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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Kick, Kick!
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Check it out, Gunther.
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I'm about to re-create
the ending of Rock
Callahan's mega-movie
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(BONES CRUNCH)
Rock Callahan'sTurbo Jetpack.
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Gonna need
to go cordless.
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Kick, you gotta see
what's on Rock
Callahan's website!
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Rock on, all you
Rock Callahan fans!
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This is me,
(BONES CRUNCH)
Rock Callahan,
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and I'm comin' for ya!
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He said that in
Here I Come,Ready Or Not!
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The next time
you look for me,
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I'll already be
crossing the street!
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That line's from
El Jaywalker!
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Future award winner
and dolphin savior,
Rock Callahan,
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will be at the Mellowbrook
Outdoor Stadium
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for a high-voltage
rock concert and
pyrotechnics display.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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The greatest action star
in the history of
action and stars
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is going to be
breathing the
same air as us!
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Which means I should
probably lay off
the lingonberries.
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And two of my luckiest fans
get to sit right next to me,
Rock Callahan.
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As long as you
don't hog the armrest.
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That needs to be me!
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Yeah! With you
on one side and
me on the other,
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Rock Callahan and us
will become best friends
for sure.
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Hey, Kick,
I'll go high,
and you go low.
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And the world
can thank us later.
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That was a blast.
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Yeah! Or even better...
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Hey, Gunther,
I'll go high,
and you go low.
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And the world
can thank us later.
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A five, six,
seven, eight!
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(BOTH PLAYING MUSIC)
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(SIGHING HAPPILY)
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I get to be thrilled
by the sight of me
every day,
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but if you want to
see me in person...
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buy a ticket at your
local Food'N'Fix!
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We need to get
down there, Kick,
as fast as we... can.
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KICK: The tickets
cost how much?
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A big old wad of cash.
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(CHUCKLES) Plus tax.
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We could tap into
my horn of plenty.
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It's where I keep
coins I find on the
floor at Battlesnax,
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plus money I get
on my birthdays
and Saint Olaf's Eve.
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So how much do you have?
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Sadly, I spent
everything I had on
this new horn of plenty.
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I might have a few bucks.
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(CROAKING)
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Darn it!
We need to make some
money, Gunther, fast!
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Hey, you know,
my stepmom's always
after me to mow her lawn.
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(CHUCKLING)
Also, to move out
of her basement,
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but that lawn-mowin'
thing is something
she might pay you to do.
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And so might
everybody else.
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We could be
business partners.
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You and me!
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MALE VOICE:
♪ Kick and Gunther!
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This is going to be great!
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Best friends,
working together!
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♪ Gunther and Kick!
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Rock Callahan's
biggest fans
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are about to be
sitting side-by-side,
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with Rock Callahan
in between!
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♪ Rock, Kick and Gunther!
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♪ Don't hog the armrests! ♪
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BOTH: All thanks to the
Grassman Kick and Gunther
Lawn Mowing Service!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
rewind, amigos.
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'Cause there's
only one of those
mega-expensive tickets left.
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(EXCLAIMING)
Only one?
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Now that's a problem.
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I... (GULPS) guess
I should be nice, Kick,
and let you have it.
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No, no, Gunther,
I couldn't.
You take it.
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Okay.
What do you mean, "Okay"?
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You're supposed
to say, "After you!"
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I did, then you said...
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It doesn't matter
what I said!
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I'm a way bigger
Rock Callahan fan
than you are!
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I should get to see him!
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Oh, yeah?
You wouldn't even
know he was coming
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if I hadn't shown you
the website!
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And you wouldn't
know how to do this...
(BONES CRUNCH)
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if I hadn't spent all day,
every day last summer
teaching you!
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Well, this is quite the
ticket-buying dilemma.
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But friends always
work things out, so...
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Here's how
it's going to work,
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I'm going to earn
the money and buy
that ticket myself.
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Yeah, except that
"I'm" is me and
"myself" is also me!
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Keep that ticket safe
until tomorrow, Wade,
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because in the morning,
I start cuttin' grass!
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Let's rock!
(BONES CRUNCH)
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Let's rock!
(BONES CRUNCH)
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Let's rock!
(BONES CRUNCH)
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(LAWNMOWER SQUEAKING)
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Mom!
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Oh, Kick,
isn't this nice?
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Gunther came over early
to mow our lawn!
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Up before the sun,
your day is best begun!
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Aw, biscuits.
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I guess the early
bird gets the worm.
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And by "worm,"
I mean, "the seat right
next to Rock Callahan."
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You've won this
round, Grassman.
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But get ready
to eat my mulch!
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Whew!
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Oh, yeah?
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, yeah.
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(PANTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Yes, my friend.
I pay you big bucks
to mow lawn!
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I give you contract.
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Done.
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Now time for mowing
back of yard!
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Backyard?
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Or perhaps I should
hire instead the
Grassman Gunther.
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No, no. I'm on it.
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Hey, dude-bro,
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might be easier for you
using riding mower in shed.
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(SCREAMS)
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Done.
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Looking what
you have done!
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Turning my backyard
into very much like
arena for dirt bikes!
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But this is
beneficial to me,
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so I can charge good
money for the use.
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Outstanding!
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(EXCLAIMS)
Add 'em up, Buttowski.
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Each of these signs
means more dollars
in my pocket,
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minus the cost
of the actual signs,
of course.
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Well, I've been
a money machine, too.
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And not just
from cutting grass.
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(SHUDDERS)
That was worth
the extra dollar.
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Don't judge me.
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One more job and
I'll have enough money
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to sit next to
Rock Callahan.
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One more and
I'm there, first!
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KICK: I'm here first!
GUNTHER: No, me!
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So, you want to
mow my lawn, eh?
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Which one of you
will I pick to do the job?
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What's that, Oskar?
(BARKS)
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They should race?
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What a delicious idea!
You heard him.
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Go ahead,
I'll split the money between
the two of you, fifty-fifty.
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So whoever gets
the money first...
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Is the one who gets
to buy the ticket first.
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(LAWNMOWERS STARTING)
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On your marks...
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Get set...
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(REVVING ENGINE)
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Still getting set...
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(TEETH CHATTER)
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Go!
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(SCREAMS)
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(BARKING)
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Look out!
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BOTH: I'm here
to buy the ticket!
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I got here first!
I got here first!
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That ticket is mine!
No way, it's mine!
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(SLURPS)
You throw like a girl!
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A girl who's
gonna sit next
to Rock Callahan!
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Rock Callahan
hates you!
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Rock Callahan
wouldn't sit next to you
with a ten foot pole!
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That doesn't even
make sense!
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That's because
there's nothing under
that helmet of yours!
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Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dudes, come on now.
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Wade has a solution!
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(GASPS)
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Now you each get half.
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These are worthless!
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Worthless?
Oh, no, dang!
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Well, I'll bet you
two will figure out
a way to see the show.
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After all, you are
bestest amigos.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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GUNTHER: Wow! Awesome!
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KICK: Yeah, I'll say.
So cool!
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This is outstanding!
All right!
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Sweet!
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See him?
Yeah. Kind of.
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Me, too. Sort of.
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This is awesome.
The two of us.
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And right there is future
award winner and
dolphin savior...
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(BONES CRUNCH)
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BOTH:
Rock Callahan.
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I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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Me neither.
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♪ Bestest amigos! ♪
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Lingonberry?
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Don't mind if I do.
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(FARTS)
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(SNORING)
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(AIR HORN SOUNDING)
(SCREAMS)
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(FARTING)
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hey! I'm in here.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Aah! Hot! Hot!
(BRAD CACKLING)
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BRAD: Then why don't
you cool off?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
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Why! Why?
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
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(CACKLES)
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Just for one day,
can't I have a nice,
normal brother?
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Let's rock!
(BONES CRUNCH)
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00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,128
Morning, Brother!
Enjoy your day.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Occupied?
No worries.
I can wait.
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Nice landing, Kick!
Have an extreme day!
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Hey, Kick, what's
all the racket?
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Get it? Racket?
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You're holding rackets.
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This whole day
feels... different.
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(GASPS) Is it opposite day?
No.
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(GASPS) Aah!
Does that mean yes?
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No! Something's wrong.
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We have to find out
what he's up to.
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Gunther,
time to tail Brad.
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I've been waiting
for this...
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for years!
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(SNIFFS)
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(SNIFFS DEEPLY)
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Brad buying flowers?
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What could he be up to?
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Good afternoon,
dearest, sweet Kelly.
(GASPING)
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00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,575
I brought you flowers!
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00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,213
Oh, they're
wonderful!
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00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,876
I'll find out
during the pep rally
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if I'm officially
a Mellowbrook cheerleader.
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Will you be there?
Of course I'll be there, my
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(DISTORTED) girlfriend.
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(GASPS)
Hear that, Gunther?
Brad's got a
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(DISTORTED) girlfriend.
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That's why he's been
acting so nice!
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He's in love.
248
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:37,328
Clearly!
They ordered the
romance platter.
249
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,173
KICK: Do you realize
what this means?
250
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,626
BOTH: No more Brad!
251
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,665
(LAUGHING)
252
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,327
(CHEERING)
253
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,998
(CHEERING)
254
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,670
(SNIFFS) Ah, I love
the smell of no Brad
in the morning.
255
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,418
Horace and Pantsy?
Brad's not here.
256
00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,747
We know!
257
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,750
Then what are
you doing here?
258
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,880
Lost.
259
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,535
Lost without Brad.
260
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,132
All we have is his couch.
261
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,205
On the cushion,
the grease from his hair.
262
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,748
On the armrest,
the smell of his feet.
263
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,670
On the seat,
the groove of his butt.
264
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,537
(BOTH WAILING)
265
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:17,672
Brad!
266
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,670
Chocolates!
267
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,377
Yeah. I wanted
to give you my heart.
268
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,995
But it turns out
I need it to live.
269
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,330
Oh! Thank you!
You're so thoughtful!
270
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,293
See you tonight!
271
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,291
Ugh.
272
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,791
What does that mean?
273
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,962
GUNTHER: Free chocolate!
(GASPS) Psst! Gunther!
274
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,710
Magic bush?
275
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,249
You know, I never
got that first wish.
276
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,420
It's me.
277
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,127
My wish came true!
278
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,665
I just saw some
messed up stuff
with Brad's girlfriend.
279
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,417
I think she might be
up to something!
280
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,627
Maybe you can ask
the magic bush?
281
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,745
I don't know, Gunther.
282
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,750
This whole thing
with Brad having
a beautiful girlfriend
283
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,130
just doesn't add up.
284
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,665
As we say in Norway,
285
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,537
"Something is rotten
in the State of Denmark."
286
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,252
Although it could be
the bacon in my pants.
287
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,170
Gunther, it's tailing
time again.
288
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,786
I'm on it.
289
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:08,542
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
290
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:19,375
CHEERLEADERS:
"O-W-L-S"! Go, Owls! Yay!
291
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,418
(SIGHS)
This is hard.
292
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,627
Uh, the cheers?
293
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,075
No, dating a lame dork.
294
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,793
(LAUGHING)
295
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,785
You know the
rules, Kelly.
296
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,132
In order to join us,
297
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,575
you have to spend
a week dating a gross,
terminally un-hip loser.
298
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,963
BOTH: Brad.
And then I'm in.
299
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,499
A cheerleader for life.
300
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,710
Like old Mrs. Steinmetz.
301
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,379
Rah-rah, sis-boom...
(EXCLAIMS) My hip!
302
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,995
Hey, Brad!
(GIGGLING)
303
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,460
Awesome
cargo pants.
304
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:50,668
Is that
cologne?
305
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,787
I worked out
this morning. Twice.
306
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,422
It's just pure Brad.
307
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,457
Oh!
308
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,380
(GIGGLING)
309
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,075
I just wanted to ask
if I could take the stage
at the pep rally,
310
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,793
to sing a song
I'm writing about
my amazing girlfriend.
311
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,212
Aw!
312
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,748
Oh, of course,
honey!
313
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,997
(KISSING)
(BLOWS)
314
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,790
What a loser!
(LAUGHING)
315
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,332
I can't believe
he wrote a song!
316
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,713
Writing
is for losers!
(BOTH GROWLING)
317
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,919
(GASPS)
How perfect, Kelly!
318
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,497
You can dump him
right there onstage!
319
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,290
In front of the
whole school!
320
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,711
I don't know, guys.
I'm not sure
I can do that...
321
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,879
I knew it!
She has a heart.
322
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,495
Unless I also
douse him
323
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:32,960
with a dumpster full
of cafeteria garbage.
324
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,919
That's brilliant!
He's gonna get
dumped two ways!
325
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,417
(ALL CHANTING)
Brad Buttowski!
What a chump!
326
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:39,497
Gonna get
the double-dump!
327
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,210
I've got to tell Brad
about Kelly.
328
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,578
Why? He's just gonna
get what he deserves!
329
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,753
He's still my brother.
330
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,420
You better do
it right away.
331
00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:48,327
Why?
Because I'm starting
to get all wrinkly.
332
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:54,327
♪ Oh, Kelly!You are so...
333
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,253
Hmm.
Uh, "Smelly" is
good rhyme-wise.
334
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,710
But not quite
the sentiment
I'm going for.
335
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,669
Uh, Brad, you
got a minute?
336
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,787
Sure, little bro!
Come on, (HIGH-PITCHED) in!
337
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,625
Oh, boy. This is
not gonna be easy.
338
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,165
What do you need?
A little advice on love?
339
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,916
'Cause you are
in the presence of
the romance expert.
340
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,207
Sort of. Yeah,
I just want to...
341
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,248
You know, Kick.
It's hard to even express
342
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,080
how wonderful it is
having Kelly
as my girlfriend.
343
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,333
That's what I wanted
to talk to you...
344
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,883
I know you still
think girls are icky
345
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,205
and love is
mushy and gross.
346
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:37,168
But when you find
true love, it's...
(HIGH-PITCHED) beautiful!
347
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,706
Listen, Brad, you
need to know that...
348
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,079
I don't really expect
you to understand,
349
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:43,793
but someday, someday
you'll find your
place in the world.
350
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,542
Mine is next to
sweet, sweet Kelly.
351
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,252
No, it's not!
Kelly's a fake!
352
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,960
She's only pretending
to like you to become
a cheerleader!
353
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,539
(PLAYING DRAMATIC CHORD)
354
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,332
I'm really surprised.
I know...
355
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,083
You're jealous!
You miss playing
with your big brother.
356
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,673
No, Brad! It's part
of her initiation
357
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,457
to date a gross,
terminally un-hip loser!
358
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,378
Now, now, Brother.
359
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,285
Maybe you should
go do a stunt
or something.
360
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,961
Brad! She's going
to humiliate you
at the pep rally!
361
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:06,709
Brad?
362
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,786
So, how'd that go?
363
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:15,002
Not good.
Not only is love blind,
but it's also deaf.
364
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,580
I'm off to the
pep rally now,
365
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,793
my loving family!
366
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,132
There he goes.
We gotta get to
that pep rally.
367
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,825
Come on,
I've got a plan.
368
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,294
Does it involve
hiding in a tank
of sports drink?
369
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,421
'Cause my underpants
just got dry.
370
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,957
(ALL CHEERING)
371
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:32,289
Hey, everybody!
We don't usually do
this at pep rallies,
372
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:37,171
but I'm just so in love
with my (GULPS)
boyfriend, Brad,
373
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,536
that we're going
to start with a song
he's written.
374
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,542
And now, Brad Buttowski!
375
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,042
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
376
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,211
(SNICKERING)
377
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,748
No, honey.
Stand over there.
378
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,290
♪ Oh, Kelly
379
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,291
♪ You are not smelly
380
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,001
♪ You're sweet as jelly
381
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,580
♪ Let's hit a deli
382
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:59,213
♪ And eat pork belly...
383
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,498
Oh, no! Where's Kick?
It's time! Kick, come in!
384
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,790
I'm here.Is Operation Bro-Backready for later?
385
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,422
Yes, Kick! Huh?
386
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,495
(ALL GASPING)
387
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,670
♪ Oh, Kelly, Kelly,Kelly, Kelly... ♪
388
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,541
(ALL CHEERING)
389
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,330
Now, Gunther!
390
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,540
(SCREAMING)
391
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,172
Not so fast.
392
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,786
(GASPS) Too late.
393
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500
(GASPS)
394
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,285
(EXCLAIMS)
395
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:40,292
(PLAYS TRIUMPHANT CHORD)
396
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,665
No!
397
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,750
(EXCLAIMS)
398
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:53,672
Kelly, my girlfriend!
399
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,420
Baby, are you okay?
400
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,917
Ugh! How dare you!
401
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,997
How dare me?
How dare you!
402
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,500
You planned
to empty this garbage
on my brother,
403
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,080
and dump him
in front of the
entire school
404
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,633
as part of your stupid
cheerleader initiation!
405
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:08,955
He's lying!
406
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,380
Right?
407
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,035
I can't do
this anymore.
408
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,291
He's right.
I would never
go out
409
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,921
with a terminally
un-hip loser like you.
410
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,419
Yeah? Well,
you know what, Kelly?
411
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,287
You are smelly!
412
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,791
So are you, dork.
413
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,212
And I mean
without the garbage.
414
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,752
That's the last time
you mess with the
Buttowski brothers!
415
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,580
You know, with her gone,
it smells better
in here already.
416
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,963
She's gone.
417
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,829
Without her,
I'm just a gross,
terminally un-hip loser.
418
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,084
I've lost my place
in the world.
419
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,747
Oh, I don't know
about that.
420
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,210
Gunther, commence
Operation Bro-Back.
421
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,210
'Bout time you
fart-faces showed up!
422
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,458
What are you two staring at?
Come on, move it!
423
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,628
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you, sir!
Of course!
424
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,535
We were so lost
without you.
425
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,208
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Brad.
426
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,538
Good to have
you back, Brad.
427
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,172
Good to be back, dillweed.
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