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Whoa! What is that, yo?
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It looks like some kind
of alien spaceship.
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Oh, how wonderful.
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Perhaps these aliens
are the peaceful kind
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that enjoy playing that
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If Hollywood movies
have taught me anything,
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it's that space aliens only
come here for one reason,
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to replace us!
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Well, no alien is replacing me.
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Greetings, Earthlings.
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We are the Nerdlucks.
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Oh, my goodness.
I know these guys.
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They're the aliens
from Space Jam.
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What's a Space Jam?
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It's only the greatest
sports movie of all time.
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Sorry. Never heard of it.
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- Me neither.
- Nor the I.
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How have you never heard of it?
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It stars Bugs Bunny
and Michael Jordan.
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Michael Jordan?
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Oh, yeah.
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That's the dude who
sells all them shoes.
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Oh, I wish to watch the movie about
the salesman who plays the basketball.
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Well, we happen to
own a copy on VHS.
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But our VCR is busted.
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No problem. We've got
a VCR in the tower.
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We can watch it there.
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- Yeah, let's check this out.
- Oh, yeah!
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- Excellent!
- Let's do this.
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Wait, are you guys crazy?
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Inviting these aliens into our
home is a horrible idea, Titans.
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How do we know we
can even trust them?
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Just sit down and
watch the movie, dude.
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Oh, yeah. Space Jam!
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No.
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This is Teen
Titans Go! See Space Jam.
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Now let's fast forward
to get to the good stuff.
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I just feel at this particular
time that I reached the pinnacle
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of my basketball career
and I must retire.
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Holdup. MJ is retiring?
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Nice going, Cyborg. You skip
to the end of the movie.
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Nah, this is the beginning.
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But he said he was the done
playing the basketball.
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Yeah, he says that a lot.
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Anybody this, except
for one person, and, uh,
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but I think I'm gonna go and
play professional baseball.
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What
position will you play?
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I don't know.
As a kid, I was a pitcher.
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I think that'd be kind
of hard for me to pitch,
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so I think I'm gonna
play the outfield now.
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No way!
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There's an amusement
park in space?
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And look, it's
named after Robin.
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Ha. Very funny.
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But mark my words, Titans,
you're all making a huge mistake.
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Woo-hoo!
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Let's get out of here,
Dad, this stinks.
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Don't bring me here
anymore, all right?
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Don't bring me here
anymore, all right?
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Are you listening?
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Did you hear him?
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Did you hear him?
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That little brat is right.
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I've told you, if
I've told you once...
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Yo, that's Danny DeVito.
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My dude played The Penguin.
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Man,
where's Batman.
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I told you a thousand, thousand,
thousand, thousand times!
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We need new attractions.
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- Right!
- New ones.
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Uh-huh.
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Get it?
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Big, shiny new things. Yeah.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Look at me. Look
at me and listen.
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- The customer is always right.
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Right.
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What is he the doing?
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He's smoking.
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But smoking is so bad
for you, yo.
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Right.
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- Okay, we need something...
- Oop!
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My bad.
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- We need something...
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Nutty.
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Nutty?
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I hopes ya'll don't mind, but I
loves counting butt shots in movies.
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That's one.
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- Something wacky.
- Wacky.
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We need something, something,
something, something...
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-We need something-
-Looney? Oops.
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Looney. Thank you.
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Looney?
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I'm an elk! Shoot me!
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Yes! Looney! Yes!
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Now you're talking. Looney.
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Looney. That's it, that's the
word I was looking for, Looney.
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- Get the Looney Tunes.
- Looney Tunes!
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Bring 'em here.
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Sir, just noticing, sir.
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They're from Earth.
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What if they can't come?
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What did you say? What
if they can't come?
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Uh-huh?
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- Make 'em.
- Cool.
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Make 'em.
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We're gonna get 'em.
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We're gonna get
'em. Yeah, right.
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Cyborg's fun fact.
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The number 45 was Michael's
high school jersey number.
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Strike!
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Looks good in a uniform.
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Looks great. Can't teach that.
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Can't teach it.
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Podolak!
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Podolak, come here.
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- I'm sorry I didn't mean...
- Come here.
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Yes, sir?
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I want you to make sure
that nobody bothers Michael.
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I want him to be the
happiest player in the world.
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The happiest.
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Slider. Don't swing.
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Strike three!
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- I told you not to swing.
- Couldn't help it.
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I understand. Hey,
nice talking to ya.
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Wow. Everyone's so supportive
of Michael striking out.
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I believe they are hoping to get the
free sneakers from the nice salesman.
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We're not worried.
We're not worried.
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- Good job, Michael.
- Get out there, Michael. Don't worry.
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Good try. Good hustle.
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Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
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That was a strike out, Mike. That was
a good-looking strike out. Real good.
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I mean, you look good
when you strike out, man.
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When I strike out, man,
it looks nasty, man.
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At least you look good, man.
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Hi, Mr. Jordan.
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Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan...
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Ow, jeez.
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You all right? That
was a nasty fall.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan
Podolak, Mr. Jordan
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I'm the Barons' new publicist.
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I'm here to make
your life easier.
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You want me to drive you somewhere,
I will drive you anywhere.
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You want me to pick up your
laundry, babysit your kids,
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I will do it.
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I knew I recognized that dude.
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That's that fool from
Jurassic Park, yo.
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I am here to
personally guarantee
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that no one will
ever bother you.
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Friends, look. It
is the Santy Claus.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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What was that?
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Hang on.
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Hanging on.
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Why is Looney Tunes in
the center of the Earth?
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Because it's the looniest place
the writers could think of.
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- Oh. Whatever.
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- Bombastic.
- Cool.
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All right, you
irascible bunny. Come back.
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Ho, ho. There's my man Bugs.
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I'll be with you
in a second, folks,
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after I finish with
nature boy here. Oop.
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All right, pesky wabbit.
I've got you now.
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Here's a fun fact.
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Bugs Bunny got his name when
legendary animator "Ben-Bugs" Hardaway
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drew a sketch of a
rabbit which got labeled
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by his fellow coworkers
as Bugs' Bunny.
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And Elmer Fudd was
originally named Egghead.
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Ouch.
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Hmm.
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One small step for moi!
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- Moi!
- One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
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And one whopper
headache for Elmer Fudd.
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Diminutive. Ain't they?
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- We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
- Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
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Have you seen him?
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Where is this guy?
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Is he around?
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Hmm... Bugs Bunny.
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Bugs Bunny. Say, does he
have great, big long ears?
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Like this?
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Yeah.
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And does he hop
around like this?
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Yeah.
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Well, does he say, "What's
up, Doc?" like this?
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Eh... What's up, Doc?
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Yeah.
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Nope, never heard of him.
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Aw!
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You know, maybe there
is no intelligent life
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out there in the
universe after all.
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Hold on there,
Mr. Looney Tune.
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Ah-ha! Even more proof that
these Nerdlucks are evil!
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Ah, Bugs kinda had that coming.
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Okay, bunny.
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Gather up your Tune pals.
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We're taking you for
a ride.
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Totally. All right.
So, like, where we goin'?
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Are we there yet?
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Ah, I'm really sorry it
took so long, but, you know...
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Sherm, Sherm,
don't, don't worry about it.
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...that exit on 65 wasn't
clearly marked. It was like...
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Hold. Hold
on. Right here.
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- What, here?
- Yes. Right here.
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Oh.
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So that's MJ's house?
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He must make the
modest of the salaries.
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Thanks for the ride,
Sherm. I appreciate it.
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- It's Stan, Mike.
- I'm sorry.
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But that's all right. You can
call me Sherm if you want to.
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Because I followed
your whole career
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- and I just think you're the greatest athlete that's...
- Stan! Stan, Stan, Stan.
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That's ever lived.
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Gimme that remote! I
wanna see more Bugs.
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Stop the music!
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- Top duck comin' through!
- Hey!
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Jeez! It's gettin' so a guy
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can't even get himself
wet around here!
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So, what's the big emergency?
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Uh, these little guys would
like to make an announcement.
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Here you go, shorty.
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- All right. All right.
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You, all of you,
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are now our prisoners!
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See! I told you they
want to abduct us!
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Ooh! We're
in big trouble now.
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We are taking you to our
theme park in outer space.
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No fooling.
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Where you will be our slaves
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and placed on display
for the amusement
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of our paying customers.
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Oh, fear clutches
my breast.
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Okay. If these Nerdlucks
are so friendly,
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then why is Bugs chained up?
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He's just doing a
little street magic.
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But they just called all of the
Looney Tunes their prisoners!
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It's all part of the act, yo.
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I don't know. Something
smells fishy...
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That would be your
breath, Robin.
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We ain't a-goin' nowheres!
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Whoa guns!
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How bouts we make this
a bit more kid friendly?
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That's better.
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Oh.
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Eh, not so fast, doc.
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You just can't turn
us into slaves,
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that would be bad.
248
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You've gotta give us a
chance to defend ourselves.
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Oh, yeah? Who says?
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- Says who?
- Why?
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That's another one!
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Just a sec.
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There! Read em and weep, boys.
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What's this?
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"Give them a chance
to defend themselves."
256
00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:09,674
Do we have to?
257
00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:11,089
- It's in the rule book.
- It is.
258
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:13,404
Okay. It is in the rule book.
259
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,310
Uno momento! We have to confer.
260
00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,481
Cyborg fun fact.
261
00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:22,816
This scene is a reference
to the 1970 movie, Patton,
262
00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,018
which won Best Picture.
263
00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:26,118
But do you know which 2018 movie
264
00:13:26,254 --> 00:13:27,783
should have won best picture?
265
00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:32,629
All right, troops.
266
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:34,523
It is for us to choose
267
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,501
a battlefield that affords us...
268
00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:38,063
Oh! I got it.
269
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,899
Yes, Private Porkster?
270
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:45,438
How about we
challenge them to a spelling bee?
271
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:49,006
Say... We could have
a bowling tournament.
272
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:54,309
Sufferin' Succotash!
What's wrong with all of ya?
273
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:55,845
I say, we get a ladder,
274
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:58,283
wait till the old
lady's outta the room,
275
00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:00,890
then grab that little bird.
276
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,856
- Whoa! Whoa!
277
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,193
Take a deep breath, Sly!
278
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:07,696
Okay, let's analyze
the competition.
279
00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:09,032
Hmm. That's a good idea.
280
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:11,030
Now, uh, what are
we lookin' at here?
281
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:12,498
Let's see.
282
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,170
We got a small race
of invading aliens.
283
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,235
Small arms! Short legs!
284
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:20,104
- Not very fast.
- Hmm.
285
00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:21,841
Tiny little guys.
286
00:14:21,976 --> 00:14:24,575
Can't jump high.
287
00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,950
Hey! They's just
described you, Robin.
288
00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:28,452
Very funny.
289
00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:30,989
Uh-huh.
290
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:36,892
We challenge you to
a basketball game.
291
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:39,390
All right. Basketball it is!
292
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,963
- Basketball!
- Oh boy, oh boy.
293
00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:44,868
All right! What is basketball?
294
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:46,400
- What's that?
- Beats me.
295
00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:47,263
- We didn't have that in school.
- I have no idea.
296
00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:48,474
- What?
- Lights!
297
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,442
Pardon me! Oop, sorry.
298
00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:52,573
Hey! Down in front!
299
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:58,419
An exhilarating team sport
currently growing rapidly in popularity...
300
00:14:58,443 --> 00:14:59,875
And the game is on!
301
00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:02,614
No good!
302
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,332
Over here! Over here!
Over here! Over here!
303
00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:07,388
And nothing! Still can't
get it in the basket. Man!
304
00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:09,390
Looks like the crowd
is having none of it.
305
00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:13,094
From downtown... Boom!
306
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,066
...Association.
307
00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:18,068
Featuring the best
players in the world!
308
00:15:18,204 --> 00:15:21,402
- The best players in the world.
- The best!
309
00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:42,172
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
310
00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,298
- I'm so sorry.
- Sorry.
311
00:15:43,322 --> 00:15:45,360
Excuse me.
312
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:47,392
Ouch! Get your
feet out of my nose!
313
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:49,227
Be quiet,
they're looking!
314
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,927
Hey! It's basketball.
315
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,403
- Where?
- Whoa! Now what?
316
00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:00,337
Hey hey!
317
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,145
Fun Fact. Patricia Heaton
318
00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:03,846
starred on the
sitcom, The Middle,
319
00:16:03,982 --> 00:16:05,247
which was filmed next door
320
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,943
to the offices of
Teen Titans Go!
321
00:16:07,078 --> 00:16:08,893
- What? What?
- She's looking again.
322
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,429
- Close it up! Close it up!
- Tightly.
323
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,651
You
poked me again.
324
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:16,327
- Sweetheart.
- What?
325
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:17,731
I thought you were gonna
get better seats this year.
326
00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:18,995
This is as good as I could get.
327
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,594
This guy next to me
328
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,469
is doing something very
weird in his raincoat.
329
00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:24,060
Pop quiz time.
330
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:27,301
Dan Castellaneta is the voice
of which famous TV dummy?
331
00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:30,807
If you guessed Robin
you'd be wrong!
332
00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:32,539
Robin isn't famous at all.
333
00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:34,251
Honey, will you just
let me watch the game?
334
00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:36,111
Barkley's killing us!
335
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,516
Hey! Someone's killing someone.
336
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,212
No. Seriously?
337
00:16:40,348 --> 00:16:43,022
Wow! A killer! Let me see!
338
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:47,191
There! That's him. The killer.
339
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,294
- He's big.
- He's good.
340
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:53,557
He's mine!
341
00:16:53,692 --> 00:16:54,889
Okay. Go get him!
342
00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:56,732
Yeah!
Watch out!
343
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,067
- Hey! Watch it!
344
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:08,538
Come on. Get back on defense.
345
00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:09,872
Why isn't the crowd shocked
346
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,546
that he just got an
alien up his nose?
347
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,112
You can't shock these
people, they're New Yorkers!
348
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,219
What are you doing?
349
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:29,729
Time out! Call the time out!
350
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:32,403
What's wrong with you,
man? You're killin' us.
351
00:17:32,539 --> 00:17:34,012
- Let him in! Let him in!
- Open up!
352
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:35,232
Open!
353
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,567
Wow! He did it.
354
00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:41,413
I got it! I got his talent.
355
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:42,740
Super.
356
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:44,191
- Sit down, Chuck.
- Hey, man. I'm fine!
357
00:17:44,215 --> 00:17:46,108
- Charles.
- I am fine!
358
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:47,889
No, no, no, no! I'm playing
you too many minutes.
359
00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:49,353
- I'm not tired!
- Go get the doctor.
360
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:00,798
What's up, baby? You all right?
361
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:01,933
- Yeah, man.
- Sure?
362
00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,030
Yeah.
363
00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,766
Come on, we're
okay. You're okay.
364
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:07,902
- You're all right. Come on, let's go.
- Yeah, man.
365
00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,734
He catches the ball
like friend Robin!
366
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:15,745
With the baby hands!
367
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,121
Come on, Patrick. It's showtime!
368
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,421
You guys suck!
369
00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:33,093
Popcorn!
370
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,131
Okay. Okay.
371
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,498
Now, which of you maroons
372
00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,335
has ever played
basketball before?
373
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:42,168
- I have, Coach.
374
00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:43,537
And there's an important
375
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:45,434
strategic question
I need to ask you.
376
00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:46,569
Yes, yes?
377
00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:52,416
What do you think?
378
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,351
I'm kind of partial to
purple and gold myself.
379
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:56,348
It goes better with my coloring.
380
00:18:56,484 --> 00:18:59,823
- A-one, two, three, four. Disco disco duck!
- Guys! Nice outfit, Daffy.
381
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,892
The little aliens say
it's their turn to use the court.
382
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,462
Yeah, sure.
383
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:07,860
Let the little pipsqueaks
knock themselves out.
384
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,932
Too bad you can't practice
getting taller, boys.
385
00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,403
Whoooa!
386
00:19:25,278 --> 00:19:26,647
Ah!
387
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,370
Holds up! So you
guys have the ability
388
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:53,804
to steal our talents
389
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,504
and turn into monster
versions of us?
390
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,840
That's right.
391
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,515
Then what are you
the waiting for?
392
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,943
Yeah, we want to see what
you guys look like as us.
393
00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:03,716
No, no, no. This
is a terrible...
394
00:20:03,851 --> 00:20:05,614
Nah, don't listen
to him. Go for it!
395
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,424
Okay, if you say so.
396
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:18,934
Whoa! Booyah, dude!
397
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:23,600
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
398
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:26,608
That's what's up!
399
00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:31,477
This is the amazing...
400
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:34,915
Ha-ha! Huh? Hey! What gives?
401
00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:38,048
Why do they have cool new
talents and I don't have any?
402
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,719
That's 'cause
you got stuck with Robin
403
00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:43,293
and he ain't gots
no talent.
404
00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:45,924
I do too have talent.
Check this out.
405
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:49,558
And slide, eeeyyy,
ooh-ooh, hooma-chaaa!
406
00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:52,731
Dude, you gotta stop.
407
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,504
Let's just get
back to the movie.
408
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:57,870
Hey, little pig...
409
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,543
- Boo.
410
00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:03,606
I wet myself.
411
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:10,082
Time to play a
little basketball.
412
00:21:14,627 --> 00:21:17,457
Those little pipsqueaks
just turned into superstars!
413
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:20,364
They're monsters!
414
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,530
Sufferin Succotash!
They're monstars!
415
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,938
See, Titans? They're monsters!
416
00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:29,439
No, they're Monstars.
417
00:21:29,575 --> 00:21:31,234
That's like a whole
letter difference.
418
00:21:31,369 --> 00:21:34,313
Eh, I think we might need
a little bit of help.
419
00:21:36,016 --> 00:21:37,016
Okay, little fella.
420
00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:38,883
Hey, it's Bill Murray!
421
00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:40,151
I love Bill Murray.
422
00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:42,913
- That dude's my hero, yo!
- Hero?
423
00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:45,120
But he does not
have the superpower.
424
00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:46,622
Oh, yes, he does.
425
00:21:46,757 --> 00:21:49,284
Bill Murray's superpower
is being Bill Murray.
426
00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:53,855
You my friend, or you my enemy?
427
00:21:53,991 --> 00:21:55,360
You are my friend, right?
428
00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,826
You are my ally.
429
00:21:56,961 --> 00:21:58,793
Classic Jordan versus Bird!
430
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:00,101
That dude's a bird?
431
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,631
Now I see it!
432
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:02,933
Draw the feathers
433
00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:04,837
and there's the very large beak!
434
00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:07,969
But I'm not sure how
he lays the eggs.
435
00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:09,407
Larry Bird doesn't lay eggs.
436
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:10,542
He lay-ups!
437
00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:13,611
You are my associate,
438
00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:14,952
my personal assistant.
439
00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:16,711
You are my weapon.
440
00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:17,846
You are leaving.
441
00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:20,216
Oh.
442
00:22:20,351 --> 00:22:21,991
- Great shot.
- Oh, nice shot, Mr. Murray.
443
00:22:25,031 --> 00:22:26,731
Cyborg's Fun Fact.
444
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,732
Bill Murray's hat was invented
in 1880 by Robert W. Patton!
445
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,498
Who used to predict weather
for The Seattle Times.
446
00:22:35,342 --> 00:22:37,332
- Good try.
- Not bad. Not bad.
447
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:38,883
Something for
you all to shoot at.
448
00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:40,874
- Hit it good, Larry.
- Do my best.
449
00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:43,877
It was a good shot.
450
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:46,746
Yeah, I know.
451
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,162
Mike, I gotta ask you something.
452
00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:50,015
The NBA has to face reality.
453
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,116
What's happening to
these players is serious.
454
00:22:52,252 --> 00:22:55,051
They're gonna need new
players with talent,
455
00:22:55,186 --> 00:22:58,562
guys who are skilled, but never really
thought about a professional career before.
456
00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:02,324
You think I got a shot?
457
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:05,333
Come on, really?
458
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:06,901
- No.
- Don't kid me.
459
00:23:07,036 --> 00:23:10,702
Listen, it's a man's
game, and you can't play.
460
00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,368
What if I tried really hard?
461
00:23:12,504 --> 00:23:14,576
Can you keep it down? I'm
trying to hit this ball.
462
00:23:14,711 --> 00:23:16,411
It's because I'm
white, isn't it?
463
00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,778
No. Larry's white. So what?
464
00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:21,453
Larry's not white,
Larry's clear.
465
00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:24,991
- Good shot, Larry.
- That far?
466
00:23:25,015 --> 00:23:26,557
Get inside of this ball.
467
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:30,557
Ooh, you
clowns can't beat that.
468
00:23:30,693 --> 00:23:32,227
It's the best shot I ever hit.
469
00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:35,397
Ugh, golf is so boring.
470
00:23:35,532 --> 00:23:37,463
Well, of course it's boring.
471
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:40,171
The movie's got NBA players,
space aliens and the Looney Tunes.
472
00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:43,433
If they made the scene any more exciting,
the audience's head would explode.
473
00:23:43,569 --> 00:23:46,138
You feel that the NBA has
to face reality, don't you?
474
00:23:46,274 --> 00:23:48,348
Just gotta start looking for
some more dominant players
475
00:23:48,372 --> 00:23:49,732
in places they
never looked before.
476
00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:51,075
Just look at the ball.
477
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:52,891
Visualize the shot
where you want it to go.
478
00:23:52,944 --> 00:23:54,116
Right, right, right.
479
00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:55,619
Be the ball.
480
00:23:55,754 --> 00:23:57,399
- Be the ball.
- Get off the tee.
481
00:23:57,423 --> 00:23:58,663
- Why?
- You can't jump.
482
00:24:00,785 --> 00:24:02,252
I... Yeah. Go on.
483
00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:04,153
Close to the pin.
484
00:24:04,289 --> 00:24:06,128
Close to the
pin, for dinner?
485
00:24:06,263 --> 00:24:08,005
- Sounds good.
- I'll go close to the pin.
486
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,709
- Okay.
- I'll take some of that.
487
00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:14,172
That's not bad.
488
00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:15,533
It's a good shot.
489
00:24:15,668 --> 00:24:16,706
Get down!
490
00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:19,676
Look at that spin.
491
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:30,016
Hey. Since when are
golf balls magnetic?
492
00:24:31,419 --> 00:24:32,419
Come on.
493
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,495
It is alive!
494
00:24:41,825 --> 00:24:45,062
- My first hole in one. Yes!
495
00:24:45,198 --> 00:24:46,995
- Oh!
- Don't say it.
496
00:24:47,131 --> 00:24:48,199
You ever see this before?
497
00:24:48,975 --> 00:24:50,199
Larry?
498
00:24:50,335 --> 00:24:52,174
Nothing but the
bottom of the cup.
499
00:24:52,309 --> 00:24:55,372
- Oh, God, that's his ball.
- Yeah, yeah, it's my ball.
500
00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:57,681
- Sorry.
- Wait, wait. Let me get a picture.
501
00:24:57,816 --> 00:24:59,744
All right, here we go.
You're gonna smile.
502
00:24:59,879 --> 00:25:01,989
You're reaching... You're reaching
for the ball and then you smile.
503
00:25:02,013 --> 00:25:03,188
- Okay?
- Yes.
504
00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:04,955
And you think this is good.
505
00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:07,170
- Just take the picture!
- All right, okay.
506
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,620
Uh-oh.
507
00:25:16,129 --> 00:25:17,826
What kind
of camera is that?
508
00:25:17,962 --> 00:25:19,474
- Just a regular...
- Would you not point that at me please?
509
00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:20,908
- And close the lens cap.
- I didn't do anything...
510
00:25:20,932 --> 00:25:21,932
Where'd he go?
511
00:25:24,135 --> 00:25:28,875
Fun fact... The temperature at the
center of the Earth is 9,800 degrees.
512
00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:30,681
No, no, no, no!
513
00:25:43,393 --> 00:25:46,895
Oh, look out for that first
step, doc. It's a real lulu.
514
00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,094
Bugs Bunny?
515
00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:51,359
Eh, you were expecting
maybe the Easter Bunny?
516
00:25:51,495 --> 00:25:52,861
You're a cartoon.
You're not real.
517
00:25:52,997 --> 00:25:54,098
Not real, eh?
518
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:56,602
If I weren't real,
could I do this?
519
00:25:59,343 --> 00:26:01,069
Ugh!
520
00:26:01,205 --> 00:26:02,773
Oh, look. Is that Michael?
521
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,579
It's Michael!
522
00:26:04,715 --> 00:26:06,341
Why is Sylvester in the sewer?
523
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,015
He's getting ready
to ambush Tweety.
524
00:26:10,323 --> 00:26:11,555
Bah!
525
00:26:11,691 --> 00:26:13,585
Okay, but why is
Taz in the mailbox?
526
00:26:13,721 --> 00:26:16,759
Because Tasmanian devils are the
number one cause of mail tampering.
527
00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:19,053
Come on, Raven. This
isn't rocket science.
528
00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:20,890
Basketball!
529
00:26:21,026 --> 00:26:23,258
Ooh! I thought I saw...
530
00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:25,769
I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
531
00:26:26,769 --> 00:26:28,372
Eh, pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
532
00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:30,967
Can I have your...
533
00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:32,268
Your John Hancock, please?
534
00:26:32,404 --> 00:26:34,844
Back off! Let the
doctor take a look.
535
00:26:36,577 --> 00:26:37,741
Woops!
536
00:26:37,877 --> 00:26:38,942
A little high.
537
00:26:39,078 --> 00:26:40,617
- No.
- Going down.
538
00:26:40,753 --> 00:26:44,117
- Woo-hoo!
- No!
539
00:26:45,216 --> 00:26:48,187
- Oh!
540
00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:51,289
So... what do you say
we go for a little spin?
541
00:26:52,164 --> 00:26:53,225
Yes.
542
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,325
Hmm.
543
00:26:55,461 --> 00:26:57,332
Now, let's see what
we got inside here.
544
00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:01,299
Say "ah".
545
00:27:03,341 --> 00:27:04,372
All right.
546
00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:05,842
He's okay!
547
00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:08,746
What's going on here?
548
00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:11,408
Why, Michael, I thought
you'd never ask.
549
00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:13,411
You see, these aliens
come from outer space
550
00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:15,615
and they want to make us
slaves in their theme park.
551
00:27:15,751 --> 00:27:17,616
Eh, what do we care?
552
00:27:17,751 --> 00:27:19,968
They're little. So we challenge
them to a basketball game.
553
00:27:19,992 --> 00:27:21,760
But then they show up
and they ain't so little.
554
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:24,287
They're huge! We need
to beat these guys,
555
00:27:24,422 --> 00:27:25,902
because they're
talking about slavery.
556
00:27:25,964 --> 00:27:27,635
They're going to make
us do stand-up comedy,
557
00:27:27,659 --> 00:27:30,366
the same jokes every
night for all eternity.
558
00:27:30,502 --> 00:27:32,068
What's he whining about?
559
00:27:32,203 --> 00:27:34,532
I know comedians who would
love that kind of job security.
560
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:38,507
Entertainment is indeed the
toughest of the businesses.
561
00:27:38,643 --> 00:27:41,641
We're gonna be locked up like wild
animals and then trotted out to perform
562
00:27:41,776 --> 00:27:46,551
for a bunch of low-brow, bug-eyed,
fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens!
563
00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:49,319
Eh, what I'm trying to say is...
564
00:27:49,454 --> 00:27:52,415
We need your help!
565
00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:54,054
Yeah, but I'm a
baseball player now.
566
00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:57,520
Right. And I'm a
Shakespearean actor.
567
00:28:04,336 --> 00:28:05,726
Stop the movie!
568
00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:08,399
If I laugh any harder,
I's gonna pee myself.
569
00:28:09,868 --> 00:28:11,170
Oops.
570
00:28:11,306 --> 00:28:13,503
That Bugs
Bunny is pretty loony.
571
00:28:13,639 --> 00:28:16,840
You want to see loony?
We'll show you loony.
572
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,002
You guys want to watch
more of the movie?
573
00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:48,137
Yeah!
574
00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:53,042
Mike?
575
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:54,951
Michael, it's Stan.
576
00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:56,951
It's Stan Podolak.
577
00:28:57,087 --> 00:28:59,450
Look, I need you to
come out now, okay?
578
00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:01,716
Because you've got a
baseball game tomorrow.
579
00:29:01,852 --> 00:29:04,026
I'd look pretty stupid
if you don't show up.
580
00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:07,126
You think Michael's all right?
581
00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:08,622
Boy, I hate to
leave him like this.
582
00:29:08,699 --> 00:29:10,298
I'm sure he's fine.
583
00:29:10,434 --> 00:29:12,801
I think he just had to get
away from that Stan character.
584
00:29:12,936 --> 00:29:15,269
Oh, God. He's
pathetic, isn't he?
585
00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:17,606
Larry, I'm going to give
us both twos back there.
586
00:29:17,742 --> 00:29:20,705
- We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt.
- I think that's fair.
587
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,075
Yeah.
588
00:29:22,211 --> 00:29:24,777
Come on, Larry Bird!
To the Batcave!
589
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:35,590
Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.
590
00:29:35,726 --> 00:29:36,726
My timing's all off.
591
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,362
Eh, we'll fix your timing.
592
00:29:38,498 --> 00:29:40,154
Look at our facilities.
593
00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:41,756
We've got hoops.
594
00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:44,330
We got weights.
595
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,797
We've got balls.
596
00:29:46,932 --> 00:29:47,766
Whoa!
597
00:29:47,901 --> 00:29:48,901
You sure do.
598
00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:50,303
This place is a mess.
599
00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,705
Mess? You're worried
about a little mess?
600
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,471
There's nothing here a little
spit-shine wouldn't fix.
601
00:29:56,606 --> 00:29:58,674
- Spit-shine!
- Spit-shine!
602
00:30:00,485 --> 00:30:02,686
Remember, kids,
603
00:30:02,821 --> 00:30:05,941
when your parents tell you to clean your
room, just give it the old spit-shine.
604
00:30:17,503 --> 00:30:19,601
Lemony fresh.
605
00:30:19,736 --> 00:30:21,103
You guys are nuts.
606
00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:24,368
Correction.
We're Looney Tunes.
607
00:30:24,504 --> 00:30:26,402
And as such are the
exclusive property
608
00:30:26,537 --> 00:30:29,512
and trademark of
Warner Bros Inc.
609
00:30:29,648 --> 00:30:31,476
Ha-ha! Another butt!
610
00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:34,109
Mmuah!
611
00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:43,323
I'm here.
612
00:30:44,396 --> 00:30:45,754
Me, too.
613
00:30:47,026 --> 00:30:48,196
That hurt.
614
00:30:50,801 --> 00:30:52,301
Who are these guys?
615
00:30:52,437 --> 00:30:55,874
Well, uh, remember the tiny
aliens I told you about?
616
00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:57,872
Oh.
617
00:30:58,007 --> 00:30:59,569
You heard of the Dream Team?
618
00:30:59,704 --> 00:31:02,511
Well, we're the Mean
Team, wussy man.
619
00:31:02,646 --> 00:31:03,847
Wussy man.
620
00:31:03,983 --> 00:31:05,875
- "Wussy man"?
- We're the Monstars!
621
00:31:06,011 --> 00:31:07,717
M-O-N...
622
00:31:07,853 --> 00:31:10,515
Let's see what you got, chump.
623
00:31:11,749 --> 00:31:13,453
I don't play basketball anymore.
624
00:31:13,588 --> 00:31:16,125
"I don't
play basketball anymore."
625
00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:18,924
Maybe you're chicken.
626
00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:23,390
I say, I resemble that remark.
627
00:31:23,526 --> 00:31:24,665
You calling me chicken?
628
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,636
Hey, come here.
629
00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:29,604
- Whoa!
630
00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:33,939
That's gonna give me nightmares.
631
00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:37,338
Ooh! Watch the footwork.
632
00:31:37,474 --> 00:31:39,240
Can you believe it?
633
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,407
Whoa!
634
00:31:40,543 --> 00:31:42,815
Get out of the way!
635
00:31:45,556 --> 00:31:46,413
Ah!
636
00:31:46,549 --> 00:31:48,559
Hey, everybody!
637
00:31:48,694 --> 00:31:51,462
Look at your hero now.
638
00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,731
You guys are making
a big mistake.
639
00:31:56,867 --> 00:31:58,459
You're all washed up...
640
00:31:58,594 --> 00:32:01,567
- Baldy.
- "Baldy"?
641
00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:04,432
He's not washed up.
Michael's the greatest ever.
642
00:32:04,568 --> 00:32:06,202
- Shut up.
- Doh!
643
00:32:09,682 --> 00:32:11,877
My poor little cranium.
644
00:32:12,012 --> 00:32:13,012
You okay?
645
00:32:13,114 --> 00:32:14,749
Yeah. Are you okay?
646
00:32:14,884 --> 00:32:16,585
- Hey!
- Whoops.
647
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,618
You're not scared
of them, are you, Michael?
648
00:32:30,099 --> 00:32:31,179
Let's play some basketball.
649
00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:32,297
Yeah!
650
00:32:36,906 --> 00:32:38,335
What do you doing?
651
00:32:38,471 --> 00:32:40,638
I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.
652
00:32:41,414 --> 00:32:42,414
Oh.
653
00:32:43,741 --> 00:32:45,049
He's fixing a divot.
654
00:32:51,822 --> 00:32:55,149
Fun fact... Schlesinger Gym was
named after Leon Schlesinger,
655
00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:57,460
who was the original
producer of The Looney Tunes,
656
00:32:57,595 --> 00:33:00,856
and the gym is modeled after
a Warner Brothers sound stage.
657
00:33:26,158 --> 00:33:28,453
Has anyone here ever
played basketball?
658
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,258
- Um, I have...
659
00:33:31,394 --> 00:33:33,229
I'd like to try
out for the team.
660
00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:35,060
Hey.
661
00:33:35,131 --> 00:33:37,060
Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.
662
00:33:37,195 --> 00:33:38,700
Lola?
663
00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:40,195
Yes?
664
00:33:40,330 --> 00:33:41,466
Hello.
665
00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:43,641
Eh, my name is...
Bugs.
666
00:33:43,776 --> 00:33:47,006
- You wanna
play a little one-on-one, doll?
667
00:33:47,141 --> 00:33:48,877
- "Doll"?
- Uh-huh.
668
00:33:49,012 --> 00:33:52,075
On the court... Bugs.
669
00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:53,642
Sure.
670
00:33:53,777 --> 00:33:56,010
- Oh, she's hot.
671
00:33:58,152 --> 00:34:00,091
- Ready?
- Yes.
672
00:34:02,018 --> 00:34:06,555
- I got it, I got it...
673
00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:08,264
The girl's got some skills.
674
00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:11,531
Yes?
675
00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:17,435
Don't ever call me "doll."
676
00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,941
Indeed, she is not one of these
677
00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:22,245
or these, or any of these.
678
00:34:24,246 --> 00:34:25,611
- Check.
679
00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:30,313
Hey, nice playing with ya.
680
00:34:30,448 --> 00:34:32,479
She's... leaving?
681
00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:34,665
Yeah! Because one single basket
automatically gets you on the team.
682
00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:36,290
Well, no wonder they
need Michael so bad.
683
00:34:36,426 --> 00:34:37,866
- Mais oui!
- Okay. Where's the ball?
684
00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:43,563
- Let's do some drills.
- Yeah, let's do that.
685
00:34:47,438 --> 00:34:49,463
Can anyone lend me
a pair of sneakers?
686
00:34:49,599 --> 00:34:51,274
Uh, sneakers?
687
00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:56,244
- Oh.
- Sowwy.
688
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,860
Someone's gonna have
to go to my house
689
00:34:57,984 --> 00:34:59,480
and pick up my basketball gear.
690
00:34:59,616 --> 00:35:03,010
- To your house? In 3-D land?
- Yeah.
691
00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:06,251
Would somebody get
this guy a mask? Ugh.
692
00:35:06,386 --> 00:35:08,620
And whatever you do
693
00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:10,760
don't forget my North
Carolina shorts.
694
00:35:10,896 --> 00:35:13,536
- Your shorts? From college?
- Ooh-hoo.
695
00:35:13,632 --> 00:35:16,501
I wore them under my Chicago
Bulls uniform every game.
696
00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:22,034
So why can't Michael get
his own basketball shorts?
697
00:35:22,169 --> 00:35:23,169
Beats me.
698
00:35:23,304 --> 00:35:25,504
I too am the very lost.
699
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,135
I've seen this movie
a hundred times
700
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:29,190
and I still don't know
why he can't go back home.
701
00:35:29,309 --> 00:35:32,208
Well, we were in the movie and
we don't even know the reason.
702
00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:35,285
Well, we can go online, get
more information on the film.
703
00:35:42,991 --> 00:35:46,028
Titans.
Can I have word with you?
704
00:35:46,164 --> 00:35:49,995
Listen up. I think these aliens have
something sinister planned with this website.
705
00:35:50,131 --> 00:35:52,665
Why else would it still be
around after all these years?
706
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,904
Because it's super
awesome. That's why.
707
00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:56,869
But look! Jam Central.
708
00:35:57,004 --> 00:35:59,476
They're probably using this
site to jam our computer,
709
00:35:59,612 --> 00:36:02,210
so we can't call for help
when they try to replace us!
710
00:36:02,345 --> 00:36:04,546
Stop being the paranoid, Robin.
711
00:36:04,681 --> 00:36:06,948
Now let's figure out why
MJ can't go back home.
712
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,815
Hmm. Here we go.
713
00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:10,991
It says here that Michael
had to join the Looney Tunes
714
00:36:11,015 --> 00:36:12,613
because they
wouldn't let him go.
715
00:36:12,748 --> 00:36:15,218
Oh, now I get it!
716
00:36:15,353 --> 00:36:17,794
In order to prevent themselves
from becoming prisoners,
717
00:36:17,929 --> 00:36:20,329
the Looney Tunes had to
make Michael their prisoner.
718
00:36:20,465 --> 00:36:22,994
Oh, yeah! That makes
total sense, yo!
719
00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:26,733
And look! It says here that
the Michael Jordan's lawyer
720
00:36:26,869 --> 00:36:29,867
originally came up with
the idea for the Space Jam.
721
00:36:30,003 --> 00:36:33,407
Well, if anyone knows
comedy, it's lawyers.
722
00:36:33,543 --> 00:36:35,769
Okay, Titans. You
got your answer.
723
00:36:35,905 --> 00:36:39,879
Now can we please get off this
website before something bad happens?
724
00:36:40,015 --> 00:36:42,847
Not yet, bro. I want to play
some of them classic games.
725
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:48,985
I knew it!
726
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,840
This website is trying
to hack our computer!
727
00:36:51,456 --> 00:36:53,524
Relax, dude.
728
00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:55,704
The computer is probably just having
an issue with the outdated software.
729
00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:57,858
We can't
take that risk!
730
00:36:57,993 --> 00:36:59,562
We need to shut it down now!
731
00:37:03,006 --> 00:37:04,865
Is he the dead?
732
00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:06,704
Mm, no. He's still breathing.
733
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,741
Great! Let's get
back to the movie.
734
00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,877
The
view back here stinks.
735
00:37:14,017 --> 00:37:15,951
Whoa!
736
00:37:16,086 --> 00:37:17,792
- Whoa! Oh, what?
- We're right in front of Michael's house.
737
00:37:17,816 --> 00:37:20,452
- I knew that!
738
00:37:20,587 --> 00:37:22,126
Okay, let's go in this way.
739
00:37:22,262 --> 00:37:24,757
I say let's
go in that way!
740
00:37:25,923 --> 00:37:27,991
He just never learns.
741
00:37:30,365 --> 00:37:32,233
Now, let me see.
742
00:37:32,368 --> 00:37:35,801
I must be very, very, close.
743
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,605
- Mother!
744
00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:47,884
Nice digs.
745
00:37:50,247 --> 00:37:53,456
Well, well. I wonder
who that could be.
746
00:37:55,821 --> 00:37:58,929
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
747
00:37:59,065 --> 00:38:01,458
Shh! Everyone's sleepin'!
748
00:38:01,594 --> 00:38:03,427
I knew that.
749
00:38:03,562 --> 00:38:06,599
Come on! Come on! We gotta find
Michael's basketball stuff.
750
00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:08,629
Now, spread out and
search the place.
751
00:38:08,765 --> 00:38:10,435
Yes, sahib.
752
00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:11,901
Oh, brother!
753
00:38:12,036 --> 00:38:14,273
Here I am, in the
peak of my form,
754
00:38:14,408 --> 00:38:17,169
- playin' second banana to some sort of a hare-brain.
- Yap, yap, yap.
755
00:38:17,281 --> 00:38:19,749
Hmm. This could be useful.
756
00:38:19,884 --> 00:38:21,852
Ah-ha!
757
00:38:21,988 --> 00:38:24,784
Michael must really love underwear
to keep it in his trophy room.
758
00:38:25,950 --> 00:38:27,782
Oh! One of his shoes.
759
00:38:27,918 --> 00:38:29,855
Nope. Nope. Nope.
760
00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:34,563
Where is that other shoe?
761
00:38:36,365 --> 00:38:38,866
Where are you?
762
00:38:39,002 --> 00:38:40,002
Eureka!
763
00:38:41,468 --> 00:38:43,132
Come to Papa.
764
00:38:45,768 --> 00:38:48,278
Nothing to see here, kid. We're
just breaking and entering.
765
00:38:48,414 --> 00:38:49,842
What a fuzz-foot.
You are so clumsy.
766
00:38:50,975 --> 00:38:53,274
- Catch, featherhead.
- Thanks.
767
00:38:57,121 --> 00:38:58,681
Well, time to go.
768
00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:00,523
Did we get everything?
769
00:39:01,521 --> 00:39:02,921
The shorts!
770
00:39:03,995 --> 00:39:05,187
In there?
771
00:39:06,196 --> 00:39:07,827
Okay, I'll check.
772
00:39:12,368 --> 00:39:14,328
I found... the shorts.
773
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,539
Whoa!
774
00:39:18,504 --> 00:39:20,835
The pain!
775
00:39:20,971 --> 00:39:22,642
I'm right behind ya, pal.
776
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,574
Eh, that's
none too reassuring.
777
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:25,710
Nice puppy.
778
00:39:25,843 --> 00:39:27,044
How's about a bone?
779
00:39:28,051 --> 00:39:29,251
No dice.
780
00:39:29,387 --> 00:39:31,251
What about a nice holiday ham?
781
00:39:31,387 --> 00:39:32,921
He ain't buyin' it.
782
00:39:33,056 --> 00:39:34,630
- Can't we talk this over, Rover?
- Down, Beethoven!
783
00:39:34,654 --> 00:39:37,087
Ooh! The kids are here.
784
00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:41,223
Give it to me, Charles.
785
00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:47,266
- Here you go, Bugs.
- Yeah! Thanks, kid.
786
00:39:47,401 --> 00:39:49,037
Shoo! Shoo!
787
00:39:49,172 --> 00:39:51,073
Bad dog!
788
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:56,042
That is the last time I'm ever
working with dogs or children!
789
00:39:56,178 --> 00:39:58,298
- Bye-bye!
- Hey, where're you going?
790
00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:00,147
Well, uh, you see,
791
00:40:00,282 --> 00:40:02,330
the Looney Tunes have a big
basketball game comin' up,
792
00:40:02,354 --> 00:40:04,316
and, uh, your dad's gonna play.
793
00:40:04,451 --> 00:40:05,551
All right!
794
00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,986
Yeah! But don't tell anybody.
795
00:40:09,861 --> 00:40:12,463
Isn't it weird that these
kids have, like, no reaction
796
00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:14,791
to an animated rabbit
and duck in their house?
797
00:40:14,927 --> 00:40:18,202
No, Raven. There's nothing weird about
seein' a bunch of cartoon characters
798
00:40:18,337 --> 00:40:22,132
stealing your dad's stuff and then
telling you not to say anything about it!
799
00:40:22,267 --> 00:40:25,068
This is it!
This is it!
800
00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:27,207
I don't know where
you are, Michael,
801
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,741
but wherever you are, you
obviously enjoy being there!
802
00:40:29,877 --> 00:40:31,612
More than spendin' time with me!
803
00:40:31,748 --> 00:40:33,447
You better hope this
Jordan character
804
00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,351
still knows how to play hoops.
805
00:40:35,487 --> 00:40:37,280
You and me both, brudduh.
806
00:40:37,415 --> 00:40:40,649
Listen, how's
this for a new team name,
807
00:40:40,784 --> 00:40:42,154
"The Ducks!"
808
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:43,493
Please!
809
00:40:43,629 --> 00:40:45,034
What kind of Mickey
Mouse organization
810
00:40:45,058 --> 00:40:47,497
would name their
team, "The Ducks?"
811
00:40:47,633 --> 00:40:49,725
So sue me.
It's just a suggestion.
812
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,097
You're doin' it!
813
00:40:56,232 --> 00:40:58,567
You're becoming mighty! Go!
814
00:40:58,703 --> 00:41:00,178
Come
on, guys. No pain, no gain.
815
00:41:00,202 --> 00:41:03,207
Ha! That's two more butts!
816
00:41:03,343 --> 00:41:06,610
I don't
hear it! What is it?
817
00:41:06,746 --> 00:41:09,266
- Come on!
- Now shake it, - keep on sweating!
818
00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:11,218
Eh, guys?
819
00:41:11,353 --> 00:41:12,521
Yeah?
820
00:41:12,657 --> 00:41:15,350
Look who's finally
ready to play!
821
00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:24,502
Let's see if I remember
how to do this.
822
00:41:31,504 --> 00:41:32,504
Yes!
823
00:41:55,935 --> 00:41:56,963
Michael!
824
00:41:59,270 --> 00:42:01,567
Is it really you?
825
00:42:01,702 --> 00:42:05,407
Oh! Thank God,
you're all right! You're all right!
826
00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:08,071
Oh-ho-ho. I was so worried.
827
00:42:08,207 --> 00:42:10,744
Come on, Stan. Don't
hug me, please.
828
00:42:10,879 --> 00:42:12,441
- Sorry.
- What are you doin' here?
829
00:42:12,576 --> 00:42:14,917
I gotta take you back.
You've got baseball practice.
830
00:42:15,053 --> 00:42:17,617
I can't. I'm helpin' my friends
in their basketball game.
831
00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,450
Let me get this straight...
832
00:42:19,585 --> 00:42:21,664
First, Michael quits the NBA
to play Minor League baseball.
833
00:42:21,688 --> 00:42:25,223
Now he's quitting baseball to
play cartoon basketball for free?
834
00:42:25,358 --> 00:42:28,732
Yup! His career is really
going places in this film!
835
00:42:28,867 --> 00:42:30,926
If it doesn't bother you,
it doesn't bother me.
836
00:42:31,062 --> 00:42:33,546
I mean... Let me help! Let me help! I
could help! I can help! Let me help!
837
00:42:33,570 --> 00:42:35,035
What can you do?
838
00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:37,271
Well, you know, I mean...
I may not be very tall,
839
00:42:37,407 --> 00:42:39,134
but I'm slow.
840
00:42:39,269 --> 00:42:41,776
- And large.
- And a dork.
841
00:42:41,911 --> 00:42:44,314
I'll do anything,
Michael! Anything!
842
00:42:44,449 --> 00:42:46,243
- Anything?
- Anything.
843
00:42:48,048 --> 00:42:51,215
Come here. Come
here for a second.
844
00:42:51,350 --> 00:42:53,420
- Sit right here.
- Okay.
845
00:42:53,555 --> 00:42:55,055
Okay, no problem.
846
00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:58,954
All right! All right.
Let's go, team!
847
00:42:59,089 --> 00:43:01,689
You know, if somebody gets injured,
we could see a lot of minutes.
848
00:43:01,761 --> 00:43:03,898
I'm a cheerleader.
849
00:43:15,774 --> 00:43:17,308
Holds up.
850
00:43:17,444 --> 00:43:19,775
So the big game takes
place in Looney Tunes land?
851
00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,311
Yeah, so?
852
00:43:21,447 --> 00:43:23,379
So, why'd they call
this movie Space Jam?
853
00:43:23,514 --> 00:43:25,385
When the Jam doesn't
take place in space?
854
00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,835
Because "Looney Tunes Land In
The Middle Of The Planet Jam"
855
00:43:27,859 --> 00:43:30,089
doesn't have a nice
ring to it, Raven.
856
00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:38,627
Yes!
857
00:43:41,272 --> 00:43:42,640
Butt shot!
858
00:43:57,884 --> 00:43:59,756
Just get out of my way.
859
00:44:07,224 --> 00:44:09,132
- Ready?
- Yes!
860
00:44:09,267 --> 00:44:10,530
Let's go.
861
00:44:20,841 --> 00:44:22,069
Okey-doke. Ready to go?
862
00:44:22,205 --> 00:44:23,871
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
863
00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:25,006
Riot!
864
00:44:26,984 --> 00:44:30,177
Ladies and gentlemen
865
00:44:30,313 --> 00:44:32,683
the starting lineup for...
866
00:44:32,818 --> 00:44:35,357
The Tune Squad!
867
00:44:37,157 --> 00:44:39,221
Standing two-foot-four,
868
00:44:39,356 --> 00:44:42,189
The Wonder From Down Under...
869
00:44:42,325 --> 00:44:46,561
The Tasmanian Devil!
870
00:44:48,634 --> 00:44:51,501
- At small forward,
871
00:44:51,637 --> 00:44:55,268
standing a scintillating
three-foot-two...
872
00:44:55,404 --> 00:44:57,511
the "Heartthrob of the Hoops,".
873
00:44:57,646 --> 00:45:01,008
Lola Bunny!
874
00:45:04,183 --> 00:45:06,054
At power forward,
875
00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:09,590
the "Quackster of the
Courts," Daffy Duck!
876
00:45:09,725 --> 00:45:12,356
Thank you. Thank you!
877
00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:17,930
Very funny. Let's all
laugh at the duck.
878
00:45:18,065 --> 00:45:20,404
And at Point Guard,
879
00:45:20,539 --> 00:45:22,596
standing three-foot-three
880
00:45:22,731 --> 00:45:24,932
four feet if you
include the ears...
881
00:45:25,068 --> 00:45:30,175
Co-captain of the Tune Squad...
"The Doctor of Delight,".
882
00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:33,711
- Bugs Bunny!
- Thank you! Thank you!
883
00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:38,182
And now
884
00:45:38,318 --> 00:45:40,789
the player-coach
of the Tune Squad
885
00:45:40,925 --> 00:45:45,086
at six-foot-six
from North Carolina,
886
00:45:45,221 --> 00:45:47,395
his Royal Airness,
887
00:45:47,530 --> 00:45:51,329
Michael Jordan!
888
00:45:54,606 --> 00:45:57,069
Who? Is he a Looney Tune?
889
00:45:57,205 --> 00:45:59,209
Uh... Well... Perhaps.
890
00:46:02,842 --> 00:46:04,109
You guys ready?
891
00:46:04,245 --> 00:46:05,685
I'm set to take it
to the rack, Jack.
892
00:46:05,743 --> 00:46:07,809
Those Monstars'll wish
they'd never been born!
893
00:46:07,945 --> 00:46:10,812
- Guys, let's just go out and have fun.
- Yeah!
894
00:46:10,947 --> 00:46:14,583
The challengers
for the Ultimate Game
895
00:46:14,718 --> 00:46:17,793
all the way from Moron Mountain.
896
00:46:17,929 --> 00:46:20,296
Oh, come on! More introductions?
897
00:46:20,431 --> 00:46:21,821
Relax, girl!
898
00:46:21,957 --> 00:46:25,026
They're getting folks
hyped up for the game!
899
00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,995
Yeah!
900
00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:29,972
Go, Monstars! Go,
Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, go!
901
00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,347
What are you looking at?
902
00:46:47,986 --> 00:46:49,717
Cool shoes.
903
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:53,691
Uh. Ugh.
904
00:46:53,826 --> 00:46:54,826
Ready?
905
00:47:00,965 --> 00:47:02,983
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the ball. I got the ball.
906
00:47:03,007 --> 00:47:04,799
Coming
through, little boys.
907
00:47:04,934 --> 00:47:08,006
Who do they think they
are, the Detroit Pistons?
908
00:47:08,141 --> 00:47:10,005
Thank you.
909
00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:11,178
Yes!
910
00:47:11,911 --> 00:47:13,112
Way to go, boys.
911
00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:15,544
Did you see the
moves on that one?
912
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,163
Come on, come
on, show me somethin'.
913
00:47:17,187 --> 00:47:19,149
What you got? Come
on, show me somethin'.
914
00:47:19,285 --> 00:47:20,485
You ain't got no hands.
915
00:47:22,059 --> 00:47:23,096
- Huh?
- Whoops.
916
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,321
The duck!
917
00:47:24,457 --> 00:47:26,021
Yo, D-up
on the duck, man.
918
00:47:26,156 --> 00:47:27,357
Yeah!
919
00:47:27,493 --> 00:47:28,893
- Oh.
920
00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:33,134
This game is out of control, yo.
921
00:47:33,269 --> 00:47:35,669
Call the Commissioner
Gordon. Call him!
922
00:47:41,643 --> 00:47:43,204
Oh, my.
923
00:47:43,339 --> 00:47:45,916
She was wide open.
924
00:47:46,051 --> 00:47:47,523
Come on, baby.
I'm open, I'm open.
925
00:47:47,547 --> 00:47:49,123
Hit me up, hit me up.
School's open, baby.
926
00:47:49,147 --> 00:47:51,218
Yeah, yeah. Yeah!
927
00:47:51,918 --> 00:47:53,423
Ha!
928
00:47:55,490 --> 00:47:56,738
Watch the screen!
Watch the screen! Watch him!
929
00:47:56,762 --> 00:47:58,292
Coming your way,
coming your way.
930
00:47:58,427 --> 00:47:59,672
Hey, man, I'm gonna
make him do something.
931
00:47:59,696 --> 00:48:00,696
Get him!
932
00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:07,532
Wait. The Monstars
are up now by six
933
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:09,696
and we're in the second
period? How'd that happen?
934
00:48:09,831 --> 00:48:11,531
Because this is
the Ultimate Game.
935
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,741
It transcends space and time.
936
00:48:13,877 --> 00:48:15,539
And apparently logic, too.
937
00:48:17,544 --> 00:48:19,445
Nice shot, Mr. J.
938
00:48:19,581 --> 00:48:21,661
Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come
on. Get back on defense.
939
00:48:23,048 --> 00:48:24,048
Way to go!
940
00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:25,813
MJ! MJ!
941
00:48:27,921 --> 00:48:28,921
Red light.
942
00:48:29,022 --> 00:48:30,154
Feed me! Feed me!
943
00:48:30,289 --> 00:48:32,325
Feed you? Feed me!
944
00:48:34,198 --> 00:48:36,423
- Oops. Uh-oh.
945
00:48:36,558 --> 00:48:37,768
Bad little putty tat!
946
00:48:37,903 --> 00:48:39,223
I'll take
that, thank you.
947
00:48:40,102 --> 00:48:42,029
Here, don't try this at home!
948
00:48:46,075 --> 00:48:47,775
- Wai...
- You goin' somewhere?
949
00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:49,443
May I remind you, sir,
950
00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:52,579
that physical violence is
patently against the rules?
951
00:48:52,714 --> 00:48:54,084
Yeow!
952
00:48:54,219 --> 00:48:58,087
Did you order original
recipe or extra crispy?
953
00:49:02,058 --> 00:49:03,753
- Let's go. Come on.
- Me?
954
00:49:03,888 --> 00:49:05,991
- Oh. Boy. I'm ready. I can do this.
- Mouse?
955
00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:07,891
You picked the mouse?
956
00:49:08,027 --> 00:49:09,704
I love basketball.
I've always loved basketball.
957
00:49:09,728 --> 00:49:11,566
- Do you love basketball?
- Uh-huh.
958
00:49:11,701 --> 00:49:13,213
- You're big. I bet you're good at basketball.
- Right.
959
00:49:13,237 --> 00:49:14,510
I'm small, but I'll
try really, really hard
960
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:15,995
- to be good at basketball.
- Okay.
961
00:49:16,131 --> 00:49:17,779
- Really I will. I always try hard.
- Yeah.
962
00:49:17,803 --> 00:49:18,241
My mom says "Try your best
in everything you do..."
963
00:49:22,342 --> 00:49:25,977
- Try to get by me, doll.
- "Doll?"
964
00:49:26,113 --> 00:49:27,611
- Whoa!
965
00:49:29,283 --> 00:49:30,785
- You go, girl.
966
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,312
Don't ever call me...
967
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:33,956
"Doll."
968
00:49:34,092 --> 00:49:37,189
She is not the consumer product!
969
00:49:37,324 --> 00:49:39,026
- Nice shot.
- Thanks, Bugs.
970
00:49:39,161 --> 00:49:42,027
Hmm? Where's your defense, boy?
971
00:49:42,162 --> 00:49:43,491
I got you right here.
972
00:49:43,626 --> 00:49:46,492
Call nine-one-one!
973
00:49:46,628 --> 00:49:48,632
Piece of pie? Pork chop?
974
00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:51,371
- Some sorbet, perhaps?
- Yeah!
975
00:50:06,382 --> 00:50:07,389
Half-time.
976
00:50:09,858 --> 00:50:11,889
Holey putty tat.
977
00:50:12,024 --> 00:50:13,800
- We're better than them.
- Yeah, man.
978
00:50:13,824 --> 00:50:15,463
We got it goin'
on. One more half
979
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:17,307
- and we're on our way, man.
- We got 'em, boys.
980
00:50:17,331 --> 00:50:19,892
Moron Mountain, here we come.
981
00:50:20,028 --> 00:50:21,828
We're
gonna be slaves.
982
00:50:21,964 --> 00:50:23,244
Come on. Guys.
Keep your head up.
983
00:50:23,370 --> 00:50:24,610
Got whole another half to play.
984
00:50:38,756 --> 00:50:40,387
It's the boss.
985
00:50:41,652 --> 00:50:44,021
Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.
986
00:50:44,156 --> 00:50:45,922
All right.
987
00:50:46,058 --> 00:50:48,828
Not bad for the first half,
but we gotta keep this up.
988
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,396
Hey, no problem.
989
00:50:50,532 --> 00:50:51,838
- We stole the...
- We stole the talent, boss
990
00:50:51,862 --> 00:50:53,360
from the best
players in the NBA.
991
00:50:53,496 --> 00:50:54,862
From the NBA?
992
00:50:54,998 --> 00:50:56,415
And it was little, uh,
uh, uh, grand-mama.
993
00:50:56,439 --> 00:50:58,108
- What was it, Larry Johnson?
- Shut up!
994
00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:01,936
I smell something.
995
00:51:02,071 --> 00:51:03,947
It's probably all that
nasty cigar smoke.
996
00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:05,575
We have been
playing really hard.
997
00:51:05,711 --> 00:51:07,645
- Yeah.
- Not you, you idiot.
998
00:51:10,185 --> 00:51:12,012
It's coming from over here.
999
00:51:12,148 --> 00:51:13,908
- That locker!
1000
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,620
Yeah!
1001
00:51:17,094 --> 00:51:18,694
- Look!
1002
00:51:18,830 --> 00:51:20,627
It's the chubby boy.
1003
00:51:20,763 --> 00:51:22,193
Ah.
1004
00:51:22,328 --> 00:51:25,261
It smells like a spy.
1005
00:51:28,305 --> 00:51:29,932
You guys
need a publicist?
1006
00:51:30,067 --> 00:51:32,137
- I can make you big.
- Look.
1007
00:51:32,273 --> 00:51:34,421
- I know we're down.
- Oh, yeah, let's hear the story.
1008
00:51:34,445 --> 00:51:36,571
But I've been in this
situation many times before.
1009
00:51:36,707 --> 00:51:38,792
- Oh, this is a piece of work.
- We can still win this thing.
1010
00:51:38,816 --> 00:51:40,526
- It's not over with. We gotta come together.
1011
00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:41,755
- Oh, yeah.
- We gotta believe in ourselves.
1012
00:51:41,779 --> 00:51:43,219
We can come back
and win this game.
1013
00:51:43,355 --> 00:51:44,114
Yeah, right.
That's gonna help us.
1014
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:48,992
Looks
like Stan just had
1015
00:51:49,128 --> 00:51:50,819
a close encounter
with a bug-zapper.
1016
00:51:50,955 --> 00:51:54,989
The Monstars.
The Monstars!
1017
00:52:00,102 --> 00:52:01,145
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
- You all right, Stan?
1018
00:52:01,169 --> 00:52:02,663
The Monstars.
1019
00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:05,141
The Monstars
1020
00:52:05,277 --> 00:52:08,204
stole the talent
from the NBA players.
1021
00:52:11,941 --> 00:52:13,776
So that's what
happened to those guys.
1022
00:52:13,912 --> 00:52:17,787
I think
we should forfeit.
1023
00:52:17,923 --> 00:52:19,086
- Yeah.
- Listen.
1024
00:52:19,222 --> 00:52:20,852
I didn't get dragged down here
1025
00:52:20,988 --> 00:52:22,794
just to get my butt whipped
by a bunch of ugly Monstars.
1026
00:52:22,818 --> 00:52:24,159
I ain't goin' out like that.
1027
00:52:24,294 --> 00:52:25,754
We're lettin' 'em
push us around.
1028
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,404
We gotta
fight 'em back.
1029
00:52:28,428 --> 00:52:29,692
We gotta take it to them.
1030
00:52:29,828 --> 00:52:31,145
We gotta get right
in their faces.
1031
00:52:31,169 --> 00:52:33,665
- What do you say?
1032
00:52:34,873 --> 00:52:36,063
Are you with me or not?
1033
00:52:42,007 --> 00:52:44,175
Eh, finished? Eh, great
speech an' all, doc.
1034
00:52:44,311 --> 00:52:45,811
Eh, you had 'em riveted.
1035
00:52:45,946 --> 00:52:49,180
- But, er, didn't you forget somethin'?
- What?
1036
00:52:49,315 --> 00:52:50,880
Your secret stuff.
1037
00:52:58,795 --> 00:53:00,197
Wow.
1038
00:53:00,332 --> 00:53:03,233
- Whoa! Nice deltoids.
- Play along.
1039
00:53:05,503 --> 00:53:08,236
Eh, stop hogging it, Mike.
We're your teammates.
1040
00:53:08,372 --> 00:53:11,173
- Secwet stuff?
1041
00:53:11,309 --> 00:53:12,605
Secret Stuff?
1042
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:15,005
You wouldn't hold
out on us, would you?
1043
00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:17,220
No, I mean, I didn't think
you guys really needed it.
1044
00:53:17,305 --> 00:53:20,380
I mean, you're so tough.
You're competitive.
1045
00:53:20,516 --> 00:53:23,647
We're also chicken,
son. We need it bad.
1046
00:53:23,783 --> 00:53:24,998
- Hey!
- Can I have a little drink?
1047
00:53:25,022 --> 00:53:26,754
I'd like some of that.
1048
00:53:26,890 --> 00:53:28,193
- If I could just...
- Yeah. Can I have a sip, please?
1049
00:53:28,217 --> 00:53:29,535
You know,
this goes against
1050
00:53:29,559 --> 00:53:31,761
everything they taught
me in health class.
1051
00:53:31,897 --> 00:53:32,959
Do you wanna win or not?
1052
00:53:33,094 --> 00:53:34,429
Bottoms up.
1053
00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:38,194
- Yummy.
1054
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:40,347
All right. How about we go out
and kick some alien butt, huh?
1055
00:53:40,371 --> 00:53:42,298
Let's go! How about
it, huh? Ready?
1056
00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:43,702
Yeah.
1057
00:53:45,669 --> 00:53:46,705
Let's go!
1058
00:53:50,472 --> 00:53:52,773
Check out all those classic
Looney Tunes characters.
1059
00:53:52,909 --> 00:53:54,510
There's lady head turtle body.
1060
00:53:54,646 --> 00:53:56,043
And the chicken feet man.
1061
00:53:56,178 --> 00:53:58,845
Whoa, this whole
crowd is freaky, yo.
1062
00:53:58,981 --> 00:54:00,355
Looks like them animators just
1063
00:54:00,491 --> 00:54:02,818
copy-and-pasted these
fools over and over.
1064
00:54:02,954 --> 00:54:05,087
I never
noticed that before.
1065
00:54:05,222 --> 00:54:07,559
This weirdo is over here,
here, here, and here.
1066
00:54:07,695 --> 00:54:09,755
And these cats, and
this guy, and her?
1067
00:54:09,891 --> 00:54:11,124
This is crazy, man!
1068
00:54:11,259 --> 00:54:13,963
Okay. Okay. Sorry.
Back to the movie.
1069
00:54:28,086 --> 00:54:30,746
I'm open!
1070
00:54:30,881 --> 00:54:32,619
- Coming through.
- Hey.
1071
00:54:34,649 --> 00:54:35,649
Bugs.
1072
00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:38,251
Special delivery.
1073
00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:41,494
- Great!
1074
00:54:41,630 --> 00:54:44,125
- Whoa! Boo.
1075
00:54:50,272 --> 00:54:52,133
Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
1076
00:54:57,873 --> 00:54:59,306
Again with the guns?
1077
00:54:59,441 --> 00:55:01,747
Don't worry, Mom and Dad.
I'll take care of it.
1078
00:55:14,591 --> 00:55:16,711
- Let's teach them a lesson.
- Ah, man.
1079
00:55:19,663 --> 00:55:21,267
Hey...
1080
00:55:21,403 --> 00:55:23,098
Oh, man, look at that one.
1081
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,105
Nice butt!
1082
00:55:29,577 --> 00:55:31,205
Dunk.
1083
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:32,817
You ain't
going anywhere, chump.
1084
00:55:32,841 --> 00:55:34,617
Hey!
1085
00:55:34,753 --> 00:55:37,153
- Er, going up.
- You're mine, boy! Ooh.
1086
00:55:38,949 --> 00:55:41,424
- Slammy!
- Yes!
1087
00:55:42,618 --> 00:55:43,618
Hello!
1088
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,153
Cyborg's fun fact.
1089
00:55:45,288 --> 00:55:47,924
Pepe Le Pew was originally
named, "Stinky."
1090
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:51,031
Hey, he shares the
same nickname as Robin.
1091
00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:52,166
Two points.
1092
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,379
Ooh,
this will be good.
1093
00:56:04,379 --> 00:56:06,907
Yo, check out that butt!
1094
00:56:18,361 --> 00:56:20,221
- Okay, birdie.
- Uh-oh.
1095
00:56:38,747 --> 00:56:40,649
I'm gonna step
outside for a minute
1096
00:56:40,784 --> 00:56:43,580
to get some fresh air.
Cyborg, you should join me.
1097
00:56:43,715 --> 00:56:44,784
No, thanks. I'm good.
1098
00:56:46,214 --> 00:56:47,417
- Ow!
- It wasn't a question.
1099
00:56:47,552 --> 00:56:48,623
Okay, okay.
1100
00:56:51,761 --> 00:56:53,758
Here's the plan. I'm
going to search their ship
1101
00:56:53,894 --> 00:56:55,762
- while you be on the lookout.
- Fine.
1102
00:57:06,439 --> 00:57:08,485
What are you doing? You're
supposed to be on the lookout.
1103
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:11,405
Yeah, and I'm looking out to see
what's inside this cool spaceship.
1104
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:13,843
Fine. Then help me search
for clues that will expose
1105
00:57:13,978 --> 00:57:15,218
what these aliens are planning.
1106
00:57:15,311 --> 00:57:17,014
They're not planning
anything, dude.
1107
00:57:17,149 --> 00:57:19,084
All that's in here is
stuff from the movie.
1108
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,220
Aha!
1109
00:57:21,959 --> 00:57:25,621
Perhaps their secret lies in
this bottle of secret stuff!
1110
00:57:25,757 --> 00:57:27,223
I wouldn't do that.
1111
00:57:27,358 --> 00:57:29,432
That water has been in
there for like 25 years.
1112
00:57:29,568 --> 00:57:31,930
There's a secret in
here. You'll see!
1113
00:57:34,964 --> 00:57:37,133
Must get to secret.
1114
00:57:42,504 --> 00:57:45,610
Okay. But I wonder
what's behind this door.
1115
00:57:45,745 --> 00:57:47,946
Wait. It says "Do not open."
1116
00:57:48,081 --> 00:57:50,949
Because they're obviously
hiding something.
1117
00:57:52,650 --> 00:57:53,650
You were right!
1118
00:57:56,887 --> 00:57:58,356
Ow! Ow! Ow!
1119
00:57:58,491 --> 00:58:00,125
I was right.
1120
00:58:00,261 --> 00:58:02,302
Will you give it up, dude?
They're not hiding anything.
1121
00:58:02,326 --> 00:58:04,291
Then what about this
examination chair?
1122
00:58:04,427 --> 00:58:05,867
I'm sure they're
planning to use this
1123
00:58:05,933 --> 00:58:07,866
to perform weird
experiments on us,
1124
00:58:08,002 --> 00:58:10,097
- like replacing our bodies.
- No, man.
1125
00:58:10,232 --> 00:58:12,300
That's just Daffy's chair. See?
1126
00:58:15,311 --> 00:58:16,843
Ain't I a stinker?
1127
00:58:20,482 --> 00:58:21,582
Oh, good. They're back.
1128
00:58:21,717 --> 00:58:23,146
Now we can watch
more of the movie.
1129
00:58:25,789 --> 00:58:27,629
All right, guys, we're
right back in this game.
1130
00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,567
- Come on, now, let's play some tough defense.
1131
00:58:29,591 --> 00:58:31,393
Why didn't you get this guy?
1132
00:58:31,529 --> 00:58:33,152
He's a baseball player.
1133
00:58:33,288 --> 00:58:34,563
Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
1134
00:58:34,698 --> 00:58:37,164
Looks like a basketball
player to me.
1135
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:38,733
Yeah, me too.
1136
00:58:38,868 --> 00:58:40,963
Shh! He's the one I
want for Moron Mountain.
1137
00:58:41,099 --> 00:58:42,231
- Hey.
1138
00:58:44,803 --> 00:58:46,532
Are you talkin' to me?
1139
00:58:46,668 --> 00:58:48,670
Yeah I'm talkin' to you.
You want a piece of me?
1140
00:58:48,805 --> 00:58:50,078
Come and get it.
1141
00:58:51,543 --> 00:58:52,549
Uh-oh!
1142
00:58:53,846 --> 00:58:56,575
What did you have in mind?
1143
00:58:56,711 --> 00:58:58,645
What about we raise the
stakes a little bit?
1144
00:58:58,781 --> 00:58:59,985
Mm-hmm.
1145
00:59:00,883 --> 00:59:02,386
Interesting.
1146
00:59:02,521 --> 00:59:04,090
Gross!
1147
00:59:04,226 --> 00:59:06,660
He just blew secondhand smoke
in Michael Jordan's face!
1148
00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:10,065
He is the worst of
all the villains.
1149
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,490
If we win
1150
00:59:11,626 --> 00:59:13,366
you give the NBA players
their talent back.
1151
00:59:13,502 --> 00:59:15,297
But what if we win?
1152
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:18,700
- If you win?
- Uh-huh.
1153
00:59:18,835 --> 00:59:20,240
You get me.
1154
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:21,543
Good deal, boss.
1155
00:59:21,679 --> 00:59:22,720
- I like that!
- Eh, doc
1156
00:59:22,744 --> 00:59:24,075
you think that's a good ide...
1157
00:59:27,214 --> 00:59:29,179
You'll be
our star attraction...
1158
00:59:31,018 --> 00:59:33,221
You'll sign autographs
all day long.
1159
00:59:35,092 --> 00:59:38,023
And play one-on-one with
the paying customers.
1160
00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,189
How does he expect
Michael to sign autographs
1161
00:59:40,325 --> 00:59:41,895
and play basketball
at the same time.
1162
00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:44,031
Really? You're still
asking questions, girl?
1163
00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:46,333
Don't you know by now that
none of this makes sense?
1164
00:59:46,469 --> 00:59:48,264
It's Looney! Looney!
1165
00:59:50,305 --> 00:59:51,305
Deal.
1166
00:59:52,776 --> 00:59:54,216
- All right!
- Yeah!
1167
00:59:54,307 --> 00:59:56,067
The boss
don't playin' do he?
1168
00:59:58,574 --> 01:00:00,644
I don't think you should
have done that, doc.
1169
01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:02,113
I have faith in my team.
1170
01:00:04,881 --> 01:00:07,282
Crush 'em!
1171
01:00:07,418 --> 01:00:09,483
It's feedin'
time, boys!
1172
01:00:13,864 --> 01:00:15,624
Ye-ga, er,
ba-bee, er, ba-bee...
1173
01:00:15,734 --> 01:00:18,691
There's butts number
nine and ten, yo!
1174
01:00:18,826 --> 01:00:21,669
I'll tell you brother,
this match is gettin' ugly!
1175
01:00:21,805 --> 01:00:24,799
Oh, yeah! There's
a chop to the head!
1176
01:00:24,934 --> 01:00:26,132
A body slam!
1177
01:00:26,267 --> 01:00:28,206
Another chop! A kick!
1178
01:00:28,342 --> 01:00:31,109
It's not looking good for
the Tune Squad, brother!
1179
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:39,822
But Mommy, I don't want
to go to school today.
1180
01:00:39,957 --> 01:00:43,583
I want to stay home and
bake cookies with you.
1181
01:00:45,793 --> 01:00:47,737
- This is gonna be fun!
- I'm open! I'm open!
1182
01:00:47,761 --> 01:00:49,224
Lola! Lola! Heads up!
1183
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,359
- Oh!
- Belly flop!
1184
01:00:52,495 --> 01:00:54,664
This butt fills
half the screen, yo!
1185
01:00:55,936 --> 01:00:59,636
Oh, my! Bugs!
1186
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:03,002
- Bugs!
- Is this your man?
1187
01:01:04,679 --> 01:01:05,977
Are you okay?
1188
01:01:06,113 --> 01:01:10,176
Me? Oh, yeah, I'm
fine. Are you okay?
1189
01:01:10,311 --> 01:01:12,683
Oh, Bugs... thank you.
1190
01:01:12,819 --> 01:01:14,989
Oh... it was nothin'!
1191
01:01:15,124 --> 01:01:18,226
That was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
1192
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:28,382
I need a break from all of
this intense sports action.
1193
01:01:28,406 --> 01:01:29,704
You ain't kidding, mama.
1194
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,112
All this suspense
over who's gonna win
1195
01:01:31,136 --> 01:01:32,600
has got my tummy tied in knots.
1196
01:01:32,735 --> 01:01:35,475
I know how it ends and
I'm still feeling anxious.
1197
01:01:36,676 --> 01:01:38,009
Dude, bad vibes.
1198
01:01:38,144 --> 01:01:39,842
I know what will
calm those nerves.
1199
01:01:39,977 --> 01:01:41,410
Snack time, baby!
1200
01:01:43,446 --> 01:01:45,315
Help yourself to
whatever you want.
1201
01:01:54,189 --> 01:01:56,089
Now, this is mine!
1202
01:01:56,225 --> 01:01:57,866
Mmm, peanut butter.
1203
01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:05,741
Here we go.
1204
01:02:05,877 --> 01:02:07,904
Can you reach those
chips for me, please?
1205
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,438
Get it yourself.
1206
01:02:09,574 --> 01:02:12,540
But you're so tall and
your hands are so big.
1207
01:02:14,881 --> 01:02:16,848
Really? You mean it?
1208
01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,751
You're also a strong leader.
1209
01:02:18,887 --> 01:02:20,449
And we can appreciate someone
1210
01:02:20,585 --> 01:02:23,119
who forces others to
act against their will.
1211
01:02:23,255 --> 01:02:24,921
You would make a great Nerdluck.
1212
01:02:25,057 --> 01:02:27,326
Wow! You really mean that?
1213
01:02:27,461 --> 01:02:29,400
- Yeah, totally.
- Oooh, you'd be great.
1214
01:02:29,424 --> 01:02:30,661
Did you hear that, Titans?
1215
01:02:30,796 --> 01:02:32,098
Whatever.
1216
01:02:33,228 --> 01:02:34,395
You know what?
1217
01:02:34,531 --> 01:02:36,970
Maybe you aliens aren't
so bad after all.
1218
01:02:37,106 --> 01:02:38,971
Told you there was
nothing to worry about.
1219
01:02:39,107 --> 01:02:41,775
Now let's get back to the movie!
1220
01:02:43,838 --> 01:02:46,881
I could have
been a contender!
1221
01:02:47,016 --> 01:02:49,912
The Monstars!
The Monstars!
1222
01:02:50,048 --> 01:02:51,381
Clear!
1223
01:03:06,935 --> 01:03:11,265
Okay. We need a fifth player.
1224
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,775
Hey, Coach, listen.
1225
01:03:12,910 --> 01:03:14,468
You got anymore of
that secret stuff?
1226
01:03:14,603 --> 01:03:16,009
I think it's
startin' to wear off.
1227
01:03:16,145 --> 01:03:18,740
It didn't wear off.
It was just water.
1228
01:03:18,876 --> 01:03:22,011
You guys had the "special
stuff" inside of you all along.
1229
01:03:22,147 --> 01:03:23,783
Yeah. Yeah. I-I knew that.
1230
01:03:23,919 --> 01:03:25,949
But, listen, you got any more?
1231
01:03:26,084 --> 01:03:28,724
- Yah, I'll get a double one.
- Can I have some too?
1232
01:03:29,825 --> 01:03:31,355
- Stan?
- Yeah! Eh, m-me?
1233
01:03:32,930 --> 01:03:34,387
- You're in at center.
1234
01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,196
Just guard the big guy, okay?
1235
01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:38,757
Guard him? Guard him? Guard
him? I'll smother him!
1236
01:03:38,893 --> 01:03:40,835
I'll be all over him
like a cheap suit!
1237
01:03:40,970 --> 01:03:43,099
I'll be on him
like stink on rice!
1238
01:03:43,234 --> 01:03:44,533
I tell you, he's goin' down!
1239
01:03:51,573 --> 01:03:52,878
Michael, over here! Over here!
1240
01:03:53,014 --> 01:03:54,847
Over here, I'm open! I'm open!
1241
01:03:54,982 --> 01:03:56,246
Come on! Come on!
1242
01:03:56,382 --> 01:03:58,815
Now, you got
it! Get the fat one.
1243
01:04:03,019 --> 01:04:04,019
Yes!
1244
01:04:06,029 --> 01:04:07,990
Ah-ha! Nice shot!
1245
01:04:08,126 --> 01:04:09,965
Big man pancake.
1246
01:04:12,531 --> 01:04:14,904
Haha! Look they made
a "Flat Stanley."
1247
01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:21,318
Let's
get him outta here!
1248
01:04:42,058 --> 01:04:42,926
Eww!
1249
01:04:44,995 --> 01:04:46,364
Oh, my!
1250
01:04:53,302 --> 01:04:54,336
How'd he do that?
1251
01:04:54,471 --> 01:04:56,138
Oh, anybody could do that, doc.
1252
01:04:56,273 --> 01:04:58,545
Even you. Watch this.
1253
01:04:58,680 --> 01:04:59,711
Watch this.
1254
01:04:59,847 --> 01:05:01,275
See? No sweat.
1255
01:05:01,411 --> 01:05:03,315
This is Looney Tune Land.
1256
01:05:06,751 --> 01:05:10,092
Ten seconds to go? Thanks
for tellin' me... doc.
1257
01:05:10,227 --> 01:05:13,224
I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, Your Airness,
1258
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,192
but if you don't
find a fifth player,
1259
01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:17,756
your team will forfeit the game.
1260
01:05:17,892 --> 01:05:19,226
- Now the rules apply?
- Forfeit?
1261
01:05:19,362 --> 01:05:21,131
Precisely, Sir Altitude.
1262
01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:23,039
No way. We'll find someone.
1263
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,507
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1264
01:05:29,642 --> 01:05:31,972
I didn't know Dan Ackroyd
was in this picture!
1265
01:05:32,108 --> 01:05:34,279
Hey!
1266
01:05:34,415 --> 01:05:36,645
Perhaps I could be
of some assistance.
1267
01:05:37,985 --> 01:05:39,914
That's our fifth guy.
1268
01:05:40,050 --> 01:05:42,622
Let's go. Now you get to
live up your dream. Let's go.
1269
01:05:42,757 --> 01:05:44,724
All right.
1270
01:05:44,859 --> 01:05:47,101
- All right. We need to score two points...
- Here's how I see it.
1271
01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:48,458
- Duck...
- Yes?
1272
01:05:48,593 --> 01:05:50,392
You kick it in to
the girl bunny...
1273
01:05:50,527 --> 01:05:51,725
- Yeah?
- Down in the post.
1274
01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:53,498
You dish it back out
to the guy bunny.
1275
01:05:53,634 --> 01:05:55,548
- Got it!
- You swing it around to Mike over here.
1276
01:05:55,572 --> 01:05:57,612
- Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.
- You go to the hole and dominate!
1277
01:05:57,636 --> 01:05:59,503
- We're on defense.
- Oh, yeah.
1278
01:05:59,638 --> 01:06:02,105
Whoa, ho-ho.
I don't play defense.
1279
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,751
- Typical.
- All right, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this.
1280
01:06:04,775 --> 01:06:06,677
- Listen up.
- Somebody steal the ball,
1281
01:06:06,813 --> 01:06:09,979
get it to me, and I'll score
before the time runs out.
1282
01:06:10,114 --> 01:06:12,354
- Don't lose that confidence! Okay!
- I won't. All right.
1283
01:06:12,451 --> 01:06:13,771
Paws and wings in
here! All right!
1284
01:06:13,854 --> 01:06:15,024
Let's go.
1285
01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:24,766
This is why I was born.
I thrive on pressure.
1286
01:06:24,901 --> 01:06:26,631
Excuse me? Uh, uh, s-sorry!
1287
01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:28,573
Yo, yo, yo. Yo. Easy on the
trousers, Daf. Easy, man. Easy.
1288
01:06:28,597 --> 01:06:30,400
Pardon me. Uhm, Mr. Murray,
1289
01:06:30,536 --> 01:06:32,140
something's really
been buggin' me.
1290
01:06:32,275 --> 01:06:35,011
- Yeah?
- Just how did you get here, anyway?
1291
01:06:36,176 --> 01:06:37,641
Producer's a friend of mine.
1292
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:39,455
Just had a teamster come
and drop me off, you know.
1293
01:06:39,479 --> 01:06:43,075
Uh-huh. Well,
that's how it goes.
1294
01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:45,553
Hey, you see this, uh, kind
of chunky fellow over here?
1295
01:06:47,117 --> 01:06:48,123
Uh-huh.
1296
01:06:50,425 --> 01:06:53,126
Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh,
that's good! Oh, yes!
1297
01:06:53,262 --> 01:06:54,788
All right, let's do
it! You the duck!
1298
01:06:54,923 --> 01:06:57,859
Now, let's all play
fair. Here.
1299
01:06:57,994 --> 01:06:59,963
Yo, spaceman, don't choke
now! Come on, come on.
1300
01:07:00,098 --> 01:07:02,377
- Come on. Come on. Come on!
- It's gut check time!
1301
01:07:06,008 --> 01:07:07,202
This must be mine.
1302
01:07:07,338 --> 01:07:08,737
Whoaho-ho!
1303
01:07:08,872 --> 01:07:10,710
This belongs to me.
I'm goin' this way.
1304
01:07:10,845 --> 01:07:12,324
- I'm goin' left! I'm goin' left!
- Look left! Look left! Yes!
1305
01:07:12,348 --> 01:07:14,413
Whoa-ho-ho! Don't ever
trust an Earthling!
1306
01:07:15,818 --> 01:07:17,049
What'cha got?
1307
01:07:17,184 --> 01:07:19,648
Mike!
1308
01:07:19,783 --> 01:07:22,252
Get the
rabbit! Get the girl!
1309
01:07:22,387 --> 01:07:24,249
Come on! Come on! I'm open!
1310
01:07:24,385 --> 01:07:25,993
I'm o...!
1311
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:28,227
- That's mine!
- Not today!
1312
01:07:28,363 --> 01:07:29,843
- Hey!
- Come on! Ohh!
1313
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:31,097
Bring it on, dude.
1314
01:07:31,232 --> 01:07:33,630
Whoopsie daisy! Woo-hoo!
1315
01:07:34,704 --> 01:07:35,704
You're mine!
1316
01:07:40,505 --> 01:07:42,309
Number twelve with the assist!
1317
01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:45,780
Mike, I'm open!
1318
01:07:48,685 --> 01:07:49,712
Never mind.
1319
01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:29,425
The Tunes win!!
1320
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,255
This proves once again that
Michael Jordan is the solution
1321
01:08:32,391 --> 01:08:33,789
to all of life's problems!
1322
01:08:33,924 --> 01:08:36,262
That was a great stretch
for the basket too.
1323
01:08:36,398 --> 01:08:37,639
You know, you really
got some skills.
1324
01:08:37,663 --> 01:08:39,797
You might be able
to play in the NBA.
1325
01:08:39,933 --> 01:08:43,599
Thanks, Mike. I'll
probably quote you on that.
1326
01:08:43,735 --> 01:08:45,205
But I'm gonna take
this opportunity
1327
01:08:45,340 --> 01:08:46,811
to retire from the
game of basketball.
1328
01:08:46,835 --> 01:08:48,609
- No, come on. Man.
- No.
1329
01:08:48,745 --> 01:08:51,145
No, I'm gonna retire right now
and that's all there is to it.
1330
01:08:51,238 --> 01:08:53,640
I'm gonna go out on top,
undefeated and untied.
1331
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:55,340
That's the way it's gonna be.
1332
01:08:55,476 --> 01:08:57,089
You go on ahead and celebrate
with your teammates and...
1333
01:08:57,113 --> 01:08:59,051
No, come and help us,
man. Celebrate with us.
1334
01:08:59,187 --> 01:09:01,835
No, I-I-I'd like to, but I have to
ice down my knees right away, okay?
1335
01:09:01,859 --> 01:09:03,325
They're startin' to go.
1336
01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:05,380
- All right. Good-bye, man.
- All right. See you.
1337
01:09:06,962 --> 01:09:08,162
Are you sure?
1338
01:09:08,298 --> 01:09:11,933
Yes. Definitely
sure. Definitely.
1339
01:09:12,069 --> 01:09:15,260
And the best part of the movie has left
the building, ladies and gentlemen.
1340
01:09:15,395 --> 01:09:18,172
Thank you, Bill Murray.
You're a national treasure.
1341
01:09:18,308 --> 01:09:20,037
- Losers!
- Sorry.
1342
01:09:20,173 --> 01:09:21,173
Choke artists!
1343
01:09:21,308 --> 01:09:22,840
He's the real choke artist!
1344
01:09:22,975 --> 01:09:25,374
Makin' everyone choke on
that nasty smoke like that.
1345
01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:26,809
Mm-hmm. That ain't right.
1346
01:09:26,944 --> 01:09:29,480
The party's over!
Get in the spaceship.
1347
01:09:29,616 --> 01:09:31,148
Why do you take
it from this guy?
1348
01:09:31,284 --> 01:09:33,688
Because he's bigger.
1349
01:09:33,824 --> 01:09:35,152
He's bigger...
1350
01:09:35,288 --> 01:09:37,860
Than we used to be.
1351
01:09:37,995 --> 01:09:39,354
Right!
1352
01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:40,490
What are you doing?
1353
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:41,701
Ooooooooh!
1354
01:09:41,725 --> 01:09:43,588
- Hey! Wait!
- Come here!
1355
01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:45,938
- What are you doing? Wait!
1356
01:09:45,962 --> 01:09:49,766
No! What? Hey! Let
me go!
1357
01:10:00,681 --> 01:10:02,244
Had it in ya all the
time, didn't you?
1358
01:10:04,388 --> 01:10:07,179
One thing, though.
Pass me the ball, Bugs.
1359
01:10:07,315 --> 01:10:09,054
You gotta give my friends
their talent back.
1360
01:10:09,189 --> 01:10:10,189
Oops.
1361
01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:12,559
- Do we have to?
- Yeah.
1362
01:10:12,694 --> 01:10:14,632
- Yeah.
- It was part of the deal. Touch the ball.
1363
01:10:16,196 --> 01:10:18,195
Oh, okay.
1364
01:10:18,331 --> 01:10:20,230
Uh, fair is fair.
1365
01:10:20,366 --> 01:10:21,666
There you go. Touch it.
1366
01:10:28,836 --> 01:10:30,572
That was so much fun.
1367
01:10:30,707 --> 01:10:33,178
I feel so... insignificant.
1368
01:10:33,313 --> 01:10:35,077
My clothes don't fit.
1369
01:10:35,213 --> 01:10:38,450
- What a trip.
- I'm up for another one.
1370
01:10:38,586 --> 01:10:40,026
Michael! Do you know
what time it is?
1371
01:10:40,117 --> 01:10:41,917
Se-seven
fiftee... Seven fifteen,
1372
01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:43,624
quarter past seven.
1373
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,958
Exactly. You've got a
baseball game in five minutes.
1374
01:10:46,093 --> 01:10:47,923
Okay. Take this.
1375
01:10:49,096 --> 01:10:49,930
Is it safe?
1376
01:10:50,066 --> 01:10:51,432
Yeah. Put in my bag.
1377
01:10:52,869 --> 01:10:54,301
It's kind of...
1378
01:10:54,437 --> 01:10:56,329
I really enjoyed
playing with you guys.
1379
01:10:56,465 --> 01:10:59,008
- You guys got a lot of, uh...
- Uh-huh?
1380
01:10:59,143 --> 01:11:00,804
- A lot of, uh...
- Yes?
1381
01:11:00,939 --> 01:11:03,076
Well, whatever it is,
you got a lot of it.
1382
01:11:06,047 --> 01:11:07,448
Well, gotta go.
1383
01:11:08,382 --> 01:11:10,076
- Bugs?
- Eh, Mike?
1384
01:11:10,212 --> 01:11:12,714
- Stay outta trouble.
- You know I will.
1385
01:11:12,849 --> 01:11:14,482
- Come here!
1386
01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:16,286
- Ohh!
1387
01:11:17,756 --> 01:11:19,394
Ah-hoo, hoo, hoo!
1388
01:11:20,593 --> 01:11:22,622
Wow! What a great movie!
1389
01:11:22,758 --> 01:11:23,990
You were right, Titans.
1390
01:11:24,126 --> 01:11:25,934
They didn't come
here to replace us.
1391
01:11:26,070 --> 01:11:28,400
- Yes, we did.
- What?
1392
01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:30,435
Why do you think
we were so eager
1393
01:11:30,571 --> 01:11:31,934
to watch the movie with you?
1394
01:11:32,069 --> 01:11:33,901
We thought you guys
just wanted to hang.
1395
01:11:34,036 --> 01:11:36,578
No. What we wanted
was your powers.
1396
01:11:36,713 --> 01:11:40,644
And we can't believe
you just gave 'em to us.
1397
01:11:40,780 --> 01:11:42,483
We heard you Titans
were dummies.
1398
01:11:42,618 --> 01:11:44,720
But we didn't realize
you were that dumb.
1399
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,289
Yeah. Stupid.
1400
01:11:49,424 --> 01:11:50,653
Okay. You've had your fun.
1401
01:11:50,788 --> 01:11:52,057
Now give us back our powers.
1402
01:11:52,192 --> 01:11:53,362
You got it!
1403
01:11:56,594 --> 01:11:58,631
We're the Titans now!
1404
01:12:50,548 --> 01:12:51,949
Where are we?
1405
01:12:52,084 --> 01:12:54,621
Is it just me or does
this place look familiar?
1406
01:12:55,487 --> 01:12:56,788
See!
1407
01:12:56,923 --> 01:12:58,592
I knew those aliens
couldn't be trusted!
1408
01:22:55,087 --> 01:22:56,849
Well, that's all, folks!
1409
01:22:56,985 --> 01:22:59,791
Eh, be-eh that's my
line. Eh, be-eh that's...
1410
01:22:59,926 --> 01:23:01,320
Step aside, babe.
1411
01:23:01,456 --> 01:23:03,124
Let a star do this.
1412
01:23:03,259 --> 01:23:04,626
That's all... Whoa!
1413
01:23:04,761 --> 01:23:06,628
That's all, folks!
1414
01:23:08,462 --> 01:23:09,664
Can I go home now?
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