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(MARCHING BAND PLAYS)
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(TRUMPET PLAYS)
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You ready?
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Let's go.
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ANNOUNCER:
And, this is it.
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Months of intense competition,blood, sweat and tears,
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all boil down toone final game.
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The Panthers have hadan unbelievable season.
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But they'll need topull out all the stops
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to conquer the Titans tonight.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CHEERING STOPS)
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Intramural sports don't getmuch more exciting than this.
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(ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS)
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Hi, I'm Bill Costas,
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here, with my color commentary
counter-cultural counterpart,
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Dan Albert.
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We are here,
at the IM championships.
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Dan, what do you think
about tonight's match-up?
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It's gonna be
a doozy, Bill.
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The Panthers
led by Caleb Fuller
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and his best bud,
Grant Rosenfalis,
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have had a Cinderella season,
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coming out of nowhere to
become a top competitor.
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And we see them
warming up right now
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with some
callisthenic chugging.
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Ah, the joys of
having a baby bladder
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and a young liver.
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Absolutely.
But, I wouldn't count out
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Dick Downs and his Titans.
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They have been
literally unstoppable
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all season long.
Killing it.
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Yes, and the smell
of sexual and
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emotional repression
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is literally wafting
from the Titan's sidelines.
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Butt kicks! I want
those heels in your ass!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Hey. Good luck.
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God!
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I don't know who you
think you are, Fuller
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This is football,
not a goof-off game
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of butt-chugging
with the bros.
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You guys do that?
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Of course, I butt-chug.
Everybody butt-chugs.
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That's really dangerous.
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What are you talking about?
It gets you drunk quicker
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And when would
you be doing this?
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At a party,
in a room with
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your buddies.
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I don't know any
person who does that...
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Stop talking
about butt-chugging!
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This is football.
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Relax, man
It's just intramurals.
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Heads.
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I'm gonna kill you.
(LAUGHS)
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What?
Mount.
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Bye.
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And that...
And that's the note
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you wanna leave on?
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh,ooh ooh ooh
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Got it!
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(YELPS)
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♪ When you flewout of the nest
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♪ You made a mistake
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♪ Flew all the way back
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♪ When you got backto your den
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♪ One minute too late
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♪ Was already wrecked
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♪ I, I
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♪ I, I
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♪ It's a fraction of the whole
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♪ But it's so hard to control
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♪ I, I
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♪ I, I
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♪ Get this straight
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It's do or die, Bill,
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and with just
three seconds
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left on the clock,
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the Panthers will
try for one more play
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to pull out a miracle.
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This is it, cum junkies.
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Do not mess up
or I will smash your
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faces in with bricks.
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I will go after...
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Look, here's what
we're gonna do.
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We're gonna run
the triple-Z, okay?
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Vinnie, you're gonna give
me the pitch. Cool.
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Chance, I need a lot of coverage
from you, okay? Yes, sir.
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Grant,
you're getting the pass.
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You give me the ingredients,
I'll cook the soup.
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Okay. Ready?
One, two, three.
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Z!
Z!
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Butt-chuggers!
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Watch 42. Watch 42.
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You're mine,
turd biscuit.
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Bogey, 20.
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Eye of the tiger, men,
thrill of the fight.
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Randy, read your keys.
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Set. Hut!
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(CRACK)
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(CHEERING)
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Touchdown, Panthers.
Wow, Rosenfalis held onto it!
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What a play!
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Yeah!
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(MOANS)
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DAN: Hold on
Something's wrong, Bill.
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Rosenfalis is not moving.
He could be hurt.
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You hate to see this, Dan.
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Grant. Are you okay?
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I can't feel
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my penis.
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Somebody call a doctor!
What about your legs?
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Who cares? I can't
feel my balls. My boys.
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Get out of my way,
I'm a doctor.
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I can't feel either of them.
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I'm a doctor.
All right.
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Now, son, tell me,
can you feel this?
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No. No.
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I can't feel anything.
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I'm sorry, he's been paralyzed
from the balls down.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Oh, God! What?
He's just leaving?
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All right, okay.
Oh, God.
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Stay with me, okay?
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Caleb, it's more
than just intramurals.
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It's more than a game.
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Promise me you
won't give up.
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What?
Promise me!
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I promise.
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Promise me.
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I just did.
No, I promise.
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Promise me...
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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Here you go, fellas.
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Hey, Hank.
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Hey, dude.
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Me and some of the guys are
playing
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football in a minute.
You down?
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Yeah, I can't.
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Come on, man.
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Look, I can't actually play if I
don't bring
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someone else.
They won't let me.
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And please don't make me go to
Home Depot and get another day
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Last time I did that,
Enrique broke his ankle
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and then he got deported.
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Well, I'm really sorry
to hear about Enrique,
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but I gotta study.
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We're seniors, dude.
What do you
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have to study for?
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We are fifth-year seniors.
And I gotta
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study for the LSAT.
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Dude, I didn't know you
wanted to be a urologist.
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Lawyer.
I wanna be a lawyer.
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Wait. Did that she-demon
put you up to this?
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Her name is vicky.
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She's terrible.
Break up with her.
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Come on,
she's nice to me, man.
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She's got that look, man.
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What look?
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That look...
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Like she wants to
nail gun your nutsack
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to a concrete wall
of commitment.
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And you know, one
night, you weren't here,
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but she spent an hour
describing her glitter art
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and how it was
inspired by 9/11.
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(SCOFFS) Okay.
You know what,
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go play your little game.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
have to pretend
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that you didn't
just call football,
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the sport that
built this nation,
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a little game.
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And I will pretend
that I didn't find a copy
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of Sisterhood ofthe Traveling Pants
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in your
Road House DVD case.
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You have
the upper hand this time.
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(SIGHS)
Gotta get to Home Depot.
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West's Business Law.
You and me, forever.
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The bitch is here.
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Okay, Hank.
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Hi!
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Guess what I got for
Dancing with the Stars
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tonight?
Um...
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Peppermint Schnapps, cottage
cheese, algae balls
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Uh...
(LAUGHS)
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Okay. Cool.
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What, are you
not gonna watch?
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No, I'm just,
well, studying.
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You know, take the LSAT.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so proud of you
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for finally committing
to it. Good job.
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Yeah, gotta...
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Oh, thanks. Gotta have
a career, you know.
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Speaking of which,
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Father is throwing
me a birthday party
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at the club tomorrow night.
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I thought he was
still in New York working.
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No, no. He got
the microwave company off.
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They don't owe the
children's shelter anything.
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Wow.
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Uh, can't wait
to meet him.
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You know, if it goes well,
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I think that, probably,
he could put in
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a good word
for you at Harvard.
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Harvard?
Harvard.
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Wouldn't you want
to spend a few years
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with me in Cambridge?
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That... That is an option,
isn't it, huh? Maybe?
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Yeah.
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You're such
a good boyfriend.
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Oh. Oh.
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If you wanna
take a study break,
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I TiVoed the new gynecology
reality show, Lip Service.
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Wow.
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Fascinating stuff.
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(CORK POPS)
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Wow, I did not know
it would be this...
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Elegant.
I know, I'm dying.
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Daddy! That's Daddy.
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Daddy. Thank you for my party.
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Oh, my pleasure, honey.
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Oh, and this must be
the Callum I've been
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hearing so much about.
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Caleb, sir.
Yep, but it is a pleasure
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to be meeting you.
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I'm gonna BRB
Uh, just network
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or do whatever.
Okay.
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(CHUCKLING)
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So, I hear you
wanna be a lawyer.
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Yep, thinking about it.
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Well, I'm gonna shoot
straight with you, Callum,
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because I am
a straight shooter.
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Now, Vicky tells me
you're a bright kid,
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but we turn away
a lot of bright kids
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at my firm.
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We interviewed this
Eagle Scout last week.
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Beat cancer when he was 15.
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Started a non-profit
for cancer patients
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and raised over $6 million.
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Then went to Harvard
and scored a perfect GPA.
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We didn't give him an offer.
You wanna know why?
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Uh, why?
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He was ugly
A really face-melter.
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I mean, I get sick
thinking about him.
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But you
you're a good-looking kid.
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Bet I could bounce
a bouillon cube off your butt.
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Um, thank you.
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So, you get a 178
on your LSAT and maintain
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at least a 3.8 GPA,
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then, in three years,
you can work for me.
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Starting salary is $180K.
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Whoa. Heh heh.
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You look overwhelmed.
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Uh, no. No, sir.
Just, lot of ifs.
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So, buckle down.
Your job now is to make
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sure your future is set.
263
00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:31,914
Well,
that shouldn't be too hard.
264
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:35,543
Thank you, everyone,for coming to my party.
265
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Daddy, I know this is onlythe fourth birthday of mine
266
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that you've been ableto physically attend,
267
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but I'm sure it'sgonna be a special one.
268
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Love you, honey.
269
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And I love you. Um...
270
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Okay. Speaking of special,
271
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:50,850
there's alsoa new man in my life
272
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who's pretty special himself.
273
00:12:53,979 --> 00:12:54,937
Um...
274
00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,607
Uh, Vicky,
we don't need to...
275
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Okay.
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
276
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Caleb,
277
00:13:03,405 --> 00:13:05,114
the lastfive-and-a-half months
278
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,200
of our courtshiphave been magical,
279
00:13:07,284 --> 00:13:09,285
and you'reclearly taking steps
280
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to ensure our future
281
00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:15,374
and so, today on my birthday,this day of days,
282
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:18,002
(SHUDDERS)
283
00:13:18,087 --> 00:13:20,505
will you bestow upon methe greatest gift
284
00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:21,964
that can be bestowed
285
00:13:22,841 --> 00:13:24,801
upon a woman, and that is,
286
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:28,179
Caleb Fuller,
will you marry me?
287
00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:29,931
(CHUCKLES)
288
00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:31,224
(LAUGHING)
289
00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,809
(BELL TOLLING)
290
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:34,769
(LAUGHING)
291
00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:39,941
Caleb.
292
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:41,400
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
293
00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:43,069
HANK: Cold concretewall of commitment.
294
00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:44,821
(CRYING)
295
00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:45,822
(CLOCK TICKS)
296
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:47,406
Caleb?
297
00:13:48,325 --> 00:13:49,784
Caleb?
Yeah?
298
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:50,868
MAN: He said yes!
299
00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:52,036
(SCREAMING)
300
00:13:52,121 --> 00:13:53,412
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Uh...
301
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,584
Smart choice, kid.
You got a bright
302
00:13:58,752 --> 00:14:00,002
future ahead of you.
303
00:14:00,087 --> 00:14:01,796
(MUTED CHATTER, APPLAUSE)
304
00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:05,633
(BABY CRIES)
305
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:17,270
MAN: Heads up!
306
00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,313
Hey, sorry, man...
307
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,733
Vinnie?
Caleb?
308
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,278
Yo!
Ho ho! What's up?
309
00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,029
How you been?
It's been ages.
310
00:14:27,114 --> 00:14:29,240
Yeah, yeah, like four years.
How are you?
311
00:14:29,324 --> 00:14:31,701
I'm great, man, I'm great.
Never been better.
312
00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:33,035
Cool.
You about to graduate?
313
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,329
Yeah. From college.
314
00:14:35,414 --> 00:14:36,831
Right. Yep.
315
00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:38,249
What about you?
How you been?
316
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,210
I'm good, I'm good. Just,
you know, studying for the LSAT.
317
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,461
Gynecologist, nice.
318
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:44,630
Lawyer.
319
00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:47,133
Wait a second. I see you've been
moonlighting as a jewel thief.
320
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,468
Oh, yeah. Got engaged.
321
00:14:49,553 --> 00:14:51,262
What?
Yeah.
322
00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:52,471
Congratulations.
323
00:14:53,515 --> 00:14:55,266
Yep.
324
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,101
So, I see you're
still throwing.
325
00:14:57,186 --> 00:14:59,270
Ah, well, yeah,
I just throw the ball around
326
00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:00,479
sometimes, you know.
327
00:15:00,564 --> 00:15:02,356
Cool, man, cool.
Who you throwing with?
328
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:03,900
Nobody.
329
00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:05,067
Yeah.
330
00:15:07,196 --> 00:15:08,237
What?
331
00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:10,573
Yeah. Nobody.
332
00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:12,241
I just try to hit people,
you know,
333
00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:14,076
and just pretend
it was an accident.
334
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:15,536
It's good, clean fun.
335
00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:16,954
Good, clean fun.
336
00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:18,706
Watch, watch, watch.
You see this guy?
337
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:19,916
Look at that asshole.
338
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,167
Ready?
339
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,005
(SQUEALS)
340
00:15:26,089 --> 00:15:26,923
Aim's a little off,
341
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:28,674
but still got
a hell of an arm.
342
00:15:28,842 --> 00:15:29,592
Thanks, bro.
343
00:15:29,676 --> 00:15:32,011
Anyway, you wanna go
throw a little bit?
344
00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:33,888
Or, catch up or something?
345
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,932
Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
346
00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,934
I know a better place, though.
Yeah, sweet.
347
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,228
Yo, a little ball help.
348
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:45,608
(WAILS)
349
00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:46,984
Yes! Nailed it!
350
00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:48,819
(LAUGHS)
351
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,946
Look at him.
352
00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:52,281
Who did this?
353
00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:54,033
Vinnie, when you said you knew
somewhere better to throw,
354
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:56,410
I thought you meant,
you know, where we could...
355
00:15:56,495 --> 00:15:57,995
Together.
Yeah.
356
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,539
Got it. Right. Right, right.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
357
00:16:00,624 --> 00:16:01,916
(SOBBING)
358
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,167
VINNIE: Ball help.
359
00:16:03,252 --> 00:16:05,711
Yeah, so,
after the team broke up
360
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:07,046
freshmen year,
361
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,714
I started quarterbacking
for the Penguins,
362
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,550
but they gave me the boot
after we lost six in a row.
363
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,135
Ooh.
You still play?
364
00:16:13,595 --> 00:16:14,804
No.
365
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:17,598
No, I kind of lost
interest after the...
366
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:18,808
Yeah.
367
00:16:18,892 --> 00:16:20,309
Plus, school's intense.
368
00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:21,978
I understand, man,
I understand.
369
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:23,729
You gotta get serious about
life sometime, right?
370
00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:25,106
Yeah.
371
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:27,149
You keep in contact with any
of the guys from the old team?
372
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:28,859
No.
373
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,529
Although, I do think
I saw Grant get maced
374
00:16:31,697 --> 00:16:33,531
on an episode of Cops once.
375
00:16:33,615 --> 00:16:35,032
Oh, do you remember
that time
376
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:36,867
that Grant pissed in
George's water bottle
377
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,202
and he told him
it was Gatorade?
378
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:40,037
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
379
00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:41,455
No, no, no.
You remember the time
380
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,790
that we pissed in
Jimmy's chicken soup,
381
00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,208
and we told him it
was chicken broth?
382
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:47,169
Yes. Yes,
the look on his face, man.
383
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:48,671
(MUMBLING)
384
00:16:48,755 --> 00:16:50,089
(SNIFFLING)
385
00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:52,091
Awesome.
386
00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:55,636
Oh, man. Pissed on
a lot of stuff back then.
387
00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:58,639
Best year of college.
388
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,391
Best year
of my life, man.
389
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,399
Hey, this might sound crazy,
390
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:11,068
but what do you think about
getting
391
00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,069
the old team back together?
392
00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:16,824
Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?
Are you okay?
393
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,409
Ooh.
394
00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:20,202
She's not moving.
She's not moving.
395
00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:21,996
We should relocate.
396
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,208
(DISTANT MURMURING)
She's not moving!
397
00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:27,168
Were you serious back there?
About
398
00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:28,461
getting the old team back
together?
399
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:30,129
Uh, yeah, let's do it.
400
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:31,380
What about Grant?
401
00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:32,840
I got just the guy.
402
00:17:34,092 --> 00:17:35,509
So you guys went to
the intramural championship
403
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:37,011
your freshmen year?
404
00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:38,179
Yeah.
405
00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:39,597
What happened?
406
00:17:39,681 --> 00:17:41,640
We won.
On the last play.
407
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,142
Wow.
408
00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,185
Okay.
409
00:17:44,269 --> 00:17:46,062
And now you wanna get
the band back together.
410
00:17:46,104 --> 00:17:48,272
The big issue is that
we lost all contact
411
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,273
with the guys.
412
00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,274
I mean,
I haven't seen vinnie
413
00:17:50,442 --> 00:17:51,233
since freshmen year.
414
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:52,818
No, we don't know
where anybody lives
415
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:54,403
or even if they're
still in school, so...
416
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,072
But you remember
their names, right?
417
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,740
Yeah.
Yeah.
418
00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,909
Because the university
website gives you
419
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:01,285
current contact info
420
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,746
for all registered students.
421
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:06,290
That's how I stalk
all the hot freshmen girls.
422
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,168
A little knock, knock,
''Welcome to class,''
423
00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:10,461
tap that ass.
424
00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:11,962
Nice.
425
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:16,217
So, are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?
426
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:19,261
Yeah, that we should use
the university's website
427
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:21,013
to get all the current
contact information
428
00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:21,972
for all the guys.
429
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,766
Then we could locate them
430
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:24,892
and attempt to
convince them to join
431
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,102
the intramural football team.
432
00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:27,686
Yeah, man.
433
00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:28,854
Dude, you're not
supposed to answer
434
00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:29,814
a rhetorical question.
435
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:36,737
So, are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking.
436
00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:40,074
(HORSE NEIGHS)
437
00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:45,663
CALEB: Jimmy Harris.Calm yet intense.
438
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:48,207
Perfect under pressureand a real-life cowboy.
439
00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:50,668
Look out!
440
00:18:50,752 --> 00:18:53,003
Dude, what's he doing?
That horse is gonna kill him.
441
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,880
She's out of control.
442
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,215
Buttercup.
443
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,802
(SINGING OPERA)
444
00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:06,142
(SNORTS)
445
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,152
Wow.
446
00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:19,321
CALEB:
George Erwin.
447
00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:21,031
Good utility playerand an amazing
448
00:19:21,199 --> 00:19:22,324
student of the game.
449
00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:27,371
Oh, forgive the mess.
I'm working on my thesis.
450
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:28,706
What is it?
451
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,000
I'm currently trying to find
the number in
452
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:32,501
between three and four.
453
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,503
Between three and four?
Yes.
454
00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:36,755
Haven't you just
ever had a gut feeling
455
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,799
that there was a number
right in between
456
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:39,800
three and four?
457
00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:41,719
You mean, like Pi?
No!
458
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:43,554
(MAN SHUSHES)
Not like Pi.
459
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,097
Okay.
460
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,225
CALEB:
Chance Gilman.
461
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:50,728
The lone wolf wide receiver.
462
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,730
We called him Magic Manbecause he could
463
00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:54,148
make magic on the field
464
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:56,358
and he was a bit ofan amateur magician.
465
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:59,236
Now tell me.
Is this your card?
466
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:01,238
How in the hell
did you do that?
467
00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:03,407
That's called
street magic, Rafa.
468
00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:05,242
You wouldn't
comprende.
469
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:09,288
I'll show you street magic.
470
00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:12,041
Go on. Go ahead.
Show me your magic.
471
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,375
Show me your magic!
472
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,294
Put the knife down, man.
Put the knife down.
473
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:16,170
What knife?
474
00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:19,548
This white boy's crazy!
475
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,593
And that's how you do
magic in the streets.
476
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,056
VINNIE:
What about Grant?
477
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,224
(CALEB SIGHS)
478
00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,226
Leave that to me.
479
00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:37,399
(METAL RATTLES)
480
00:20:37,484 --> 00:20:38,984
Hey, Grant.
481
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:40,194
(COUGHS)
482
00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:43,280
It's me, Caleb.
483
00:20:43,365 --> 00:20:45,199
I brought you
the Rocky Criterion Collection
484
00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:46,951
on laser disc, man.
485
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,621
Purest of formats,
like you always said.
486
00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,375
Look, man,
I'm getting the old
487
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:56,210
team back together.
488
00:20:57,879 --> 00:20:58,879
Can't do it without you.
489
00:20:58,964 --> 00:21:00,005
(COUGHS)
490
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,800
Why don't you
check the cemetery?
491
00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:06,011
Grant Rosenfalis
has been dead for
492
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,222
the last four years.
493
00:21:08,306 --> 00:21:11,850
Leave a message
after the beep.
494
00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:13,852
Beep!
495
00:21:13,937 --> 00:21:15,271
I just wanna talk to you, bud.
496
00:21:15,355 --> 00:21:18,440
Beep...
497
00:21:18,525 --> 00:21:19,858
All right.
498
00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:21,652
Well...
(CONTINUES BEEPING)
499
00:21:21,736 --> 00:21:23,862
It's out here
if you want it.
500
00:21:25,365 --> 00:21:26,615
(VOICE WAVERS)
501
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,326
You took a breath in the beep.
I know it's your voice.
502
00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:31,078
If you'd like
to make a call,
503
00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:34,540
please hang up
and go blow yourself.
504
00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,041
CALEB: If these guysare anything like
505
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:37,293
they were four years ago,
506
00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:40,504
they'll be chomping at the bitto get the team back together.
507
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:43,048
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
...he's having a hard time!
508
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,050
Please! Hold on!
Okay, guys, guys!
509
00:21:45,135 --> 00:21:46,802
What makes you think after
four years, we should put
510
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:47,845
this team back together?
511
00:21:47,929 --> 00:21:50,472
Come on. You remember
all the fun times we had.
512
00:21:50,557 --> 00:21:51,724
Georgie, the night
that we whizzed on you
513
00:21:51,891 --> 00:21:52,641
when you were sleeping?
514
00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:54,101
You guys pissed on me
while I was asleep?
515
00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:55,519
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
516
00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,438
You don't do that
to a friend, guys.
517
00:21:57,522 --> 00:21:59,189
I never understood
what was so cool about
518
00:21:59,357 --> 00:22:00,399
pissing on everything.
519
00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:02,651
Look, we were all
a bunch of stupid punks
520
00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:03,444
back then.
521
00:22:03,528 --> 00:22:06,113
It was fun,
but we're grown-ups now.
522
00:22:06,197 --> 00:22:09,199
Caleb. I got dresses. Ah!
523
00:22:11,453 --> 00:22:13,370
And you're having a party.
524
00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:16,248
Hey, babe.
Just hanging with the boys.
525
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,126
Could I talk to you outside?
526
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:20,669
Am I on crack,
527
00:22:20,754 --> 00:22:23,172
or are we supposed to be
planning our nuptials?
528
00:22:23,256 --> 00:22:24,298
Uh, yeah. No...
529
00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:25,341
How are we
supposed to decide
530
00:22:25,425 --> 00:22:27,217
what flavor of
edible tanning solution
531
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,719
your groomsmaids
are gonna wear
532
00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:31,889
if you're hosting
a seance of freaks?
533
00:22:31,973 --> 00:22:33,849
It's football.
534
00:22:35,393 --> 00:22:37,603
Babe, I need this.
535
00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:39,563
You need?
What do you mean, you need?
536
00:22:39,648 --> 00:22:41,148
You don't need it.
What do you mean?
537
00:22:41,232 --> 00:22:42,316
No, like...
538
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,693
Do you understand
the pressure that I am under?
539
00:22:44,736 --> 00:22:45,694
What's all this?
What's going on?
540
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:46,820
This goddamn wedding.
I'm...
541
00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:48,238
Why are you shaking?
There's just too much to do
542
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,365
and it's making me...
543
00:22:49,449 --> 00:22:50,532
I can't stop shaking.
544
00:22:50,617 --> 00:22:52,117
You're just moving
your hands, honey.
545
00:22:52,285 --> 00:22:52,701
Come on.
546
00:22:52,786 --> 00:22:54,578
I can't stop.
547
00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:57,539
Babe, I need a release.
548
00:22:57,624 --> 00:22:58,499
You know..
From the studying...
549
00:22:58,583 --> 00:22:59,708
Okay.
550
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:02,127
And then you and me
on the same page again.
551
00:23:02,212 --> 00:23:03,587
Yeah? Okay.
Okay.
552
00:23:03,672 --> 00:23:06,423
But do you promise it won't
get in the way of us, please?
553
00:23:06,508 --> 00:23:08,550
Yes. Yes, I do. I do.
554
00:23:08,635 --> 00:23:10,594
(LAUGHS)
Oh!
555
00:23:10,679 --> 00:23:12,054
You better get
used to saying that.
556
00:23:12,138 --> 00:23:13,555
HANK: Braid my hair.
557
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,473
JIMMY: Oh,
I'll braid your hair before
558
00:23:14,641 --> 00:23:15,265
I break your face, bro.
559
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,642
Oh, horse whisperer's
got some spunk, huh?
560
00:23:16,726 --> 00:23:18,185
You wanna go
eight seconds with me?
561
00:23:18,269 --> 00:23:19,561
I only need six.
562
00:23:19,646 --> 00:23:20,729
Hey! Hey! Hey!
563
00:23:20,814 --> 00:23:23,399
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Desperados, slow it down.
564
00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:25,776
Springsteen,
what is the deal?
565
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,986
Loosen the bandana, Hank.
566
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:29,446
Look, I don't know
about you guys,
567
00:23:29,531 --> 00:23:31,949
but I got one
semester left, okay?
568
00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:35,744
And then it is off to law school
and the rest of my life.
569
00:23:35,829 --> 00:23:37,204
Which I'm so happy about.
570
00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:38,539
Yes.
571
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,583
Look, this might be
our last shot
572
00:23:41,668 --> 00:23:43,502
at doing something
that doesn't matter.
573
00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:45,295
Okay? For the hell of it.
574
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:49,591
Now I've already signed us up.
We got a game Thursday.
575
00:23:49,676 --> 00:23:52,678
You show up and we see if
the old spark is there, huh?
576
00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:55,431
And if not,
you go your separate ways.
577
00:23:56,141 --> 00:23:57,474
Okay? Who's in?
578
00:23:58,143 --> 00:23:59,309
(BOOM)
579
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:02,771
Here we go, boys! Down!
580
00:24:02,856 --> 00:24:06,984
Spank it and shake it! That's
a hand in the cookie jar!
581
00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:09,570
Blue, 42. Set, hut.
582
00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:15,784
Jesus, Randy.
583
00:24:15,869 --> 00:24:19,496
Come here. Come here,
Randy. Come here.
584
00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:22,040
Hey. Why did you
just drop that pass?
585
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,375
I'm sorry, I...
586
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,420
You just thought you'd ruin
a perfectly good throw?
587
00:24:26,463 --> 00:24:28,005
Or maybe you thought you'd
imitate
588
00:24:28,173 --> 00:24:29,631
the drummer from Def Leppard?
589
00:24:29,716 --> 00:24:31,133
I don't get
that reference.
590
00:24:31,217 --> 00:24:33,010
(MOCK MUMBLING)
591
00:24:33,094 --> 00:24:35,262
Yeah, well, maybe you'll just
run wind sprints
592
00:24:35,346 --> 00:24:36,513
until your feet bleed.
593
00:24:36,598 --> 00:24:37,890
Yeah, I like
the sound of that.
594
00:24:37,974 --> 00:24:40,476
Come on, buddy, hop to.
Let's go!
595
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,810
Dick?
What, Ace?
596
00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:43,312
Can't you see I'm
enacting tough love?
597
00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:45,189
Sorry.
598
00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:46,523
I just wanted to let you know,
Caleb Fuller
599
00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:47,608
signed up for the leagues.
600
00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:49,067
Fuller?
601
00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:52,196
From the Panthers. The only
team that ever beat us.
602
00:24:52,906 --> 00:24:54,448
Fuller.
603
00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:57,743
Yeah, his best friend Grant was
awesomely paralyzed by you
604
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,911
in the game-winning play.
605
00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:01,622
I'm having a tough time here.
I don't... Fuller?
606
00:25:01,706 --> 00:25:03,582
I brought
a series of photographs.
607
00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:06,460
It's Caleb Fuller.
608
00:25:06,544 --> 00:25:09,296
Look at that smile,
five miles wide.
609
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:12,257
Hold on. There's a few
more in here. I got a...
610
00:25:12,342 --> 00:25:13,383
(LAUGHS)
611
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,761
Yeah. I know who he is!
612
00:25:15,845 --> 00:25:19,097
I was just pretending not to
so it seemed like I didn't care.
613
00:25:19,182 --> 00:25:20,724
Who's their
first game against?
614
00:25:30,568 --> 00:25:31,944
Perfect.
615
00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:33,237
(CHUCKLES)
616
00:25:33,988 --> 00:25:35,447
What does it say?
617
00:25:36,699 --> 00:25:37,741
(LAUGHING)
618
00:25:46,376 --> 00:25:47,668
(WEAK CHUCKLE)
619
00:25:47,752 --> 00:25:49,586
(HORNS PLAYING)
620
00:25:49,671 --> 00:25:52,506
BILL: Opening night. The grassis green, the moon is out.
621
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,716
I'm blitzed out of my skull andready to watch the first game of
622
00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:58,011
what promises to be a very
exciting intramural season
623
00:25:58,096 --> 00:26:00,222
I'm joined, as always, by my
cohort, Dan.
624
00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,682
Dan, how's it hanging?
625
00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:04,560
Glad to be here after my arrest
for possession last week.
626
00:26:04,644 --> 00:26:05,644
How'd your
step-dad take it?
627
00:26:05,728 --> 00:26:07,563
Let's just say we
had to hire a plumber
628
00:26:07,647 --> 00:26:09,398
to get the bricks
out of the toilet.
629
00:26:09,482 --> 00:26:11,316
Always good
with the metaphors.
630
00:26:11,401 --> 00:26:14,111
Metaphors, similes,
haikus, limericks.
631
00:26:14,195 --> 00:26:17,698
He plays the English language
like a fine guitar.
632
00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:19,366
Where's Caleb?
633
00:26:19,993 --> 00:26:22,536
Don't worry, he'll show.
634
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,955
That's not what
I'm worried about.
635
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,585
DAN: The team to beat
this season, the Titans.
636
00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:31,295
Made up of the fifth-year
seniors
637
00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:33,130
from the Who-Cares fraternity,
638
00:26:33,214 --> 00:26:35,716
the Titans had been favorited
to go all the way,
639
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,842
thanks to Dick Downs.
640
00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:38,135
It's just nice
to know that
641
00:26:38,219 --> 00:26:40,345
despite their good looks
and established wealth,
642
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:41,722
they're all likely to suffer
from
643
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,056
alcoholism and depression
644
00:26:43,141 --> 00:26:45,559
some 20 years from now.
645
00:26:45,643 --> 00:26:47,811
I want you to
rip off their heads
646
00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:49,980
and shit down
their spinal cavity.
647
00:26:50,064 --> 00:26:51,023
Aah!
648
00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:54,651
Where the hell is Caleb?
649
00:26:57,071 --> 00:26:59,323
(RADIO PLAYING MUSIC)
650
00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:08,832
Hey, you!You're parked in
the handicap zone.
651
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:09,875
(ENGINE, MUSIC STOP)
652
00:27:12,921 --> 00:27:14,630
Hi. You-hoo.
653
00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:17,174
Hi.
Hi.
654
00:27:17,258 --> 00:27:20,594
You're in the handicap.
Your car.
655
00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:22,012
You know what?
It's okay.
656
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,222
My best
friend used to be paralyzed,
657
00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:24,806
My best
friend used to be paralyzed,
658
00:27:24,891 --> 00:27:26,808
What?
659
00:27:26,893 --> 00:27:28,018
He didn't used
to be paralyzed,
660
00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:29,436
he used to be my best friend.
661
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,854
Oh, okay.
662
00:27:30,939 --> 00:27:31,980
But I haven't
spoken to him in a while,
663
00:27:32,065 --> 00:27:34,983
but he is still paralyzed,
so thank goodness.
664
00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:36,026
Uh...
665
00:27:36,778 --> 00:27:38,487
That doesn't go away.
666
00:27:38,571 --> 00:27:39,655
Sorry, I guess.
667
00:27:39,739 --> 00:27:41,198
That's okay.
668
00:27:41,282 --> 00:27:43,450
Your shirt, that kind
of reminds me of him.
669
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:44,826
Eye of the Tiger fan.
670
00:27:44,911 --> 00:27:46,995
It kind of
reminds me of Rocky III.
671
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:48,705
Best movie of all time.
672
00:27:48,790 --> 00:27:50,457
I think you mean
Rocky I.
673
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,417
What? Come on.
Yeah.
674
00:27:52,502 --> 00:27:54,336
No, he doesn't
even win in the end.
675
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,964
It's not about the winning.
No, no, come on.
676
00:27:57,131 --> 00:27:59,007
That's where he meets Adrian.
677
00:27:59,092 --> 00:28:01,134
Yeah.
Oh. Interesting.
678
00:28:01,219 --> 00:28:03,345
Mer-Bear,
did you bring my juice boxes?
679
00:28:03,429 --> 00:28:04,846
Hi.
680
00:28:04,931 --> 00:28:07,808
Well, well, well.
The prodigal pussy returns.
681
00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:09,142
Hey!
What?
682
00:28:09,227 --> 00:28:10,560
It's good to see you, Dick.
683
00:28:11,521 --> 00:28:12,521
Still doing that.
684
00:28:12,605 --> 00:28:14,314
Riddle me, riddle me,
riddle me this.
685
00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:15,691
What's more dangerous?
686
00:28:15,775 --> 00:28:17,985
A man with no fear,
or a man with nothing to lose?
687
00:28:19,112 --> 00:28:20,779
What about a man who's
not afraid of losing?
688
00:28:21,906 --> 00:28:23,240
But I...
689
00:28:23,324 --> 00:28:25,534
Look! Just get ready
to feel the pain.
690
00:28:25,618 --> 00:28:26,827
Okay. Got it.
691
00:28:26,911 --> 00:28:27,953
I'm gonna need
a juice box ready
692
00:28:28,037 --> 00:28:29,705
when I'm done taking
sexual advantage of that guy
693
00:28:29,789 --> 00:28:30,914
for four quarters.
694
00:28:30,999 --> 00:28:32,082
(SCOFFS) Okay.
695
00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:34,459
Dick, stop it.
What?
696
00:28:34,544 --> 00:28:35,711
I said, stop.
697
00:28:36,879 --> 00:28:38,922
I'm sorry.
Okay.
698
00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:40,507
I'm gonna rip out
your colon and use it
699
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,675
as a spooky eye-patch.
700
00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:44,094
I'll see you on the field,
Fuller.
701
00:28:44,178 --> 00:28:45,137
Okay...
702
00:28:49,183 --> 00:28:50,600
Wow. So...
703
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:51,893
He's a good one.
704
00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:53,311
Mer-Bear.
705
00:28:53,396 --> 00:28:54,521
Heh.
706
00:28:54,605 --> 00:28:56,440
Just Meredith.
Okay.
707
00:28:57,567 --> 00:28:58,775
Is that, uh...
708
00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:01,194
Is that your boyfriend?
709
00:29:02,613 --> 00:29:06,742
(LAUGHING) No, no, no.
No. Gross. No, that's...
710
00:29:06,826 --> 00:29:08,201
Sorry, he's my brother.
711
00:29:08,286 --> 00:29:09,911
Oh, okay.
712
00:29:09,996 --> 00:29:11,705
That's my twin brother.
Oh.
713
00:29:11,789 --> 00:29:12,956
Yeah, I know.
714
00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:15,333
Okay. I'm gonna get going.
715
00:29:15,418 --> 00:29:16,501
Okay.
716
00:29:16,586 --> 00:29:19,004
It was lovely to
meet you, just Meredith.
717
00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:22,007
A handshake?
Yeah.
718
00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:25,761
You can't offer me
a handshake before a game.
719
00:29:26,429 --> 00:29:27,512
Uh, all right.
720
00:29:27,597 --> 00:29:28,847
You gotta get amped up.
721
00:29:28,931 --> 00:29:33,143
Come on, give me a high five
or a chest bump or something.
722
00:29:33,227 --> 00:29:34,811
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah.
723
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:35,645
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll give you
724
00:29:35,813 --> 00:29:36,396
a little high five.
725
00:29:36,481 --> 00:29:37,898
Okay.
Cool with that.
726
00:29:37,982 --> 00:29:39,858
We'll do a little
chest bumping later.
727
00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:41,943
What?
728
00:29:42,028 --> 00:29:44,696
No, we'll just...
(SNORTS)
729
00:29:45,615 --> 00:29:47,115
All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
730
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,950
See you later.
Got it.
731
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:52,370
I just... Nope.
732
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,709
Are my eyes deceiving me?
I think that's Caleb Fuller
733
00:29:57,877 --> 00:29:58,877
and the Panthers,
734
00:29:58,961 --> 00:30:00,170
a team that won
the intramural crown
735
00:30:00,338 --> 00:30:00,962
four years ago,
736
00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:02,339
but disbanded soon after
737
00:30:02,423 --> 00:30:03,965
their star receiver
was paralyzed
738
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:05,342
from the dong on down.
739
00:30:05,426 --> 00:30:06,968
We haven't seen these guys
since we were
740
00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:08,053
second-year seniors.
741
00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:09,846
One wonders if they will
be able to recapture
742
00:30:10,014 --> 00:30:11,056
the magic they once had.
743
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,557
We'll find out
soon enough, Bill.
744
00:30:12,642 --> 00:30:14,101
But from the looks of things,
we gonna see
745
00:30:14,268 --> 00:30:15,060
a beating so severe
746
00:30:15,144 --> 00:30:16,561
that it would make
Uday Hussein
747
00:30:16,729 --> 00:30:17,771
look like a Quaker.
748
00:30:17,855 --> 00:30:20,190
And he, my friend,
was no Quaker.
749
00:30:22,026 --> 00:30:24,027
Hey, man,
you're pretty strong, huh?
750
00:30:24,112 --> 00:30:25,987
How much do you bench,
dude-bro?
751
00:30:26,072 --> 00:30:28,490
Ready! Down.
752
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:30,700
Set. Hut.
753
00:30:32,954 --> 00:30:34,412
(GRUNTS)
Aah!
754
00:30:35,248 --> 00:30:37,332
405, dude-bro.
755
00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:39,292
(TITANS LAUGH)
756
00:30:41,254 --> 00:30:42,796
Jesus.
757
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,133
♪ Like a tiger runningthrough the jungle
758
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:51,221
♪ I'm so hungry for the meat
759
00:30:53,307 --> 00:30:54,558
Chance, Hank.
Check the ball.
760
00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:55,475
Check the ball.
761
00:30:57,603 --> 00:30:58,562
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
762
00:30:59,272 --> 00:31:02,107
♪ We call your name
763
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:07,237
♪ Ripping and tearingaway your flesh
764
00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:11,449
♪ I'm killing for sport
765
00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:16,872
BILL: Whoa, call the Panthers
Houdini's Shittier Brother,
766
00:31:16,956 --> 00:31:19,124
'cause they definitely
do not have the magic.
767
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:21,793
No, these panthers
look like pussies.
768
00:31:25,173 --> 00:31:27,174
That was the lamest
excuse for football
769
00:31:27,341 --> 00:31:28,216
I've ever seen.
770
00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:29,885
Yo! Wasn't that bad.
771
00:31:29,969 --> 00:31:31,511
Wasn't that bad?
772
00:31:31,596 --> 00:31:34,055
Dude, they scored
my grandpa's age.
773
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:36,892
Um, you sucked just
as bad as we did.
774
00:31:36,976 --> 00:31:39,019
Whatever, Magic Mike.
775
00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:42,022
That movie has
nothing to do with magic!
776
00:31:42,106 --> 00:31:43,648
Hey, Siegfried,
why don't you go jack off
777
00:31:43,816 --> 00:31:44,649
one of your tigers?
778
00:31:44,734 --> 00:31:46,276
Hey, leave him alone,
Friend-o
779
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,069
Yeah, who put
you in charge, Hank?
780
00:31:48,154 --> 00:31:49,779
It's clear that
I'm the only one here
781
00:31:49,947 --> 00:31:51,323
with functioning testicles.
782
00:31:51,407 --> 00:31:52,866
Yeah? How'd you like
them not to function?
783
00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:56,328
Whoa, whoa! Calm down.
Everybody calm down.
784
00:31:56,412 --> 00:31:59,122
It was a rough start.
We're gonna get better.
785
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,293
We're gonna get better,
right, Caleb?
786
00:32:04,545 --> 00:32:07,756
Yeah, I don't know.
Just didn't feel right.
787
00:32:08,216 --> 00:32:09,925
Yeah.
788
00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,468
Didn't feel right
having your asses
789
00:32:11,636 --> 00:32:12,302
handed to you.
790
00:32:12,386 --> 00:32:14,804
Look, I understand
being a little bit rusty.
791
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:16,389
'Cause I was celibate
for three months once.
792
00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:17,974
By choice.
793
00:32:18,017 --> 00:32:19,267
And when I got
back into the game,
794
00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,602
I couldn't get erect again.
795
00:32:20,686 --> 00:32:21,937
I can't even
begin to imagine
796
00:32:21,979 --> 00:32:23,104
how you guys
were ever that good
797
00:32:23,272 --> 00:32:24,064
in the first place.
798
00:32:24,148 --> 00:32:26,524
They were good
because they played
799
00:32:26,692 --> 00:32:28,109
with their hearts.
800
00:32:28,194 --> 00:32:32,280
The Panthers I used to know
would take a beating like that
801
00:32:32,365 --> 00:32:37,285
and come back with
the fury of a raging typhoon.
802
00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:40,372
Those players
would calmly stare down
803
00:32:40,581 --> 00:32:42,540
the dark lord of death
804
00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,876
and nut-tap him like
he was a cheap
805
00:32:45,044 --> 00:32:46,711
Mexican birthday clown.
806
00:32:46,796 --> 00:32:50,006
They wouldn't
sit there and cry
807
00:32:50,091 --> 00:32:53,009
like a group of schoolgirls
that didn't get
808
00:32:53,177 --> 00:32:54,511
to feed the geese.
809
00:32:54,595 --> 00:32:57,597
The men that I
once called friends
810
00:32:57,682 --> 00:33:01,977
would do the only thing
they knew how to do.
811
00:33:02,061 --> 00:33:04,020
Stand up and fight.
812
00:33:06,399 --> 00:33:08,650
Okay, I'm sorry.
Who the hell are you?
813
00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:15,532
My name is Grant Rosenfalis
and I'm your new head coach.
814
00:33:18,411 --> 00:33:22,580
There is a classic structure
to all underdog sports movies.
815
00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:25,083
Rocky, Hoosiers,
816
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:28,336
Air Buds 1, 2, 3 and 5.
817
00:33:28,421 --> 00:33:29,421
What about
Air Bud 4?
818
00:33:29,505 --> 00:33:32,590
A dog playing baseball?
Are you insane?
819
00:33:33,426 --> 00:33:34,759
It was stupid.
820
00:33:34,844 --> 00:33:36,845
Now, just like
in these films,
821
00:33:36,929 --> 00:33:40,765
you lot are a ragtag team
of varied archetypes.
822
00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:45,186
Currently zeroes,
though potentially heroes.
823
00:33:45,271 --> 00:33:48,231
But only with
the help of me,
824
00:33:48,316 --> 00:33:50,358
the crusty,
yet affable veteran
825
00:33:50,443 --> 00:33:53,194
reluctant to revisit
his troubled past.
826
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:54,696
You're like
the exact same age as us.
827
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:57,532
Eight thousand wind sprints
for the boy with Asperger's.
828
00:33:58,159 --> 00:33:59,200
(SIGHS)
829
00:33:59,285 --> 00:34:00,618
All right.
830
00:34:03,581 --> 00:34:07,667
Okay. Grant,
what do we do?
831
00:34:10,463 --> 00:34:12,172
We train.
832
00:34:12,256 --> 00:34:14,090
(ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS)
833
00:34:26,937 --> 00:34:28,855
Damn! It's too slow.
834
00:34:28,939 --> 00:34:32,108
I'll be employing
some unorthodox
835
00:34:32,276 --> 00:34:34,110
training methods.
836
00:34:34,195 --> 00:34:37,197
You'll be likeclay in my hands.
837
00:34:37,698 --> 00:34:38,948
Resistant at first...
838
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,617
Why are we
training on the beach?
839
00:34:40,701 --> 00:34:42,202
Because it's inspirational.
840
00:34:42,286 --> 00:34:46,081
But over time,
malleable to my touch.
841
00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:52,754
Athletic ability is not
the only skill to be honed.
842
00:34:52,838 --> 00:34:56,132
There must be
interpersonal conflict.
843
00:34:56,217 --> 00:34:57,425
Nice hooves out there,
Buttercup.
844
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:58,635
Shut the hell up.
845
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,553
There must be anger.
846
00:35:00,638 --> 00:35:01,721
Ooh!
847
00:35:01,806 --> 00:35:03,181
I hate you so much, Grant.
848
00:35:03,265 --> 00:35:04,265
And passion.
849
00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:05,975
Yeah!
850
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:10,188
Some of my methods might
be deemed controversial.
851
00:35:10,272 --> 00:35:11,272
You guys sure about this?
852
00:35:11,357 --> 00:35:13,358
Football is war,
gentlemen.
853
00:35:13,442 --> 00:35:15,318
And in war,
sometimes you get
854
00:35:15,486 --> 00:35:16,653
shot with a gun.
855
00:35:16,737 --> 00:35:18,321
Okay.
856
00:35:18,406 --> 00:35:20,824
I can do it. I can do it.
I'm not gonna back out.
857
00:35:22,785 --> 00:35:24,494
(SCREAMING)
858
00:35:24,578 --> 00:35:26,371
Why didn't you
shoot him in the vest?
859
00:35:26,455 --> 00:35:28,123
You didn't tell me to.
860
00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:30,792
It seemed pretty
self-explanatory.
861
00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:32,710
(SCREAMING)
862
00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:33,461
Oh, God!
We gotta get
863
00:35:33,629 --> 00:35:34,504
the hell out of here.
864
00:35:34,588 --> 00:35:36,673
What did you do?
865
00:35:36,757 --> 00:35:38,883
To lend a sense of gravity
866
00:35:38,968 --> 00:35:42,345
to the otherwiseshallow athletic scenarios,
867
00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:45,098
we'll need racial tension.
868
00:35:46,976 --> 00:35:49,060
Then, you'll learnto accept the freak
869
00:35:49,228 --> 00:35:50,103
for who he is.
870
00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:52,105
Hey, freak show.
871
00:35:52,773 --> 00:35:54,190
Nice catch.
872
00:35:54,275 --> 00:35:56,985
GRANT:
Creepy and special.
873
00:35:58,404 --> 00:36:01,573
Moments of levity
should be found
874
00:36:01,657 --> 00:36:04,159
amongst the rigorsof training.
875
00:36:04,243 --> 00:36:06,161
(LAUGHING)
876
00:36:08,581 --> 00:36:09,706
It was human piss.
877
00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:13,293
And slowly but surely,
I'll begin to lighten up,
878
00:36:13,377 --> 00:36:15,378
(GRUNTS) and you'll see that
879
00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:19,340
this rough-around-the-edges
persona is merely skin-deep.
880
00:36:19,425 --> 00:36:20,341
(MUSIC STOPS)
881
00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:27,515
It didn't hurt.
882
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,225
Everybody laugh.
883
00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:30,643
(FORCED LAUGHTER)
884
00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,940
'Cause I'm paralyzed.
885
00:36:36,025 --> 00:36:38,401
And as the music escalates,
886
00:36:38,486 --> 00:36:41,237
you begin to
improve dramatically.
887
00:36:44,617 --> 00:36:47,285
♪ You've got money,but got no class
888
00:36:47,369 --> 00:36:49,829
♪ I talk loving,but you talk trash
889
00:36:49,914 --> 00:36:53,208
♪ Hiding all your liesunder the carpet
890
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,587
♪ Every minuteyou cause a scene
891
00:36:57,671 --> 00:37:00,298
♪ Always taking itout on me
892
00:37:00,382 --> 00:37:03,510
♪ Think it's time we finishwhat we started
893
00:37:06,138 --> 00:37:08,431
Finally
the training culminates
894
00:37:08,516 --> 00:37:12,227
in an epic, slow-motion
shot of celebration.
895
00:37:33,499 --> 00:37:35,833
(MUSIC STOPS)
896
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,585
So I actually didn't know
what wind sprints were,
897
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:39,420
so I just grabbed
a quick little snack.
898
00:37:40,673 --> 00:37:42,757
What, did I miss something?
899
00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:46,761
(CLASSICAL PIANO PLAYING)
900
00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:50,139
No peeking.
901
00:37:51,141 --> 00:37:52,100
(CHUCKLES)
902
00:37:52,893 --> 00:37:54,018
Isn't that amazing.
903
00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:55,603
Oh, it sure is.
904
00:37:55,646 --> 00:37:57,021
It's made of
only soy, spirulina
905
00:37:57,189 --> 00:37:58,314
and fermented radishes.
906
00:37:58,399 --> 00:37:58,982
Uh-huh.
Yeah,
907
00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:02,026
swear I could've gotten
some rat feces in there.
908
00:38:02,111 --> 00:38:04,445
God, I think this
is our wedding cake.
909
00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:06,155
You know,
like, when you're little
910
00:38:06,323 --> 00:38:07,824
and you think of your cake,
911
00:38:07,908 --> 00:38:09,492
and then you taste
it and you're like,
912
00:38:10,536 --> 00:38:11,411
''Aah, it's my cake''?
913
00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:12,620
Yeah?
914
00:38:12,705 --> 00:38:14,455
Oh, my God, don't you
have to go to LSAT class?
915
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,833
Uh, yeah, you know what?
I'm just gonna
916
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:18,334
skip this one, so...
917
00:38:19,128 --> 00:38:20,712
Why?
918
00:38:20,796 --> 00:38:23,339
We got a game.
But you should come.
919
00:38:23,424 --> 00:38:27,051
Well, see, my dress weaver is
getting in from Milan tonight
920
00:38:27,136 --> 00:38:28,761
and we're going to
a Peruvian sweat lodge
921
00:38:28,846 --> 00:38:30,430
to start brainstorming
color schemes.
922
00:38:30,514 --> 00:38:34,100
But also,
why are you skipping class?
923
00:38:34,184 --> 00:38:35,727
It's just one class.
924
00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:36,978
Hmm.
925
00:38:37,062 --> 00:38:40,857
Well, it's just one class,
and then it's two classes,
926
00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:43,067
and then it's like
you're cheating on me
927
00:38:43,235 --> 00:38:44,986
with my second cousin, Maevid.
928
00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,070
Maevid?
929
00:38:46,155 --> 00:38:48,114
This is our future.
930
00:38:49,825 --> 00:38:52,869
Okay. Yeah, I'll just...
I'll skip the game.
931
00:38:52,953 --> 00:38:54,871
I'll skip the game. Okay?
932
00:38:54,955 --> 00:38:56,289
Good. Better.
933
00:38:56,373 --> 00:38:57,790
All right.
I love you.
934
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,125
(CLICKS TONGUE)
935
00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:01,127
For you.
I love you, I love you...
936
00:39:01,211 --> 00:39:03,421
I love me-you. Yeah.
Loving me, me, me.
937
00:39:03,505 --> 00:39:05,381
Mwah. Okay.
938
00:39:05,466 --> 00:39:07,634
You taste like the cake.
939
00:39:13,432 --> 00:39:15,391
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
940
00:39:17,436 --> 00:39:18,394
Desolation!
941
00:39:18,479 --> 00:39:20,313
Shield, shield,
shield, shield.
942
00:39:25,277 --> 00:39:27,278
(SOFT YELL)
943
00:39:27,821 --> 00:39:29,072
You storming the castle?
944
00:39:33,619 --> 00:39:34,577
Hey, you.
945
00:39:34,662 --> 00:39:35,662
What's up?
946
00:39:36,872 --> 00:39:38,456
Where are you off to?
947
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:39,916
I got an LSAT
prep course.
948
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,209
What are you doing?
949
00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:42,543
I'm, uh...
950
00:39:42,628 --> 00:39:44,128
I'm assistant manager
951
00:39:44,213 --> 00:39:46,589
of extracurricular
activities.
952
00:39:46,674 --> 00:39:48,049
Oh, so you graduated.
953
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:49,133
I did.
954
00:39:49,218 --> 00:39:50,426
Four years
straight through,
955
00:39:50,511 --> 00:39:51,928
start to finish,
you're out.
956
00:39:52,096 --> 00:39:53,012
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
957
00:39:53,097 --> 00:39:54,389
Gene, that's
a level-six
958
00:39:54,556 --> 00:39:55,723
sorcery violation.
959
00:39:55,808 --> 00:39:57,934
One more, and I'll abscond
your dwarf rubies.
960
00:39:58,018 --> 00:40:00,061
My humblest apologies,
fair maiden.
961
00:40:00,145 --> 00:40:01,396
Carry on.
962
00:40:04,024 --> 00:40:05,733
Oh, you rule
with an iron fist.
963
00:40:05,818 --> 00:40:07,944
Whew. Just gotta...
(CLICKS TONGUE)
964
00:40:08,028 --> 00:40:10,154
Yeah. I wanted to ask you
965
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,906
what was it like
sharing a uterus
966
00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:12,990
with Dick Downs?
967
00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:15,159
My brother's an ass
sometimes, I know.
968
00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:16,744
Yeah, what's the deal
with that?
969
00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:18,621
He had this huge
football scholarship,
970
00:40:18,789 --> 00:40:19,622
and he lost it.
971
00:40:19,707 --> 00:40:20,957
Oh, what happened?
972
00:40:21,041 --> 00:40:22,583
Got in a car accident.
973
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:24,001
Oh, my God, that sucks.
974
00:40:24,086 --> 00:40:26,003
Yeah, but it was
his fault.
975
00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:29,215
He's a moron, but he's
my brother, so..
976
00:40:29,299 --> 00:40:31,175
Yeah, anyway, um,
977
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:32,635
you should come
to our game tonight.
978
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,637
I thought you had
your prep course.
979
00:40:34,722 --> 00:40:36,013
Yeah, you know what?
980
00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:38,391
Now I'm thinking
I might skip this one.
981
00:40:38,475 --> 00:40:39,976
Oh, okay. Uh,
982
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:42,562
you might need
to convince me.
983
00:40:42,646 --> 00:40:44,981
Um, I really think
you should come.
984
00:40:45,065 --> 00:40:46,858
You're gonna see
a different team.
985
00:40:46,942 --> 00:40:48,109
Oh, come on.
986
00:40:48,193 --> 00:40:50,236
You can convince me
better than that.
987
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,072
Be manly, like Rocky.
988
00:40:53,157 --> 00:40:54,657
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
989
00:40:54,742 --> 00:40:55,491
I see.
Let's go there.
990
00:40:55,576 --> 00:40:56,617
That kind of... Okay.
991
00:40:56,702 --> 00:40:57,994
How about, um,
992
00:40:58,078 --> 00:40:59,245
(IMITATING ROCKY)
Y-YO,
993
00:40:59,329 --> 00:41:01,456
you should totally
come to our game,
994
00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:02,582
yo, seriously.
995
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,834
We're gonna pound
their skulls like
996
00:41:05,002 --> 00:41:06,002
it's raw meat.
997
00:41:06,086 --> 00:41:07,879
Stop, or my mom
will shoot.
998
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,589
Adrian!
999
00:41:09,673 --> 00:41:12,133
(MUTTERING)
1000
00:41:12,217 --> 00:41:13,634
God, that was,
uh, yeah, no...
1001
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:14,302
I got a little
carried away there.
1002
00:41:14,887 --> 00:41:16,888
That was actually
surprisingly good.
1003
00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:18,347
Ah, thank you.
1004
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:19,515
So you'll come?
1005
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,851
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
GENE!
1006
00:41:21,935 --> 00:41:23,478
No more quickening
potions for you.
1007
00:41:23,562 --> 00:41:25,313
What? That's not fair.
I didn't do anything.
1008
00:41:25,397 --> 00:41:26,606
Like hell,
you didn't.
1009
00:41:26,690 --> 00:41:28,024
We both saw you, Gene.
1010
00:41:28,108 --> 00:41:30,109
Listen, I, uh...
Gene.
1011
00:41:30,194 --> 00:41:31,736
I'll see you.
Okay.
1012
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,904
I'll see you.
1013
00:41:32,988 --> 00:41:34,489
I'll see you tonight.
Okay.
1014
00:41:34,573 --> 00:41:35,865
All right.
Good luck.
1015
00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:37,158
Well, thank you.
1016
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:46,876
And in a drastic
turn of events,
1017
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,377
the Panthers
are neck and neck
1018
00:41:48,545 --> 00:41:49,462
with the Oilers.
1019
00:41:49,546 --> 00:41:51,464
This is not the same team
we've seen out there.
1020
00:41:51,548 --> 00:41:54,175
It's almost as if
Coach Grant Rosenfalis
1021
00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:56,052
has turned
the team around
1022
00:41:56,136 --> 00:41:57,094
with his odd,
yet winning mixture
1023
00:41:57,179 --> 00:41:58,846
of been there
done that attitude
1024
00:41:58,931 --> 00:42:00,473
and eclectic
training devices.
1025
00:42:00,557 --> 00:42:02,934
It's a potent combination
that never fails.
1026
00:42:03,018 --> 00:42:04,060
No, sir.
1027
00:42:04,144 --> 00:42:06,562
Almost as potent as this.
Ready!
1028
00:42:06,647 --> 00:42:09,315
Down! Niney!
1029
00:42:09,399 --> 00:42:10,358
Set. Hut.
1030
00:42:15,405 --> 00:42:17,573
YEAH!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1031
00:42:17,658 --> 00:42:18,699
(EXHALES)
1032
00:42:18,784 --> 00:42:20,993
Dude!
You call that defense?
1033
00:42:21,078 --> 00:42:22,703
Back off.
1034
00:42:22,788 --> 00:42:24,539
Taking a T, T-time.
1035
00:42:24,623 --> 00:42:25,957
Caleb, come to ''T.''
1036
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:27,083
Come on.
1037
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:28,584
All right.
1038
00:42:28,669 --> 00:42:30,211
What's the play?
1039
00:42:31,588 --> 00:42:32,672
Triple Z.
1040
00:42:32,756 --> 00:42:34,549
What?
1041
00:42:36,009 --> 00:42:37,468
Grant, that's
the play that...
1042
00:42:38,804 --> 00:42:41,013
I can't.
You must.
1043
00:42:41,098 --> 00:42:43,349
You want to lead this team?
Listen to me.
1044
00:42:43,433 --> 00:42:45,643
You're on a dinner date
with fate right now,
1045
00:42:45,727 --> 00:42:47,186
and she keeps
touching your shoulder.
1046
00:42:47,271 --> 00:42:49,355
Quit ordering desserts
and take her home.
1047
00:42:54,695 --> 00:42:55,820
So what's the call?
1048
00:42:55,904 --> 00:42:57,613
HANK: Caleb.
1049
00:42:57,698 --> 00:42:59,282
What's the call?
1050
00:43:00,617 --> 00:43:01,576
Triple Z.
1051
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:04,620
What? We haven't done that
play since freshman year.
1052
00:43:04,705 --> 00:43:06,539
Vinnie, I need
a great head fake from you.
1053
00:43:07,082 --> 00:43:07,999
you're getting the catch.
1054
00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:09,709
Everyone else,
you know what to do.
1055
00:43:09,793 --> 00:43:11,419
I have actually
no idea what you're
1056
00:43:11,587 --> 00:43:12,336
talking about.
1057
00:43:12,421 --> 00:43:13,713
Hank, you go
out there, and you be
1058
00:43:13,881 --> 00:43:14,797
a distraction, okay?
1059
00:43:14,882 --> 00:43:16,048
On one. On one.
1060
00:43:16,133 --> 00:43:17,675
Ready?
ALL: Break!
1061
00:43:17,759 --> 00:43:18,593
DAN: Last play.
1062
00:43:18,677 --> 00:43:20,595
Let's see if the Panthers
can make some magic.
1063
00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:23,931
Ready.
1064
00:43:24,016 --> 00:43:25,057
Down.
1065
00:43:25,142 --> 00:43:26,726
Set.
1066
00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:28,728
Whoo! Look at me!
1067
00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,062
I'm beautiful!
1068
00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,731
Yeah, I'm
the prettiest boy
1069
00:43:31,899 --> 00:43:32,565
in class.
1070
00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:33,900
Hut!
1071
00:43:34,902 --> 00:43:36,777
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
1072
00:43:52,252 --> 00:43:54,754
Throw the ball!
1073
00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:00,092
Fuller's gonna run it.
1074
00:44:00,177 --> 00:44:02,803
He's at the 40,
the 30, the 20.
1075
00:44:02,888 --> 00:44:04,805
He could go
all the way
1076
00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:06,474
Fuller for the touchdown.
1077
00:44:06,558 --> 00:44:08,184
Despite having
a wide-open man,
1078
00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:10,394
Caleb Fuller
decides to run it in.
1079
00:44:10,479 --> 00:44:11,938
And just like that,
the Panthers are
1080
00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:12,897
back in business.
1081
00:44:12,981 --> 00:44:14,190
Whoo!
1082
00:44:14,274 --> 00:44:15,441
What's up? Yeah!
1083
00:44:15,525 --> 00:44:16,609
Yeah, man!
1084
00:44:16,693 --> 00:44:17,860
Yeah!
Whoo!
1085
00:44:17,945 --> 00:44:19,695
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1086
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:22,657
Whoo! Whoo!
1087
00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:31,999
Yo, good game
tonight, guys.
1088
00:44:32,209 --> 00:44:32,792
Way to go.
1089
00:44:32,876 --> 00:44:33,876
Yeah.
Man, you killed it.
1090
00:44:33,961 --> 00:44:35,127
Good job, man.
Do it like that.
1091
00:44:35,212 --> 00:44:36,295
Yeah, yeah.
1092
00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:37,713
You did great.
Good night, man.
1093
00:44:37,798 --> 00:44:39,632
We won the flag football
game because of you.
1094
00:44:39,716 --> 00:44:40,716
Good.
Yeah.
1095
00:44:40,801 --> 00:44:42,218
Hank, I'll see you
at home.
1096
00:44:42,302 --> 00:44:43,052
All right.
Don't wait up.
1097
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,096
There's a freshman thing
I'm gonna go check out
1098
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,389
Right. Okay.
1099
00:44:47,224 --> 00:44:48,265
(GASPS)
1100
00:44:48,350 --> 00:44:50,017
(CLEARS THROAT)
1101
00:44:50,102 --> 00:44:51,894
Hi, Chance.
1102
00:44:51,979 --> 00:44:53,688
I just wanted to say
thanks for putting
1103
00:44:53,855 --> 00:44:55,022
the team back together.
1104
00:44:55,107 --> 00:44:57,233
Yeah, totally.
I really needed this.
1105
00:44:57,317 --> 00:44:58,651
Yeah, yeah,
me, too, man.
1106
00:44:58,735 --> 00:45:00,653
My parents don't
respect my magic.
1107
00:45:00,737 --> 00:45:02,446
My dad won't
look me in the eye.
1108
00:45:02,531 --> 00:45:03,948
My mom keeps
forwarding me emails
1109
00:45:04,032 --> 00:45:06,826
about how magic's
for nerds and losers.
1110
00:45:06,910 --> 00:45:09,578
They think
I should be a doctor.
1111
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:11,706
Do you want
to be a doctor?
1112
00:45:11,790 --> 00:45:13,541
I'd rather have
an asp-tongued demon
1113
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,459
impale the shaft
of my penis upon
1114
00:45:15,627 --> 00:45:16,585
a fiery scythe!
1115
00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:18,754
As seen in this painting
I did last night.
1116
00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:19,880
Ah, okay.
1117
00:45:19,965 --> 00:45:21,674
Got it.
1118
00:45:21,758 --> 00:45:23,634
That's graphic.
1119
00:45:24,761 --> 00:45:26,470
What do you want to do
after college, Chance?
1120
00:45:26,555 --> 00:45:31,058
I want to disappear
completely.
1121
00:45:31,143 --> 00:45:33,811
Oh, like a...
Like a magic trick.
1122
00:45:33,895 --> 00:45:37,898
No, gone completely.
1123
00:45:42,154 --> 00:45:43,779
Okay.
1124
00:45:44,865 --> 00:45:46,490
Good... Good talking to you.
1125
00:45:46,575 --> 00:45:48,617
(SLOW CLAPPING)
1126
00:46:04,176 --> 00:46:06,385
You couldn't do it,
could you?
1127
00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:08,304
We won, didn't we?
1128
00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:09,638
One game.
1129
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:11,015
Man, what is
your problem?
1130
00:46:11,099 --> 00:46:14,143
You hesitated.
You were scared.
1131
00:46:14,227 --> 00:46:16,687
Now, I know this is
just a fun, kissy-pants
1132
00:46:16,855 --> 00:46:18,230
carousel ride for you.
1133
00:46:18,315 --> 00:46:20,775
I need this.
1134
00:46:20,859 --> 00:46:24,236
Now, look,
not a day goes by
1135
00:46:24,321 --> 00:46:25,821
that I don't regret
what happened to you.
1136
00:46:25,906 --> 00:46:28,783
Why? You threw
the perfect pass.
1137
00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:30,117
Anything else,
we would have
1138
00:46:30,285 --> 00:46:31,118
lost that game,
1139
00:46:31,203 --> 00:46:32,953
lost the championship.
1140
00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:33,954
Yeah, well,
you'd still be able
1141
00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:34,955
to walk, wouldn't you?
1142
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,166
It wasn't your fault!
1143
00:46:39,628 --> 00:46:42,755
Sure, I miss the game. I...
1144
00:46:42,839 --> 00:46:45,382
I used to feel
so alive out there.
1145
00:46:45,467 --> 00:46:47,343
Wind sweeping
against my hair,
1146
00:46:47,427 --> 00:46:51,388
the slow drain of blood
into my still-working penis
1147
00:46:51,473 --> 00:46:53,140
to form the perfect half chub
1148
00:46:53,225 --> 00:46:55,601
that felt so awesome
against my freshly
1149
00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:56,936
laundered shorts.
1150
00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,521
I just...
1151
00:47:00,107 --> 00:47:02,942
But those days are over.
1152
00:47:04,069 --> 00:47:07,988
These men need you.
1153
00:47:08,073 --> 00:47:11,200
Grant,
it's just intramurals.
1154
00:47:11,284 --> 00:47:13,369
Not anymore.
1155
00:47:13,453 --> 00:47:15,579
You've changed things.
1156
00:47:15,664 --> 00:47:17,373
Getting the old team
back together,
1157
00:47:17,457 --> 00:47:20,000
you've given these men
a sense of purpose.
1158
00:47:20,752 --> 00:47:22,503
(HEAVY EXHALE)
1159
00:47:22,587 --> 00:47:24,964
You're finger blasting
fate, kid.
1160
00:47:25,048 --> 00:47:27,174
(KISSES)
1161
00:47:27,259 --> 00:47:30,511
Yeah, well,
what if I can't, huh?
1162
00:47:30,595 --> 00:47:32,221
What if I fail?
1163
00:47:33,515 --> 00:47:36,183
You know,
Franklin Roosevelt once said,
1164
00:47:36,268 --> 00:47:39,395
''Any boy can piss
on the floor.
1165
00:47:39,479 --> 00:47:43,858
''It takes a real man
to crap on the ceiling.''
1166
00:47:43,942 --> 00:47:47,027
Can you crap
on the ceiling, Caleb?
1167
00:47:47,112 --> 00:47:49,446
It's not a metaphor.
1168
00:47:50,991 --> 00:47:52,950
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1169
00:47:58,123 --> 00:47:59,832
(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
1170
00:48:04,421 --> 00:48:07,298
You were right.
1171
00:48:07,382 --> 00:48:08,757
I did see
a different team
1172
00:48:08,925 --> 00:48:09,550
out there.
1173
00:48:09,634 --> 00:48:11,051
What happened, huh?
1174
00:48:11,136 --> 00:48:14,013
Well, you know,
people change.
1175
00:48:14,097 --> 00:48:15,639
What are you
doing here?
1176
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,683
Doesn't your,
uh, uterus buddy
1177
00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,059
have a game
in 10 minutes?
1178
00:48:21,605 --> 00:48:23,063
You're not going?
1179
00:48:23,148 --> 00:48:24,440
No.
1180
00:48:24,524 --> 00:48:26,859
Figured I'd see
what you were up to.
1181
00:48:29,112 --> 00:48:33,240
You wanna go somewhere?
1182
00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:34,575
CALEB: All right,
you all right?
1183
00:48:34,659 --> 00:48:36,285
I'm good.
Whoa. Okay, you're good.
1184
00:48:36,369 --> 00:48:38,579
So you swear there's
no crazy homeless people
1185
00:48:38,663 --> 00:48:40,039
living in here
or anything?
1186
00:48:40,123 --> 00:48:41,957
Oh, yeah,
I assure you.
1187
00:48:42,042 --> 00:48:43,083
It...
1188
00:48:44,252 --> 00:48:46,003
Is clean.
1189
00:48:46,087 --> 00:48:47,087
You all right?
1190
00:48:47,172 --> 00:48:48,464
I'm great.
Okay.
1191
00:48:48,548 --> 00:48:50,257
So how'd you find out
about this place?
1192
00:48:50,342 --> 00:48:52,676
Well, Grant and I
worked here in high school.
1193
00:48:52,761 --> 00:48:54,053
Oh.
Awesome, right?
1194
00:48:54,137 --> 00:48:55,095
Yeah.
Yeah.
1195
00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:56,764
Our senior year,
it got shut down,
1196
00:48:56,848 --> 00:48:58,557
but I held on
to a key, and, uh,
1197
00:48:58,642 --> 00:49:00,684
they never changed the locks,
so here we are.
1198
00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:02,937
Kept a key just
what, thinking maybe
1199
00:49:02,979 --> 00:49:05,189
you could, like,
take a girl here
1200
00:49:05,357 --> 00:49:07,149
and flip the disco balls
1201
00:49:07,234 --> 00:49:09,401
and put on
the sexy lights,
1202
00:49:09,486 --> 00:49:11,487
maybe some
sweet tasty jams.
1203
00:49:11,571 --> 00:49:13,072
Here goes.
1204
00:49:13,156 --> 00:49:15,199
(BALLAD PLAYING)
1205
00:49:18,036 --> 00:49:19,453
Behold.
1206
00:49:21,831 --> 00:49:23,499
That's still
pretty cool.
1207
00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:24,750
Even when
you know it's coming,
1208
00:49:24,918 --> 00:49:25,960
it's still pretty cool.
1209
00:49:26,044 --> 00:49:27,503
Am I right?
1210
00:49:27,587 --> 00:49:28,963
You might be right.
1211
00:49:29,047 --> 00:49:32,091
♪ As longas you love me...
1212
00:49:32,175 --> 00:49:34,843
Hey!
1213
00:49:34,928 --> 00:49:37,346
Have you come
to eat my brains?
1214
00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:38,681
What the hell?
I thought you said there
1215
00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:39,723
were no homeless people.
1216
00:49:39,808 --> 00:49:41,517
I did not think there
was anyone here, I swear.
1217
00:49:41,601 --> 00:49:43,227
Who sent you? Who?
1218
00:49:43,311 --> 00:49:44,937
Yeah, we didn't know
anyone was here.
1219
00:49:45,021 --> 00:49:46,188
We're just...
We're gonna go.
1220
00:49:46,273 --> 00:49:47,523
Like hell.
1221
00:49:47,607 --> 00:49:51,110
Fenton! Cheesedog!
1222
00:49:51,194 --> 00:49:53,028
Who intrudeth into
the Thunderdome?
1223
00:49:53,113 --> 00:49:56,448
Minions, attack!
1224
00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:57,658
No, no. Whoa. Come on.
1225
00:49:57,742 --> 00:49:59,910
No, no. Whoa!
(YELLING)
1226
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,329
Raah!
Hyah!
1227
00:50:02,414 --> 00:50:04,206
Whoa!
LEADER: Cheesedog!
1228
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:05,624
Okay. Let's go.
1229
00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:06,750
I am so sorry.
1230
00:50:06,835 --> 00:50:09,962
I'm gonna drink
the inside of your face!
1231
00:50:10,714 --> 00:50:13,090
Yaah!
1232
00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:21,056
That was weird.
1233
00:50:21,141 --> 00:50:22,641
Yeah.
1234
00:50:22,726 --> 00:50:25,144
Did you see that kick?
Yes, I did.
1235
00:50:25,228 --> 00:50:27,688
I think I knocked out some
of the homeless guy's teeth.
1236
00:50:27,772 --> 00:50:29,064
That was amazing.
1237
00:50:29,149 --> 00:50:30,858
Damn, I should have
grabbed some of them
1238
00:50:30,942 --> 00:50:32,359
for a scrapbook,
or... I don't know...
1239
00:50:32,444 --> 00:50:34,278
I could have made you
a necklace or something.
1240
00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:35,446
Let's go back.
1241
00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:37,072
I think they'd
probably make us
1242
00:50:37,157 --> 00:50:39,199
do some pretty weird stuff
if we did, so we shouldn't.
1243
00:50:39,284 --> 00:50:40,367
Yeah, yeah.
1244
00:50:40,452 --> 00:50:42,286
So I got a question for you.
Okay.
1245
00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:44,997
What is it like
graduating?
1246
00:50:45,081 --> 00:50:47,166
Well, um,
1247
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,376
the ceremony was lovely.
1248
00:50:49,461 --> 00:50:52,004
Uh, my parents
flew in from Boston.
1249
00:50:52,088 --> 00:50:54,506
I meant.., I mean, like
um, what comes after?
1250
00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:57,593
Like the rest
of your life?
1251
00:50:57,677 --> 00:50:59,887
Yeah. I mean, isn't it...
1252
00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:01,638
It's terrifying, right?
1253
00:51:01,723 --> 00:51:04,266
No, I mean, you don't have
to figure it out right away.
1254
00:51:04,351 --> 00:51:06,101
There's plenty of time.
1255
00:51:06,186 --> 00:51:08,145
Yeah, I just wish it
was a little more clear,
1256
00:51:08,229 --> 00:51:09,646
you know, like football.
It's just simple.
1257
00:51:09,731 --> 00:51:11,398
It kind of is.
It's a game of inches.
1258
00:51:11,483 --> 00:51:13,067
I mean, you take it
one play at a time, right?
1259
00:51:13,151 --> 00:51:15,027
You don't think about
what you're gonna be doing
1260
00:51:15,111 --> 00:51:17,529
in the fourth quarter when
you're in the first, right?
1261
00:51:17,614 --> 00:51:18,655
Yeah.
1262
00:51:19,115 --> 00:51:20,074
Sorry.
1263
00:51:20,158 --> 00:51:21,700
That was lame. That was...
1264
00:51:21,785 --> 00:51:23,827
No. No, no, no.
Oh, my God, no.
1265
00:51:23,912 --> 00:51:25,245
It's okay
No, no, no.
1266
00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:26,747
Look, uh,
sports metaphors,
1267
00:51:26,831 --> 00:51:29,500
that's... That's
my love language.
1268
00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:31,710
Phew! (LAUGHS)
1269
00:51:38,218 --> 00:51:40,302
Heh.
1270
00:51:40,387 --> 00:51:42,304
Um...
1271
00:51:42,389 --> 00:51:44,848
I need to tell you
something.
1272
00:51:44,933 --> 00:51:48,310
Uh, can you tell me after?
1273
00:51:48,395 --> 00:51:49,478
Yeah.
Okay.
1274
00:51:49,562 --> 00:51:52,106
Well, look what
we have here.
1275
00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:53,941
Hi, Dick.
1276
00:51:54,025 --> 00:51:55,442
It's not weird
when you do that.
1277
00:51:55,527 --> 00:51:58,112
You do realize
we're twins, Fuller.
1278
00:51:58,196 --> 00:52:00,114
We share DNA,
1279
00:52:00,198 --> 00:52:02,116
so when you're
all up in her mouth space
1280
00:52:02,283 --> 00:52:02,866
like that,
1281
00:52:02,951 --> 00:52:05,077
it's just like you're
doing it with me.
1282
00:52:05,161 --> 00:52:06,286
(LAUGHTER)
1283
00:52:06,371 --> 00:52:08,288
How do I taste,
Fuller, huh?
1284
00:52:08,373 --> 00:52:09,665
Do I taste like Dick?
1285
00:52:09,749 --> 00:52:10,749
You taste like dick?
1286
00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:13,752
No. I'm Dick. Shut up.
1287
00:52:13,837 --> 00:52:15,170
I'll tell you what
I don't taste like,
1288
00:52:15,255 --> 00:52:16,755
cranapple juice boxes.
1289
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,174
I'm sorry
I missed your game.
1290
00:52:19,259 --> 00:52:20,467
It's cool.
1291
00:52:20,552 --> 00:52:22,136
Just a minor
sibling betrayal.
1292
00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:23,679
We still won
despite lack
1293
00:52:23,847 --> 00:52:25,180
of proper hydration.
1294
00:52:25,265 --> 00:52:26,807
How'd your team
fare, Fuller?
1295
00:52:26,891 --> 00:52:28,142
You put on
a failure clinic
1296
00:52:28,309 --> 00:52:29,143
like last week?
1297
00:52:29,227 --> 00:52:30,352
(LAUGHTER)
1298
00:52:30,437 --> 00:52:31,687
Uh, we won actually.
1299
00:52:31,771 --> 00:52:33,313
Yeah, beat the Oilers
by seven.
1300
00:52:33,398 --> 00:52:34,273
It was awesome.
1301
00:52:34,357 --> 00:52:35,899
The Oilers? Damn.
1302
00:52:35,984 --> 00:52:37,109
Right?
They're good.
1303
00:52:37,193 --> 00:52:38,318
Shut up, Ace.
1304
00:52:38,403 --> 00:52:39,695
What are you doing?
1305
00:52:39,779 --> 00:52:41,488
He was talking.
1306
00:52:41,573 --> 00:52:43,157
He was just...
1307
00:52:43,241 --> 00:52:45,325
Thank you.
1308
00:52:45,410 --> 00:52:47,035
Hey, Dick, do you
think you could
1309
00:52:47,203 --> 00:52:48,287
leave us alone now?
1310
00:52:48,371 --> 00:52:50,330
I need five more seconds
of intimidation staring.
1311
00:52:50,415 --> 00:52:52,291
Mm, no.
1312
00:52:53,293 --> 00:52:55,085
Now.
Fine.
1313
00:52:56,379 --> 00:52:57,754
But I'm telling Mom.
1314
00:52:59,215 --> 00:53:01,717
Oh, and, Fuller,
1315
00:53:01,801 --> 00:53:04,261
remember, even though
you may have won tonight,
1316
00:53:04,345 --> 00:53:06,513
you're still gonna
have to face me
1317
00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:07,973
and my boys again,
1318
00:53:08,057 --> 00:53:10,392
and we're gonna make
that last game
1319
00:53:10,477 --> 00:53:12,394
look like a prepubescent
tickle fight.
1320
00:53:12,479 --> 00:53:13,770
(FLICKING LIPS)
1321
00:53:13,855 --> 00:53:15,647
Why are you... Stop.
Is that you tickling?
1322
00:53:15,732 --> 00:53:17,941
Tickleboy!
(LAUGHTER)
1323
00:53:18,026 --> 00:53:19,026
Tickleboy.
1324
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,402
TITAN: Tickleboy!
Tickleboy?
1325
00:53:20,487 --> 00:53:21,528
Come on, brodeos.
1326
00:53:21,613 --> 00:53:23,238
Let's make like
Lil' Bow Wow
1327
00:53:23,323 --> 00:53:24,406
and ball bounce.
1328
00:53:24,491 --> 00:53:26,033
(SIGHS)
It's Roll Bounce.
1329
00:53:26,117 --> 00:53:27,534
That doesn't make
any sense.
1330
00:53:27,619 --> 00:53:31,371
Rolls don't bounce.
Balls do. Idiot.
1331
00:53:31,456 --> 00:53:32,539
It is
Roll Bounce.
1332
00:53:32,624 --> 00:53:33,874
DICK: Come on, Ace!
1333
00:53:34,876 --> 00:53:36,418
Wow.
1334
00:53:36,503 --> 00:53:37,669
Yeah.
1335
00:53:39,964 --> 00:53:43,300
So, uh, where were we?
1336
00:53:43,384 --> 00:53:45,177
I think you said
1337
00:53:45,261 --> 00:53:47,221
you had something
you wanted to tell me.
1338
00:53:49,265 --> 00:53:50,265
Nope.
1339
00:53:50,350 --> 00:53:51,391
No?
1340
00:53:51,476 --> 00:53:53,018
No.
1341
00:53:53,102 --> 00:53:55,312
You sure?
Yeah.
1342
00:53:55,396 --> 00:53:57,356
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1343
00:54:02,111 --> 00:54:03,862
♪ Bad timing for love
Yes!
1344
00:54:03,947 --> 00:54:05,239
Whoo! Whoo!Yeah!
1345
00:54:05,323 --> 00:54:08,659
♪ You caught meon your birthday
1346
00:54:09,369 --> 00:54:11,620
♪ I could feel your heart
1347
00:54:12,914 --> 00:54:16,333
♪ Break into a hundred pieces
1348
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:18,085
(PANTHERS CHEERING)
1349
00:54:18,169 --> 00:54:21,213
♪ We were too torn apart
1350
00:54:22,465 --> 00:54:25,717
♪ Now it seems so senseless
1351
00:54:25,802 --> 00:54:27,594
♪ And if we're clever
1352
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:29,721
♪ We'll put it together
1353
00:54:29,806 --> 00:54:32,391
♪ It may be forever
1354
00:54:32,475 --> 00:54:34,017
(CHEERING)
1355
00:54:34,102 --> 00:54:35,602
♪ We made it, made it
1356
00:54:35,687 --> 00:54:37,437
♪ Made it before
1357
00:54:37,522 --> 00:54:40,315
♪ I know that we canmake it again
1358
00:54:41,484 --> 00:54:43,402
♪ We made it, made it
1359
00:54:43,486 --> 00:54:44,611
♪ Made it before...
1360
00:54:44,696 --> 00:54:45,821
I'm excited.
1361
00:54:45,905 --> 00:54:48,323
♪ We can make it again
1362
00:54:49,325 --> 00:54:50,659
♪ Down on my luck...
1363
00:54:50,743 --> 00:54:51,743
You're gonna run it?
1364
00:54:51,828 --> 00:54:53,161
That's how
this is gonna go?
1365
00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:54,454
You're not
even blocking.
1366
00:54:54,539 --> 00:54:55,789
Going right here?
Come on
1367
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,626
♪ Thought you'd given me up
1368
00:54:59,711 --> 00:55:03,380
♪ Like a rhymethat needs no reason
1369
00:55:03,464 --> 00:55:05,090
(CHEERING)
1370
00:55:06,384 --> 00:55:08,677
♪ I want you enough
1371
00:55:08,761 --> 00:55:09,928
(LAUGHING)
1372
00:55:10,013 --> 00:55:12,514
♪ To keep my life untangled
1373
00:55:13,808 --> 00:55:15,475
♪ If we are clever
1374
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,060
Yeah!Touchdown!
1375
00:55:17,145 --> 00:55:19,479
♪ 'Cause it may be forever
1376
00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:23,775
♪ We made it, made it,made it...
1377
00:55:25,361 --> 00:55:26,653
(DICK LAUGHING)
1378
00:55:26,738 --> 00:55:28,405
What up, players?
(SOBBING)
1379
00:55:28,489 --> 00:55:30,449
Double D, Dick Downs here.
Don't do it, Dick.
1380
00:55:30,533 --> 00:55:32,659
Just got a full scholarshipto play college ball.
1381
00:55:32,744 --> 00:55:34,911
And this right hereis my sweet new ride...
1382
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:35,787
Don't do it.
1383
00:55:35,872 --> 00:55:37,998
...the alumni justgave me for free.
1384
00:55:38,082 --> 00:55:39,708
And guess what.Right now,
1385
00:55:39,792 --> 00:55:42,294
got a new car,feeling like a star.
1386
00:55:42,378 --> 00:55:43,962
No.
Let's ghost ride! (LAUGHS)
1387
00:55:44,047 --> 00:55:45,589
No, don't do it.
Just get in the car,
1388
00:55:45,757 --> 00:55:46,340
and go home.
1389
00:55:46,424 --> 00:55:48,467
Oh. Oh. (LAUGHING)
1390
00:55:48,551 --> 00:55:50,385
Oh, no, no, just...
1391
00:55:50,470 --> 00:55:52,012
Just go dance
somewhere else.
1392
00:55:52,096 --> 00:55:53,680
I'm gonna liveforever, baby!
1393
00:55:53,765 --> 00:55:55,932
Oh, no.Dick is on the roof.
1394
00:55:56,017 --> 00:55:57,517
(GASPS) Oh, no.
Ghost ride that whip.
1395
00:55:57,602 --> 00:55:58,685
You're on the roof.
1396
00:55:58,770 --> 00:56:00,687
Ghost ride that... Ohh.
1397
00:56:00,772 --> 00:56:02,522
Oh, no. Ahh!
1398
00:56:02,607 --> 00:56:04,316
(YELLS)
(SOBBING)
1399
00:56:04,901 --> 00:56:06,360
(SCREAMING)
1400
00:56:06,444 --> 00:56:09,112
Oh, no! My leg! Aah!
1401
00:56:09,197 --> 00:56:11,531
Duke is gonna kill me!
Get up, you pussy.
1402
00:56:11,616 --> 00:56:12,741
Get up, you pussy.
1403
00:56:12,825 --> 00:56:14,493
I got a box of steroidsin the backseat of my car.
1404
00:56:14,577 --> 00:56:16,370
Dude, stop filming!
1405
00:56:16,454 --> 00:56:17,788
Go get 'em, dude!
1406
00:56:19,457 --> 00:56:21,416
Dick.
Whoa! Ace!
1407
00:56:21,501 --> 00:56:23,543
I put a scrunchie
on the door!
1408
00:56:23,628 --> 00:56:26,088
Can't you see I'm reliving
my past failures to ensure
1409
00:56:26,255 --> 00:56:27,172
my future success?
1410
00:56:27,256 --> 00:56:29,591
Yeah. Sorry. I just
want to let you know
1411
00:56:29,676 --> 00:56:31,218
the Panthers
won again tonight.
1412
00:56:31,302 --> 00:56:32,844
They, um,
made the playoffs.
1413
00:56:32,929 --> 00:56:35,138
Who gives a shit?
1414
00:56:35,223 --> 00:56:37,224
I'm just...
I'm just worried.
1415
00:56:37,308 --> 00:56:40,560
They've gotten
really good.
1416
00:56:40,645 --> 00:56:41,812
They're impenetrable.
1417
00:56:42,438 --> 00:56:43,438
(SCOFFS)
1418
00:56:43,523 --> 00:56:44,940
Trust me, Ace.
1419
00:56:45,024 --> 00:56:46,650
I'll penetrate them.
1420
00:56:46,734 --> 00:56:48,068
How?
1421
00:56:48,152 --> 00:56:49,361
Oh, I don't know.
1422
00:56:50,655 --> 00:56:52,030
Sneak up on them
1423
00:56:52,115 --> 00:56:54,408
and ruin their hopes
and dreams?
1424
00:56:55,868 --> 00:56:57,536
Like a ghost.
1425
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,246
Heh.
1426
00:57:00,623 --> 00:57:01,915
Heh.
1427
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,042
What was that?
Nothing. I was...
1428
00:57:04,127 --> 00:57:06,586
Get out of my room, dude!
Okay.
1429
00:57:06,671 --> 00:57:07,963
Do you understand...
Do you understand who...
1430
00:57:08,047 --> 00:57:09,047
Don't do that to me.
1431
00:57:09,132 --> 00:57:10,549
I'm gonna go.
1432
00:57:11,718 --> 00:57:12,968
This never happened!
1433
00:57:13,052 --> 00:57:15,345
(CHEERING)
1434
00:57:17,515 --> 00:57:18,765
Yeah!
All right.
1435
00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:20,183
Chug time.
1436
00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:21,435
We did it, man!
1437
00:57:21,519 --> 00:57:22,477
Couldn't have done it
without you.
1438
00:57:22,562 --> 00:57:24,104
Dude, nothing
can stop us now.
1439
00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:26,481
Boo. Heh heh heh.
1440
00:57:26,566 --> 00:57:28,191
Can we join the party?
1441
00:57:28,276 --> 00:57:30,444
We weren't expecting
the male strippers
1442
00:57:30,611 --> 00:57:31,403
until later.
1443
00:57:31,487 --> 00:57:33,155
That's funny,
because you're stripped
1444
00:57:33,322 --> 00:57:34,573
of your ability to walk.
1445
00:57:34,657 --> 00:57:36,450
That is not
a proportional response.
1446
00:57:36,534 --> 00:57:37,576
(LAUGHING)
1447
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,327
You got a problem,
Lindsay Brohan?
1448
00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:41,037
No problem at all,
Brosario Dawson.
1449
00:57:41,122 --> 00:57:43,623
We were just looking
for a sausage festival.
1450
00:57:43,708 --> 00:57:45,000
Dick, you should leave.
1451
00:57:45,084 --> 00:57:46,626
You know, Fuller,
my sister
1452
00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:48,503
did always have a thing
for spineless pussies
1453
00:57:48,588 --> 00:57:49,588
who are inadvertently
responsible
1454
00:57:49,672 --> 00:57:50,839
for crippling
their best friend.
1455
00:57:50,923 --> 00:57:52,174
What do you want, Dick?
1456
00:57:53,176 --> 00:57:54,634
I just wanted
to be courteous
1457
00:57:54,719 --> 00:57:55,969
and introduce you
to the newest member
1458
00:57:56,137 --> 00:57:56,595
of our team.
1459
00:57:56,679 --> 00:57:58,346
We recruited him
a couple days ago.
1460
00:57:58,431 --> 00:58:00,015
Now, he's
a little bit shy,
1461
00:58:00,099 --> 00:58:02,893
so make him
feel welcome, okay?
1462
00:58:02,977 --> 00:58:04,478
Thad!
1463
00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:09,858
What is that?
1464
00:58:09,942 --> 00:58:12,444
Looks like a dad-gum horse
from the farm.
1465
00:58:12,528 --> 00:58:14,070
That's Thad
''Rufio'' Johnson.
1466
00:58:14,155 --> 00:58:15,280
He's the toughest
linebacker
1467
00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:16,239
in the NFL, man.
1468
00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:17,824
He's got
seven Pro Bowls,
1469
00:58:17,909 --> 00:58:19,451
two Defensive Player
of the Year awards
1470
00:58:19,535 --> 00:58:20,702
And a Super Bowl
with Green Bay.
1471
00:58:21,329 --> 00:58:22,662
He got kicked out
last year for
1472
00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:23,663
substance abuse.
1473
00:58:23,748 --> 00:58:25,749
I'm sure you all heard
about the substance-abuse
1474
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:26,500
controversy.
1475
00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:29,294
Well, with a little
spare time on his hands,
1476
00:58:29,378 --> 00:58:31,630
Thad decided to make
his gam-gam happy
1477
00:58:31,714 --> 00:58:33,048
and go back to college.
1478
00:58:33,132 --> 00:58:36,468
I ran into him a couple
of weeks ago on campus,
1479
00:58:36,552 --> 00:58:38,053
and we hit it off!
1480
00:58:38,137 --> 00:58:40,680
(LAUGHS) Turns out he
was looking for an outlet
1481
00:58:40,765 --> 00:58:42,766
for his rampant,
unchecked aggression.
1482
00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:45,143
Dude, you can’t just recruit
a former NFL superstar to be
1483
00:58:45,311 --> 00:58:46,311
on your football team.
1484
00:58:46,395 --> 00:58:48,021
Oh, sure you can.
I know, because
1485
00:58:48,189 --> 00:58:49,314
I read the rule book
1486
00:58:49,398 --> 00:58:50,857
like I do
an issue of Maxim.
1487
00:58:50,942 --> 00:58:52,067
Cover to cover
on the elliptical
1488
00:58:52,235 --> 00:58:53,318
while watching Entourage.
1489
00:58:53,402 --> 00:58:55,612
And the rules state
that the only qualifications
1490
00:58:55,696 --> 00:58:59,324
to be in the league is
to be a registered student,
1491
00:58:59,408 --> 00:59:01,701
which Thad is.
Right, Thad?
1492
00:59:01,786 --> 00:59:03,703
(GROWLS)
1493
00:59:03,788 --> 00:59:06,540
Oh, speaking of rules,
1494
00:59:06,624 --> 00:59:09,876
this is an official document
from the university.
1495
00:59:09,961 --> 00:59:12,295
Should I read it
aloud, Ace?
1496
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:14,297
Oh, I think
you should, Dick.
1497
00:59:14,382 --> 00:59:16,925
I think that's a good idea.
1498
00:59:17,009 --> 00:59:20,720
It reads, ''Dear
Mr. Grant Rosenfalis... ''
1499
00:59:20,805 --> 00:59:22,013
That's you.
1500
00:59:22,098 --> 00:59:23,932
''We regret to inform you
1501
00:59:24,016 --> 00:59:27,310
''that due to your refusal
to pay tuition,
1502
00:59:27,395 --> 00:59:29,980
''you are no longer
a registered student
1503
00:59:30,147 --> 00:59:31,606
at this university.''
1504
00:59:31,691 --> 00:59:35,026
Oooooh.
1505
00:59:37,697 --> 00:59:38,905
You know
what that means?
1506
00:59:38,990 --> 00:59:41,658
Yeah, it means
I owe Caleb 10 bucks,
1507
00:59:41,742 --> 00:59:43,451
because we made a bet
that you were illiterate.
1508
00:59:43,536 --> 00:59:45,745
Oh, I'm literate
and I can read,
1509
00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:47,664
and I'm a student,
unlike Grant,
1510
00:59:47,748 --> 00:59:49,624
and since he's
on your official roster
1511
00:59:49,709 --> 00:59:50,959
as a team member,
you're boned.
1512
00:59:51,043 --> 00:59:52,627
I boned you. (LAUGHS)
1513
00:59:53,087 --> 00:59:55,338
That can't be right.
1514
00:59:55,423 --> 00:59:56,923
It is.
1515
00:59:57,008 --> 00:59:59,843
You either have to
kick him off the team
1516
00:59:59,927 --> 01:00:00,969
or forfeit.
1517
01:00:01,053 --> 01:00:02,137
CALEB: Grant.
1518
01:00:02,221 --> 01:00:03,805
Let me go.
1519
01:00:03,890 --> 01:00:04,931
Can't you do something?
1520
01:00:05,016 --> 01:00:06,600
Sorry, Fuller.
She's an adult,
1521
01:00:06,684 --> 01:00:07,726
and adults
do their jobs,
1522
01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:10,020
even when it
crushes their soul.
1523
01:00:10,104 --> 01:00:12,981
Oh, speaking
of crushing souls,
1524
01:00:13,065 --> 01:00:15,692
bring her in! (CHUCKLES)
1525
01:00:15,776 --> 01:00:17,569
Oh.
Is this the...
1526
01:00:17,653 --> 01:00:19,237
What is my surprise?
(DICK BABBLES)
1527
01:00:19,322 --> 01:00:21,740
I got... (SCREAMS)
Oh!
1528
01:00:21,824 --> 01:00:22,866
(LAUGHS)
1529
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:24,367
It's Caleb.
1530
01:00:24,452 --> 01:00:26,995
Caleb is
my surprise.
1531
01:00:27,079 --> 01:00:29,623
VICKY: What a hard surprise.
Yeah.
1532
01:00:29,707 --> 01:00:32,584
Mmm. (KISSES)
1533
01:00:32,668 --> 01:00:35,670
Heh heh, I thought
you were at LSAT class.
1534
01:00:35,755 --> 01:00:38,006
Who's she?
Who am I?
1535
01:00:38,090 --> 01:00:43,720
I'm the girl
who gave him this thing,
1536
01:00:43,804 --> 01:00:44,804
which is...
1537
01:00:44,889 --> 01:00:46,264
Caleb,
where's your ring?
1538
01:00:46,349 --> 01:00:47,641
This is a contract
for a wedding chapel
1539
01:00:47,725 --> 01:00:50,769
for one Caleb Fuller
and Vicky Albrects
1540
01:00:50,853 --> 01:00:53,605
on November 30th
of this year.
1541
01:00:58,736 --> 01:01:01,029
You're engaged.
1542
01:01:01,113 --> 01:01:03,073
I prefer the term betrothed...
Okay.
1543
01:01:03,157 --> 01:01:04,449
...and, yes,
we are betrothed,
1544
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:05,825
and I'm sorry.
Who are you?
1545
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:08,620
Who am I?
1546
01:01:10,748 --> 01:01:12,916
Was I just one last fling
before you go?
1547
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,752
No. Meredith...
1548
01:01:19,924 --> 01:01:20,840
No, thanks.
1549
01:01:22,093 --> 01:01:23,760
You are not a man.
1550
01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,055
You're a bacterium.
1551
01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,476
(CRYING)
There's no wedding.
1552
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,020
You're a douche.
(SNICKERS)
1553
01:01:34,105 --> 01:01:36,022
A big douche.
1554
01:01:36,107 --> 01:01:37,649
(LAUGHING)
1555
01:01:39,819 --> 01:01:41,319
Yay!
1556
01:01:42,321 --> 01:01:44,364
You've been ghosted.
1557
01:01:44,448 --> 01:01:47,784
Care to say anything ominous
before we leave, Thad?
1558
01:01:48,411 --> 01:01:49,452
Ciao.
1559
01:01:49,537 --> 01:01:51,037
In case you didn't know,
1560
01:01:51,122 --> 01:01:53,665
that's French
for ''raising the stakes.''
1561
01:01:53,749 --> 01:01:54,708
Uhh!
1562
01:01:56,252 --> 01:01:57,252
Get out of here.
1563
01:01:57,336 --> 01:01:59,087
Go. Go.
1564
01:02:02,008 --> 01:02:03,216
Dick.
1565
01:02:09,807 --> 01:02:12,851
Well, Bill, one more game left
until the playoffs
1566
01:02:12,935 --> 01:02:14,602
and the Panthers
are a shoo-in
1567
01:02:14,687 --> 01:02:17,272
but tonight, they're not
getting any favors
1568
01:02:17,356 --> 01:02:19,774
from the all-female team,
the Maneaters.
1569
01:02:19,859 --> 01:02:22,068
I'm gonna euthanize
your grandma!
1570
01:02:22,153 --> 01:02:23,778
Aah!
1571
01:02:23,863 --> 01:02:25,697
And with
no Grant Rosenfalis,
1572
01:02:25,781 --> 01:02:26,906
they're not looking
good out there.
1573
01:02:26,991 --> 01:02:28,908
♪ Ah, ah ah ah
1574
01:02:28,993 --> 01:02:30,785
♪ Ah ah ah
1575
01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:32,203
♪ Ah ah
1576
01:02:32,288 --> 01:02:34,956
♪ Here you are at the start
1577
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,082
Focus.
1578
01:02:36,167 --> 01:02:37,751
♪ Everything is so great
1579
01:02:37,835 --> 01:02:39,169
♪ A new house...
1580
01:02:39,253 --> 01:02:40,587
They're eating men
1581
01:02:40,671 --> 01:02:42,130
and shitting out
touchdowns.
1582
01:02:42,214 --> 01:02:43,757
Touchdown Maneaters!
1583
01:02:43,841 --> 01:02:46,968
And I'm getting more and
more turned on by the second.
1584
01:02:47,053 --> 01:02:48,762
♪ A wife at the gate...
1585
01:02:48,846 --> 01:02:51,514
Wow, that does not look
like the same Panther team.
1586
01:02:51,599 --> 01:02:53,558
Come on, Vinnie! Get your
head in the game, man.
1587
01:02:53,642 --> 01:02:55,185
You been griping all season.
Back off, Hank.
1588
01:02:55,269 --> 01:02:57,937
Look, I don't want to lose
to a bunch of chicks.
1589
01:02:58,022 --> 01:02:59,189
Who you
calling chicks?
1590
01:02:59,273 --> 01:03:01,816
Okay, sweetheart,
baby-doll,
1591
01:03:01,901 --> 01:03:04,736
the big, strong guys are gonna
have a conversation now,
1592
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:08,114
so why don't you just
Brosie Bro'Donnell away?
1593
01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:09,616
Oh!
Oh!
1594
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:10,825
Whoa!
Oh!
1595
01:03:13,996 --> 01:03:15,955
Did you just punch me
in the face?
1596
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,665
Oh!
Oh!
1597
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,709
Ohh. (GASPS)
1598
01:03:20,044 --> 01:03:22,462
(WINCES)
1599
01:03:22,546 --> 01:03:26,382
I have done a lot of
terrible things in my life,
1600
01:03:26,467 --> 01:03:30,553
but I am not
gonna punch a girl!
1601
01:03:30,638 --> 01:03:31,679
Hyah!
1602
01:03:31,764 --> 01:03:32,806
Whoa!
Yeah!
1603
01:03:32,890 --> 01:03:33,890
What the hell, man?
1604
01:03:33,974 --> 01:03:35,350
Hey, I said
I wasn't gonna punch.
1605
01:03:35,434 --> 01:03:37,769
Ohh!
Fight!
1606
01:03:37,853 --> 01:03:38,937
No, no, no, no!
1607
01:03:39,021 --> 01:03:40,021
What's happening? Ohh!
1608
01:03:40,106 --> 01:03:41,439
DAN: It's
an all-out brawl!
1609
01:03:41,524 --> 01:03:43,942
Oh, you hate to see the game
degraded to this level, Bill.
1610
01:03:44,026 --> 01:03:45,151
(SCREAMING)
(TASER CRACKLING)
1611
01:03:45,236 --> 01:03:46,236
(SHRIEKS)
1612
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,988
(SINGER VOCALIZING)
1613
01:03:49,073 --> 01:03:50,907
(ALL GRUNTING, YELLING)
1614
01:03:54,245 --> 01:03:55,829
(GUNSHOT)
1615
01:03:55,913 --> 01:03:57,622
(MUSIC STOPS)
(COUGHING)
1616
01:03:57,706 --> 01:03:59,374
Who started this?
1617
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,042
Those girls are crazy,
Officer. Uh-huh.
1618
01:04:01,127 --> 01:04:02,836
One of 'em threatened
to violate my nana.
1619
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,420
Uh-huh.
Sure, she did, son.
1620
01:04:04,505 --> 01:04:06,047
Sure, she did.
1621
01:04:06,132 --> 01:04:07,215
Damn it.
1622
01:04:07,299 --> 01:04:09,259
My dad's gonna
kill me, Hank.
1623
01:04:09,343 --> 01:04:12,220
I never been to jail before.
What are we gonna do?
1624
01:04:12,304 --> 01:04:15,265
You just gotta establish
dominance as soon as possible.
1625
01:04:16,142 --> 01:04:17,559
Follow my lead.
1626
01:04:23,482 --> 01:04:24,482
What are you
in for, kiddo?
1627
01:04:24,567 --> 01:04:26,401
Murder, grandpa bitch.
Yaah!
1628
01:04:26,485 --> 01:04:28,069
Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!
1629
01:04:28,154 --> 01:04:29,195
(MUSIC RESUMES)
1630
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,197
(ALL YELLING, GRUNTING)
1631
01:04:31,282 --> 01:04:32,657
Okay, I don't
want to fight.
1632
01:04:32,741 --> 01:04:35,451
I got no beef
with anybody.
1633
01:04:36,579 --> 01:04:38,830
Hope you like AIDS,
amigo.
1634
01:04:38,914 --> 01:04:40,540
(GROANS)
1635
01:04:40,624 --> 01:04:42,625
Why would I like AIDS?
1636
01:04:42,710 --> 01:04:43,835
(SINGER VOCALIZING)
1637
01:04:46,005 --> 01:04:48,006
(WHIMPERING)
1638
01:04:49,967 --> 01:04:51,050
(GUNSHOT)
1639
01:04:51,135 --> 01:04:52,010
(MUSIC STOPS)
1640
01:04:52,094 --> 01:04:53,553
Panthers...
1641
01:04:53,637 --> 01:04:54,762
You made bail!
1642
01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:56,222
(GROANS)
1643
01:04:56,307 --> 01:04:57,432
Yo! Yo, yo, yo.
1644
01:04:57,516 --> 01:05:00,476
Hey, you gonna be all right,
Georgie. You hear me?
1645
01:05:00,561 --> 01:05:01,936
Hang in there,
buddy.
1646
01:05:02,021 --> 01:05:03,104
Caleb?
1647
01:05:04,315 --> 01:05:05,565
Vicky.
1648
01:05:05,649 --> 01:05:07,525
I came
as soon as I heard.
1649
01:05:08,611 --> 01:05:09,861
Have you sustained
1650
01:05:09,945 --> 01:05:11,446
any long-term
psychological damage
1651
01:05:11,530 --> 01:05:13,114
during your time
in the hole?
1652
01:05:13,199 --> 01:05:16,117
No, there's no hole.
1653
01:05:16,202 --> 01:05:18,161
This is a drunk tank.
1654
01:05:18,245 --> 01:05:20,705
Is this
what the DMV is like?
1655
01:05:20,789 --> 01:05:21,915
Okay.
1656
01:05:21,999 --> 01:05:23,249
See? I told you.
1657
01:05:23,334 --> 01:05:24,667
I told you
this would happen.
1658
01:05:24,752 --> 01:05:26,127
I told you
you would skip class
1659
01:05:26,212 --> 01:05:27,462
and then you would
cheat on me
1660
01:05:27,546 --> 01:05:29,047
with someone who looks
like my cousin Maevid
1661
01:05:29,131 --> 01:05:30,173
and that I would
1662
01:05:30,341 --> 01:05:33,092
have to bail your
perfect ass out of jail.
1663
01:05:33,177 --> 01:05:36,095
Vicky.
And looky what happened.
1664
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:37,889
You jeopardized
our future.
1665
01:05:37,973 --> 01:05:39,682
What future?
1666
01:05:39,767 --> 01:05:42,685
(SIGHS)
I spoke to Father,
1667
01:05:42,770 --> 01:05:45,897
and he thinks that you
deserve another chance.
1668
01:05:45,981 --> 01:05:46,981
Vicky...
1669
01:05:47,066 --> 01:05:48,483
If...
Okay.
1670
01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:51,361
If you cut it out
1671
01:05:51,445 --> 01:05:54,781
with this
intramural football shit,
1672
01:05:54,865 --> 01:05:56,741
because our life together,
1673
01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:59,744
buster,
that ain't no game.
1674
01:05:59,828 --> 01:06:01,120
HANK: Caleb.
1675
01:06:01,205 --> 01:06:03,414
Hank, I'm trying to deal
with this right now
1676
01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:05,625
It's Grant,
his trailer.
1677
01:06:05,709 --> 01:06:09,087
Something happened,
and it's bad.
1678
01:06:09,171 --> 01:06:11,798
(SIRENS BLARING)
1679
01:06:13,676 --> 01:06:15,134
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
1680
01:06:15,219 --> 01:06:16,970
No, no, no, no, no.
1681
01:06:18,097 --> 01:06:19,722
He's dead.
1682
01:06:19,807 --> 01:06:22,308
Hey, guys,
need you to stay back.
1683
01:06:22,393 --> 01:06:23,351
This is
a restricted area.
1684
01:06:24,895 --> 01:06:25,979
Did he suffer?
1685
01:06:26,063 --> 01:06:27,355
Huh? Oh.
1686
01:06:27,439 --> 01:06:28,940
(LAUGHS) Absolutely.
1687
01:06:29,024 --> 01:06:31,192
Probably could have
escaped, too, but, uh,
1688
01:06:31,277 --> 01:06:33,236
place wasn't
too wheelchair friendly.
1689
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,072
You know, I'm just
a simple fireman,
1690
01:06:36,156 --> 01:06:38,992
but whoever inadvertently
caused his paralysis
1691
01:06:39,076 --> 01:06:42,745
is in a way also partly
responsible for his death.
1692
01:06:42,830 --> 01:06:45,164
But not all bad news.
1693
01:06:45,249 --> 01:06:47,166
I did find these
at the scene.
1694
01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:48,334
Hey, come on, man.
1695
01:06:48,419 --> 01:06:51,004
It's not just a free-for-all.
1696
01:06:51,088 --> 01:06:52,588
They're Grant's aviators.
1697
01:06:52,673 --> 01:06:55,049
They're completely
unscathed.
1698
01:06:55,134 --> 01:06:56,551
So I guess those
are, like, uh,
1699
01:06:56,635 --> 01:06:58,177
pretty symbolic
of your dead friend?
1700
01:06:58,262 --> 01:06:59,470
Would you shut up?
1701
01:07:00,097 --> 01:07:02,390
Sorry. Not my place.
1702
01:07:02,474 --> 01:07:04,017
Grant's dead.
1703
01:07:04,101 --> 01:07:05,435
He's dead.
1704
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:07,186
What are we gonna do?
1705
01:07:08,105 --> 01:07:09,147
We have to forfeit.
1706
01:07:09,231 --> 01:07:10,565
Are you kidding me?
1707
01:07:10,649 --> 01:07:12,191
How are we supposed
to play tomorrow
1708
01:07:12,276 --> 01:07:13,860
with Grant's death
hanging over our heads?
1709
01:07:13,944 --> 01:07:15,570
This isn't
your fault, Caleb.
1710
01:07:15,654 --> 01:07:17,655
I didn't say
it was my fault.
1711
01:07:17,740 --> 01:07:19,657
Found the source
of the fire. Ha ha!
1712
01:07:19,742 --> 01:07:21,993
It's an old
laser-disc player.
1713
01:07:22,077 --> 01:07:24,704
Looks like he had a copy
of the original Rocky
1714
01:07:24,872 --> 01:07:25,580
in it, too.
1715
01:07:25,664 --> 01:07:28,041
Ha. Great flick.
Heh heh.
1716
01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:30,793
''Yo, Adrian!''
(LAUGHING)
1717
01:07:30,878 --> 01:07:33,212
Look, you guys
got one more week
1718
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,048
before the playoffs,
1719
01:07:35,132 --> 01:07:37,467
but you're gonna have
to find another man,
1720
01:07:37,634 --> 01:07:38,593
because I quit.
1721
01:07:38,677 --> 01:07:39,093
Oh, no.
No,
1722
01:07:39,303 --> 01:07:40,803
you can't quit,
all right?
1723
01:07:40,888 --> 01:07:42,013
I mean, we need you.
1724
01:07:42,097 --> 01:07:44,265
No, you don't.
1725
01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:46,267
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
1726
01:07:46,352 --> 01:07:48,644
Let's let
the king of the babies
1727
01:07:48,729 --> 01:07:51,522
give a speech
to his baby servants.
1728
01:07:51,607 --> 01:07:53,524
''Wah wah,'' speech.
1729
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,409
You know, there's
a really scenic lake
1730
01:08:03,577 --> 01:08:05,119
about a mile up the way.
1731
01:08:05,204 --> 01:08:08,414
Could be a good place
for you to somberly reflect
1732
01:08:08,499 --> 01:08:11,084
on your friend's life
and tragic death.
1733
01:08:14,838 --> 01:08:16,923
I'll leave you to grieve.
1734
01:08:18,592 --> 01:08:20,093
(CHUCKLES)
1735
01:08:21,220 --> 01:08:23,179
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1736
01:08:28,977 --> 01:08:31,229
Why'd you have
to leave me, Grant?
1737
01:08:32,856 --> 01:08:35,358
♪ No, I'm not someone
1738
01:08:35,442 --> 01:08:37,443
♪ Someone to love
1739
01:08:37,528 --> 01:08:39,320
♪ I'm not someone
1740
01:08:39,405 --> 01:08:41,572
♪ Someone to love
1741
01:08:41,657 --> 01:08:44,867
♪ It hurts youwhen you see me
1742
01:08:44,952 --> 01:08:48,704
♪ It doesn't takethat much to know
1743
01:08:48,789 --> 01:08:51,457
♪ When you try to hide
1744
01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:54,293
♪ What's behind your eyes,I see
1745
01:08:55,546 --> 01:08:57,755
♪ What I've been missing
1746
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,508
♪ You're actinglike a stranger
1747
01:09:00,592 --> 01:09:01,676
(GASPS, CRYING)
1748
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,929
♪ Walking by meon the street
1749
01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:07,265
♪ But how can it be
1750
01:09:07,349 --> 01:09:09,517
♪ Just a day you known me
1751
01:09:09,601 --> 01:09:13,020
♪ I'm better thanyou know me now
1752
01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:17,316
♪ Oh, I'm through with romance
1753
01:09:17,401 --> 01:09:20,987
♪ I've said all I want to say
1754
01:09:21,071 --> 01:09:22,697
♪ No, don't get...
1755
01:09:22,781 --> 01:09:25,324
Hey, nice job,
Copperfail!
1756
01:09:27,703 --> 01:09:31,289
♪ I'm not lookingfor someone to love
1757
01:09:31,373 --> 01:09:33,332
♪ You're too good for me
1758
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:35,918
♪ And you'll always be,oh, baby
1759
01:09:36,003 --> 01:09:39,130
♪ I'm not lookingfor someone to love
1760
01:09:39,214 --> 01:09:41,215
♪ When you knowhow to leave me
1761
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:44,927
♪ Then you'll knowhow to please me tonight
1762
01:09:45,012 --> 01:09:48,139
Hey, you got that right.
1763
01:09:48,223 --> 01:09:49,724
♪ Some, some
1764
01:09:49,808 --> 01:09:52,351
♪ Someone to love
1765
01:09:52,436 --> 01:09:53,603
♪ Some, some
1766
01:09:53,687 --> 01:09:56,147
♪ Someone to love
1767
01:09:56,231 --> 01:09:57,773
♪ Some, some
1768
01:09:57,858 --> 01:09:59,775
♪ Someone to love
1769
01:10:06,450 --> 01:10:07,992
(MUSIC PLAYS)
1770
01:10:12,372 --> 01:10:14,916
Today, you are
taking the Law School
1771
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,375
Admissions Test.
1772
01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:18,461
You will have four hours.
1773
01:10:18,545 --> 01:10:19,921
Please begin.
1774
01:10:23,425 --> 01:10:25,885
(ALARM BELL RINGING)
1775
01:10:25,969 --> 01:10:30,389
Um, okay, uh,
outside, everyone.
1776
01:10:30,474 --> 01:10:31,265
Leave the tests.
1777
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:34,810
We should be able
to clear this up pretty soon.
1778
01:10:34,895 --> 01:10:37,104
(ALARM CONTINUES)
1779
01:10:42,653 --> 01:10:45,112
Psst!
1780
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:46,197
Psst!
1781
01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:49,116
Hank?
1782
01:10:52,538 --> 01:10:53,496
What are you
doing here?
1783
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:55,665
I pulled the fire alarm.
1784
01:10:55,749 --> 01:10:57,375
What?
Shut up, man.
1785
01:10:57,459 --> 01:10:59,293
Come on.
Why would you do that?
1786
01:10:59,378 --> 01:11:01,212
I had to, man.
Why?
1787
01:11:01,296 --> 01:11:04,006
Because you
can't do this, Caleb.
1788
01:11:04,091 --> 01:11:05,466
Hank, you and I
live together.
1789
01:11:05,551 --> 01:11:07,426
Why don't you
just talk to me then?
1790
01:11:07,511 --> 01:11:08,427
Because I'm a dick,
1791
01:11:08,512 --> 01:11:10,012
I'm totally
out of control,
1792
01:11:10,097 --> 01:11:12,431
I'm rude, I say
awful things about people,
1793
01:11:12,516 --> 01:11:14,141
but you've always
been cool to me, man.
1794
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:15,309
Hank, I appreciate
you coming down here
1795
01:11:15,519 --> 01:11:16,143
to say that, but...
1796
01:11:16,228 --> 01:11:17,019
Shut up!
I'm in the middle
1797
01:11:17,229 --> 01:11:17,728
of something.
1798
01:11:17,813 --> 01:11:20,398
Ah! There I go
being a dick again.
1799
01:11:20,566 --> 01:11:21,023
Okay.
1800
01:11:21,108 --> 01:11:23,317
Caleb, you have
to come back.
1801
01:11:23,402 --> 01:11:25,486
No, I can't.
1802
01:11:25,571 --> 01:11:28,447
Man, this team
is like the closest
1803
01:11:28,532 --> 01:11:30,324
I've ever been
to having real friends,
1804
01:11:30,409 --> 01:11:34,412
'cause you've given me a place
that I didn't have before
1805
01:11:34,496 --> 01:11:36,330
a place that I belong.
1806
01:11:36,415 --> 01:11:38,040
These moments
1807
01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:41,043
are the most precious gifts
we've been given,
1808
01:11:41,128 --> 01:11:45,089
the most sacred, and if
we turn our back on them,
1809
01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:51,262
that is when we
truly have nothing.
1810
01:11:51,346 --> 01:11:52,471
Is that a line from
The Sisterhood
1811
01:11:52,639 --> 01:11:53,514
of the Traveling Pants?
1812
01:11:53,599 --> 01:11:55,641
Shut up!
It's a great movie, man!
1813
01:11:55,726 --> 01:11:57,268
That's...
Awesome,
1814
01:11:57,352 --> 01:11:59,103
and that chick
from Gilmore Girls
1815
01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,479
is hot as hell, man,
1816
01:12:00,564 --> 01:12:01,647
and it's not because
she looks like a child.
1817
01:12:01,732 --> 01:12:03,316
It's not a good movie.
1818
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,067
Okay, the point is,
after college,
1819
01:12:05,152 --> 01:12:06,902
you got your whole life
figured out.
1820
01:12:07,738 --> 01:12:09,447
This is all I have.
1821
01:12:09,531 --> 01:12:11,657
(RADIO CHATTER)
1822
01:12:11,742 --> 01:12:13,451
Uh, I gotta go.
1823
01:12:13,535 --> 01:12:15,328
Did you start
a real fire?
1824
01:12:15,412 --> 01:12:16,579
What? No
it's not important.
1825
01:12:16,663 --> 01:12:18,205
Just be at the field
at 7:00 p.m. tonight.
1826
01:12:18,749 --> 01:12:19,832
Vicky and I
have the wedding
1827
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:20,708
shower tonight.
1828
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:23,669
Dude, you don't
want to marry her.
1829
01:12:23,754 --> 01:12:25,129
There you go
being a dick again.
1830
01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,297
No, man,
1831
01:12:26,381 --> 01:12:27,923
that's me
being a friend.
1832
01:12:28,008 --> 01:12:29,383
OFFICER:
Yeah, I've got him.
1833
01:12:29,468 --> 01:12:31,177
Ohh!
That's me being a dick.
1834
01:12:31,261 --> 01:12:32,470
Oh, my God.
1835
01:12:32,554 --> 01:12:35,014
(COUGHING)
Hey! Get back here!
1836
01:12:35,098 --> 01:12:37,975
Why would you do that?
(VEHICLE SIREN BLARING)
1837
01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:40,686
Sorry for
the false alarm, gang.
1838
01:12:40,771 --> 01:12:43,272
Please begin your tests.
1839
01:12:49,488 --> 01:12:50,821
(BELL RINGS)
1840
01:12:51,698 --> 01:12:53,449
Oh, my G.
1841
01:12:53,533 --> 01:12:54,241
Daddy.
Is this
1842
01:12:54,409 --> 01:12:56,535
a diamond-encrusted
serving tray?
1843
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:59,038
Not only that,
check the certificate
1844
01:12:59,206 --> 01:13:00,539
of authentication.
1845
01:13:00,624 --> 01:13:02,458
Ahh! You guys,
1846
01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:04,835
it's made with certified
blood diamonds.
1847
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:05,920
(GUESTS MURMURING)
1848
01:13:06,004 --> 01:13:07,713
I love blood diamonds.
1849
01:13:07,798 --> 01:13:09,340
That's not all.
1850
01:13:09,424 --> 01:13:12,259
Caleb, a spot just
opened up at our firm.
1851
01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:15,930
I had to fire two janitors
and a secretary to do it,
1852
01:13:16,014 --> 01:13:18,057
but it's yours
as soon as you graduate.
1853
01:13:18,141 --> 01:13:20,434
Thank you
so, so much.
1854
01:13:20,602 --> 01:13:21,352
Wooow.
1855
01:13:21,436 --> 01:13:24,271
Wow, wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow.
1856
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:25,564
All right.
1857
01:13:25,649 --> 01:13:26,816
Oh, Daddy.
1858
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:30,361
My God
what an occasion this is.
1859
01:13:30,445 --> 01:13:33,447
Okay, why don't we all
go to the veranda
1860
01:13:33,532 --> 01:13:36,033
for some champagne
and tofu tiramisu?
1861
01:13:36,076 --> 01:13:37,493
Actually, it seems
as though there's
1862
01:13:37,661 --> 01:13:38,411
one more present.
1863
01:13:38,495 --> 01:13:40,579
Ooh, a mystery gift.
1864
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:44,750
Plastic glasses.
1865
01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:46,502
That's dumb.
1866
01:13:46,586 --> 01:13:48,254
Who got me this?
1867
01:13:48,338 --> 01:13:49,463
Lame.
1868
01:13:49,548 --> 01:13:51,590
Okay, to the veranda we go.
1869
01:13:55,095 --> 01:13:56,512
No.
1870
01:13:56,596 --> 01:13:57,847
What do you mean ''no''?
1871
01:13:57,931 --> 01:13:59,473
Listen, everyone,
thank you so much
1872
01:13:59,558 --> 01:14:03,978
for all the gifts,
but, um, I can't.
1873
01:14:04,062 --> 01:14:05,187
VICKY: You can't what?
1874
01:14:05,272 --> 01:14:07,523
I have a game
to get to.
1875
01:14:07,607 --> 01:14:11,110
I thought you were done with
your intramural footballing.
1876
01:14:11,194 --> 01:14:12,862
I'm sorry.
1877
01:14:12,946 --> 01:14:15,614
I am just not ready.
1878
01:14:15,699 --> 01:14:16,657
It goes without saying
1879
01:14:16,742 --> 01:14:19,452
the job offer goes away
if you do this.
1880
01:14:19,536 --> 01:14:21,996
Yes, sir. Thank you,
1881
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,540
but, uh, I think
I'd rather not know
1882
01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,250
my future right now.
1883
01:14:28,962 --> 01:14:30,129
Caleb.
1884
01:14:30,213 --> 01:14:32,590
Caleb, don't go.
1885
01:14:32,674 --> 01:14:34,884
Caleb,
I'm pregnant!
1886
01:14:34,968 --> 01:14:36,719
(GUESTS MURMURING)
1887
01:14:37,888 --> 01:14:39,430
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
1888
01:14:39,514 --> 01:14:41,474
Oh, honey,
don't make this weirder.
1889
01:14:41,558 --> 01:14:42,850
That usually works.
1890
01:14:42,934 --> 01:14:44,018
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1891
01:14:44,102 --> 01:14:45,644
Five minutes
to game time,
1892
01:14:45,812 --> 01:14:46,479
Prancers.
1893
01:14:46,563 --> 01:14:47,646
It's Panthers.
1894
01:14:47,731 --> 01:14:49,231
I do not care.
1895
01:14:49,316 --> 01:14:50,441
I don't think
he's gonna show.
1896
01:14:50,525 --> 01:14:52,818
Well, maybe
we don't need him.
1897
01:14:52,903 --> 01:14:54,487
I wish Grant was here.
1898
01:14:54,571 --> 01:14:56,655
Grant is here.
1899
01:14:59,242 --> 01:15:02,077
He's all around us.
1900
01:15:02,162 --> 01:15:03,496
Caleb.
1901
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:05,664
Just in time, huh?
1902
01:15:05,749 --> 01:15:07,708
What's up, brother?
Real dramatic
1903
01:15:07,793 --> 01:15:09,835
Are you ready for this?
1904
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,086
Almost.
1905
01:15:11,171 --> 01:15:13,756
Gotta go take care
of one last thing.
1906
01:15:14,758 --> 01:15:16,509
What?
1907
01:15:18,136 --> 01:15:21,180
He just pumped us up
and then left?
1908
01:15:21,264 --> 01:15:23,349
That's pretty
badass, though.
1909
01:15:28,021 --> 01:15:29,563
Hey, Meredith.
1910
01:15:30,565 --> 01:15:32,274
I'm not talking to you.
1911
01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:34,985
Okay, that's fair.
1912
01:15:35,070 --> 01:15:36,487
You don't
have to say anything.
1913
01:15:36,571 --> 01:15:38,572
I just want you to know
that I'm really sorry
1914
01:15:38,657 --> 01:15:40,157
I didn't tell you
I was engaged.
1915
01:15:40,242 --> 01:15:41,742
That's awful.
1916
01:15:41,827 --> 01:15:43,994
I'm sorry.
1917
01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:46,121
That was
a difficult situation,
1918
01:15:46,206 --> 01:15:49,667
and I want you to know
it's over now, all right?
1919
01:15:49,751 --> 01:15:50,751
That's great.
1920
01:15:50,836 --> 01:15:55,548
Look, I got you
something, okay?
1921
01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:04,890
Is that the homeless
guy's teeth?
1922
01:16:04,975 --> 01:16:06,600
Yeah.
1923
01:16:06,685 --> 01:16:09,228
How'd you get this?
1924
01:16:09,312 --> 01:16:11,564
Ten bucks for his teeth.
1925
01:16:11,648 --> 01:16:12,648
Five.
1926
01:16:12,732 --> 01:16:15,025
Okay.
1927
01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:16,193
And here you are, good sir.
1928
01:16:16,278 --> 01:16:17,570
We prefer
direct deposit.
1929
01:16:17,654 --> 01:16:19,905
Like in your butt?
1930
01:16:19,990 --> 01:16:22,116
No, you freaking weirdo.
1931
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,326
Just give me your email.
I'll invoice you.
1932
01:16:24,411 --> 01:16:25,661
He had
an email address?
1933
01:16:25,745 --> 01:16:26,704
I know. Right?
1934
01:16:26,788 --> 01:16:28,622
How insane is that?
1935
01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:33,419
Look, I know
I don't deserve it,
1936
01:16:35,297 --> 01:16:38,257
but can you
just give me another shot
1937
01:16:38,341 --> 01:16:40,217
to try to win you back?
1938
01:16:40,302 --> 01:16:42,553
And how do you plan
on doing that?
1939
01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:46,557
You'll see.
1940
01:16:50,353 --> 01:16:51,770
I don't know
about you, Dan,
1941
01:16:51,855 --> 01:16:52,813
but other than
fair-trade hummus,
1942
01:16:52,898 --> 01:16:54,148
there's nothing
in this life
1943
01:16:54,232 --> 01:16:56,650
I love more than
intramural playoffs.
1944
01:16:56,735 --> 01:16:58,903
Whole Foods and Japanese
hookers for me.
1945
01:17:04,534 --> 01:17:06,577
Caleb Fullerwith the interception.
1946
01:17:08,788 --> 01:17:12,708
Thad ''Rufio'' Johnsonis a juggernaut.
1947
01:17:16,463 --> 01:17:18,631
Double hit,both men down.
1948
01:17:19,799 --> 01:17:23,344
Caleb Fuller hasthe eye of the tiger.
1949
01:17:37,275 --> 01:17:39,234
Welcome to
the pregame intramural
1950
01:17:39,402 --> 01:17:40,653
championship show,
1951
01:17:40,737 --> 01:17:42,112
Panthers versus Titans.
1952
01:17:42,197 --> 01:17:43,405
With me always is Bill.
1953
01:17:43,490 --> 01:17:45,741
Bill, the Titans have been
on a tear lately
1954
01:17:45,825 --> 01:17:48,077
with pick-up
of former NFL all-star
1955
01:17:48,244 --> 01:17:49,787
Thad ''Rufio''
Johnson.
1956
01:17:49,871 --> 01:17:51,455
Do you think
that the Panthers
1957
01:17:51,623 --> 01:17:52,873
can stop him tonight?
1958
01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:53,791
Highly unlikely, Dan.
1959
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,417
You see, had he
not been kicked out,
1960
01:17:55,502 --> 01:17:57,419
it's likely that Johnson
would have been looking
1961
01:17:57,504 --> 01:17:59,213
at another three yearsof NFL dominance.
1962
01:17:59,297 --> 01:18:01,632
Ah, so you're saying
it's a hopeless case?
1963
01:18:01,716 --> 01:18:02,883
Well, according
to my stepdad,
1964
01:18:02,968 --> 01:18:05,260
the only hopeless cases
are pussy liberals
1965
01:18:05,428 --> 01:18:05,886
and me.
1966
01:18:05,971 --> 01:18:08,389
He's a mean bastard,
and I don't understand
1967
01:18:08,556 --> 01:18:10,140
how Cheryl can stand him.
1968
01:18:10,225 --> 01:18:11,850
My mom's a saint,
but if the Panthers
1969
01:18:11,935 --> 01:18:13,644
have taught us anything
this season
1970
01:18:13,728 --> 01:18:16,146
it's thatanything is possible.
1971
01:18:16,231 --> 01:18:19,817
All right, men,
I got a few words.
1972
01:18:19,901 --> 01:18:23,278
It's speech time,
douche bags.
1973
01:18:23,363 --> 01:18:25,072
The last few months
have been the best
1974
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:25,823
of my life,
1975
01:18:25,907 --> 01:18:29,076
and this team,
you guys have meant
1976
01:18:29,244 --> 01:18:30,911
the world to me.
1977
01:18:30,996 --> 01:18:32,079
The majority of you,
1978
01:18:32,163 --> 01:18:35,374
I strongly dislike.
1979
01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,127
Chance, you have become
1980
01:18:38,211 --> 01:18:40,045
one of
the best receivers
1981
01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:41,463
I've ever seen.
1982
01:18:41,548 --> 01:18:43,882
Randy,
if you drop one pass,
1983
01:18:43,967 --> 01:18:46,427
I swear to God I will
burn your grandmother's
1984
01:18:46,594 --> 01:18:47,261
condo down.
1985
01:18:47,345 --> 01:18:49,430
Vinnie, I've never
seen a quarterback find
1986
01:18:49,597 --> 01:18:50,848
the open man like you.
1987
01:18:50,932 --> 01:18:56,270
Ace, your girlfriend
is cheating on you with me.
1988
01:18:56,354 --> 01:18:58,605
She's ugly.
1989
01:18:58,690 --> 01:19:02,651
Hank, you are the single
most intense player
1990
01:19:02,819 --> 01:19:04,319
I've ever seen.
1991
01:19:04,404 --> 01:19:06,864
That's very kind
of you to say.
1992
01:19:06,948 --> 01:19:08,949
Rufio!
1993
01:19:09,034 --> 01:19:10,784
In all honesty,
you terrify me,
1994
01:19:10,952 --> 01:19:11,952
so you're cool.
1995
01:19:12,037 --> 01:19:14,830
Jimmy, you are
a beast on the field,
1996
01:19:14,914 --> 01:19:18,876
and you have
the voice of Gabriel.
1997
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,128
Donnie, your body
is a wonderland,
1998
01:19:21,212 --> 01:19:22,296
and I hate you for it.
1999
01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:23,756
George,
2000
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,799
you have had
quite a rough go of it,
2001
01:19:25,884 --> 01:19:27,426
to say the least
and your commitment
2002
01:19:27,594 --> 01:19:28,218
to this team,
2003
01:19:28,303 --> 01:19:30,929
while misplaced
priority-wise,
2004
01:19:31,014 --> 01:19:32,931
inspires me to get out
of bed in the morning.
2005
01:19:33,016 --> 01:19:36,852
I don't know your name,
and I never will.
2006
01:19:36,936 --> 01:19:39,855
Your dad,
your grandmother,
2007
01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:42,107
your future employer,
2008
01:19:42,192 --> 01:19:44,735
they may think
this is stupid,
2009
01:19:44,819 --> 01:19:47,905
that it doesn't
mean anything,
2010
01:19:47,989 --> 01:19:49,865
but 30 years from now,
2011
01:19:49,949 --> 01:19:51,825
these are
the moments that we
2012
01:19:51,993 --> 01:19:53,327
will look back on.
2013
01:19:53,411 --> 01:19:56,371
If we lose, I never
want to see any of you
2014
01:19:56,539 --> 01:19:57,414
ever again.
2015
01:19:57,499 --> 01:19:58,832
Screw the memories.
2016
01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:00,626
Winning is
not everything.
2017
01:20:00,710 --> 01:20:03,545
Winning is everything.
2018
01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:04,755
I love you guys.
2019
01:20:04,839 --> 01:20:06,256
I'm dead inside!
2020
01:20:06,341 --> 01:20:07,758
Ha ha!
2021
01:20:07,842 --> 01:20:10,803
Let's take a moment
of silence for Grant.
2022
01:20:12,055 --> 01:20:14,264
(GRUNTING)
2023
01:20:16,851 --> 01:20:17,893
(SCREAMING)
2024
01:20:17,977 --> 01:20:19,937
(SCREAMING)
2025
01:20:36,871 --> 01:20:37,913
All right,
2026
01:20:37,997 --> 01:20:39,873
let's go out there
and play some football!
2027
01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:40,958
Yeah!
Yep!
2028
01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,001
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2029
01:20:43,086 --> 01:20:44,753
♪ Living the dream
2030
01:20:46,047 --> 01:20:48,298
♪ Whatever that means
2031
01:20:49,759 --> 01:20:52,386
♪ It's time to come clean
2032
01:20:52,470 --> 01:20:55,180
♪ When you're rockingthis scene
2033
01:20:55,265 --> 01:20:56,890
♪ I am
2034
01:20:56,975 --> 01:20:58,892
♪ The one
2035
01:20:58,977 --> 01:21:00,894
♪ Who will
2036
01:21:00,979 --> 01:21:01,979
♪ Take you
2037
01:21:02,063 --> 01:21:03,063
♪ Do ya?
2038
01:21:03,148 --> 01:21:04,648
♪ Do ya? Do ya?
2039
01:21:04,732 --> 01:21:05,941
♪ Do ya?
2040
01:21:06,025 --> 01:21:07,192
♪ Do ya?
2041
01:21:07,277 --> 01:21:08,902
(INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS)
2042
01:21:08,987 --> 01:21:11,113
This is it, Bill,
the final dance,
2043
01:21:11,197 --> 01:21:12,614
the big hoorah,
2044
01:21:12,699 --> 01:21:14,992
the game that discerns
the winners from the losers,
2045
01:21:15,076 --> 01:21:16,451
the wheat from the chaff,
2046
01:21:16,536 --> 01:21:18,996
the lingering
tongue-kiss butt fondle
2047
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:20,622
from the fake
phone-number handshake,
2048
01:21:20,707 --> 01:21:21,790
and I don't
think I'm making
2049
01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:22,708
an overstatement
2050
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:24,126
when I say this
is the single
2051
01:21:24,294 --> 01:21:25,460
most important moment
2052
01:21:25,545 --> 01:21:26,670
in the history
of athletics.
2053
01:21:26,838 --> 01:21:27,754
What say you, Bill?
2054
01:21:27,839 --> 01:21:29,089
Well, Dan,
I think you said it al
2055
01:21:29,257 --> 01:21:30,299
in your raving diatribe,
2056
01:21:30,383 --> 01:21:31,425
but I'm gonna
add one more
2057
01:21:31,593 --> 01:21:32,634
small point if I may.
2058
01:21:32,719 --> 01:21:35,304
Are you ready
for some football?
2059
01:21:35,388 --> 01:21:37,472
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2060
01:21:41,227 --> 01:21:42,644
Steamroller!
2061
01:21:42,729 --> 01:21:44,479
(LAUGHS)
2062
01:21:47,025 --> 01:21:48,025
BILL: Fumble!
2063
01:21:48,109 --> 01:21:50,903
Thad ''Rufio'' Johnson
recovers.
2064
01:21:50,987 --> 01:21:52,070
Touchdown Titans.
2065
01:21:52,155 --> 01:21:55,032
Unbelievable.
2066
01:21:55,116 --> 01:21:56,450
Hey, Fuller,
2067
01:21:56,534 --> 01:21:59,036
I'm glad Grant's dead.
(LAUGHS)
2068
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,913
(TITANS YELLING)
2069
01:22:02,957 --> 01:22:04,124
Yeah!
2070
01:22:04,209 --> 01:22:06,251
(ROARING)
2071
01:22:06,336 --> 01:22:08,003
(SCREAMS)
2072
01:22:11,174 --> 01:22:13,634
(WHOOPS)
2073
01:22:18,973 --> 01:22:20,098
(GROWLING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2074
01:22:20,183 --> 01:22:22,100
Yeah!
Oh, come on, ref!
2075
01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,311
DAN: And we're only
five plays into this game,
2076
01:22:24,395 --> 01:22:26,355
and already
it's a bloodbath.
2077
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,023
And there is
so much more time left
2078
01:22:28,191 --> 01:22:28,899
in this half.
2079
01:22:28,983 --> 01:22:30,734
(MARCHING BAND PLAYS)
2080
01:22:41,371 --> 01:22:43,830
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(LAUGHING)
2081
01:22:43,915 --> 01:22:46,541
(TITANS YELLING)
2082
01:22:47,293 --> 01:22:49,294
Glory be to Dick!
Yeah.
2083
01:22:49,379 --> 01:22:51,213
Oh, glory!
2084
01:22:51,297 --> 01:22:53,006
Wow, I don't know
what happened,
2085
01:22:53,091 --> 01:22:54,216
but the rest
of that half went by
2086
01:22:54,384 --> 01:22:55,092
much, much faster.
2087
01:22:55,176 --> 01:22:57,135
But still
equally as intense.
2088
01:22:57,220 --> 01:22:58,345
You know, Dan, I don't
know what happened
2089
01:22:58,513 --> 01:22:59,179
to this Panther team,
2090
01:22:59,264 --> 01:23:01,390
but they are gonna need
a serious miracle.
2091
01:23:01,474 --> 01:23:02,975
That or an act of God.
2092
01:23:03,059 --> 01:23:04,768
That's what
a miracle is, Dan.
2093
01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:05,978
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2094
01:23:12,610 --> 01:23:14,987
What do I do, Grant?
2095
01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,242
What do I do?
2096
01:23:21,244 --> 01:23:23,036
Stop talking
to your sunglasses,
2097
01:23:23,121 --> 01:23:25,038
and start playing
football better.
2098
01:23:28,835 --> 01:23:30,002
Grant?
2099
01:23:30,086 --> 01:23:32,129
(WHEELCHAIR CLICKING)
2100
01:23:32,213 --> 01:23:34,131
Are you a ghost?
2101
01:23:34,215 --> 01:23:36,591
I thought
you were dead.
2102
01:23:36,676 --> 01:23:38,218
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
2103
01:23:38,303 --> 01:23:40,971
Well, you thought wrong,
thinky
2104
01:23:41,055 --> 01:23:42,097
But...
2105
01:23:42,181 --> 01:23:44,474
Your trailer and the...
Your glasses?
2106
01:23:44,559 --> 01:23:46,601
(SIGHS) Do I really
have to explain this
2107
01:23:46,769 --> 01:23:47,185
to you?
2108
01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:50,856
Yes, yes, you really
have to explain this to me.
2109
01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:52,190
The primary
turning point
2110
01:23:52,358 --> 01:23:53,567
in all sports movies
2111
01:23:53,651 --> 01:23:55,235
usually involves
the untimely death
2112
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,654
or paralysis
of a key character,
2113
01:23:57,739 --> 01:24:00,699
quite often the coach/mentor.
2114
01:24:02,076 --> 01:24:03,452
I faked it.
2115
01:24:03,536 --> 01:24:04,578
What? Why...
2116
01:24:04,662 --> 01:24:05,912
Why would you fake
your death?
2117
01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,998
Because that's
how it's done
2118
01:24:08,082 --> 01:24:09,624
That's not how it's done.
What are you talking about?
2119
01:24:09,709 --> 01:24:11,168
What reference point
is that?
2120
01:24:11,252 --> 01:24:12,919
You don't have
to fake your death
2121
01:24:13,004 --> 01:24:15,213
for your intramural
football team to win.
2122
01:24:15,298 --> 01:24:17,007
This isn't
about winning.
2123
01:24:17,091 --> 01:24:19,760
This is about
winning at the last
2124
01:24:19,927 --> 01:24:21,303
possible second
2125
01:24:21,387 --> 01:24:23,597
when the chips are down
2126
01:24:23,681 --> 01:24:26,391
and you're holding
a real hard hand
2127
01:24:26,476 --> 01:24:30,312
with a fistful
of fate's fun-bags
2128
01:24:30,396 --> 01:24:32,230
and you know
that if you squeeze
2129
01:24:32,398 --> 01:24:33,273
tight enough,
2130
01:24:33,358 --> 01:24:36,109
you'll get to slurp
down on that sweet,
2131
01:24:36,277 --> 01:24:37,611
sweet glory milk.
2132
01:24:37,695 --> 01:24:41,198
And when
you win like that,
2133
01:24:41,574 --> 01:24:43,950
it changes you.
2134
01:24:44,035 --> 01:24:45,327
So how do we do that?
2135
01:24:45,411 --> 01:24:47,245
Because we are getting
slaughtered out there.
2136
01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:50,540
You gotta crap
on the ceiling
2137
01:24:51,834 --> 01:24:53,335
That's impossible.
2138
01:24:54,629 --> 01:24:57,047
When you got a team
beneath you,
2139
01:24:57,131 --> 01:24:59,299
anything's possible.
2140
01:25:03,596 --> 01:25:05,347
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
2141
01:25:05,431 --> 01:25:08,141
Grant said
this would work!
2142
01:25:08,226 --> 01:25:09,351
Come on, push, Caleb!
2143
01:25:09,435 --> 01:25:12,062
Oh! Got... Got some
in my eye. That's fine.
2144
01:25:12,146 --> 01:25:13,188
No, I got it!
2145
01:25:13,272 --> 01:25:15,273
We got it.
It's okay.
2146
01:25:15,358 --> 01:25:16,233
(ALL SIGH)
2147
01:25:16,317 --> 01:25:17,776
Yeah.
2148
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,861
Oh.
2149
01:25:19,946 --> 01:25:22,948
That is definitely
a metaphor.
2150
01:25:23,032 --> 01:25:25,367
Oh, this is it
for the Panthers.
2151
01:25:25,451 --> 01:25:26,660
Two quarters
to come back
2152
01:25:26,744 --> 01:25:29,454
from an almost impossible
23-point deficit.
2153
01:25:29,539 --> 01:25:30,664
BILL: Real shame.
2154
01:25:30,748 --> 01:25:31,706
Chance.
2155
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,291
Dad?
2156
01:25:33,376 --> 01:25:35,919
Eh, what are you
doing here?
2157
01:25:36,003 --> 01:25:39,131
I've come to tell you
to stop this foolishness,
2158
01:25:39,215 --> 01:25:42,509
wearing the eye makeup,
doing the magic,
2159
01:25:42,593 --> 01:25:46,221
playing football
with all these buffoons.
2160
01:25:46,305 --> 01:25:47,389
They're not buffoons.
2161
01:25:47,473 --> 01:25:49,099
They're my friends.
2162
01:25:49,183 --> 01:25:50,976
The application
for medical school
2163
01:25:51,144 --> 01:25:52,144
is due tomorrow.
2164
01:25:52,228 --> 01:25:53,311
I filled it in.
2165
01:25:53,396 --> 01:25:56,565
All you have to do
is sign it.
2166
01:25:58,609 --> 01:26:02,487
Come on, Son.
Think about your dreams.
2167
01:26:02,572 --> 01:26:03,947
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2168
01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:09,161
No, Dad, your dreams.
2169
01:26:21,257 --> 01:26:23,175
Hey, guys,
2170
01:26:23,259 --> 01:26:24,968
you know
who this is for?
2171
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:27,554
It's for Grant.
2172
01:26:27,638 --> 01:26:28,972
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2173
01:26:33,478 --> 01:26:35,395
And the Titans receive
the ball at the start
2174
01:26:35,563 --> 01:26:36,521
of the second half.
2175
01:26:36,606 --> 01:26:39,149
Oh, the clothesline!
2176
01:26:39,233 --> 01:26:41,276
WWE at its finest.
2177
01:26:42,111 --> 01:26:43,236
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2178
01:26:43,321 --> 01:26:44,362
Right there.
Get your man.
2179
01:26:44,447 --> 01:26:45,530
Cover one.
2180
01:26:45,615 --> 01:26:47,949
Red 42. Red 42.
2181
01:26:48,034 --> 01:26:48,992
Hut! Hut!
2182
01:26:50,286 --> 01:26:54,164
Oh! Unbelievable pick
by Fuller.
2183
01:26:54,248 --> 01:26:56,416
And the Panthers
are on the board
2184
01:26:56,501 --> 01:26:58,001
Yes! Whew!
2185
01:26:58,085 --> 01:27:00,545
♪ How can I see youwant to sit down
2186
01:27:00,630 --> 01:27:02,839
♪ With all this funkgoing on?
2187
01:27:02,924 --> 01:27:04,966
♪ Just playinglike in your chair
2188
01:27:05,051 --> 01:27:06,551
♪ Like you'renot even here
2189
01:27:06,636 --> 01:27:08,637
♪ Just give a little push
Hoo!
2190
01:27:08,721 --> 01:27:11,389
♪ Go on, and let yourselfget loose
2191
01:27:11,474 --> 01:27:13,350
♪ Take the funkinside of you
2192
01:27:13,434 --> 01:27:15,227
♪ And make your body move
2193
01:27:15,311 --> 01:27:17,562
♪ Get up, get up
2194
01:27:17,647 --> 01:27:19,356
♪ Time to release the beast
2195
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:21,066
♪ Get up, get up
2196
01:27:22,068 --> 01:27:24,194
♪ Ye-e-eah
2197
01:27:24,278 --> 01:27:25,195
♪ Get up, get up
2198
01:27:26,364 --> 01:27:27,697
♪ Time to release the beast
2199
01:27:27,782 --> 01:27:28,907
♪ Get up, get up...
2200
01:27:28,991 --> 01:27:30,408
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Whoo!
2201
01:27:30,493 --> 01:27:31,493
(CHEERING)
2202
01:27:31,577 --> 01:27:33,036
DAN: Unbelievable.
2203
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:34,704
I've never seen
a second-half
2204
01:27:34,872 --> 01:27:36,206
turnaround like this.
2205
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,083
I can't remember
ever seeing anything
2206
01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:38,833
like this,
2207
01:27:38,918 --> 01:27:40,210
but then again,
I don't remember
2208
01:27:40,378 --> 01:27:40,835
anything.
2209
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,046
I have the disease
from Memento.
2210
01:27:43,130 --> 01:27:45,298
♪ Just give it upon the floor
2211
01:27:45,383 --> 01:27:47,300
♪ All I want to dois dance with you
2212
01:27:47,385 --> 01:27:49,427
♪ Gonna funk and rocksome more...
2213
01:27:49,512 --> 01:27:50,929
Down!
2214
01:27:51,013 --> 01:27:52,138
Set!
2215
01:27:52,223 --> 01:27:54,307
Hut!
♪ Release the beast
2216
01:27:54,392 --> 01:27:56,059
♪ Get up, get up
2217
01:27:58,813 --> 01:28:00,647
(CROWD GROANS)
2218
01:28:00,731 --> 01:28:02,357
(TITANS LAUGH)
2219
01:28:02,441 --> 01:28:03,817
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2220
01:28:03,901 --> 01:28:05,694
Good play, guys.
Congratulations.
2221
01:28:05,778 --> 01:28:07,737
BILL: And with
40 seconds left,
2222
01:28:07,822 --> 01:28:09,823
the Titans have extended
their lead to nine.
2223
01:28:09,907 --> 01:28:11,241
The Panthers are
gonna have to create
2224
01:28:11,409 --> 01:28:12,325
some kind of miracle.
2225
01:28:12,410 --> 01:28:14,786
What do we
do now, Caleb?
2226
01:28:15,538 --> 01:28:16,788
(MUFFLED)
Caleb?
2227
01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:20,959
Hello?
2228
01:28:21,043 --> 01:28:22,294
Caleb?
2229
01:28:23,254 --> 01:28:24,296
(CLEAR)
Caleb!
2230
01:28:25,798 --> 01:28:27,257
What do we do?
2231
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,262
We win the game.
2232
01:28:36,642 --> 01:28:38,393
(MARCHING BAND PLAYS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2233
01:28:42,189 --> 01:28:44,524
DAN: Another kick.
It's a high one.
2234
01:28:44,609 --> 01:28:46,735
Caleb Fuller receives.
A lateral!
2235
01:28:46,819 --> 01:28:49,446
Another lateral
to the mustache.
2236
01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:52,574
It's like a young,
skinny Burt Reynolds.
2237
01:28:52,658 --> 01:28:54,534
Touchdown Panthers!
2238
01:28:54,619 --> 01:28:56,369
(CHEERING)
2239
01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:58,330
(GROWLS)
2240
01:28:58,414 --> 01:28:59,664
Whoop whoop.
2241
01:28:59,749 --> 01:29:01,625
(PANTHERS LAUGHING)
2242
01:29:02,543 --> 01:29:04,127
BILL: I don't believe it.
2243
01:29:04,211 --> 01:29:05,837
Just like that,
the Panthers are
2244
01:29:06,005 --> 01:29:06,671
back in it.
2245
01:29:06,756 --> 01:29:09,007
Down by two with
just 35 seconds left.
2246
01:29:09,091 --> 01:29:11,092
If the Panthers have
any hope of scoring again,
2247
01:29:11,177 --> 01:29:13,386
they're gonna
have to execute
2248
01:29:13,554 --> 01:29:15,430
a perfect onside kick.
2249
01:29:16,557 --> 01:29:19,434
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2250
01:29:19,518 --> 01:29:21,311
Do not
screw this up!
2251
01:29:37,912 --> 01:29:39,579
(LAUGHING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2252
01:29:39,664 --> 01:29:41,498
(CHEERING)
2253
01:29:41,582 --> 01:29:44,042
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
2254
01:29:46,087 --> 01:29:47,462
DAN: Whew.
2255
01:29:47,546 --> 01:29:49,130
And that's
the nail in the coffin
2256
01:29:49,215 --> 01:29:51,132
if I've ever smoked one.
2257
01:29:51,217 --> 01:29:53,551
And with
22 seconds left,
2258
01:29:53,636 --> 01:29:55,762
all the Titans have to do
is hold on to the ball
2259
01:29:55,846 --> 01:29:57,055
and watch
the clock run out.
2260
01:29:57,139 --> 01:29:58,640
But it should be noted
that in intramurals,
2261
01:29:58,724 --> 01:29:59,808
there is
no taking a knee.
2262
01:29:59,892 --> 01:30:01,142
The Titans
have to run a play
2263
01:30:01,227 --> 01:30:02,227
for the clock
to expire.
2264
01:30:02,311 --> 01:30:03,645
True,
but all they have to do
2265
01:30:03,729 --> 01:30:05,271
is give the ball
to Rufio.
2266
01:30:05,356 --> 01:30:07,148
And what started out
as a beautiful
2267
01:30:07,316 --> 01:30:08,274
Cinderella story
2268
01:30:08,359 --> 01:30:11,319
is rapidly turning into
a horrifying snuff film
2269
01:30:11,487 --> 01:30:12,654
for the Panthers.
2270
01:30:12,738 --> 01:30:14,614
Just forget
about it, Caleb.
2271
01:30:14,699 --> 01:30:16,741
We gave it
a good run, right?
2272
01:30:16,826 --> 01:30:17,951
Yeah, I'm happy
to have played
2273
01:30:18,119 --> 01:30:18,743
with you guys.
2274
01:30:18,828 --> 01:30:21,538
Yeah.
It's all been worth it.
2275
01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:24,499
I want to try
something crazy.
2276
01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:25,542
They're just
gonna hand the ball
2277
01:30:26,127 --> 01:30:28,420
That thing's
unstoppable.
2278
01:30:28,504 --> 01:30:29,587
You're right.
2279
01:30:29,672 --> 01:30:31,423
We can't stop him,
2280
01:30:31,507 --> 01:30:33,007
but Jimmy can.
2281
01:30:34,176 --> 01:30:35,677
Now, you said
he reminds you
2282
01:30:35,761 --> 01:30:37,595
of a horse
on your farm?
2283
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,222
(MARCHING BAND PLAYS)
2284
01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:42,350
Break.
Break.
2285
01:30:46,897 --> 01:30:48,857
Yo, this is crazy.
2286
01:30:48,941 --> 01:30:51,776
Crazy enough that
it just might work.
2287
01:30:51,861 --> 01:30:53,820
Down! Hey, guys,
2288
01:30:53,904 --> 01:30:56,239
it's been a pleasure
kicking your ass.
2289
01:30:56,323 --> 01:30:57,490
(LAUGHS)
2290
01:30:57,575 --> 01:30:58,700
Set.
2291
01:30:58,784 --> 01:30:59,743
Hut.
2292
01:31:01,620 --> 01:31:03,496
(SINGING OPERA)
2293
01:31:26,687 --> 01:31:28,480
Thad, what are
you doing?
2294
01:31:28,564 --> 01:31:30,148
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Oh!
2295
01:31:30,232 --> 01:31:32,275
Oh, and the Panthers
get the ball with time
2296
01:31:32,443 --> 01:31:33,651
for just one more play.
2297
01:31:33,736 --> 01:31:34,694
Unh!
2298
01:31:34,779 --> 01:31:38,031
(CHEERING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
2299
01:31:38,115 --> 01:31:39,532
Yeah, Panthers!
2300
01:31:39,617 --> 01:31:42,285
What the hell
was that, Thad?
2301
01:31:42,369 --> 01:31:44,245
The voice...
2302
01:31:44,330 --> 01:31:46,831
(SIGHS)
It just took over.
2303
01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:49,751
What are you talking about,
you goddamn ogre?
2304
01:31:49,835 --> 01:31:52,462
I got some
thinking to do.
2305
01:31:52,546 --> 01:31:53,630
What?
2306
01:31:53,714 --> 01:31:54,839
No... Oh.
2307
01:31:54,924 --> 01:31:58,635
Oh, what are
you talking about?
2308
01:31:58,719 --> 01:32:00,470
You don't think.
2309
01:32:00,554 --> 01:32:03,264
Where are you going?
2310
01:32:03,349 --> 01:32:05,600
Thad!
2311
01:32:05,684 --> 01:32:07,602
Thad!
2312
01:32:07,686 --> 01:32:10,063
Thad!
2313
01:32:10,147 --> 01:32:12,315
That's what I'm
talking about.
2314
01:32:12,942 --> 01:32:14,609
Jimmy, that was beautiful.
Okay. Here we go.
2315
01:32:14,693 --> 01:32:16,945
We are going Triple Z.
2316
01:32:17,029 --> 01:32:18,696
No. The safeties
are gonna see that
2317
01:32:18,864 --> 01:32:19,572
coming, okay?
2318
01:32:19,657 --> 01:32:20,990
We run the Triple Z,
2319
01:32:21,075 --> 01:32:23,576
but with a slight
alteration, all right?
2320
01:32:23,661 --> 01:32:25,745
Chance, we're gonna
need something crazy
2321
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:26,871
out of you, bud.
2322
01:32:26,956 --> 01:32:28,289
Crazy enough that it
just might work.
2323
01:32:28,374 --> 01:32:29,916
Please
stop saying that.
2324
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,876
Right. Right.
Bring it in
2325
01:32:31,961 --> 01:32:33,711
Come on.
2326
01:32:33,796 --> 01:32:35,213
Hey, stop playing grab-ass
2327
01:32:35,297 --> 01:32:36,756
like a bunch of little boys.
2328
01:32:36,841 --> 01:32:37,674
All right?
2329
01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:38,716
Break!
2330
01:32:38,801 --> 01:32:41,511
Don't mess up.
Get your man.
2331
01:32:41,595 --> 01:32:43,555
(INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)
2332
01:32:48,269 --> 01:32:49,435
Ready!
2333
01:32:56,527 --> 01:32:57,527
Set! Hut!
2334
01:33:00,030 --> 01:33:01,531
It's a fake!
2335
01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:37,650
Uh, what happened? Huh?
2336
01:33:37,735 --> 01:33:38,943
He disappeared
between the three
2337
01:33:39,111 --> 01:33:40,153
and the four-yard line.
2338
01:33:40,237 --> 01:33:42,780
What type
of devilry is this?
2339
01:33:42,865 --> 01:33:44,449
(CROWD MURMURING)
2340
01:33:44,533 --> 01:33:47,118
I love you, Son!
2341
01:33:48,704 --> 01:33:51,039
I love you, too, Dad!
2342
01:33:51,123 --> 01:33:52,373
(CHEERING)
2343
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:53,791
BILL: Touchdown
Panthers.
2344
01:33:53,876 --> 01:33:54,959
Panthers win!
2345
01:33:55,044 --> 01:33:58,421
Do you believe
in acts of God?
2346
01:34:00,341 --> 01:34:01,758
Whoo!
2347
01:34:01,842 --> 01:34:03,009
That's my boy.
2348
01:34:03,093 --> 01:34:05,637
I always knew there
was something magical
2349
01:34:05,721 --> 01:34:07,388
between three and four.
2350
01:34:07,473 --> 01:34:08,848
Yes!
2351
01:34:08,933 --> 01:34:09,766
Yeah!
2352
01:34:09,850 --> 01:34:12,810
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
2353
01:34:15,481 --> 01:34:17,607
There's gotta
be some rule!
2354
01:34:17,691 --> 01:34:19,317
I got ghosted again!
2355
01:34:19,401 --> 01:34:22,487
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
2356
01:34:22,571 --> 01:34:24,781
Dude, where did
these people come from?
2357
01:34:24,865 --> 01:34:25,907
I don't know.
2358
01:34:25,991 --> 01:34:27,909
Wait. What?
2359
01:34:27,993 --> 01:34:30,411
Did you know we
could win $100,000?
2360
01:34:30,496 --> 01:34:32,205
I had literally no idea.
2361
01:34:32,289 --> 01:34:33,539
God, everybody
would have been
2362
01:34:33,707 --> 01:34:34,791
so much more invested.
2363
01:34:34,875 --> 01:34:36,793
Whoo hoo hoo!
2364
01:34:36,877 --> 01:34:38,795
(LAUGHING)
2365
01:34:38,879 --> 01:34:40,797
Do you believe?
2366
01:34:40,881 --> 01:34:42,006
(LAUGHING)
2367
01:34:42,091 --> 01:34:43,341
Look at me.
He can't see.
2368
01:34:43,425 --> 01:34:44,717
I'm Fat Albert.
He can't see.
2369
01:34:46,804 --> 01:34:48,805
Yeah!
2370
01:34:48,889 --> 01:34:50,890
How was that?
2371
01:34:50,975 --> 01:34:52,809
Confronting
your biggest fears
2372
01:34:52,893 --> 01:34:55,687
in a climatic
game-winning play.
2373
01:34:55,771 --> 01:34:57,689
Never saw it coming.
2374
01:35:04,196 --> 01:35:07,365
Now, that's
one shitty ceiling.
2375
01:35:11,954 --> 01:35:13,454
Totally worth it.
2376
01:35:13,539 --> 01:35:15,456
In my nine and a half
years of college,
2377
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:17,458
I thought
I'd seen it all.
2378
01:35:17,543 --> 01:35:20,336
I witnessed a 2,000-cup
game of beer pong
2379
01:35:20,421 --> 01:35:22,755
that claimed
the lives of seven bros.
2380
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,716
I've seen Frisbee
so ultimate,
2381
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,468
it threatened the supremacy
of God himself.
2382
01:35:27,553 --> 01:35:29,554
I've even seen
my colleague Dan here
2383
01:35:29,638 --> 01:35:32,265
swallow two keys
of pure Bolivian heroin
2384
01:35:32,349 --> 01:35:33,725
to make good
on a series
2385
01:35:33,809 --> 01:35:36,060
of increasingly misguided
cockfighting bets,
2386
01:35:36,145 --> 01:35:37,895
but I never
thought I'd witness
2387
01:35:37,980 --> 01:35:41,566
such an amazing game
of intramural football.
2388
01:35:41,650 --> 01:35:42,692
(BUBBLING)
2389
01:35:42,776 --> 01:35:44,277
(COUGHING)
Right you are, Bill.
2390
01:35:44,361 --> 01:35:45,695
Right you are.
2391
01:35:45,779 --> 01:35:46,904
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
2392
01:35:46,989 --> 01:35:48,823
Yeah! Whoo!
2393
01:35:50,826 --> 01:35:53,619
You all came
to our game!
2394
01:35:53,704 --> 01:35:54,746
Yes!
2395
01:35:54,830 --> 01:35:56,789
(SOBBING)
2396
01:36:07,092 --> 01:36:09,260
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYS)
2397
01:36:14,516 --> 01:36:18,144
♪ Like a calm before the storm
2398
01:36:19,855 --> 01:36:22,940
♪ On a lightning, hero born
2399
01:36:23,025 --> 01:36:25,234
♪ Born into the light
2400
01:36:25,319 --> 01:36:27,987
♪ Only to fight
2401
01:36:28,072 --> 01:36:32,366
♪ Fight for our freedom
2402
01:36:41,043 --> 01:36:44,796
♪ An angel gets his wings
2403
01:36:46,090 --> 01:36:48,841
♪ As the unknownsoldier sings
2404
01:36:48,926 --> 01:36:51,135
♪ We're changing history
2405
01:36:51,220 --> 01:36:53,846
♪ By claiming victory
2406
01:36:53,931 --> 01:36:58,851
♪ Nothing can stop us
2407
01:37:05,359 --> 01:37:06,818
♪ No guts
2408
01:37:06,902 --> 01:37:11,572
♪ No guts, no glory
2409
01:37:11,657 --> 01:37:15,827
♪ It's an underdog story
2410
01:37:15,911 --> 01:37:17,036
♪ No guts
2411
01:37:17,121 --> 01:37:22,041
♪ No guts, no glory
2412
01:37:22,126 --> 01:37:26,796
♪ It's destiny
2413
01:37:33,137 --> 01:37:36,681
♪ When the gameis all but lost
2414
01:37:37,975 --> 01:37:40,977
♪ And winningseems impossible
2415
01:37:41,061 --> 01:37:42,979
♪ It's time for us to shine
2416
01:37:43,063 --> 01:37:46,023
♪ With our honor on the line
2417
01:37:46,108 --> 01:37:51,237
♪ Send us a miracle
2418
01:37:51,321 --> 01:37:56,450
♪ Well, time to startthe miracle
2419
01:37:58,120 --> 01:37:59,036
♪ No guts
2420
01:37:59,121 --> 01:38:03,624
♪ No guts, no glory
2421
01:38:03,709 --> 01:38:08,087
♪ Love's an underdog story
2422
01:38:08,172 --> 01:38:09,422
♪ No guts
2423
01:38:09,506 --> 01:38:14,218
♪ No guts, no glory
2424
01:38:14,303 --> 01:38:18,890
♪ It's you and me
2425
01:38:19,975 --> 01:38:25,146
♪ Taking it to the limit
2426
01:38:25,230 --> 01:38:30,276
♪ Crazy enoughit just might work
2427
01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:34,864
♪ Crapping on the ceiling
2428
01:38:34,948 --> 01:38:39,911
♪ Just like Air Buds1, 2, 3 or 5
2429
01:38:40,329 --> 01:38:41,495
Oh, no! No!
2430
01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:43,998
I want a boyfriend.
2431
01:38:44,082 --> 01:38:46,083
I don't want to work.
2432
01:38:46,168 --> 01:38:48,252
I want
to have a boyfriend.
2433
01:38:48,337 --> 01:38:49,503
MR. ALBRECTS: Oh, honey.
2434
01:38:49,588 --> 01:38:52,173
That was my boyfriend!
Honey...
2435
01:38:52,257 --> 01:38:55,259
Get me
another boyfriend!
2436
01:38:55,344 --> 01:38:57,011
Why don't you...
2437
01:38:57,095 --> 01:38:58,137
(SPUTTERS)
2438
01:38:58,222 --> 01:39:00,890
♪ ...underdog story
2439
01:39:00,974 --> 01:39:02,099
♪ No guts
2440
01:39:02,184 --> 01:39:06,312
♪ No guts, no glory
2441
01:39:06,396 --> 01:39:10,816
♪ It's everything
2442
01:39:10,901 --> 01:39:12,068
♪ No guts
2443
01:39:12,152 --> 01:39:16,614
♪ No guts, no glory
2444
01:39:16,698 --> 01:39:21,118
♪ It's an underdog story
2445
01:39:21,203 --> 01:39:22,495
♪ No guts
2446
01:39:22,579 --> 01:39:27,208
♪ No guts, no glory
2447
01:39:27,292 --> 01:39:32,672
♪ It's destiny
2448
01:39:46,395 --> 01:39:47,770
BILL: Joining us now,
2449
01:39:47,854 --> 01:39:49,981
the League
Commissioner himself,
2450
01:39:50,065 --> 01:39:52,984
Philip Bronson. Phil.
2451
01:39:53,068 --> 01:39:54,819
What?
2452
01:39:54,903 --> 01:39:57,863
You called me and said
there was an electrical fire.
2453
01:39:57,948 --> 01:39:59,740
What do you think about
the game so far, Comish?
2454
01:39:59,825 --> 01:40:02,994
I'm an employee
of the university!
2455
01:40:03,078 --> 01:40:05,788
There is no Comish.
2456
01:40:05,872 --> 01:40:08,040
What's wrong
with you guys?
2457
01:40:08,125 --> 01:40:10,167
Comish, can we
get a ride home?
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