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The following programme contains very
strong language.
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ROMESH: Ten years ago,
Rob Beckett and I met
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on the comedy circuit
and we've been friends ever since.
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I think we complement each other.
He's sad, I'm happy.
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He'll always have
a smile about things.
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It's just a shame that
that smile is so punchable.
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Now we're putting
our friendship to the test...
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Why are we in this vehicle?
Bigger the better, innit?
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..as we travel the world together...
I'm gonna get out of here
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and smack your ass with this.
OK, get out, then.
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..to meet some of
the greatest athletes on the planet.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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As well as some of the biggest stars
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from the world of music
and entertainment.
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We'll be immersing ourselves
in their world
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to find out what makes
them who they are.
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I look happy, don't I?
Just minus the skill...
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Oh, my God.
..talent...
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I haven't been this close to my wife
in about three weeks.
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..or motivation...
Jesus Christ.
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Bolt don't do this.
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..that makes them mega stars.
Holy shit.
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This week Romesh and I
are learning about
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the multi-million pound industry
that is fashion.
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Rob's not fashionable,
I'm not fashionable.
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My fashion strategy
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is, "Does this smell?"
If not, I'm gonna wear it.
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On our quest for discovery we'll
be hanging out with David Gandy,
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the most famous
male model in the world,
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and he'll be sending us on a journey
to try and become models ourselves.
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Rom.
-Fashion.
-Fashion.
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Are you excited about fashion.
I just think
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that you're not a fashion person,
if the number one remit
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for a garment is,
does it hide my tits?
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100%. That's why
the bomber jacket is good.
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You've got your T-shirt
down the middle,
tit flanker in the jacket.
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That's why I always get excited
when it starts to get cold.
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Cos layers...
Layers is your friend.
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They're such a friend.
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Rom and I have reached an age
where we're more concerned
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about hiding our man boobs
than dressing to kill.
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We're out of touch in fashion,
so what better way
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to begin our journey
into the industry
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than by heading off
to meet the most famous
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male model on the planet,
David Gandy?
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The definition of tall, dark
and handsome,
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he's been the face of some of
the biggest designer brands
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and graced magazine covers
around the world.
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I just can't imagine
what your life's like
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when you're that good looking.
I know.
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How could you be friends
with him, as well,
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cos I look ugly next to you?
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Imagine being out with Gandy.
Could you even imagine
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what the comparison will be like?
Oh, it's...
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Got to see David Gandy, though,
but I wonder why he's bought his pet.
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So, what is
your physical hang-ups, right?
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You do your top three, I'll do my
-top three.OK. Stomach.
-Yeah.
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-Eye.
-Eye.
I would say the eye is distracting,
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but it gives you a bit of character.
When you say distract,
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what do you mean by distracting?
Sometimes when I look at you
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I don't know which eye to pick.
I just go for bridge of nose.
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That is one of the worst things
that anyone
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has ever said to me.
Really? (LAUGHS)
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It's only when I think about it.
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I've known you for ten years. Are you
telling me that over that ten years,
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you've had times when you think,
"I'm just gonna look at his nose"?
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I'll tell you what, if you look at
anyone and overthink it, you panic
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and don't know where to look.
Rob, I'm not a car crash.
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Sorry. It's not just you.
"I don't know what to focus on
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when I'm looking at you
and talking to you.!
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Not all the time. Sometimes.
"I look at you nose
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to avoid looking
at your distracting eye."
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And, also, you said it straight
after I told you
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it's one of my biggest hang-ups.
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You literally...
Literally, psychologically,
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the worst strategy
you could have taken.
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Tell me your three hang-ups,
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so I can shit on them for you.
Sorry, that was bad.
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So, your belly, your eye, what else?
My arse.
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Your belly, eye, arse? My three...
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It counts as two separate ones.
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Tits and nipples.
Tits and nipples.
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Cos if the tits went the nipples
are still a problem?
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You can see that bulbous lump
through my T-shirt sometimes.
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No, you can't.
You can.
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And that is what a friend does, OK?
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Cos I'll be honest with you, I have
noticed your nipples.(LAUGHS)
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But I didn't say it like that
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because I know how to deal
with a human and be a friend.
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(LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY)
"I have noticed your nipples."
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David has invited us
to his favourite tailors
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in London's Savile Row
and we were hoping
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he was gonna give us some insights
into the world of fashion.
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David.
How are you?
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Rob. Nice to meet you.
-David. Pleasure.
-Hello. Romesh.
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Romesh, David.
You are gorgeous.(LAUGHS)
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You're not messing about
with your face, are you?
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The initial thing is, you know, the
most famous male model in the world.
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-Would you say that?
-I'll take it.
Who is your competition?
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If you're Messi, who's Ronaldo?
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Different guys for different
-positions.
-That is a dreadful way
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of hiding the fact that you know
you're number one.
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I am the best. Number one.
I'm genuinely fascinated by this,
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because I'm an unattractive man.
You don't have to...
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Please don't disagree with me.
You haven't gone to. No, but I...
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I'm an unattractive man,
Rob's pretty ugly.
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Wow, I'm not that bad.
What is it like to be this hot?
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Do you ever look yourself
in the mirror and go...
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(WHISPERS) "Yeah, this is decent?"
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No.
-Never?
-Come on, Dave.
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I do it with my face, so you should
be doing it, or I'm mental.
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You have good days, bad days.
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It's like some days you walk out and
you go, "You're looking all right."
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I think, if I looked like you,
I'd be awful.
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I think I'd be an absolute animal.
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I don't know what you do with three
layers on. I'd have shirt off 24-7,
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just bowling about going,
"Have a look at that.
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I'm not messing about. Number one
male model in the world."
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What parts of you
are you not a fan of?
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Well, my mum said I'd grow into this
nose one day and...
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That hasn't happened?
Your nose ain't that big.
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-It's quite substantial.
-Isn't a
strong nose an attractive trait?
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I don't know, but there's two things
that don't stop growing, your nose
and ears.
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That's three things.
I'm in trouble.
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It's counted as one, surely.
You know, you'd think
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there are things I like about
myself. You don't necessarily think
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you're as attractive
as some other people.
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I'm waiting for that.
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I'm waiting for that person
to go, "Come on
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You've had a really good time for 16
years, a good innings but..."
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"We've had a chat,
the nose is too much."
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Come on."
"You don't know what you're doing."
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That's true.
I absolutely have no idea.
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I also hate having my photo taken.
Really?
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That's your main job though, innit?
It pretty much is.
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That's the weirdest thing people say
to me.
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That's like your curse.
Your beauty is a curse.
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I'm sorry to say,
that makes me feel a bit better,
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because you are so good looking.
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I want some part of your life to be
miserable. Do you know what I mean?
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Cos otherwise I can't...
I can't carry on.
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I don't mean that personally to you.
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I just need for me to continue
believing in God.
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Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
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Have you ever had a moment
with an image or something
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that you thought was a bit of a wow
moment in your career
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cos you had that huge 50-foot
billboard in Times Square.
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That's what kicked off everything.
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It was Light Blue
for Dolce and Gabbana.
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And I think the reason I wanted to
then make a name
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and become established in fashion,
too,
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cos everyone just knew me me
-as White Pant Boy.
-Yeah.
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"Ah, is that white pant boy?" I
said, "I've got to change this."
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Are you an ambassador for
Battersea Dogs Home, as well?
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About a year ago.
You're absolutely cleaning up
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with the women, aren't you?
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Just like, "Oh. "I'm a male model,
and I look after sick dogs."
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-Yeah.
-Leave some for the rest of us,
Dave.
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You're an animal.
It's ridiculous.
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What's your default...
If you're having a photo...
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I just do a good grimace. I've got
really quite far 16 years
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just by looking grumpy.
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Oh, that was it. Did you see that?
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He just went straight into it.
Or else I just do that.
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That's got me quite far, that one.
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I actually questioned my sexuality
for a split-second.
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Then you're back into it and now
it's gone.
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Cos I'm not a model, anywhere
near... You're not a model? No way.
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Just to confirm,
so I don't step on your toes.
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-The cameras are still running.
-I
think I'd too mouthy to be a model.
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I don't think that's gonna be
the main problem.
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"he talks talks too much.
That's why you can't be a model."
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I don't think that's gonna be the
deal breaker.
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You've got a few fashion lines.
If you had to pick
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one of us to model for you,
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who would you choose as a model...
For one of my...
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Yeah. Who do you think
is better looking?
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Who would you pick?
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Business head-on.
You want to show your...
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Yeah, you want to show diversity.
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-They go for the ethnic market.
-Don't
start getting the old ethnic thing.
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If you want get the brown pound,
you have to go for it.
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It's a really good point.
Come on, mate. There's a campaign,
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and it's Krishnan Guru-Murthy
and someone else.
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That's covered. You can't slip in
-there.
-Fine.
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Right? And you just need someone to
be in the campaign who -
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Is Krishnan Guru-Murthy might go
to...
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I was trying to think
of the most famous Asian man
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that wears glasses that I could
and I think I nailed it.
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The fashion industry is so
diverse... Yeah.
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..and I think that's where
we're all trying to...
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We're trying to open up the
-barriers.
-Brown pound.
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And, face it, not anyone can model.
You're banking on brown?
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You know what they say
about fashion?
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The money's all in masala now.
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So you'd pick him.
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So, basically, we are in a situation
where we're trying
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to find out about fashion.
We know nothing.
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We want to know
what modelling's all about,
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what fashion's all about, what we
should look for, dos and don'ts.
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Have you got any tips for us
that can help?
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When people say, "I don't know
anything about fashion, I'm not
interested,
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say you guys, you put your outfit
together. Today you chose it.
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-Yeah.Right?
-Yes.
So you have got interest in fashion.
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There's no right or wrong.
I won't have people saying,
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"That's a bad outfit, that's a good
outfit." There's no right or wrong.
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Who are you to say this is right
or wrong?
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Him in a boob tube.
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Romesh Ranganathan in a boob tube,
right or wrong?
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Come on, mate.
You're rocking my confidence.
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Nipples looking the same way
as the eyes.
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Thank you, Dave.
Is it all right to call you Dave?
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I've done it. I've pulled back.
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-Thanks so much.
-Pleasure.
See you.
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Keep being good looking, yeah?
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This week David Gandy
has been teaching us
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all about the world of fashion,
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and to learn what it is like
to be a male model
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he books us up a session with top
fashion photographer Nicky Johnston,
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whose clients include
Nicole Scherzinger,
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Justin Bieber and now us.
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Nicky?
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So, boys, how are you feeling
about today? Excited?
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Yeah, very excited.
We know we're a bit, like,
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rough around the edges, but we're
willing to put all the effort in.
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I'm gonna run you through some
example photo shoots,
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and we're gonna end in the ultimate
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of male modelling,
which is swimwear.
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-OK.
-Why is that the ultimate
of male modelling?
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Because it's showing
your physique off.
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It's a very strong.
We're recreating a big,
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advertising campaign image.
Yeah.
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Can I go and have a shit?
Is that all right?
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Do anything you need to do.
If I get one of them out...
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Mate, you're not gonna shit yourself
a six-pack.(LAUGHS)
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You probably think male modelling
is quite easy.
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Yes.
Trust me, it isn't.
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What we need to do is transform you
a little bit,
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get you into hair and make-up, some
clothes, and I'll see you later.
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Let's do it. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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From today, I expect a portfolio
that will lead
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to and agent and a ten-year -
(ROMESH LAUGHS)
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What? See, this is my problem.
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He's just not a believer.
He's so negative.
245
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I've sort of got a sort of a...
a large, kind of, ugly kind of head.
246
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My body isn't great.
You have no arse.
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I've got a very high body fat
percentage.
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I haven't got an arse. He's right.
No ass.
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00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,200
I've just got a line at the top
-of my legs.
-Round the belly he's...
250
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,240
Yes, I'm carrying a lot body weight.
251
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,960
I've got the typical South Asian
-sort of paunch.
-Yeah.
252
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-Tits.
-Yeah, tits, as well.
Yeah. All right, mate.
253
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(LAUGHS)
It's like getting heckled
by the voice inside my head.
254
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We can just go for it.
Like, why can't we be models?
255
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,040
You're so full of shit, mate?
What? "Why can't we be models?"
256
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,080
Yeah.
There's a mirror right there.
257
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,240
Have a look.
That's why you can't be a model.
258
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But, yeah, well, if we can't do it
259
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,360
under these circumstances,
we can never do it.
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I can tell you that before you do
-this.
-Is it mine or yours?
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00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,800
We can't do it.
We don't have to -
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Will you put some on his lips to
shut him up, please, Carla.
Is that all right?
263
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,960
It was time to face the cameras,
and for our first look
264
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Wardrobe decided to ease us in
gently and go for something subtle.
265
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So, what do you think?
NICKY: It's the height
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of street fashion.
Is that found on the street?
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(LAUGHS) In the gutter.
268
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Who wants to go first?
This guy.
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You look great.
Let's get going, then.
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00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,040
Let's try and move your face.
That's quite nice,
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that fiery, that's good. Yes, hold
that there.(CAMERA CLICKS)
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Jesus! You actually... Jesus Christ.
(LAUGHS)
273
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,280
You actually look attractive.
What is in that camera?
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(ROB LAUGHS)
Jesus Christ.
275
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:25,360
Mate, this photo is the best photo
I've ever seen of you in my life.
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Look at you.
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First shot. See you later.
Jesus. That is...
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I don't know what the hell happened.
I do photo well.
279
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Jesus Christ.
The frown's great, isn't it?
280
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,720
I'm back in the game.
Are you nervous now?
281
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,080
Nervous? I've got a lob-on,
looking at him.
282
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I have to admit, if I'm honest...
Yeah.
283
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,200
..I thought you were gonna be shit.
284
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,960
These would be better.
Those look wicked. Stick those on.
285
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Pity they don't come with the teeth.
286
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,560
Fabulous.
287
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,960
Love that. Nice. That's it.
288
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Every one of these is incredible.
Nice.
289
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,040
Lovely.
Holy shit.
290
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,800
You look unbelievable.
Amazing.
291
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,880
Oh, thank you.
Seriously, I mean...
292
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Thanks.
Your turn, Romesh.
293
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,640
Ah.
294
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,880
It's not quite the same reaction as
we got to your first photo.
295
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,600
You want me to pop in and show him?
Can you show him?
296
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,280
..because he's not really.
297
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,920
It's just sort of.
298
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,080
-Yes.
-Like that, yeah?
That's exactly the look.
299
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,640
Just across a little bit. Nice.
300
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,320
Rom is one hot bitch.
Yeah, they're good, mate.
301
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,600
That's good.
Did you just call me a hot bitch?
302
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,080
I did.
303
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,840
And it was at this high point
in my modelling career
304
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,040
that Nicky decided to bring in
some professionals.
305
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,200
Hello.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi.
306
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,320
I felt ugly when I was standing
on my own.
307
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,200
OK, one, two, three, go.
308
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:07,640
She's getting married, finally.
Good.
309
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,240
It looks like Tammy has to take her
brother on dates.
310
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,480
Lovely. Tammy,
you glance to one of them.
311
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,160
Lovely.
-Made her choice.
-Didn't she?
312
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I didn't give credit
where credit's due.
313
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It is more difficult than I thought,
and Rob is...
314
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,320
..is currently better at it
than I am.
315
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,840
And just when I thought this couldn't
get any worse,
316
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,360
Nicky gave us our next look.
317
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♪ I think I wantcha
318
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♪ You've got the look,
you've got the hook
319
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,800
♪ You sure enough do be cooking
in my book ♪
320
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,760
Now, boys,
when you're modelling at a party
321
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,400
you've got to be ready to deal
with anyone or anything.
322
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,440
Can we bring in one of the animals,
please?
323
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,520
I wonder if our outfits are a clue.
324
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,560
Oh, Jesus. Shit.
325
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,600
Oh.
326
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,000
Is it the Britney one?
You're having the snake, Rob?
327
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,200
They'll bring out the unicorn
for me in a bit.
328
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,040
All right? Good luck.
Let's get Honey on your head.
329
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,080
I'll put some honey
on your fucking head.
330
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,680
Let's lift Honey up.
Good, Rob. Concentrate.
331
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,800
That's it. That's the shot.
No teeth.
332
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,000
That's the shot. That's it!
Oh, no. It's on you.
333
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,000
Will you put Honey on his head
again, please?
334
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,160
Sexy, give me a sexy with the snake.
335
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,040
Oh, my God.
Help, help, help. Someone help me.
336
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,360
Rob, well done.
Well done, mate. You did great.
337
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,720
Your turn.
What is it?
338
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,880
It's a red hawk.
A bird?
339
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,360
OK, right, let's turn that
polyboard, then, now.
340
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,760
You want this to white?
No, no, just turn it.
341
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,160
This angle's doing my head in.
Just straighten it.
342
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,720
(BELL JINGLES)
Oh!
343
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,760
Sorry.
No sudden movements.
344
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,440
Beautiful, though. So, Rom, if you
sit on the edge, please.
345
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,320
-Try and be professional.
-Am I the
only one that saw what happened?
346
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,400
It seems like nobody else
is reacting to...
347
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,480
No, because what happened, we moved
the polyboard, it scared it.
348
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,360
OK, well, leave the fucking polyboard
-alone.
-We are.
349
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,520
Position the flats, then bring out
the fucking hawk.
350
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,600
How about that as a strategy?
351
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,320
You got someone there that's having
to pose with the hawk
352
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,800
who's only got one good eye as it is.
I can't afford to lose another one.
353
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:33,440
Can she go more over that way
so she's closer to his face?
354
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,200
I heard you say, "Closer to his
face."Don't worry, Rom.
355
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,840
I like you, but you can absolutely
-fuck off, mate.
-There, that's it.
356
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,000
Fenny. It's called Fen.
357
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,720
One, two, three. Yeah.
Kick it.
358
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760
Keep the mouth open with that. Now.
359
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,840
Oh, you filthy cow.
I think we've got that.
360
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,480
Great.
Thank you very much, Mr Hawk Man.
361
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,320
So, guys, the final shoot of the
day, the underwear shoot.
362
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,200
Let's get you off and get you
-changed.
-OK, let's do this.
363
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,640
See you later.
-Thank you. See you.
-Thank you.
364
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,360
I actually don't, genuinely,
do not want to do it.
365
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400
I don't either, but...
366
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,400
The moment had come. It was time for
us to do our final photo shoot
367
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,960
in our underwear.
368
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,360
To say I was anxious would be an
understatement.
369
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,960
Everyone's got body hang-ups,
haven't they, you know?
370
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,480
I've got larger than normal nipples.
371
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:31,320
Burger nips, Jaffa cake nips.
Jaff Nips, they used to call me.
372
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,040
So, I'm...
I'm, you know, anxious about them,
373
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,920
but then they're all going to be
out, aren't they, you know?
374
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,280
So, I have to worry about that,
my little dick.
375
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,920
A number of things
will cause me anxiety,
376
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,120
but I've just got to get on with it
cos I want to become a model.
377
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,560
Hello, Nicky.
Boys. (SIGHS)
378
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,680
The final photo shoot.
379
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,440
We're a bit nervous.
I'm not happy about this.
380
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,760
I know this is scary, but I know you
can pull it off.
381
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,520
I'm not pulling it off.
382
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,240
Sexy.
Oh... Yeah, the shoot.
383
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,320
Now, we're recreating
384
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,360
the famous David Gandy
385
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,880
Dolce and Gabbana swimwear shoot...
Yes...in the speedboat.
386
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,160
Now, obviously, we're not in Capri,
but with our green screen,
387
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,360
we will be later.
388
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,680
Rob's looking like he wants
to kill me.
389
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,720
It's fine.
I've not used to any socks,
390
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,360
but, um... I'll just go with
what nature has provided us.
391
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,280
You can do this, Rob.
So, you want me down there?
392
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,040
Yes, you're straddling this here.
Sure.
393
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,000
And, Rom, you're back here,
so you're straddling as well,
394
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,680
but your head's coming this side.
(CHUCKLES)
395
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,320
(CHUCKLES AND SNORTS) Oh.
396
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,120
I look like I'm in prison.
OK.
397
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,480
So, you sit a bit higher.
398
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,280
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
399
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,040
Oh, that's...
I hope that was a sock, mate.
400
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,680
I haven't been this close to my wife
in about three weeks.
401
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,360
That's better. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that beard.
402
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,320
Mate, I can't...
Bugger off for five minutes.
403
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,520
That's great.
You lean slightly over, Rob.
404
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,440
Your body leans slightly that way.
Yeah, my body.
405
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,560
Fabulous.
406
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,640
It took a while,
but eventually we managed
407
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,720
to stop laughing long enough for
Nicky to take some more photos.
408
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,520
Perfect. Bring your head a little
bit forward for me, Rom.
409
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,000
We were starting
to feel like David Gandy.
410
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,440
That's great.
411
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,560
It's heavenly.
412
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,280
Finally, we were becoming models.
Lovely.
413
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,320
Yes.
Oh, God. I can't do it any more.
414
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,000
I'm done, man. Fuck me.
Ah.
415
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,360
(NICKY LAUGHS)
416
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,160
Nicky. Thank you so much for today.
417
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,720
Thank you. Here's your portfolios.
418
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, thank you.
419
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,680
Can I just say, before we started,
420
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,160
I thought we're not gonna get
anywhere with this.
421
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,440
We're not gonna get one decent
picture, but going through them.
422
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,880
You have got one decent picture.
423
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,320
I'll be honest with you,
I came into this thinking,
424
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,520
"It'd be an absolute piece of piss
and it isn't.
425
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,320
I've got new-found respect for it,
so thank you.
426
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,320
Next week is New York Fashion Week.
Oh.
427
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,600
So, I want you to head out there,
take your portfolios,
428
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,320
and I'd love you to walk
in a runway show.
429
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,080
-Yes.
-Er...
430
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,800
Yeah.
Yeah, fully clothed.
431
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,880
We're not doing that.
Oh, absolutely.
432
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,160
Thank God for that.
I'm not doing a Gandy catwalk.
433
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,200
Thank you.
Thank you both so much.
434
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,360
Thank you so much.
-Amazing.
-Thank you.
435
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Cheers.
Thank you, guys.
436
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,040
This week,
Romesh and I are on a mission
437
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,320
to learn all about
the world of fashion.
438
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,080
With our runway debut at New York
Fashion Week just days away,
439
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,840
we needed to prepare ourselves
by doing some research
440
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,560
closer to home.
441
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,680
I've got us tickets
to a fashion show.
442
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,720
Malan Breton. Have you heard of him?
443
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,840
Of course, I have.
Me neither. He's a big deal.
444
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,480
Got tickets to go and see him,
but we can't go like this.
We need an outfit.
445
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,000
So, to get us ready,
I've got Gok Wan,
446
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,200
yes, mate, to come to our houses,
447
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,280
to go through our wardrobes,
448
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,920
pick us out something to wear
for Fashion Week.
449
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,520
He's the best of the best, Gok,
450
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,840
at getting people not confident
about their outfit.
451
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,920
Well, he's the best of the one people
that I know that do it.
452
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,200
Are you very fashionable, would you
-say?
-I'm better than I was.
453
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,560
Einstein said that you shouldn't...
454
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,480
You've only have a...
I forgot what he said.
455
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,280
He said something about don't have
too many decisions to make.
456
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,320
I think it's two things to learn.
Yeah.
457
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,200
One is I don't know why we're talking
about Einstein in fashion week show.
458
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,640
Two, if you're gonna quote something,
459
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,800
try and know the quote
before you go into it.
460
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,320
You've gone to give a quote without
knowing the quote.
461
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,560
I back myself. If I don't know what
the quote is,
462
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,320
I assume that
by the end of me going,
463
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,720
"I know this great quote,"
I'll have remembered it.
464
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,520
-Right.
-I didn't, fine.
I don't know what the quote is,
465
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,280
but the point I'm trying to make is
that clothes don't matter.
466
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,520
Right.
It's the end of the episode.
467
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,640
Cut. Let's go home.
468
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,400
Oi!
469
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,800
ROB: So Rom and I headed out front
to meet the man
470
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,080
to give us our fashion fix,
the one and only Mr Gok Wan.
471
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,760
Gok! Come here!
472
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,800
-This is a welcome.
-I'm excited.
-We need your help.
-How are you?
473
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,760
That's what I'm here for.
How did you have my number?
474
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,640
We're going to London Fashion week
-to see a show.
-Right.
475
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,120
We need an outfit for that.
We need some help.
476
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,160
Right.
We don't know what we're doing.
477
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,840
We're not looking to be, like,
the best-dressed there.
478
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,960
What we're looking to do is to pass.
479
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,560
That's not gonna happen cos
that's the point of Fashion Week.
480
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,920
Everyone has to be the best-dressed
person there.
481
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,520
-What's your style?
-This is
essentially my uniform.
482
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,320
You've co-ordinated, at least.
-You've blended.
-Yes.
483
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,360
It looks like you work Tesco's.
Yeah.
484
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,720
This isn't...
485
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,080
You've got the strong glasses.
You've obviously got the beard...
486
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,440
Yeah.
..which is the beard du jour.
487
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,120
Basically, you're fashion
-from the chin up.
-Right.
488
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,760
Yeah, and then -
Where there are no clothes.
489
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,240
Yeah. Thank you.
(ROB LAUGHS)
490
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,800
It's kind of working.
And then Rob... Yeah.
491
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,960
What am I...We should just look in
your wardrobe, shouldn't we?
492
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,200
What's wrong with this?
All my clothes are over here.
493
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,760
Tonally, you're definitely an autumn
person, I'm thinking.
494
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,760
-You like those dark tones.
-I wear
dark colours because I've got tits.
495
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,920
-Makes sense.
-The sportswear
doesn't really say anything.
496
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,960
Not really, no.
That's Denmark.
497
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,360
We should just get it out and we can
see what we're really playing with.
498
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,480
I didn't even know I had them.
499
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,040
What's that?
-That's awful.
-It's gone yellow.
500
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,560
Oh, that is disgusting.
Is that a stain?
501
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,680
Is that a game that you lost?
502
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,800
What is going on?
It looks like I piss, mate.
503
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,560
Shall I put them in the bin?
No, we can do that already.
504
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,400
Oh, no, it's on the top.
-Brilliant.
-I'm so sorry.
505
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,960
You got a piss flag
on the top of your house.
506
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:20,240
It literally looks like I pissed my
pants, and now I'm surrendering.
507
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,880
You've kind of got nothing.
508
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,600
That's not even yours, is it?
Cos it's got Peter Pan colour.
509
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,760
-No, that is mine.
-Oh, that's yours?
I used to wear this.
510
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,200
Did you? When you were a woman?
Yeah, on stage.
511
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,680
Oh, my God.
Genuinely...
512
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,800
This one is a bit bright,
and that's inside out.
513
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,000
We can reverse that.
OK, so you got Aztec.
514
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,040
Do you know what, that isn't so bad.
515
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,800
Have you ever worn the jacket?
I think I wore it once.
516
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,120
It's a good thing,
because now we've worked out
517
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,120
you can take these
really contemporary,
518
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,080
slightly urban streetwear,
kid prints.
519
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,760
Are saying this is the direction
-that you - ?
-Yeah, I would.
520
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,960
Statement jacket,
and let's go long line,
521
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,040
slightly oversize,
and we're gonna create
522
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,840
a really nice,
raglan silhouette at the top,
523
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,880
which feels slightly Scandi,
but very cool.
524
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,000
I don't know what any of that was.
525
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,280
A raglan silhouette, mate, come on.
Yeah.
526
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,200
So, Romesh, your turn now. Are we
feeling confident with this?
527
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,880
I was excited, but I saw what you did
to Rob's self-esteem,
528
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,960
and I got a little bit concerned.
529
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,320
Right, come on. Your gaffe now.
OK, cool, Crawley.
530
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,120
Isn't that wicked?
So sorry about the piss shorts.
531
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,600
So, uh,
this is where all my stuff is.
532
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,320
We're in the man cave, where all of
your stuff happens.
533
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,360
You write in here. But why have you
got your clothes in here?
534
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,000
-This is your office.
-Yes, so
basically -Has she left you?
535
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040
It looks like you're going through
a divorce.
536
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,600
Initially, I wanted to be here to
-work.
-Right.
537
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,360
And then gradually, Leesa's gone,
538
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,240
"Oh, do you want to move some of your
records and stuff here?"
539
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,000
Then she started going, "Do you want
to move some of your clothes?"
540
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,160
So essentially...
She's moving you out?
541
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,240
There's obviously a very clear
narrative going on in there.
542
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,440
The checked shirts, the muted
colours, everything that's in there.
543
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,920
Actually, I have to say this is a
really nice collection of clothing.
544
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,960
It looks exactly the same as mine
without the football kits.
545
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,800
Why are you not throwing all this
gear on the floor, like me?
546
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,840
These are good clothes.
It's all part of a look.
547
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,320
There's not one thing in here
that's floor worthy.
548
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,640
They're two of the same here?
Yeah, that's in case one gets dirty.
549
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,320
XL and extra XL. Is that in case you
have a big Christmas?
550
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,680
(LAUGHING)
I like the shirt,
551
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,320
but they only had one in XL, so I
thought I'll probably get fat.
552
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,280
So with yours, we're gonna go the
opposite way. We're gonna go smart,
553
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,000
tailoring, deconstructed.
Old.
554
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,480
No, like you know what you're
talking about already.
555
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,640
Would you say that what Rob brought
to the table
556
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,320
is a cupboard full of dog shit?
557
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,280
I would say we have a Batman and
Robin situation going on.
558
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,320
-Oh, no.
-And so it's kind of...
I'm Batman.
559
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,760
You're definitely not Batman.
I'm not Robin!
560
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,440
You're Robin, and Robin has pissed
all over his shorts.
561
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,480
Robin has had an accident
and this is it.
562
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Mate, you're lucky
that you are Robin.
563
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,640
I'll tell you that. Because I'm
thinking about making you Alfred.
564
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680
(LAUGHING)
565
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,760
After Gok had taken pity on us and
hooked us up with some outfits,
566
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,480
it was time for our debut
at London Fashion Week.
567
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,520
I think I look insane.
568
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,760
I basically look like
a Sri Lankan detective.
569
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,040
I've got two positives to take away:
one is I've got a lot of layers,
570
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,400
and it hides, kind of,
the gelatinous bulk
571
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440
that I'm concealing underneath it;
572
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,120
the second thing is, I'm not wearing
what Rob's wearing.
573
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,960
Cos he looks like he's looking after
the tea cup ride.
574
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,880
-This?
-I love this.
This is... I'm keeping this.
575
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,160
Yeah, I get it's functional,
but you look like a twat.
576
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200
Hello?
No. I get how a phone works.
577
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,280
It doesn't mean
that that is a good look.
578
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,360
It's good. I like it. I'm warm.
Yeah.
579
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,560
Are they comfy?
They are comfy.
580
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,280
And I can see why the Third Reich
581
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,320
were able to march
as long as they were.
582
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,600
I just want to learn today
from Fashion Week.
583
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,720
I don't want to judge anyone or
anything, I want to experience it.
584
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,760
It might be my new favourite thing.
585
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,880
Arsenal aren't doing very well at
the moment. I need a new hobby.
586
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,600
Maybe I'm just hitting it up at
the Fashion weeks, right?
587
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,640
I'm going New York away. What for?
Ralph Lauren.
588
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,600
I think I'm gonna be so excited.
About what?
589
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,240
Cos I've never done it before.
590
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,400
I like doing everything
for the first time,
591
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,440
I've never done it before.
I'm really excited.
592
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,560
You need to chill out with the hands.
I'm excited.
593
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600
I just think that if you get excited
594
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,760
about something regardless of what it
is,
595
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,200
you're a psychopath, because you're
not into this.
596
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,720
I might be into it.
You're not into this.
597
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,280
Be open to it. Don't be all,
"It's gonna be amazing",
598
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,360
-because it might be shit.
-You're
telling me I can't be enthusiastic?
599
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,440
Seriously, how much is it for three
tokens for the tea cup ride?
600
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,920
The waltzers broke today, but I can
get you on the bumper cars free.
601
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,640
You look like it,
then you open up, start talking,
602
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,400
you don't dispel the myth.
Roll up, roll up.
603
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,520
Three quid, bumper cars.
604
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,240
As we headed inside
to take our front-row seats
at London Fashion Week,
605
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,480
we were feeling a little
self-conscious,
606
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,440
but in this crowd,
we needn't have worried.
607
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,560
He's got sunglasses on over there.
608
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,840
He's put them on. He's come inside
and then put them on.
609
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,440
I mean that is...
That's next level, isn't it?
610
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,800
With all the fashionistas in their
seats, it was show time.
611
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,360
(MOODY MUSIC PLAYING)
612
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,520
Oh, it's too bright.
613
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,160
But as the models appeared, I just
found it all a bit confusing.
614
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,040
And just when Rom and I thought
we'd seen everything,
615
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,320
it was time for the show's finale.
616
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,920
Yes!
(CHEERING)
617
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,080
Thought so.
That was right, mate.
618
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400
(WHISTLING)
619
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720
(CHEERING)
620
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,960
What did you honestly think of that?
621
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,360
(SIGHS) I was excited before.
I thought I was enjoying it,
622
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,160
then I wanted to kill myself
and then I got really bored.
623
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,400
And I didn't know what was going on,
mate.
624
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,600
We just watched 20 people in clothes
that no human would ever wear.
625
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,800
And what is clear is your excitement
is completely misplaced.
626
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,920
Yeah, it was,
but I do like getting excited.
627
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,320
(ELECTRO-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
628
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,760
ROB: The final destination
on our fashion adventure
629
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,520
was also going
to be our ultimate test
630
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,000
to walk as professional models
631
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,120
at Fashion Week, New York City.
632
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,080
New York City!
633
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,680
It's actually pretty dope.
It's cool, isn't it?
634
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,800
Oh, my God.
That is so gope.
635
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,240
I said "dope", and I shouldn't
have even said that.
636
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,600
It's dope.
-Father of three.
-New York!
637
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,200
(IN NEW YORK ACCENT)
Hey, get off the sidewalk, buddy!
638
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240
New York minute, boop-boop!
639
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,440
OK, you cannot say -
Yellow cab, please.
640
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,080
Slice of the good stuff.
Get me a pizza, already!
641
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,720
Fucking hell.
Can you do the American accent?
642
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,720
(BAD AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey, what the
fuck. I'm Romesh Ranganathan.
643
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,200
From New York just to beat the shit
out of a motherfucker.
644
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,120
Ooh!
-Oh, shit!
-Yeah, there he is.
645
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,160
Mummy!
646
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,600
Mate, we're gonna be a part
of New York Fashion Week.
647
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,000
I'm very excited about going
-to New York.
-Yes.
648
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,040
Not for the fashions so much.
649
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,520
Oh. David Gandy texted me.
650
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,520
To say what?"See you New York
Fashion Week. I'll be in touch."
651
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,600
So we're gonna meet up
with David Gandy?
652
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,920
Yeah, big time.
During Fashion Week? Yeah.
653
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,520
How cool is that?
Are you gonna wear that t-shirt?
654
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,600
What's wrong with this t-shirt?
655
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,800
I just think that
if we're meeting David Gandy...
656
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,320
It doesn't matter what we're
wearing, no one's gonna look at us.
657
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,600
You're gonna have to say,
658
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,880
"I just finished a gig as a
children's TV presenter."
659
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,520
Wow. Oh, it's like that, is it?
660
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,840
A few hours later, we were on our
way to Pier59 studios
661
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,960
where we'd be making
our catwalk debut.
662
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,040
This is us, this is us.
663
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,520
We were going to be modelling in a
show for top Brazilian designer,
664
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,720
Caroline Perino. Known for her
avant-garde designs,
665
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,080
this was a showcase for her
brand-new collection.
666
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,320
She'd chosen us to model
two exclusive pieces,
667
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,680
to a massive audience of fashion
press, buyers, and stylists.
668
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,760
I feel like I was a little blase
about it, and I walked in here,
669
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
and I'm next level shitting it.
670
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,120
It looks like it's quite a bit deal,
doesn't it?
671
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,280
I mean, the walk.
It's long. It's long.
672
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,800
If I knew it was gonna be this long,
I'd have done some cardio warm-up.
673
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,080
I think I'm gonna...
I'm shitting it, man.
674
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,720
It's about 50 metres, isn't it?
675
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,240
The scale of the show had taken us
by surprise.
676
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,360
So to get us prepared to model
in front of hundreds of people,
677
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,040
designer Caroline had arranged a
crash-course in how to runway-walk,
678
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,520
with her assistants,
Richard and Tiffany.
679
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,560
So what do we have to do?
680
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,960
It's just a straight walk,
you'll pose at the top.
681
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080
All right.
-Take a left.
-Take a left.
682
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,080
Walk a little, take a left again,
walk back down.
683
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,640
I don't wanna come across as
overconfident, but I can walk.
684
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,120
I know I can. From 10 months.
685
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,000
I've been doing it for years.
I can walk.
686
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,200
There shouldn't be anything
to worry about.
687
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,560
But as we lined up with the
professional models
688
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,320
to rehearse the runway walk,
689
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,000
we started to feel a little
self-conscious.
690
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,960
I am so different in size
to the other models,
691
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,680
that I believe they were slightly
nervous I was gonna eat one of them.
692
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:11,200
As model after model effortlessly
made their turns
693
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,480
and strutted their stuff, it was time
for Rob to strut his.
694
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,520
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)
695
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,160
And to be fair to him, he nailed it.
696
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,800
Perfect, Rob.
697
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,400
And while my walk seemed
to be a source of amusement,
698
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,600
it seems Rob had caught the eye
of the designer, Caroline,
699
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,840
and Tiffany was there
to pass on the good news.
700
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,200
When you've done that,
701
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,440
you are gonna come out with
-Caroline.
-Yeah.
702
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,080
You'll come out from this way,
and you'll walk and stop
703
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,120
at that same point
that you stopped to pose,
704
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,160
and then you'll come back
the same way.
705
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Why is Rob being selected for that?
706
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,880
Would you say I'm more of a Batman
and he's the Robin of this...
707
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,960
Let's do the finale,
and then we can have this.
708
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
If you had to pick a Batman...
709
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,840
We haven't got time to decide
who's... OK.
710
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,600
Let's do this final walk
because we've got fittings.
711
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,000
Come on. I'll follow, Alfred.
(ROB CHUCKLES)
712
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,400
We walk out once on our own,
and then after that,
713
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,520
the designer walks out with two of
the models
714
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,400
that have been pre-selected.
715
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,200
Rob Beckett is one of those models.
716
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,720
Bear in mind that you have to walk
and look serious. Rob's shit at that.
717
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,880
He can barely close the doors
of his mouth over his grill.
718
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,400
And now it turns out he's better
at that than I am.
719
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440
♪ KATY PERRY: Dark Horse
720
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,880
As the seats started to fill and the
press lined up for their shots,
721
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,800
Rom and I headed backstage
for some last-minute touch-ups.
722
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,000
Do you colour your hair?
No, I don't.
723
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,400
You're lying.
It goes yellow in the summer.
724
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,760
What, in the salon?
725
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,040
Rob and Romesh, you are needed for
your first slot.
726
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,640
ROB: We were finally joining
the genetic elite
727
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,160
and walking down a real catwalk
728
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,160
in a real fashion show
as real models.
729
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,240
It was show time.
730
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,080
My outfit may have been weird,
but I'd smashed it.
731
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,520
And while I got ready to walk out
with a designer,
732
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,800
it was Romesh's turn on the catwalk.
733
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)
734
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,160
ROM: The fact that I completed my
walk without anyone laughing
735
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,200
was an achievement in itself.
736
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,920
However, I wasn't the only one
who was impressed.
737
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,000
You're now walking out with the
designer, both you and Rob
738
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,680
are walking out with the designer.
739
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,880
I have made the changes
to the costume.
740
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,440
I hope you've practised, that is it.
741
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,960
You are now both walking out
together.
742
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,400
Yes?
(INDISTINCT)
743
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,880
No, both of you are walking out.
744
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,920
We are now doing both of you.
745
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,960
I need to let Tiffany know.
746
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,880
Tiffany, they're now walking out
with the designer at the end.
747
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,560
Batman and Robin.
748
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,760
Batman and Robin are now walking.
Yes.
749
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,760
As long as they know who's who,
no problem.
750
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,920
You know what you're doing.
751
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,440
ROB: So annoyingly, I had
to share my moment with Romesh.
752
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,800
But despite that,
I think we did all right.
753
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,880
And amazingly, we can now say we
have modelled for a top designer
754
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,920
in a New York fashion show,
755
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,040
and we didn't mess it up.
756
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,680
The zip pinged off.
-Are you serious?
-Yeah!
757
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,320
It pinged...
Literally, I got there, and ping!
758
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,360
What, just before you went out?
Yes.
759
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,920
I look like
an intergalactic flasher.
760
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,080
I look like a pervert
from the future.
761
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,480
I reckon David Gandy
would be proud of us.
762
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080
He's gonna love us. We've come out
here and nailed it.
763
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,480
I was dreading it,
I thought I was gonna hate it.
764
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,960
Uh, and I loved it.
765
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Oh, I loved it? Yeah. I did love it.
766
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,520
We set out to learn about fashion,
and we've done it.
767
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,520
Yeah, people are more welcoming
than I'd anticipated.
768
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,040
As long as you choose your lane
769
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,560
and commit to it 100%...
Yeah.
770
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,640
..wearing your weird hood,
or just like...
771
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,280
It's about choosing a look
and just going for it 100%.
772
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,160
And not apologising for it.
It's attitude.
773
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,800
The people are so forgiving.
Right, let's get changed,
we're gonna see Gandy.
774
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,160
ROB: Our time in New York
was nearly over,
775
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,480
but David had arranged
a final rendezvous
776
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,200
at one of the city's most
iconic locations,
777
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,240
Times Square.
778
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,160
He's not here.
(SIGHS)
779
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,960
I'd say give it five minutes,
and then let's just leave.
780
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,880
He said eight o'clock, sharp, here.
781
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,920
He said opposite to Starbucks,
782
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,960
the Paramount building and the flag.
783
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,560
We're in the right place.
He'll see you there at 8:00.
784
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,360
He dropped a pin and gave me
the exact location.
785
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,480
Where...
786
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,440
That's a bit muggy. What?
787
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,960
He's not coming, Rob.
Oh...
788
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,200
It's the worst thing, isn't it?
Fucking hell, man.
789
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,880
It's so horrible!
790
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,120
This is unbelievable.
791
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,160
I feel so awful.
792
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,080
What the shit!
(ROB LAUGHING)
793
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,440
Oh, my God, that's so awful.
794
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,480
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.
795
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,240
Why? What is it advertising?
796
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,360
What is it advertising?
797
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,680
Oh, they've noticed.
People have noticed.
798
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,720
Oh, Christ.
799
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,680
(LAUGHS) Look at my tits!
800
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,120
Look at my tits, Romesh!
801
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,880
It's all right for you!
Look at my tits!
802
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,360
It's the middle of Times Square!
803
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,880
Oh, my God.
804
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,040
I seriously took one for the team.
805
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,160
You're loving this.
I'm not.
806
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,240
That's all me!
(LAUGHS)
807
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,880
Are you Rob?
No, that's not me.
808
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,520
-Are you Rob?
-That's not me.
We just look like him.
809
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,880
Oh, for God's sake. Yeah.
810
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,000
Look.
So horrible.
811
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,320
I love it.
Yes, I know.
812
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,400
It looks like we're advertising
ourselves as a couple.
813
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Oh, my God.
814
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,840
They don't look that big
from up here.
815
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,080
They look fucking enormous from here,
mate.
816
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,880
Rob, it's not gonna change. Your tits
aren't gonna shrink. Let's just go.
817
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,200
(LAUGHING)
ROMESH: Let's go kill Gandy.
818
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,360
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