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Previously on Bro-Dependent.
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I'm working on this reallyexciting energy drink project,
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but Oxycontin is super expensiveon the black market.
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Anderson, I am not investingin your drug drink.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh my God, no.
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Oh, ew! Why the fuckdid you do this!
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It's okay, it's okay.
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I'll never love again.Zack, it's not your fault, okay?
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Like, you're so trusting,you know?
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You're such a kind spirit.
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I know.
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Zac, no. Dude, don't cry.
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When you cry dude, it straightup breaks my heart, okay?
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Cheer the fuck up, dude.It's going to be okay.
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Things are looking up, okay?
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You and I are backon good terms.
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You're like, financialcontribution to Quatro Cotton
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is going to take this shitto the next level.
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We're going to becrazy rich, dude.
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We're going to be like,Dennis Quaid rich.
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Totally. Then Carolynwill want me back!
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No, dude. You have to stopsaying that, okay?
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No she will dude, I swear.
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I'm not sayingthat she wouldn't,
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I'm saying that it's not goodfor you, okay?
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It's fine! Dude, it's-
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Guys. Guys, shut up.
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Are you going to buythis Oxy or not?
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Yeah. Oh, sorry Oxy dude.
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Yes, yes, we wantto buy the Oxy.
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Then give me the money.
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry dude.I'm on some right now
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and I'm like,"la la la la la la".
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Dude, Zack, fucking hookthis drug dealer up, okay?
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Fuck yeah.
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All right. Drug deal!
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Why the hell do you guys wantto meet in a mall parking lot
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on a Sunday for anyway?
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Oh, it's one of the thosehide-in-plain-sight
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sort of deals, you know?
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Hey girl! Sick mom jeans!
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Also, they've got a Mrs. Fieldsin there
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and I super feellike a cookie cake right now.
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All right.
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What the fuck is this?
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It's your money dude.
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Sorry it's like messyor whatever,
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but this is allI could find in my room.
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It's ten thousanddollars though.
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Hey guys.Oh shit!
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Oh shit!Run!
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Whoa, hey. I just need you guysto move your car.
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There's a lot of spaces, so.All right, have a good one.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.Hey dude. Dude.
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Hey.You didn't see nothing, okay?
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You just pay on your way out.
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Okay then.
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Okay.
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Holy shit.Okay, I think we're fine.
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So what are you guysgoing to do with all this?
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Oh, I'm selling a new energydrink with Oxycontin in it.
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So you're a drug dealer?
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No, why the fuck does everyonekeep saying that?
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You're the drug dealer,douche bag.
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No, actually I'm a copand you're under arrest
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for buying a schedule onenarcotic with intent to sell.
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Get your handswhere I can see them.
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Oh shit, schedule one?
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You have the rightto remain silent.
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Wait, wait dude. Dude!Dude, calm down.
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If we ask him if he's a cop andhe says no, that's entrapment.
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Are you a cop?
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Yeah, and you're under arrest.
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Oh shit! Run!
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Oh! Zack! Oh my God, Zack.Oh fuck.
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Oh God, Zack. I'm sorry dude.This is all my fault.
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Dude. Dude stop.Listen to me, listen.
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Did it look coolwhen I got hit by that car?
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Yeah dude, it was so cool.
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Cool. It was so funny dude.Zack.
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Oh my God, Zack.
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You were like, "Oh, owie,"You're so funny dude.
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It was so sad, too.It was so sad.
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You're so funnyand it was so sad.
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Oh! I love you Zack.Don't be dead.
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No!Zack!
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