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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,623 --> 00:00:04,183 JIMMY: Ian! 2 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:07,493 Ian! 3 00:00:07,904 --> 00:00:10,224 Is that you playing silly bollocks downstairs? 4 00:00:14,876 --> 00:00:16,216 Ian! 5 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:21,706 KIM: Hello, Jimmy. 6 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:24,330 Remember me? 7 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:27,817 Erm... 8 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:31,309 -You killed my dad. -Yeah. 9 00:00:31,341 --> 00:00:34,621 -You might need to narrow it down a bit. -Okay, how is this? 10 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:36,729 His name... 11 00:00:37,761 --> 00:00:38,831 [GUN CLICKS] 12 00:00:40,937 --> 00:00:43,387 ...was Bill Noakes. 13 00:00:45,321 --> 00:00:48,151 -Was he like this little fella? -Oh, for God's sake. 14 00:00:48,186 --> 00:00:51,086 Don't shout at me! I'm trying to remember. I'm getting old. 15 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,120 [SIGHS] 16 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,806 -D'you have a picture of him or something? -Well, not on me, no! 17 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,468 Wasn't exactly planning on doing this tonight. 18 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,512 -I've got one in the car. -Do you wanna go and get it? 19 00:01:02,545 --> 00:01:05,815 No, no. Come on, think! Bill Noakes! 20 00:01:06,169 --> 00:01:07,309 The thing is... 21 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:11,283 it might be easier for you to exact your revenge 22 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:14,072 if you weren't standing on a trap door. 23 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:19,494 Idiot! Who's got a trap door in their house, anyway? You plank! 24 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:23,361 I do. 25 00:01:30,504 --> 00:01:31,824 Where the fuck is she, man? 26 00:01:34,646 --> 00:01:36,366 Un-fucking-believable. 27 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,125 [BEEPS] 28 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:47,801 [EXHALES] 29 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,591 -That'll do. -[GUN COCKS] 30 00:01:55,563 --> 00:01:56,743 Whatcha! 31 00:01:58,532 --> 00:01:59,842 Now if I was you, 32 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,813 I would mind my step, treacle. 33 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:09,438 Thanks, honey. Why don't you mind yours? 34 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:10,854 That makes no sense at all. 35 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:12,579 I'm the one walking forwards, you're the one walking backwards. 36 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:13,715 Why would I need to mind my step? 37 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:16,344 So no one's ever fallen walking forwards, have they? 38 00:02:16,377 --> 00:02:17,967 Kind of unlikely in this kind of situation. 39 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:19,449 Okay, yes, so it's highly unlikely, 40 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:20,834 but I'm saying stranger things have happened. 41 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:22,974 -You watch your step. -You watch your step. 42 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:24,494 God, you're annoying. 43 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:27,603 You're annoying. Now back off. Look, I've done with blood everywhere. 44 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:29,530 I've just done a shitload of decorating. 45 00:02:29,563 --> 00:02:31,433 -KIM: That's nice. -Thank you. 46 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:33,291 Now what do you say, that you and I... 47 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:36,191 have ourselves a little tumble? 48 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:38,326 No guns, no knives... 49 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:39,846 Eh? 50 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:41,993 To the death, though, right? 51 00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:44,465 Yes, to the fucking death. 52 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:45,789 Jesus. 53 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:47,960 Thought we might get a bit grim, that's all. 54 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:49,785 You know, hand to hand. 55 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:51,863 Maybe that's why they call me... 56 00:02:54,243 --> 00:02:56,493 the Grim Reaper. 57 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:59,765 Then maybe you are about to reap what you sow. 58 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:03,461 That's a very nice exchange there. I like that. 59 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,363 -Yeah, it just felt organic. -It did, didn't it? 60 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,502 Oh. 61 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:11,775 Well, go on then. Put your gun down. 62 00:03:12,399 --> 00:03:13,569 You put your gun down. 63 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,676 [WHISPERS] You put your gun down. 64 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:19,682 All right, we'll put them down together. Nice and slow. 65 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:28,756 [GUNS CLATTER] 66 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:31,454 [BOTH GRUNTING] 67 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:46,049 [GROANS] 68 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,676 [GRUNTS] 69 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,412 So Beth looks up, 70 00:03:59,998 --> 00:04:02,448 fixes me square in the eye and says, 71 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:06,867 "Jay, you have got the most gorgeous balls." 72 00:04:06,901 --> 00:04:09,421 -Oh, fuck off. -She did, bro. I swear. 73 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:12,286 No bloke's got gorgeous balls, okay. Mine are disgusting. 74 00:04:12,321 --> 00:04:15,121 I'm just gonna put that out there. I have repulsive balls. 75 00:04:15,151 --> 00:04:17,361 Of course you do. All balls are disgusting. 76 00:04:17,395 --> 00:04:19,495 I've got the kind of balls only a mother could find gorgeous. 77 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:21,395 JAY: I agree, mine are horrible. 78 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:31,443 [KIM YELLS IN PAIN] 79 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:38,485 [BOTTLE SHATTERS] 80 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:48,873 [GRUNTS] 81 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:52,015 [JIMMY GRUNTS] 82 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:54,712 [KIM GRUNTS] 83 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:04,028 [CHOKING] 84 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:08,200 [GROANS] 85 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,622 [BOTH GRUNTING] 86 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:16,832 [GROANS] 87 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:18,348 Fucking ow! 88 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:22,150 I bet even David Beckham hasn't got gorgeous balls and his balls are golden. 89 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,813 Oh, yeah, no one's doubting the golden hue of a Beckham bollock. 90 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,401 But that's where the aesthetic beauty of them comes to a swift end. 91 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:28,470 You know what I mean? 92 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,020 -She said it though, man. -Well, she's lying. 93 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:31,503 Huh. No. Beth never lies. 94 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:33,468 She's like a priest or the league table. 95 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,195 -She's like Shakira's hips. -Exactly. 96 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:38,681 That's how I knew we were gonna spend the rest of our lives together. 97 00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:43,002 -What? -I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 98 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:45,033 [JAY GIGGLES] 99 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:48,183 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 100 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,767 [JIMMY YELLS] 101 00:05:54,802 --> 00:05:55,872 [KIM GROANS] 102 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,007 [KIM COUGHS] 103 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:59,394 -Oh! -JIMMY: Ow! 104 00:05:59,807 --> 00:06:00,977 Oh! 105 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,566 [KIM GROANS] 106 00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:15,202 [BOTH GRUNTING] 107 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:21,761 [JIMMY GROANS] 108 00:06:25,074 --> 00:06:26,214 [GRUNTS] 109 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,486 [CHOKES] 110 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:43,472 [JIMMY CHOKES] 111 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:48,885 [KIM YELPS] 112 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:53,969 [GRUNTS] 113 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:58,734 [GROANS] 114 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,865 [BOTH PANTING] 115 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,599 [KIM YELLS] 116 00:07:09,946 --> 00:07:11,216 [JIMMY GROANS] 117 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:13,711 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 118 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,130 You think it's a bad idea, don't you? 119 00:07:19,611 --> 00:07:22,171 I guess the only thing is it's been six months. 120 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,200 Yeah, but it's like Dad used to say, "When you know, you know." 121 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,757 Yeah, but you think you know things, but you don't. 122 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,172 That's kinda like your thing. 123 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:32,237 Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know. I'm saying I know I know. 124 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:35,079 When you know you know something, you just know it, innit? 125 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:37,939 No, 'cause the second piece of knowledge relies on the first one 126 00:07:37,974 --> 00:07:39,674 being factually accurate, which I'm saying might not be. 127 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:40,940 Mate, just 'cause you been dumped, 128 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:43,667 doesn't mean the rest of us have to be fucking miserable. 129 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:44,814 [SCOFFS] 130 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:49,017 -Kim's been a long time. -Yeah. 131 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:50,951 Well. 132 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:52,707 I hate to break it to you, kid, 133 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:55,645 but she thinks it's the end of the world 134 00:07:55,682 --> 00:07:59,202 and she's run off to some rich geezer's house in the middle of the night. 135 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:01,239 What do you think's happening? 136 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,103 She's blatantly in there right now 137 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:07,247 just throwing some guy around the bed like it's his last night alive. 138 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:10,797 -[KIM GRUNTS] -[JIMMY GROANS] 139 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:13,288 You killed my dad. 140 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,555 You've made your bed. 141 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:18,117 Now you're going to die in it. 142 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,978 Please do not tell me you dragged me all the way up the stairs 143 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:23,708 -just to say that. -Yes. 144 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:26,057 -It's fucking terrible. -Shut up! 145 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:29,924 I am sorry about... 146 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:33,132 -killing Phil. -Bill! 147 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,997 Shit. Fuck! Sorry, I'm sorry. 148 00:08:35,031 --> 00:08:37,071 I mean, it feels like you're doing this on purpose now! 149 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:39,662 -I swear to God, I'm not. I'm not. -[SCOFFS] 150 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,140 I watched him bleed to death on the floor. 151 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:48,671 Your mistake was leaving me alive that night. 152 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:50,905 You shouldn't have done that. 153 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,358 Oh! 154 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,781 Oh, I remember you. 155 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:05,103 You're little Miss Penguin, ain't ya? 156 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:11,028 I always wondered why I'd meet you. 157 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:13,235 Yes, well, 158 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,656 now you know. 159 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:19,083 It was a bit mean of you, though, killing that geezer outside, you know, Ian. 160 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:22,604 -What did he do? -It's a moot point though, isn't it? 161 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,628 We're all dead, anyway. 162 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:28,741 -Put the news on, see for yourself. -Oh, it's... 163 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:35,987 [OVERLAPPING TALKING ON TV] 164 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,893 MAN: In other news, the World Biscuit Eating Championships 165 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:41,173 got off to a fantastic start today. 166 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:42,371 I don't understand. 167 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,135 I think you'll find it's the highest amount of biscuits consumed 168 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:48,241 within an allocated time frame. 169 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,381 Why is no one speaking about it? 170 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,184 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] 171 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:04,813 [WIND WHISTLING] 172 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,791 [KEYPAD BEEPING] 173 00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:34,944 [GASPS] 174 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:37,081 Fuck. 175 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:41,991 You stabbed me. 176 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,470 Yeah, I'm sorry. I meant to kill you. 177 00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:46,125 You stabbed me 178 00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:48,232 while my back was turned. 179 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,718 -Hmm. -That is so... 180 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:52,997 rude! 181 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,381 [CHUCKLES] 182 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,761 [SIGHS] Come on then. 183 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:12,092 Fuck! [EXHALES DEEPLY] 184 00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:15,194 NICKY: Kim! Kim! 185 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,466 I'm going out there again. 186 00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:19,134 Don't stab me! 187 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:23,064 Or shoot me. 188 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:26,237 -I'm serious! -I promise, I promise. 189 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,723 NICKY: Kim, where are you? 190 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,106 Up here. 191 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,800 Hey, Kim. 192 00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:36,798 Did you lie to me tonight 193 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,795 about the end of the world? 194 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:41,246 Well, I mean, I wouldn't say... 195 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,936 -It wasn't exactly... -Nicky! 196 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:46,023 Did you lie to me? 197 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:51,059 That is so rude. 198 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,125 I was about to tell you... 199 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,231 but you just ran out of there so quickly. 200 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,747 But it's okay, right? 201 00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:00,816 I mean, it's not like anyone's died. 202 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,478 -[JIMMY YELLS] -Kim! 203 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,834 JIMMY: Fuck! 204 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,306 [LOUD THUD] 205 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,488 -[KIM GROANS] -Kim! 206 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,223 [GROANS] 207 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,116 [CHOKING] 208 00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,343 Don't... 209 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:36,244 -Joe. -Who's Joe? 210 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,895 ...tell Joe. 211 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,042 Tell him what? 212 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:44,280 -[CHOKING] -Who's Joe? 213 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,163 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 214 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,828 Is he dead? Check his pulse. Is he dead? 215 00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,872 -There's some of his brain on the table. -How much? 216 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:26,876 You want me to tell you how much of his brain is on the table? 217 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:29,499 Yes, Jay. If it's not too much trouble, I would like you to inform me 218 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,192 -how much of his brain... -I think any amount of brain 219 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:34,185 -is too much brain, isn't it? -Oh, I'm sorry. 220 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,817 I forgot you're a fucking brain surgeon. 221 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,199 When did that happen? Before or after you got promoted to the deli counter? 222 00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:41,962 Whoa, whoa, it's a bit much, mate. 223 00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:43,933 This getting personal and shit. 224 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:46,451 -[EXHALES] -I was gonna ask you to be my best man. 225 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,380 Why are you still talking about weddings when there's two dead people? 226 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,278 It's the fish counter, anyway. 227 00:13:58,527 --> 00:13:59,867 Jerk. 228 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,978 Kim, where have you been? Are you okay? 229 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,954 What's happening? Who are they? Why are they attacking you? 230 00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,473 Oh, God, you're in shock. She's in shock. 231 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:11,372 Should we get some frozen peas? Let's get some frozen peas. 232 00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:15,062 Okay. Erm, Jay, Google the recovery position. 233 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:17,645 -We need to leave, bro. -Peas, peas. Okay, peas! Great. 234 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:20,204 Um, these will help. Just, erm... 235 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,138 Okay, just hold that there. 236 00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:25,001 Okay, I'll tell you what. Just, just... 237 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:28,006 Okay. I'm gonna call the police right now. 238 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,389 Is there anything you need to tell me before I do? Anything at all. 239 00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:35,975 [PACKET THUDS] 240 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:38,665 Okay. 241 00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:45,711 [DOOR BELL CHIMES] 242 00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:50,365 -What can I get you, darling? -Coffee, please. 243 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,171 What sort? 244 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,756 [SIGHS] You pick. 245 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,241 [MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 246 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:05,943 She doesn't look so dangerous, on the end there. 247 00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:07,224 Tell that to my husband. 248 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,081 Ain't that right, Carl? 249 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,391 She caught me with a sucker punch, Mandy. 250 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,148 How many times! 251 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:18,116 If she comes in again, I'll put her smarmy little head through the window. 252 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,087 And which window would that be, my good man? 253 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,039 MANDY: There you go, my darling. 254 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,178 All sorted. 255 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:48,602 [SNIFFLES] 256 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,231 ♪ Whoa 257 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,645 ♪ Whoa, whoa 258 00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:02,685 ♪ Whoa 259 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,170 ♪ Whoa, whoa 260 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,997 ♪ I'm on fire 261 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,601 ♪ I'm on fire 262 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,400 Okay, this is fucked up, man. 263 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,302 We need to call the police right now. 264 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,271 Also, bro, seriously, you look fucking ridiculous. 265 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,777 I know, I know. I just... 266 00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:35,819 need to speak to Kim first and find out what's really going on. 267 00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:38,336 What's really going on is we're trapped in a house 268 00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:40,586 with some weirdo who's clearly out of her mind. 269 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,550 All right. Easy with the judging. 270 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,177 Ever heard of moral relativism? 271 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,690 Obviously not. No. 272 00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,448 She's not out of her mind, is she? 273 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,459 She's just out of her context, that's all. 274 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:53,288 She's not a weirdo, and she needs our help. 275 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:56,641 She's probably just as scared as we are. 276 00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,162 I think she's perfectly nice. 277 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:04,058 Right, we've only got an hour before we've got company. 278 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,792 We don't want his thugs to know we've been here, 279 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,510 so we'll take Ian's body with us, 280 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,236 make it look like he killed Jimmy and fled the scene. 281 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,283 He'll be easier to move in smaller pieces. Happy? 282 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:19,451 -What the... The thing is... -You've got a better plan? 283 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,386 Not necessarily better, 284 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,249 but, erm, we were just thinking 285 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:26,673 maybe call the police, calmly explain what happened. 286 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,840 No, what happened, Nicky, is 15 years ago 287 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,256 that man killed my dad in front of me. 288 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,370 I was six years old. 289 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,745 I'm so sorry. 290 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,374 He ruined my life. 291 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,406 Now he's dead. 292 00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:50,517 Yeah, except he threw himself off the balcony. 293 00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,112 You didn't do that, Kim. 294 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,206 Look at this guy. 295 00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:56,183 Oh, my... 296 00:17:57,731 --> 00:18:01,841 Have you seen the guns upstairs? I mean, we'll say it was self-defence. 297 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,363 It was really. 298 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,160 Of course, you're right. 299 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,544 You should call the police, 300 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,782 tell them exactly what happened. 301 00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:15,535 All I ask is that you give me one hour to disappear. 302 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:19,203 -Can do that for me? -Disappear, like, for good? 303 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:23,792 -Just tell them I knocked you unconscious. -[SCOFFS] Uh, okay, then. Sure. 304 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,689 -But... -KIM: I'm still mad at you! 305 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,323 And this is just for my list, 306 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,213 because I don't know when I'll get another chance. 307 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:44,779 Have a nice life. 308 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:50,295 -[GASPS] -[JAY SHRIEKING] 309 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,166 Fuck my life! 310 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,577 [CHOKES] 311 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,382 I'll get the frozen peas. 312 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,066 He's lost a lot of blood. 313 00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:08,179 We need to get him to the hospital or he's going to die. 314 00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,286 JAY: Kim. 315 00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,293 So I'm not being funny, 316 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,233 but am I the only one that's thinking... 317 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:20,989 you know, 318 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,722 let nature take its course, something like that? 319 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,989 -Jay! -He's a fucking Nazi gangster. 320 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,507 -He'd do the same to us. -I'm not actually. 321 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,926 I got that tattoo when I was 16. 322 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,965 Confused, insecure, 323 00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,662 trying to fit in with the crowd. 324 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,734 It's a young man's game, isn't it? 325 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,765 -Being a Nazi? -Yeah. 326 00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,839 You get out whenever you realise, 327 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,604 that everyone's just trying to muddle along. 328 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:51,565 It's the cruel world that's the problem, not the people in it. 329 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,541 Made mistakes in my life. 330 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,435 I'm happy with the person that I've become. 331 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,958 I can say that with my hand on my heart. 332 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,270 [GASPS] 333 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:03,548 God, he's a sweetheart. 334 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:07,451 If we help this guy, we're all going to prison for this, you know that. 335 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,662 If it comes to it, I'll take the blame. 336 00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,381 I promise you that. 337 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,418 But saving Ian is the right thing to do. 338 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,625 [SIGHS] 339 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,498 KIM: You call the hospital, let them know that we're coming. 340 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,741 I'll dash to the car, get it all set up for Ian. 341 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:28,255 Sure, Kim. Car, dash, Ian! 342 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:29,706 Kim Kardashian! 343 00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:36,787 We're in a rush, so don't worry, but remind me to explain that to you later. 344 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,511 Because that's probably the best thing I've said, ever. 345 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:41,518 Sorry, what do you mean "later"? 346 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,070 Oh, I just thought because of the whole, you know. 347 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,454 I told you that kiss was for my list. 348 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:48,726 Just like everything else was supposed to be. 349 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,013 I was so excited. 350 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,735 But then you lied to me, didn't you? 351 00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:55,502 Now it's all ruined. 352 00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:00,846 -I just think a bit of moral relativism... -I'm glad we met. 353 00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:02,779 I really am. 354 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,822 But when you lie to someone, you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube, 355 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,547 and you can't put it back in again. 356 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,975 Now, hang on, son. Just wait. 357 00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,740 In that room through there, 358 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,993 there's 500 grand in cash, 359 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,710 hidden in the fireplace. 360 00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:41,816 There's plenty more where that came from. 361 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:44,542 Just don't kill me, please. 362 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:49,311 This was to make you more comfortable, Ian. 363 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:52,929 Oh, I thought you were gonna smother me to death. 364 00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:53,966 No! 365 00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:57,012 -Oh. Thank you. -No. You're not having it now. 366 00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:02,078 -Where are you going? -Where do you think? 367 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,123 I was only joking about the mon... [GROANS] 368 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,052 Shit-et-y shit. 369 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:23,757 Hello, darling. 370 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:25,337 [KIM YELPS] 371 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:29,137 I don't understand why you need to brush your teeth now. 372 00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:31,175 We're in the middle of some serious shit. 373 00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,081 What? No, Jay. It's a metaphor. 374 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,770 It means you can't undo something once you've done it. 375 00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:39,012 Like... you can't tell a lie and then... 376 00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:44,775 IAN: Oi, you two. Come and look at this! 377 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,396 Quick! 378 00:22:48,815 --> 00:22:50,745 NICKY: Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 379 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,723 -Whoa. Put it back, man. -Fuck off. 380 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:56,240 We need to get Ian to the hospital and our story straight to the police. 381 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,031 What if we go to the police and Kim blames it on us? 382 00:22:58,066 --> 00:22:59,856 -She's not gonna do that. -IAN: Guys! 383 00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:02,445 -How do you know? -Because honesty is her thing. 384 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:03,974 Bro, you don't even know her. 385 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:05,833 -I know her well enough. -Guys! 386 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,037 -Yes, Ian! -Yes, Ian! 387 00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:10,628 Jeez! Right little moaner, isn't he? 388 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:12,867 What do you want, man? 389 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,388 Is she supposed to take me to the hospital? 390 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:20,570 Kim. 391 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,718 ♪ Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans 392 00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:38,519 ♪ You know I love you so Baby, please don't go 393 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:40,940 ♪ All right 394 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,012 ♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog 395 00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:44,938 ♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog 396 00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:47,394 ♪ 'Fore I be yo' dog 397 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,766 ♪ I get you way down here I make you walk the log 398 00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:51,187 ♪ Baby, please don't go 399 00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:54,434 ♪ All right Yeah 400 00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,127 ♪ Hey! 28631

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