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JIMMY: Ian!
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Ian!
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Is that you playing
silly bollocks downstairs?
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Ian!
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KIM: Hello, Jimmy.
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Remember me?
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Erm...
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-You killed my dad.
-Yeah.
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-You might need to narrow it
down a bit.
-Okay, how is this?
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His name...
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[GUN CLICKS]
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...was Bill Noakes.
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-Was he like this little fella?
-Oh, for God's sake.
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Don't shout at me! I'm trying
to remember. I'm getting old.
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[SIGHS]
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-D'you have a picture of him or
something?
-Well, not on me, no!
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Wasn't exactly planning
on doing this tonight.
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-I've got one in the car.
-Do you wanna go and get it?
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No, no. Come on, think! Bill
Noakes!
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The thing is...
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it might be easier
for you to exact your revenge
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if you weren't standing
on a trap door.
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Idiot! Who's got a trap door in
their house, anyway? You plank!
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I do.
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Where the fuck is she, man?
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Un-fucking-believable.
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[BEEPS]
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[EXHALES]
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-That'll do.
-[GUN COCKS]
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Whatcha!
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Now if I was you,
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I would mind my step, treacle.
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Thanks, honey.
Why don't you mind yours?
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That makes no sense at all.
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I'm the one walking forwards,
you're the one walking
backwards.
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Why would I need to mind my
step?
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So no one's ever fallen
walking forwards, have they?
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Kind of unlikely
in this kind of situation.
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Okay, yes, so it's highly
unlikely,
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but I'm saying
stranger things have happened.
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-You watch your step.
-You watch your step.
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God, you're annoying.
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You're annoying. Now back off.
Look, I've done with blood
everywhere.
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I've just done a shitload of
decorating.
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-KIM: That's nice.
-Thank you.
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Now what do you say,
that you and I...
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have ourselves a little tumble?
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No guns, no knives...
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Eh?
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To the death, though, right?
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Yes, to the fucking death.
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Jesus.
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Thought we might get a bit grim,
that's all.
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You know, hand to hand.
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Maybe that's why they call me...
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the Grim Reaper.
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Then maybe you are about to reap
what you sow.
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That's a very nice exchange
there. I like that.
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-Yeah, it just felt organic.
-It did, didn't it?
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Oh.
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Well, go on then.
Put your gun down.
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You put your gun down.
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[WHISPERS] You put your gun
down.
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All right, we'll put them down
together. Nice and slow.
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[GUNS CLATTER]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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So Beth looks up,
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fixes me square in the eye and
says,
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"Jay, you have got the most
gorgeous balls."
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-Oh, fuck off.
-She did, bro. I swear.
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No bloke's got gorgeous balls,
okay. Mine are disgusting.
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I'm just gonna put that out
there. I have repulsive balls.
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Of course you do.
All balls are disgusting.
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I've got the kind of balls only
a mother could find gorgeous.
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JAY: I agree, mine are horrible.
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[KIM YELLS IN PAIN]
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[BOTTLE SHATTERS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[JIMMY GRUNTS]
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[KIM GRUNTS]
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[CHOKING]
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[GROANS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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Fucking ow!
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I bet even David Beckham hasn't
got gorgeous balls and his balls
are golden.
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Oh, yeah, no one's doubting the
golden hue of a Beckham bollock.
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But that's where the aesthetic
beauty of them comes to a swift
end.
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You know what I mean?
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-She said it though, man.
-Well, she's lying.
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Huh. No. Beth never lies.
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She's like a priest
or the league table.
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-She's like Shakira's hips.
-Exactly.
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That's how I knew we were gonna
spend the rest of our lives
together.
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-What?
-I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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[JAY GIGGLES]
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[JIMMY YELLS]
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[KIM GROANS]
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[KIM COUGHS]
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-Oh!
-JIMMY: Ow!
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Oh!
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[KIM GROANS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[JIMMY GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CHOKES]
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[JIMMY CHOKES]
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[KIM YELPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[BOTH PANTING]
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[KIM YELLS]
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[JIMMY GROANS]
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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You think it's a bad idea,
don't you?
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I guess the only thing is
it's been six months.
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Yeah, but it's like Dad used to
say, "When you know, you know."
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Yeah, but you think you know
things, but you don't.
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That's kinda like your thing.
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Yeah, but I'm not saying I
think I know. I'm saying I know
I know.
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When you know you know
something, you just know it,
innit?
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No, 'cause the second piece of
knowledge relies on the first
one
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being factually accurate,
which I'm saying might not be.
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Mate, just 'cause you been
dumped,
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doesn't mean the rest of us
have to be fucking miserable.
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[SCOFFS]
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-Kim's been a long time.
-Yeah.
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Well.
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I hate to break it to you, kid,
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but she thinks it's the end of
the world
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and she's run off to some rich
geezer's
house in the middle of the
night.
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What do you think's happening?
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She's blatantly in there right
now
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just throwing some guy around
the bed like it's his last night
alive.
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-[KIM GRUNTS]
-[JIMMY GROANS]
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You killed my dad.
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You've made your bed.
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Now you're going to die in it.
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Please do not tell me you
dragged me all the way up the
stairs
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-just to say that.
-Yes.
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-It's fucking terrible.
-Shut up!
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I am sorry about...
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-killing Phil.
-Bill!
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Shit. Fuck! Sorry, I'm sorry.
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I mean, it feels like you're
doing this on purpose now!
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-I swear to God, I'm not. I'm
not.
-[SCOFFS]
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I watched him bleed to death on
the floor.
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Your mistake was leaving me
alive that night.
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You shouldn't have done that.
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Oh!
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Oh, I remember you.
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You're little Miss Penguin,
ain't ya?
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I always wondered why I'd meet
you.
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Yes, well,
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now you know.
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It was a bit mean of you,
though, killing that geezer
outside, you know, Ian.
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-What did he do?
-It's a moot point though,
isn't it?
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We're all dead, anyway.
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-Put the news on, see for
yourself.
-Oh, it's...
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[OVERLAPPING TALKING ON TV]
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MAN: In other news,
the World Biscuit Eating
Championships
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got off to a fantastic start
today.
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I don't understand.
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I think you'll find it's the
highest amount of biscuits
consumed
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within an allocated time frame.
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Why is no one speaking about it?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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[GASPS]
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Fuck.
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You stabbed me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I meant to
kill you.
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You stabbed me
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while my back was turned.
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-Hmm.
-That is so...
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rude!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS] Come on then.
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Fuck! [EXHALES DEEPLY]
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NICKY: Kim! Kim!
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I'm going out there again.
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Don't stab me!
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Or shoot me.
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-I'm serious!
-I promise, I promise.
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NICKY: Kim, where are you?
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Up here.
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Hey, Kim.
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Did you lie to me tonight
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about the end of the world?
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Well, I mean, I wouldn't say...
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-It wasn't exactly...
-Nicky!
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Did you lie to me?
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That is so rude.
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I was about to tell you...
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but you just ran out of there
so quickly.
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But it's okay, right?
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I mean, it's not like anyone's
died.
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-[JIMMY YELLS]
-Kim!
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JIMMY: Fuck!
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[LOUD THUD]
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-[KIM GROANS]
-Kim!
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[GROANS]
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[CHOKING]
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Don't...
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-Joe.
-Who's Joe?
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...tell Joe.
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Tell him what?
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-[CHOKING]
-Who's Joe?
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[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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Is he dead? Check his pulse.
Is he dead?
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-There's some of his brain on
the table.
-How much?
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You want me to tell you how much
of his brain is on the table?
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Yes, Jay. If it's not too much
trouble, I would like you to
inform me
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-how much of his brain...
-I think any amount of brain
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-is too much brain, isn't it?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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I forgot you're a fucking brain
surgeon.
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When did that happen? Before or
after you got promoted to the
deli counter?
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Whoa, whoa, it's a bit much,
mate.
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This getting personal and shit.
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-[EXHALES]
-I was gonna ask you to be my
best man.
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Why are you still talking about
weddings when there's two dead
people?
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It's the fish counter, anyway.
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Jerk.
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Kim, where have you been?
Are you okay?
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What's happening? Who are they?
Why are they attacking you?
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Oh, God, you're in shock.
She's in shock.
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Should we get some frozen peas?
Let's get some frozen peas.
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Okay. Erm, Jay,
Google the recovery position.
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-We need to leave, bro.
-Peas, peas. Okay, peas! Great.
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Um, these will help. Just,
erm...
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Okay, just hold that there.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
Just, just...
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Okay. I'm gonna call the police
right now.
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Is there anything you need to
tell me before I do? Anything at
all.
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[PACKET THUDS]
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Okay.
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[DOOR BELL CHIMES]
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-What can I get you, darling?
-Coffee, please.
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What sort?
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[SIGHS] You pick.
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[MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
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She doesn't look so dangerous,
on the end there.
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Tell that to my husband.
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Ain't that right, Carl?
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She caught me with a sucker
punch, Mandy.
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00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,148
How many times!
251
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:18,116
If she comes in again, I'll
put her smarmy little head
through the window.
252
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,087
And which window would that be,
my good man?
253
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,039
MANDY: There you go, my darling.
254
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All sorted.
255
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[SNIFFLES]
256
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,231
♪ Whoa
257
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,645
♪ Whoa, whoa
258
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:02,685
♪ Whoa
259
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,170
♪ Whoa, whoa
260
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,997
♪ I'm on fire
261
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,601
♪ I'm on fire
262
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,400
Okay, this is fucked up, man.
263
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,302
We need to call the police
right now.
264
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,271
Also, bro, seriously,
you look fucking ridiculous.
265
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,777
I know, I know. I just...
266
00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:35,819
need to speak to Kim first and
find out what's really going on.
267
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:38,336
What's really going on
is we're trapped in a house
268
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,586
with some weirdo
who's clearly out of her mind.
269
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,550
All right. Easy with the
judging.
270
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,177
Ever heard of moral relativism?
271
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,690
Obviously not. No.
272
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,448
She's not out of her mind, is
she?
273
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,459
She's just out of her context,
that's all.
274
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:53,288
She's not a weirdo,
and she needs our help.
275
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,641
She's probably just as scared
as we are.
276
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,162
I think she's perfectly nice.
277
00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:04,058
Right, we've only got an hour
before we've got company.
278
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,792
We don't want his thugs to know
we've been here,
279
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,510
so we'll take Ian's body with
us,
280
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,236
make it look like he killed
Jimmy and fled the scene.
281
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,283
He'll be easier to move
in smaller pieces. Happy?
282
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:19,451
-What the... The thing is...
-You've got a better plan?
283
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,386
Not necessarily better,
284
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,249
but, erm, we were just thinking
285
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:26,673
maybe call the police,
calmly explain what happened.
286
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,840
No, what happened, Nicky,
is 15 years ago
287
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,256
that man killed my dad in front
of me.
288
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,370
I was six years old.
289
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,745
I'm so sorry.
290
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,374
He ruined my life.
291
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,406
Now he's dead.
292
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:50,517
Yeah, except he threw himself
off the balcony.
293
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,112
You didn't do that, Kim.
294
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,206
Look at this guy.
295
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:56,183
Oh, my...
296
00:17:57,731 --> 00:18:01,841
Have you seen the guns
upstairs? I mean, we'll say it
was self-defence.
297
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,363
It was really.
298
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,160
Of course, you're right.
299
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,544
You should call the police,
300
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,782
tell them exactly what happened.
301
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,535
All I ask is that you give me
one hour to disappear.
302
00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:19,203
-Can do that for me?
-Disappear, like, for good?
303
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:23,792
-Just tell them I knocked you
unconscious.
-[SCOFFS] Uh, okay, then. Sure.
304
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,689
-But...
-KIM: I'm still mad at you!
305
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,323
And this is just for my list,
306
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,213
because I don't know
when I'll get another chance.
307
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:44,779
Have a nice life.
308
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:50,295
-[GASPS]
-[JAY SHRIEKING]
309
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,166
Fuck my life!
310
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,577
[CHOKES]
311
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,382
I'll get the frozen peas.
312
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,066
He's lost a lot of blood.
313
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:08,179
We need to get him to the
hospital or he's going to die.
314
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,286
JAY: Kim.
315
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,293
So I'm not being funny,
316
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,233
but am I the only one that's
thinking...
317
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:20,989
you know,
318
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,722
let nature take its course,
something like that?
319
00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,989
-Jay!
-He's a fucking Nazi gangster.
320
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,507
-He'd do the same to us.
-I'm not actually.
321
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,926
I got that tattoo when I was 16.
322
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,965
Confused, insecure,
323
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,662
trying to fit in with the crowd.
324
00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,734
It's a young man's game, isn't
it?
325
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,765
-Being a Nazi?
-Yeah.
326
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,839
You get out whenever you
realise,
327
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,604
that everyone's
just trying to muddle along.
328
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:51,565
It's the cruel world that's the
problem, not the people in it.
329
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,541
Made mistakes in my life.
330
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,435
I'm happy with the person
that I've become.
331
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,958
I can say that
with my hand on my heart.
332
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,270
[GASPS]
333
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:03,548
God, he's a sweetheart.
334
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:07,451
If we help this guy, we're all
going to prison for this, you
know that.
335
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,662
If it comes to it, I'll take
the blame.
336
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,381
I promise you that.
337
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,418
But saving Ian is the right
thing to do.
338
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,625
[SIGHS]
339
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,498
KIM: You call the hospital,
let them know that we're coming.
340
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,741
I'll dash to the car,
get it all set up for Ian.
341
00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:28,255
Sure, Kim. Car, dash, Ian!
342
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:29,706
Kim Kardashian!
343
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:36,787
We're in a rush, so don't worry,
but remind me to explain that to
you later.
344
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,511
Because that's probably the
best thing I've said, ever.
345
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:41,518
Sorry, what do you mean "later"?
346
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,070
Oh, I just thought
because of the whole, you know.
347
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,454
I told you that kiss was for my
list.
348
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:48,726
Just like everything else
was supposed to be.
349
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,013
I was so excited.
350
00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,735
But then you lied to me, didn't
you?
351
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:55,502
Now it's all ruined.
352
00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:00,846
-I just think a bit of moral
relativism...
-I'm glad we met.
353
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:02,779
I really am.
354
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,822
But when you lie to someone,
you squeeze the toothpaste out
of the tube,
355
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,547
and you can't put it back in
again.
356
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,975
Now, hang on, son. Just wait.
357
00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,740
In that room through there,
358
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,993
there's 500 grand in cash,
359
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,710
hidden in the fireplace.
360
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:41,816
There's plenty more where that
came from.
361
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:44,542
Just don't kill me, please.
362
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:49,311
This was to make you
more comfortable, Ian.
363
00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:52,929
Oh, I thought you were gonna
smother me to death.
364
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:53,966
No!
365
00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:57,012
-Oh. Thank you.
-No. You're not having it now.
366
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:02,078
-Where are you going?
-Where do you think?
367
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,123
I was only joking
about the mon... [GROANS]
368
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,052
Shit-et-y shit.
369
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:23,757
Hello, darling.
370
00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:25,337
[KIM YELPS]
371
00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:29,137
I don't understand why you need
to brush your teeth now.
372
00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:31,175
We're in the middle of some
serious shit.
373
00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,081
What? No, Jay. It's a metaphor.
374
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,770
It means you can't undo
something once you've done it.
375
00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:39,012
Like... you can't tell a lie
and then...
376
00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:44,775
IAN: Oi, you two. Come and look
at this!
377
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,396
Quick!
378
00:22:48,815 --> 00:22:50,745
NICKY: Whoa, whoa. What are you
doing?
379
00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,723
-Whoa. Put it back, man.
-Fuck off.
380
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:56,240
We need to get Ian to the
hospital and our story straight
to the police.
381
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,031
What if we go to the police
and Kim blames it on us?
382
00:22:58,066 --> 00:22:59,856
-She's not gonna do that.
-IAN: Guys!
383
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:02,445
-How do you know?
-Because honesty is her thing.
384
00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:03,974
Bro, you don't even know her.
385
00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,833
-I know her well enough.
-Guys!
386
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,037
-Yes, Ian!
-Yes, Ian!
387
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:10,628
Jeez! Right little moaner,
isn't he?
388
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:12,867
What do you want, man?
389
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,388
Is she supposed
to take me to the hospital?
390
00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,570
Kim.
391
00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,718
♪ Baby, please don't go
down to New Orleans
392
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:38,519
♪ You know I love you so
Baby, please don't go
393
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:40,940
♪ All right
394
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,012
♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog
395
00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:44,938
♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog
396
00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:47,394
♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog
397
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,766
♪ I get you way down here
I make you walk the log
398
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:51,187
♪ Baby, please don't go
399
00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:54,434
♪ All right
Yeah
400
00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,127
♪ Hey!
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