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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,986 --> 00:01:57,951 Dr. Harrison, stop. 2 00:01:57,953 --> 00:01:59,220 You can't run forever. 3 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:09,096 There's no escape, Doctor. 4 00:02:09,098 --> 00:02:10,468 You're coming with us. 5 00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:20,646 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered. 6 00:02:27,219 --> 00:02:29,322 Argh! We were so close... 7 00:02:54,249 --> 00:02:56,182 Daddy. 8 00:02:56,184 --> 00:02:58,719 Daddy. 9 00:03:22,713 --> 00:03:24,346 Adam Harrison! 10 00:03:24,348 --> 00:03:26,282 Yes, sir? 11 00:03:26,284 --> 00:03:28,417 No sleeping in detention. 12 00:03:28,419 --> 00:03:30,988 Use this time for something productive. 13 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,361 What? 14 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,598 What's going on back there? 15 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,099 That's disgusting! 16 00:03:44,101 --> 00:03:46,101 Adam, what's the problem? 17 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:49,242 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair. 18 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,742 I didn't see nothing. 19 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:54,044 Tony, 20 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:55,779 go to the office. 21 00:03:55,781 --> 00:03:57,316 Not again! 22 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,726 You're dead, snitch! 23 00:04:21,643 --> 00:04:24,613 Holy crap, what's happening to me? 24 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,269 Look at his shoes! 25 00:04:47,271 --> 00:04:49,107 What... What? 26 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,343 Spaz alert. 27 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:57,180 He used to be in my History class. 28 00:04:57,182 --> 00:04:58,514 That's why I changed classes. 29 00:04:58,516 --> 00:05:00,820 He's got like no friends. 30 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:05,388 Hey, Adam. Are you okay? 31 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:06,992 Don't run, I don't bite. 32 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,794 Well, look who it is. 33 00:05:10,796 --> 00:05:12,629 How ya doing, snitch? 34 00:05:12,631 --> 00:05:14,233 Leave me alone. 35 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:26,678 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'? 36 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,014 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet? 37 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:30,882 'Cause you look like a mop! 38 00:05:30,884 --> 00:05:33,218 Good one! 39 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,885 Seriously, that counts as a good one? 40 00:05:34,887 --> 00:05:36,025 Give me a break! 41 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:37,989 Good one! 42 00:05:37,991 --> 00:05:39,895 That's a good one. 43 00:05:40,895 --> 00:05:42,528 Get off me! 44 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:44,563 What? You gonna rat me out again? 45 00:05:44,565 --> 00:05:47,668 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances. 46 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:48,968 Wrong answer, snitch! 47 00:05:51,674 --> 00:05:52,909 Stop! 48 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,410 Okay, you've had enough. 49 00:05:56,412 --> 00:05:58,415 Here, let me help you. 50 00:06:01,185 --> 00:06:03,487 Look at his shoes! What a freak! 51 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,890 Hey, you forgot your backpack! 52 00:06:09,026 --> 00:06:10,926 Cha-ching! Two points! 53 00:06:14,064 --> 00:06:15,366 Jerks... 54 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,071 It was those boys again wasn't it? 55 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:25,375 No, I told you. I was playing soccer 56 00:06:25,377 --> 00:06:27,478 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face. 57 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,748 Yeah? What friends of yours play soccer? 58 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,050 The British ones... 59 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:35,787 My mates. But they call soccer "football." 60 00:06:35,789 --> 00:06:38,890 Do they? And how did this happen? 61 00:06:38,892 --> 00:06:41,059 Soccer can be a dangerous sport. 62 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:43,460 Adam, quit messing around. 63 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:45,463 What are we going to do about this? 64 00:06:45,465 --> 00:06:47,632 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out. 65 00:06:47,634 --> 00:06:49,067 I vote chew. 66 00:06:49,069 --> 00:06:51,605 I vote chop. 67 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,942 Turn around. 68 00:06:59,245 --> 00:07:02,117 You had such nice, long hair. 69 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:21,004 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore. 70 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:45,830 Holy crap! 71 00:07:47,999 --> 00:07:50,500 Adam, You're gonna be late! 72 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:52,868 I'll be down in a minute! 73 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,712 Adam... 74 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,883 That's not gonna work. 75 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,583 What's taking so long? 76 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:08,152 Are you all right? 77 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,755 I'm fine! 78 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,722 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me. 79 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,992 I thought you loved my meatloaf. 80 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,028 Love is a strong word. I like it. 81 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,900 No, like's too strong. 82 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,901 Hey, I hate your meatloaf. 83 00:08:21,903 --> 00:08:23,134 What? 84 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,804 Listen, my meatloaf is... 85 00:08:24,806 --> 00:08:26,472 Adam. 86 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:28,508 - What? - That hat... 87 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,176 What about it? 88 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:32,214 That was your father's. 89 00:08:39,722 --> 00:08:41,588 Sorry. 90 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:42,924 Why are you sorry? 91 00:08:42,926 --> 00:08:44,692 I dunno. 92 00:08:44,694 --> 00:08:47,828 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad. 93 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:51,399 He was a great man. 94 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:52,904 I wish I knew him. 95 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:59,240 I did a sloppy job on your hair. 96 00:08:59,242 --> 00:09:02,445 I must have been more tired than I thought. 97 00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:04,146 Here, let's put this back on. 98 00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:05,450 It looks good on you. 99 00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:10,386 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. 100 00:09:10,388 --> 00:09:12,790 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf. 101 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,558 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom. 102 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,796 Nobody likes your meatloaf. 103 00:09:19,065 --> 00:09:22,599 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch. 104 00:09:22,601 --> 00:09:24,069 It's meatloaf, isn't it? 105 00:09:24,071 --> 00:09:26,007 Could be. 106 00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:36,047 All powerful men have one thing in common. 107 00:09:36,049 --> 00:09:38,918 Great hair. 108 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:43,054 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret 109 00:09:43,056 --> 00:09:44,826 by some of the greatest men in history. 110 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:52,265 But you're not here to be a part of our past, 111 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:54,802 you're here to be part of the future. 112 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:57,607 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business. 113 00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:07,651 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras. 114 00:10:25,236 --> 00:10:28,238 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist. 115 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,848 Ooh. 116 00:10:39,151 --> 00:10:42,320 This is where the magic happens. 117 00:10:42,322 --> 00:10:46,291 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no. 118 00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:48,763 The future lies in growing real hair. 119 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,799 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs, 120 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:58,069 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo. 121 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,674 We're talking about genetic engineering. 122 00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:03,910 State of the art DNA manipulation. 123 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:06,011 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough 124 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:09,217 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people... 125 00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:15,123 And make us a fortune in the process. 126 00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:35,076 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development. 127 00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:39,381 Here comes one of our eager young interns. 128 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:42,250 Dr. Billingsley? 129 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:44,088 I'm getting college cedit for this, right? 130 00:11:44,722 --> 00:11:46,588 Of course. 131 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:49,328 Okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet. 132 00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:51,895 Stand on the "X." 133 00:11:51,897 --> 00:11:53,762 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with... 134 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,468 Ouch! 135 00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:01,939 Whoa. 136 00:12:04,377 --> 00:12:05,877 Ooh. 137 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:08,646 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation. 138 00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,383 But don't worry about it. 139 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,222 Help me! 140 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,860 As you can see, 141 00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,296 we're still perfecting the formula. 142 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:28,133 Once we do, people will pay anything for it. 143 00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:31,837 The real money is in big hair. 144 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,917 Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent. 145 00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:48,624 We have a no fighting policy at this school, 146 00:12:49,759 --> 00:12:51,025 zero tolerance. 147 00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:53,761 You fight, you're suspended! 148 00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:55,863 You're suspended! 149 00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:58,467 Do you hear me? Suspended! 150 00:12:58,469 --> 00:13:01,470 You're so funny. 151 00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:03,975 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch. 152 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:12,348 Adam Harrison. 153 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:15,918 I believe this belongs to you. 154 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,089 Nametag was on the inside. 155 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,523 Thank you, sir! 156 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:24,061 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore. 157 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:27,331 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop? 158 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,570 Who knows why you kids do anything? 159 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:35,406 Adam, you are what we call a... 160 00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:38,376 Mildred. 161 00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:43,216 What are we saying instead of spazoid these days? 162 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:46,351 Normally challenged, sir. 163 00:13:46,353 --> 00:13:48,087 And... 164 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:51,024 How would I say "friendless loser"? 165 00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:55,261 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 166 00:13:56,931 --> 00:14:01,869 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 167 00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:03,671 Do they make a pill for that? 168 00:14:03,673 --> 00:14:05,573 No, sir. 169 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:10,411 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you. 170 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,447 This acting out needs to stop. 171 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:14,816 But, sir... 172 00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:16,951 We have a no fighting policy at this school. 173 00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:20,922 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended. 174 00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:22,357 Getting beat up counts as fighting? 175 00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:26,495 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it. 176 00:14:26,497 --> 00:14:29,231 No fighting means no fighting. 177 00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:30,566 And, Adam? 178 00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,836 Yes, sir? 179 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:36,571 We have zero tolerance on hats. 180 00:14:36,573 --> 00:14:39,242 No hats in school. 181 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,747 And get a haircut. 182 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:44,917 What... 183 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:07,940 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended! 184 00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:10,243 You should be happy. You hate school. 185 00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:11,744 My dad's going to kill me. 186 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,779 He's got a 10 strikes policy, 187 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,083 and this is strike 10. 188 00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:22,056 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting. 189 00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:25,225 He said no fighting on school property. 190 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:29,331 How do I look? 191 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,965 You look like stupid Adam. 192 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,499 This hat sucks. 193 00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:36,372 Stop! 194 00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:40,076 That's it, you're dead! 195 00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:41,876 Come on, let's get him! 196 00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:58,127 Come on, get him! 197 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,996 Don't let him get away. 198 00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:16,215 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun. 199 00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:18,850 Don't you know how this works? 200 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,284 We got him, boys! 201 00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:21,686 This is the fun part. 202 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:23,888 Get off me! 203 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:32,934 What the... 204 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,174 Come on! 205 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,686 What is happening to me? 206 00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:53,890 No... 207 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,296 You gotta come out sometime. 208 00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:02,334 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting. 209 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,708 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend. 210 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,946 Are we really gonna wait here for three days? 211 00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:17,547 Nah. Forget him. 212 00:17:17,549 --> 00:17:19,619 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo. 213 00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,895 Were you ever going to tell me? 214 00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:36,032 Adam! You startled me. 215 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,234 You said Dad was dead! 216 00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:41,906 - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you? 217 00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:44,242 This one is from two weeks ago! 218 00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:45,776 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear 219 00:18:45,778 --> 00:18:47,777 "Adam is having a hard time at school." 220 00:18:47,779 --> 00:18:49,613 - Really? - It's not what you think. 221 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:51,583 You didn't think I'd want to meet him? 222 00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:53,051 You thought you could keep him to yourself? 223 00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:57,522 Adam, your dad is alive. 224 00:18:57,524 --> 00:18:58,824 That's all I can tell you. 225 00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:01,491 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard, 226 00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:03,028 but you've got to trust me. 227 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,663 Trust you! You're a liar! 228 00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:08,401 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life! 229 00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:10,536 Adam, please... 230 00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:13,072 I thought you were the one person I could trust, 231 00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:14,710 but you're just like everybody else. 232 00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:19,078 I hate you! 233 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,117 Adam, no, please... 234 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,801 Hey, kid. You okay? 235 00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:12,602 Just trying to get home. 236 00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:15,139 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking? 237 00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:18,475 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road, 238 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:21,012 catching a cold in the pouring rain. 239 00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:23,748 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'? 240 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,350 Route 89. 241 00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:28,854 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here. 242 00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:30,389 So can you take me? 243 00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:33,094 It's getting awfully cold out here. 244 00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:35,894 I don't know... 245 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,563 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 246 00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:40,000 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you. 247 00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,868 Come on. You'd hate yourself 248 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,671 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault. 249 00:20:46,974 --> 00:20:48,443 All right! Close the door. 250 00:21:00,856 --> 00:21:04,493 Adam? Adam, are you awake? 251 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:06,196 Can we talk about this? 252 00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:12,604 Adam? 253 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,944 No, no, no! 254 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,049 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore. 255 00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:31,722 You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees. 256 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,125 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid. 257 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,996 No, you wouldn't. 258 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,732 Well, it looks like... 259 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,170 Yes, it's here! This is it! 260 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,105 This is it? 261 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,510 I didn't know people actually lived out here. 262 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,781 Yep, home sweet home. 263 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:59,386 Home sweet home? Where's your house? 264 00:21:59,388 --> 00:22:02,789 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways. 265 00:22:03,892 --> 00:22:05,828 Anyway, thanks. See ya. 266 00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:10,233 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid. 267 00:22:15,071 --> 00:22:16,407 Hello? 268 00:22:18,241 --> 00:22:20,143 Hello? 269 00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:45,738 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude? 270 00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:49,975 Hey, wait! Come back! 271 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:53,111 That's not fair! 272 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,906 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees. 273 00:23:25,146 --> 00:23:26,482 Wow. 274 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:29,849 Hello? 275 00:23:33,222 --> 00:23:35,425 Whoo! 276 00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,735 Hello? Somebody there? 277 00:23:47,237 --> 00:23:49,773 This isn't funny. Who's there? 278 00:24:01,686 --> 00:24:02,788 Whoa. 279 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,108 Whoa! 280 00:24:23,910 --> 00:24:26,580 Holy cow! What in the heck was that? 281 00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:33,285 Well, I'll be... 282 00:24:35,155 --> 00:24:39,425 No service? Come on, you piece of junk! 283 00:24:39,427 --> 00:24:42,429 Stupid smartphone! 284 00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:47,401 911, what's your emergency? 285 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,570 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot! 286 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,973 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam. 287 00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:57,778 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls. 288 00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,116 Hello? 289 00:24:59,682 --> 00:25:01,316 Hello? 290 00:25:01,318 --> 00:25:04,655 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me. 291 00:25:10,494 --> 00:25:12,760 National Enquirer, how can I help you? 292 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,263 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me. 293 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:18,667 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot. 294 00:25:18,669 --> 00:25:20,603 Please hold, and I'll put you through 295 00:25:20,605 --> 00:25:23,142 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs. 296 00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:25,776 Bigfoot? 297 00:25:25,778 --> 00:25:27,777 Yes. Bigfoot. 298 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:31,515 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago. 299 00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:34,484 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it. 300 00:25:34,486 --> 00:25:36,819 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for. 301 00:25:36,821 --> 00:25:42,560 No, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase. 302 00:25:42,562 --> 00:25:45,731 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA. 303 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:48,867 No more sprays. No more toupees. 304 00:25:48,869 --> 00:25:50,502 Just real hair. 305 00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:53,539 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist. 306 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,377 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax? 307 00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:58,977 Looking at the kid in this photo, 308 00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:00,848 could there be any other conclusion? 309 00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:09,054 Is that who I think it is? 310 00:26:09,056 --> 00:26:10,724 We think so. 311 00:26:10,726 --> 00:26:13,494 Then I only have one more question... 312 00:26:13,496 --> 00:26:16,266 Who took this photo? 313 00:26:18,234 --> 00:26:20,468 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot? 314 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:23,138 - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper? 315 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,573 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous. 316 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:29,245 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here. 317 00:26:29,247 --> 00:26:30,782 This is going to be good for business. 318 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:34,451 What's that? 319 00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:39,755 What did I tell you? 320 00:26:39,757 --> 00:26:41,057 - Teddy! - What? 321 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,691 Raise the prices! 322 00:26:42,693 --> 00:26:44,960 It happened right here. 323 00:26:44,962 --> 00:26:46,430 Check out them skids. 324 00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:49,732 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig! 325 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,169 Sir... 326 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,807 We got something. 327 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,147 Hello? 328 00:27:01,982 --> 00:27:03,450 Mrs. Harrison? 329 00:27:12,025 --> 00:27:13,226 Check the house. 330 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:36,750 I think we got something. 331 00:27:36,752 --> 00:27:38,754 Car's gone. No sign of the mother. 332 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,838 Stay away from me! Help! 333 00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:02,011 Don't come any closer! 334 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,347 What... What are you? 335 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,815 Well, I'm... 336 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,449 I'm not sure how to break this to you... 337 00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:09,852 But I'm your dad. 338 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,456 Dad? No, you're not! 339 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,359 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him? 340 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,630 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad. 341 00:28:18,632 --> 00:28:22,699 Stop saying that! And back off! 342 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,103 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death. 343 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,974 Calm down, you have nothing to fear. 344 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,375 Where did you get these? 345 00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,710 Your mother sent them to me. 346 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,380 I hate this picture. 347 00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:36,949 - That's you? - Yep. 348 00:28:36,951 --> 00:28:39,285 It's you, me, and your mom. 349 00:28:39,287 --> 00:28:41,887 You were six months old. 350 00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:43,189 Man... 351 00:28:43,191 --> 00:28:45,058 My dad is Bigfoot? 352 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:48,327 - Yep. - Could my life get any worse? 353 00:28:48,329 --> 00:28:51,832 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star, 354 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:55,435 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest." 355 00:28:55,437 --> 00:28:57,404 Hideous? That's a bit strong. 356 00:28:57,406 --> 00:28:59,841 Are you kidding? You're a monster. 357 00:28:59,843 --> 00:29:01,174 I can see why you ran away. 358 00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:04,444 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot. 359 00:29:04,446 --> 00:29:06,915 I left because I was being hunted. 360 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,750 - Hunted? - You see, 361 00:29:08,752 --> 00:29:12,788 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat. 362 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:15,758 I left to protect you and your mother. 363 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,661 We didn't tell you for your own safety. 364 00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:20,132 What do you mean, a lab rat? 365 00:29:21,398 --> 00:29:23,366 Does your mom know you're out here? 366 00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:25,234 Yeah. She gave me the address. 367 00:29:25,236 --> 00:29:26,935 She told me to come out here... 368 00:29:26,937 --> 00:29:28,437 Alone. 369 00:29:28,439 --> 00:29:30,340 Adam, you're lying to me. 370 00:29:30,342 --> 00:29:32,708 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life. 371 00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:34,410 We had no choice. 372 00:29:34,412 --> 00:29:36,914 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us. 373 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,549 What about me? 374 00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:42,020 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me. 375 00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:44,555 Adam, this is serious. 376 00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:45,889 Tell me how you found me. 377 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:47,658 I found your letters. 378 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,596 You took a big risk coming here. 379 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,265 Your mom must be worried sick. 380 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:07,179 - What's going on? - Just a routine check. 381 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,551 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me. 382 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:11,618 Are you Shelly Harrison? 383 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:14,787 What? Are you a police officer? 384 00:30:14,789 --> 00:30:17,256 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. 385 00:30:17,258 --> 00:30:18,828 Okay. 386 00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,332 Ma'am, it's futile. 387 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:26,335 I suggest you get out of the car. 388 00:30:28,004 --> 00:30:30,171 She sent me everything. 389 00:30:30,173 --> 00:30:32,975 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you. 390 00:30:32,977 --> 00:30:34,942 I always thought Mom threw these out. 391 00:30:34,944 --> 00:30:36,478 Not a single one of them. 392 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,013 So what about me? 393 00:30:38,015 --> 00:30:40,915 Am I gonna be... Like you? 394 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:43,519 No. You've got nothing to worry about. 395 00:30:43,521 --> 00:30:45,020 You're already 13... 396 00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:46,922 - So what? - Well... 397 00:30:46,924 --> 00:30:48,557 You'd have symptoms by now. 398 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,993 You mean like hair that grows a foot overnight? 399 00:30:50,995 --> 00:30:53,062 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes? 400 00:30:53,064 --> 00:30:54,367 That kind of thing? 401 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:57,468 I'm going to be a monster? 402 00:30:57,470 --> 00:30:59,470 It's not so bad. 403 00:30:59,472 --> 00:31:01,305 How is it not so bad? 404 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:04,342 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal? 405 00:31:04,344 --> 00:31:07,312 Slow down. What else do you have? 406 00:31:07,314 --> 00:31:11,249 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears? 407 00:31:11,251 --> 00:31:15,020 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change? 408 00:31:15,022 --> 00:31:17,021 Sometimes it gets super loud. 409 00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:18,758 Like a migraine or something. 410 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,693 When's the last time you shaved your hands? 411 00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:22,028 What? Ew! Never! 412 00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:23,194 But you shave your back? 413 00:31:23,196 --> 00:31:25,030 No. I don't shave anything. 414 00:31:25,032 --> 00:31:28,835 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started. 415 00:31:28,837 --> 00:31:33,240 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape. 416 00:31:33,242 --> 00:31:35,041 But you're different. 417 00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:37,144 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur. 418 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:39,480 How is any of this "good stuff"? 419 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:42,751 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot. 420 00:31:42,753 --> 00:31:45,356 You're standing on that leg, aren't you? 421 00:32:06,277 --> 00:32:08,745 You... You fixed my leg. 422 00:32:08,747 --> 00:32:10,313 How is that possible? 423 00:32:10,315 --> 00:32:13,717 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet... 424 00:32:13,719 --> 00:32:15,584 It all goes with the territory. 425 00:32:15,586 --> 00:32:17,720 Holy moly. What are you? 426 00:32:17,722 --> 00:32:19,556 Some kind of hairy wizard? 427 00:32:19,558 --> 00:32:22,392 Ha. Nothing that exciting. 428 00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:24,897 We've got to find out what else you can do. 429 00:32:25,698 --> 00:32:26,999 Hang on to this. 430 00:32:28,268 --> 00:32:29,435 What's it do? 431 00:32:39,112 --> 00:32:40,515 Whoo-hoo! 432 00:32:44,886 --> 00:32:46,152 Whoo-hoo! 433 00:32:55,330 --> 00:32:56,398 Whoa! 434 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:09,213 Whoa! 435 00:33:15,718 --> 00:33:17,153 What's going on? It hurts! 436 00:33:23,994 --> 00:33:25,861 Just relax... 437 00:33:25,863 --> 00:33:28,664 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me! 438 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:30,666 It's the adrenaline. 439 00:33:30,668 --> 00:33:32,703 Calm down. 440 00:33:32,705 --> 00:33:35,170 Take a deep breath. 441 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:37,876 That's it. And listen. 442 00:33:44,284 --> 00:33:46,684 Whoa. It's a woodpecker. 443 00:33:46,686 --> 00:33:48,054 Focus over there. 444 00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:59,665 That's a... What do you call it? 445 00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:02,168 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it. 446 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,169 The sound makes a picture in your head. 447 00:34:04,171 --> 00:34:07,942 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation. 448 00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:10,209 Pretty cool? 449 00:34:10,211 --> 00:34:13,412 I guess. Well, Batman's cool... 450 00:34:13,414 --> 00:34:14,846 Dolphinman, not so much. 451 00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:16,949 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them? 452 00:34:16,951 --> 00:34:18,219 Ditch the shoes, buddy. 453 00:34:21,757 --> 00:34:23,257 What? 454 00:34:23,259 --> 00:34:24,424 It's cold. 455 00:34:24,426 --> 00:34:27,394 Try to keep up. 456 00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:29,363 - Whoo-hoo! - Wait! 457 00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:46,682 Whoo-hoo! 458 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,685 This is amazing! 459 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,252 Feels good, doesn't it? 460 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,624 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the... 461 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,330 Whoo-hoo! 462 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,469 Whoo! 463 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,278 Whoo! 464 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,118 Whoo-hoo!! 465 00:35:18,651 --> 00:35:20,319 Whoo... 466 00:35:20,321 --> 00:35:21,855 Ouch, buddy.. 467 00:35:21,857 --> 00:35:24,324 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you. 468 00:35:24,326 --> 00:35:27,927 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees. 469 00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,499 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day. 470 00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:33,966 There's one more thing. 471 00:35:33,968 --> 00:35:35,970 Does it involve smashing head first into anything? 472 00:35:35,972 --> 00:35:38,671 Nope. I can talk to animals. 473 00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:39,838 Are you kidding? 474 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,274 Just watch. 475 00:35:41,276 --> 00:35:42,976 Hey, Steve, come over here. 476 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:56,291 So what did you say to her? 477 00:35:56,293 --> 00:35:59,128 I love it. 478 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:01,796 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one. 479 00:36:01,798 --> 00:36:06,271 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down. 480 00:36:14,011 --> 00:36:15,478 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 481 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,580 You look better in real life than in your photo. 482 00:36:17,582 --> 00:36:19,383 - No way. - Yes way. 483 00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:20,684 It works! 484 00:36:20,686 --> 00:36:23,588 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You! 485 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,688 You don't need to talk like that. 486 00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:27,157 They understand you just fine. 487 00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:29,559 What am I? Chopped liver? 488 00:36:29,561 --> 00:36:32,830 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me! 489 00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,665 The trees talk too? 490 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,069 This place is like a Disney movie! 491 00:36:37,171 --> 00:36:39,671 Hello...! 492 00:36:39,673 --> 00:36:42,741 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot. 493 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:44,342 That's just Trapper. 494 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,179 Enchante.! 495 00:36:48,181 --> 00:36:50,983 Yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha. 496 00:36:50,985 --> 00:36:52,585 She's also enchanted. 497 00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:54,186 Hello. 498 00:36:54,188 --> 00:36:55,823 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 499 00:36:55,825 --> 00:36:58,258 Your dad talks about you all the time. 500 00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:59,859 Every real man has a son. 501 00:36:59,861 --> 00:37:01,761 I got kids on the way myself. 502 00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,196 All boys. 503 00:37:03,198 --> 00:37:04,897 We don't know that. 504 00:37:04,899 --> 00:37:06,732 I can tell. 505 00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:09,806 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good. 506 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,572 I have to say... 507 00:37:12,574 --> 00:37:15,076 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Trapper! 508 00:37:15,078 --> 00:37:17,112 What? I'm just calling it like it is. 509 00:37:17,114 --> 00:37:20,316 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot. 510 00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:23,151 This is a boy. It's Humans 101. 511 00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:26,421 Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does. 512 00:37:26,423 --> 00:37:29,591 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here! 513 00:37:29,593 --> 00:37:32,895 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word. 514 00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:35,699 Is he always like that? 515 00:37:35,701 --> 00:37:37,136 What a place. 516 00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:40,172 I'm starting to like it here. 517 00:37:45,311 --> 00:37:47,280 Don't run and don't turn your back to him. 518 00:37:48,981 --> 00:37:51,118 No. He's a big one! 519 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,957 Careful, Dad! Don't... 520 00:38:03,464 --> 00:38:07,165 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10! 521 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,637 Well, thanks. I've been practicing. 522 00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:13,273 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack. 523 00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:14,773 Nothing to be afraid of. 524 00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:16,476 This is just Wilbur. 525 00:38:16,478 --> 00:38:19,712 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey. 526 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,383 I am not! 527 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:24,852 Okay, maybe I am. 528 00:38:24,854 --> 00:38:26,386 This is my son, Adam. 529 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,721 Pleased to meet you, kid. 530 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,825 Over the hill... 531 00:38:30,827 --> 00:38:33,295 Hello. 532 00:38:33,297 --> 00:38:35,630 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina. 533 00:38:35,632 --> 00:38:37,498 Breathe through your nose. 534 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,802 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose! 535 00:38:39,804 --> 00:38:42,336 I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns! 536 00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:45,207 Hoo-hoo, hunters! 537 00:38:45,209 --> 00:38:46,975 Hunters? Should we hide? 538 00:38:46,977 --> 00:38:49,714 That won't be necessary. 539 00:38:51,615 --> 00:38:54,283 I, my friend, am a connoisseur 540 00:38:54,285 --> 00:38:56,186 and when it comes to hamburgers, 541 00:38:56,188 --> 00:38:59,956 this is a tasty piece of beef. 542 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:02,291 I thought you got the fried chicken. 543 00:39:02,293 --> 00:39:06,730 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious. 544 00:39:08,501 --> 00:39:11,204 We haven't had hunters in three seasons! 545 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:15,939 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut! 546 00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:19,176 Yee-haw! 547 00:39:19,178 --> 00:39:22,380 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it. 548 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,953 My point is, 549 00:39:27,955 --> 00:39:29,922 we're smarter than them animals, 550 00:39:29,924 --> 00:39:32,928 so they deserve to die. 551 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:51,078 That's the sign. 552 00:39:59,557 --> 00:40:02,624 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend, 553 00:40:02,626 --> 00:40:04,358 but I ain't eatin' no dog. 554 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,528 Which brings me back to my hamburger. 555 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:08,397 That would be a chicken burger. 556 00:40:08,399 --> 00:40:09,768 Whatever burger. 557 00:40:28,654 --> 00:40:30,023 I got it! 558 00:40:30,755 --> 00:40:32,024 I saw it first! 559 00:40:38,365 --> 00:40:40,966 We got him, my friend! 560 00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:44,837 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine 561 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:46,505 would make us in-detectable. 562 00:40:46,507 --> 00:40:47,940 Like the Invisible Man. 563 00:40:47,942 --> 00:40:50,610 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy. 564 00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:54,012 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead. 565 00:40:54,014 --> 00:40:55,383 Let's take a look. 566 00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:59,586 Yup. He's a goner. 567 00:40:59,588 --> 00:41:04,524 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures! 568 00:41:04,526 --> 00:41:07,794 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time! 569 00:41:12,835 --> 00:41:15,536 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook, 570 00:41:15,538 --> 00:41:17,304 and watch the likes come rollin' in. 571 00:41:17,306 --> 00:41:19,340 Don't you be tagging me! 572 00:41:19,342 --> 00:41:22,044 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an... 573 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,852 Zombie bear! 574 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,356 He's undead! 575 00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,792 I did poke it! 576 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,635 And stay out! 577 00:41:44,637 --> 00:41:46,970 Nice shot, honey. 578 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:50,874 They won't be coming back for a while. 579 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:54,079 That was the best thing I've ever seen! 580 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,250 At least you guys know how to have a good time. 581 00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:01,986 We make the most of it. 582 00:42:01,988 --> 00:42:03,989 It's nice to finally have a dad. 583 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:06,924 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time. 584 00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:08,927 All right. Where do we start? 585 00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:10,697 I don't know. 586 00:42:10,699 --> 00:42:16,269 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of? 587 00:42:16,271 --> 00:42:19,237 Want to play baseball? 588 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,944 Sure, why not? You got a ball? 589 00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:27,080 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity 590 00:42:27,082 --> 00:42:29,549 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch. 591 00:42:29,551 --> 00:42:31,118 That's how things work around here. 592 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,820 You have to rely on yourself. 593 00:42:32,822 --> 00:42:35,255 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet. 594 00:42:35,257 --> 00:42:37,492 What's the Internet? 595 00:42:37,494 --> 00:42:40,161 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me? 596 00:42:40,163 --> 00:42:41,762 Adam, I'm joking. 597 00:42:41,764 --> 00:42:44,398 I know what the Internet is. Come on! 598 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,137 I have tons of friends on MySpace. 599 00:42:48,372 --> 00:42:51,205 Things have changed a little bit. 600 00:42:51,207 --> 00:42:52,573 You'll see when you come back. 601 00:42:52,575 --> 00:42:54,945 Adam, I told you. I can't. 602 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,315 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 603 00:42:59,317 --> 00:43:00,953 Come on, son, show me what you got. 604 00:43:01,886 --> 00:43:03,286 Okay, Pops. 605 00:43:13,064 --> 00:43:15,999 Whoa, maybe we should try something else. 606 00:43:17,169 --> 00:43:18,905 Whoo-hoo! 607 00:43:19,606 --> 00:43:20,907 Whoo! 608 00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:35,690 Whoa, that felt great. 609 00:43:41,862 --> 00:43:44,131 Come on out, I'll race you back. 610 00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:47,067 All right, old man, bring it on. 611 00:43:55,678 --> 00:43:57,612 Give me a second. 612 00:43:57,614 --> 00:43:59,947 What's wrong, gettin' tired? 613 00:43:59,949 --> 00:44:01,516 You wish. 614 00:44:01,518 --> 00:44:03,184 Whoo-hoo! 615 00:44:03,186 --> 00:44:05,056 Hey, no fair! 616 00:44:18,336 --> 00:44:20,703 You totally cheated! 617 00:44:20,705 --> 00:44:22,875 We'll call it a tie. 618 00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:26,076 Whoa! Did you make this? 619 00:44:26,078 --> 00:44:28,545 Sure did. So do you play? 620 00:44:28,547 --> 00:44:30,282 Yeah. I love guitar! 621 00:44:36,356 --> 00:44:37,955 Yeah, 622 00:44:37,957 --> 00:44:40,091 try not squeezing so tight. 623 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:43,897 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Okay. 624 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,733 I think it's out of tune or something. 625 00:44:48,735 --> 00:44:51,570 Do you play or is it just to look cool? 626 00:44:51,572 --> 00:44:53,808 Well, you'll be the judge. 627 00:45:16,598 --> 00:45:18,132 Holy crap! 628 00:45:18,134 --> 00:45:20,467 Well, I've had lots of time to practice. 629 00:45:20,469 --> 00:45:22,470 Can you teach me how to do that? 630 00:45:22,472 --> 00:45:25,439 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll. 631 00:45:25,441 --> 00:45:27,344 Of course, I'd be happy to. 632 00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:34,516 You have to come home with me. 633 00:45:34,518 --> 00:45:38,487 Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe. 634 00:45:38,489 --> 00:45:41,957 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know. 635 00:45:41,959 --> 00:45:43,792 They don't even know you're alive! 636 00:45:43,794 --> 00:45:45,493 HairCo will find out. 637 00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:48,097 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom. 638 00:45:48,099 --> 00:45:52,035 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand. 639 00:45:52,037 --> 00:45:53,936 When I was in medical school, 640 00:45:53,938 --> 00:45:55,905 I started studying my hair growth, 641 00:45:55,907 --> 00:45:59,777 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me. 642 00:45:59,779 --> 00:46:03,080 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood 643 00:46:03,082 --> 00:46:06,518 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features. 644 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,956 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot. 645 00:46:10,190 --> 00:46:12,925 HairCo found out about my experiments. 646 00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:15,927 At first they tried to hire me 647 00:46:15,929 --> 00:46:18,998 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked, 648 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,868 and all my research stolen. 649 00:46:21,870 --> 00:46:24,203 That's when things got really out of control. 650 00:46:24,205 --> 00:46:26,038 They threatened your mother. 651 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,908 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed. 652 00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:33,046 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear. 653 00:46:33,048 --> 00:46:36,583 Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same... 654 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,853 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger, 655 00:46:39,855 --> 00:46:42,755 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet. 656 00:46:42,757 --> 00:46:47,062 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house. 657 00:46:47,064 --> 00:46:49,930 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal. 658 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:51,533 That must be why they left us alone. 659 00:46:51,535 --> 00:46:54,202 And it's the reason I can't come back. 660 00:46:54,204 --> 00:46:57,039 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive, 661 00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,210 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. 662 00:47:03,681 --> 00:47:04,848 You. 663 00:47:04,850 --> 00:47:06,148 What are you doing here? 664 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,384 All day breakfast, of course. 665 00:47:08,386 --> 00:47:12,155 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison, 666 00:47:12,157 --> 00:47:15,927 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy. 667 00:47:15,929 --> 00:47:18,229 He hates that photo. 668 00:47:18,231 --> 00:47:20,564 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son? 669 00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:22,034 You got me. 670 00:47:22,036 --> 00:47:24,002 I don't care about your son, 671 00:47:24,004 --> 00:47:27,308 but if we find him, we find your husband. 672 00:47:28,073 --> 00:47:29,741 My husband? 673 00:47:29,743 --> 00:47:31,810 He died a long time ago. You know that. 674 00:47:31,812 --> 00:47:33,712 Yes, well... No. 675 00:47:33,714 --> 00:47:37,452 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline. 676 00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,421 "Baby born in a pumpkin." 677 00:47:41,722 --> 00:47:43,824 The other headline. 678 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,161 Bigfoot? Really? 679 00:47:48,163 --> 00:47:53,232 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments. 680 00:47:53,234 --> 00:47:57,605 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen. 681 00:47:57,607 --> 00:48:00,477 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot. 682 00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:04,979 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? 683 00:48:04,981 --> 00:48:10,752 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years? 684 00:48:10,754 --> 00:48:13,756 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot. 685 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:16,227 I think he is Bigfoot. 686 00:48:18,830 --> 00:48:22,263 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore. 687 00:48:22,265 --> 00:48:24,233 Something isn't right. 688 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,137 I thought you might say that. 689 00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:28,806 Perfect-issimo. 690 00:48:28,808 --> 00:48:32,208 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife, 691 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,544 and my soon-to-be-born sons. 692 00:48:34,546 --> 00:48:37,682 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter! 693 00:48:37,684 --> 00:48:42,923 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here? 694 00:48:45,124 --> 00:48:46,426 No. 695 00:48:47,627 --> 00:48:50,195 I know. He hates that photo. 696 00:48:55,136 --> 00:48:58,203 That's Bigfoot's wife. 697 00:48:58,205 --> 00:49:00,338 We're not leaving until we find him. 698 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:03,478 Tear the forest down if you have to. 699 00:49:05,613 --> 00:49:08,115 Yuck. Looks way too healthy. 700 00:49:08,117 --> 00:49:10,350 Well, it is. And tastes good too. 701 00:49:10,352 --> 00:49:12,118 Ooh, don't you have any meat? 702 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,721 I'm afraid not. 703 00:49:13,723 --> 00:49:16,357 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here. 704 00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:19,726 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions. 705 00:49:19,728 --> 00:49:21,629 No, who ate Trapper? 706 00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:25,066 Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper? 707 00:49:25,068 --> 00:49:26,867 You can try to reason with them, 708 00:49:26,869 --> 00:49:29,369 but nobody cares that he's delicious. 709 00:49:29,371 --> 00:49:30,604 I am trying to tell them, you know, 710 00:49:30,606 --> 00:49:33,041 a little salt and pepper on the old Trapper, 711 00:49:33,043 --> 00:49:35,678 it's so good. They don't want to hear it. 712 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,116 I see how that could be awkward. 713 00:49:38,683 --> 00:49:40,082 Whoa, hot. 714 00:49:40,084 --> 00:49:41,951 Hot but good, right? 715 00:49:41,953 --> 00:49:43,685 No... Just hot. 716 00:49:43,687 --> 00:49:45,087 You have to admit, 717 00:49:45,089 --> 00:49:46,556 it's better than Mom's meatloaf. 718 00:49:46,558 --> 00:49:49,626 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway? 719 00:49:49,628 --> 00:49:53,396 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup. 720 00:49:57,869 --> 00:49:59,703 We got a big problem. 721 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,339 What's this? 722 00:50:01,341 --> 00:50:02,906 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer. 723 00:50:02,908 --> 00:50:04,109 - Shelly? - Mom? 724 00:50:04,111 --> 00:50:05,910 Hold on, it gets worse. 725 00:50:05,912 --> 00:50:08,481 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way. 726 00:50:20,194 --> 00:50:21,893 I'm sorry... I... 727 00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:23,729 You led them right to us. 728 00:50:23,731 --> 00:50:27,432 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger! 729 00:50:27,434 --> 00:50:29,403 - I... - Adam, what have you done? 730 00:50:29,405 --> 00:50:30,703 I didn't mean to. 731 00:50:30,705 --> 00:50:33,573 Actions have consequences. 732 00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:36,476 You should never have come here. 733 00:50:36,478 --> 00:50:38,746 Well, you better do something. 734 00:50:38,748 --> 00:50:42,081 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up! 735 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,183 I can fix this! 736 00:50:43,185 --> 00:50:44,451 What are you doing? 737 00:50:44,453 --> 00:50:46,087 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine. 738 00:50:46,089 --> 00:50:48,256 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with... 739 00:50:56,198 --> 00:50:57,334 Please be safe. 740 00:50:59,170 --> 00:51:00,969 Over here, you found me! 741 00:51:00,971 --> 00:51:03,505 Adam Harrison, the missing boy. 742 00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:06,111 Everything's fine. We can all go home.! 743 00:51:16,255 --> 00:51:17,954 Mom! 744 00:51:17,956 --> 00:51:19,756 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 745 00:51:19,758 --> 00:51:22,459 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away. 746 00:51:22,461 --> 00:51:23,995 And I should've told you the truth. 747 00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:26,864 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad. 748 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:29,167 Adam, shh, watch what you say. 749 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:30,868 Don't worry, they'll never find him. 750 00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:33,971 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall. 751 00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:38,410 This is an all-call. 752 00:51:38,412 --> 00:51:42,648 All agents re-route to sector G16. 753 00:51:42,650 --> 00:51:48,321 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way. 754 00:51:48,323 --> 00:51:53,058 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time. 755 00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:56,464 The bigfoot is hiding down there. 756 00:52:00,070 --> 00:52:02,570 What are you waiting for? Get down there! 757 00:52:02,572 --> 00:52:04,170 I hear something. 758 00:52:04,172 --> 00:52:06,507 What is it? 759 00:52:16,553 --> 00:52:19,087 Someone push you in the pool? 760 00:52:19,089 --> 00:52:21,723 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please! 761 00:52:21,725 --> 00:52:24,193 Take her home. The boy rides with me. 762 00:52:24,195 --> 00:52:25,762 Where are you taking him? 763 00:52:25,764 --> 00:52:28,931 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you. 764 00:52:28,933 --> 00:52:31,770 We're going to have a little chat. 765 00:52:51,792 --> 00:52:54,893 One last chance. Where is your father? 766 00:52:54,895 --> 00:52:56,927 So you can lock him in a cage? 767 00:52:56,929 --> 00:53:00,166 Your father's DNA can help millions of people. 768 00:53:00,168 --> 00:53:04,303 People who just want a full head of healthy hair. 769 00:53:04,305 --> 00:53:07,073 So you just take some DNA and let him go? 770 00:53:07,075 --> 00:53:10,142 Not exactly. We'll be partners. 771 00:53:10,144 --> 00:53:13,413 Your dad will work exclusively for us. 772 00:53:13,415 --> 00:53:14,880 Give me a break. 773 00:53:14,882 --> 00:53:16,317 Adam, listen to me... 774 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,486 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad! 775 00:53:21,924 --> 00:53:26,664 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating. 776 00:53:27,463 --> 00:53:29,298 Light it up, boys. 777 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,770 Are you crazy? 778 00:53:35,772 --> 00:53:40,576 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated." 779 00:53:40,578 --> 00:53:42,877 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there. 780 00:53:42,879 --> 00:53:47,251 My boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you. 781 00:53:54,492 --> 00:53:56,392 Nice doing business with you. 782 00:53:56,394 --> 00:53:57,626 No! 783 00:54:21,989 --> 00:54:23,757 Help! Help me! 784 00:54:42,978 --> 00:54:43,947 Dad! 785 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:45,749 Hang on! 786 00:54:53,289 --> 00:54:54,324 No! 787 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,626 So predictable. 788 00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:01,299 Dad. Come on. Please. 789 00:55:18,450 --> 00:55:19,452 Dad! 790 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:34,100 Mission accomplished. So long! 791 00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,346 Wake up, Adam. 792 00:55:50,118 --> 00:55:51,320 Wake up. 793 00:55:51,787 --> 00:55:53,185 Dad? 794 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:55,855 He's awake. Are you okay? 795 00:55:55,857 --> 00:55:58,258 I... I think so. 796 00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:01,429 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid. 797 00:56:01,431 --> 00:56:03,431 Wait, where are you going? 798 00:56:03,433 --> 00:56:05,833 To find a new place to start over. 799 00:56:05,835 --> 00:56:07,034 You're just going to leave? 800 00:56:07,036 --> 00:56:08,969 Well, not much left here for us, is there? 801 00:56:08,971 --> 00:56:09,973 Way to go, man. 802 00:56:15,946 --> 00:56:17,682 Hey! Wait. 803 00:56:18,849 --> 00:56:20,281 Stop. 804 00:56:22,352 --> 00:56:24,252 Hey, I said stop! 805 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,694 If you're going to bite my head off, do it. 806 00:56:31,696 --> 00:56:33,464 Otherwise, I've got something to say. 807 00:56:35,933 --> 00:56:38,669 I've got a plan but I need your help. 808 00:56:38,671 --> 00:56:41,006 It's your problem, not ours. 809 00:56:42,642 --> 00:56:45,475 This isn't about me, it's about my dad. 810 00:56:45,477 --> 00:56:48,379 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it. 811 00:56:48,381 --> 00:56:51,817 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice. 812 00:56:51,819 --> 00:56:53,685 I didn't mean for this to happen. 813 00:56:53,687 --> 00:56:56,987 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry. 814 00:56:56,989 --> 00:56:59,824 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest! 815 00:56:59,826 --> 00:57:03,829 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't. 816 00:57:03,831 --> 00:57:06,164 Please, guys, I need your help. 817 00:57:06,166 --> 00:57:08,599 When animals go up against humans, 818 00:57:08,601 --> 00:57:10,501 humans always win. 819 00:57:10,503 --> 00:57:13,573 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug. 820 00:57:13,575 --> 00:57:16,243 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble? 821 00:57:16,245 --> 00:57:17,877 Would he just walk away? 822 00:57:17,879 --> 00:57:20,413 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. 823 00:57:20,415 --> 00:57:23,482 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous. 824 00:57:23,484 --> 00:57:26,354 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together. 825 00:57:26,356 --> 00:57:29,226 Please, Bigfoot needs your help. 826 00:57:30,894 --> 00:57:34,260 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us. 827 00:57:34,262 --> 00:57:36,899 I agree with them, I'm in. 828 00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:39,433 All right then, we're in. 829 00:57:39,435 --> 00:57:42,270 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it? 830 00:57:42,272 --> 00:57:46,575 I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first. 831 00:57:46,577 --> 00:57:48,578 What do you say, Wilbur? 832 00:57:51,081 --> 00:57:52,916 Okay. 833 00:57:52,918 --> 00:57:54,853 Let's do it for Bigfoot. 834 00:58:12,004 --> 00:58:14,572 I could watch that all day. 835 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:16,373 It's incredible. 836 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:20,277 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level. 837 00:58:22,616 --> 00:58:24,984 It's awake. 838 00:58:24,986 --> 00:58:27,720 Good morning, my dear beast. 839 00:58:27,722 --> 00:58:31,557 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison? 840 00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:33,492 Let me go! 841 00:58:33,494 --> 00:58:35,097 Calm down. 842 00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:39,967 Or not. 843 00:58:39,969 --> 00:58:41,204 Get back! 844 00:58:43,138 --> 00:58:45,304 No, no, no. There's no need for that. 845 00:58:45,306 --> 00:58:49,009 Do you have any idea what that thing costs? 846 00:58:49,011 --> 00:58:51,678 I'm sure we've got another one. 847 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,015 The benefits of being rich. 848 00:58:55,017 --> 00:58:58,554 This thing here, I have no idea what it is. 849 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,192 But we'll replace it too. 850 00:59:04,194 --> 00:59:07,663 The only thing of value here is our new friend. 851 00:59:07,665 --> 00:59:09,864 You'll never get what you want from me. 852 00:59:09,866 --> 00:59:12,701 I'll fight you every step of the way. 853 00:59:12,703 --> 00:59:14,872 No, you won't. 854 00:59:14,874 --> 00:59:16,673 You want to know how I know? 855 00:59:16,675 --> 00:59:18,677 Your family is still out there. 856 00:59:19,744 --> 00:59:21,512 Leave them out of this. 857 00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:23,479 Happily. I have no use for them. 858 00:59:23,481 --> 00:59:25,850 But if you make life hard for us, 859 00:59:25,852 --> 00:59:28,719 we can make life very hard for them. 860 00:59:28,721 --> 00:59:32,123 That said, if you cooperate... 861 00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:35,326 I promise to take good care of your family. 862 00:59:35,328 --> 00:59:38,332 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be? 863 00:59:44,871 --> 00:59:47,338 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride. 864 00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:48,407 Got it. 865 00:59:50,979 --> 00:59:53,379 - What? - More of a covert ride. 866 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:56,183 Got it. 867 00:59:56,185 --> 00:59:59,752 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready? 868 00:59:59,754 --> 01:00:01,053 I was born ready. 869 01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:02,855 Actually, I was born a few weeks early. 870 01:00:02,857 --> 01:00:04,291 I needed a lot of help to get started... 871 01:00:04,293 --> 01:00:05,927 - Shut up. - Will you shut up? 872 01:00:05,929 --> 01:00:07,226 - Shut up. - Yeah. 873 01:00:07,228 --> 01:00:08,395 What? 874 01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:10,730 Okay, guys, it's now or never. 875 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,632 Are you sure about this? 876 01:00:12,634 --> 01:00:13,736 Now. 877 01:00:17,274 --> 01:00:19,477 This is nuts. Whoa! 878 01:00:21,611 --> 01:00:22,613 Whoa! 879 01:00:30,054 --> 01:00:31,922 Wait! Hold on! 880 01:00:32,455 --> 01:00:33,755 Wilbur! Run! 881 01:00:33,757 --> 01:00:35,460 What do you think I'm doing? 882 01:00:44,602 --> 01:00:46,602 Whoa, what was that? 883 01:00:46,604 --> 01:00:47,870 Why you don't y'all go check it out? 884 01:00:47,872 --> 01:00:50,607 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte! 885 01:00:50,609 --> 01:00:53,444 You're drinking a latte? 886 01:00:53,446 --> 01:00:54,948 What's wrong with that? 887 01:00:56,149 --> 01:00:58,451 Fine. Let's both go. 888 01:01:02,923 --> 01:01:05,160 All right, let's roll. 889 01:01:11,865 --> 01:01:15,201 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride. 890 01:01:15,203 --> 01:01:17,972 Check out Steve. He's loving it. 891 01:01:22,343 --> 01:01:25,511 This is amazing. 892 01:01:26,782 --> 01:01:28,150 He probably got tired of pecking for a living. 893 01:01:30,485 --> 01:01:32,519 I've extracted the bigfoot DNA 894 01:01:32,521 --> 01:01:34,488 and spliced it into the sequence. 895 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:36,322 So what are you waiting for? 896 01:01:36,324 --> 01:01:39,194 This needs to be tested immediately. 897 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,831 Send in the intern. 898 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:46,134 Dr. Billingsley? Hi. 899 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:48,303 I... I don't mean to bother you, 900 01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,840 but I really need you to sign my time sheet... 901 01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,809 No, not again! 902 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:59,548 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser. 903 01:02:03,990 --> 01:02:06,756 What's going on? 904 01:02:06,758 --> 01:02:10,062 My hair, it's growing. 905 01:02:18,571 --> 01:02:20,337 Incredible! 906 01:02:20,339 --> 01:02:23,541 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence. 907 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:26,544 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot. 908 01:02:26,546 --> 01:02:28,713 We're closer than we've ever been. 909 01:02:28,715 --> 01:02:30,682 I want you working around the clock. 910 01:02:30,684 --> 01:02:34,755 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing. 911 01:02:35,523 --> 01:02:37,591 Sir? 912 01:02:46,736 --> 01:02:49,168 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys? 913 01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:51,104 This guy drinks lattes. 914 01:02:51,106 --> 01:02:54,108 Come on. You promised to let it go. 915 01:02:54,110 --> 01:02:56,279 Well, lah-di-dah. 916 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,926 Are you kidding me? 917 01:03:14,599 --> 01:03:18,101 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic! 918 01:03:18,103 --> 01:03:20,338 Shh. Let me concentrate. 919 01:03:34,586 --> 01:03:37,754 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA? 920 01:03:37,756 --> 01:03:39,492 The ongoing mutations are... 921 01:03:41,561 --> 01:03:44,396 I can't see him. We've got to get closer. 922 01:03:44,398 --> 01:03:46,398 Steve, take out those security cameras. 923 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,465 I'm on it. 924 01:03:47,467 --> 01:03:49,670 Everyone else, come with me. 925 01:04:04,018 --> 01:04:05,721 Piece of junk! 926 01:04:30,882 --> 01:04:32,581 Sir? 927 01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,884 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here. 928 01:04:34,886 --> 01:04:36,784 All the monitors are on the fritz. 929 01:04:36,786 --> 01:04:39,389 Have you checked if they are all plugged in? 930 01:04:39,391 --> 01:04:40,825 Of course they're plugged in! 931 01:04:42,293 --> 01:04:44,026 What do you say we smash it down? 932 01:04:44,028 --> 01:04:46,062 Stealth all the way. 933 01:04:46,064 --> 01:04:50,332 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done. 934 01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:51,835 Where'd you get that mask? 935 01:04:51,837 --> 01:04:54,904 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me. 936 01:04:54,906 --> 01:04:58,844 Lick, stick, and cut. 937 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,519 Shoot. 938 01:05:09,088 --> 01:05:12,756 We've got a perimeter breach! 939 01:05:12,758 --> 01:05:16,629 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers. 940 01:05:16,631 --> 01:05:19,232 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere. 941 01:05:19,234 --> 01:05:21,433 This is standard troubleshooting procedure. 942 01:05:21,435 --> 01:05:24,236 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged. 943 01:05:24,238 --> 01:05:28,141 Like I said, everything is plugged in! 944 01:05:33,081 --> 01:05:36,382 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now! 945 01:05:36,384 --> 01:05:39,823 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do. 946 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:46,560 Have I been helpful for you today? 947 01:05:46,562 --> 01:05:48,465 Would you be willing to take a short survey? 948 01:05:50,232 --> 01:05:51,268 There he is. 949 01:05:53,237 --> 01:05:55,036 We'll have to go through that door. 950 01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:56,507 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in! 951 01:05:59,076 --> 01:06:00,876 Don't worry. I got it. 952 01:06:00,878 --> 01:06:04,080 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here? 953 01:06:04,082 --> 01:06:06,216 Check the lockers for anything we can use. 954 01:06:06,218 --> 01:06:07,783 Take whatever you can carry. 955 01:06:07,785 --> 01:06:10,289 I need more men. Get them down here now! 956 01:06:12,258 --> 01:06:15,493 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool? 957 01:06:15,495 --> 01:06:18,797 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me! 958 01:06:18,799 --> 01:06:20,132 Fine, take it. 959 01:06:26,272 --> 01:06:27,976 What? 960 01:06:33,213 --> 01:06:34,379 What? 961 01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:36,717 Maybe we should try something else. 962 01:06:38,184 --> 01:06:40,152 Yeah, that's more like it! 963 01:06:41,522 --> 01:06:44,392 Watch where you're swinging that thing! 964 01:06:47,094 --> 01:06:48,293 On three. 965 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:50,196 Okay, guys. It's now or never. 966 01:06:50,198 --> 01:06:51,465 Okay. 967 01:06:51,467 --> 01:06:52,635 One... 968 01:06:53,369 --> 01:06:54,802 Two... 969 01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:57,306 Three! 970 01:07:01,443 --> 01:07:02,411 Fire. Fire! 971 01:07:05,149 --> 01:07:07,084 Keep firing! Keep...! 972 01:07:13,823 --> 01:07:15,391 Gotcha, you little weasel. 973 01:07:15,393 --> 01:07:17,929 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 974 01:07:22,032 --> 01:07:24,434 Bring it on, suckers! 975 01:07:28,173 --> 01:07:29,141 Ha! 976 01:07:35,113 --> 01:07:36,115 No! 977 01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:39,217 Get your hands off him. 978 01:07:46,492 --> 01:07:48,192 What now? 979 01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:51,865 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go. 980 01:08:02,742 --> 01:08:03,778 Over there. 981 01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:27,270 Come on, Captain! 982 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:35,145 Over there! 983 01:08:43,655 --> 01:08:45,489 Whoa, get off me. 984 01:08:50,762 --> 01:08:53,496 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there! 985 01:08:53,498 --> 01:08:56,167 My pleasure. Whoa! 986 01:08:59,104 --> 01:09:01,540 Yee haw! 987 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:11,982 Whoo-hoo! 988 01:09:13,185 --> 01:09:14,285 - Don't move! - What? 989 01:09:14,287 --> 01:09:15,419 You're under arrest. 990 01:09:15,421 --> 01:09:17,224 Y'all got to read me my rights. 991 01:09:20,729 --> 01:09:22,728 That is one tough bear. 992 01:09:35,578 --> 01:09:36,844 Dad! 993 01:09:36,846 --> 01:09:38,478 Adam, how did you get in here? 994 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,749 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out. 995 01:09:41,751 --> 01:09:43,418 It's going to be okay, Adam. 996 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:44,686 What are you doing? 997 01:09:44,688 --> 01:09:47,021 Everything I did was to keep you safe. 998 01:09:47,023 --> 01:09:50,190 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life. 999 01:09:50,192 --> 01:09:51,994 We've got to hurry. Come on! 1000 01:09:51,996 --> 01:09:54,196 I need you to believe that. 1001 01:09:54,198 --> 01:09:56,498 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam. 1002 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,201 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine, 1003 01:09:59,203 --> 01:10:02,170 and friends forgive and forget. 1004 01:10:02,172 --> 01:10:04,174 You're going to have to catch us first. 1005 01:10:04,176 --> 01:10:05,576 Come on, Dad. Let's run! 1006 01:10:05,578 --> 01:10:07,076 I'm not going with you. 1007 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,844 What? 1008 01:10:08,846 --> 01:10:12,849 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe. 1009 01:10:12,851 --> 01:10:14,585 It's better this way. 1010 01:10:14,587 --> 01:10:16,052 What did you do to him? 1011 01:10:16,054 --> 01:10:18,022 He's sick. You're killing him! 1012 01:10:18,024 --> 01:10:22,358 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time. 1013 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,263 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam. 1014 01:10:25,198 --> 01:10:26,930 Don't look so surprised, 1015 01:10:26,932 --> 01:10:29,467 we're partners, your dad and I. 1016 01:10:29,469 --> 01:10:31,602 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now. 1017 01:10:31,604 --> 01:10:34,640 No! I'm not leaving without you. 1018 01:10:34,642 --> 01:10:36,742 You promised not to hurt him! 1019 01:10:36,744 --> 01:10:38,780 Treat our young guest gently. 1020 01:10:40,983 --> 01:10:44,083 It's time for Daddy to get back to work. 1021 01:10:44,085 --> 01:10:45,487 Take care of your mother. 1022 01:11:02,904 --> 01:11:06,575 I had the most beautiful dream. 1023 01:11:06,577 --> 01:11:08,910 I could take the rings off my tail 1024 01:11:08,912 --> 01:11:12,546 and link them together like a fancy magician. 1025 01:11:12,548 --> 01:11:14,282 I could be your assistant. 1026 01:11:14,284 --> 01:11:17,953 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies, 1027 01:11:17,955 --> 01:11:19,221 whatever spare change you like... 1028 01:11:19,223 --> 01:11:21,457 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have? 1029 01:11:21,459 --> 01:11:24,993 Let's just say that I was over my limit. 1030 01:11:24,995 --> 01:11:28,163 You'll never have to worry about anything again. 1031 01:11:28,165 --> 01:11:31,838 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich. 1032 01:11:34,607 --> 01:11:39,708 Man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran. 1033 01:11:39,710 --> 01:11:43,615 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip, 1034 01:11:43,617 --> 01:11:46,116 working hard to provide for you. 1035 01:11:46,118 --> 01:11:48,885 Except he never comes home from this business trip. 1036 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:52,758 Your father is a busy man. You know how it is. 1037 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,326 Well, business is business, I guess. 1038 01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:56,463 That a boy. 1039 01:11:58,132 --> 01:12:00,599 Stop him! Get the boy. 1040 01:12:00,601 --> 01:12:02,804 Business is business! 1041 01:12:10,111 --> 01:12:13,712 - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair! 1042 01:12:13,714 --> 01:12:15,614 My toupee! 1043 01:12:19,222 --> 01:12:26,226 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors! 1044 01:12:26,228 --> 01:12:30,699 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4. 1045 01:12:30,701 --> 01:12:31,866 What? 1046 01:12:31,868 --> 01:12:33,804 A... A fire? No. 1047 01:12:39,609 --> 01:12:41,510 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1048 01:12:41,512 --> 01:12:44,879 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner. 1049 01:12:44,881 --> 01:12:47,183 What's wrong with that guy? 1050 01:12:47,185 --> 01:12:51,454 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away! 1051 01:12:51,456 --> 01:12:53,556 Evacuate. Evacuate. 1052 01:12:54,994 --> 01:12:58,729 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm. 1053 01:12:58,731 --> 01:13:00,531 This is not a drill. 1054 01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:03,199 Please exit the facility at once. 1055 01:13:03,201 --> 01:13:04,602 What are you doing? 1056 01:13:04,604 --> 01:13:05,703 Standard procedure, sir. 1057 01:13:05,705 --> 01:13:08,075 Let me... Argh! ...go! 1058 01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:17,549 Look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags. 1059 01:13:17,551 --> 01:13:19,517 Did you really think I'd leave you here? 1060 01:13:21,988 --> 01:13:23,222 Get these cages open now. Everybody out. 1061 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,390 Yeah. 1062 01:13:25,392 --> 01:13:27,429 Feel free to start with me. 1063 01:13:32,667 --> 01:13:35,302 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me! 1064 01:13:35,304 --> 01:13:36,937 Thank you, my dear. 1065 01:13:36,939 --> 01:13:39,673 Hello there, cowboy. 1066 01:13:39,675 --> 01:13:40,676 What are you in for? 1067 01:13:41,211 --> 01:13:42,311 Murder. 1068 01:13:43,645 --> 01:13:45,513 Just joking. I eat carrots. 1069 01:13:45,515 --> 01:13:47,617 You're funny. 1070 01:13:50,819 --> 01:13:52,953 Tina! Get me out of here! 1071 01:13:52,955 --> 01:13:55,826 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates! 1072 01:13:58,228 --> 01:13:59,560 Adam, what are you doing? 1073 01:13:59,562 --> 01:14:01,596 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out. 1074 01:14:01,598 --> 01:14:06,569 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding. 1075 01:14:06,571 --> 01:14:08,771 I don't care, as long as we're together. 1076 01:14:08,773 --> 01:14:13,275 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving. 1077 01:14:13,277 --> 01:14:16,779 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too. 1078 01:14:16,781 --> 01:14:18,783 You can't. 1079 01:14:18,785 --> 01:14:21,752 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need. 1080 01:14:21,754 --> 01:14:22,819 Adam, no. 1081 01:14:22,821 --> 01:14:25,355 Either we both stay, or we both go. 1082 01:14:25,357 --> 01:14:27,091 It's up to you. 1083 01:14:27,093 --> 01:14:30,364 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you. 1084 01:14:33,699 --> 01:14:36,336 You are one stubborn kid. 1085 01:14:38,305 --> 01:14:41,108 I guess I take after my old man. 1086 01:14:45,079 --> 01:14:48,247 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us. 1087 01:14:48,249 --> 01:14:50,582 What have you done with my son? 1088 01:14:50,584 --> 01:14:52,684 Calm down, he's on the way. 1089 01:14:52,686 --> 01:14:54,255 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair. 1090 01:14:54,257 --> 01:14:57,056 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops. 1091 01:14:57,058 --> 01:14:59,359 What are you gonna say? 1092 01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:01,795 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot, 1093 01:15:01,797 --> 01:15:03,864 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy." 1094 01:15:03,866 --> 01:15:06,133 Sounds pretty crazy to me. 1095 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:08,402 You know, someone with a story like that 1096 01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:10,538 probably isn't fit to raise a kid. 1097 01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:13,307 How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1098 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:15,976 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs. 1099 01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:20,316 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place? 1100 01:15:20,318 --> 01:15:22,720 No, we go in the bushes outside. 1101 01:15:23,887 --> 01:15:25,390 It's upstairs. 1102 01:15:32,396 --> 01:15:35,232 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now! 1103 01:15:35,234 --> 01:15:38,934 That's okay, I'll wait until you're done. 1104 01:15:38,936 --> 01:15:40,638 Would you get in here? 1105 01:15:42,874 --> 01:15:44,610 What's going on? 1106 01:15:48,213 --> 01:15:49,880 Sir, we're at the house. 1107 01:15:49,882 --> 01:15:52,448 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it. 1108 01:15:52,450 --> 01:15:55,620 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then. 1109 01:15:55,622 --> 01:15:57,290 Roger that. 1110 01:16:07,335 --> 01:16:11,437 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this? 1111 01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:13,873 Just the ones that kidnap my son. 1112 01:16:19,047 --> 01:16:21,714 Evacuate, evacuate. 1113 01:16:21,716 --> 01:16:24,251 Time to get your butts in gear. 1114 01:16:24,253 --> 01:16:26,786 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1115 01:16:31,293 --> 01:16:32,629 Follow me, buddy. 1116 01:16:36,132 --> 01:16:40,004 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good. 1117 01:16:59,124 --> 01:17:01,693 No! Come on. Hurry! 1118 01:17:07,533 --> 01:17:09,666 What now? 1119 01:17:09,668 --> 01:17:11,769 There's got to be another way out. 1120 01:17:11,771 --> 01:17:12,738 Dad, up there. 1121 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:16,475 Let's check it out... Follow me. 1122 01:17:21,815 --> 01:17:26,018 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close. 1123 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:28,388 Keep on going, I'm right behind you. 1124 01:17:37,365 --> 01:17:38,400 Up there. 1125 01:17:47,844 --> 01:17:50,244 There's no way down. We're trapped. 1126 01:17:50,246 --> 01:17:51,414 No, Dad. Look. 1127 01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:54,918 - Zipline! - Zipline! 1128 01:18:01,858 --> 01:18:03,124 Aah! 1129 01:18:03,126 --> 01:18:04,127 Shoot. 1130 01:18:08,766 --> 01:18:11,737 One way in, one way out. 1131 01:18:13,804 --> 01:18:14,806 We're going home. 1132 01:18:17,807 --> 01:18:20,646 Let me go, you big oaf. 1133 01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:24,148 So what'll it be? 1134 01:18:24,150 --> 01:18:27,984 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell? 1135 01:18:27,986 --> 01:18:29,886 He's never going back there. 1136 01:18:31,058 --> 01:18:32,026 Dad! 1137 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:38,864 You silly beast. You lied to me. 1138 01:18:38,866 --> 01:18:43,302 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need. 1139 01:18:43,304 --> 01:18:46,204 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised. 1140 01:18:46,206 --> 01:18:47,409 It's too late now. 1141 01:18:58,653 --> 01:19:02,421 I would've kept you both, but I only need one. 1142 01:19:02,423 --> 01:19:03,693 No, please! 1143 01:19:04,759 --> 01:19:05,761 I'm sorry, son. 1144 01:19:08,597 --> 01:19:09,598 No! 1145 01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:15,803 No. 1146 01:19:15,805 --> 01:19:17,505 Argh! You animal! 1147 01:19:17,507 --> 01:19:20,445 Really, it's you who is the animal. 1148 01:19:23,414 --> 01:19:25,814 I hate to break it to you, 1149 01:19:25,816 --> 01:19:27,983 but that's only a flare gun. 1150 01:19:27,985 --> 01:19:31,087 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside, 1151 01:19:31,089 --> 01:19:32,488 we've got work to do. 1152 01:19:32,490 --> 01:19:35,126 No, you're out of business. 1153 01:19:52,677 --> 01:19:53,912 No! 1154 01:20:20,509 --> 01:20:23,613 Don't just stand there, pull me up! 1155 01:20:28,683 --> 01:20:30,249 No! 1156 01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:33,723 Ooh, that must hurt. 1157 01:20:39,062 --> 01:20:40,229 Dad! 1158 01:20:41,031 --> 01:20:42,131 Dad! 1159 01:20:48,905 --> 01:20:51,876 Please, don't leave me. 1160 01:20:59,116 --> 01:21:02,454 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory. 1161 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,717 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot. 1162 01:21:31,719 --> 01:21:34,587 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so! 1163 01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:36,388 Are you kidding? 1164 01:21:58,448 --> 01:21:59,415 Adam? 1165 01:22:00,450 --> 01:22:01,418 Dad? 1166 01:22:07,526 --> 01:22:10,025 For the better or for the worse, 1167 01:22:10,027 --> 01:22:12,028 it looks like you're stuck with me now. 1168 01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:14,998 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot. 1169 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,798 Me too. 1170 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,802 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing! 1171 01:22:19,804 --> 01:22:23,507 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal! 1172 01:22:23,509 --> 01:22:26,209 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys! 1173 01:22:26,211 --> 01:22:31,550 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain. 1174 01:22:32,485 --> 01:22:35,421 It did not have to end this way. 1175 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:43,631 Nobody messes with my family. 1176 01:22:44,731 --> 01:22:46,665 My kinda woman. 1177 01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:48,701 - Mom. - Honey. 1178 01:22:51,039 --> 01:22:54,305 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you. 1179 01:22:54,307 --> 01:22:56,641 - No more hiding. - No more hiding. 1180 01:22:56,643 --> 01:22:58,112 Look what I found. 1181 01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:08,390 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah! 1182 01:23:15,997 --> 01:23:17,832 My research. 1183 01:23:17,834 --> 01:23:19,301 My lab! 1184 01:23:22,006 --> 01:23:25,276 My time sheet. 1185 01:23:38,256 --> 01:23:41,224 Hey! That hurts. 1186 01:23:41,226 --> 01:23:43,295 Don't you have a snooze button? 1187 01:23:44,896 --> 01:23:47,600 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up! 1188 01:23:53,806 --> 01:23:56,408 Yeah! 1189 01:23:56,410 --> 01:23:59,146 Good mornin'! Allow me. 1190 01:24:01,147 --> 01:24:02,683 Oops. Sorry. 1191 01:24:04,584 --> 01:24:06,016 Good to go. 1192 01:24:06,018 --> 01:24:07,553 Ew, gross. 1193 01:24:17,431 --> 01:24:19,632 How about a bearskin rug! 1194 01:24:22,369 --> 01:24:24,407 He's so soft. 1195 01:24:32,815 --> 01:24:34,282 Hello, everyone. 1196 01:24:34,284 --> 01:24:37,785 Whoa, Trapper, that's going to give me nightmares! 1197 01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,054 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam, 1198 01:24:40,056 --> 01:24:44,493 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails? 1199 01:24:44,495 --> 01:24:47,295 And you thought you were going to have boys. 1200 01:24:47,297 --> 01:24:48,997 I never said that. 1201 01:24:48,999 --> 01:24:51,335 That raccoon will never change. 1202 01:24:53,035 --> 01:24:55,436 I could get used to this. 1203 01:24:55,438 --> 01:24:58,141 I could definitely get used to this. 1204 01:24:58,143 --> 01:25:03,215 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for. 1205 01:25:03,715 --> 01:25:05,647 Ooh, gotta go. 1206 01:25:05,649 --> 01:25:07,182 See you guys tonight. 1207 01:25:07,184 --> 01:25:08,387 Don't forget your lunch. 1208 01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:11,821 Let me guess, meatloaf? 1209 01:25:11,823 --> 01:25:13,357 But of course. 1210 01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:16,494 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking. 1211 01:25:16,496 --> 01:25:18,329 You got a deal. 1212 01:25:18,331 --> 01:25:21,736 I, I'm not so sure... 1213 01:25:27,373 --> 01:25:31,408 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1214 01:25:31,410 --> 01:25:34,346 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself? 1215 01:25:34,348 --> 01:25:35,547 Where are your bros? 1216 01:25:38,518 --> 01:25:42,020 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change. 1217 01:25:42,022 --> 01:25:43,855 Where have you been, mop-top? 1218 01:25:44,927 --> 01:25:46,526 You know what? I like my hair. 1219 01:25:46,528 --> 01:25:48,494 Good for you. 1220 01:25:48,496 --> 01:25:50,329 I'm serious, leave me alone. 1221 01:25:50,331 --> 01:25:52,802 We don't need to fight. You're better than this. 1222 01:25:54,202 --> 01:25:56,469 No, we're not. 1223 01:25:56,471 --> 01:25:59,240 Okay, you asked for it. 1224 01:26:00,675 --> 01:26:03,244 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death? 1225 01:26:03,246 --> 01:26:05,449 Just calling in the troops. 1226 01:26:07,215 --> 01:26:10,652 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away. 1227 01:26:11,989 --> 01:26:15,292 Look what we have here. We're terrified! 1228 01:26:25,669 --> 01:26:26,935 Thanks, Wilbur. 1229 01:26:26,937 --> 01:26:28,671 Just doing my part. 1230 01:26:28,673 --> 01:26:31,974 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you. 1231 01:26:31,976 --> 01:26:33,612 What are you smiling about? 1232 01:26:35,947 --> 01:26:38,852 No. You didn't. Let's check them out. 1233 01:26:55,902 --> 01:26:57,971 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls. 1234 01:26:57,973 --> 01:27:00,807 They take after their old man. 1235 01:27:00,809 --> 01:27:02,775 Now you better get back inside 1236 01:27:02,777 --> 01:27:06,144 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city. 1237 01:27:06,146 --> 01:27:07,149 Hi, Adam. 1238 01:27:08,617 --> 01:27:10,084 Hi, there. 1239 01:27:10,086 --> 01:27:11,518 What was that all about? 1240 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,621 Well... 1241 01:27:13,623 --> 01:27:15,789 Do you want to walk to school with me? 1242 01:27:15,791 --> 01:27:17,058 I'll tell you on the way. 1243 01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:19,896 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask. 1244 01:27:20,963 --> 01:27:22,863 Cool. 1245 01:27:24,467 --> 01:27:25,766 No, not again. 1246 01:27:25,768 --> 01:27:28,802 Whoa, what's with the feet? 1247 01:27:28,804 --> 01:27:32,140 You're really different. I like that. 1248 01:27:32,142 --> 01:27:35,247 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals. 1249 01:27:36,647 --> 01:27:38,446 We better hurry, we're going to be late. 1250 01:27:38,448 --> 01:27:41,684 Slow down, we've got plenty of time. 1251 01:27:41,686 --> 01:27:43,686 I really do want to hear your story. 1252 01:27:43,688 --> 01:27:46,425 Well, where do I start? 87896