?
688
00:43:57,990 --> 00:43:59,591
I'll see you soon.
689
00:44:00,592 --> 00:44:01,903
Mom.
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