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[Wayne]
Previously on Black Monday...
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I'm thinking I want Dawn
to manage my career.
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I was behind Black Monday.
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Twenty minutes ago,
someone confessed
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to Black Monday, and they had
a far more credible story.
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I just wanted to thank you.
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I mean , without you,
I never would've known
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about Amerisavings.
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You're really going
all-in, huh?
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Bought the ring,
closed on the house.
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This is the exact street
that I told you
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-I always wanted to live on.
-I don't remember that.
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-Is that a painting of me?
-Mm-mm, no.
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I was fucking shot
in the fucking chest,
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and the fucking person
who fucking did it
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is still fucking out there,
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and I'm the only one
who fucking cares?
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You are gonna love your new
FBI-installed security system.
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They also suggest
that you get them a copy
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of your enemies list ASAP.
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I don't have a list
of my enemies.
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[laughter]
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[line trilling]
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-[Yassir] Hello?
-Hey, Yass.
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Let's have a boys' night, huh?
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Nomi's out of town
visiting a sick aunt.
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She's got something
called Pontiac Fever,
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but her loss of bowel control
is our gain.
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One second, boss, okay?
Hold on.
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Hey, there, Dawn.
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Uh, that is Mo on the phone
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saying he wants
to hang out tonight
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because Nomi's out of town
taking care of her sick aunt,
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suffering from something
called Pontiac Fever,
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whatever the fuck that is.
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So what?
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You chicks lied to him
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about his own fiancée's
album release party?
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I didn't lie.
I told Nomi to lie.
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So what am I supposed
to tell Mo?
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[phone ringing]
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Dawn?
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Hello, Ms. Management Music,
Dawn Darcy speaking.
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Hey, Dawn, are you home?
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Oh, Congressman!
Give me good news!
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-Dawn!
-What?
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So should I tell Mo
that I have Pontiac Fever,
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-that it's going around?
-No, dumbass.
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Stay away from specifics
and illnesses.
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Take it from a master.
Good lies are like bad photos.
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As long as they're blurry
and you're not in 'em,
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no one gives a fucking shit.
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So I am just calling you
to congratulate you
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on your full expungement.
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That's right, citizen.
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Your record is cleaner
than a dog's balls,
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so you can go back to plotting
world domination or whatnot.
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You really did it?
Oh, wait, shit, shit.
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Can you hold?
I know we've had a rough go.
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-No, no, no...
-I have to thank you properly.
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-A real quick way...
-Just hold on.
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-...to thank me would be to...
-One quick second, okay?
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-...help me track down Mo...
-[phone beeps]
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Dawn--fuck!
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-I am so, so sorry.
-Hello.
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-Ms. Management Music.
-Just give me one more second.
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-Okay? Boss?
-Dawn Darcy speaking.
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Hey, Dawn.
Wait, was that Yass?
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I could have sworn I heard
Yassir in the background.
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Well, you were
just on with him.
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It could have
just been some kind
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of weird high-tech echo,
you know?
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Hi-techos,
the cereal for nerds.
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[laughs]
I'm cuckoo for dying alone.
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[phone ringing]
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-Hello.
-Keith Shenkar-Leighman II.
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I need a favor.
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Blair Pfaff Georgina,
the first of his name.
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I'm actually just running out
to get my kids.
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What's up?
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Anyway, um, MoMo, uh,
I have to go, okay?
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I-I-I'll call you back.
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O-okay, but real quick--
do you want
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to come
to a Kokomo show tonight?
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I mean, Nomi is out of town,
so I know you're not working.
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I can't.
I'm...
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I'm sick.
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Yeah, I've got, um...
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Cadillac Fever.
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-[mouthing inaudibly]
-Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever,
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and now you got something
called Cadillac--
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Is there some kind
of GM pandemic going around
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-that I don't know about?
-[phone beeps]
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Shit, hold on.
Let me shake this.
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-I fucking panicked!
-My God, the master?
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-I'm sorry!
-You were so dog shit!
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-Mo, Yassir?
-Yassir?
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-Mo?
-Keith?
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I keep hearing Yassir.
You heard him right, Keith?
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This phone technology
is a pretty powerful thing.
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You never know who's listening.
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Sorry, I was trying
to put Dawn on hold
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'cause she's either
fully dying or fully lying.
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[coughs]
I'm still here, MoMo.
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Party line,
getting the band back together.
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This new shit is so dumb--
conference call,
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call waiting, clock.
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Can't a phone
just be a fucking phone?
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-[chuckles]
-What do you want, Keith?
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Mo, I want to give you, um...
an engagement gift,
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a-and I got to give it
to you tonight, and--
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So just tell me where you're
at, and I'll come right over.
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I'm across the street
from Gray's Papaya. I'm--
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Hey, K-man,
you down for a boys' night?
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Like back in our good old
post-rug, pre-plug Miami days.
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I mean, we keep trying
to set shit right between us.
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Do I got to stay on
for this gay shit?
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-Whoa.
-Hey.
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-No, no, I just meant I--
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Yeah, we get it,
and don't you dare hang up,
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'cause I'm not done
with your lying ass yet.
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-[phone beeps]
-And she hung up.
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Look, Mo, I would love
to hang out with you,
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but if I don't
take the kids tonight,
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Shira's new boyfriend's
gonna convert them to Mormon.
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This is my, like,
last, last chance.
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I cannot fuck this up,
so rain check, next week maybe?
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I'm busy.
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And weren't you just
about to drop off my gift?
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-That's my call waiting.
-[line beeps]
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Tell Dawnie to feel better.
Okay, bye-bye.
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You never know
who's listening, huh?
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You heard it, okay?
He's at Gray's Papaya.
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-Are we done here?
-[phone ringing]
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'Cause I don't like lying
to a good friend.
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Look, boss,
I can't lie to you.
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[weakly]
I'm sick.
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Yeah, I'm sick, too.
Yeah, that bullshit got me.
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[Blair] Uh, if that's your idea
of lying or friendship,
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-yoink a doink.
-[knock at door]
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-Coming.
-One sec.
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-Hold on.
-[knock at door]
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You lying piece of shit.
You--
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[line beeping]
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Fucking technology!
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[agent]
Maurice Monroe?
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Gents, can I help--
What the fuck is going on?
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-You're coming with us.
-Wait, who are you?
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upbeat music
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Where am I?
Get your fucking hands off me.
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All right!
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[door closes]
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dramatic music
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Huh.
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Well, this is gonna suck.
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Let me out
of this fucking room!
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Tried that.
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Hey, I want to talk
to my lawyers!
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-Tried that, too.
-I got to take a fucking whiz!
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We tried that, too, and then
I just pissed in the corner,
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but watch out
for the dead rats,
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also the live ones.
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They were pissed that I pissed
on their fallen comrades.
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You telling me there's really
no other fucking way
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-out of this place?
-One way in, one way out.
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As far as we can tell,
we're in one of those
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terrifying, off-the-books
NYPD black sites
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you only hear rumors about.
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I'm guessing 'cause, uh,
nobody ever comes back.
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[chuckles] They just told us
to wait here, and they'd come
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-and get us one by one.
-No big deal, then.
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Let's just wait here until
they come back and get us.
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-Are you fucking kidding me?
-Ugh.
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I'm a legitimate businessman!
I pay taxes!
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[laughter]
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[laughs mockingly]
You know what?
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Only a group this fucked up
could be in a situation
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this fucked up and be all like,
"Oh, no big whoop,
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just your regular
cop-napping kill room.
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And, oh, by the way,
don't relieve yourself
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in the fucking rat cemetery."
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Speaking of which,
cue the Mourner's Kaddish
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or whatever the fucking Mormon
equivalent is,
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because if I'm not
at Shira's house
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to pick up my kids
in 16 minutes,
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-I'm fucking dead.
-Who cares?
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I'm sorry, but isn't
the bigger-ticket item
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why the five of us are here?
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Something we thought
maybe you could explain, Mo.
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Oh, so you think
this whole thing
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is 'cause of me?
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You are the criminal
of our group of friends.
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That is some
real revisionist bullshit,
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-historically speaking.
-[scoffs]
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[Mo] Black Monday was on
you two contortionist fucks.
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Here we go.
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Did you forget
that you stabbed me
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in the fucking back
while butt fucking
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the entire financial world
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and throwing an elderly maniac
off of a high-rise high dive?
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That was you two, so maybe
we're here for that shit.
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And did you forget
that I already went to jail
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for that shit,
for fucking you, Mo?
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Oh, my God, this shit again?
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Okay, I had
to eat out my cellmate.
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[Blair]
And I went to Congress.
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I mean, I know
it's not as bad as jail,
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but it's not nearly as cool
as you would think it was.
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And I had to eat out
every night.
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Do you know
how fattening that is?
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The amount of butter
I consumed?
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Shut up!
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[Blair] The point is
they already closed the case
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on Black Monday.
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[Keith] Well, the case
is still open on Amerisavings,
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or do you not remember
that time I thought
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we were gonna die in the bank
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and then we almost did die
in the fucking bank?
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Is that when you turned the
retail bank into a blood bank?
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Well, déjà Jew.
It's happening again, okay?
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-My people can sense death...
-Your people.
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...like a dog in a storm,
and thunder is coming.
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Let me tell you something--
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your Semitic sense,
right on point,
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because if there was ever
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a we-could-die-in-this-room
room...
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I mean, I'm not sweating it.
There is no way I die here.
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My landlady
does chicken bone voodoo,
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and she told me I actually die
in a spaceship
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from lung cancer, but still...
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Look, guys,
whatever shit we're in,
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it must be deep if they're
not afraid to punch a...
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-Politician.
-No.
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I was gonna say a white boy,
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but the real question is,
why now?
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All this shit,
it's in the past.
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And Blair, he just got
my record expunged.
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I'm clean.
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And I only make records,
so I'm clean.
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We at the Leighman Brothers,
we're clean.
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Yeah, with the Lenny
out of the picture.
242
00:08:10,442 --> 00:08:12,069
Hey, I had nothing to do
with that.
243
00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,612
You might want
to tell your tailor.
244
00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:14,905
Or your hairline.
245
00:08:14,947 --> 00:08:16,073
[laughter]
246
00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:17,491
Oh, that's great.
We're having a good time.
247
00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:20,911
No, but Dawn is right.
Why now?
248
00:08:20,953 --> 00:08:23,455
Maybe we're just here
'cause the cops
249
00:08:23,497 --> 00:08:25,832
are extremely racist
and homophobic.
250
00:08:25,874 --> 00:08:28,961
We're quite a tasty sampler.
You almost can't blame 'em.
251
00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:32,130
Black, Black, gay, gay, me.
252
00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:35,509
But the only one of us
that's been in hot water lately
253
00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:39,096
is actually--
well, it's you, Blair.
254
00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:43,267
-Yeah, not to point fingers...
-Oh, point, point, point.
255
00:08:43,308 --> 00:08:45,227
...but, Blair,
you are the only one
256
00:08:45,269 --> 00:08:48,063
who has had multiple attempts
on his life,
257
00:08:48,105 --> 00:08:50,941
so, clearly, you're wrapped up
in some shady shit,
258
00:08:50,983 --> 00:08:52,651
which is why everyone
around you
259
00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:55,862
dies mysteriously or violently,
which reminds me...
260
00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,197
-[Mo] Yeah.
-[Blair] Fine.
261
00:08:57,239 --> 00:08:59,157
Maybe this is about
who's trying to kill me.
262
00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:01,827
Well, it's not Dawn
because Dawn and I
263
00:09:01,868 --> 00:09:03,287
-are friends again.
-Well...
264
00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:05,539
Keith and I are friends anew.
265
00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:08,500
-Yassir...Yass--Yass--Yass--
-Please don't do this to me.
266
00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:11,211
-Yassir--one more time.
-It's Yassir.
267
00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:13,338
We are cool now.
268
00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,340
So that means
there's only one person
269
00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:17,259
Machiavellian enough
to pull this off
270
00:09:17,301 --> 00:09:19,094
-who also wants me dead.
-Oh, my God.
271
00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:22,264
You're trying to make this
about me again, Blair?
272
00:09:22,306 --> 00:09:24,558
If it were me,
fucker'd be dead.
273
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,101
-Mo don't miss.
-[Yassir] Wow.
274
00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,311
-That's your defense?
-[overlapping chatter]
275
00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,437
-That's true.
-[Dawn] Not great.
276
00:09:28,478 --> 00:09:31,773
-I, for one--I believe him.
-Thank you, Keith.
277
00:09:31,815 --> 00:09:34,026
But just to cross the I's here,
278
00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:36,278
where were you the night
that Blair was shot?
279
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,238
-Where was I, asshole?
-Yeah.
280
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,282
-I was with Dawn.
-Ew, really?
281
00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:43,869
-Unfortunately, yes.
-Okay, where were you?
282
00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:44,911
With Larry.
283
00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:46,204
Biblically speaking,
I'm sure.
284
00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:47,247
Not my type.
285
00:09:47,289 --> 00:09:49,166
What about you, Yass?
Where were you?
286
00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:51,418
Motherfucker,
I was in the suburbs
287
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,629
putting a bow on that house
that you bought.
288
00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:55,380
-Bow?
-No.
289
00:09:55,422 --> 00:09:57,591
Well, Mo, I-I'm--I'm confused.
290
00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,301
I thought you said
you just bought the house.
291
00:09:59,343 --> 00:10:01,595
Um, well, no,
Yassir is clearly confused
292
00:10:01,637 --> 00:10:04,431
because I wasn't
a homeowner then.
293
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,767
Everybody knows I just bought
the house, you know, for Nomi.
294
00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,685
So, sorry, Yassir,
you don't have an alibi
295
00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:10,729
unless you were doing
something else at the time.
296
00:10:10,771 --> 00:10:13,106
What else were you doing?
Were you doing something else?
297
00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:17,903
-What were you doing?
-Yeah, I-I got confused.
298
00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:20,447
I'm sorry about that, Dawn.
299
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,325
Uh, I was at home...
300
00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,202
alone.
301
00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:28,205
You know that's, like,
the opposite of an alibi?
302
00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:32,876
No, I was at Home Alone,
the movie.
303
00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:36,421
I was at a test screening
for the movie Home Alone.
304
00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:37,673
-Well, there you go.
-[Dawn] Okay.
305
00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:39,174
[Yassir] Was in
a theater full of children,
306
00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:40,342
the only adult there,
307
00:10:40,384 --> 00:10:42,636
but we all equally
had a good time.
308
00:10:42,678 --> 00:10:44,513
I believe him.
Case closed.
309
00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,515
So we all have an alibi.
310
00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:49,309
-Almost.
-Oh, me?
311
00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:52,396
Oh, what was I doing?
Oh, I remember.
312
00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:56,316
I had a meeting
with a high-velocity bullet
313
00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,318
straight through
my fucking chest.
314
00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:02,155
I'm the only one
who almost died, Dick Face-y!
315
00:11:02,197 --> 00:11:06,201
-Twice! Na-d'oy!
-Exactly, almost.
316
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:07,619
Seems pretty clear to me
317
00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,538
that the only one
who's profited from all
318
00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:13,500
of these near-death experiences
is you, Pfaff.
319
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,836
You know, that's actually
a really good point,
320
00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:18,797
'cause didn't a therapist
who just happened to know
321
00:11:18,839 --> 00:11:22,259
all your secrets just
mysteriously get electrocuted?
322
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,301
Eh.
323
00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:26,263
And a pastor who had you
in his back pocket
324
00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:28,098
-got shot in the face.
-Okay, come on.
325
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:31,143
Huh, not so na-d'oy,
now, is it?
326
00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:34,271
Oh, Blair,
all the shit you've done--
327
00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:36,273
there's nothing
I wouldn't put past you.
328
00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:37,858
Don't you mean
after all the shit
329
00:11:37,899 --> 00:11:40,318
you've done to me, Maurice?
330
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,361
[chair clatters loudly]
331
00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:43,822
Oh, we're gonna do this, huh?
332
00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:45,198
[chair clatters loudly]
333
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,617
Guess that black eye is getting
lonely--it wants a twin.
334
00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:50,162
-All right.
-Okay, I'll kick my chair, too.
335
00:11:50,203 --> 00:11:51,371
[chair clatters loudly]
336
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,289
Pfft.
337
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,999
[Mo] Look, you want
to do this shit,
338
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,125
let's fucking do this shit.
339
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,127
Where were you, Blair,
when all those bodies
340
00:11:57,169 --> 00:11:58,503
were dropping around you?
341
00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,671
-Where was I?
-Okay.
342
00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,298
No, I'm sure--I mean, you were
right there, of course.
343
00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:02,924
That's the entire thing
about near-death.
344
00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:03,967
Yeah.
345
00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:06,052
The proximity of you to death
is--okay, that's clear.
346
00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,804
I'm saying all those bodies
347
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,723
standing between you
and your career.
348
00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:12,768
I mean, come to think of it,
shit, Roger,
349
00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:15,270
your even--
fucking your dad died
350
00:12:15,312 --> 00:12:16,396
while he was beating you!
351
00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:17,439
-[gasps]
-Ooh.
352
00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:19,608
Oh, my God,
I may talk a big game,
353
00:12:19,649 --> 00:12:21,443
but remind me to stay
out of your way, killer.
354
00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:22,861
You really are a monster.
355
00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:24,821
-Yeah?
-Oh, we're gonna do this shit?
356
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:27,449
-[Keith] Whoa, hey!
-[Dawn] Hey, come on, guys!
357
00:12:27,491 --> 00:12:30,619
[agent]
Pfaff, you're up! Now!
358
00:12:31,495 --> 00:12:32,746
Just go.
359
00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:33,580
You're lucky.
360
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,165
Yeah, I really dodged a bullet.
361
00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:36,458
[agent]
Come on, break it up.
362
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:40,337
Okay, I'm coming!
I'm an American Congressman.
363
00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:41,546
[agent]
Shut the fuck up.
364
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,299
dramatic music
365
00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:45,258
Out.
366
00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:49,346
Apologies, sir.
367
00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:51,223
I'm just trying
to make this look legit.
368
00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:52,599
Yeah, I'm good.
369
00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:59,731
Yowza, that was
a close call, Congressman.
370
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,441
I'm glad we got you
out of there when we did.
371
00:13:01,483 --> 00:13:04,861
Yeah, well, I was
just staying in character.
372
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:07,531
Well, then the Tony
goes to you, sir,
373
00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,199
because you
sure had me fooled.
374
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,784
-[Blair chuckles]
-[truck door closes]
375
00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:12,744
Oh, speaking of fooled,
I can't believe
376
00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:15,330
they don't realize we've got
the entire place wired.
377
00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:17,666
-Here, check it out on these.
-Thanks.
378
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,169
Is that a toilet?
379
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:24,840
Yeah, that's for
shitting and pissing.
380
00:13:25,924 --> 00:13:28,552
I know the old gay Blair
just ain't what he used to be,
381
00:13:28,593 --> 00:13:32,472
but once in a while,
I get a glimpse of who he was.
382
00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:34,766
That kid just doesn't deserve
383
00:13:34,808 --> 00:13:36,560
whatever they're doing
to him right now.
384
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,646
That kid grew up
to be a sociopath, Dawn...
385
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,648
one that we've all
had a motive to kill
386
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,525
from time to time,
even you.
387
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,652
And I'm not the one
behind all that crazy shit,
388
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,571
but let me tell you,
I will freely admit,
389
00:13:47,612 --> 00:13:49,447
that motherfucker
is highly murderable.
390
00:13:49,489 --> 00:13:50,657
-[Dawn] Yes.
-[Keith] Piece of shit.
391
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,200
[Yassir]
I just don't like him.
392
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,453
Uh, Agent,
that collective murmur
393
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,997
was basically a confession.
394
00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:59,291
Now, get to grilling so I can
get to the bottom of this.
395
00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:00,834
[splutters]
No can doodle.
396
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,336
Liaising with the NYPD
to kidnap your friends--
397
00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:05,755
sorry, suspects--
already puts us
398
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:07,966
in a gray area
human rights-wise.
399
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,720
All we can do is scare 'em,
try to get 'em talking,
400
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:14,014
hope something
kind of shakes out.
401
00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:14,973
Awesome.
402
00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:17,809
So, uh, kids,
I can't help but notice
403
00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:19,519
how you're looking
and feeling so well.
404
00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:20,645
Oh, come on.
405
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,814
So again I ask you,
where's the party at?
406
00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:24,566
And I swear to God,
if you lie to me--
407
00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:26,109
Okay.
408
00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:27,277
Mo...
409
00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:31,740
...the truth is...
I was trying this on--
410
00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:33,575
We were headed
to Nomi's album release party.
411
00:14:33,617 --> 00:14:34,910
-We're sorry.
-What the fuck?
412
00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:36,912
-What did you say?
-That's what the truth is.
413
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:39,122
-That's not what I meant!
-Her record release--
414
00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:40,081
Fuck!
415
00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,043
Fucking Nomi lied to me.
Look, you know what, Dawn?
416
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,420
I don't know if it's jealousy
or whatever the fuck it is
417
00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:46,671
that's making you
drive this wedge
418
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:49,549
between me and my woman,
but you need to knock it off!
419
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,468
You know what?
Talk about revisionist history.
420
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:54,304
It was your woman
that ordered the McDLT.
421
00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:56,181
[Keith]
Wait, McDLT?
422
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,223
What the fuck does McDonald's
423
00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,601
delicious bacon, lettuce,
and tomato sandwich
424
00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:00,810
have to do with
any of this shit?
425
00:15:00,852 --> 00:15:03,521
Well, you know how they keep
the veggies and the meat
426
00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:04,814
-in separate compartments?
-Yeah.
427
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:07,150
Well, that's how Nomi wants
her love life with Mo
428
00:15:07,192 --> 00:15:10,987
and her career with me--
separate, to keep it fresh.
429
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,572
-[Keith chuckles]
-And what happened
430
00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:14,324
to you, Yass, huh?
431
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,826
I thought you were
Team Mo Better Jazz, Yass.
432
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:19,621
You always kept it
on the level with me, man.
433
00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:21,373
You--I mean, Jesus Christ,
you were my only friend
434
00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,292
-when I was on the run.
-Your only friend?
435
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,669
I moved to Miami for you,
436
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,420
and you fucking locked me
in a safe.
437
00:15:27,462 --> 00:15:29,381
You know why
they call it a safe, Keith?
438
00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:30,840
Because it keeps things safe.
439
00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:31,800
[Yassir]
I am your friend.
440
00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:32,968
You wouldn't have even
been able
441
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:34,719
to do the Amerisavings thing
without me.
442
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,638
-That was you?
-Hey--Now, hold on.
443
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,806
You fucking snitch!
444
00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:40,058
[Keith] Fuck, now I'm late
to pick up my kids.
445
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,976
This is great.
446
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:43,478
I'm officially
a deadbeat dad now.
447
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,813
Great.
448
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:48,358
Well, they were talking
about who tried to kill you
449
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,027
until they tried
to kill each other.
450
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,947
-You know what this is?
-A total waste of time.
451
00:15:53,989 --> 00:15:57,158
My mom and my stepdad.
Yeah, same exact shit.
452
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,161
It's like they needed something
to fight about,
453
00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,705
except, uh, their Nomi
454
00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:05,250
was my dad's
second family in Ottawa.
455
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,543
I don't care.
456
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,336
One of them
is trying to kill me.
457
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:09,713
Can't you do something?
458
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,589
[sighs]
459
00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:13,800
Send in the last party guest.
460
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:18,346
Are you fucking kidding me?
461
00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:21,057
[Wayne]
Good evening!
462
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,600
[all]
Wayne?
463
00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:25,437
Where have I been,
you no doubt conject.
464
00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:26,604
Excellent query.
465
00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:28,440
After my brush with the law,
466
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:30,608
the only job I could get
was a limo driver.
467
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,444
Driving around
this wretched city,
468
00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:35,280
I became obsessed
with mending the wounds
469
00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:37,657
I inflicted
on this broken world.
470
00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:41,536
And I stopped doing a shitload
of drugs on the daily.
471
00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:42,495
[Keith]
Huh.
472
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:45,040
As my mental acuity grew,
473
00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:47,959
I spent my time volunteering
at a woman's shelter,
474
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:52,047
helping victims
achieve street justice
475
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:56,885
in a cool, feminist Equalizer
kind of way.
476
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,470
Eh, that'd be a good show.
477
00:16:58,511 --> 00:17:01,598
Now, as far as society
is concerned,
478
00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:04,642
I am the very model
of a modern major minority.
479
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:07,520
I think I speak for everyone,
when I say, huh?
480
00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,731
What the fuck is all of this?
[chuckles]
481
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,691
We haven't seen you
for almost a year, Wayne,
482
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,235
and you come in here looking
like--I mean, Jesus Christ,
483
00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:16,571
where's the Wayne that I used
to know who'd pull his dick out
484
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,031
and wave it around
in a very offensive manner?
485
00:17:18,073 --> 00:17:18,990
At least that guy I understood.
486
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,658
All right, speaking of dicks,
487
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,286
-where's our Congressman?
-Cops got him.
488
00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:24,412
They beat the shit out of him
489
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:26,414
before he got here, too,
black eye and everything.
490
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:27,624
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
491
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,667
[Wayne] So have you figured out
why we're here?
492
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:32,837
We thought to find out
who tried to kill Blair.
493
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,298
Or who Blair tried to kill.
494
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,299
Or did kill.
495
00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:40,512
Well, we all have alibis,
so there's no mystery to solve.
496
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:42,222
On the contrary.
497
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:45,266
By my count, there are three
obvious mysteries
498
00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:46,226
in this very room.
499
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,353
Which would you like me
to solve first?
500
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:54,109
One, why is Dawn fidgeting
with that ring on her necklace?
501
00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:58,613
Two, who orchestrated
this haunted house charade?
502
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:03,159
And three, who shot Blair
and killed his colleagues?
503
00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:04,577
Three, I say three.
504
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,455
Yeah, number three
is the sexier headline,
505
00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:10,458
but I'm gonna roll back
to número uno.
506
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,794
Dawn, what is that ring?
507
00:18:12,836 --> 00:18:15,046
I'm sorry?
Come on--Fuck this.
508
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:18,007
Mo, I'm really
not in the mood, okay?
509
00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:19,634
That's why it's purple.
510
00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:22,637
It's a mood ring,
and purple means
511
00:18:22,679 --> 00:18:24,764
I'm over it, so move on.
512
00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,724
It's not because
it's an amethyst?
513
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:29,102
Actually, I'm--I'm--I'm not
familiar with that stone.
514
00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:31,855
You're not familiar
with your own birthstone?
515
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:32,939
Get off my fucking ass
516
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,732
and stop asking me
the dumb questions!
517
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:36,734
That's Nomi's
engagement ring.
518
00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:37,944
I'd recognize it anywhere.
519
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,529
It took me forever
to find the fucking thing.
520
00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:41,698
What I don't know
is why it's around your neck.
521
00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:43,366
What I don't know
is why you bought
522
00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:45,034
Nomi a birthstone for February
523
00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:46,953
when she was
fucking born in June.
524
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:51,457
Because our love was born
in February.
525
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:52,876
Don't change the subject, Dawn.
526
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,919
No, I was still in prison.
527
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,880
They let me out February 28th,
528
00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:59,174
which means
you met Nomi March first.
529
00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:01,050
-Okay, so I was wrong.
-Yeah.
530
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:04,679
I'll ask you again.
Why is it around your neck?
531
00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:07,098
I was...
532
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,560
holding it for her
while she performed,
533
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:12,353
and I just--
I forgot to give it back.
534
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:13,188
[scoffs]
535
00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,899
I used to lie, too,
when Shira would ask me,
536
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,192
"Why are you
not wearing your ring?"
537
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:18,943
And I'd be like,
"Oh, I left it at the gym,"
538
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,111
or, "Rings on men are so gay,"
539
00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:22,822
or, "I left it at Jim's,
who's so not gay."
540
00:19:22,864 --> 00:19:25,366
Shut the fuck up, please.
And I'm not lying.
541
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:27,577
Then why didn't you just say
all that in the first place?
542
00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:30,663
Because I've just had
a really bad day
543
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,082
where I'm, like,
in extras holding
544
00:19:33,124 --> 00:19:34,292
in the fucking Exorcist.
545
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:37,086
Jesus, let me,
like, try to breathe!
546
00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,005
[imitates ragged breathing]
547
00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:42,508
Wait.
548
00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:47,847
How did it take you forever
to find the ring,
549
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:51,017
when you've only known Nomi
for a few weeks?
550
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,268
Getting warmer.
551
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,729
Why did you buy Nomi's ring
before you met her?
552
00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:58,983
I don't know
what you're asking me exactly.
553
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,818
And why was it an amethyst?
554
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,986
Hot, hot, hot.
555
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,280
And why did Yassir put a bow
on your new house
556
00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:06,783
on my favorite street
the day that I was supposed
557
00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:08,785
-to come home from prison?
-Mm.
558
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:11,663
Oh, shit.
That was a painting of me!
559
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:13,081
Oh, my God, saying it out loud
560
00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,832
is finally what helped you
put it all together?
561
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,584
You were gonna propose to me?
562
00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:17,794
Again.
563
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,420
Hey, cops,
please come take me away.
564
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,922
I did it.
I killed everybody!
565
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:23,091
No need for a trial.
Just shoot me in the face.
566
00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:24,968
Put me out of my misery.
567
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:27,512
Do you think
they still have a chance?
568
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:30,473
I don't think you're gonna
have a chance to cop a feel
569
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:33,101
until you start acting
like a fucking professional.
570
00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:36,271
Guess I should get to it,
shouldn't I?
571
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:40,024
We sure did learn
a lot tonight about you
572
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,818
and how truly hated you are
573
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:43,569
by all the people
who know you best.
574
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:44,654
I wouldn't say that.
575
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:46,823
After hearing
you double-crossed Mo...
576
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,199
Well, for a good reason.
577
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,951
...and sent Dawn to prison...
578
00:20:49,993 --> 00:20:51,828
All those circumstances
were beyond my control.
579
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,913
...the suicides
on Black Monday...
580
00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,790
That was
a very sensitive day.
581
00:20:55,832 --> 00:20:59,627
...I would say,
in my professional assessment,
582
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:03,423
that you sound
like a real piece of shit.
583
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,299
Okay.
584
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,175
But, uh, the one thing
that I couldn't shake
585
00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:08,219
was what Mo said
about all the folks
586
00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:10,596
who stood in your way,
so I had the boys
587
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:13,099
do a little, uh,
database digging.
588
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,726
Fucking technology.
589
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,478
Your dad died
of a heart attack, right?
590
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,230
Yes.
Suddenly.
591
00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:22,108
But the autopsy said
that they found glass
592
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:26,029
in his intestines,
pancreas, and kidneys.
593
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,572
The guy was
a fucking snow globe.
594
00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:28,698
[chuckles]
595
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,283
Well, I guess
it's true what they say,
596
00:21:30,325 --> 00:21:34,203
we all eat so many things
without knowing it.
597
00:21:34,245 --> 00:21:38,750
-Hair and spiders and whatnot.
-According to who?
598
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:41,711
Exactly--
the World Health Organization,
599
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,963
that is who,
so I think we could
600
00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:47,258
probably just rule out
my decades-dead dad
601
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,885
from the suspect list, yeah?
602
00:21:48,926 --> 00:21:53,056
Problem is, we just
can't rule you out, can we?
603
00:21:53,097 --> 00:21:55,391
What the fuck is this?
This a setup?
604
00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:58,102
It wasn't
until all your dirty friends
605
00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,480
started smelling
a lot cleaner than you.
606
00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:04,734
Throw him back, fellas.
607
00:22:04,776 --> 00:22:06,736
-You want your confession?
-No, no, no!
608
00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:08,404
Go get it yourself,
Congressman.
609
00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:09,530
[Blair]
Okay.
610
00:22:12,617 --> 00:22:14,535
MoMo...
611
00:22:17,997 --> 00:22:20,208
Why didn't you tell me?
612
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:24,087
-The truth?
-Yeah.
613
00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:26,506
You'd already
made up your mind.
614
00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,175
I just felt like the lie
615
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:33,012
made more sense at the time,
you know, for you.
616
00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:34,013
[door opens]
617
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:36,599
-I had no idea--
-[Blair] Hey, Mo!
618
00:22:36,641 --> 00:22:41,479
If I'm so highly murderable,
take your best shot.
619
00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:42,814
Let's do this.
620
00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:44,524
Wait a second.
You were listening to us?
621
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,151
I thought you were getting
your fucking dick lopped off.
622
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,945
Yeah, I was listening to you.
623
00:22:48,986 --> 00:22:51,030
And by the way,
you're a horrible father.
624
00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:54,450
You make Bill Cosby
look like Cliff Huxtable.
625
00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:56,828
-We all know he's a rapist.
-[Dawn] I do.
626
00:22:56,869 --> 00:22:58,162
My cousin did crafty
on Ghost Dad...
627
00:22:58,204 --> 00:22:59,497
Are you saying Bill Cosby
is a rapist...
628
00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:00,790
...and they called him
Pill Cosby...
629
00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:02,041
...or Cliff Huxtable
is the rapist?
630
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,793
Yeah, I guess he does talk
about Spanish fly a lot.
631
00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:08,339
Whoa!
Bill Cosby is a rapist?
632
00:23:08,381 --> 00:23:09,549
-I have to get rid...
-Wait a second.
633
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:10,883
[Yassir] ...of my entire
sweater collection.
634
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:11,968
You set this up.
635
00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:14,137
You fucking set me up
to betray Mo?
636
00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,805
Wait, you--hold on,
wait a minute.
637
00:23:15,847 --> 00:23:17,223
-No, okay.
-[Mo] Betray Mo?
638
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,975
So that's why
you were trying to find out
639
00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:20,309
where I was so bad, K-man.
640
00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:22,103
Yeah, so you could have
Blair's goons scoop me up?
641
00:23:22,145 --> 00:23:24,147
No, that was not--No, he told
me he wanted to call you
642
00:23:24,188 --> 00:23:25,857
-to tell you good news, right?
-I just heard you!
643
00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:27,525
-Good news, he said to me--
-Wait!
644
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,485
So that's why you were
the only person
645
00:23:29,527 --> 00:23:32,113
that was taken out of here
for questioning?
646
00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:34,073
-[Wayne] Brava.
-Holy shit.
647
00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:36,784
- I knew,
once he had a black eye,
648
00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:38,119
that it was his ruse.
649
00:23:38,161 --> 00:23:40,413
A true black eye
wouldn't appear
650
00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:43,082
until hours later,
not until the capillaries
651
00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:44,667
leaked into
the surrounding tissue,
652
00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:48,963
but for a former theater kid
with a small bruise kit,
653
00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:50,965
he could make it
look convincing...
654
00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:53,050
and fetching, I might add.
655
00:23:53,092 --> 00:23:56,179
-Thank you, Wayne.
-Yeah, thank you, Wayne.
656
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,265
And you, you really think
that one of us
657
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,100
is behind this thing,
trying to kill you?
658
00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:03,436
[scoffs] You really do need
a checkup from the neck up,
659
00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:06,272
'cause if you keep this shit
up, one of us really might.
660
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:09,817
Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted
to be friends, huh?
661
00:24:11,736 --> 00:24:12,695
Let me tell you something.
662
00:24:12,737 --> 00:24:14,780
Me not marrying Dawn
was the best thing
663
00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:16,032
-that ever happened to me.
-Oh.
664
00:24:16,073 --> 00:24:18,451
-Wait, wait, what?
-Okay, no, no, not like that.
665
00:24:18,493 --> 00:24:20,328
Don't let him fuck us up.
That's not what--
666
00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:21,621
You know what?
Fuck you, Blair.
667
00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:25,124
-No, no, no, fuck you, Mo.
-Fuck my life.
668
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,209
Fuck 'em all.
Remember that?
669
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,835
You wish I would
have married your ass,
670
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,921
which is why you
asked three times.
671
00:24:29,962 --> 00:24:32,048
That's some
simple-ass hat trick shit.
672
00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:34,050
No, I'm glad
you said no to me,
673
00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:35,176
because if you'd said yes,
674
00:24:35,218 --> 00:24:38,346
I would have never met
the love of my life.
675
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,473
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
676
00:24:40,515 --> 00:24:42,642
-Yeah, that's right?
-That's right, Dawn.
677
00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:43,893
And it drives you crazy.
678
00:24:43,935 --> 00:24:45,311
That's why
you stole her from me.
679
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,064
I didn't steal her.
I saved her from you.
680
00:24:48,105 --> 00:24:51,150
You wish that we had had
the same kind of relationship
681
00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:52,527
that Nomi and I have.
682
00:24:52,568 --> 00:24:55,279
Is that why Nomi asked me
to hold on to her ring?
683
00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,990
The real reason is 'cause
she doesn't want anyone to know
684
00:24:58,032 --> 00:25:00,117
she's fucking engaged to you.
685
00:25:00,159 --> 00:25:02,245
And scene!
686
00:25:02,286 --> 00:25:05,414
Congratulations
for telling each other lies.
687
00:25:05,456 --> 00:25:06,832
Let me tell you something.
688
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,209
There is
a long history of labels
689
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:11,337
making their artists
seem single for record sales.
690
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,798
-Yeah?
-Want some examples?
691
00:25:18,469 --> 00:25:21,097
Give me a fucking break.
I'll come up with some.
692
00:25:21,138 --> 00:25:23,099
I'm on the spot.
I don't have anybody.
693
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,684
Yeah, 'cause
you're fucking wrong.
694
00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:27,228
The truth is it's got nothing
to do with her being engaged
695
00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,022
and everything to do
with her being engaged to you.
696
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,108
It's you, Mo.
It's fucking you.
697
00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:35,945
If you were young and cool,
you'd help her career.
698
00:25:35,987 --> 00:25:38,072
-But you're not.
-[Keith] God damn it!
699
00:25:38,114 --> 00:25:41,367
This group is
so fucking easily distractible!
700
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:45,246
Okay, we are here
because this guy set us up,
701
00:25:45,288 --> 00:25:47,456
and he's the reason I'm not
gonna see my kids again.
702
00:25:47,498 --> 00:25:49,500
And the reason
that I'm gonna miss
703
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:51,210
Nomi's album release party.
704
00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:54,005
Yeah, you're the reason
that we are gonna miss
705
00:25:54,046 --> 00:25:55,339
Nomi's album release party!
706
00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:57,258
Which is still
very upsetting to me.
707
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,342
[Blair]
Okay!
708
00:25:58,384 --> 00:25:59,802
-It's upsetting to all of us!
-So what?
709
00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:01,887
Okay, I'm sorry.
710
00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,140
I'm just so tired
711
00:26:04,181 --> 00:26:07,476
of feeling
like I'm the bad guy.
712
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,396
You are.
713
00:26:19,905 --> 00:26:21,907
[Keith] Oh!
714
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:23,117
Man down!
715
00:26:23,159 --> 00:26:24,243
Back the fuck up, Mo!
716
00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:25,745
-[Keith] Finally, someone--
-Fuck you!
717
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,580
-I feel like you don't--
-What the fuck, Yassir?
718
00:26:27,622 --> 00:26:31,500
-Wayne, this is for the ladies!
-[door opens]
719
00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:34,003
-Fuck all of y'all!
-[agent] Hey, that's enough.
720
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:35,296
You're all free to go.
721
00:26:35,338 --> 00:26:37,632
[agent] We only have
the black site till nine,
722
00:26:37,673 --> 00:26:39,091
so scram.
723
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,427
[Dawn]
And shut the fuck up!
724
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,012
-[Yassir] Jesus.
-[Dawn] Little bitches.
725
00:26:43,054 --> 00:26:44,889
[Keith]
What the fuck did I do?
726
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:47,767
'80s synth music
727
00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:51,395
I was on my way to the Met
to drop off a big wig
728
00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,564
when the cops jumped in
and made me drive here,
729
00:26:53,606 --> 00:26:55,191
but at least
I can drive you guys home.
730
00:26:55,232 --> 00:26:57,443
There's plenty of room
for everyone.
731
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,028
I'll pull it around.
732
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:01,864
Hey, Wayne,
you said you, uh, knew
733
00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:04,950
who tried to kill Blair
and who killed all the others,
734
00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:07,995
-the last mystery.
-Absolutely.
735
00:27:08,037 --> 00:27:09,664
The killer's obviously--
736
00:27:09,705 --> 00:27:13,459
Hey, check this out--
a remote lock/unlock.
737
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:16,170
[chuckles]
Isn't that rad?
738
00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:18,255
Fucking technology.
739
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:20,132
[car beeps]
740
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,301
-[Dawn screams]
-[Yassir retches]
741
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:26,847
Tell me lies,
tell me sweet little lies
742
00:27:26,889 --> 00:27:28,224
Tell me lies
743
00:27:28,265 --> 00:27:30,226
Tell me, tell me lies
744
00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:33,813
Oh, no, no,
you can't disguise
745
00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:36,399
You can't disguise
746
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,942
No, you can't disguise
747
00:27:37,983 --> 00:27:41,153
Tell me lies,
tell me sweet little lies
748
00:27:42,405 --> 00:27:43,698
Tell me lies
749
00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:45,616
Tell me, tell me lies
750
00:27:45,658 --> 00:27:48,828
Oh, no, no,
you can't disguise
751
00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:51,997
You can't disguise
752
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:53,457
No, you can't disguise
753
00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:56,502
Tell me lies,
tell me sweet little lies
754
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:19,817
Tell me lies,
tell me sweet little lies
755
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:33,246
Tell me, tell me lies
756
00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:37,846
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